An Unprecedented Look At Apple's "Black Labs"
An anonymous reader writes "Apple recently granted ABC Nightline unprecedented access to its secretive 'black labs' where it puts upcoming products through exhaustive testing."
← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)
Apparently, their exhaustive testing doesn't actually include using the product.
Where Apple tests for flaws in other phones to justify the flaws in their own phones.
Similes are like metaphors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6sjH1W7hA
Considering the past 20 years of structural design flaws, as well.
ABC is owned by Disney. Steve Jobs owns 138 million Disney shares or about $4.7bn worth of stock. Anyone else think it odd that Disney is running a puff piece for one of its major shareholders?
Never email donotemail@WeAreSpammers.com
Have you EVER tried to exhaust a Black Lab? I mean, your Golden Retriever may be something to talk about.
But the Lab? They're indefatigable!
"Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
I wonder how much it costs to get your damage-limiting press release videos on to national television?
Apple are the brand that never make any mistakes. EXCEPT WHEN THEY DO. But that's because everybody makes mistakes, not just Apple.
It's important to know: all phones are susceptible to the "death grip"... it's just a tiny minor detail, not really worth mentioning, that the iPhone 4 "death grip" is "holding it normally in your left hand".
Does my bum look big in this?
This is not a defense of Apple, but a statement about how large corporations work. I seriously doubt that the videos were completely faked. As with anything, the results can be spun or manipulated, but there has to be a least a shred of truth, or the lawyer attack dogs would be out by now.
Apple basically called out every single smartphone developer and said "you all suck too!" and posted videos to "prove" it. Those companies all responded so far with nothing but the same tired PR statements. If Apple was actually slandering these other phones and faked the results entirely, I'm sure these companies would love to have some extra cash plus a chance to smear one of their biggest competitors.
Now, Apple's video proof is mostly annecdotal since it's one phone and one hand. Yours is too, however. I know people who say they can't make the Apple Antenna issue happen on the iPhone 4, and I see videos on Youtube posted both before and after the iPhone 4 that point out signal loss issues with other smartphones. All of this evidence is, again, annecdotal.
From a scientific standpoint, you have to admit Apple's doing a good job of basically trying to throw a bunch of "proof" out there and making people pick thru it. It stirs in just enough doubt to make everyone stop and think. The hard core haters and fanboys won't change their mind, but this is like election politics, it's not about swaying everyone, just trying to tilt the balance in their favor.
"All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"