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Dell Settles With the SEC For $100M

Sri.Theo writes in with news of Dell's humbling settlement with the US Securities and Exchange Commission. The core of the complaint is that Dell took secret payments from Intel to keep AMD's chips out of Dell's machines. The SEC calls it "accounting irregularities" — Dell was dipping into this secret slush fund to bolster its results, quarter by quarter. At one point the payments from Intel made up 76% of Dell's quarterly operating income. "For years, Dell's seemingly magical power to squeeze efficiencies out of its supply chain and drive down costs made it a darling of the financial markets. Now it appears that the magic was at least partly the result of a huge financial illusion. ... According to the commission, Dell would have missed analysts' earnings expectations in every quarter between 2002 and 2006 were it not for accounting shenanigans. ... (Intel is expected to settle a long-running anti-trust case that has highlighted these payments in the next couple of weeks.) ... Michael Dell... and Kevin Rollins, a former boss of the company, agreed to each pay a $4m penalty without admitting or denying the SEC's allegations."

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  1. Dude! by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude! You're getting a cell!

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    1. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, this is white collar crime, which the US frowns upon by making one pay back a small percentage of the damage caused by one's actions.

      I would put long odds on either of these two

    2. Re:Dude! by ilo.v · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, this is white collar crime, which the US frowns upon by making one pay back a small percentage of the damage^h^h^h^h^h^h PROFIT caused by one's actions.

      There. Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:Dude! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The right thing to do would be to expropriate all these companies and make them transparently run non-profit organizations, democratically administered by their workforce, supplying technology to us all for cost + labour.

      Companies that engage in this sort of fraud should not be permitted to ever be run for profit again. The necessity of their existence should be something they are required to justify to the citizenry regularly, and when they are no longer able to do so, they should be dissolved.

      Those who perpetuated this fraud should be publicly executed. They have misdirected millions if not billions of people for many years, and caused more harm and suffering in their time than any rapist or serial killer.

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    4. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uhhhh - troll is trolling, but there is something of a serious question in the troll.

      There really IS a big difference in the two statements. There is really no way to measure the damage caused by Dell's actions. If there is a way to measure the damages to AMD as well as the public, it would be a long, involved process that no one wants to invest the time and resources in.

      However, it's pretty easy to analyze how much of Dell's profits resulted from this dishonesty.

      Personally, I think the fine should be ALL of the ill-gotten profits. If they benefit by ten million, take that ten million, plus a punitive fine. If they profit by 100 million, take that 100 million, plus a punitive fine.

      Sorry for feeding the troll, but I thought some reasonable people might need the distinction drawn for them.

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    5. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually - I'm a bit wrong in my own post.

      IF this were a civil suit by AMD, claiming that they were damaged by Intel and Dell, and they wanted to recover damages caused by these irregular accounting practices, THEN the time and resources would be invested to determine how much damage had been caused.

      In which case, AMD would probably recover those damages, plus a punitive award.

      DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A FRIGGING LAWYER!!!!

      All the same, I'd love to hear about AMD filing suit against Dell and Intel.

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    6. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Balance, my young Jedi knight.

      I hate the fact that corporations will throw Grandma, Cousin Susie, and her baby kitty under the bus for profit. All the same, corporations serve society. Without greedy, profit driven investors and company officers, where would we be today? I don't exactly like where we are right now, but it's better than living like feudal Europe, IMHO

      In short, lighten up a little bit. Instead of public executions, let's just put all those bastards into Chinese sweat shops, working for ten dollars a day for the rest of their lives.

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    7. Re:Dude! by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      As much as I want AMD to succeed (competition is beneficial), any Dell computer that had an AMD chip in it pretty much bombed like their current breed of bad capacitors.

    8. Re:Dude! by coerciblegerm · · Score: 1

      Probably intentionally.

    9. Re:Dude! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      It's wrong to put those people to work. It leads to a situation where we can outlaw more and more things as a way to get out of taking responsibility for ourselves, and it leads to a situation where we are reliant on a steady supply of criminals to keep things operating smoothly.

      If we could ostracize them, that would be better than execution. But there is no place both within our reach and beyond our borders, so there is no where to ostracize them to. No, public execution is the right way to deal with this type of thing.

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    10. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been more than a year now.
       
      Are you going to show some proof, or are you going to continue screaming yourself hoarse?

    11. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a disgusting proposal, to suggest the virtual enslavement of their employees, none of whom committed the crime, as punishment.

      And by and large, execution is not a just punishment for any crime, even murder. You have truly sunk to inhuman levels. Bravo!

      A better solution would simply be to remove the legal protections which are currently enjoyed by corporations. Nobody ever makes that proposal because you all cry out for more government control and power, like a drowning man searching for a glass of water.

    12. Re:Dude! by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think the fine should be ALL of the ill-gotten profits. If they benefit by ten million, take that ten million, plus a punitive fine. If they profit by 100 million, take that 100 million, plus a punitive fine.

      For that to be fair you can't just take the money from the companies bank accounts now. The current owners of the company are not entirely the same people as those who owned it when the fraud was perpetrated. Countless investors have bought and sold over the years and the investors who own the company today may not have benefitted from the fraud at all. If I bought dell shares two weeks ago why should I pay a fine while investors who profited and sold years ago are laughing to the bank?

    13. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, cost of doing business.

    14. Re:Dude! by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And whose fault was that? (hint it rhymes with Smell) When AMD was on top, and the only thing Intel had was the POS space heating Netburst, pretty much the ONLY AMD chips you saw coming in Dell, Compaq, pretty much all the major OEMs, were the bottom of the line Sempron and Duron chips, which of course were about the same as a Celeron.

      Now that we know about the payoff I'd say it is pretty safe to assume that any chips by AMD that would kick Netbrust's ass (which was pretty much ALL the Athlon chips at that time) was nixed by Intel. How sad that so many had to deal with much higher power bills and having PCs that sounded like jet engines because Intel rigged the market. I am typing this on a circa 2005 Compaq with a Sempron in it, and while it makes a great nettop, it sure as hell ain't no Athlon.

      So I would say the reason the Dell AMDs bombed was because Dell WANTED them to bomb, so they could keep getting those big fat checks from Intel. This is a perfect example of why we need markets regulated so one big bully can't simply kill the market for everyone else. You say you want AMD to succeed (I personally put my money where my mouth is and pretty much build and sell AMD exclusively now) but how many of those other chip manufacturers like Cyrix and Transmeta might still be around if Intel hadn't been distorting the market?

      With something as important as CPUS we have to have competition, otherwise we end up like the bad old days when an Intel chip would set you back a thousand bucks. That is why I encourage all my fellow geeks to buy AMD/ATI wherever possible. for a good 90% of the tasks their more than fast enough, cool & quiet keeps them from heating up your place, the bang for the buck can't be beat (triples for $60? Quads starting at $99? Great for new builds), the new AMD Neo makes a great netbook chip (the Neo paired with a Radeon GPU makes for a heck of a media oriented netbook) and they have proved to be friends of FOSS by opening up the specs on their ATI GPUs.

      So buy AMD, hell you can get a dual core kit for just $209. Hell by going AMD I built a nice Deneb quad loaded with 8Gb of RAM fully loaded for just $650 after rebate. How can you go wrong with that? And sorry about the length, I just feel strongly about having competition in a REAL free market. Go AMD!

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    15. Re:Dude! by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      You can't believe the damage these punks did to the company. The rotten management made it a very unpleasant place to work. The rot went all through the company. The pressure to make numbers caused a lot of people to cheat knowing if they looked good then it made everyone up the chain look good and bumped the stock price up. It's not surprising the quality sucks.

    16. Re:Dude! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      No, if you or I stole that kind of money, we'd get a cell. (And yes, he stole it; Dell is a public corporation, ergo its cash reserves belong to the shareholders, not the CEO.) Michael Dell gets a "fine" which will hurt him about as much as losing a $5 bill would hurt the average Joe. "It's good to be the king!"

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    17. Re:Dude! by Nursie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You shouldn't pay a fine, but your shares should lose value. Doesn't matter who owned them then, when you bought them you bet on Dell making you money. Sorry if that didn't turn out.

      What you're suggesting is tantamount to corporate immunity from prosecution, for pretty much anything, so long as a couple of years have passed.

    18. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "(I personally put my money where my mouth is and pretty much build and sell AMD exclusively now)"

      Ditto. I've never bought a new intel chip. Back in the day, I bought some used computers that were intel, starting with a 386. I replaced a couple of Intel chips with some off-brand (Green something ring any bells? I really can't remember the brand name now) that ran some faster. EVERYTHING that I've ever bought or built new was AMD. These days, I'm rather picky, and use Opteron chips exclusively.

      Bang for the buck? AMD chips are unlocked. Overclocking? Go for it. Virtualization? Ditto. There are no hidden features on AMD chips, for which you have to pay extra. Granted, if you buy a bottom of the bin chip, and you try to overclock it, you're nuts - it is bottom of the bin because it failed one or more QC checks. You're not going to get top performance out of a discounted chip that was known to have failed tests. But, every feature that AMD offers is available and unlocked in every chip they make.

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    19. Re:Dude! by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      For that to be fair you can't just take the money from the companies bank accounts now. The current owners of the company are not entirely the same people as those who owned it when the fraud was perpetrated. Countless investors have bought and sold over the years and the investors who own the company today may not have benefitted from the fraud at all. If I bought dell shares two weeks ago why should I pay a fine while investors who profited and sold years ago are laughing to the bank?

      The whole matter is an SEC investigation, so it is all about misleading investors. It's not about Dell receiving money from Intel, it is about Dell receiving money from Intel and then telling the public they were making lots of money by buying their computer parts so cheaply; they should have told investors that they received money (illegally) from Intel, in which case investors would have known to keep their hands off DELL shares.

      If you own DELL shares now, that is just tough. You bought a part of the company probably at a higher price then you would have if you had known all the facts, and you are held responsible for all fines the company gets for things they did in their past. Just like you pay for them making the wrong business decisions years ago (can you imagine how much money Dell would be raking in if they had bought Next instead of Apple and all Dell computers were shipping with DellOS X instead of Windows?)

    20. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I won't argue law - but I'll argue morality. Intel has been in the news often, being accused of various unfair business practices. People who own Intel stock now have had all the same opportunity to see that news as I have. They SHOULD HAVE been paying attention. They SHOULD HAVE thought something like, "You know, where there's smoke, there is probably a fire. I don't know how honest Intel is, and I don't want to be burnt when I find that they are dishonest."

      If I invest in a munitions manufacturer, and suddenly, the entire world bans munitions, I can't claim it's unfair that I've lost my investment. You take your chances, you pay your dues, learn from your mistakes, and move on.

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    21. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the first time I've seen someone suggest forced communism as a form of punishment for a company. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    22. Re:Dude! by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      I may be missing a split hair someplace, but in case you haven't played with them AMD sold a bunch of defective quad cores as triple cores with the defective one locked. A lot of the time they still worked fine.

    23. Re:Dude! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Well, they effectively were buying parts cheaply... Intel was effectively giving them a rebate on parts they bought from them.

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    24. Re:Dude! by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The trouble here, is that if you did that to one misbehaving company, losing the requirement to make a profit would effectively kill any competitors in the market.

      But i do agree punishments for corporations need to be far more severe, at the moment the people at the top of these corps know they can get away with virtually anything and receive little more than a slap on the wrist. There needs to be a real danger of losing everything and being thrown in jail for these people, only then will they consider the law worth obeying.

      At the moment they treat breaking the law like any other business risk, potential high profits for a relatively low risk? why wouldn't they?

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    25. Re:Dude! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should you, as part owner of the company, be held liable for crimes committed by the company before you owned it?

      Simple. BECAUSE YOU OWN THE FUCKING COMPANY.
      You buy the company, you buy the liabilities.

      Otherwise you're shifting the cost of the crimes of a company from those who own it to those who DON'T own it. How the fuck is that fair?

      Now, if the previous owners supported such behavior and you're being stuck with the cost, you go ahead and sue them for that.

      You want to treat the owning of a company like a slot machine, then you get to assume all of the TRUE risks instead of shifting them to others.

      Then, something strange and unprecedented might happen. People who own a company might not decide to own it only for a month or two, or a day, or 30 seconds.

      The owners of a company might take the unusual step of deciding they should learn about what the company does before buying into it. Learning what they make. Learning how they operate, what they DO, what actions they take. People might actually feel like they, as owners of the company, have a STAKE in what the company does, besides a hoped-for quick profit. They might feel a sense of personal... gosh, shall we say investment in the company they own.

      Of course, that would mean they would have to devote time and energy to the company, to learning about it, to having a hand in running it, at least in the sense of voting intelligently. And that might mean they would find it necessary to own the company for years even, to get a handle on things. They might find they have to actually be responsible on some level for what the company they own does.

      In short, it would have the strange, market-distorting effect of making the owners of the company act like OWNERS of a fucking COMPANY.

      I realize this is a groundbreaking, alien concept. Holding the people responsible for a company responsible for that company? Insane!

      Why, our very way of life would be radically altered.

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    26. Re:Dude! by somersault · · Score: 1

      they should have told investors that they received money (illegally) from Intel

      That would be amazingly dumb. They could have, you know, just not done anything illegal.

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    27. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I sort of missed that, but the other three cores still had full functionality, right? They had one core that failed, so they "locked" it out?

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    28. Re:Dude! by somersault · · Score: 1

      There have been rumours about Intel, MS, etc paying people to encourage exclusivity for years, and while I find the rumours believable, it's better to actually see evidence first. Sometimes rumours are complete lies started by malicious parties.

      I don't own Intel stock, nor have I ever bough an Intel processor for any of my PCs - though I was considering one for my next machine now that Intel have upped their game. What's the point in encouraging competition if you don't take advantage of the benefits every now and then?

      After this little piece of news though, I'm definitely going to stick with AMD on my personal machines for the next few years, at least in arenas where there are both Intel an AMD offerings available. I'm not sure if I should let my personal feelings affect matters at work though. I used to choose Opteron and Athlon machines for work servers and workstations, but only because they were offering superior hardware at cheaper prices.

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    29. Re:Dude! by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      The strange part is that just the investors (some of whom were probably mislead into buying Dell) are being punished.

      Why not spread the blame around and fine the CEO and other executives that knew about this?

      If they can take credit for the success of a company in the form of bonuses, they should also be liable for any fines.

    30. Re:Dude! by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but the fourth core was still locked, and in many cases was fully functional. They just locked a core on a quad core to avoid the cost of retooling to produce the triple core design when market demand exceeded the number of failed chips.

    31. Re:Dude! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't own Intel stock, nor have I ever bough an Intel processor for any of my PCs - though I was considering one for my next machine now that Intel have upped their game. [...] After this little piece of news though, I'm definitely going to stick with AMD on my personal machines for the next few years

      I feel the same way. After experiencing AMD's willingness to completely abandon an entire CPU and chipset - AMD Athlon L110 with no proper Linux power man agement, and the R690 chipset, which doesn't even have stable Windows 7 drivers, I was planning to go with intel for my next machine. But this is a reminder of why I must not buy intel even when they are superior. Intel must be taught a lesson and we all must learn to teach it to them. Unless, of course, you enjoy having them manipulate the market in ways that reduce your purchasing choices.

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    32. Re:Dude! by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't believe the damage these punks did to the company

      You have one really weird idea of "damage". Michael Dell founded the business and is now worth $13.5 Billion. He built Dell computers into a business worth $33 Billion in assets with revenue of $59 Billion. If this is is damage you can damage my business any time.

      The truth is that you do not succeed in business by playing nice and being a good boy. You succeed by shafting people. There is the odd exception, but broadly speaking successful businesses are launched by people willing to do anything it takes to make their business a success. Ok, is now being fined a few million, but that is chump change compared to how much he has made from always being able to raise cash easily on the stock market. He would have found it much harder to grow his business the way he did if not for the fact that he was gaining a reputation as a damn good business man.

      It's not surprising the quality sucks.

      What on earth are you talking about? I have never had any problems with Dell PC's at work. They are far from the PC I would buy for my home since i am a techy and like to be able to upgrade my machine easily but if this is not a factor and you just want to buy a PC that works out of the box then they are fine. Who cares of it fails after a year or two, you are probably looking at replacing it by then anyway if you are a business.

      Dell has grown to where it did by fiddling the markets and making dodgy deals with both Intel and Microsoft, but those are damn good business decisions in the screwy world we live in. Do I like this? No I do not but I am unable to change it on my own. The only way things like this would change is if governments looked at imprisoning people like this rather that fining them, but that is hardly likely to happen in the US since they have more politicians in their pocket than we do.

      Successful business owners donate vast amounts to politician campaign funds to make sure that they have the ear of politicians when they get elected. This will always mean that any politician who actually wants to do things for the people will find himself fighting an army of corporate lobbyists. We also have the problem that our media is now almost entirely owned by a few large companies so the news we see is the news they want us to. In this world the politicians have almost no power to do anything unless they can find some businesses that support it too.

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    33. Re:Dude! by magical+liopleurodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why should you, as part owner of the company, be held liable for crimes committed by the company before you owned it?

      Simple. BECAUSE YOU OWN THE FUCKING COMPANY.
      You buy the company, you buy the liabilities.

      Otherwise you're shifting the cost of the crimes of a company from those who own it to those who DON'T own it. How the fuck is that fair?

      I agree with you 100%.

      I just want to emphasize: companies don't commit crimes, people do. If "the company" knew of the crime being committed and didn't take action, yes, "the company" is liable and owners do need to be held responsible.

      The perps themselves need to also pay (either a fine or jail time depending on the crime). Bernie Madoff and his ilk are great examples (I'm pleased that they sent his software developers to jail too. They were some of his biggest enablers). This may be where RajivSLK was coming from, but he didn't articulate it.

      I bring this up for 2 reasons:
      1. In our rage at "company behavior", we sometimes forget about the people, which is at least as important
      2. If Michael Dell and Kevin Rollins (a former boss) are personally being made to pay up, that means that, aside from Dell being liable, they personally perpetrated crimes (possibly.....rant on SEC below).

      This is my big beef with the SEC. We should actually enforce our fraud laws and when someone is accused of committing fraud, have a real investigation and possibly some arrests, not have the SEC come in, say that there's "accounting irregularities" and slap a person on the wrist with a puny fine. Half the time the SEC is in cahoots with these companies/people and are committing crimes themselves.

    34. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be funny if we all end up being wrong about this? We just assumed it was true because someone told us it was for, like, 90 years. For all we know, corporate history could become a boogie man for our kids, like the East India Tea Company.

      Maybe one day we will all end up like Alan Greenspan: 82 years old and realizing in front of a room full of scrutinizes that we made a mistake.

      "Were you wrong?"
      Palms sweating and room spinning a weak voice gives birth to itself "partially."

      P.S. We are not the only developed country in the world. You could probably find as many things wrong as you could right with a greed driven system. If you looked too hard you could probably find our economical rise had as much to do with geography and luck as it did our ingenuity.

    35. Re:Dude! by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The fact is Dell marked the transition of PC OEMs from a corporation which actually manufactured motherboards and other components, into someone which simply rebadges boxes made somewhere in China by a Taiwanese company. Digital went bankrupt and was bought by Compaq. Compaq was absorbed into HP. IBM sold its PC business to a Chinese company. Gateway went bankrupt and was bought by a Taiwanese company. HP traveled through rough waters and tethered on the brink of collapse. All because of Intel's "special relationship" with Dell. Dell was the darling of Wall Street and was constantly beating "market expectations" every quarter. Other OEMs knew they were getting shafted, but chose to ignore it because they would not dare to ire the Intel CPU monopoly. By making the manufacturers dependent on rebates to survive, rebates which you only got by being an Intel exclusive vendor, they forced OEMs into being little more than dumb sweat shop for manufacturing PCs.

      The result was AMD never got enough money so they could increase their manufacturing space, and break Intel's monopoly. It has got to the point where AMD decided to go fabless because they can no longer afford the large capital investments required to be in the manufacturing business. The last company which tried doing this, Cyrix, went bankrupt not long afterwards because by losing vertical integration, they lost their margins to compete against Intel as well.

    36. Re:Dude! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Did it look like this? If not it was a Winchip, which also had some green packaged models. I was a lifelong Intel man until I built a couple of AMD PCs for a customer a few years back, and then when this douchebaggery first leaked I switched completely. While the Opterons are nice I've found for myself and my customers the Athlon IIs for the casual users and the Phenom IIs for those with more hardcore needs are just the ticket. I'm currently transcoding a video with Virtualdub while I'm typing this, and my Phenom II 925 quad handles smooth as butter even while under load. As for bang for the buck I've been selling fully loaded duals for $450 with Win 7 HP, and the PC I'm typing this on has a 925 quad with 8Mb of cache (great for transcoding), 8Gb of DDR 2 800Mhz, a nice business class board that will go to 32Gb of RAM, a 1Gb HD4650, and 2 500Gb HDDs, and all that plus Win 7 HP only cost $650 after MIR.

      Actually I've had decent luck "unlocking" bargain chips, and from what I was told back in the day on IRC with a chip reseller not all the lower binned chips failed to pass higher QA, he said many times if a chip becomes popular and is selling well they will sell a higher chip clocked lower just to meet demand. Intel did the same thing with certain Celerons, but of course they blew the cache which made unlocking impossible. While I haven't been able to turn any duals into quads I have turned a couple of duals into triples with no problems. Since I build my PCs to last I personally don't OC them and frankly with triples at $60 for an OEM at Newegg and quads starting at $99 I haven't even bothered trying to unlock lately, they are just so cheap why bother? While those Regor core quads with no L3 cache aren't good for gamer rigs I built one for my dad's office and frankly for SMB tasks they kick ass. He loved it so much he gave me his Sempron home machine (although that "God Damned Vista!" may have helped in that decision) and had me build him full Deneb quad for his home. Now he can surf, chat, watch and record videos on his PC all at the same time, all on a PC I built for less than $500, you just can't beat that.

      Finally I have to agree wholeheartedly on features. One of the straws that broke this camel's back with Intel was how much of a PITA it was to figure out which chips had virtual mode for Win 7, and which didn't. it used to be you could tell everything you wanted to know about an Intel chip just by reading the name, not anymore. With AMD/ATI all you need to know is the label. All the features are enabled, be it a Sempron or Opteron, and the X(number) will tell you the cores, with Sempron (why do they even MAKE this chip anymore?) at the bottom, followed by Athlon, Phenom, and Opteron, and of course faster is better. For my customers, the average user "FB gamer" the Athlon IIs with 3-4Gb of RAM and a Radeon onboard along with Win 7 HP makes a desktop that frankly is faster than they'll ever need, and quite affordable too. On the laptop front the new AMD Neo X2 based netbooks are popular, as they are great for multimedia complete with HDMI and they are whisper quiet and get about 5 hours on battery.

      So for those of us that care about competition, or really only care about having a good desktop at an affordable price, there really isn't a reason not to go AMD. The prices are cheap, hell you can get the new 6 core for $200, thanks to backward compatibility you can easily go from a dual to a triple or a quad (or even 6 core) without needing a new board, the new Radeon onboards are great for multimedia (I even played Bioshock on mine until I got around to ordering a discrete) and the 95w chips give great performance without heating up the place. I really have nothing bad to say about them since switching over. Now the only Intel chip based ones I build are for a couple of gamers that HAVE to have the biggest ePeen, no matter the cost. I pointed out that there is NO way in hell they could tell the difference between 100 and 120 FPS, but all they care about is making sure their PCs are highest on benchmarks and then they turn right around and spend 90% of their time....playing WOW. Sigh, I guess what they say about a fool and money is true after all.

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    37. Re:Dude! by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      No they paid a bribe to the government so they would not go to jail. It's not 'humbling' it shows how weak and ineffective the SEC really is. The top echelon of both companies should be in jail and each company broken up and sold off.

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    38. Re:Dude! by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      and it's for this reason that the CEO and FIO along with the CPA and Auditing teams should all do 3 years at Levenworth in the minimum security section. If the feds were to do this, maybe some of these damn CEO's and corps would think twice about doing the crimes again because now they are personally going to pay instead of it simply being a cost of doing business and coming out of petty cash.

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    39. Re:Dude! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      And tomorrow unemployment goes to 30% or more because then most companies would move their corporate offices to another country to escape the US laws and other companies/countries pulling out of investment and investing elsewhere.

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    40. Re:Dude! by RajivSLK · · Score: 0

      That is complete bullshit... The current owners of the company are victims of fraud. Why would the victim of a crime be liable?

      You and everyone who modded you up are retarded. When Bernie Maddoff's 50 billion dollar ponize scheme was uncovered the current investors were considered victims. The SEC didn't issue massive fines and take what little they had left. Instead the world felt sorry for them and the DOJ is working to try to get some of their money back. The DOJ is tracking down everyone who made a profit, suing them and giving the proceeds to those victims (read investors).

      The didn't say FUCK YOU you buy the company you buy the liabilities.

      The correct course of action is to toss the fraudsters in the clink and reclaim the monies from those who profited. And if you don't have enough evidence to be successfully then too bad. Just like when a robbery goes unsolved or a murderer goes free because there isn't enough evidence. Nobody likes the result and you will probably write a childish rambling post whining about it but that's the way the justice system works.

    41. Re:Dude! by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      The parent is wrong when he says "You buy the company, you buy the liabilities."

      It makes no sense to hold a buyer legally responsible for fraud committed before he owned the company. Liabilities that were illegally and purposefully hidden from him at the time of purchase.

      If I sell you a car that was previously used to conduct murder are you responsible for the murder?

    42. Re:Dude! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So Dow Chemical illegally dumps tons of toxins in a swamp 40 years ago and children are sick, but since it's a corporation, the poor owners of today aren't responsible, so it's unfair for make Dow Chemical pay for the cleanup today?

      When the owners of a company are of the ilk that wants to only own the company for as long as it takes to get a quick profit, that sure makes it easy on them. Take the money and run.

      No. You own the company, you're responsible. Yes, the officers of the company at the time should be charged with crimes.
      As far as the previous owners' liability, that's between you, the current owner, and them. You think they sold you their share fraudulently, then you sue them.

      Of course, to sue them you would have to know who they are. Maybe that would necessitate a law requiring that records of ownership be kept so you would be able to have such recourse.

      And then, of course, that being in place would make people more careful about the companies they buy stock in, and make people owning a company more careful about what that company does while they own it, lest they be tracked down later.

      Suddenly it's not Las Vegas anymore. Suddenly a corporation is not an ATM to pump cash out of.

      Suddenly owners of a company have to act like owners of a company.

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    43. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every Intel Core single is a dual with a core that failed tests. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the the current generation of duos are quads now that i7 quad core is actually a real quad core and not two duos glommed together. They'll even disable a functioning core in order to keep orders filled. What you definitely don't do is skew the market by cutting out the low end just because your yields are getting better. This is not shifty shenanigans, this is just how it works with every manufacturer and they'll tell you right up front they do that.

    44. Re:Dude! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I see you don't know how that works, let your old pal Hairyfeet enlighten you with a little history. It actually started with the Celeron, which because the Pentium was so high at the time was selling like hotcakes. So Intel simply blew the cache on perfectly good Pentiums and sold those as Celerons. Fast forward to today and the dual and triple core CPUs are simply quads (last I head AMD only makes quads and 6 cores, and the rest are disabled rebins) with two core disabled. While it is true that a percentage of them had a bad core it is also true that many have good cores that were simply disabled. The AMD I built for my youngest boy had the dual core I originally used in my PC, and I was able to go into BIOS and enable the third core (the fourth I never could enable, maybe bad?) and it purrs like a kitten.

      So if you have a dual or a triple lying around and have a board that will let you enable cores go for it. It is pretty trivial to see if it is bad simply by running some CPU benchmarks and see if it throws errors or not. Another trick you may not know about is because those black edition duals and triples are actually quads they will usually overclock higher as there is more die space than CPU, especially on the duals. So you can either unlock and get a cheap triple or quad, or OC and get a really fast dual. Personally with triples starting at $75 for a 3GHz and quads at $91 I just don't really see much point in trying to unlock cores anymore. I mean they are so cheap, why bother?

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    45. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a not for profit can deliver me superior value than for profit, then why is competition required?

    46. Re:Dude! by mr+exploiter · · Score: 1

      So you're doing the same think you're criticizing but with AMD instead of Intel and getting 0 extra dollars instead of lot of dollars. That's both hypocritical and stupid.

    47. Re:Dude! by amirulbahr · · Score: 1

      Two words: Limited Liability. The company is liable not the owners. GP and P are both moot.

    48. Re:Dude! by jareds · · Score: 1

      Way to completely ignore the point. Your parent post was pointing out that in this particular story, where Dell is paying a fine for defrauding people who bought their stock, it is perverse to claim that the current stockholders should be treated as personally liable. You brought up an unrelated example where the victims were not the stockholders. To be clear, you are claiming that when a company is fined for using a secret slush fund to smooth out its earnings, thereby defrauding people who newly bought its stock, the penalty should fall on the current stockholders. I think quite the opposite. No publicly traded company should pay a dime in any sort of investment fraud case--any penalties should be paid by management.

    49. Re:Dude! by kg8484 · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. I sell you a car with stolen aftermarket parts. Are you responsible for stealing the parts? No, but they should be given back to the original owner and the previous owner, who stole the parts, should go to jail. In this case, profits are the stolen parts, and Michale Dell, Kevin Rollins & co. are the previous owners who should be slapped with fraud charges. This is still not a great analogy because a company is it's own legal entity.

      Imagine now that the car you bought was KITT from Knight Rider. Michael Knight & KITT stole a huge bunch of crap and installed it in KITT and then Knight sold you 1/7th of the car so now you can drive it on Tuesdays. When the police finds you guys, they should take away the stolen parts and then further punish Michael and KITT (now KITT spends 3 hours each day doing community service because they can't arrest KITT). You are now deprived of 3 hours in which you can do donuts in KITT, and the car is significantly less bad-ass than the one you bought. If you want to recoup your value, go after Michael (Knight and Dell), since he is the one who defrauded you. If you sold your Tuesdays to someone else before the jig was up, the person you sold it to should probably sue Knight as well, although they may sue you and you in turn have to sue the original owner.

    50. Re:Dude! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Without those psychopathic corporations, the greedy investors would be forced to invest in a plethora of small businesses (for a reasonable return on investment considering that they typically perform no productive work in the process). Businesses that don't get the idea that they're too big to fail and that aren't big enough that we worry about the economic ramifications for innocents if we treat them appropriately when they commit a crime. Enough such businesses that if one or two are managed into the ground, there's plenty more to take up the slack (both in terms of serving the public and providing employment).

      Between Socialism and Corporatism, both are about equally anti-Capitalist, but Corporatism is far more insidious.

      The sweatshop idea is interesting...

    51. Re:Dude! by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      I remember upgrading my 200MHz Pentium with a 400MHz package from Evergreen. Guess what it used? That's right, a K6-2, from AMD.

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    52. Re:Dude! by sjames · · Score: 1

      I guess you'll have to sue the people who sold it to you for substantially mis-reresenting the item they sold to you. Unless, of course you chose to buy as-is with no questions asked through a broker who made no representations....

    53. Re:Dude! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Alright. Don't laugh at me. Really, don't laugh. I had assumed the "thinking position" on the Great White Porcelain Throne when the name came to me. Evergreen. A quick google gives me several hits for pentium replacements. I don't see my excact chip among the results - I replaced a plain old Pentium (before we had names like P1 and P2, etc) with one of these Evergreen chips. Articles I'm reading seem to suggest that they are powered by Pentium, they are just repackaged, and fitted to cards or whatever to fit your machine.

      http://www.allbusiness.com/electronics/computer-equipment-computer/6909786-1.html

      http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-96615200.html

      The specific chip that I bought all those years ago looked very similar to the Pentium that I replaced, it had a silver sticker with a green logo on it, and the numbering on the chip itself was unlike the markings on a genuine Pentium. Of course, it had to fit into the same ZIF socket, so it coudln't look VERY different from the original Pentium.

      As I recall, the Pentium was clocked at 100 mhz, the fastest replacement was 133 mhz, but the Evergreen offered 166 mhz. But, that is ancient memory - I may have those speeds mixed up with later chips.

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    54. Re:Dude! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      The stockholders OWN the company. They HIRED the CEO, they voted on the hire, etc.
      If an employee of a company commits fraud on behalf of the company, YES, the owners of the company have to bear the cost, because the COMPANY bears the cost.

      If the owners of the company don't like that, then they'd better do a better job of controlling the company they own and its employees.

      If the employee costs them money, they sue him.
      If the employee commits a crime, yes, that employee gets charged.

      But the COMPANY has to pay for what the company does.
      You're arguing that the OWNERS OF THE COMPANY, the PEOPLE WHO REAP THE PROFITS, have no responsibility to pay the costs of the crimes that made their profits.

      That's an obscenity. That you can just reap the benefits of corporate crime, make a nice profit off of it and then claim you have no liability when it's shown those profits are ill-gotten?

      That's a sickness.

      And suppose you bought into the company after the crimes happened and now you're paying the price. You know what? TOUGH fucking luck. That's the breaks. Next time do better research and know what you're getting into before you take on a responsibility. Sure, if you can, sue your predecessors for fraud in not fully disclosing the liabilities to you before you bought, but that's between you and them.

      In short, stop treating business ownership as a fucking Las Vegas roulette wheel, where the only responsibility you bear is to collect your winnings if the ball lands on your number.

      We bought a house last fall. There was an illegally constructed shed on the property, too close to the road and had been built without a permit. Who was responsible for the cost of demolition? WE WERE. We had nothing to do with building, but we're the owners now.

      Underneath the shed we found asbestos/concrete conduit that some previous owner had stashed under there. Disposal of asbestos is expensive and complicated.

      Who was responsible for doing that? WE WERE, because we're the owners. Doesn't matter that we didn't know it was there when we bought.

      Stockholders have a too long had a culture of non-accountability and that has turned our entire economic system into a giant gambling parlor, has destroyed our manufacturing base as they've all turned the thing into a quick-money, get in and get out game where only profits matter and there is no responsibility by the owners of a company for the actions of that company.

      That needs to change. Yes, CEOS need to be serving prison time, but enablers of crooked CEOS - stockholders, the owners of the business - whose only demand is fast profit, damned the long-term consequences, need to stop getting off scott-free also.

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    55. Re:Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not measure the damages O/s software vendors caused by denying "open and free" competition in imposing on hardware selles the obligation to sell a particular o/s?

      dell is not even a SENMACE
      see SENMACE.com

    56. Re:Dude! by jareds · · Score: 1

      So, let me see if I have this straight. Suppose it is a crime to fail to disclose the existence of asbestos when selling a property (completely separate from cleanup). In that case, the authorities should charge the CURRENT OWNER, Jafafa Hots, with failing to disclose the existence of asbestos when the property was sold, since the OWNER took on ALL the liabilities when they purchase the property. Similarly, if I create a bogus company, for the sole purpose of scamming investors, and con a total of 5 investors, A, B, C, D, and E, into buying shares, they should be fined for defrauding investors A, B, C, D, and E. Should the SEC continue to exist? It wastes a lot of time "protecting" investors, even though you have proven that it is categorically impossible for an investor to be a victim of the company's actions.

    57. Re:Dude! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      While that would be an ideal situation, it just doesn't work like that...

      Once competition was eliminated the non profit would slack off, but instead of making huge profits would just become extremely wasteful and corrupt... The organisation as a whole wouldn't make any profit, but high up individuals would embezzle large amounts of money.

      While corruption clearly occurs in for-profit companies, individual corruption (ie people embezzling) is generally much lower than in government or charity because at least some of the people at the top have a vested interest in the company as a whole.

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  2. And good news for the SEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll be able to customize how the $100 million is paid. Stock? Overnight. Check? 3-7 days. All $20s? 3-6 month delay.

  3. It better be freaking humbling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “ [dell] manipulated its accounting over an extended period to project financial results that the company wished it had achieved.”

    Think about how people invested in dell over other companies thanks to their fake numbers. Something tells me that this is just a slap on the wrist compared to the actual damage done by these "accounting shenanigans".

    Oh well. Guess that's just a cost of doing business.

  4. dell shop, looking to jump ship by itzdandy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My company currently runs a dell shop, running a mix of vostros, optiplexs, and over $100,000 in Dell servers.

    I have been having issue after issue with the power supplies in pretty much every dell I run. We really like to run the SFF style units and they use a specially sized power supply. Dell refuses to acknowledge that there is an issue even though I have a 25% failure rate in power supplies at the one year mark. They offered to give me a SWEET deal of $120 for a replacement power supply (on a $400 unit), down from the $150 list.

    So Dell has screwed consumers over on systems with bad capacitors, screwed consumers over with bad power supplies, cheated their shareholders by falsifying earnings, and competed unfairly by accepting bribe money from intel. bad company, bad products.

     

    1. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by unencode200x · · Score: 1

      Check your power, that's an awful lot of problems. We have dozens of dell servers and thousands of PCs w/o issue.

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    2. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by itzdandy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      hundreds of workstations and a dozen servers, in nearly 50 different locations through the US.

      Older machines seem fine, but the units purchased in the last 12-14 months have been dropping like flies.

    3. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by pspahn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The PSUs were probably replaced by "Qualified Dell Service Personnel" after they were returned by their previous owners.

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    4. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by itzdandy · · Score: 1

      It really doesnt matter to me how or why or whatever, but Dell should see my issue and act instead of charging me a boatload to fix the machines.

      If I take my error rate of ~25% and the discounted price of $120 for a PSU, as well as shipping of the defective machine back and forth $60, then I need to ad $90 to the price of each unit. That totally negates the price advantage of Dell over HP, Acer, IBM, etc.

    5. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Arcady13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You need to pay for the 3 year warranty. Most Dell stuff we have (over 15,000 systems) breaks in the second or third year. We generally replace machines on a 3-4 year cycle. In the 4th year, the only thing that seems to fail is the hard drive.

    6. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Egdiroh · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what $400 dollar small form factor machines are supposed to do, suck, suck hard, and fail if you look at them wrong

      That's the math of computers. Quality & Performance & Miniaturization & Aesthetic = Price. Enough people refuse to accept this and because there are vendors willing to take advantage of those people, many of them do so as not to lose market share and have their company killed by "Market Analysts" (Another group of people that seem incapable of doing the math of the real world)

    7. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Well that was my point. They service customer's machines with hardware that is overpriced and overused. Great business model, they use it in Vegas everywhere.

      The guy that set up all the computers and stuff at my work is such a cheesy Dell fanboi. The reason he likes them so much is that he can service the machines with very little hassle, just order a replacement and not worry about anything other than installation.

      The problem with this method is that the customer is stuck wasting time (=money!) waiting for a machine to be fixed. I took several days off work to work on my finals, and I kept getting emails from him every day asking when I would be in so that he could come to replace a busted HDD. Really dude? Why do I have to be there? Just come in and turn a couple screws (or in the case of a Dell, depress some obscure release tab, turn a couple screws, then release another tab).

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    8. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My small shop has 11 dell workstations. So far, 3 of the 11 power supplies have died.

    9. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The great thing about taking bribes is you can use the same exact money to bribe the people who catch you!

    10. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      My company currently runs a dell shop

      New to dell shops. Nice to meet you.

      over $100,000 in Dell servers.

      I have been having issue after issue with the power supplies in pretty much every dell I run. We really like to run the SFF style units and they use a specially sized power supply. Dell refuses to acknowledge that there is an issue even though I have a 25% failure rate in power supplies at the one year mark.

      I have to call BS here. Dell servers come with 3 year maintenance at a minimum and will replace the power supplies. Power supplies are a known failure point on machines, and on those that care they get redundant ones. Also, I've never heard of SFF servers.

      I work with well over $2mil of Dell servers and more than that from other vendors. I prefer Dells.

    11. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the math of computers. Quality & Performance & Miniaturization & Aesthetic = Price.

      That's not true. If you assemble your own computer (and are competent), it can cost less than $400 and not suck. It's more accurate to say anyone who doesn't build their own is liable to get taken advantage of, simply because they don't know or care enough in general.

      "Market Analysts" (Another group of people that seem incapable of doing the math of the real world)

      The math of the real world: If X people buy computers with Y profit, X computers are sold and Y*X profit is aquired, minus X*foo employee costs.

      That foo part is invisible to market analysts.

    12. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Egdiroh · · Score: 1

      That's the math of computers. Quality & Performance & Miniaturization & Aesthetic = Price.

      That's not true. If you assemble your own computer (and are competent), it can cost less than $400 and not suck. It's more accurate to say anyone who doesn't build their own is liable to get taken advantage of, simply because they don't know or care enough in general.

      Apparently I value your time and expertise more then you do. Your time and expertise are part of the price. Also Build it yourself you tend to lose Aesthetics or Miniaturization if not both.

      "Market Analysts" (Another group of people that seem incapable of doing the math of the real world)

      The math of the real world: If X people buy computers with Y profit, X computers are sold and Y*X profit is aquired, minus X*foo employee costs. That foo part is invisible to market analysts.

      I was talking about The Market analysts that make recommendations on the basis that everyone is a day trader that punish stable profitable companies, just because they don't grow or their rate of growth isn't growing. A non-growing company that isn't stagnating and is profitable should be able to maintain a stock price such that dismantling the company and selling off it's assets is more isn't more profitable then selling the stock.

    13. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been known for at least 5 years that Dell had taken over the title of the cheapest computers made from eMachines. Dells have been made with the absolutely cheapest (in many cases non standard) parts that they can get. When I look to buy a computer, Dell is not an option.

    14. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise, worked for a small telecom a few years back. Small meaning several racks worth of servers. I was told many of the servers were originally Dells but they had to be removed due to the power supply failing. And as OP explained, said power supplies use proprietary parts sold at a premium. A memorable quote from my former boss at the time, "I will never buy a Dell server again". Other than I've heard my fair share of complaints from people who own Dell PCs at home - usually that the PC fails far too often and when sent in for repair, Dell swaps in higher quality parts (video card for example) for lower quality ones. One particular case involved them swapping out a factory installed GeForce 3 with a GeForce 2 MX.

    15. Re:dell shop, looking to jump ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 10 years ago, my employer at the time switched from being an IBM shop to being a Dell shop. Replaced Thinkpads and IBM PCs with Dell equivalents, IBM servers with Dell servers.

      I was working on help desk during that time.

      Our call rate for hardware problems - not user or software errors - increased 500%. It stayed roughly that high for years afterwards. Hardware failure rates on the servers went up, too. (Particularly hard drive failures.)

      Dells were cheap junk back then. I can't imagine that they've gotten any better.

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  5. "Don't admit fault"? by WarlockD · · Score: 2

    I get the reason why they did it, so they are not "criminaly negigent" but seriously? 4 years of having to restate all their earnings and eveything is cool?

    I get why, eveyone made a killing off the stock price jumps, but still, somone isn't getting jail time for this.

    1. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by 1stworld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is how Crony Capitalism works. As long as you pay either to candidate campaigns or in fines, there are favors to be had at the Washington D.C. Bazaar. Government only goes after the little people and companies because they don't pay up.

    2. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      After all, this is the same SEC that couldn't catch Madoff or Stanford, even though there were people begging them to check those two out. Regulation is only as good as the regulator enforcing it.

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    3. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by causality · · Score: 1

      After all, this is the same SEC that couldn't catch Madoff or Stanford, even though there were people begging them to check those two out. Regulation is only as good as the regulator enforcing it.

      I think you miss the point. They were supposed to turn a blind eye to it. Otherwise you'd waste an opportunity to implement Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis aka Problem, Reaction, Solution aka the Hegelian Dialectic. No one with any real power would have benefitted from preventing this. So they didn't act on any of the tips about Madoff or Stanford. From the point of view of the real "powers that be", these are good regulators, the very best that money can buy -- once someone buys them, or those who appoint them, they stay bought!

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    4. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I have no clue what you are talking about. You sound like you're wearing a tinfoil hat.

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    5. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh - wait. Wearing a tin foil hat changes the sound of your voice? Ooooohhh! I love it. Gotta get one before I make my next crank call!

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    6. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      History, power, negotiation: a game of tit-for-tat. One side acts. The other responds. That's what he's talking about.

    7. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big difference here is that Dell really did make the profits they reported. They misled investors on how they managed to make those profits, but this is nothing like Enron which was simple making up the numbers.

      It's in everyone's interest to have profitable corporations that return value to their owners and provide jobs to employees. Vilifying the corporation and trying to put it out of business (as the Obama administration seems to be trying to do with BP) serves no purpose.

    8. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by causality · · Score: 1

      I have no clue what you are talking about. You sound like you're wearing a tinfoil hat.

      I gave three terms for a single concept for a reason. Try plugging them into Google. What you will find is a good understanding of statecraft. I'd say "of modern statecraft" except that these ideas are not new. To choose one example of many, the rulers of ancient Rome understood them in a less sophisitcated way that was known as "bread and circus".

      If you refuse to research those terms and are currently unfamiliar with this subject, it's no mystery that you don't understand what I am talking about. That's a good recipe for not understanding any subject, after all.

      Or if you believe it's the superior choice, you can worry about the material construction of my hat.

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    9. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or if you believe it's the superior choice, you can worry about the material construction of my hat.

      I love it when you give me choices! I'll guess that your hat is made of a paper/nylon blend, and looks something like this. And I must say, excellent choice. I like the brim.

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    10. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by causality · · Score: 1

      Or if you believe it's the superior choice, you can worry about the material construction of my hat.

      I love it when you give me choices! I'll guess that your hat is made of a paper/nylon blend, and looks something like this. And I must say, excellent choice. I like the brim.

      That's an amusing and somewhat skillful way to save face after admitting you don't know what someone is talking about and accusing them of paranoia based on a subject you admit you know nothing about. It made me chuckle, anyway.

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    11. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      lol yeah actually your description of the topic didn't make it sound interesting enough to be worth going out and researching. Try to describe things in more interesting ways. And it does sound like you're being paranoid. Whenever you talk about what they are doing based on theories of human interaction without actually having concrete evidence that those theories apply in the case at hand, then you are going to sound conspiratorial. Which is what you did.

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    12. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by causality · · Score: 1

      lol yeah actually your description of the topic didn't make it sound interesting enough to be worth going out and researching.

      That's an excuse for your own laziness. It wouldn't be laziness except that you insist on passing judgment on this subject. That's what adds the requirement that you know something about it, a requirement you have consistently failed.

      And it does sound like you're being paranoid.

      That's the judgment.

      Whenever you talk about what they are doing based on theories of human interaction without actually having concrete evidence that those theories apply in the case at hand, then you are going to sound conspiratorial.

      By "they" I refer to well-documented rulers throughout history. Documentation available for you to read if you are so inclined.

      Which is what you did.

      Suggesting that people tend to act in their own interests and that people with political power are no exception is conspiratorial? Suggesting that statecraft is like any other craft, where the state of the art is advanced through the progress made by one's predecessors is conspiratorial? Okay.

      You seem unwilling to reason with me so "okay" is my only answer. Believe what you will. I gave you a chance to see this a different way. That's the closest thing to duty or responsibility that I have here. What you do with that is not my concern. It's a shame that you are so full of yourself, for you are otherwise rather clever. That's the difference between cleverness and wisdom. I'm sure you'll have some kind of rebuttal to that, so I say do your worst.

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    13. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's the judgment.

      Indeed. I also gave reason for my judgement.

      By "they" I refer to well-documented rulers throughout history.

      I really, really am not interested in talking about what Julius Cesar did when it comes to the SEC, unless you can somehow show that they are related. And by related, I mean something more than, "they are both in positions of power." There are tons of documented cases of people in power doing bizarre things that in no way relate to the SEC.

      Suggesting that people tend to act in their own interests and that people with political power are no exception is conspiratorial?

      Most people work in their own self-interest. You suggested that the SEC purposely ignored Madoff and Stanford, presumably so they could pull them out later when they needed to arrest someone. That is a conspiracy, its utterly unethical, and is probably illegal. If you have evidence to back up your claim, show it, otherwise put on the tin-foil hat (though once again, the paper/nylon blend sombrero looks better and I would suggest wearing that instead).

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    14. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by causality · · Score: 1

      I'll take that to mean you refuse to research Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis.

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    15. Re:"Don't admit fault"? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Unless you can give me any reason at all to indicate it might be relevant to the topic at hand, then yes, it's not a topic I care about.

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  6. Time to get to scammin' by RenHoek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Only a $100M fine? Shows that crime _does_ pay time and again..

    1. Re:Time to get to scammin' by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Well, 100 mil is pretty high when you consider that for only 500 million you could rip off the whole planet for trillions..

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    2. Re:Time to get to scammin' by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

      what, you are surprised? crime, justice and 'right and wrong' are human concepts, not universal ones.

      'crime doesn't pay' is a storybook theme. it was NEVER supposed to be heeded by adults, its only meant to make the world sound more orderly than it really is.

      look around you. all around there is evidence that crime pays. again and again.

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  7. Just Dell? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While it certainly appears, from TFA, that tales of Dell's l33t supply chain ninja-ness were fraudulently overstated, the sheer magnitude of their dependence on Intel's "rebates" makes me wonder if they were the only one.

    During that period, whenever I went shopping(either for personal use, or doing comparisons for employer bulk purchases) Dell always had very competitive prices; but not wildly different from comparable stuff from HP and friends. Either Dell's supply chain management absolutely sucked goats through capillary tubing, or some of their competitors must have had similar slush funds to work with.

    1. Re:Just Dell? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      ...or they were more profitable than any other computer manufacturer.

    2. Re:Just Dell? by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      Dell always had very competitive prices; but not wildly different from comparable stuff from HP and friends

      I remember Dell pwning everyone in prices during that time. Dell was by far the cheapest every time anyone asked me to buy them a computer. And, cheapest by far. The only choice used to be which type of Dell.

      Maybe you didn't get those Dell coupons with $ and &s in them that would take 40% off. If you just went to dell.com or hp.com, they had similar prices but they had those coupons that would take lots of amount off.

    3. Re:Just Dell? by phoebus1553 · · Score: 1

      ... snipped ...
      Dell always had very competitive prices; but not wildly different from comparable stuff from HP and friends. Either Dell's supply chain management absolutely sucked goats through capillary tubing, or some of their competitors must have had similar slush funds to work with.

      I can't speak for the likes of the acers and gateways of the world, but the likes of IBM and HP have other slush funds to draw off of.

      Example, at work we run iSeries for SAP. I just talked to our team lead about the replacement to our current *DEV* system due in December. It's 300Kish, which is a scant million dollars less than the previous system, which is about the same as the prod system that will be replaced 6 months later. We are installing a $400K disk system from IBM in the next few weeks. They rebadge NetApps as 'nSeries'. Their pSeries is the same as an iSeries and a 4-way box is like 50K the way we just built one... to run TSM. I'd bet the same goes for HP with their HP-UX hardware.

      Long story short, they have a high end business to supplement their income where the desktop is either low margin, or just to keep you 'IBM Blue' or whatever they call a HP shop. Dell is still Dell in the server room, affordable from top to bottom, until you get into the EMC stuff.

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    4. Re:Just Dell? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, except Apple, of course...

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    5. Re:Just Dell? by straponego · · Score: 1

      I happen to know that they were not the only one. Intel gives huge discounts to HPC vendors to win high profile clusters bids and keep AMD from getting those wins. One of the ways they hide this is by awarding "marketing dollars".

      It's preposterous to believe that Intel bribes Dell and the little guys, and not HP or IBM.

    6. Re:Just Dell? by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Or different profit centers, HP's a much bigger server supplier than dell, not mention networking gear.

      That said, you're probably right

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  8. And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by KillShill · · Score: 1, Interesting

    keep on buying MonopolisTel chips. AMD processors are just as good, cheaper and you don't support the Microsoft of the hardware world. There actually is a good alternative here.

    VermIntel has a lot of shills online, who visit online forums/message boards trying to downplay or dismiss the vast amount of illegal activity they've been up to.

    And no friends, this isn't just from 2003 onwards. There are many OEMs, resellers and industry analysts who knew they were doing the same stuff way back in the late 80's at least.

    Look at the Nvidia (another anti-competitive corp) vs Intel lawsuit... making OEMs buy atom chips with their accompanying chipset CHEAPER than buying the atoms alone.

    Then there's the Vista-capable lawsuit... guess what happened there? Intel had a ton of useless slow video chips but forced Microsoft to allow them to call it Aero (Vista) capable.

    Remember how much Intel cheats on benchmarks? How much they pay reviewers? How they cripple non-Intel CPUs in their "industry standard" compiler?

    Remember that Skype deal? http://slashdot.org/articles/06/02/13/2015236.shtml

    The list goes on and on and on. This is just off the top of my head.

    Microsoft (that worthless monopolist scum) gets a well-deserved "fart in their general direction", yet Intel walks scott free.

    Intel has been accused and convicted multiple times on several continents. They only just pay a small fraction of the money they fraudulently and illegally made and they walk with nary a geek/nerd/joe sixpack the wiser. They still have a sterling reputation.

    Intel = Microsoft (of the hardware world).

    Let's see how many slashdotters and/or people of conscience can bring themselves to even acknowledge this.

    BTW, I've been Intel and Nvidia-free since 2001. I'm working on the windows part. (I'm a gamer)

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    1. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by yuhong · · Score: 1

      I found this Agner Fog article: http://www.agner.org/optimize/blog/read.php?i=49

    2. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hate to spoil your rant but this has nothing to do with any monopolies but with incomplete disclosure to investors by Dell. It goes something like this: Intel essentially gives Dell a discount on its products - nothing wrong there. Dell puts the discount amount into a reserve fund. It later draws money from that reserve fund as needed to make the numbers in a given quarter. The problem was that it didn't disclose this information to the investors, making them believe that its quarterly earnings were higher than they actually were. At least that's how I'm reading TFA, please correct me if I'm wrong.

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    3. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Please don't bring this up again - I've already been through a ton of flamewars defending AMDs position where I couldn't get the opponents to agree that, while Intel has no obligation to support AMD, deliberately ignoring AMDs optimizations is bad faith.

      Here are links to previous Slashdot stories on the topic

      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/12/16/1816245/US-FTC-Sues-Intel-For-Anti-Competitive-Practices?art_pos=1

      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/05/07/12/1320202/AMD-Alleges-Intel-Compilers-Create-Slower-AMD-Code?art_pos=5

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    4. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also relevant is that the discount was far greater than it otherwise could have been had Intel been fairly competing with AMD. Saying "we will give you an extra big discount if you exclude our competitors" is a violation of antitrust laws, and just plain wrong.

    5. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      Intel was not paying 'discounts'. It was taking an anti-competitive action.

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    6. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by the+entropy · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as you're a gamer you can't be Intel, nVidia and windows free. ATI drivers are still really shitty on linux, getting better though.

    7. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, Intel's actions may have been illegal. Discounts are one thing; hell, everyone loves volume pricing, right? But if the terms are exclusivity, and if they're doing it with all the major vendors, then it becomes a monopolistic, anti-competitive behavior.

      And let's not forget the actual amount of the discount; if you discount stuff low enough so that nobody can compete, and it just so happens that you're selling products below production price, the case could be made that you're doing something called "dumping" which is itself an anti-competitive behavior.

      So there could be more to this than disclosure issues. I don't know for certain, but just as it's illegal both to give and receive bribes, there's probably good reason to decry the behavior of those compliant in the monopolistic behavior.

      I'm not saying I know all the details, by any stretch; all I'm saying is that the GP poster has as worthy a point as your own.

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    8. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do exclusivity deals with major vendors count as monopolistic? It just sounds like competition to me. I like AMD's competition to Intel, but just because Intel is the chip leader for PCs doesn't mean it should be hampered in trying to compete with its competition. Can you point me to an antitrust statute that says exclusive deals with manufacturers counts as anti-competitive behavior?

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    9. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      If you are the market leader, and discount your goods if you get an exclusivity deal, that's pretty anticompetitive don't you think?

    10. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      How do exclusivity deals with major vendors count as monopolistic? It just sounds like competition to me. I like AMD's competition to Intel, but just because Intel is the chip leader for PCs doesn't mean it should be hampered in trying to compete with its competition. Can you point me to an antitrust statute that says exclusive deals with manufacturers counts as anti-competitive behavior?

      Lets say Dell needs one million processors. AMD can only supply 500,000. Intel can supply a million. They make an offer for Dell to buy exclusively Intel chips, or they won't sell anything at all to Dell. Since Dell cannot live only buying 500,000 AMD chips, they have to buy the Intel chips. That means it doesn't matter whether AMDs chips are better value for money than Intel chips or not, Dell won't buy them. That's what makes it anticompetitive; Dells decision not to buy AMD is not based on AMD's competitiveness or not, but on the exclusive contract.

    11. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 0

      AMD processors are just as good

      Sorry, but I don't consider greater amounts of errata, processors advertising they're supporting they support SSE3 specification when they don't support certain opcodes from it - which means they don't support the spec etc 'just as good'.

      Remember how much Intel cheats on benchmarks?

      AMD has cheated on benchmarks too.

      BTW, I've been Intel and Nvidia-free since 2001. I'm working on the windows part. (I'm a gamer)

      Good for you. I'm sticking with Intel and nVidia for other reasons, I don't care about the business side. What I care about is following specifications properly, low errata. Things like proper OpenGL support (which ATi do not have) and actually having technology that works despite platform issues.

      I consider however AMD and ATi existence necessary. Without competition Intel's and nVidia's innovations would stall.

      FYI: I am platform agnostic.

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    12. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Saying "we will give you an extra big discount if you exclude our competitors" is a violation of antitrust laws, and just plain wrong.

      It's actually fine when smaller companies do that.

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    13. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      It's all a matter of scale. If you're the market leader, and you can afford to ink those sorts of deals with the customers who drive 99% of the market for your niche, that's anticompetitive. If you're a scrappy start-up trying to break into the market, and your actions don't endanger the rest of the market, you get to play by different rules.

      Competition is about helping ensure that the best products are available at the best price. Without these sorts of rules in place, you're effectively allowing the leader to maintain their position based on their cash hoard rather than, say, innovation. And that hurts the market.

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    14. Re:And yet the geeks/nerds/uninformed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while we're on this subject...

      Am I the only one who thinks, perhaps, that MAYBE Dell has a deal going with Microsoft to offer only Windows-based systems? After all, Dell has officially dropped Linux-based machines (or, at least, buried them so deep on the website that one can't readily find it).

      So, if Intel was able to pay to get Dell to dump AMD, then it seems plausible that MS is trying to get them to dump Linux.

      Just sayin'...

  9. Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    I'm sick and tired of seeing these ethics-free corporations buy their way out of trouble without actually admitting to wrong-doing. If they aren't willing to sign a public statement that says, "We broke the law, but we'll save everybody a lot of trouble and money by simply paying for our criminal acts", the state should prosecute them to the full extent of the law, and use the well-established cowardice of market traders to drive down the stock price with carefully-timed announcements, added charges and perp-walks for the CEO's.

    Enough of this bullshit! It's time to take the Free World back from these conscienceless scumbags.

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    1. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, I think it is worse than that. Management conned shareholders about how efficient the company was, and therefore how much the company could be expected to earn in the future. Who were the victims here: the shareholders. The SEC investigates and now the company has to pay a fine. Whose money pays the fine? The shareholders. Put simply, the victims of this fraud get to pay the fine. Yah! Well done SEC, that will provide a real incentive to stop execs doing this in the future. [Yes, I know that Michael Dell has to pay $4M, but this is a small amount to him -- probably less than the fraud earned him]

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    2. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by cacba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are these the same shareholders that elected those who committed the fraud?

    3. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by glodime · · Score: 1

      Are these the same shareholders that elected those who committed the fraud?

      Probably not. Shares trade daily, so the two sets are most likely not a match. Also, most companies have a significant percent of shareholders via pension, 401K and mutual funds. The individual shareholders in these cases don't get to vote for board members. Since fund administrators often abstain from voting by policy, it is not unusual for a large shareholder (like Michael Dell) to effectively control the vote. Also, it is not unusual to have only those that support the CEO to be nominated for a board position, effectively giving any shareholder actually interested in voting out current board members no feasible option to do so.

    4. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by ISoldat53 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Michael, et al, controls the voting. We piddling shareholders have no real voice in the matter.

    5. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, sort of. Mom and pop probably typically don't vote, but sign off on proxy statements to their investment bankers who do the voting. Any major investment banker with enough proxies to make a difference probably knew what was going on and made a mint themselves, but mom and pop didn't know.

      Even if they did vote, they did so based on lies and fabrications. GIGO, you know. The only thing you can blame them for is getting into the stock market in the first place. Once you're in, it's an elaborate game that's tilted significantly towards insiders who openly flaunt the law because the penalty is pennies on the dollar.

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    6. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second the motion but both Michael and Kevin are so well connected they will never be touched.

    7. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by cacba · · Score: 1

      I agree, the only choice small investors have is whether they are in the stock market (time to vet a company beyond published material is too costly). This reliance on published material makes it surprising that the company, not the investors, choose the accounting firm.

      The reason more control isnt given to the investors is because none of them care until a significant portion of their money is missing. At this point, the company is viewed as a bad apple and the lesson is to be more careful picking from the bunch.

      Ask your self how many companies go beyond the legal requirements for shareholder votes. If there were shareholder pressure, then wouldnt examples be widespread?

    8. Re:Screw Settling...Nail These Swine by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Interesting perspective; I can't say I disagree. I wonder, though, whether there's a certain amount of voluntary naivety on the part of a lot of shareholders. As I'm writing this, a spokesman for BP's board is stating on the record that they have complete confidence in Tony Hayward. Does anybody with at least two brain cells to rub together believe that?

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  10. So tired of Intel and Microsoft by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    They both get caught.
    They both get punished.

    Yet, they are teflon, and seem to come out unscathed. Still monopolists, too. (sad sigh)

    All I can do is continue to use AMD and Linux, advocate AMD and Linux.

    Wish Intel and Microsoft would fade away....

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    1. Re:So tired of Intel and Microsoft by pspahn · · Score: 1

      What a short-sighted comment. I get that you're a fan of the underdog, but without the swagger of the Intels of the world dictating the market, your AMDs of the world would be just as bad.

      I like competition. That's what makes your AMD chips more affordable.

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  11. I cry bullshit by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    "In its statement on the SEC settlement the company played down Mr Dell's personal involvement, saying that his $4m penalty was not in connection with the accounting-fraud charges being settled by the company, but was "limited to claims in which only negligence, and not fraudulent intent, is required to establish liability, as well as secondary liability claims for other non-fraud charges."" --TFA

    Yes, because a deal that represents anywhere up to 76% of the companies quarterly earnings is SO likely to not have had Mr. Dell's personal and close attention when the deal was brokered with Intel. Oh, and gosh golly, it really must have slipped his mind when he was reviewing the shareholder reports before they got submitted.

    "Sorry about that negligence and those pesky SEC and their rules. Oh, and I can keep my job too because I f'ing said so (notice the company isn't called Shareholder Computer Corp). Sincerely, M. Dell."

  12. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They colluded and engaged in a conspiracy in violation of SEC laws and they get a fine?

    A fine? This is beyond pathetic. The SEC may possibly be the worst organization on earth.

  13. I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just sell the Intel chips to Dell at a lower price? It would have accomplished the same thing. This seems like a Rube Goldbergian way of doing business.

    1. Re:I don't understand. by pspahn · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that would mean more work for the accountants.

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    2. Re:I don't understand. by copponex · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This seems like a Rube Goldbergian way of doing business.

      You'll probably want to sit down for this.

      Most of the business world based on lies, because most of the business world depends on marketing. And marketing, once you break it down, is manipulation. Why does your girlfriend want a common blood stained rock on her finger to symbolize fidelity? Why do some people spend two hundred dollars on a steak one night, instead of cooking one for themselves every night for a month? Why did everyone think that home prices should outpace inflation for eternity? Because businessmen are very good at lying to you, and conning you into buying things - ideas, products, services, status - that are worth far less than you think they are. That's where the money is.

      When men thought capitalism could lead to liberty, the world was radically different. Manufacturing was just hiring enough people to hand-make everything that you could sell. There was no automation, no assembly lines. Laissez faire makes sense when it's hard to hide cheating. Plus, most of the population believed that charging interest was a mortal sin, because making money without working was immoral.

      In today's world, people often have no idea of what they are buying. Bonds in financial markets are purposefully inscrutable. Required company filings are mangled beyond comprehension. As proof of this, just look at the subprime meltdown. One guy in California figured it out, and had to beg Goldman Sachs into creating the instrument that would allow him to short the housing market bonds. They had gotten so good at selling, and so bad at actually analyzing the market, that Wall St conned itself into trillions of dollars of debt. Luckily, "main street' - ie, the people who actually perform economic work - were there to bail them out. And Wall St, since a few of them had figured it out early, was busy selling the debt to public entities like schools, county governments, and retirement funds because they were easy marks.

      And now, since a company's value is perceived to be the things Wall St says about it, you have a totally fucked up system, where companies are trying to seek the approval of these greedy, useless motherfuckers, who wouldn't know a day's work if it hit them in the mouth with a sledgehammer. We have an entire industry - the financial system - that doesn't perform any useful work. It's like a cancer on the economy, but one that's very successful in centralizing wealth into their own corner. We could replace all of the banks, insurance agents, and ratings agents with totally transparent branches of government, and get on with the business of really innovating - new technology to improve the world, not just figments of financial imagination, repacked and resold to sucker after sucker. But for some reason the American people think that would be the end of the world. Socialism! Communism! The loss of liberty and freedom and democracy!

      I wonder who gave them that idea.

    3. Re:I don't understand. by OneMadMuppet · · Score: 1

      If only I could mod you to 6....

    4. Re:I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think it's possible to acknowledge the truth of a lot of what you've said without the final conclusion necessarily being to sing the Internationale.

      I like the way John Kay put it in "The Long and the Short of it: A Guide to Finance and Investment for Normally Intelligent People Who Aren't in the Industry"

      http://www.amazon.co.uk/Long-Short-Investment-Normally-Intelligent/dp/0954809327

      Something like: The financial markets are like a (needed) utility to which the owners decided to attach a casino for fun and a little profit on the side. Eventually, the casino outgrew the utility and when the casino went bust, we users of the utility were forced to bail it out because we need the utility.

    5. Re:I don't understand. by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Something like: The financial markets are like a (needed) utility to which the owners decided to attach a casino for fun and a little profit on the side. Eventually, the casino outgrew the utility and when the casino went bust, we users of the utility were forced to bail it out because we need the utility.

      The problem, I think, is the analogy is both true and incomplete. Well before banks were attached to casinos, they were already in a situation with questionable underpinnings. The problem goes like this:

      You take a bank that's multinational (or at least, very big national). By being spread out across one or more nations, it has a risk pool closer to the average of the nation(s). When it comes time to give a home loan in Fooland, though, the situation is local. If Fooland is simply a bad place to give home loans (ie, a significantly high foreclosure rate), local banks will tend to be much stricter about who they accept and work harder to verify that the applicant is actually viable because they understand the situation and a few foreclosures could bankrupt them potentially.

      Meanwhile, a multinational bank is much more lax because it see its as more financial secure (having much more capital and in raw numbers able to support many more foreclosures). The problem is, while this holds generally true, clustered foreclosures inherently drive down the price of homes. Ie, each Fooland with 10% of homes foreclosured results in a flood of new homes. However, people are inherently unlikely to move to Fooland even if home prices drop; people tend to move because of better jobs, and strict local banks and a now much more strict multinational are doing anything but spur job growth for the new cheap homes. Besides, if there were plenty of good local jobs, it's unlikely that there'd be that 10% foreclosures given the investment homes are seen as.

      In short, the problems run a lot deeper than some casino-ish action. Local banks can't magically spur economic growth by being more generous with business loans as easy money alone simply spurs inflation (ie, the appearance of but not actual growth). And simply feeding the home purchase demand isn't a solution (it can lead to recessions and even deflation). Government involvement might not be the answer either except in areas where there's a known need for development for long-term stability or security (defense, energy, food, etc). Certainly, though, some level of regulation is warranted given the unintended consequences of conglomeration.

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    6. Re:I don't understand. by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Here's why some of us still believe in a free market (though not completely Laissez Faire):

      What makes you think the goverment will be any less corrupt than the corporations you rail against? What makes you think greedy people won't still game the system from within the government? What makes you think the governmnent beauracracy will be competent/good at the job?

      In a market, you at least have the possibility of multiple different corporations competing against each other - so if you don't want to do business with Dell, you can go to some other computer seller.

      If, on the other hand, you "replace all of the banks, insurance agents, and ratings agents with totally transparent branches of government," then you have granted a single entity (the government) with a monopoly. Don't think the government is doing a good job? Too bad, there's no one else to go to. Government decides to set interest rates at 20% on your home or business loan, because Congress has spent too much money on something else and needs to generate more revenue? Too bad, there's no one else to go to.

      Monopolies are almost never a good thing (the one exception I can think of at the moment is the military - I'm pretty happy there's no private armies, navies, and air forces out there; but I can't really think of anything else where I want to see a monopoly).

    7. Re:I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "replace all of the ...... with totally transparent branches of government"

      With all due respect, you've obviously never worked for the government, because this utopia you speak of is impossible to achieve. Take if from someone intimately familiar with how government works (because my paycheck comes from your federally taxed dollars), it would never work.

      If you want socialism, move to Europe! And don't let the door hit you on your way out..

    8. Re:I don't understand. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You also don't need to keep standing for this, the reality is going to hit.

      Most of LIFE is based on lies, on perception, on deceit, this is not only business, we start our lives and immediately people lie to us and at the minimum they only tell us half the truth, so this is not limited to business or politics, it is the entire existence.

      Marketing is manipulation, so is schooling. So are relationships.

      Why do you get your girlfriend that blood stained rock anyway? So she wants one, don't give it her. She is manipulating you into giving you things, well you are giving them to her to manipulate her as well. Do you want something from her? Probably yes, otherwise why is she your girlfriend? What is fidelity anyway? What does it matter if you have sex with people other than your girlfriend as long as there are no diseases transmitted and unwanted pregnancies on the side that would eat your resources she wants you to spend on her?

      Why are our lives so routine, that when we do afford to spend time outside of the routine some asshole says we mustn't, we shouldn't go to a restaurant? I am a vegetarian, the stake analogy is lost on me, but my salad costs in a restaurant so much, I could feed myself for a week for that money completely just eating home.

      Here is where you start diverging from the truth: why did everyone think that home prices should grow and grow, your answer is businessmen are lying to you.

      Here is the truth: your government is lying to you, and that is why the home-prices were expected to go up forever. Your government knows the manufacturing and production is going down, to keep the 'GDP' from falling and to keep it raising, your government created a policy of keeping you in debt indefinitely, and they7 are using the businesses for this purpose. Your government creates inflation, who else? It is printing and borrowing and it is setting up corporations to get you to buy mortgages you cannot afford. What is Freddy and Fannie but exactly that - manipulation of the housing market, manipulation of the mortgage market to keep the selling/buying going where in fact the housing prices should be falling they were rising due to the government manipulation.

      And even as the government was manipulating you, its representatives who are directly responsible for inflation and manipulation were saying nonsense like this

      July 2005

      INTERVIEWER: Ben, there's been a lot of talk about a housing bubble, particularly, you know [inaudible] from all sorts of places. Can you give us your view as to whether or not there is a housing bubble out there?

      BERNANKE: Well, unquestionably, housing prices are up quite a bit; I think it's important to note that fundamentals are also very strong. We've got a growing economy, jobs, incomes. We've got very low mortgage rates. We've got demographics supporting housing growth. We've got restricted supply in some places. So it's certainly understandable that prices would go up some. I don't know whether prices are exactly where they should be, but I think it's fair to say that much of what's happened is supported by the strength of the economy.

      July 2005

      INTERVIEWER: Tell me, what is the worst-case scenario? Sir, we have so many economists coming on our air and saying, "Oh, this is a bubble, and it's going to burst, and this is going to be a real issue for the economy." Some say it could even cause a recession at some point. What is the worst-case scenario, if in fact we were to see prices come down substantially across the country?

      BERNANKE: Well, I guess I don't buy your premise. It's a pretty unlikely possibility. We've never had a decline in house prices on a nationwide basis. So what I think is more likely is that house prices will slow, maybe stabilize: might slow co

    9. Re:I don't understand. by bdrewery · · Score: 1

      Well said.

    10. Re:I don't understand. by copponex · · Score: 1

      You seriously misunderstand the history of subprime mortgages, and the relationship between government regulatory failure and the current economic crisis. If derivatives weren't legalized in the Financial Services Modernization Act of 1998, there would have been no subprime crisis. If Glass Steagall was in place, the ponzi scheme financiers came up with - originating bad loans, marking them as AAA when they were packaged with subprime loans, and selling them to unsuspecting buyers - would have been more difficult to pull off. And, if investment houses were firewalled separately from regular banks, we could have let them collapse without fearing larger damage to the economy.

      The argument that you entirely miss is that if the rules weren't there in the first place, corporations wouldn't seek government permission to fuck people over. They would just fuck people over without fear of punishment.

      In order to operate, markets have to have rules, just like any other system. The market is not self-aware, and has no built in morality. The only thing protecting anyone from the economic warfare of other nations, or of exploitation by their fellow citizens, is their own government. It is the rise of the supremacy of law over the rights of kings, holy men, and landowners that has made civilization flourish. (The scientific method is the real reason for our success, because it equalized and democratized how to establish what was accepted as fact.) So when the kings, holy men, and landowners work their way into the government and mutilate the law, you don't say that law is broken. You say the current system of law is ineffective.

      I swear, if libertarians were mechanics, they'd throw away cars for having a flat tire.

      USSR. I was born there, I lived there, my parents and their parents lived their and here is where you are even more delusional - believing that such a monstrosity, as a centrally planning government, can remain 'transparent branches of government' and do something that is actually good for the people rather than for 'people' who work there.

      The main difference between the communism of the USSR and plutocratic capitalism is PR. You still have a small minority of the population directing where money will be spent, and who it will benefit, without any recourse of the population at large to affect change. One of those classic cases of the triumph of capitalism is farming in the USSR, before and after ownership was allowed. What every professor didn't say is anything about Trofim Lysenko, who turned all of Russian agriculture into an experiment based on fraudulent work. Now, if he had competition, you're absolutely right: the market would have dominated the government solution. But let's suppose instead of one man, it was a consortium of corporations very invested in his particular theory. They would also, if uncontrolled by a government, have enough power to silence critics and impose their production methods on society to the same result.

      The need for a third party actor, democratically controlled by the majority, for fostering competition and regulating the market is the most crucial element of a successful economy.

      And who said they had to be centrally managed? Each county could have their own banks with completely open books, subjected to Federal oversight to guard against abuses and embezzling. The same goes with insurance agents. It works pretty well for fire protection, emergency services, and policing. There are major problems to be addressed, for sure, but if they were the function of a corporation with deep ties to non-elected officials, you have no chance of throwing them out. As long as they can be affected by a vote, there can be change.

    11. Re:I don't understand. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You seriously misunderstand the history

      - except that it is you, who does not understand history or economics or politics or people.

      If government was not in business of creating monopolies in preferred industries the market would have taken care of problems of bad banks and bad loans, and this has nothing to do with morality. Your problem is that you believe everybody must receive 100% of justice every time and I do not see this as viable. This means that market is amoral, it has nothing to do with morals, it is only a balancing act. Your company screws some people, the word gets out and people move to competitors. Governments kill off competitors by introducing regulations that are aimed at the actual monopolies that governments create, but in reality those monopolies are already powerful enough not to care about any regulations, that's just a small cost to them, but to small competition it is the difference between existing and not existing.

      Government is running gigantic ponzi schemes by being involved in economics and monetary policies in the first place. Whoever gets the first cut of the money printed/borrowed by the government wins, whoever is the last in line loses. Ponzi schemes are in everything - from social security, where first people to get it paid the least into it, where taxes always went up and payouts always went down, where the old age was always pushed up and which was always used as a piggybank to run wars and projects, to the printing of money itself - government does not produce any single thing of value, how can it be in business of printing money, especially once it unpegged the fiat currency from a valuable enough commodity like gold, that has been the standard of currencies for thousands of years.

      All of the regulations that government sets upon the market end up manipulating the market in ways that are either predictable or not, and definitely in more ways than one way that is touted as the reason for the regulations themselves.

      Your thinking is too shallow, you believe regulations are necessary, and that is your problem. Regulations are created by people after the fact of some problem, thus regulations are always late. Regulations rely on systems to stay the way they were before the regulations were introduced, thus regulations are useless because the only thing they create is an extra step for a monopoly to think of to move right around them. Regulations are often created by the monopolies in the first place, there is a reason there are so many lobbyists in the government, those people write the regulations, they change the laws.

      The reason why those people are doing it, is to protect the interests of the monopolies, and the reason this will not get fixed is the reason government creates monopolies in the first place - they get the recycled money back into their campaigns/contributions/bribes.

      I argue that governments kill economies, they don't help economies in the long run, they cause inflation, they get countries into wars instead of doing their job: protecting the country by the minimum necessary force and keeping themselves out of economics but doing the policing work. Police and justice system - that is the referee you are talking about, that's all that's needed.

      Governments create gigantic moral hazards, like FDIC, like Freddy and Fannie, like Medicare, like Guaranteed Loans for anything, student loans, car loans or home loans, anything at all introduced by a government that has the word 'guaranteed' on it is bullshit and will end up removing some balance from the market by creating moral hazards and increasing prices.

      Most importantly, there is nothing on this very notion of 'guaranteed by government' that is any different from the marketing you despise so much, because in reality government can guarantee nothing.

      This entire idea that something is guaranteed by the government and thus it is going to be solid, will stay solid is bullshit, it is all about perception and lies you were talking about earlier.

    12. Re:I don't understand. by copponex · · Score: 1

      So in your imaginary world, could I sell poisoned candy to children? How about poisoned woodchips for their playground? How about coal mining methods that poisoned the school water supply?

      In the civilized world, regulations prevent things like these from ever being legal. They define weights and measures, test and certify building materials, and make sure that fly-by-night companies don't sell substandard products and take the profits to the Caribbean, leaving someone else to bear the cost of their negligence.

      With your fascination with no regulations, you may have been at home in the Victorian era. Slavery, children as young as 4 working mills, mines, blacking factories, dying young from simple exposure to the chemicals they worked with. Child prostitution. Everyone else was working sixteen hours a day for little pay, getting dumped in a ditch if they were seriously injured on the job, people burning to death in locked buildings... and no government regulations to get in the way and slow down the economy. No annoying fire safety standards, housing standards, workplace safety standards...

      And, since you seem to be preoccupied with the red herring about fiat currency, just take a look at a history of bank panics.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banking_crises

      Notice how there's a huge gap when regulations about bank activity and leverage were put in place after 1933. Savings and loan deregulation was followed by a crisis. Repealing laws against derivatives and the deregulation of financial firewalls was followed a crisis.

      The market is irrational, and so are you if you have blind faith in it.

    13. Re:I don't understand. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      So in your imaginary world, could I sell poisoned candy to children? How about poisoned woodchips for their playground? How about coal mining methods that poisoned the school water supply?

      - you'd have to rethink that statement right now, because nothing STOPS you from doing that immediately, today, and it happens all the time. Just a while ago there was a melanin in baby formula sold, a bunch of kids died. Some poor schmuck got shot in China by the government for this, some driver, obviously not the person truly responsible. So that shows that with regulations and with corrupt government, you get the same thing happening and then punishment is doled out to people only marginally involved while the guilty parties go free.

      Maybe you should go back to my comments and reread them, because you are obviously incapable of understanding what is written.

      Government's role as a cop/jailer/minimum military is essential in 'my imaginary world', and it is the ONLY role that is required. Sell baby formula with melanin in it and cause some deaths? Here is a nice long sentence if not a death sentence and your assets are confiscated. We shouldn't let murderers go unpunished, or was I not clear on this fine point?

      Violate your own best industry standards and cause a massive oil spill? OK, but now you are facing a class action lawsuit from the government on behalf of the people, who collectively own the ocean. So it should be - government's role as a system maintaining justice and ability to punish must be concentrated upon, while all other rules and regulations are business of the industries.

      After all, you do understand that all safety and other regulations really come out of best industry practices, or do you believe that government is able to come up with the best ways of pumping oil out of the ocean safely? It can't even do one job right: make sure that its own employees are not already bought out by the industry and are literally and figuratively sleeping with it.

      In the civilized world, regulations prevent things like these from ever being legal. They define weights and measures, test and certify building materials, and make sure that fly-by-night companies don't sell substandard products and take the profits to the Caribbean, leaving someone else to bear the cost of their negligence.

      - this is what "the civilized" world likes to believe, but it does not make it true or right. What do government's officials understand about measurements? Nothing. They understand nothing about building materials or substandard products. All of this is about working competition. However government must make it a full time job - doling out justice and punishment to those, who abuse the trust. You build a house that collapses and kills people? Well, let's find out how you did such a wonderful job, if it can be shown that you did a substandard job and cut costs while not following the best standards of your industry - your company is dismantled, your profits are confiscated and you spend the rest of your life in jail. Sounds fine.

      With your fascination with no regulations, you may have been at home in the Victorian era. Slavery, children as young as 4 working mills, mines, blacking factories, dying young from simple exposure to the chemicals they worked with. Child prostitution. Everyone else was working sixteen hours a day for little pay, getting dumped in a ditch if they were seriously injured on the job, people burning to death in locked buildings... and no government regulations to get in the way and slow down the economy. No annoying fire safety standards, housing standards, workplace safety standards...

      - sounds dreamy. That is what capitalism and industrialization FIXED and that is what the government is going to CAUSE yet again, by killing an economy that was built by capitalism.

      And, since you seem to be preoccupied with the red herring about fiat currency,

    14. Re:I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right because government is always more transparent, efficient and effective at running things than the private sector?

      Main St. didn't bail out the banks, the government did. They just like throwing good money after bad to secure votes.

    15. Re:I don't understand. by copponex · · Score: 1

      You are the irrational one if you think that governments do something that helps the long term economy rather than dis-balances and destroys it.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

      Find the first non-regulatory economy on the list. Don't worry. We'll wait.

    16. Re:I don't understand. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Your point is that a country with a government that is supposedly implements regulations? What is that, some sort of a revelation for you?

      My point is that all of them are destroying their economy in the process, and many countries have ceased to exist for this exact reason, if you don't understand that, you should look up a list of countries that just disappeared as countries only within the past 200 years, and I was born in one of them, it's not hard to find that example.

      We are diametrically opposed to each others points of view, obviously, nothing to see here, move alone.

    17. Re:I don't understand. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Your point is that a country with a government that is supposedly implements regulations? What is that, some sort of a revelation for you?

      - should have previewed, but whatever.

      I mean to say your point is that a country with a supposedly working economy implements regulations and I am saying all of them are manipulating their economies and will lead to creating imbalances.

      A better example is Hong-Kong, where the HK dollars are created by three separate banks, so while the city itself also prints money, they can't turn up the printers like US or others do because obviously, people would flock away whatever government dollars they have and move into more sound private money. They have very little regulations and their economy is much stronger than of most other nations. At least they are trying to do this the right way.

      Anyway, at this point this conversation became useless, I already made my point.

    18. Re:I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally transparent branches of government

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      ...

      ...
      BAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      *wipes away tear*
      Because there's totally such a thing as transparency in government. Hoo, boy. You had me going for a while until you suggested that.

    19. Re:I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why does your girlfriend want a common blood stained rock on her finger to symbolize fidelity?"

      Wearing the rock reduces the number of other guys hitting on her, which is better for both of you.

  14. Frustration by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm really frustrated with settlements. They seem to circumvent several basic principles of justice:

    • One should be considered innocent until proven guilty. If the SEC can't get a conviction, a judge should not allow a settlement. It sounds like a shakedown, not justice.
    • They let the wealthy buy their way out of criminal convictions, whereas the poor cannot.
    • They permit a corporation's finances prevent its workers from facing criminal responsibility for their actions.

    I've heard arguments for settlements such as, "We're not sure we could get a conviction. This lets us get at least a modicum of justice" Well if you're not sure, then maybe you shouldn't be trying to prosecute? It's for a jury to decide what's a just punishment, not the prosecutor.

    Or, "It lets us safe the legal expense of prosecuting." Well, if the system is so broken that cases can't be fought within the financial means of the government, then shouldn't it dawn on someone that it's way broken for individual citizens with limited financial resources?

    America was founded with some beautiful ideals, but I don't have a lot of respect for those who have evolved its legal practices.

    1. Re:Frustration by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Any fine that is payable is better than being held criminally responsible. The precedent has been set, therefore "they" can do it again knowing that the "fee" is affordable.

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    2. Re:Frustration by adolf · · Score: 1

      Just curious:

      "It lets us safe the legal expense of prosecuting."

      Is your use of "safe" some sort of typo, or an attempt at loosing the English language even further?

    3. Re:Frustration by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, but I'm close to some who do and have done work in similar arenas. Sometimes, you know what will fly and what won't, and while you are absolutely sure of the rightness of your case, you know that if it goes to trial, there are a million ways that your opponent, if they're any good, could bust the case down. Maybe simple technicalities, but if that means that your client who deserves some remuneration get's nothing, you don't want that to happen.

      So you bluster and you bargain. You puff and you imply. And when it comes down to it, when you get an offer for a settlement, if it's better than what you think you'll get in court, you go to your client and try to convince them to settle.

      I've heard stories of judges walking in on the first day of trial, having read the briefs, and saying, "why isn't this settled? why is this in my court room?" In some cases, judges will also suggest what they think a proper settlement is prior to the case being fought.

      Oh, but why are there only financial damages instead of criminal ones? Well, that's all about corporate law, right? You can't put a company in jail. If you just seize all assets, you could be destroying the livelihoods of thousands, or tens of thousands of hard working, innocent people who did nothing wrong. So if it's possible, you try to pierce the corporate veil and go after individuals. But even then, if you don't think you can win such a case, you fall back on what you can do.

      And in many cases, these settlements which replace criminal sentences do indeed bring some justice. People who were wronged get compensated. And sometimes it is enough to--at least temporarily--make a philosophical change in the company leadership. OK, maybe not that last thing, but some good does often come out of these settlements.

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    4. Re:Frustration by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They let the wealthy buy their way out of criminal convictions, whereas the poor cannot.

      It's all good, the poor get out of it their own way. Like the homeless guy who lives near my house, who got caught for DUI (don't ask where he got the car) declined to pay the fine and took jailtime instead. It was all good, he got a free haircut. Free food. He didn't have to pay for anything. Plus they gave him some good medical treatment for a skin rash he had. So the poor have their own way of getting out of it (this other guy I know got a commercial-robbery case thrown out of court because all he managed to steal was a couple cans of tuna. True story. This despite the fact that he randomly steals stuff off people's porches, from goodwill, etc).

      It's the middle class that gets screwed. Going to jail is really bad if you have to keep a job, and paying the fine is bad too. Be good if you are middle class, because otherwise you will get screwed.

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      Qxe4
    5. Re:Frustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a symptom of court room lottery verdicts - so many crazy awards have been handed out that it is far easier to just buy their way out with a known manageable fee. The flip side is that by only doing enough work for a settlement, the government may actually end up doing more good - prosecuting enough extra companies to bring in more total fines and sanction more companies as a deterrent. I guess that raises an interesting question - which deters more, say a x% chance of heavy repercussions vs a 5-10x% chance of moderate repercussion? I guess Justice is operating with the WalMart legal strategy - slim margins and high volume.

    6. Re:Frustration by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Typo.

    7. Re:Frustration by selven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something like settlement extortion will exist for as long as it is cheaper to pay up than it is to defend yourself. Perhaps we should make the entire profession of lawyers illegal? (no sarcasm there)

    8. Re:Frustration by Snowmit · · Score: 1

      1. Juries are unpredictable and its often better for all sides to get a predictable result. See also the difference between the settlements around the RIAA vs the cases that went to trial.

      2. Poor people settle all the time. They settle, they plea bargain, etc. This happens at all scales of income.

      3. The courts are over burdened. Settlements reduce the need for judges (not cheap) juries (significant hardship on jurors) court space/services etc. You could say that "well just have more courts" but there is a balance of priorities. There are piles of things clamouring for our attention and tax dollars. Every case going to trial leads to a ballooning court system. Not good.

      4. If both sides in a settlement can agree about here the trial is most likely to go, it makes more sense to just go there yourself and skip the formalities.

      5. If it's trial or nothing and you think that the only cases that should go to trial are the ones where the prosecutor is sure of conviction, that reduces the amount of justice, not increases it. It means that more companies get away with more crimes.

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    9. Re:Frustration by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!

      Those filthy homeless getting it all their own way should learn their place! Why can't they just lie under a bridge somewhere and die quietly where the rest of us won't be bothered by the smell? How dare they move about on the streets paid for by the hard-working middle class?

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      People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
    10. Re:Frustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Do you have a point or are you just typing?

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      Qxe4
    11. Re:Frustration by alexo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should make the entire profession of lawyers illegal? (no sarcasm there)

      Alternatively, make every lawyer take a certain percentage of their total cases as public cases for a nominal fee. Disbar every lawyer who does not meet the quota or whose win/loss ratio on the public cases is significantly worse than that of their private cases.

      That way you can still pay for a specific lawyer or get a randomly assigned one for free.

      The only "drawback" with this suggestion is that it will lower lawyers' fees, therefore the lawmakers (who are mostly lawyers themselves or friends/relatives of ones) will never pass it.

  15. Hello, I'm a PC by mevets · · Score: 1, Interesting

    no offense intended, but why would anybody be a "dell shop"? Sure, pick up a couple here and there, but what do they offer outside of:

    1. Green + Purple plugs so you don't plug the mouse and keyboard in wrong.
    2. Charcoal grey cases, so they don't look like whiteboxes (which they are).

    For half the price you could have tonnes of "standby's" and be way further ahead. If you really wanted to use your money wisely, become a mac shop.

    1. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by adolf · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I can understand (maybe past-tense) having an IBM shop. Or an Apple shop. Or, perhaps back in the day, a DEC shop, an SGI shop, or a Sun shop. Maybe even a Novell shop.

      These are/were descriptive of unique ways of doing things.

      But having a Dell shop? Feh. It's a fucking PC.

      (Incidentally, at my day job we almost always buy Dell machines. Some of which are SFF. We experienced a couple of power supply issues on some Dimension 4600-ish P4 boxes that were already a few years old, but things have been clucking along nicely since then. Why Dell? Simply: Machines get retired when they're old-and-useless, not old-and-busted (which almost never happens), so we keep buying Dell. I would never characterize us as being a "Dell shop," however -- they're just fucking computers.)

    2. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Most of the people I know who are "Dell Shops" do it because they get a service contract with Dell.

      Whether or not that's a good way to do things is irregardless. The point is that Dell knows how to sell PCs to PHBs (who really don't care if you can get the same thing $200 cheaper elsewhere - $200 is background noise in the TCO).

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    3. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you buy lots of hardware from a vendor they usually provide good pricing. I've had many an excellent run with commodity business (not home!) desktops from the likes of Dell (Optiplex) and HP (DC7xxx series), and a slightly less than excellent run from IBM before they handed over to Lenovo.

      Dell's and HP's are not white boxes; despite a standard x86 architecture you generally get stuck with proprietary PSUs and such, in fact just as you do with Macs. This is not necessarily a bad thing; in fact the big advantage that brand name machines (including Apple here) provide is hardware consistency that you just can't achieve easily with white boxes, and the build quality is substantially better (remember I'm referring to Dell/HP business here, not the home market crap, and yes Apple hardware is brilliant).

      If you get a half decent warranty with your machines the 'problem' of proprietary components goes away, provided the vendor can send
      out free replacements in good time. Such parts are usually extremely quick to replace, especially compared to real white boxes.

      One thing I am interested in is what does Apple offer in the way of centrally managing 1000's of desktops effectively? Once they take that seriously then a 'Mac shop' is probably quite viable, in fact the Mac Minis would probably hardware requirements quite well.

    4. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whether or not that's a good way to do things is irregardless.

      You mean irrelevant. Irregardless is not a real word. Even if you want to argue that it is a real word, it does not mean the same as irrelevant.

      Getting back on topic, Dell does some things right. The most important thing for me is support. People often ask me for advice on what computer that they should buy. I always say Dell, because if something goes wrong then you can go back to them for help.

      This is especially important, because if something does go wrong, I don't want them coming to me to fix it. Just because I gave them advice on what to buy doesn't make it my responsibility. Since I have started suggesting Dell (and explaining why) I haven't had a single person ask me to fix things when they download the lasted virus or when they want to install some new bit of hardware. For me, that is priceless.

      But no, I wouldn't ever buy a Dell for myself.

    5. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by Splab · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try putting in an IBM blade into a DELL chasis. Or get the IBM technician to configure your blade center to play nice with the DELL SAN.

      If you want support you are all in on the hardware side...

    6. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whitebox" assumes random parts with random supportability from a random company with random contract length, cost, contacts, and so on. No brand on the box, ergo a whitebox. The upside of whiteboxes is you get standard parts. Dell is the absolute antithesis of the whitebox term, because everything in a model is a known quantity with a known support source and a single number to call. They don't even fit the whitebox term in parts, because they have things like proprietary PSU's and riser cards.

      I get you don't like Dell, and that's your own business, but it's really kind of silly to fish around for a term to disparage them only to find the one that means the exact opposite.

    7. Re:Hello, I'm a PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you why:

      We're a small-to-mid-sized company; We run about a dozen servers, and about a hundred workstations/laptops.

      We've been Dell-exclusive (since we dropped a local white-box VAR in favour of them) and have purchased somewhere north of 100 machines in the past 5 years (we use computers to death, literally, before replacing them).

      We also buy all machines with 3yrs nbd service, and add CompleteCare on the laptops (in-warranty replacement of damage up-to-and-including complete physical destruction -- so long as you mail them back the plastic-y bits of the remains).

      We find their prices are competative, and I can count on one hand the number of times we've needed work performed.

      In EVERY case where we actually had to involve Dell on a machine, it was repaired within the warranty period and (thus-far) has never needed to be re-visitted.

      I don't know what more you might want from a Vendor, but we're PERFECTLY happy with the arrangement and plan to continue it for the foreseeable future...

      -AC

  16. Best Alternative(s) to Dell by glodime · · Score: 1

    Right now, when a family member or friend asks me what type of computer to get, I start my reply with, "I wouldn't buy anything from Dell". But after that, I don't have much useful advice. Just knowing that Dell is an unreliable reseller of PCs isn't exactly the answer that they are looking to find out. I would recommend paying a little extra for reliability, but what manufacturers and resellers are reliable? If someone seems open to it, I recommend system76.com, but most are not. What say you, slashdot reader?

    1. Re:Best Alternative(s) to Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newegg.com is great. You can buy the components you like, and it only takes a few minutes to bolt them together.

      Of course this doesn't work so well for laptops and netbooks, but for desktop machines, I don't understand why anyone would ever buy a whole machine from a marketing company like HP or Dell. You can get better quality stuff from Newegg for cheaper, and you get to build the system *you* want, rather than the system some beancounter decided would be the most profitable.

    2. Re:Best Alternative(s) to Dell by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, "reliability" is something of a crapshoot. All the branded OEMs have a whole bunch of models, manufactured by one or more contractors, often at multiple facilities, out of parts made by dozens or hundreds of further entities, with designs changing all the time and without clear warning(ie. two "Brand X Model 123"s might have completely different PSU designs, one rev0 that is a piece of shit, one rev4 that is rock solid, while a "Brand X Model 123" and a "Brand X model 234" might have identical designs).

      Some models suck, some just last and last(same goes if you are buying the bits and assembling yourself. Some revisions of some designs are just crap, some are excellent).

      At least for me, I've gotten to the point where I wouldn't trust a single piece of hardware from anybody to handle something critical. There is no HDD manufacturer good enough that you want data you care about to only be on a single drive. There is no computer maker good enough that you want your ability to do you Very Important Work hinge on the uptime of a single machine(never mind the risk that you'll spill a drink on the thing at the wrong moment). I am less concerned about trying to optimize for reliability of any specific system than I am about making sure that backups and some amount of redundancy are in place, and trying to buy from sellers with a reputation for not screwing around and wasting your time if you need support.

      My advice, assuming an adequately well-heeled questioner of no particular technical competence, is first "Get a backup service, or device, or both. All hard drives die. Some die sooner than others. When yours dies, you will be very sad if you do not have backups." After that, we can discuss the much less important question of what brand to buy.

    3. Re:Best Alternative(s) to Dell by networkzombie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although I build systems for family from parts off Newegg, there are problems with it. When a single component breaks what do they do? They have figure out which component it is then determine the brand and then call tech support for that component. Then they either have to troubleshoot that particular component and remove it from the computer to send it back. Who's going to help them? Me? So the more systems I build, the more calls I get for hardware and software because the user usually can't tell the difference (or they think they are one in the same). No thanks. If they buy a Dell, they get a system with the same length warranty on all the parts and one number to call for problems where they get a friendly English speaking foreigner to hold their hand while they troubleshoot and remove the offending component. Not a bad deal I say. Then again, I can build a kick ass system with kick ass parts that Dell wouldn't dream of using because of their profit margin, which is why my parents have a Lian Li case with an ASUS USB 3.0 board sporting an i7 930. The equivalent Dell would have been some ugly ass gaming rig worth its weight in gold.

    4. Re:Best Alternative(s) to Dell by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      At least for me ... I wouldn't trust a single piece of hardware from anybody to handle something critical ... There is no computer maker good enough that you want your ... Work [to] hinge on the uptime of a single machine ... I am less concerned about trying to optimize for reliability of any specific system than I am about making sure that backups and some amount of redundancy are in place, and trying to buy from sellers with a [good] reputation ...

      Very true, but that all depends on one's definition of "critical", as well as one's budget, and other factors like time to restore, and cost of downtime. Backups are essential in any business environment, but shouldn't be a substitute for system reliability.

      If a server supports an essential business operation, it should have sufficient internal resiliency and redundancy (mirrored HDDs, multiple hot swap PSUs, ability to blacklist failed components on reboot, ECC memory, etc) that it can withstand a number of common failures with minimal business-day interruption, so that repairs can be taken care of after business hours. If its function is 24x7, or not able to tolerate even minimal downtime, there should be external redundancy through clustering.

      Beyond that, you're right - vendor support is huge. I've seen people shake their heads at the cost of internal components for a Sun or IBM or HP servers, and wonder how those vendors can get away with charging $1k (or whatever) for a 360GB drive HDD, without fully realizing the reason it costs many times what a larger-capacity el cheapo PC SATA drive is that it spins 2 or 3 times as fast, with a different hardware interface and higher throughput, at far higher duty cycles, with lower failure rates, in an enterprise-class server or storage array. Of course, that being said, the margins on those things do tend to be really high.

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  17. Nail 'em? What did they do? by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 1

    Dell was able to cut a deal with Intel, which isn't a crime. The SEC got all bent out of shape because of the lack of disclosure, but if Dell disclosed the sweet rebates they got on Intel processors, do you think Intel would give them the deal next time? No way!

    It wasn't harmful to Dell stockholders until all of this was disclosed, and Dell stock went down the drain (OK, Dell stock was going down the drain anyway, but this didn't help). Oh, and then Dell started selling AMD-based systems, so I guess AMD was glad the deal was brought out in the open.

    So now if Dell convinces a supplier to cut a great deal, but the supplier says "only if you don't tell everyone, or they'll ALL want the same deal" does Dell say, "No thanks, we'll pay the higher price."???

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    1. Re:Nail 'em? What did they do? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      So now if Dell convinces a supplier to cut a great deal, but the supplier says "only if you don't tell everyone, or they'll ALL want the same deal" does Dell say, "No thanks, we'll pay the higher price."???

      If the deal is: "we will give you a break on the price of our processors as long as you break the law by failing to publish proper accounts", then, yes, Dell should turn the deal down.

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    2. Re:Nail 'em? What did they do? by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 1

      ...and now you know why Michael Dell was talking about taking the company private a few weeks ago. It's only an issue for PUBLIC companies. A private company can take all the rebates they want, and no disclosure is required.

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  18. 54% by copponex · · Score: 1

    54% of the Senate is lawyers. The rules are not made to achieve justice, but to delay the case long enough to pad the bill.

  19. OUCH! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    4 million dollars from Michael Dell - now THAT HAS GOT TO HURT. I'm going to send that fat boy some fucking ramen to tide him over.

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  20. Not everything is marketing by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    Why do some people spend two hundred dollars on a steak one night, instead of cooking one for themselves every night for a month?

    Because one perfect steak is worth more than a month of mediocre steaks.

    Now sometimes you don't get that even with a $200 steak. But there are reasons to spend more than is seemingly rational, when you place a high enough value on quality of results without having to put a lot of your own time into it.

    You make a lot of good criticisms, but I think people need to be reminded from time to time that the world is not just about marketing, because after all in the end real people are buying (or not buying) products. Marketing can give you some boost but it basically can only amplify what is fundamentally true and good about a product - marketing that lies makes the consumer more pissed off and is more harmful than if you had just skipped marketing to start with.

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    1. Re:Not everything is marketing by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Marketing can give you some boost but it basically can only amplify what is fundamentally true and good about a product.

      That only works if the customer can see what's good and true about a product. The financial companies do their best to make that impossible. Many retail goods companies do it too, eg. Apple censoring their own forums whenever they have a problem with a product.

      The truth usually only appears after major meltdowns.

      Small companies aren't immune either, some of the most bare-faced lies I've ever been told were by small companies (who actually had practice meetings to see who can lie the best when the lie is an 'important' one).

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    2. Re:Not everything is marketing by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      PS: That 'perfect steak' was probably dropped on the floor at some point...and in the small restaurant business the hygiene rules are for losers.

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  21. How about reprecautions for one's actions?! by JakFrost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The company neither admitted nor denied guilt as part of the settlement--a common phraseology in such deals."

    How about a big FUCK YOU to Securities and Exchange Commission and the US Department of Justice! How about you dig a little deeper, get the dirt on the direct involvement by Michael Dell and the other board members during the 4-year period and put these schmucks in San Quentin Federal Penitentiary. If you can't find the evidence, just use your powers of Extraordinary Rendition to send a few of these folks over to the Middle East or Africa, a little water boarding, pull of some fingernails and you could get just enough information to find hard evidence to try and convict these people.

    I could name a dozen good computer companies who disappeared during this time frame due to Dell's stellar rise in the computer market though shenanigans like this. Good computer companies that produced better products when under because they didn't cook their books like Dell did and didn't take bribes from Intel.

    Like another poster said, the pure computer companies that did survive like HP (previously Compaq), Acer, etc. might have been involved in this also.

    Intel did just settle the record breaking $1.4 Billion USD to the European Union's commission for violating anti-trust regulations or having to pay $1.2 Billion USD to AMD previously in a similar settlement.

    I'm still glad to see that the NY State case against Intel is still on-going and it would be great if other states and companies jump on this bandwagon for lynching Intel since these guys have been playing some dirty games for a long time. Time to hold Execute Officers directly responsible for criminal and immoral decisions directly liable for their actions and orders. Too bad that our government is in the pocket of big corporations and that no real sanctions will be taken against these business scumbags.

    Dell's success is now forever clouded by this and I think that looking at their shady little deal with Intel, I wouldn't put it past them if there was one going on right now with Microsoft for operating systems. Dell just did pull Ubuntu Linux OSes computers from their web site just as Linux is getting more acceptance by people due to Google's Android mobile OS success in the mobile market and also the upcoming tablet computer revolution. Microsoft isn't playing in this field and they are scared since they cannot compete.

    1. Re:How about reprecautions for one's actions?! by Phaeilo · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I still remember when a couple of years ago you would see the Intel logo in _every_ TV ad of the big German electronic stores. I don't think I ever saw an ad for an AMD machine on TV.

    2. Re:How about reprecautions for one's actions?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      'Repercautions'? Can you refudiate that you are not in fact Sarah Palin posting on Slashdot ;-)

  22. AMD: seek RIAA-like punitive damages from Dell by mykos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's a way to give the consumers better competition and get rid of a shady computer manufacturer: Seek punitive damages that are two thousand+ times the actual damages (set actual damages at an amount equal to Intel payoffs to dell). Everyone wins, except Dell, and good riddance.

  23. Oh Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their wrists must be smarting.

  24. I always find it amazing how..... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ....such matters benefit the SEC but the end consumers who were hurt by it never see anything returned to them in compensation, though stock holders might.

  25. In Soviet Russia... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I think we should all quit doing business with the USA. The Russian and Itallian Mafia vendors are more honorable. At least they don't periodically fsck up the whole world economy the way the Yanks have a habit of doing.

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  26. Show of hands by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who stuck with Compaq/HP when Dell was cheaper? I had client after client after client show me the Dell loss-leaders in comp magazine ads, and I stuck with what was at the time a better, if ultimately sinking, ship. After this disclosure about Dell, I feel a bit exonerated.

    1. Re:Show of hands by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds to me more like you don't know how to get the better deal. Instead you appear to be doing something some of us call "brand loyalty".

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    2. Re:Show of hands by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      There was a point in time where with Dell "If it seems too good be true" seemed to apply. One couldn't put a finger right on it (other than the absolute crap customer service), but now it makes a lot of sense.

    3. Re:Show of hands by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      For the desktops, I just buy the parts and assemble them myself. I either get a better PC for slightly less, or a much cheaper PC.

  27. But that's how capitalism works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOTE: not that I'm particularly fond of capitalism. But it's even worse if the powerful are allowed to change the rules mid-game.

    For that to be fair you can't just take the money from the companies bank accounts now [...]

    If I bought dell shares two weeks ago why should I pay a fine while investors who profited and sold years ago are laughing to the bank?

    Ah, but then, you as a prospective buyer wouldn't have any motivation to steer clear off those copanies playing dirty.

    If I buy an "used car" for a "very good price" and it turns out to be a stolen car -- do you think I get to keep it?

    Ah. Thought so.

    1. Re:But that's how capitalism works! by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you buy a used car which you knew was stolen, then you are guilty of handling stolen goods and not only will you lose the car if the police find out, but you will also be punished for committing the crime.

      The only problem is when people unwittingly bought a stolen car, the police will usually go easy on them in that case but they will still lose the car.

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  28. Not logical. by seeker_1us · · Score: 1
    Dell buys chips from Intel.

    Intel allegedly pays Dell not to use AMD chips?

    Intel's payments allegedly make up 75% of Dell's quarterly operating income?

    This doesn't add up. That would mean that Intel was not making any profit from one of their biggest customer, but would even be LOSING money by doing it?

    Right. That kind of deal would be AMD's dream.

    1. Re:Not logical. by Klinky · · Score: 1

      "Intel's payments allegedly make up 75% of Dell's quarterly operating income? " - during SOME quarters, not all of them. Also suppressing competition can be worth sacrificing theoretical profits. Even if you only make $1 per widget, if you're the only one selling widgets, you'll still make a killing.

  29. Bonuses by pkbarbiedoll · · Score: 1

    I would love to know how much upper level management & the CEO were making, including bonuses, during this period.

  30. AMD duped me, too by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Intel has been in the news often, being accused of various unfair business practices

    Yes, but AMD isn't clean either.

    I've often been called a "troll" here for stating this simple fact, but AMD invented a certain "megahertz myth" that's a half truth and for a time invested massively in marketing based on that.

    I once bought a notebook with an AMD CPU labeled "2200+", which was meant to imply it was faster than an Intel Pentium 4 with a 2200 MHz clock. That could be, for that specific benchmark AMD created, but it was not true for my own applications. For me, that "2200+" actually meant about "1500-".

    It's one thing to state that a computer's performance does not depend on CPU clock alone. It's an entirely different thing to create a fake number and pretend that this number is an exact measure of performance.

    In the end, the almighty market fixes things up, but not before innocent people waste money. AMD has stopped with that fraudulent practice of inventing fake numbers to pretend having superior performance. It's obvious now that it backfired on them, but many people, me included, bought computers with inferior performance based on those fake numbers.

    1. Re:AMD duped me, too by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmmm. I guess that some people might find the 2200+ numbering to be misleading. In my own experience, those numbers have seemed to be nearly right. I don't see it as fraudulent.

      I'm sure you remember the days when the first Athlons came out. The wife bought one, that ran at 1 ghz, I think she had 128 MB of memory, could have been 256, but I think it was 128. That machine ran like a dog. The machine I was using at the time had an AMD 450 mhz overclocked to 500 - K6-III mobile chip. I could run circles aroung her 1 Ghz machine.

      When she first got it, she was so jealous of it, I wasn't allowed to touch it. Finally, she relented, and allowed me to work on it. I added memory, and gave her a full gig of memory. Ripped out the version of Windows XP that Compaq sold her, along with all the malware and crapware, and installed a pirated version, then got to work tweaking Windows to run fast. When I was finished, she didn't believe that it was the same computer. She actually accused me of replacing the motherboard and CPU!

      My point? I've made it before in other discussions. Speed isn't nearly so important as PERCEPTION. No one who reads slashdot will believe for an intant that my K6 chip was outperforming an Athlon - but is SEEMED that way, because I never had to wait for diskswapping or much of anything else.

      Back to the Ghz+ numbering system. I'm a believer in it. Everything that I've ever used with that silly + sign attached to it ran very nearly what it claimed to run. But, as always, YMMV, and you may have just bought a lemon of a chip.

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    2. Re:AMD duped me, too by mangu · · Score: 1

      The problem with speed perception is that many of the things we do with computers could just as well be done with paper and pencil. CPU speed has always been enough for those tasks, if it's not wasted by bloatware.

      I remember when the Pentium 4 came out, most articles about it mentioned that it would be useful mostly for people doing specialized tasks, such as video encoding, for all other users the Pentium III was good enough. What AMD did was to run jobs that didn't have any need for a Pentium 4 and claim the Athlon was just as good.

      However, if you did need the extra power, the Athlon sucked in comparison with the Pentium 4 for the simple reason that the Pentium 4 had SSE2. For math intensive applications like video encoding or, in my case, digital signal processing, the Pentium 4 had twice as much math hardware built in than the Athlon. The consequence was that the Pentium 4 had a higher power dissipation without a true benefit to most users, but it had a superior performance in those tasks that actually demand top performance.

      Intel was, IMHO, more honest than AMD because they used a true number, raw CPU clock, to rate their CPUs, while AMD created a synthetic number. Is it honest to claim "processing power like a 2.2 GHz chip" if the people who actually need 2.2 GHz will not be the ones who get the best performance from that chip?

    3. Re:AMD duped me, too by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Athlon XP had SSE. Earlier Athlons had AMD's version of vector processing named 3DNow! which was released before Intel even had SSE.

      Athlon was faster than Pentium 4 at legacy X87 floating point support (which most programs actually used then). AMD couldn't use SSE at the time because it was patented by Intel and they were involved in one of their usual patent disputes. AMD and Intel signed a new patent cross licensing deal in 2001, years after Athlon was originally released.

    4. Re:AMD duped me, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Athlon XP's speed rating was respective to earlier Athlons, not the P4. I don't see why you think AMD was misleading consumers by educating them that processors don't work exactly the same, and that some are more efficient at processing data per clock/watt. It's a system that Intel has adopted, as well as Nvidia and ATI. Today we buy these products based on model series or model number, which can indicate performance, memory bandwidth, support for HW virtualization, and so forth. Clockspeed has little utility for determining relative performance now, and it was misleading back then as well

    5. Re:AMD duped me, too by Znork · · Score: 1

      That could be, for that specific benchmark AMD created, but it was not true for my own applications.

      Which is why you often see a whole multitude of synthetic and real-world benchmarks in any actual comparisons.

      AMD has stopped with that fraudulent practice of inventing fake numbers to pretend having superior performance.

      Personally I found them to be as reasonably accurate as could be expected. But today neither Intel nor AMD is making specific comparison claims any more, most likely because multi core scaling exacerbates the effects you got hit by several times. Any synthetic benchmark showing the general performance of a specific cpu compared to the general performance of another cpu could be off on an order of magnitude depending on the application, number of cores, clock speed, bus architecture, etc.

      It's simply buyer beware, either run an actual performance test with your application or research a commonly used benchmark that can act as a proxy for your approximate needs.

    6. Re:AMD duped me, too by mangu · · Score: 1

      Athlon XP had SSE

      Pentium 4 had SSE2, with twice the processing power.

    7. Re:AMD duped me, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it was no less accurate than using the clock alone. Either way what you should have done is looked at realistic benchmarks.

    8. Re:AMD duped me, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey I have one of those, on an AMD nForce 2 mobo, runs ubuntu great. Upgraded the ram and vid card a few times, ran just about every game I threw at it all the way though tell vista, and that's when I went pure Ubuntu instead of dual boot.

    9. Re:AMD duped me, too by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      SSE2 was an extension of SSE to allow double precision floating point. It did not increase vector length, which remained at 128 bits. Video compression applications do not use double precision math. They use integer, or at best single precision math.

      Pentium 4 did do twice the floating point operations of a Pentium III per clock.

      The Pentium 4 can process a full 128-bit vector (addition or multiplication) in one clock cycle, while it takes two clock cycles to do the same in a Pentium III. So a Pentium 4 had twice the FLOPS at a similar clockspeed compared to a Pentium III.

      However the Athlon (K7) can do one 64-bit floating point addition *and* multiplication in one clock. So it has the same peak performance per clock as a Pentium 4 (2x64 bit vs 1x128 bit = same peak performance). Athlon also had better FP performance than the Pentium 4 on legacy X86 applications, since the Pentium 4 could do either a single X87 addition, or a multiplication, but not both in the same clock. Athlon also had an optimization for the common FXCH X87 instruction. The Pentium 4 did have a higher clockspeed than an Athlon, but it was not twice the clockspeed (1.2 vs 1.8 GHz). So it definitively did not have twice the floating point performance. Ever.

      The truth is AMD got a bad rap with the K6's poor floating point performance. Despite the K7 having better FP performance per clock than a Pentium III, and the same peak performance per clock as a Pentium 4, people like to stick to their old notions instead of measuring things properly.

      The K8 kept the same floating point functional units as in the K7, except it added SSE2 instruction support. It has the same floating point peak performance as the old Athlon.

      Just because a processor has SSE or SSE2 support does not necessarily mean the instructions run at 1 clock cycle latency.

      AMD increased the FPU width to 128-bits in the K10 core. AMD K10 has the same peak floating point performance per clock as Intel's current Nehalem architecture. AMD's current architecture limitations are in main memory bandwidth, and integer performance, rather than vector floating point.

      The Pentium 4 was a one trick pony. It worked well with specifically optimized algorithms, but had terrible performance with legacy, or branch heavy code. For many applications it actually had worse performance than the Pentium III it was supposed to replace, let alone the Athlon.

    10. Re:AMD duped me, too by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      It may have been a half-truth at the time, but current generation 1.7GHz Intel i7 processors leave 3.4GHz Pentium 4's of yesteryear in the dust, so there's something to it, yeah?

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    11. Re:AMD duped me, too by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You've been labeled a troll because you are trying to flame by posting something you don't quite grasp. The reason there was a "MHz Myth" as you wish to call it is there simply wasn't a fair way to compare a RISC and a CISC chip otherwise. With the much shorter pipeline the AMD chip could get more work done in fewer clocks, whereas with Intel it was based on pure MHz and was fast IF there were no branch mispredictions, otherwise with those long pipelines (the last Netburst had 31 BTW) the chip would stall. By running some basic office benchmarks and comparing the results one could get a pretty decent idea where the chips stacked up, and that is what AMD and the other CPU manufacturers other than Intel did.

      But never did AMD mislabel their chips to say "2000MHz" when they weren't, and on every piece of advertising I've seen after the equivalent number was the actual number in MHZ, which frankly has always been meaningless, otherwise a 3.8GHz P4 would stomp a 2.2Ghz C2S, when the opposite is true. It is not AMDs fault if you didn't even bother to read any labels before purchasing. Even your own link says that instruction sets and chip designs make basing on per MHz meaningless.

      So yeah, I'd say you're coming off as a troll even if you don't mean to, when your own link in the first paragraph disputes the meaning of what you are complaining about.

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    12. Re:AMD duped me, too by sjames · · Score: 1

      Certainly, that was a questionable practice, but it wasn't an actual CRIMINAL ACT. It could even be that they honestly believed their numbers (and in some cases they were more or less correct at that, it's hard to compare apples and oranges completely fairly).

      Note that what Intel did was a deliberate and illegal attempt to prevent the market from fixing things up.

    13. Re:AMD duped me, too by Calinous · · Score: 1

      Does "Intel Core2Duo E6300" rings a bell? What frequency does it run at? This was one of the first Intel processors sold after Netburst (Pentium 4 3600 MHz)
            Meanwhile, I've bought an AMD Athlon 4400+ and have been very happy with it - the right performance for the right price, and a very silent cooler (unlike what I was used even on old Pentium 4 processors).

  31. Intangibles like the environment by pkbarbiedoll · · Score: 2

    Is this like sweeping dirt under the rug, or offshoring steel mills to China & Pakistan where almost-smart Americans no longer have to see the visible pollution that goes into manufactured products we use every day. As long as it's not happening in our backyard or where we can see it, it's good for the environment.

  32. To a large extent, you get what you pay for by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Many people will rubbish Acer, but I've found their business machines to be boringly reliable. Same with Lenovo. I personally have 5 Acers currently on the go which are over 4 years old, three used as servers, one desktop and one Ferrari notebook which has been heavily abused and just keeps going. But we also have some Dell servers and a slew of HP laptops that have never given any trouble.

    My baseline suggestions would be:

    • Always buy machines for business users
    • Never buy the latest technology
    • If it's really cheap, there's a reason

    That, and two very important points.

    Hard drives are the most unreliable part of modern PCs.Replace the hard drives once they're out of warranty. All you need is a good quality USB2 hard drive and HD Clone. Keep the old drives somewhere safe as your second line disaster recovery if you lose old data. If you have a lot of friends and family to look after, the small cost of your duplicator is easily amortised.

    Get a large can of dust blaster and clean out the ventilation of laptops periodically (depending on environment). Component life can roughly double for each 10 degreee C fall in temperature, and removing dust from internal heatsinks can often achieve that.

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    1. Re:To a large extent, you get what you pay for by baptiste · · Score: 1

      Have to agree. I bought an X1800 the day they came out, violating my never by v0 rule, to get Win 7 and a Quad. Has been a great machine. Think I've got 7 Acer displays in my shop. And the AMD Nero nettops they were selling with nice 20" flat screens for $300 this Xmas - bought two and they've been great for bench PCs and systems for customers to use in the shop. They run circles around the supposedly 'equivalent' Atom based Nettop (I picked up up on sale for a bench PC) That said, I've often worked in Dell shops and found the support and overall experience worth it. Everyone knew Dell and Intel were in bed and I hated it. But when Dell stuff broke, they had parts in your hands the next day or a tech out to fix it. Sure, this may have been special consideration for working for a huge company (at the time - RIP Nortel) Everything worked well from end to end. But that's for a huge enterprise. Once that one year warranty runs out - where are most consumers taking their PCs to get fixed? Best Buy - so the manufacturer support becomes less of an issue. I've recommended Acer's often to friends and clients, and, yes, also eMachines which are just rebranded Acers now. Not talking gamers - just your run of the mill computer user.

  33. Intel by alfredos · · Score: 1

    Why isn't anybody commenting on the Intel side of this story? After all, they were the ones paying the bribes, or whatever you want to call that.

    Having suffered from Intel's legal belligerence in the past, I know that they are pretty good at getting their will done. But, are not two parts required for this, er, illicit transaction to take place? What about the other? Doesn't Intel hold a position much more akin to a de facto monopoly in the PC and server markets than Dell? Isn't paying to keep the competition under sea level a pre-requisite for someone accepting to be paid for the same?

    Intel is no longer the disruptingly innovative company it once (4004) was. It is a large evil behemoth for whom laws don't apply, they get their way every time and crush whoever they don't like. Nothing against large and going after you don't like; it's the evilness of their ways what I have a problem with. I'd be more than happy if the Governments looked at them more carefully, after they seem to have humbled Microsoft enough. Aren't those guys the largest part in the word "wintel"?

    1. Re:Intel by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Intel still does ok in innovation. They were the first semiconductor manufacturing company to use high-k and metal gates. They are also behind most of the I/O standards you can think of: PCI, PCI-Express, USB, being some of these. They really excel at mass manufacturing while having mostly mediocre R&D or design. Even IBM, who has largely been away from the hardware market, has done much more leading edge R&D. The thing is, IBM doesn't know how to make anything in quantity for cheap.

    2. Re:Intel by rwade · · Score: 1

      Why isn't anybody commenting on the Intel side of this story? After all, they were the ones paying the bribes, or whatever you want to call that.

      Having suffered from Intel's legal belligerence in the past, I know that they are pretty good at getting their will done. But, are not two parts required for this, er, illicit transaction to take place?

      Strictly speaking, this article is less about anti-trust and more about shareholder abuse. The transaction itself is anti-trust -- what Dell did with it was the shareholder abuse for which the SEC fined Dell. In any case, Intel isn't getting of scott free from this, it seems. From the WSJ:

      Dell first disclosed the SEC investigation into its accounting in 2006. The SEC, whose focus on the Intel payments came to light last month, alleged the payments from the chip maker were designed to ensure that Dell only bought microprocessors from Intel, not rival Advanced Micro Devices Inc.

      Allegations about Intel's subsidies to Dell and other computer makers have figured prominently in a series of antitrust cases against Intel, including a case brought by the Federal Trade Commission that is expected to be settled soon. Intel has consistently denied wrong-doing in the cases, but paid $1.45 billion to settle a case brought by the European Union and $1.25 billion to settle an antitrust suit brought by AMD.

    3. Re:Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PCI Express has some truly terrible design features, and at least some are caused by Intel. For instance, the standard does not require the Root Complex to act as a switch, so a PCIe card might not be able to read from another PCIe card. The reason for that is Intel's chipsets not implementing this. Another one is RCB for Root Complex specified differently than for any other completer (64/128 bytes) - Intel shitsets had a bug and the standard was altered to accomodate it.

      Additionally, PCIe is hardly innovation. Split transaction, packet, serialized I/O buses have been known years before PCIe (for instance, Silicon Graphics XIO bus; now those were some real innovators).

      Their silicon process developers are however unmatched. This is largely a function of money, though; the innovation is not of the "holy shit, I discovered a new kind of solid state devices through pure mathematics" sort. It's usually of the "hey, look, if I mix those 5 elements in a vat, it has just the right kind of properties", and you can improve your performance at this just by doing more attempts in parallel.

  34. They're both getting away with it: Dell & Inte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Intel is expected to settle a long-running anti-trust case that has highlighted these payments in the next couple of weeks."

    How much do you want to bet that Intel will also get a gentle slap on the wrist? And all of us paid more for CPUs than we should have for years, thanks to this collusion.

    This sort of thing has happened over and over again in the semiconductor industry (e.g., RAM price fixing a few years ago). It's pathetic. These executives don't believe in a free market, they believe in scamming their customers at every opportunity.

  35. The consumer keeps the free market honest, right? by rwade · · Score: 1

    How much do you want to bet that Intel will also get a gentle slap on the wrist? And all of us paid more for CPUs than we should have for years, thanks to this collusion.

    These executives don't believe in a free market, they believe in scamming their customers at every opportunity.

    Oh but I'm sure that consumers will target Intel and Dell for boycotts to ensure that they know that their activities are unacceptable. Right?

  36. RICO should apply to Dell and Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Individuals and corporations can sue for triple damages under http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act.

    However, Dell and Intel are trivial problems compared to the tera-scale kleptocracy of the US Congress and Wall Street. For example, Congress has spent $2.6T of Social Security trust funds, in direct violation of their 1992 law saying that those funds could not be spent on anything except SS payments. It has assisted the Fed in bailing out the 6 large banks to the tune of $12T. Almost every person in Congress has personal investments in some of those organizations.

    We should apply RICO to Congress also and take back every cent of the $Ts they and Wall Street have stolen from the tax payer. All living Congress-critters and families should be made pennyless before the Congress-critters are executed.

  37. What's with all the righteous indignation? by russotto · · Score: 1

    OK, Dell cuts a secret deal with Intel for exclusivity. As a result, Dell sells computers more cheaply than its competitors, and makes larger profits. Dell reports the larger profits without being frank about where they are coming from. The customers get cheaper computers. Who is harmed? Dell's competitors and AMD... but there's nothing wrong with making a deal which harms one's competitors. As far as I can tell the profits Dell stated were quite real; I don't see why there's all this indignation over possible violation of securities rules.

  38. What an opportunity for AMD! by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    So, in effect, the SEC has stated not just Dell, but Intel is guilty of unfair competition with AMD. If AMD doesn't jump on this with both feet, and sue the electrons off Intel and Dell, they're missing a bet. Their guilt has already been established.

  39. So what? by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    PS: That 'perfect steak' was probably dropped on the floor at some point...and in the small restaurant business the hygiene rules are for losers.

    The perfection in the steak is about how it is cooked, nothing else matters. I don't care if it was dropped on the floor or served on old cracked plates. Why should it matter?

    For you dropping the steak somehow spoiled it despite it being perfectly cooked and edible. Why are you so shallow and wasteful? Would you not eat it if the same thing happened at home? It's attitudes like this that really bother me, the willingness to destroy something perfectly usable because of lofty yet meaningless standards.

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  40. Joce, meet Internet by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That only works if the customer can see what's good and true about a product. The financial companies do their best to make that impossible. Many retail goods companies do it too, eg. Apple censoring their own forums whenever they have a problem with a product.

    You are seriously arguing that a company can hide anything now that internet forums abound? Apple censoring it's own forums was pointless on many levels, the foremost being that it obviously did nothing at all to keep people from hearing the story.

    In the distant past you were probably correct, because a large enough company could collude with enough media entities to hide something. I have serious doubts that will ever be possible again. And that is what makes marketing only a component of product success (though an important one).

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  41. Kids today by sjames · · Score: 1

    Ever wonder how there can be so many teenagers who think absolutely nothing of shoplifting? Look no further. They see crap like this over and over and make the rational decision to join the cheats rather than be cheated by them.

    Morally speaking, when they steal from crooked corporations, it's hard to get terribly outraged. If only they could reliably know which corporations aren't crooked and avoid stealing from them. It's probably a short list these days.

    If we alter the criminal punishment for individuals to be in line with corporate punishments, we could solve the employment problem. Just steal what you need/want and if you get caught, you have to work off 50-90% of the retail value and nobody thinks any worse of you.

  42. That's what makes your AMD chips more affordable. by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    Now just waiting to see if the ARM netbooks continue to evolve to the point they become widely available, and easy to both install and run Debian on.

    Then the x86 market can be competed with via ARM for netbooks and low power mobile computing.

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  43. Intel settles another unfair competition lawsuit by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    "Intel Corp (INTC.O) has agreed to stop using threats and bundled prices to hamper competition, settling charges that it illegally abused its market dominance in microprocessors, the Federal Trade Commission said on Wednesday."

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6733I420100804

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