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Chase Bank May Drop Support of Chrome, Opera

mwandaw writes "Banking giant JPMorgan Chase may drop support of some popular browsers because they do not 'all offer the minimum levels of security that we require while others may not perform well with our site.' After July 18 you may not be able to access the website with a browser that they do not support. The list of browsers they currently support seems outdated: Internet Explorer 6.0 and higher, Firefox 2.0 and higher, and Safari 3.0 and higher (for Macs only). With usage of IE6 plummeting and concerns about its security well known, the inclusion of that browser seems suspect. On the other extreme, rising star Chrome appears to be left out, too. What does Google think of that?"

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  1. Businesses do not understand technology by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Traditional" businesses don't understand technology at all, especially "consumer" technology trends. Usually software backed up by a large businesses is considered to be a bonus for the "traditional" business drone, however, as any tech-literate person will tell you, those programs usually are outdated, slow and bloated.

    Its quite silly how they don't understand it. In their mind IE = Microsoft = stable. In everyone elses mind IE = Microsoft = Slow/Bloated/Insecure. In their mind Chrome = New = Unstable, in everyone elses mind Chrome = New = Fast.

    Businesses need to realize people don't, and shouldn't, choose software like they choose a car.

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    1. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 3, Insightful

      SecurityTracker lists 6 pages of security vulnerabilities for Chrome; but 7 pages for IE 6. Chrome would seem to be marginally more secure. In any case a business would be well advised not to pick a fight with Google, or at least pick a fight over a more worthy issue.

    2. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by pizzach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If businesses understood technology, they would be asking for designers to support specific rendering engines. Not browsers which is edging on silly.

      The asshats also wouldn't lock out other browsers because there is a chance the untested w3c html may render slighly differently but still be totally useable. Different doesn't mean wrong businessmen. While presentation is important, content is king.

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    3. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by geekboy642 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Internet Explorer advisories (5 pages)
      Google Chrome advisories (1 page, total of 13 advisories)

      And how is anyone supposed to believe that a browser that didn't exist before 2008 would have nearly as many flaws as one that's been around getting lusers infected for 15 years?

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    4. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by pizzach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're fooling yourself.

      I'm talking about web pages generally degrading gracefully. You don't need to ban people using edge cases. For example, people who set their browser to force larger fonts expect some things to appear differently. What you are basically pushing for is a Javascript to test the font size of the browser and ban those people from the webpage all in the name of "presentation". Might as well ban the Lynx users too. Or people who have images turned off for that matter. Also cell phones. We also can't allow users who don't use stylesheets to view anything either. All these horrible people will not see the web page how it was meant to be seen.

      That is what you are advocating whether you realize it or not.

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    5. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by ChrisDevine · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to Secunia:

      Google Chrome 3.x has had 5 advisories, 1 of which is unpatched. Google Chrome 4.x has had 6 advisories, 1 of which is unpatched. Google Chrome 5.x has had 2 advisories, 0 of which are unpatched.

      MSIE 6.x has had 146 advisories, 23 of which are unpatched.
      MSIE 7.x has had 45 advisories, 10 of which are unpatched.
      MSIE 8.x has had 13 advisories, 4 of which are unpatched.

      So no, it isn't just "marginally more secure."

    6. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by Eskarel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not advocating it, I'm saying that it's reality.

      How you display your information is dreadfully important, this is only becoming more and more the case now that the internet is being treated somewhat seriously by organizations and marketing and PR departments are getting involved in it.

      The idea of not controlling the display of information is positively terrifying to people, they're jobs and they're livelihoods depend(rationally or not) on things looking the right way they want them to look.

      In my experience, most Marketing departments would rather people not be able to see a site at all than see it improperly.

      Like I said in another post though, this particular issue is almost certainly due to them using an ajax framework which hasn't been updated recently. That list of browsers is a dead giveaway.

    7. Re:Businesses do not understand technology by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Information. We want information. And by hook or by crook, we'll get it." -#2

      No, you're the one fooling yourself. People will not generally get more out "nothing" presented well; no matter how pretty, nothing is still nothing. The New York Times doesn't get page views because of its layout; people go there for the content. People don't use Wikipedia because it's pretty, they go there for information.

      A pretty web site that lacks content is completely useless to everyone. A web site that has the information you're looking for is useful no matter how ugly it is, as long as it's readable.

      Content must come first; presentation is necessary, but content is why people are going there in the first place, and if there's no content it doesn't matter how pretty it is, they're not coming back.

  2. Time Warner Cable by Thing+I+am · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... does the same thing. I got this message (today) trying to order service using the latest version of Chrome.

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    1. Re:Time Warner Cable by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find it hilarious that Time Warner Cable is, at least by implication, suggesting that there actually exists a browser in which dealing with them could represent "the best possible shopping experience"...

    2. Re:Time Warner Cable by hedwards · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think it's just they're way of saying that if you've got the competence to install Chrome, then perhaps you shouldn't be buying from us.

    3. Re:Time Warner Cable by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not really. Chrome is pushed down the throats of users at a rate that is only comparable to MS IE. Google has the money to create misleading advertisements, they own the online ad services so can spam all the web pages they want. It is really just a click of an ad link to install Chrome, no more than the average piece of malware.

      Awhile back, when Firefox was still sleek and sexy, and the darling of the nerd set, it was about the same. Every nerd who had a site had some "Get Firefox" banner on their site, meaning the internet was full of Firefox banners (more than Chrome, I haven't actually seen a "Get Chrome" banner yet, much less a "Compile Chromium" banner). Your malware comparison would have been pretty accurate with Firefox. Especially since Firefox was actively trying to knock down the big, "trusted" browser of the time. Firefox was a small, scary, upstart.

      Chrome is now in roughly the same place, sans the geeky "grassroots" bit*.

      I'm not surprised though, since it took some time for everyone to support the scary, new, "malware" that was Firefox. It will take a bit of time to support Chrome. Though it is odd, since they support Safari, and hence Webkit, so the barrier to supporting Chrome is largely artificial (how much of a difference, work-wise, is there in supporting two implementations of the same engine?).

      As for Opera, I'm more shocked that they mentioned not supporting it, than I am than they wouldn't. Opera is almost invisible. They should support it, but it doesn't shock me that they don't.

      *Though I have been doing to Firefox what I have done to IE a couple years ago, replacing it with Chrome on my parents and friends computers.

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  3. Three words.... by couchslug · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Three words.... by ya+really · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How exactly is a firefox addon useful when they said they're supporting FireFox, but not Chrome or Opera?

    2. Re:Three words.... by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Informative

      Opera has this built in, and Chrome has an extension which both do the same thing.

    3. Re:Three words.... by maugle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can easily change your user-agent in Opera and I would assume Chrome would be the same.

      But you shouldn't, because then they'll never support Opera or Chrome "because none of their customers use it".
      Firefox didn't start getting support from big websites because of people changing its user-agent to IE.

    4. Re:Three words.... by couchslug · · Score: 3, Informative

      Doh, THIS User Agent Switcher. I use FF so much posting the original was automatic. (Self-LARTing ensues.)

      http://www.renjusblog.com/2010/03/google-chrome-user-agent-switcher.html

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  4. How #$@#$ hard is it? by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why are some browsers not supported? There are two primary reasons--security and popularity. There are dozens of browsers in use today, but not all offer the minimum levels of security that we require while others may not perform well with our site. The security of your accounts and private information is one of our highest priorities and some browsers, especially older versions, are simply higher security risks to use with our site. As for popularity, we continually monitor the types of browsers that customers use to access our site. Based on that information, we know that supported browsers are used by more than 95% of our customers. If a new browser begins to grow in popularity, we will assess and test its security and performance with our site to determine whether or not we should support its use.

    Right... Because its sooooo hard to use standards and make a secure site? Lets face it, if you code things right you can support every single browser except for perhaps IE (though they have gotten better). It is pure stupidity not to support various other browsers because they "aren't secure" when you can't give a reason other than they aren't used as much.

    The vast majority of security for banking comes from 3 main places. Encryption (controlled by the site owners), Physical/Software security of the servers (controlled by the sites owners) and elimination of flaws in the browser (judging by their inclusion of IE 6... they aren't worried about this).

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    1. Re:How #$@#$ hard is it? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is one additional place: Security of the client OS. Keyloggers don't really care about SSL, or XSS countermeasures, or just about anything else. I'm assuming that that is a battle that they simply have no wish to fight, though...

      More like a battle that they can't possibly win. There's no way for a bank website to prevent stupid users of any operating system from installing keyloggers.

  5. Re:People still bank at Chase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you're too young to have noticed this, but you typically only get to choose a bank (checking account, credit card, mortgage, car loan) for the first couple years. Then there's a merger or your loan gets flipped, and you start getting statements from some other company with different terms and policies (not that you understood the first one's). Then a couple years down the road, there's another merger or your loan gets flipped again.

    So, it could be that no-one opts to bank at Chase, but... Chase (Citi, BofA, PNC etc) happens.

  6. As a mac user by AnAdventurer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A few years ago, before Firefox and Safari had any market share I used to find from time to time websites requiring me to use IE. Since it was not possible at the time (IE had not been updated for Apple in a few years) you know what happened? I did not use their service and I did not miss it, I just used a competitor who allowed me to use my browser. Didn't matter if it was a back of a brokerage account, or a Japanese tee shirt shop (whatever). Now I never encounter that kind of message anymore. Is this a positive example of free market? I am not sure, but it might be!

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    1. Re:As a mac user by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I did not use their service and I did not miss it, I just used a competitor who allowed me to use my browser. Didn't matter if it was a back of a brokerage account, or a Japanese tee shirt shop (whatever).

      How would you switch if the offending company were a monopoly, such as the local electric power company or (in a case like this) the only bank with ATMs in your town?

  7. Hmmph... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can understand the "popularity" argument, though it certainly does tend to coddle poor design practices, the fewer browsers they have to check for correct rendering on the cheaper their web development will be.

    I find the "security" one much harder to understand(unless, as is quite likely, it is just being used cynically to make a purely cost-based decision sound more urgent). From a security perspective, things like IE6 and FF2.0 are seriously retro; but supported, which makes it seem quite unlikely that they are making the "security" decision based on the presence/absence of some specific feature(e.g. specific SSL/TLS ciphers, "anti-phishing filters", XSS countermeasures, etc.). Further, the "Safari 3.0 or higher (Mac Only)" thing seems downright inscrutable from a security perspective, and not much clearer from a web-design perspective. Is Safari version X on Windows really that drastically different? And is Chrome all that different, in terms of the rendering features that you would need to present a bunch of numbers, some fine print about fees, and clip-art of smiling families?

  8. As a Chromium Developer... by Mabbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... I can say it's pretty short sighted of them. What do they plan to tell the people who buy Chrome OS Netbooks in the near future? Sorry, you can't use our bank? I'm sure both Google and various hardware vendors who offer such devices will have a few words to say to Chase Bank.

  9. Re:.... oookaaaayy ... by gtall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Where the hell are they getting their security information from?" Recent Business School Product.

  10. Typical wrong conclusion by dingen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    '...not all offer the minimum levels of security that we require while others may not perform well with our site.'

    Yeah, if you've made a site and it doesn't look in both Chrome and Opera, there must be a problem with those browsers. I'm sure they paid a lot of money to get their site developed, so there can't be anything wrong with that.

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  11. Let me translate that by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We paid Vice President McNepotista's retarded cousin Benny six hojillion greenbacks to lash up a flaky site in Front Page, and if we had to acknowledge that our crappy site doesn't render in most standards compliant browsers, we might not feel like such virile corporate stallions tonight while we're snorting coke out of a hooker's ass crack."

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  12. +1 Troll article by MagicM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing in the linked page says that they're going to lock out "unsupported" browsers.

    If you are using a browser that we don't support, you may not be able to access our site or you may not have the same level of performance as if you were using a supported browser.

    Essentially they're saying that the site may not perform per specification in browsers that they do not test with because they're only used by less than 5% of their users. This is nothing other than a "we didn't test, so don't expect it to work" disclaimer. Nobody is getting locked out and nobody is discriminated against. The site's developers are simply cutting some corners to save costs. Business as usual.

    Y'all are posting in a troll thread.

  13. Re:People still bank at Chase? by v1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My first credit card was from Chase. It was on one of those flyer boxes posted on a board in one of the dorms. Not the best interest rate at the time but not too bad. They steadily lowered my rate over the years. I'd call them up and ask for a lower rate and they'd see I'd been a customer for awhile and had a good record and would knock a few points off. it finally settled at 9.9 fixed for several years. I used it frequently, but I almost always paid my entire balance. I did buy my first laptop computer on it though, and that took several months to pay off.

    Now a lot of people just throw away those "change in terms of service" notices they get from their credit card companies, but *I* read them. And one day I got a notice saying they were going to jack up my interest rate for no apparent reason. So I called them to cancel the card. She transferred me to someone else that said forget about that, we won't raise your rate. (I suppose I was transferred to a "stop this customer from closing their account" rep)

    So last year I got another one. This time they were jacking the rate up to something outrageous like 17%. (from 9.9) Called them again and expected to be put through the same transfer, but this rep was having none of that. I explained what had happened last time and she says no, this one is not negotiable. She explained that "due to changing economic circumstances" they had to raise their rate. I asked her to transfer me to an account specialist, but to my surprise, I got exactly the same answer. So I explained to her one more "changing economic circumstance" they were now going to experience.

    It's too bad too. They provided me with good service, and even had some really cutting-edge features for the time. Back in 1992 they had an offer for me to email (yes really) a scan (yes, REALLY) of my picture and my signature, and they sent me a new card, with my picture and my signature on the front of the card. (I had to use a serial port quickcam to make the pics) REALLY nice feature, and nice to have a second photo ID and the signature really big on the front of the card. To this day I don't know of any bank that offers that, though there are a few that let you upload a picture and can have that as the entire face of your card. I need to do that with my current main credit card, an AT&T mastercard. (9.9%)

    I've heard though that they classify customers like me as "dead beats" because we don't carry a balance for them to charge interest on. I suppose it's possible that's why I got sacked. It's just a shame to have to cancel your first credit card, that helped you establish credit, that you've had for almost 20 years.

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  14. I work at Chase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The reason that IE6 is included is because it's currently installed as the only browser on 140,000 Chase employee workstations, laptops, etc. If IE6 was blocked then Chase employees would be unable to bank with Chase from the office.

    1. Re:I work at Chase by TigerTime · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks for letting me know how security is viewed at Chase. I mean if you are using the most insecure browser in the market today that is even seen by Microsoft as being inadequate. And Chase can't seem to find the time and money to upgrade, who knows what other corners they are willing to take to save a buck security-wise. I mean that's pathetic that a FINANCIAL institution is still using that completely insecure browser behind their doors.

  15. As a member of the IT department... by WRX+SKy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... for a Fortune 50 company that received flack for something similar, I can assure it's not a safety thing so much as it is a laziness thing. The internal standard is IE6, therefore most developers have it on their machine and develop/test against it. To officially add support for other browsers would require QA to have all of the browser/machine combo's and likewise for development.

    Use standards and you won't have that problem? Wrong, because MS doesn't follow the standards. Which means that we end up writing two versions (minimum) - one for standards compliant and one for IE.

    Use a javascript package to make IE compliant? Can't. Corporate architecture doesn't allow us to use open source or third party libraries.

    End of the day... it's laziness, not security.

    1. Re:As a member of the IT department... by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Informative

      So you don't support IE7 and IE8 either, then? Because speaking as a developer at a different company, we have to specifically test each of those separately anyhow. And Firefox, of course. And Safari.

      So what you're really saying is that it's too hard to support 3 versions of IE and Firefox and Safari AND Chrome and Opera as well.

      Since Chrome is Webkit, just like Safari, it seems to me you should probably go ahead and support that one. And if your app works on Firefox and Safari without any hacks, it'll run on Opera as well.

      And like it or not, Chrome is taking market share from IE and Firefox. We are rapidly approaching a market that doesn't have 1 dominant browser, and you'll have to support them anyhow. Giving up now is letting go of things you'll need right before they become critical.

      I feel we need a car analogy, so it's like going from a single car on the highways to having many companies making many cars, but paving your roads to only work for that single car.

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  16. Really? by R3dL3d · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As I once wrote to my bank: "I'll switch banks before I switch browsers".

  17. Re:People still bank at Chase? by v1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    you typically only get to choose a bank (checking account, credit card, mortgage, car loan) for the first couple years.

    I had this happen with my first bank. Smallish savings and loan, a local bank. At one point they said they were going to start charging for the checking account. I went down and talked with them and they cut me a deal. If I started using electronic statements they'd keep the checking free. There was also a "service charge" on my savings account if I didn't maintain a minimum balance, which went away also. Things stayed that way for some years.

    Then the bank merged with a larger bank, and suddenly I started seeing money disappearing out of my savings. Now I'd never really actually used it, and only had $50 or so in it, but they were eating about $2/month off it in a service charge. So I called them and they said they'd changed their policies after the merger, and that's how things were going to be now. So picked up all my money and moved it to a local credit union. They take really good care of me.

    You'd think things like this would be so destructive to your customer base that they'd have to think twice about it, yet they just do it without batting an eyelash. And so we walk. And they don't seem to care?

    Funny, I forgot to take the money out of savings. I stopped checking my electronic statements when I closed my checking account. Anyway, got a notice some time later saying my savings account now had a negative balance. So I gave them a call to laugh at them and tell them they could close the account. I was almost expecting them to tell me to come pay the $1.50 or whatever negative on the account, but they didn't have THAT much nerve. Idiots.

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  18. Re:People still bank at Chase? by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In case of Ben I prefer to keep to the KISS principle and use the Occam's Razor. Just a few days ago the guy said he doesn't understand why gold is rallying. Really, he doesn't, that's what he said.

    Maybe he is lying, but I think he is just useless, he is the perfect case that supports Peter Principle, he is stuck within his level of incompetence.

  19. Re:.... oookaaaayy ... by GumphMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This has nothing to do with them thinking IE6 is secure, or that Chrome is evil. It is simply easier to continue offering support for the browser that your web site was built for compatibility with. It would cost them money to revisit their web site HTML etc. to make sure it actually works with standards compliant browsers (CSS box model anyone?) or even just to check that it works well enough. How could they afford their executive bonuses if they spend money on servicing customers?

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  20. They should stay out of it ... by zuperduperman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I was a bank I would just completely avoid recommending any particular browser. Once you do that you are complicit / partially liable when a user is compromised by following your advice. As a case in point, as far as I know, FireFox 2.0 is no longer receiving security updates and there are known vulnerabilities in the last released version. Chase recommending this browser could easily be taken as an argument in a court case if a user is compromised while using their web site.

    It would be far more sensible for the bank to impose no limitations and simply recommend that all users acquire a secure and standards compliant browser for using their web site.

  21. Re:I agree by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is why now that my oldest is prepping for college I have been giving him the money talks and told him to stay away from the big banks. I have found the small community banks and credit unions to give much superior service without gouging you on fees. With my little community bank I can even use my debit card online with no worries, because they cover all but $20 in the case of fraud and the card costs me a grand total of $1 a month.

    You really can't beat the personal service at those little banks either. I had to pick up some off lease office PCs for an insurance company job and I found that one of the suppliers doubled dipped and charged me twice. I walked into the bank and told a teller what my problem was, she had me in front of the girl in charge of debit cards in under two minutes. The girl in charge of debit handed me her personal card and said "It'll be back in your account by the end of the day" and then called me an hour later to say it was all taken care of.

    So I'd say you have to be nuts to go with the big banks. Not only is the community and credit unions less risky and less likely to gamble, but they value their customers and go that extra mile to keep your business. When the credit crisis first hit and the big banks were looking to mommy government to cover them, my little community bank was telling folks to come on in, because they hadn't gambled and had plenty of money for business and home loans.

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  22. Some customers are to costly to keep by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now I'd never really actually used it, and only had $50 or so in it

    So you were providing them basically no money whatsoever to invest. Do you know how a bank works? They take in deposits and then invest the money deposited. In return they provide you security and safe access to your money and perhaps a bit of interest. The amount of interest that can be earned on $50.00 is less than the cost to send you your statements. Your $50 costs them money. Not a lot and probably not $2.00 but more than zero. Why would the bank want to do business with a customer that costs them money each month? They institute the fee specifically to drive away unprofitable customers.

    You'd think things like this would be so destructive to your customer base that they'd have to think twice about it, yet they just do it without batting an eyelash

    I'm sure you're a nice guy but think about it for a minute. You were a small fry customer with little capital who cost more to serve than the bank could make off your investments. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but that's what happened. You did the right thing by going to a credit union that wanted your business. But expecting a large bank to care greatly about an unprofitable small customer is naive.

    Funny, I forgot to take the money out of savings.

    "Funny"? That's not funny, that's dumb. You basically gave the bank $50 and got nothing in return.

  23. "Not supported" doesn't mean "Won't work" by dhammond · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nowhere in the notice does it say that you MUST use one of the supported browsers. It says, "If you are using a browser that we don't support, you may not be able to access our site or you may not have the same level of performance as if you were using a supported browser." I'd be willing to bet that the site will work fine in Chrome. Why don't they list Chrome? Because they don't test with Chrome ("Supported browsers are browsers that we consistently use and test with our site"). Why don't they test with Chrome? Because every additional browser that must be tested with adds time to development and QA. You could argue that Chrome has enough users for them to invest the time to test with it, but if they are testing with Safari, they are probably fine with Chrome anyway. It's a simple matter of resources and I, frankly, don't see much wrong with it. I'm speaking both as a web developer and a Chase customer.

  24. Re:People still bank at Chase? by yelvington · · Score: 4, Informative

    You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Where do you get your information? Some libertarian kook blog?

    FDIC is not the Fed.

    FDIC doesn't guarantee banks.

    FDIC guarantees individuals' deposits. Your checking account. Your savings account.

    When a bank can't cover its deposits, FDIC swoops and seizes the bank.

    The bank is shut down. Management is fired. Stockholders lose everything.

    Absolutely the opposite of what you imagine to be the case.

  25. Re:People still bank at Chase? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Surely switching is easy. You turn up and say "Give me all of my money, I'm closing my account." and they give you all of your money. You then go to a competing bank with a couple of forms of ID and say "I'd like to open an account, here's all of my money."

    Oh, you mean people are too lazy to switch? Well, that's different...

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  26. Re:People still bank at Chase? by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You should really think about this for a bit longer than it took you to write that diatribe. Ben Bernanke continues the inflationary policy of printing money, both long and short term money - cash and bonds, and he says he does not understand why commodities are valued higher and higher in terms of dollars?

    If he does not understand it, it means he completely does not belong in his position. You don't understand any of it, so why are you commenting?

  27. Who are JPMorgan Chase? by TangoCharlie · · Score: 4, Funny

    > On the other extreme, rising star Chrome appears to be left out, too. What does Google think of that?"

    Who are JPMorgan Chase? I did a Google search for them and I didn't find anything?

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