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NASA Launches Moonbase Alpha

Several readers have sent word that today NASA launched Moonbase Alpha, an online game with single- and multi-player capability that "allows participants to step into the role of an exploration team member in a futuristic 3-D lunar settlement." The game is available now through Steam for free. Moonbase Alpha was built as a precursor to an upcoming NASA MMO called Astronaut: Moon, Mars & Beyond, and they hope it will be "a proof of concept to show how NASA content can be combined with a cutting-edge game engine to inspire, engage and educate students about agency technologies, job opportunities and the future of space exploration."

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  1. In space... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody can hear you troll.

    1. Re:In space... by tacarat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, this project is to find trolls and their online kin. Who better to send on long duration trips than those that already hate the sun, don't mind "alternative hygiene", live on processed foods and can shirk off a lack of real sex for years at a time?

      Oh shit. /. is next >.>

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    2. Re:In space... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good God, you're absolutely right. Every geek and nerd in the verse is a perfect target to send on missions to space... We have to warn... Somebody... wait... whats bad about this?

    3. Re:In space... by tacarat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't want to risk sharing a ship with telephone sanitizers.

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    4. Re:In space... by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, they don't want you dead. They need us to fix their computers so they can go on Facebook.

    5. Re:In space... by ring-eldest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In all seriousness, I think the really far out there geeks (not your average, run of the mill slashdotter, but maybe close!) would make EXCELLENT space travelers. The only real downside is that after years of increasingly disturbing porn, a COMPLETE lack of social interaction (and this is coming from someone who once thought "dressing up" was putting on pants so the drive-through people won't freak out), and the subsequent lack of feedback about their behavior and thoughts, they'll leave a very rough impression on the first person they run into afterward. Alien or cosmonaut.

      "Greetings people of earth! We have met with your represenative and found him wholly agreeable with our culture! Where's the women at, bitches?"

      Oh, shi---

  2. Re:Moonbase Alpha BBS? by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um, all the world lives in one area code, do they? ;)

  3. Only 11 years late... by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only 11 years late...

    Some cheats for players:
    1 Stay away from the nuclear waste dump.
    2 Don't shoot energy-absorbing being with a laser - just get them in a powered-down section and wait for them to run out of energy.
    3 Neutron reaction drives won't make you a lot of friends.

    1. Re:Only 11 years late... by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That show is *nightmarishly bad*. In one episode, some alien planet sends probes that create an atmosphere (to keep the Alpha crew happy until they passed out of range so they didn't have Martin Landau and Barbara Bain descend up them). That's when I found out that *the windows on Moonbase Alpha were designed to be opened* so they could get a nice breeze. And that the intrepid space voyagers brought *bikinis* so they could frolic on the regolith.

    2. Re:Only 11 years late... by JockTroll · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Black Sun" was kinda cool. And the Eagles are some of the greatest-looking fictional spaceships ever, even though from the vernier rockets layout it's never exactly clear how they can yaw or traslate on the X-axis.

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    3. Re:Only 11 years late... by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the instances will be just like playing WoW with shitty pick-up groups.

      Astronaut [party] Okay guys, I'm going up. You ready to make sure my mission is a success?
      Congressman [party] I got all the money you need.
      Contractor [party] All systems go! We got your back.
      Administrator [party] You are cleared for take off.

      Astronaut launches STS-135.
      Astronaut is now 2 km above launch site.
      *Astronaut is attacked by Faulty O-Ring (elite)*
      Astronaut [party] oshitoshitoshit
      Contractor disconnects from the server.
      Administrator casts Blame the Contractor. Administrator teleports out.
      Congressman casts Hookers and Blow. Congressman teleports out.
      Astronaut takes 2389358954390354-e35 damage.
      Astronaut dies.

      Contractor reconnects.
      Contractor [party] Guys? What'd I miss?
      Congressman [party] Uhh yeah, I gotta go. Getting a blow job.
      Astronaut [party] Fucking DIE.
      Administrator [guild] We don't talk that way in the NASA guild.
      Astronaut has been kicked from NASA.

      The End.

    4. Re:Only 11 years late... by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      But UFO (also by Gerry Anderson) was great! Supposedly there's a movie on the way.

    5. Re:Only 11 years late... by JockTroll · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have two of them and yes, I remember the thrusters on the landing gears' pods. However, Apollo had them on a cylindrical body while the Eagles have them positioned differently, and there's no engine bell on the X-Axis. Oh, well, it's fiction. I also have Roberto Baldassarri's blueprints framed, by the way (http://www.space1999.net/eagle/).

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  4. Re:Moonbase Alpha BBS? by Moridineas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you're a teenager typing in modem commands by hand to call local numbers, yes :-)

  5. VR jobs of the future by RichMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    8 second lag is pretty bad, but this can be viewed as a precursor to jobs of the future where basement dwellers driver loaders on the moon.

  6. Please... by rshol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is this how screwed up NASA is, reduced to releasing video games as opposed to sending people into space?

    1. Re:Please... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the other hand, the Military gets tons of Cash and they have NEVER released a video game.

    2. Re:Please... by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is this how screwed up NASA is, reduced to releasing video games as opposed to sending people into space?

      It's a master recruitment plan. See, kids think they're playing a game but in reality, they're being trained and the best of the best of the best will rise until one day, via their "game" they're doing actual exploration without realizing it. I hear they're planning a military version of this too.

      Code name: ENDER

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    3. Re:Please... by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, they've got a lot of experience producing computer animation of craft they never actually build and missions which they never actually launch. So this is just a natural extension.

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    4. Re:Please... by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

      (kicks you in the nuts)

    5. Re:Please... by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      NASA: Treading Water for 40 Years and Counting!

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    6. Re:Please... by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this is as close to doing any space work as NASA will come in the future. No one wants to spend money on Space Exploration. Both parties talk about it but wont fund it. We're through in space, the private companies will do earth orbit and maybe Japan or China will go to Mars. The US will make video games.

    7. Re:Please... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty much. But doesn't that reflect society as a whole? People flock to movies about space (Avatar has already grossed a billion bucks) but I don't see any interest in real-life space exploration outside a few buffs.

    8. Re:Please... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While I disagree with that particular plan, it would seem that the Examiner generally is not favorable to Obama's administration.

      And just reading the comments section of your referenced article, it looks like the Examiner's readership downright hates Obama.

      I don't know anything about the fairly new owners of the paper (Clarity Media Group) though, to know if that's the paper's objective or not. It certainly comes across that way, glancing at some other headlines.

  7. Re:NASA "content?" by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    content 2 (kn-tnt)
    adj.
    1. Desiring no more than what one has; satisfied.

    Sounds like a pretty good life to me.

  8. DAMMIT!!! by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 3, Funny

    My level 19 Rocketeer had fourteen Pristine Moonrock's, I had the fifteenth IN SIGHT, when a level 43 Cosmonaut ganked me and looted everything off my corpse. I took me ten hours of grinding Selenites to get that epic Oxygen Tank of Capacity.

  9. I remember when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone remember a time when NASA astronauts actually WENT to the Moon?

    1. Re:I remember when ... by Chaymus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Queue the tinfoil hats saying "Never."

    2. Re:I remember when ... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was born in 1977, so no, I don't remember a time when Astronauts ever went to the moon.

      We gave up on space exploration in 1972.

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    3. Re:I remember when ... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. July 20, 1969 absolutely RUINED by 9th birthday party. I still have a black and white picture that my grandpa took of the black and white TV set broadcasting it, complete with a Nixon inset in the upper left corner of the screen.

  10. How stimulating. by Snarkalicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can only imagine that the excitement curve for the game will be the same as any other MMO or living on an actual moon base.

    Day 1: Woo! I'm on the server/moon!
    Day 2: Wow! I can do like, 6 different things. Sweet!
    Day 12: OH SWEET JESUS WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE THIS EYE-STABBING BOREDOM!!!!!

  11. Moonbase Alpha... Alpha Complex by Local+ID10T · · Score: 3, Funny

    Greetings Friend Citizen!

    It is the future, and you are a proud citizen of Moonbase Alpha, a moonbase run by a benevolent Computer.

    All is foreseen. All is right and just. All is good and pure. All because of The Computer.

    The Computer is Your Friend!

    Welcome to Moonbase Alpha. The Computer is Your Friend!

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  12. Steam by Toonol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can you get it from NASA directly? I don't allow steam on any of my machines.

    1. Re:Steam by Toze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As far as sexual assault goes, groping is the least evil.

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    2. Re:Steam by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Neither do I. Condensation wreaks havoc with the circuitry. It also encourages mould growth. Also, I go through enough trouble keeping things cool. Why would I want steam anywhere near my machines? The closest steam should get is the stuff rising from my nice hot coffee.

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  13. Recommended System Requirements by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Recommended System Requirements
    Win XP SP3 / Vista / Windows 7

    I wonder if it will run under WINE?

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  14. A dark, dark day. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That show is *nightmarishly bad*.

    Nah, it's all about perspective!

    I was five or six when that show was airing, and through the eyes of a little kid, it was the coolest and most astonishing sci-fi epic series EVER!

    (Special effects made everything look real, and since I was too young to know that adults weren't flawed, I also assumed that everything made sense but that I was just too young to get it. Everything seemed wonderful and exciting on the moon!)

    Oh, but it was a dark, dark day when I hunted down a couple of episodes of the program and watched them in my quality-discerning adulthood. Hit like a brick in the gut. Not a good memory. No sir.

    It's true, what they say. You can never go home.

    -FL

  15. Re:Steam, but Windows-only by RichMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    It depends on the game Engine.

    I am currently downloading Mass-Effect 2 onto my Ubuntu system. Used Steam to download the demo. It worked. So I bought the game.

    Anything I am going to buy from Steam I am going to want to run the demo of first to check for compatibility. Silly thing is the Steam store only works from windows. I have a really old system that gets the job done. My main system is pure Linux.

    Getting way off track here but
    Steam+demo is the best way to sell the windows games into the Linux market. Try it first, then buy. It lets you know it will work.
    STO should work according to the Wine forums. The demo did not for me. So it's out.

  16. Ha, is that where my tax dollars are going... by Sulik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    nice.

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  17. Re:This is government-funded—where's the sou by filesiteguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    File a Freedom of Information (http://www.justice.gov/oip/) request.

    I work for Los Angeles County and we do not give out our source code without one. We have given out the source but it involves several legal issues and "hold harmless" agreements that are way above me. (I'm not condoning or condemning the process, just stating what has happened in the past.)

  18. VAC enabled? by TypoNAM · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find it funny that it says the game is "Valve Anti-Cheat enabled" on the Steam product page. So, what exactly are people doing to cheat in this moon base simulator game?

    Cause I just hate it when I'm bunny hopping along on the moon's surface and suddenly get head-shotted by some kid using an aimbot. ;)

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  19. "NASA MMO" - End game strategies by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first player to have his his project canceled wins.

  20. whatchu' taklin' about Willis? by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously the Moon is a Muslim world.

    There's craters everywhere and everything's dead.


    (.sig doesn't apply in this case...)

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  21. Brainless by fm6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh for crissakes. This is a stupid article that draws together two unrelated events. The first is an interview with Al-Jazera which (surprise!) emphasizes NASA's importance to the Muslim world. Which isn't all that big, but what do you expect him to say?

    Then the writer manages to tie in this interview with Obama's Cairo speech which doesn't even mention NASA. Since this happened at about the same time, it somehow "proves" that Obama is only interested in NASA for helping him make nice with the Arabs.

    Brainless.

  22. Re:NASA "content?" by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's fun for the first few months, then you start wishing some of those desires would return, just to alleviate the boredom.

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