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Why Bad 3D, Not 3D Glasses, Gives You Headaches

Barence writes "The most common complaint about 3D is that the glasses give you a headache, but that's not actually true, according to the man who teaches the pros how to make better 3D. Speaking at the BBC in London, Buzz Hays, chief instructor for the Sony 3D Technology Center in Culver City, California, explained: 'It's not the technology's fault, it's really the content that can cause these problems. It's easy to make 3D but it's hard to make it good — and by "good" I mean taking care to make sure that this isn't going to cause eyestrain.' He went on to detail some of the mistakes made by inexperienced 3D film makers, from poor composition of shots, through uncomfortable convergence settings, to overuse of on-set monitors without viewing their content on a big screen. But the biggest admission Buzz made was that not even the 'experts' know all the tricks yet, which is why 3D should only get better from here. In the same seminar, Buzz also explained why 3D glasses are here to stay — at least for the next few years."

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  1. The glasses can do it too ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At least, I'm pretty sure that the movie Avatar was not physically squeezing on the sides of my head and pushing down on my nose.

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    1. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by WED+Fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or the feeling that you had been mugged at the box office for the extra $3 and told that it's not for the glasses so you'll have to pay each time you see a 3D movie.

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    2. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by GameMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They were telling you the truth. There's no way the glasses cost $3 in the quantities they buy them in. What you're paying for with the additional $3 is the, extremely expensive, new projector equipment in the theater along with the premium experience that 3D is supposed to be.

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    3. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, that and the simple law of economics: something is worth what people will pay. People will pay more to see the 3d version, and so they charge more. Simple as that. If you don't want to pay the premium, then go to the 3d showing. Most theaters have 2d versions.

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    4. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by Tea-Bone+of+Brooklyn · · Score: 1

      You mean the glasses they claim it's "green" to recycle (by whatever definition they're using that word) rather than reuse them a dozen times? I'd much rather have the opportunity to let them rip me off once for a decent pair in my prescription.

    5. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by EdZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      It depends on the glasses. Simply circular-polarised glasses are dirt cheap. The funky multi-layer-dichroic filters used in Dolby-3D (it's like anaglyph, but with 6 specific wavelengths, 3 per eye. Think RlRrGlGrBlBr) are hella expensive. $50 per pair is what I've seen quoted and mentioned by the engineers. I guess the feel that the money saved on not needing a retro-reflective silver screen is better spent on the initial glasses cost and cleaning them between performances.
      BTW, is the 'pay for your glasses' thing an American thing? Last time I saw a 3D film (in the UK), the glasses were included in the ticket price and gave them back after the performance.

    6. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      You mean the all-too-common crappy retrofit of an existing projector.

      That seems a little unlikely, considering that all the modern 3-D systems require digital projection. You can certainly have picture quality issues with a digital projector, but that's usually due to operator error, rather than old equipment.

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    7. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Calling them "2d movies" is unpolitically correct. They prefer to be called "Z-challenged movies".

    8. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by slyrat · · Score: 1

      Well, that and the simple law of economics: something is worth what people will pay. People will pay more to see the 3d version, and so they charge more. Simple as that. If you don't want to pay the premium, then go to the 3d showing. Most theaters have 2d versions.

      Wait, so if I don't want to pay the premium for the 3d version I should go to the 3d version...This seems like recursion without an end condition...

    9. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      That law of economics would work if the movie industry wasn't one huge kartell with price agreements and total market dominance.

    10. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Here in Malta you have to give back the glasses too. Plus some glasses are really smudged and it's hard to see through them :(

    11. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Sorry about the typo. Supposed to be "don't go to the 3d showing".

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    12. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      The projectors are financed by the studios.

      Cinemas and studios have contracts such that every time a movie is projected in 3D (or just digital 2D), the cinema sends an invoice to the studio, until the equipment is fully paid for.

    13. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Total market dominance of an absolutely non-essential market. Movies are too expensive? Don't go to the movies.

    14. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Those glasses don't fit well are made poorly and quite frankly would be a shitty cereal prize let so there is no way they are worth $3.00. I suspect they get them for peanuts if not free. I would think the added cost is due to the higher cost of the film (more expensive equipment to make the film) and the equipment that is purchased to display the film.

      I suspect if 3D becomes the norm the prices will start to balance out once the equipment is paid off and theaters have to rely on pricing to compete. As it is now if your area has a no-compete setup amongst theaters only one theater has Avatar, for example, it's likely the only 3D film so there is no reason not to cut prices. If all films are 3D you can't rely on the novelty anymore.

    15. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by sixsixtysix · · Score: 1

      collusion is okay, if the market is non-essential? i guess that explains cell phones, too.

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    16. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that sucks, the 3D glasses that go along with the current crop of 3D TV's cost $150 a pair. The advance I would like to see is the ability to use cheap $3 glasses from the theater with the TV!!

    17. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      I like this phrase "unpolitically correct" as in "You can say that for any purpose except for politics."

      Which of course separates itself from "politically incorrect" which seems more to imply "not suitable for at least politics, possibly more."

    18. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

      It's not the glasses, it's the framerate. Standard theatre projectors run at 30fps, and 3D via polarisation effectively halves this. The reason it hurts is because you are essentially staring at a 15Hz display.

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    19. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Expensive? We just bought one of those 120Hz movie-theater projectors where I work (for research purposes) - $50k, that's it and that includes installation and lenses. It's not extremely expensive, bidding on the content to show in those theaters probably costs them more.

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    20. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Learn ... next time take some cleaning fluid and a kleenex.

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    21. Re:The glasses can do it too ... by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      In my part of America (a corner of New England and that's all I'll say), the glasses are part of the price and you give them back afterwards, to be processed, sterilized, and repackaged for the next day.

  2. Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do I hate 3D glasses? Because I'm near sighted and had to wear glasses every day of my life... now watching movies or television is going to require a SECOND pair on top of the first one? Go to hell, hollywood, for making my everyday life even more impractical than it already is.

    1. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Its not the technology, you're just wearing them wrong... oops thats the Iphone.

      These companies dont care if you hurt your eyes as long as you keep buying new things.

    2. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Scootin159 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Similar complaint here: I can only see with one eye. Thus to me, 3D movies only cost more, have a lower contrast and really blurry without special glasses. Of course, I'll still end up watching more of them than I wish because my wife loves the gimmick.

    3. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly glasses are a pain you should try contacts.

    4. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by V!NCENT · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      con.... tacts.... ? What are those?

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    5. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by GameMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      I too have worn glasses since childhood. I've never had a problem wearing the 3d glasses over my normal ones, and I purchase my frames from the "big" sized rack at the eye doctor's shop. Don't you think that, maybe, you're just being a little bit of a drama queen?

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    6. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by sado196 · · Score: 1

      If only everyone was blind, you were king, and you could ban such silly gimmicks.

    7. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by MortimerV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe your frames are different, maybe you have a big nose, maybe your theater uses differently sized 3D glasses, who knows!

      Come to think of it, if you use big framed glasses do they have a separate nosepiece? Mine are small, thin glasses, but the nosepiece adds extra space to them. It's not the glasses pressing into my face, it's the nosepiece on my nose.

      If I ever go to another 3D showing, I'm tempted to take the lenses from the 3D glasses and attempt to make them into a clip-on. That'd solve the annoyance of the big frames and mean I only have to wear one pair of glasses!

    8. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I was surprised how well the 3D glasses fit over my pair or seeing glasses.
      Sure it is not as nice as only having one pair on, but it works

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    9. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Get contact lenses. They're cheaper than glasses and you might even get laid. If you have the money you can get your eye's lenses replaced with a cybernetic implant for about $15k.

      Glasses SUCK and suck hard; I wore glasses until I was 50, when I fonally got contacts. I had my left lens replaced with the device I mentioned four years later.

      Google CrystaLens. Or read this journal.

    10. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by nephridium · · Score: 1

      Go to hell, hollywood, for making my everyday life even more impractical than it already is.

      Erm, it's not Hollywood's fault that current 3D technology requires goggles. If you could name a technology that lets people see 3D movies on the big screen without wearing glasses I'm sure Hollywood would already be all over it; those glasses are not only a nuisance for short-sighted people, you know?

      It's also not Hollywood's fault that 3D movies are hugely popular and are bringing the people back into the cinemas. What I see is that once a 3D HDTV becomes a common household product so will the glasses to view 3D media, they will become more comfortable, probably even fashion items, and people with eye disorders will be able to get lenses that support viewing 3D media (eg. for use in a second set of glasses worn when going to the cinema or watching a movie at home). - Unless of course some genius comes up with a method to do this without glasses - he/she could make millions...

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    11. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, I hate these silly retorts. Great, you can't climb a ladder because you were in an accident and lost your left arm.

      Please, remember to bring up your handicap every single chance you get to remind us how sad your story is.

    12. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only everyone was blind, you were king, and you could ban such silly gimmicks.

      said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw...

    13. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, depending on what your vision problems are or any other eye issues you have, contacts are not an option. You have to wear glasses. My dad has a vision issue that cannot be corrected by either contacts or surgery so, he's stuck with glasses and 3D movies suck for him.

      Also there are issues with people like me who have troubles with the yellow part of the color spectrum that apparently plays hell with (but does not completely disable) modern 3D technology.

      In summery, 3D movies and TV are NOT for everyone. Please stop behaving like it is. Thank you.

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    14. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by westlake · · Score: 1
      Why do I hate 3D glasses? Because I'm near sighted and had to wear glasses every day of my life... now watching movies or television is going to require a SECOND pair on top of the first one?

      That - or lenses made to your prescription.

    15. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by ebuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I too have worn glasses since childhood. I've never had a problem wearing the 3d glasses over my normal ones, and I purchase my frames from the "big" sized rack at the eye doctor's shop. Don't you think that, maybe, you're just being a little bit of a drama queen?

      Let's see. There are three general descriptions of eye defects, shortsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. They can be present in varying degrees. Astigmatism and short (or near) sightedness can be mixed in the same eye. Astigmatism involves an axis which will vary from person to person. There are literally tens of thousands of frames, each with their own dimensions. The standardized parts of the dimensions only extend to critical areas like the nose width and frame arm length.

      Having an eye defect, and having been exposed to the world of corrected vision your whole life, how can you honestly tell me that a complete stranger shouldn't have a problem because you don't? Do you lack enough empathy for a person similar to yourself that you want to rub their affliction into their face), or are you actually so undereducated about your own condition that you believe the rest of the eyeglass wearing world is exactly like you?

    16. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great idea! I'm going to pay 500$ per pair of 3D glasses I'll need... one for television, one per movie theater chain (not likely to use the same model, are they?), one per game console, one for the PC...

    17. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      In that case I am sorry :(

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    18. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by blargster · · Score: 1

      For me, the additional glasses over my own were extremely uncomfortable.

      I think it depends on how much of your nose is left to perch the 3D glasses on. I didn't have much left of mine to do so!

    19. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In summery, 3D movies and TV are NOT for everyone.

      Yes, but are they for everyone in wintery and springy?

    20. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because red green glasses are a perfect match for colorblind people

    21. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      My wife has some sort of condition that seems to be fixed with "prism correction" in her lenses, so there are other factors involved than just the basic three. I think that has to do with eye coordination and tracking or something.

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    22. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Getting a prescription for contacts or eye surgery seems like a ridiculous hoop to jump through just to get a marginally improved picture of "Step up."

      He's undoubtedly heard of contact lenses before, that he still wears glasses suggests that he prefers them for some reason or another, and I don't see why he should change. Hollywood and theaters are the ones pushing this in the hopes that they can wring more money out of us.

    23. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by spiderwebby · · Score: 1

      i find pokeing myself in the eyes twice a day amazing fun! oh wait!

    24. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Dynedain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Get contact lenses. They're cheaper than glasses and you might even get laid.

      Bullshit. My wife and I have both worn corrective lenses since childhood, and have very similar vision problems. We just did the math a couple of weeks ago. Over 3 years usage*, my very expensive "designer" glasses from a boutique shop are less than her average-priced daily contacts** from a low-cost source. And that's not counting the fact that eye exams for contact lenses are significantly more expensive. In fact, my wife is considering laser surgery because it would be significantly cheaper than contacts in the long run.

      * 3 years is the standard warranty on my glasses
      ** My wife had to switch from 2-week lenses to dailies because of a corneal infection

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    25. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by simcop2387 · · Score: 2, Informative

      While it wouldn't be as cheap as making your own, newegg has a set of clip ons for the circularly polarized films. big long ass url here. I don't know if that set would fit on yours but i'd imagine there are some out there. This might end up more comfortable and last longer than the ones you make yourself.

    26. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Maybe if there was a way to bypass the eye ball and inject 3d directly to the brain? Maybe using big needles through the eyes?

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    27. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't push contacts for 3D; I say 3D is a fad that will die out like it has at least twice in the past. I suggest contacts because they're superior to glasses in every way. They're cheaper, you don't have to worry about breaking them or losing them (a pair of disposables is about $5), your vision doesn't cloud when you walk into a building from outside in the cold, you can see in the rain, you can mow the lawn without sweat covering the lenses, etc.

      There are no advantages of glasses over contacts whatever. I know, I wore glasses for over 40 years before getting contacts (and ultimately surgery).

      Getting a prescription for contacts or eye surgery seems like a ridiculous hoop to jump through just to get a marginally improved picture of "Step up."

      If contacts only marginally improves his vision, he doesn't even need glasses.

    28. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by aamcf · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are no advantages of glasses over contacts whatever.

      Apart from the fact that glasses can correct some vision problems that contacts cannot.

    29. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The disposables I had cost $20 for six pairs, that's $200/yr. Most people, especially younger people, have to get their glasses lenses changed yearly. The exam (since insurance wouldn't pay for an exam for contacts) was $75.

      Laser surgery probably would be cheaper in the long run, depending on my myopic one is; it isn't for everyone. If you're young and your vision keeps changing, it may not be long before you need to get relasered or have to use glasses again anyway. And if you're too nearsighted, laser surgery won't correct your vision enough to not need glasses.

      I finally got an implant in my left eye after some prescription steroids caused a cataract in that eye (it started with an infection; I've been prone to them since youth). You can focus with the new ones, and my vision went from 20/200 to 20/16 at all distances (they don't, of course, guarantee that; they say "99% of patients have 20/25 vision or better).

      I don't even need reading glasses now, and I'm 58.

    30. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what you mean which is why I didn't bother with Avatar. The last 3D movie I saw was My Bloody Valentine which wasn't *that* bad for that sort of movie but the hassle of wear cheap ill fitted glasses over my normal glasses sucks. From what I can tell I was more susceptible to looking at it wrong and not getting the full effect because the glasses don't set properly and move easily. They need to come up with a glasses-less system or keep a supply of clip-on glasses like you can get with sunglasses.

    31. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Contacts are the fix you want. After wearing glasses for years 6-18 useful peripheral vision was something new.

    32. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > big long ass url here.

      You cut the link at the first & ... like so...

      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16815235002

    33. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by bangwhistle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've worn glasses since I was a tyke. I wore contacts when I was younger and worried that glasses weren't "attractive" but now find glasses easier to care for than contacts. I have several pair with different looks, including sunglasses and all are multifocal. If 3D really catches on and one technology is settled on, it would be nice to go to the optician and buy 3D glasses with prescription lenses. Going to the movies - take along your 3D glasses. You wouldn't need multifocal lenses, UV protection, tints or anything fancy. I could see them costing less than a typical pair of everyday glasses. Indeed when home 3D TV hits it stride, having a prescription pair would be a no-brainer.

    34. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If contacts only marginally improves his vision, he doesn't even need glasses.

      I meant that 3d is only a marginal improvement. It's just a not-so-cheap gimmick. A 3D movie is at best slightly better than a 2D version of it.

      There are no advantages of glasses over contacts whatever

      Dry eyes, sensitive eyes, fears about touching one's eyes, cosmetic value (to some people), personal preference, cheaper, less time in the morning and evening, headaches, and aamcf's point, just to name a few.

    35. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by thygate · · Score: 1

      Jeez, get some freaking contacts then ..

    36. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Tycho · · Score: 1

      The "prism correction" actually causes the eye to aim down or up and left or right from its uncorrected condition. Before I had a prism correction added to my glasses I had trouble with eyestrain and splitting headaches near my right eye. My right eye didn't want to aim properly. What is unfortunate is that the necessary prism correction for a pair of glasses can change more frequently than insurance allows for, sometimes more than once a year. My eyes let me know when a change is needed with splitting headaches.

      As for 3D glasses, I found that at a demo setup that nVidia's 3D glasses with actively polarizing lenses worked acceptably. These are essentially the same as the glasses used for 3D home theater setups. At any rate, my only technical complaint was that I had trouble with the right lens not polarizing. This may have been due to damage to the glasses or some other issue. I still have complaints as to the cost and value of a setup with glasses and a monitor.

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    37. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      If you require dailies, then yea, it's probably pretty expensive. But the last time I bought glasses it was $200 for the frame alone, and that was close to ten years ago. Meanwhile, one pack of contacts runs $20...so $40 for both eyes. One pack lasts me at least 6 months (I frequently wear them longer than recommended because it's usually well over a month before they start bothering me if I use decent solution). So figure $80 a year...that's $240 for three years. I don't recall the cost of getting the lenses for that pair of glasses (I was in middle school at the time), but I'd imagine the price difference is not going to be too great. Of course, you also have to buy solution for contacts, but that's $10 a year at the most. But then again, I also never had a pair of glasses for more than two years, and the contacts are a hell of a lot more comfortable and convenient. And contacts are great if you're at an age range where your eyes are changing frequently - since you reorder every few months anyway, you can get a new prescription whenever without having to throw out an extra couple hundred bucks for new glasses.

    38. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      At least you can SEE 3D. Some people have only one working eye and will never see 3D. You could always pop the frame off the 3D glasses and clip the 3D lens over your normal glasses.

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    39. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by macshit · · Score: 1

      ... and of course there's usually not much stopping you from wearing them much long than that -- I've worn my current frames for ~15 years just 'cause I really like them, and I knew a girl that wore frames she inherited from her father!

      As for aesthetics, that's obviously very subjective; I kinda dig chicks with glasses ... I just ... like them. (a friend recently got lasik and stopped wearing glasses, and it was a little sad... something distinctive was lost.)

      To summarize: Glasses rule!

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    40. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      I'm glad most 3d movies also play in 2d at the same multi-plex. This allows people with one eye, or who just don't like 3D, to see nice clear, 2D movies.

      $3 seems like small premium to pay for 3D, but tix up here are $12.00

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    41. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      I prefer glasses to contacts as contacts, even the new soft ones with better oxygen permeability, make my eyes go very red after only 2 or 3 hours. So I have to wear the 3D glasses over my glasses. Maybe it depends on your glasses, but wearing the 3D glasses over my regular glasses has always worked just fine for me.

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    42. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      YMMV. Not all the 3D glasses in the theaters are the same. Some are big-ass polychromatic Dolby things. Others are cheap polarized glasses which are only half-designed to go over the top of normal glasses.

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    43. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Get contact lenses. They're cheaper than glasses and you might even get laid.

      Bullshit. My wife and I have both worn corrective lenses since childhood, and have very similar vision problems.

      You're implying that just because you are married we should believe that you are also getting laid?

    44. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by V!NCENT · · Score: 0

      Well for some it's 'pokeing' their eyes twice a day versus social difficulties and inconveniences like going to the movies with someone or putting on a helmet if you have a bike, etc.

      Might wanne keep that in mind.

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    45. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Get contact lenses. They're cheaper than glasses and you might even get laid. ... I wore glasses until I was 50, when I fonally got contacts.

      And now you're a crotchety old man who is making fun of people on Slashdot for wearing glasses. Do you feel like you've had a productive life?

      (by the way, contacts are a pain to take care of, and my girlfriends and wife have all told me I look cute with glasses)

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    46. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That used to be true, but no longer is. There are contacts that will correct astigmatism now, whereas just ten years ago iinm that was the one thing you still needed glasses for.

    47. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by aamcf · · Score: 1

      No, it is still true that glasses are needed for some corrections - at least that is what my optician told me not so long ago when I asked him if I could get contacts instead of glasses.

    48. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I wore glasses most of my life. I got contacts and life was better. You're just an angry young man who takes advice as insult. I'm not making fun of anyone.

      Grow the fuck up.

    49. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Painted · · Score: 1

      What if you absolutely, truly, 100% hate poking your eyes every day a few times? I tried contacts when I was about 20, and in almost every way they were fiddly, painful, irritating contrivances that had only one* advantage over glasses- they were easier to put my motorbike helmet on than the glasses.

      Couple that with the fact that unlike wearing glasses, every scrap of dust that the wind could pick up now blew straight into my eyes makes me wonder how anyone could wear contacts for any other reason than vanity.

      There are no advantages of contacts over glasses whatever. I know, I've worn contacts before switching back to glasses. Other than vanity, of course.

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    50. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, what condition? I thought that astigmatism was the only one that (until recently) couldn't be corrected with contacts? If it's astigmatism, you need to see a different eye doctor, one that's up on recent developments. Hell, you can get contacts for astigmatism at WalMart Optical, if you can get them there any competent eye doctor should be able to supply you.

    51. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by aamcf · · Score: 1

      It's because I need prismatic correction as well. The contacts would have to be about 5mm thick to correct that. I also have astigmatism and a degree of longsightedness too. I can get contacts that would fix those, but I'd still need glasses for the prismatic correction.

      I'm sure there are lots of other conditions (or combinations of conditions) that mean you can't wear contacts. Simple longsightedness combined with a chronic eye infection springs to mind.

    52. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, you don't poke your eye; you gently place the contact on it. You mentioned dust, I never noticed that, but I did notice that glasses trapped smoke underneath the lenses.

      When you were twenty? How long ago was that? I had the same experience; I couldn't stand them, they hurt like hell. But that was a long time ago; I'm 58 now. Here's what I wrote about getting contacts in a /. journal about an eye surgery (bolding the advantages of contacts over glasses):

      When I was a young man, I tried contact lenses. I couldn't wear them, it felt like there was glass in my eyes.

      Contacts were made of glass back then. Yep, I'm gettin' old.

      But glasses were such a bitch. If it's raining, you can't see. If you're mowing the lawn in the hot sun, sweat covers your glasses and you can't see. If you walk inside on a cold winter day your glasses fog up and you can't see. They get dirty and you can't see.

      If you get hit in the face with a baseball you can't see.

      By my mid 40s I noticed I had to pull my glasses down my nose to read.

      One evening I walked downtown in a drizzle, looking forward to a drink or three and listening to some live music. I got downtown, went in the bar and sat down. I grabbed a bar napkin and started wiping the rain off the lenses.

      One of them popped out of the frame, skittered across the bar, and went underneath a 3,000 lb cooler.

      Damn!

      I tried to work the next day; no good. One lens wouldn't cut it. I knew they had eyeglasses at Wal Mart and figured they'd be faster than anybody else, so I took a bus down there. Drive? You wanted me to DRIVE like that??

      They did an examination, and said they could have a pair of glasses in three days.

      THREE DAYS??? Jesus H. Christ! I can't go without glasses for three days!!!!!

      "Would you like to try contacts? you could get contacts today!"

      Just try 'em? Why not, sure?

      The lady showed me how to put them in and take them out. After fumbling for a few minutes I got one in my eye - and it didn't hurt! And I could SEE!!! WOW!!! No more glasses!

      Since the surgery I don't need corrective lenses at all. I probably should wear a contact in my right eye, but I don't bother.

    53. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the education, I just looked up prismatic correction. The astigmatism and presbyopia can be corrected by contacts (they have bifocal contacts now), but not strabismus. And of course, if you have chronic eye infections it won't help either.

      But for most people, in my experience contacts are far better in every way. They're not as good as lens implants, but I might have hesitated getting a needle deliberately stuck in my eye if I wasn't almost completely blind in that eye anyway.

    54. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not making fun of anyone.
      Grow the fuck up.

      Not making fun of anyone? Nope, no one is laughing at anybody but you, but apparently you have no problem making yourself look and sound like an idiot

      Grow up old man, it is about time ;)

    55. Re:Cyclops, use your eyebeams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wear glasses everyone in my family wears glasses. My father and grandfather are optometrists. No benefits from glasses?

      Ever been close to a board with an exploding capacitor that was installed backwards? Those contacts would have done what to protect me?

      Or worse yet with the surgery I would have been protected how? Surgeries are irreversible. You get to hope the person doing one doesn't mess up.

      There are almost no bifocal contact lenses whereas they are common place in glasses.

      There are glasses lenses which can color in the presence of UV but no contact lenses do this.

      If your glasses are dirty you may have a hard time seeing. If your contact lenses are dirty you may get an infection up to and including loss of vision.

      There is no chance of your cornea getting insufficient oxygen when wearing glasses.

  3. It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d screen. by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1, Informative

    As subject, this just for lameness filter.

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  4. Give me black and white by SoupGuru · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd take a black and white movie/show with a decent story over Avatar and its ilk and damn day of the week.

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    1. Re:Give me black and white by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But fortunately for the rest of us, hollywood tries to make movies that most people enjoy, not just 01 or 10 people.

      If you're trying to figure it out still, you are in that "01 or 10" group.

    2. Re:Give me black and white by Fumus · · Score: 1

      Sin City was good.

    3. Re:Give me black and white by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Me too!

      In fact, I'd take a decent movie made by a group of enthousiastic amateurs over any move produced by "big media", anytime.

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    4. Re:Give me black and white by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...movie/show with a decent story...

      They quit making those in the middle of the last century.

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    5. Re:Give me black and white by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the content of the story doesn't have to be good. People often go to expos to see new technology, and not to take it home and play with it. The same thing can be said of some video games and movies. You have your preference, and others have theirs.

      How many FPS games are successful based solely on graphical technology, while adding nothing to the genre? Surprisingly, a lot.

      I may anger a few people, but I'd say that the movie Jurassic Park had a sub-par plot. Science creates monsters, they run amok, and their creators along with some innocent bystanders try to get away with their lives. Yet, it was one of the my most favorite movies, and was a hit among the masses, because it was the first time CG actually looked good alongside live action.

    6. Re:Give me black and white by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Why you didn't think Pokahon... Err Umm Avatar was a good movie.

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    7. Re:Give me black and white by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd take a black and white movie/show with a decent story over Avatar and its ilk and damn day of the week.

      Get off my lawn, you damn kids!

    8. Re:Give me black and white by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of JP was anamatronic. I don't think it was the CG by itself that did it.

      The plot itself isn't anything special, but it's overly reductionist to just say "science creates monsters". These weren't any hollywood monsters. They were fucking dinosaurs. Many of us here have seen the skeletons in the museum and wondered what the live animal would be like. That's what this movie did, and that is why it was successful.

    9. Re:Give me black and white by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and damn day of the week.

      Which day of the week are you damning, and why?

    10. Re:Give me black and white by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I like having ability to choose from either. We have plenty of awesome B&W movies. I see no reason we can't have 3D movies to pick form as well and not every movie has to an epic awesome story. As someone with movies ranging from To kill a mocking bird, À bout de souffle and Lawrence of Arabia to Point Break, Speed and Bad Boys I appreciate all of them and they have their time and place.

    11. Re:Give me black and white by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      What is awesome is in at this time, perhaps more than any other, we have the choice of both types and that is much better than being stuck with one or the other.

  5. Make the 3D fad go away by FrankSchwab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sorry, I have yet to see a movie in 3D where 3D provided anything additional to my movie experience other than a headache.

    I watched Avater, and was distracted from the movie by the places that the 3D effect broke up badly. Of course, I get distracted by the film reel change indicators also.

    Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D? Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it? Does anyone here feel that its a useful addition to a movie? /frank

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    1. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by Beardydog · · Score: 2, Funny

      I do. I absolutely can not get enough 3D content. I suffer through Red/Cyan anaglyph just to do my gaming in 3D. I've only seen two movies in 3D, as I'm fairly offended by the price (especially after the article, which I think made Slashdot, about non-sterile glasses, covered in cooties), but I hope to get my hands on a second projector soon, so I can chop up my cootie-encrusted theater glasses and live out my darkest, most polarized fantasies on the nearest reflective surface.

    2. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by brasselv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D?

      Because otherwise you have no reason to upgrade your Blue-Ray player.

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    3. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by GameMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I get distracted by the film reel change indicators also."

      That, right there, should be all the clue you should need to tell you that your are abnormally over critical.

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    4. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      I'd need to buy a blu-ray player first, before I could upgrade it.

    5. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched a few scenes of U23D, that was a completely different experience then anything I have seen before.

      It actually made you feel to be on the stage with the band, completely different from a normal concert registration.
      Also Bono was so nearby it was a little bit too intimate for my taste, which is also something different from what I've felt before in a movie theater.

      From this I think, if we get passed the gimmick of 3D, it can be used for dramatic effect and actually add to the emotion of a movie.

      Also U23D was shown in the theater of the IBC (International Broadcasting Conference) so it was probably setup perfectly, so I did not get a headache. Also the people who made U23D spend a lot of time getting the 3D composition correct.

      I have also been to 3D showings at normal theaters and they felt like they were pulling my eyes out of my sockets, this was caused probably by both a convergence issue at the theater, and bad 3D composition in the animations.

    6. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by nephridium · · Score: 1

      Apparently enough people think otherwise. You picked Avatar as an example: a movie that has already grossed 750 MILLION and is set for a re-release later this year (with a crummy 8 minutes of additional footage - really?), because apparently people haven't seen enough of it yet.

      And in the case of Avatar it's definitely not because of an elaborate storyline, character development or any deep philosophical underpinnings - this movie works solely because of the visual effects - without those people would simply put it down as a mediocre rehash of Dances with Wolves in Space and wouldn't even give it a second glimpse.

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    7. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by nephridium · · Score: 1

      Little amendment - the 750 million figure was for the US alone - worldwide we're talking about "$2.7 billion in theaters alone" (for my second link) - and I'm sure Bluray sales won't be too shabby either.

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    8. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D? Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it?

      because they're young and refuse to learn from history. 3D has come as a fad periodically during my life; I have a 3D movie on VHS (usues the two color cardboard glasses). The 3D at Epcot is impressive, but I agree with you that it doesn't and won't add to the experience.

      As to why they think you'll buy it, how else are they going to get you to shell out on a new TV?

    9. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by cynyr · · Score: 1

      how about 4k2k video? or the one using displaylink, or lightpath, or both, the one with 10Gbit ethernet, the one with Netflix2 or $COOLVIDEOSTREAMING, or the one that plays back files from UPnP with as much format compatability as mplayer/ffmpeg/vlc, the one with all of the above. So yes there are lots of reasons I would upgrade my bluray player(I currently have a ps3), but 3d with glasses isn't going to be one of them, and I'd still need a new TV to boot.

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    10. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by brasselv · · Score: 1

      Mate, I'm afraid you may not be the average person.

      Tell a random guy in a shop to spend 300+ bucks for "additional format compatibility" - good luck with that :-)

      Then try: "with this, you can watch Avatar as in a movie theater". Which one do you think sells better..?

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    11. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Of course, I get distracted by the film reel change indicators also.

      Damn "Fight club." Now I can't stop noticing those either.

    12. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by iamnobody2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Avatar was insanely succesful without having a great plot, or acting, or anything besides great visuals. I liked Avatar, but don't see many others pulling similar feats off in the future, without a little bit more meat to the movie, like good acting and a decent plot. I don't think we've seen a movie that combines 3d with good plat and/or acting yet, so it's hard to say how audiences will react.

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    13. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I have yet to see a movie in 3D where 3D provided anything additional to my movie experience other than a headache.

      And your not the only one. OTOH, you also aren't the whole market.

      Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D?

      The movie companies kept toying with it because there appeared to be some interest in the market, but didn't use it frequently because the benefit didn't usually outweight the expense.

      Movie companies have started using it more as the technology has matured, because it has proven, more and more, to be worth the expense.

      It pays off at the box office.

      Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it?

      They probably don't. Believe it or not, you are not the whole of the universe, and the fact that someone makes a 3D TV with a $2,000 premium over conventional TVs doesn't mean they expect you personally to buy it.

      Does anyone here feel that its a useful addition to a movie?

      I think that -- like color, sound (whether its the difference between silent films and talkies, or mono to stereo, or stereo to surround, etc.), better frame rates, and lots of other things -- it can, used well, enhance the experience.

      And, like all the others, it can also be used in a way which adds nothing, or detracts from the experience, and whether any particular use adds, does nothing, or detracts, is subjective and a point on which different viewers will often have widely varying opinions.

    14. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by feidaykin · · Score: 1

      Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D? Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it? Does anyone here feel that its a useful addition to a movie? /frank

      They don't care if you want it or not. The studios want it because it allows them to justify an inflated ticket price. They can also tout it as a reason to actually go to a movie theater instead of waiting for the DVD/Blu-ray. An analogy would be when theaters moved to widescreen to compete with television. Did audiences back then really care about the dimensions or aspect ratio of the screen? Probably not. Myself, I think 3D has potential. For example, in Despicable Me, as the end credits role, the minions attempt to "escape" from the screen, using ladders pointed toward the audience, swinging on ropes, etc. Even though this amusing scene takes place as the credits role, it's one where the humor simply wouldn't translate well to 2D. Though it does seem obvious that 3D is an afterthought in most movies today, added only to increase revenue from ticket sales.

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    15. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by djp928 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has more to do with trying to get you into the movie theater. Theaters are desperate for a gimmick that they can market that will get people in the door.

    16. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, I have yet to see a movie in 3D where 3D provided anything additional to my movie experience other than a headache.

      I watched Avater, and was distracted from the movie by the places that the 3D effect broke up badly. Of course, I get distracted by the film reel change indicators also.

      Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D? Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it? Does anyone here feel that its a useful addition to a movie? /frank

      I'm with you Frank. I hated 3D when I first saw it as a kid in the 80's watching King Kong with those stupid cardboard glasses with blue and red lenses.

      It sucked back then and died out for a reason. This new revitilization is nothing more then Hollywood propaganda to Have an excuse to charge you more for less.

      Plus this B.S. of having to put on glasses at home to watch TV is idiotic. Give me 2D any time!!

    17. Re:Make the 3D fad go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's bollocks. Why would they care about making you buy new hardware? They just want a "premium" feature so they can charge you more for the film, or even persuade those on the fence to watch/buy it over the other films. The movie industry (except Sony) doesn't have an interest in the hardware you buy, and for Sony, their Blu-Ray player (the PS3) will play 3D with just a firmware update.

  6. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by ViViDboarder · · Score: 1

    It, the movie, is not 3D, but you, the viewer, are seeing Three Dimensions. If your brain is perceiving Three Dimensions, does it really matter?

  7. Depth of Field by MBCook · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Call me back when they fix the depth of field issue. The whole scene needs to be in focus so that when my eyes aren't looking at precisely what the director wants, my eyes don't try to focus on something that can't be focused on.

    Then Ebert is really against 3D because of how much darker the picture is, when normal movies are already projected too darkly half the time.

    At this point, it still seems to be a gimmick. I remember reading that 3D ticket sales had fallen from 85% (or so) of ticket sales in some of the earlier 3D movies this year to ~40%. Clearly, people are realizing that it's usually a scam for an extra $5 from you.

    Cameron worked on it for 10+ years. Nolan explicitly fought against making Inception 3D because he didn't think it would work. There is no way the no-name director of American Pie 7: Bagpipe Retreat is going to do 3D well.

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    1. Re:Depth of Field by Z_A_Commando · · Score: 1

      Call me back when they fix the depth of field issue. The whole scene needs to be in focus so that when my eyes aren't looking at precisely what the director wants, my eyes don't try to focus on something that can't be focused on.

      Unfortunately, I'm not sure if optical technology is capable of this. Each "eye" of a 3D camera has to focus on something by its very nature. Where this doesn't apply is with CGI. The only movie I've ever seen in 3D was Toy Story 3. While it wasn't worth the extra cost to see the 3D, 3D meant everything was in focus so you could look anywhere on screen and not just where the director wanted you to look.

    2. Re:Depth of Field by john83 · · Score: 1

      Call me back when they fix the depth of field issue. The whole scene needs to be in focus so that when my eyes aren't looking at precisely what the director wants, my eyes don't try to focus on something that can't be focused on.

      I'm unclear: is this a problem you have specifically with 3D, or with cinema in general? Every imaging system has limited depth of field. What you're asking for is technically impossible except in animated films.

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    3. Re:Depth of Field by Beardydog · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the 85% may be at least partially due to hype, saturation, and (I suppose to a much smaller degree) technical details.

      Avatar was hugely hyped. No other movie since has had so much energy poured into its marketing, particularly focusing on the sweeping majesty of the 3D. I watched in on a crummy screen, in 2D and was so horrified by the film itself that I have no plans to see it... but a kajillion people did. As a science fiction film, it also appealed more to the types of people interested in 3D, and technology. Shrek: Forever After appeals to a lot of people who just don't are about the 3D, or aren't even aware of the option.

      Additionally, several of the movies that came out shortly after Avatar were "faked", with 3D added once the film was in the can. As huge fan of 3D, I am not willing to sit through a film stuffed with someone's idea of appropriate parallax. I want accurate parallax, dammit, or I want no parallax at all.

    4. Re:Depth of Field by GameMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a big fan of 3D, but I have to agree with you on the depth of field thing. I've gotten used to it, for the most part, but when I started watching 3D films, I had the same problem you did. I suppose that this would be an easy thing to fix for 3D rendered films (Shrek, Toy Story, etc.) but for live action films it will require new cameras with infinite focus.

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    5. Re:Depth of Field by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      What you're asking for is technically impossible except in animated films.

      100% CGI for most movies will be standard sooner than you think.

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    6. Re:Depth of Field by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Informative

      With a standard movie, when your eye can't focus on something it just files it into 'pattern on wall' and ignores it. In 3D, your eyes think they should be able to pick out objects and focus on them (because they can switch parallax to them), but they can't.

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    7. Re:Depth of Field by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It IS a gimmick. Note that there is absolutely nothing new about the technology. We've been able to do 3-D since the stereoscope (invented 1838). We've had the ability (and actual existent hardware) to do it with polarized glasses for decades. The old style color based 3-D from the '50s works as well as it ever works on a standard old color television (and so, with a regular DVD player or VHS).

      Note the distinct lack of clamor for any of that for decades on end. Note that the 3-D bluray COULD render the 3-D content into the old-style red-blue 3D so it can work on a regular TV. They're not interested in that since it would mean less drooling early adopters paying through the nose for a 3-D TV.

    8. Re:Depth of Field by profplump · · Score: 2, Informative

      In films that don't pretend to be 3D there's no conflict between the parallax and my focal distance, so I never have any reason to attempt to focus at some other depth. In fact, the limited field of focus is often used to show differing distances, to help make up for the lack of real depth information.

      Plus it's *not* impossible to capture a re-focusable image -- you just need to capture the entire light field as opposed to the 2D projection of the light field captured by traditional photography. While not in common use, such devices actually exist: http://graphics.stanford.edu/papers/lfcamera/

    9. Re:Depth of Field by mangu · · Score: 1

      Then Ebert is really against 3D because of how much darker the picture is, when normal movies are already projected too darkly half the time.

      Blame the "digital" mania on that. Films used to be exactly that, films made of some plastic through which a *strong* light was passed.

      With digital projectors, where light passes through an LCD, that light must be dimmer because the blacks would be washed out, no LCD has as much contrast as film.

    10. Re:Depth of Field by CaptBubba · · Score: 1

      You can select aperture, focal length, and focus position such that you end up with a distance past which everything is in focus. This is called a hyperfocal distance. It would require some major changes in the way you film, for example close-up shots would be very difficult and the lower aperture values require more light. Or you can just attempt to have either everything within the depth of field, or so far out of the DOF that it is just a total blur without any distinguishing features to draw the viewer's eye.

      But there is one real major problem with 3d and focus: It removes a major tool in the filmmaker's toolbox. Think about a horror film shot which is focused on the protagonist, and something moves in the background. Is it as suspenseful and scary if everything is in focus and you can immediately see that it was just a branch? How about where the director racks focus from one object to another, drawing you through the scene? Try either of those in a 3D film and you are sure to cause headaches as people's eyes try to figure out what to focus on.

    11. Re:Depth of Field by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Large depths of field, or see http://www.hizook.com/blog/2009/06/26/computational-cameras-exploiting-megapixels-and-computers-redefine-modern-camera and the talk there for how to play games to get low f-stops for non-grainy pictures and large depths of field at the same time. If you notice, most pictures taken with your cell phone camera tend to have a large amount of the picture in focus(excluding the motion blur parts).

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    12. Re:Depth of Field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not technically impossible, you just need really bright lights. See Pinhole Camera

    13. Re:Depth of Field by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Call me back when they fix the depth of field issue. The whole scene needs to be in focus so that when my eyes aren't looking at precisely what the director wants, my eyes don't try to focus on something that can't be focused on.

      I'm unclear: is this a problem you have specifically with 3D, or with cinema in general? Every imaging system has limited depth of field. What you're asking for is technically impossible except in animated films.

      In a regular movie, the whole screen registers with one depth, so an out-of-focus section doesn't have a better (or worse) depth than an in-focus section. In a 3d movie, at least one section of the screen has correct depth and focus, which makes the other sections that have correct depth but wrong focus bewildering.

      Imagine if you were walking around and I could decide what was in focus for you. As long as we both were thinking the same thing was interesting, there wouldn't be a problem. The issues come up when I am sure you want to look at something, but you find something else to be interesting (if even only for a moment).

      The sweeping battle scenes in Avatar where foreground characters are repeating the tired lines about the difficulties of the battle's progress where what made me intensely aware of the issue. Having spent six years with the Marines in a field infantry unit, I wanted to look at the battle. Since that was behind the main characters, you could see the battle behind them at the correct depth, but it was permanently out of focus. Such an effect was quite disorienting, and I realized that 3d movies have a particular limitation; they punish you for not following the focus the director intended.

      With 2d movies, the interesting bits probably won't be in focus either; but at least looking at them won't inflict pain.

    14. Re:Depth of Field by ooshna · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about there is only one thing that will be in 3d in the new American Pie movie and thats the tits. You would know that if you seen any of those shitty flicks.

    15. Re:Depth of Field by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Call me back when they fix the depth of field issue. The whole scene needs to be in focus so that when my eyes aren't looking at precisely what the director wants, my eyes don't try to focus on something that can't be focused on.

      Then Ebert is really against 3D because of how much darker the picture is, when normal movies are already projected too darkly half the time.

      Hey, you got my top-two beefs about 3D in the theatres. The last one is the inter-ocular distance that the movie is shot at - it has to be an approximation for all but a lucky few.

      I predict this will finally all be solved with a camera that has a very wide array of sensors, which records many (say 32) angles and software that will be able to interpolate any given IOD on-the-fly. This will be coupled with personal viewing lenses (LCD or some sort of Microvision-like system) that can be of sufficient resolution and brightness for each eye.

      The movies will have to be shot with infinite depth-of-field for it to work. Some will go this route, others will stick with 2D for the artistic sense that forced-perspective allows - the genres are fairly self-apparent.

      The only good 3D will be personal 3D, not theatrical. Due to all the funding for 3D coming from the desire for theatres to remain relevant, this tech will probably appear slowly, and most likely in computer games before movies.

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    16. Re:Depth of Field by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ...except that cinemas don't use LCD, they use DLP so there's no problem with the blacks.

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    17. Re:Depth of Field by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      ... normal movies are already projected too darkly half the time.

      Blame the "digital" mania on that. [...] With digital projectors, where light passes through an LCD, that light must be dimmer because the blacks would be washed out, no LCD has as much contrast as film.

      Entirely false: All decently recent cinema-class digital projectors use DLP, a reflective technology
      without any absorption in the projection path - which also enables them to render perfect black in theory.
      In practice, there may be some stray light effects, but contrast is way superior to any transmissive technology.

      A three-chip system (i.e. no rainbow effect) can absolutely stand up to film with respect to image quality, and easily
      surpasses the ordinary n-th generation copy high-speed replication process film strips that make it to the cinemas.

    18. Re:Depth of Field by john83 · · Score: 1

      That's refocussing by post-processing, not infinite depth of field. In each of their processed photos, there are objects in and out of focus.

      As an aside, I've not read their paper, but that device has to have a large number of pixels per microlens, meaning it's significantly lower resolution than an equivalent camera without microlens, something they've ignored in their comparison photos.

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  8. Why not? by sirwired · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your current vision system consists of a pair of 2D image sensors (a.k.a. your Retinas)... so I don't see why the mere fact that the screen is 2D should be an absolute obstacle to re-creating the parallax that makes your 2D vision into 3D.

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    1. Re:Why not? by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1, Troll

      NO NO NO NO NO.

      It is NOT 3d, it is NOTHING LIKE 3d.

      The "object" that I am viewing (the flat, 2d, screen) is a fixed distance from my eyes, the parallax for EVERYTHING displayed on the screen, and the focal length for EVERYTHING displayed on that screen is the same.

      This is as "3d" as those optical illusions are "motion". eg NOT.

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    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: focus.

      Yes, the images provided to the eyes matches the images they would see if they were actually staring at a 3D object, but the eyes must focus on a fixed depth, because the images are actually 2D. This means that where there's one of those reach out and touch the audience effects, your eyes will try to focus on the apparently nearer object, but fail because the image is way back on the screen. This results in a headache.

    3. Re:Why not? by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's NOT just the parallax. That's just the part that is actually simulated. We ALSO get depth information from the eye's focus. That's why when you close one eye and look around, it doesn't look exactly like looking at a picture of the room.

      Note that the parallax is only simulated. The distance between the eyes matters. The 3D camera system just takes a reasonable average separation and calls it good.

      Part of the headache is that the parallax says there is a varying depth, but the focus says it's flat.

      Try getting around with one eye closed and the other dilated by the ophthalmologist and you'll 'see'.

    4. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have I got some bad news for you.

      All we ever see is a 2d image. In fact we see 2 of them! Our brains just happen to be very adept at interpreting these two images as a single 3d composite. So I'll see you pedantry and raise you to the fact that what we really see is a composite of two finite pixel arrays.

    5. Re:Why not? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Your current vision system consists of a pair of 2D image sensors (a.k.a. your Retinas)

      It also contains a lens that focuses (if you're under 40) which has an additional 3D effect; your brain knows how far something is away by its focus. In a movie, you're not using your eye's depth for field to discern distance, the camera's lens does.

      The retina is a very important part of vision, but the brain is the organ that actually sees, and it doesn't just use data from the retina, it also uses data from the nerves that control focus and the nerves in your iris that adjust your eyes' aperture.

    6. Re:Why not? by iamnobody2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You seem to be awfully emotionally invested in this. Take it easy, you'll have a heart attack. Go see a movie, maybe on of those cool new 3D ones.

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    7. Re:Why not? by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. He is correct. Close one eye and shift your focus from something very close to something distant. Everything out of focus is blurry. In a 3D movie, the focal plane of everything (NOT the parallax, but the actual distance at which the image will be sharp and in focus to your eye) is at the same distance.

      There are two different attributes of 3D: Focal distance (how far away it actually is) and parallax (how much it appears to move if you move your head, or perceived by one eye vs. the other).

      Parallax is easy to simulate and gives a very strong sense of 3D; focal distance is impossible to simulate (using current technology – it’d require a hologram) and gives a very weak sense of 3D, at a distance. Focal distance is almost a non-factor for distant objects. For near objects, it is much more noticeable.

      The key – to doing 3D well, and not causing headaches – is to not cause objects to seem so close to you that the focal distance should be significantly different than it really is. Yes, that means you can’t do your lame jump-out-of-the-screen effects. Too bad, so sad...

      Of course the other huge headache-inducer is when the producer decides to play with the lens effects to limit the range of focus... and then half the screen is horribly blurry. If you didn’t want to look at the blurry parts, you’re fine... but as soon as you want to look at something blurry, your eye starts trying to focus on it and can’t. In other words... this can be done, if it is done carefully and the audience only looks at the foreground. However, you had better be damn good at making your audience look where you want them to or else they’ll all hate you.

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    8. Re:Why not? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      However, at any reasonable distance the focal distance isn’t really a factor... setting the f-stop on a manual camera, for instance, you hit the “infinity” setting pretty soon on most lenses. The main thing is that filmmakers should avoid using pop-out effects that appear to be so close to you that your brain is trying to shift focus for a very near object and just makes it blurry.

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    9. Re:Why not? by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's a big point as well. Cinematography for 3D is almost completely unexplored and there is little doubt that the techniques need to be different. The same scene that is visually stunning in 2D will be headache inducing and cheezy in 3D. Nobody really knows HOW to do a movie well for 3D.

      There's a reason most 3D movies done so before this year are creature features. Nobody expects much of those anyway.

    10. Re:Why not? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it's time to take a break and step out of mother's basement for a breather.

    11. Re:Why not? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The f-stop is the aperture, not the focus. The smaller the aperture the larger the F number and the larger the depth of field. Depth of field is the distance that is in focus. There is no "infinity" in a camera's f-stop setting; if there is, you bough a camera from a company that doesn't understand f-stops. Most cameras will go down to f16, which gives a very wide depth of field indeed, but it's by far not "infinite" as the focus setting of "infinite" is.

      If filmmakers shot with very bright light, using a tiny aperture (f-32 or smaller), the headache problem would go away, but that's not what I was saying. Your brain assembles much data into its 3D picture, including the eye's focus and aperture. "3-D" film doesn't account for this, nor can it. We won't have true 3D until we get holographic movies. With a hologram, your eye actually does use the eye's "rangefinder" as well as stereoscopy.

    12. Re:Why not? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was trying to think of the name of the setting for focus on a manual camera and f-stop was what I came up with. You’re correct, the f-stop is the aperture (more specifically, it’s a function of both the aperture and the inherent focal length of the lens).

      I meant to refer to the setting for focus, which is typically a continuous adjustment that usually goes from quite near to infinity (depending on the lens). It’s been a while since I used a manual camera and I can’t remember what it’s called... I guess it’s just called the focal distance, and as that’s much too obvious I’d forgotten it.

      In this lens, the aperture/f-number is the bottom set of numbers (adjusted by rotating clicks between the lower ring and the middle one) and the focal distance is the upper scale in the white box (adjusted by turning the topmost ring, which turns smoothly without clicking).

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  9. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by iammani · · Score: 1, Informative

    As far as your eye knows it really is 3D (if it is wearing 3D glasses of course). So for all practical purposes it can be called 3D.

  10. They are missing the biggest factor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest problems with current-technology 3D is FOCUS. With 3D glasses, your eyes correctly converge to look at a near object, or diverge more to look at a far object, but the focus of your lens is still fixed to the distance of the screen. This unnatural coupling between convergance distance and focus distance is the biggest factor that makes current-generation 3D painful.

  11. I love 3D stuff by Kurru · · Score: 0

    I wear glasses and love 3D stuff! Really adds to the feeling of being there imho, sure it sucks having to wear a 2nd pair of glasses, but it sucks more having to wear 1 pair of glasses in the first place. tldr; 3D = good & people love to complain

  12. Solution is at hand by MoeDumb · · Score: 1

    Removable 3-D contact lenses! It would make zillions for the inventor. I don't imagine they'd be too hard to make either. As a prescription item, 3-D contacts would be the perfect solution and do away with any more need for 3-D glasses. It's just too bad I can't patent my idea.

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    1. Re:Solution is at hand by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What would be the point? The only problem with contacts are putting them in and taking them out, and you're only going to want to wear them when you're watching a movie. Plus, the only two types of 3D they would work with is the old red/green tech and the newer but still damned old polaroids. I'd suggest contacts to correct your vision, 3D glasses for movies, and sunglasses for outside in that big blue room with the fusion lamp.

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  13. Of course its not the tech's fault. by Kitkoan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's the chief instructor for the Sony 3D Technology Center, so of course he'll tell you its not the tech's fault. Its his job to make sure people don't go against this technology. Its all about PR and the millions/billions of dollars invested and wanted to be made from this. Its like when a cellphone loses signal when you hold it in the wrong way, its not their products fault, it's the users fault because to admit "Hey, we screwed up" will cost much more money then to try to trivialize the problem and hope people will shift blame from the real issue (the tech itself).

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    1. Re:Of course its not the tech's fault. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      He is biased and the technology isn't perfect and probably partly to blame but I'd tend to agree with him. Just within one movie you can have varying quality of 3D effects. With the technology we have you probably can't just do any shot in 3D and the film industry will have to learn how to use it to its fullest.

  14. Porn by jamesyouwish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 3D technology will only proliferate when the porn industry adopts it.

  15. Buzz also explained why 3D glasses are here to... by Servaas · · Score: 1

    Does it start with an M and ends with a Y?

  16. 3D will die...again by BetterSense · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just hope that it dies before it starts to change the way cinematographers shoot movies, because they are under pressure to make the movie '3d-able'. Composing a film for 3d is an entirely different paradigm compared to the decades/centuries of NORMAL filmmaking and cinematography. I bet in future decades, when people watch today's movies without the lame 3D glasses, everyone looks back at pictures from this era and wonder why everything is composed in the center of the frame, with deep-focus effects and limited pans and zooms.

  17. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not true, the point of view does not respond to changes in head/eye position as it would with a 3-dimenstional object. Your eye can tell that it's not perciving things that really exist in 3 dimensions because of that.

    That's probably the cause of the eyestrain. Your eyes keep moving and altering focus to try and sort out whether what you're seeing a 3-d object or not (it seems 3-d but doesn't respond like it's 3-d)

  18. 3D TV is another ball of wax... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it?

    I agree with the view of this being nonsense. Last I heard, there was all of one 3D-BluRay movie. Really, how many times does someone want to watch Monsters vs. Aliens? I can't even think of anyone I know who watched that movie in the theater in 3D, so I'm not sure why someone would buy a 3D TV to watch it in 3D at home...

    And sure, they are promising that more movies will come out in 3D, yet the movies that do so well in 3D in the theater (Avatar, Clash of the Titans especially) are then released only in 2D on Blu-ray.

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    1. Re:3D TV is another ball of wax... by amentajo · · Score: 1

      the movies that do so well in 3D in the theater (Avatar, Clash of the Titans especially) are then released only in 2D on Blu-ray.

      *sigh*
      It's released in 2D on Blu-ray so that people who want to see the movie at all buy it now. Then, at a later date, (probably when 3D TVs are more common) it'll be re-released in 3D to get as many people as possible to buy both versions of it, where they otherwise would have only bought the 3D version if it were available now.

      Right?

    2. Re:3D TV is another ball of wax... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      the movies that do so well in 3D in the theater (Avatar, Clash of the Titans especially) are then released only in 2D on Blu-ray.

      It's released in 2D on Blu-ray so that people who want to see the movie at all buy it now. Then, at a later date, (probably when 3D TVs are more common) it'll be re-released in 3D to get as many people as possible to buy both versions of it, where they otherwise would have only bought the 3D version if it were available now.

      That is one possible explanation. But on the other hand, why would they expect people to buy 3D TV sets when there are (almost) no 3D movies available to watch in 3D?

      On top of that, every 3D set that I have seen advertised so far requires one pair of (expensive) glasses for every person who wants to watch the movie in 3D. And you can buy quite a few Blu-ray titles for less than the cost of another pair of glasses, so I don't think that having more 3D movies available will do much to eat into sales of 2D Blu-ray movies.

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    3. Re:3D TV is another ball of wax... by EdZ · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, there was all of one 3D-BluRay movie.

      A cursory Google turned up at least 19, not including 'coming soon'. I don't doubt there are more available.

    4. Re:3D TV is another ball of wax... by Pandur77 · · Score: 1

      3D tv or 3D content... This is a bit like the good old problem: What came first? The chicken or the egg.

    5. Re:3D TV is another ball of wax... by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are waiting to make more movies until the 3D technologies improve because of all these complaints we have. Chances are if people are shelling out a couple grand for these things, as well as a bunch of 3D movies to watch on it, and then it fails to impress, and hurts the eyes, and all that, maybe it would sour people to the technology, making it a lot harder to get people to buy when technology improves.

      If instead they only release a movie or two, then only the people that are obsessed with having the next new thing will buy it, and they of course won't be dissapointed no matter how much it hurts their eyes because it's the next big thing.

  19. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mirrors. Completely flat. Such good 3d that people have been known to walk into them by accident.

  20. Re:Buzz also explained why 3D glasses are here to. by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

    Only if more than two humans manage to have a completely differently behaving brain. So no...

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  21. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by GameMaster · · Score: 1

    The term "3D", in this context, is referring to the simulation of the experience of viewing the scene in the video as being three dimensional from the standpoint of the viewer. It makes perfect sense and this crap argument is just an incompetent attempt at pedantry.

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  22. Maybe by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it's not the 3D that gives you a headache, it's the plot (or lack of it).

    OK, they ran out of the safe room they had found, and into the scarey laboratory with the evil monster, split up, ripped up/off their clothes (always necessary), and then started randomly pressing every button in sight, and jumping into the first dark room they could find. Why should I be surprised that something bad happens to them? [Noise from banging my head on chair in front of me] Why should I get a headache? [bang! bang!]

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    1. Re:Maybe by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, they ran out of the safe room they had found, and into the scarey laboratory with the evil monster, split up, ripped up/off their clothes (always necessary), and then started randomly pressing every button in sight, and jumping into the first dark room they could find.

      I am intrigued by your plot, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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  23. Bloody hell.... by the_hellspawn · · Score: 1

    Just reading this story and the comments gave me a headache.

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  24. So... by ledow · · Score: 1

    So what they're saying is that it's an inherent failure in the current design of 3D technology - that there is no way to make a movie look good in 3D without explicitly having that in mind all the time. So it's like spam email - the inherent flaws in the current 3D technology mean that there's nothing can be done about filmmakers abusing it, or doing it poorly, or not doing it at all?

    That's got me convinced then - I won't ever buy the current generation of 3D. Thanks, "Buzz" and Sony, you made an already-certain decision of mine even more concrete.

  25. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Maarx · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you, by definition, be walking into yourself? I can't quite wrap my mind around what's going on here.

  26. Seriously? 3D still believed to be the future? by Voidburn · · Score: 0

    Why in the world, now that we have gorgeous 400Hz LCD screens with amazing contrast and colors, would I want to go and ruin it by using a technology which makes images look worse? Not to mention the mandatory shaded glasses that absorb a good portion of the screen's light. I mean, seriously, who's buying it?!

    I was hoping all the fuzz about it would be dead by now.. what is this, the third time they try to push this tech into the market? I sure hope this is another fail and the last at that!

    1. Re:Seriously? 3D still believed to be the future? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      now that we have gorgeous 400Hz LCD screens with amazing contrast and colors

      Looks like someone buys a little too much into those made-up marketing figures about 10 billion:1 contrast ratios or 80 billion colors that they put on LCDs. If anything, the new 240hz and 480hz TVs look worse than the older LCDs. I don't want to watch everything so that it looks like a live-action soap opera, thank you very much.

    2. Re:Seriously? 3D still believed to be the future? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      You can turn the effect off, you know.

    3. Re:Seriously? 3D still believed to be the future? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Or I can, you know, just buy a TV that doesn't look like ass and comes at a premium to look like ass to boot?

    4. Re:Seriously? 3D still believed to be the future? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      You think you'll still be able to 2-3 years from now?

      I expect 120hz to become the standard "minimum" maximum refresh rate. You're worried about your 30 fps stuff looking dumb from artificial motion compensation you forget about all the folks who want to watch 24 fps films at actual framerates. A 120hz cycle allows both to run at even multiples (with the effect turned off) if one wants.

  27. Re:Buzz also explained why 3D glasses are here to. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it, masturbatory.

  28. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please, that's not remotely true.

    Watch Avatar. Now try to focus on something that's out-of-focus in the background.

    "WTF", your eyes say, "I know I'm *supposed* to be able to bring that tree into focus, but I can't!" That's because it's *not* 3D. At best, its a fragile optical illusion.

  29. Center composition for SDTV by tepples · · Score: 1

    I bet in future decades, when people watch today's movies without the lame 3D glasses, everyone looks back at pictures from this era and wonder why everything is composed in the center of the frame

    Part of framing shots with a huge overscan has nothing to do with 3D and everything to do with SDTV. SDTV has a 4:3 display aspect ratio, and cinema is closer to 7:3, so "reformatting to fit this screen" cuts off a horizontal area that adds up to roughly the height of the picture. Even though VHS is dead, cable TV is still around, and secondary TVs in houses are still standard-definition. They could pan-and-scan, but that tends to look artificial for several reasons: jerky starts and stops in the panning motion, panning motion at 60 Hz is uncannily smoother than the film at 24 Hz and lacks motion blur, no attempt to synchronize pan movement with camera movement, etc. And they still have to frame the shot with the expectation of part of it getting cut off, which means pushing things together.

    1. Re:Center composition for SDTV by sixsixtysix · · Score: 1

      and at the same time more and more channels are finding it easier to just letterbox.

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  30. I blame the movie content by zero_out · · Score: 1

    My first 3D movie experience was The Last Airbender. I don't think it was the 3D that gave me the headache, but the really bad acting and butchered storyline. And also the 3D. It seemed like 99.5% of the movie was 2D, with only a small handful of brief scenes actually being in 3D, which were done poorly. The Legend of the Guardians trailer was much more interesting that the movie we paid to see, both in content and 3D effects.

    1. Re:I blame the movie content by ebuck · · Score: 1

      My first 3d movie was one of the "Ice Age" films. The story was what you would expect; a mind numbing experience unless you're under 12. Leaving the theater my senses were appropriately dulled by the slow action and glacial story line progression, yet I still had a headache.

      For those of us who know why I might be watching such a film, I can say that the subsequent multiple watchings in 2d didn't remove the dullness of the action or speed up the glacial story line progression. Fortunately, the post-Ice Age stupor in 2d doesn't come with a complimentary headache.

    2. Re:I blame the movie content by frizzantik · · Score: 1

      lol I was blown away by that trailer too.. the movie i was watching, not so much

  31. Your brain can tell the difference. by Inominate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We use a more than binocular vision to see things in 3d. One way is moving our head position, though in a movie theater this isn't really a big deal. Another important way is by focus. This is one reason why 3d movies cause headaches. When they gimmick out to make things "pop out" of the screen, the image our eyes see doesn't match up with how our eye wants to focus on it.

    There's nothing really wrong with 3d movies, it could potentially add something. The current state of 3d movies however is to pack the movies with distracting "HOLY SHIT IT'S 3D!" gimmicks that add nothing.

  32. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mirrors. Completely flat.

    My mirrors are convex, you insensitive clod!

  33. The solution actually isn't that difficult... by ProppaT · · Score: 1

    I'm no expert on this, but I have a feeling that doubling the framerate might help substantially. The eye strain for me, outside of convergence issues, is the severe motion blur. I think the main issue with this "fix" is that current 3D projector technology can't run at double the framerate...and that's where the "tricks" and the "good 3D" comes into play. The hardware is limited, so they're having to come up with work arounds to make something that looks bad look better.

    When I can watch 60fps 3D (we're talking about 60fps per eye, not 30fps per eye) I might bite. 24fps film makes me queasy enough during action screens...

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    1. Re:The solution actually isn't that difficult... by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      I think the main issue with this "fix" is that current 3D projector technology can't run at double the framerate

      Current 3D projector technology actually can run at six times the frame rate.
      They project at 144Hz, alternating every film frame three times, resulting in 72Hz
      for each eye. Of course, this still leaves you with 24 frames per second displayed at 72Hz
      in theaters.

      Note: Frame rate and display rate aren't the same, even if the former is often used instead of the latter.

    2. Re:The solution actually isn't that difficult... by gabuzo · · Score: 1

      Actually the Real3D DLP projector are already running at 144fps for 72fps for each eye. Unfortunately if you want to get rid of motion issues you need a source with more than 24 fps. This is what had been done by Showscan: the result was amazing. As capturing motion at more than 24 fps is resource consuming and will probably introduce issues to downgrade to consumer mediums I doubt there will be any change in this direction before long.

  34. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by anstice8 · · Score: 1

    That's not true. Your eyes themselves only see in 2 dimensions. Depth is perceived after the brain has processed both images. The glasses allow you to obtain 2 different images in each eye, and if pulled off correctly your brain won't be able to tell the difference.

  35. cameras and training... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the cinematographers who are mostly self-employed in the industry, and have to buy something the size of a closet so it can hold two cameras...and then expect to move that thing attached to you with a steadicam rig.

  36. gets blurry half way through by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 1

    I can't be the only nerd in here who gets artificial butter all over the lenses by the halfway point of the movie. Popcorn salt doesn't do much for them either.

    1. Re:gets blurry half way through by vlm · · Score: 1

      I can't be the only nerd in here who gets artificial butter all over the lenses by the halfway point of the movie. Popcorn salt doesn't do much for them either.

      Look on the bright side, however bad it is now, it'll be even worse when the Pr0n industry goes 3D.

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  37. Circular-polarization contact lenses for 3D by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1
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  38. accurate 3D is boring by yyxx · · Score: 1

    3D movies exaggerate the 3D effect in order to impress. Actual, accurate 3D would be pretty boring, because anything more than a dozen feet away would be basically little different from a flat projection.

  39. Easy way to test by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Are there more reports of headaches from watching "Step It Up 3D" than "Avatar"?
    Compare with headaches from the 2D versions...

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  40. Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a recent long now foundation seminar (http://www.longnow.org/seminars/, Jesse Schell for those interested) a professor of game design pointed out that Stereoscopy was invented in the first half of the 1800's. Alfred Hitchcock played with it before deciding that he couldn't use 3D to accomplish anything meaningful. If anyone were interested, we could have started having every singe image presented in 3D starting over 100 years ago. But we don't because after the novelty wore off, living in that world would be incredibly annoying. (Pop-up ads would probably be grounds for murder.)

    Maybe this time the kids are going to start doing it, but I'm guessing not so much.

  41. re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OT: How are people with amblyopia supposed to watch 3D movies?

  42. A guide to 3D display technology by crf00 · · Score: 1

    TechCrunch actually gave a very detailed explanation on how 3D display technology works. Everyone who wants to know more should read about this.

  43. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d screen

    Go to a play, then.

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  44. Long Exposure = Headaches by relikx · · Score: 1

    I was recently a subject in market research around 3D televisions specifically, we watched 3 2-hour World Cup matches with a small break in between each. By the end, it was just too much...now granted I can't say another pair of glasses could have helped things some but the reason 3D won't catch on like HD is because it only works well in moderation.

    1. Re:Long Exposure = Headaches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen a screen that works at home yet. All of them have bleeding problems from one eye to the other. I've heard of some places trying to run the screens at 240Hz and inserting black frames to try to get around this. Some some AVC MVC encodes that I've done using AVISynth and its subtitle feature makes this problem very apparent (show text to the left eye only, close the left eye and you will see a ghost of it in the right eye which isn't a decoder problem because it goes away when playing in 2D).

  45. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by EdZ · · Score: 1

    I'd point out that all you ever see of the world is a pair of 2D images, but if you want to get nit-picky....

  46. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Close. The primary cause of the headaches is that the parallax angle doesn't match with the optical focus.

    Your body is wired to have your eyes focus close up when your eyes are crossed substantially (pointed at something close) and focus far away when they are not. With 3D movies, anything that doesn't appear to be roughly in the same plane as the screen is going to cause headaches because your eyes are converging on something closer or farther away, but focusing at that distance. As long as your primary action occurs mainly at the screen depth and there is minimal activity in front of it to cause you to converge your eyes unnaturally closer than the screen, you shouldn't get headaches (assuming the glasses aren't too tight).

    I'm assuming that we're talking about passive 3D here (polarization-based). The active systems (alternating fields) cause even more headaches because of how much more they depend on persistence of vision.

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  47. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No CGI! :p

  48. Very close to my personal gripe by ebuck · · Score: 4, Informative

    Exactly. That's why I hate 3d movies, before I get the possible headache.

    With 3d movies, since the screen is still flat, only one item can be in focus at any given time. The items in focus are those in the plane where the action is typically taking place, but sometimes something interesting is happening in the background. Attempts to view the background have you focusing on something that will never come into focus. This causes eyestrain and an uncomfortable visual feeling.

    Most of the time people want to see what the director wants them to see; however, there were several scenes in Avatar where I wanted to look at the squad tactics in the background. It was quite disconcerting to know that they were permanently rendered out of focus.

    If there wasn't part of the screen being rendered with tricks to simulate depth, I doubt I would have been so put off by the other parts of the screen failing to simulate depth in the same way.

    1. Re:Very close to my personal gripe by davew666 · · Score: 0, Troll

      how's that different to 2D movies where the background is out of focus?

    2. Re:Very close to my personal gripe by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      With 3d movies, since the screen is still flat, only one item can be in focus at any given time.

      Incorrect. Example: A mirror is a flat surface.

      You are correct that focus is a big problem. This is caused by the camera lens during recording. (Or added for effect in 3D graphics)

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    3. Re:Very close to my personal gripe by eozh · · Score: 1

      That's a good question. It seems that something inside our head has evolved or learned to turn off auto-focus when looking at 2D images of 3D objects. But when we see a stereo picture, the auto-focus is back on, and fails miserably.

    4. Re:Very close to my personal gripe by eozh · · Score: 1

      Mirror is flat, but it faithfully reflects everything in front of it, so the eye can still focus on the objects that are near and the objects that are far.

    5. Re:Very close to my personal gripe by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      I have a hard time, in my gut, accepting that our brains have evolved anything specific to 2-dimensional image processing whatsoever. It might just be our training over our life, in which case, we are simply suffering because we are human relics, soon to be obsolete and replaced by our children that grew up with 3-D movies and have no problems with it.

      People had a lot of problem with color when it came out too. Complaints included "realer for the sake of being real", "too real", "gimmicky"...

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  49. Big issues with 3D by DrXym · · Score: 1
    1. The tech is immature. The specs were only finalized in the last year or so. Consumer equipment is likely to be half baked, non-optimal and very likely to improve in subsequent generations. Why buy a TV now which is likely to be superseded soon enough?
    2. Expensive. 3D TVs command a large and largely unjustifiable premium over a standard 2D TV. 3D is mostly image processing and should have little cost impact on the price of sets. But it does. Give it a few years and 3D will be a standard feature of mid range TVs.
    3. Glasses. Active shutter glasses are expensive and there seems to be zero effort by manufacturers to adopt a single standard for glasses. Even if individual TVs have different refresh rates & other parameters I don't see why these can't be formalised into a specification.
    4. Glasses again. Glasses are dorky and an impediment to the format. Maybe they are a necessary evil for the time being but that doesn't change the situation. People don't want to wear glasses to watch TV.
    5. Gratuitousness. 3D could make a movie better, but most of the time its tossed in as a gimmick. That includes Avatar where 3D was literally the reason the movie even existed. The best use of 3D will be the movies that use it in subtle ways that enhance the viewing experience rather than launching objects at the user and so forth.
    6. Content. What content? A handful of mostly CG films are not much of an incentive for the format. Worse, I expect that the dearth of content will spawn the son-of-colorization with classic movies turned into 3D for purely gratuitous reasons. How long before Casablanca 3D?
    7. Content again. Cable / Satellite operators like Sky are boasting of impending 3D channels and charging a huge premium for them. Sky (and others?) claim the 3D works on existing STBs. This implies that both right & left eye images are squeezed into a single frame and the TV recomposes them. That anyone there is no such thing as HD 3D and probably won't be for as long as the platform exists.
    8. Games. Consoles are not powerful enough to properly support 3D. I'm sure the PS3 will give it its best shot but the reality is either the resolution or framerate will have to suffer.
    9. Greed. It's still early adopter territory and the prices reflect that.

    Eventually I think 3D will be a standard part of the viewing experience but I see little to buy into it now. Let some sucker early adopter pay 2x for their v0.9 3D implementation. Give it a few more years and the experience, the technology and the price will be far more appealing.

  50. You just need read 3D by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    Go outside, do some body.

    No movie can compare to being in your own movie.

    I was going to write something halfway intelligent about how they need to use mini LCDs over your eyes and track your focal point and run that back through the computer so everyone gets their own frame tailored to their focal point. Or, more cheaply, several possible focal points that are pre-rendered and then stitched together based on your focal point. It would go along way to make it more immersive. I hate the fact that the director controls the focal point. "Look at this now!", the fascist art director orders me. "You will look a this, or you will see blur!" I personally like looking around the background.

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  51. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by slashdotjunker · · Score: 1

    It's not 3D, and it can never be 3D because human eyes are unable to collect 3D data. Human eyes collect 2D images only. Our brains perceive 3D environments by interpreting 2D images. This is in contrast to, for example, bats that can actually acquire 3D data by echolocation.

    Enough with the nitpicking, now I will explain why you are still wrong even if we set aside the physical data acquisition issue. Humans perceive 3D by two main methods: stereopsis[1] and parallax[2]. Stereopsis is the synthesis of depth from binocular images. Parallax is depth perception by comparing relative motion from two different monocular images. Stereopsis is limited by the binocular separation distance. Therefore, we use stereopsis up close, and parallax far away. "Up close" can mean anywhere from 10 meters to 700 meters. This reference[3] has a short, easy to read treatment of various factors that affect stereopsis range.

    Executive summary: 3D movies will never be really 3D because they cannot simulate parallax.

    [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereopsis
    [2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallax
    [3] http://arapaho.nsuok.edu/~salmonto/vs3_materials/Lecture14.pdf

  52. I've become disenchanted with theatres lately... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the major theatre chain up here in Canada has started adopting the policy of having pre-made bags of popcorn for concession, instead of scooping it for you while you wait, and have the customer put popcorn topping on it themselves at a nearby booth.

    While I can agree that this may speed the lines up, it's annoying for people who like the popcorn topping "layered" in the bag.

    My wife wrote to the management to compain about this new policy and we were sent two complementary popcorn tickets for the next time we go to the theatre.

    AAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!!

  53. Glad we asked an impartial expert... by chaboud · · Score: 1

    Buzz Hays, from the Sony 3D Technology Center says that the 3D isn't a problem, just the techniques involved in making it?

    Sorry, but what that really means is that the visual vocabulary available to filmmakers using pseudo-3D is limited because of the risk of eye-strain.

    Why? Because this isn't actually 3D. It's stereoscopic, but the ability to focus at different depths is not available to the viewer. Depth-of-focus and stereo convergence being in sync is something that our brain learns to do at a very young age (first few years of life). Making 3D films to avoid giving headaches means making films to minimize the breakage of this every-day principle. Artistically, that sucks, and even the best executions of this are going to cause headaches in some.

    Every reader here should have called BS as soon as they read where Buzz Hays works. Culver City, for those who don't know, is the home of Sony Pictures. They'll happily sell you on the idea that 3D is totally awesome and totally safe if it means a few more bucks of margin.

  54. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

    I'd like to point out that the image your eyes send you "is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d" retina.

  55. 3D can't give you headaches by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Real life is in real 3D* and it's all around you every day.

    The problem really is bad technology that tries to re-create a pseudo-3D effect via two flat 2D images with a fixed viewpoint.

    * Note to cyclops and other one-eye beings: even if you can't see it, it's in 3D anyway.

    1. Re:3D can't give you headaches by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

      Real life is in real 3D* and it's all around you every day.

      Really? So everything happens at the same instant (or not at all)?

      I want to make a movie and market it as being in 3D. In fine print, it'll say "2 spatial, one temporal."

  56. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. 3D currently tricks the mind into thinking it looks like 3d using the glasses, however your mind knows something isn't right because the subtle tilt of your head, the location of the sounds (even in surround), the movement of your head from side to side while you're sitting there, the depth of field, and a million other subtle hints that your brain has evolved to use and has learned to use throughout the course of your life tell it 'hey, this looks wrong, not really sure why, but something isn't right'.

    Current gives you a view from the perspective of the camera that appears 3d if you can get over the subtle cues that tell you otherwise.

    As the original post said, you can't get 3D from a 2D object and while you can trick your brain into thinking it is for the most part, your brain is still aware something isn't right.

    For reference: People with non-binocular vision can still perceive depth and '3D' in the real world, and it utterly fails to work at all in movies because their mind has learned to pick up on cues OTHER than binocular vision.

    A single EYE may see in 2 dimensions if you want to boil it down to generic general statements, but thats just ignorant because a single eye is only a small part of a much large equation that turns into depth perception.

    The same is true for sound, which is why wearing headphones when playing FPSes works better. The sounds location moves with your head so the subtle movements of your head in relation to the speakers you would listen to otherwise which would not move in relation to your head.

    Your mind may be too stupid to pick up on it, but mine isn't. I doubt yours works any different than mine, one of us is just more observant ...

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  57. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    that doesn't have to be the case. that is seen in some scenes where the film makers fell back to old techniques of drawing your attention to what they thought was important. I agree they are jarringly noticable. There are other scenes where the full depth of the field is 3d simulated and your eyes do have to bring the two images together differently for forground vs background elements.

  58. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should read about how mirrors work when you have some free time.

    Hint: Objects in a flat mirror can be brought into focus just as if the mirror were not present and you are looking directly at the object. Mirrors bend the whole wavefront other than in the cinema where most of it is missing. Try holography.

  59. What about hyperfocal distance? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    If the screen is beyond the 1/2 hyperfocal distance of the human eye, then your brain isn't getting any distance information from the current focal length of your eye. That means all the information your brain has to rely on is parallax, which can be readily (if imperfectly) simulated.

    The one source I could find (admittedly not much) said that this distance was about 11 feet. Meaning that in all but closest seats, the focal length of your eye is not a problem.

    While the parallax is only simulated, done properly, it can look decent.

    The big problem I had with Avatar was my eye trying to focus on objects that were out of the depth of field of the camera. It didn't give me a headache, but it was distracting. This was only an issue in close-up shots.

    SirWired

    1. Re:What about hyperfocal distance? by sjames · · Score: 1

      It remains a problem if the parallax leads you to believe you're looking at something 0 to 11 feet away yet your eye must focus to 30 feet away to see the screen.

      The only way to avoid that would be to make sure everything is at least 11 feet away from the POV in the scene. Unless the POV is floating more than 11 feet off the ground that will be hard to manage.

    2. Re:What about hyperfocal distance? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      You guys keep using the word parallax, but from my understanding that effect is based on how the percept changes when the observer moves - which is something that you COULDN'T get in a 3D cinema (but I have seen simulated). 3D cinemas simulate disparity.

  60. Bah, 3D. by antdude · · Score: 1

    3D don't work with my eyes. The last time it worked was back in the 1980s/80s for Disneyland's Captain EO. My eyes went bad (near sighted) so nothing with 3D works for me. :(

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  61. Why Hollywood likes 3D... by nurbles · · Score: 1

    3D perception is a artifact of the mind, not much related to our binocular vision (I have only one functional eye and my depth perception is very good -- except in a movie).

    3D movies look great to minds not powerful and/or complex enough to detect the myriad flaws in the attempted 3D illusion.

    How many great minds are there in Hollywood again? I think their affection for 3D and even more, their belief that it does (or even can) work is more proof that Hollywood is filled with exactly the kind of fools many of us have thought were gravitating there in the first place.

  62. Drama queen is drama queen. by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's such a strain to wear an extra set of glasses for a couple of hours a few times a week (at most)? I think not. (Yes, I know what I'm talking about - I wear glasses every waking hour too.)

    Take your karma whore drama queen act elsewhere.

  63. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by jlehtira · · Score: 1

    Watch Avatar. Now try to focus on something that's out-of-focus in the background.

    "WTF", your eyes say, "I know I'm *supposed* to be able to bring that tree into focus, but I can't!" That's because it's *not* 3D. At best, its a fragile optical illusion.

    Exactly. That's what I found most disappointing about 3D. Normally I've been looking at the scenery too, but I think this wonderland movie was much more mushy than stuff in 2d movies ever is.

  64. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    And then my brain punishes me by stabbing pains behind the eyes.

    I have the same problem FPS games. Back in the early 90's, would only start getting a headache after playing Marathon for more than 12 hours. Once Quake II came out, was down to about 4 hours game time. Finally, Quake3/Unreal Tournament was only tolerable for an hour or so. Gave up on FPS and now just play SMAC/X over and over and over again.

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  65. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, that's not remotely true.

    Watch Avatar. Now try to focus on something that's out-of-focus in the background.

    You're not doing that experiment right.

    Go to watch Avatar. As the movie goes, take off your glasses and start asking people if they give a f**k which is more semantically correct name for this. You'll notice not a single f**k will be given.

  66. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by fullfactorial · · Score: 1

    Depth Perception is the operative phrase here.

    In humans, visual depth perception emerges from a combination of cues:

    1. monocular
    2. binocular
    3. motion

    Traditional "2D" movies already have most of the monocular cues necessary for depth perception. Without them, you wouldn't be able to tell whether a car was driving towards or away from the camera. However, some monocular cues are missing. Within ~6 feet, "accommodation" can be used to tell you how near or far you are focusing, based on how your eye muscles are shaping your lens.

    What most people consider "3D" is just stereopsis -- presenting a different image to each retina. This gets you much closer to "real" depth perception, and is enough of an improvement to be "worth it" for a lot of applications (CAD, Hollywood movies, etc). However, it is missing "convergence," which is how much your eyes have to point towards each other to see an object.

    Read the Wikipedia article for the full list.

  67. Fixed Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why Bad 3D MOVIES, Not 3D Glasses, Give You Headaches

    The article that should have been written!

  68. Its the 70's all over again by ooshna · · Score: 1

    Look out next summer its JAWS 3D you will fear for your life as the shitty quality gives you a headache and the flood of b movies in 3D try to convince you seeing an ax or knife coming at you makes up for the extra $5 you paid to rent the glasses. You will be in awe at the horrible acting and even worst directing empties your wallet.

    1. Re:Its the 70's all over again by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      I'm looking forward to Nature Trail to Hell in 3D, part II, myself!

  69. can this be so hard to understand? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    not everyone has the same distance between his eyes...

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  70. No, they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_(film)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadows_and_Fog

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108052/

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109707/

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433383/

    Dare to say that any of those are bad.

    Also see http://listverse.com/2008/06/07/top-15-modern-black-and-white-movies/

  71. I hate 3D. Its just a Buzz costing me more money by Vamman · · Score: 1

    Nothing about 3D has improved my movie going experience. And how in the hell am I suppose to make out with that hot chick watching a 3D movie without taking the glasses off and missing the movie entirely. I used to enjoy the other factors in play of going out to the movies like oh I don't know.... social contact! These damn 3D movies are physically and socially awkward and since more movies have been coming out in 3D I have been going to the movies less often. I strongly believe that this 3D initiative is somehow related to the MPAA in an attempt to curb piracy or some other lame crap.

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  73. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    Watch Avatar. Now try to focus on something that's out-of-focus in the background.

    That's exactly right and what bugged the hell out of me when I watched that movie. Especially the first scene in the spaceship in the big open bay.

    To my understanding, this is 3d like old Nintendo games are 3d because of parallax scrolling.

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  74. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    Last year I had the opportunity to see a live 3D demo. The glasses had motion and tracking sensors and the image was updated based on your head position. An on screen dot determined what you were looking at and could bring any item into focus. What was neat was the ability to look under and around objects. Moving your head to the right, for example, would rotate the on-screen object. This really sold the illusion. The range of movement was very good too. There were times when I was looking down almost vertically just to see how far I could push the illusion. The target market was medical imaging, but the developers anticipate that similar technology could be used for games and maybe even implemented in the hardware itself.

  75. This can be overcome by sirwired · · Score: 1

    While the ground may be within 1/2 hyperfocal distance, if the shot is composed properly to keep the eye on the action (which generally is not occurring on the ground) then this is less of an issue.

    During close-up shots of objects at less than 1/2 hyperfocal, the 3-D effects can simply be "turned off" temporarily turning it into a non-headache-inducing 2-D movie.

    1. Re:This can be overcome by sjames · · Score: 1

      I'm watching a show in the background now. Thus far, there hasn't been a scene where the 3D could be turned on by that criterion, including the commercials and it's half over. Even in the outdoor scenes, the primary action tends to stay within 11 ft. of the apparent POV.

  76. Focus by fistcar · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem I had with Avatar was that everything in view was not in focus. My eyes were hurting after the first 10-15min before I finally realized why. It was because I was looking around trying to see all of the objects on the screen, and those objects were not in focus. My eyes were becoming strained because they were trying to focus on what appeared to be a 3D object that was not in focus to begin with. Once I just stared at the center of the screen that was in focus and ignored everything else my eyes felt less strain. I thought this caused the opposite effect of what Cameron was trying to accomplish with 3D. Instead of opening up scenes with 3D, I felt the scene was restricted with physical pain as punishment for looking around at an object in frame that was not the direct subject of the scene.

    1. Re:Focus by garethw · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your general premise that 3D doesn't really work because your eye & brain know that the "3D", well, isn't, the main problem with Avatar, IMHO, was that it was an unfathomably shitty story. Three-dimensional images, one-dimensional characters.

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    2. Re:Focus by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The exact same is true for 'normal' movies - background objects are out of focus. Damn!

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  77. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Man, that would be awesome. Wouldn't be very practical in a theater, of course.

    Then again, theaters aren't very practical to begin with. You're driving halfway across town, paying half again more (per person) than the DVD will cost to buy two years from now, and spending fifteen bucks on a tub of popcorn and a coke, all for the pleasure of sitting there in a chair that looks like some homeless guy peed in it, with a sticky floor, squeezed between two morbidly obese people while their kids sit behind you and throw popcorn at your head, all the while having trouble watching the movie for all the laser pointers and screaming children....

    Yeah, I watch movies at home anyway unless I'm on a date, and ideally, even then....

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  78. Not this stupid nitpick again by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Right, and your TV is not really in full color, because it can only show red, blue and green.

    Both reflect the fact that our eyes do not actually see in 3D, or in full color--our brains do. And our brains construct (or for real images, re-construct) this full color, 3D representation based upon sampling of limited color ranges of two 2D images projected onto our retinas. And if you give your brain that same information, by whatever means, it will construct that 3D representation for you.

  79. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Pandur77 · · Score: 1

    Reflecting light and projecting images on a flat surface are two different things.

  80. 3D has been around since the 1950's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it has not taken off really, since then. Sure, an AVATAR can make a global splash. But really, who cared about Monsters vs. Aliens 3D? Or Toy Story 3D? Or say, Clash of the Titans 3D?

    The problem is glasses, are required, for viewing in theaters. Just like MP3s drove more "lossy" audio codecs, to the horror of Jimmy Iovine (also earbud headphones), all those Iphones, Ipads, Netbooks, laptops, computers, existing TVs, DVD players, and the like, are going to drive frankly, portable video over "high-quality" ones including 3D. Look at some of those "personal TV" glasses that projected a screen onto glasses, "filling" your view. How well did they do vs. the no-fuss/muss video Ipods, and mobile phones, offering convenience a 12 year old could figure out?

    I don't see 3-D doing much more than a fad. Chris Nolan commented that it took decades of work, by Lucas and others, to get theaters to light the screens via powerful projectors, so movies looked bright not dark in the theater. Now, 3-D makes everything half as bright.

    The real kicker though is that Hollywood (seriously, it does) makes the lions share of its profits from toy sales and merchandising, not tickets sold or DVD sales or TV rights or all of that. Disney expects something like 2.8X gross revenue from global merchandising from Toy Story 3D, with toys, dolls, bedsheets, lunchboxes, vs. ticket sales and DVD sales and TV rights. Hollywood has become a giant toy commercial, because it can't make money off movies any more. The WSJ ran an article on global ticket sales, buried in the story was a table showing country by country breakouts for global box office. The US was first, with 33% or so, then Japan, at 7%, everyone else was lower than 5%! This includes China and India.

    There's just no way to collect from that many countries. Not even Sony or Canon sell to that many countries, and they have local dealers who have real incentives not to screw them over.

  81. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by macshit · · Score: 1

    The problem is that you live in an area with crappy theaters and crappy theater patrons; I guess maybe you live in the U.S. For you maybe it makes sense to watch at home.

    I, on the other hand, live in an area where theaters are large, very clean and well maintained, with comfortable seats, and the patrons are quiet and respectful (and thin!). Yes, even the kids. The theater experience here blows away any home system unless you have agoraphobia...

    Going to a theater is more than just technical superiority, it's a social experience. That can be bad if the other patrons are all jerks (or if you are a recluse), but it can very much enhance the experience if they're not -- shared laughter, the pleasant buzz of conversation on a summer's night before a late horror show begins (as you sip your beer!), the collective gasp of the crowd when the hero makes a narrow escape in an action movie. Even if you have friends over, it's an experience you simply don't get in a "home theater," and (along with a better viewing experience) makes seeing a movie in a real theater very much worth the price in many cases.

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  82. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. where do you live? It's one of the strange things, but I consider ticket prices to be very high. In my area (S. Florida, USA), it's about $10-$12 per person for the ticket. Inside the theatre, a crappy hot dog is $6, a bottle of water is $5, a pack of sugar candy is amost $5. For a family of three it makes no sense to spend $60 or more to see a movie at the theatre. Add to this the crappy seats, crappy patrons, and other horrors and I opt to watch movies on DVD or Netflix. It would be one thing if it was a cheap night out, but at those prices they can keep their movies.

  83. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Of course it's not true 3D, and nobody is pretending that it is. A more correct term would be stereoscopic cinematography. That's a bit of a mouthful however and a sensible abbreviation, stereo, is already taken by audio specifications.

    It also pays to keep in mind that all cinematic experiences are optical illusions.

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  84. What's wrong with both? by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

    B&W is a design choice, used to stylistically highlight the desired emotion of the scene. So are contrast, saturation, blur, framerate, depth of field, framing, sound effects, CGI, frame aspect, lens flares, 65mm negs etc etc - and so is stereo 3D. They're all simply different adjectives to a cinematographer. And just like all the others, 3D requires careful thought in its usage, and can be used, overused or abused.

    Nobody wants stereo 3D slapped on to films carelessly, any more than we want blur or lens flares or colourisation plastered willy-nilly just for the sake of a trend. Unfortunately we'll get a fair amount of that, but as filmmakers learn how to use it and the 3D industry matures, I see no reason it won't become just another tool in a director's toolbox, to be used when and only when it would support the story's impact.

    It's not just technical, action directors like James Cameron that think so, either, but respected, story-oriented directors like Martin Scorsese and Ridley Scott, who are both exploring what stereo 3D can add to their next films. I'd like to think that one day, we could even see a decent story, stereo 3D and black & white, all together in a very interesting film.

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  85. I'd pay $10 for glasses with two of the same lense by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    Here in Norway, I'm forced to choose between 3D in English or 2D in dubbed Norwegian for many films (certainly all children's films), so unless I was to lose about 90% of the experience of seeing a film like Shrek with Eddie Murphay, Mike Meyers etc..., I have to go see it in 3D.

    I HATE 3D! I HATE WEARING GLASSES! I HATE MY EYES BLURRING AND REFOCUSING AFTER NEARLY EVERY FILM CUT.

    Seriously, 3D should be reserved for crappy films which no one would go see otherwise. Films with good scripts and good actors and good productions can be shown on crappy old 8mm B&W film with scratches and they'd still be great films.

    So, if I'm force to sit with a pair of cheap crap plastic glasses squeezing the sides of my oversized skull, then at least give me the option of getting a pair of them with matching polarity for both eyes so I can filter out the 3D effect and actually enjoy the film.

  86. Marketing 3D by Christian+Henry · · Score: 1

    Why do the movie companies believe that we want 3D? Heck, why do the television manufacturers believe that I'm willing to spend 2 grand more for it?

    They, along with the electronics manufacturers, are hoping their marketing has convinced or will convince you to buy into 3D.

    If more people show interest in paying extra to watch 3D versions of 2D movies, those same consumers might show interest in paying extra for the 3D extras on Blu-ray discs, for 3D-capable TVs, etc.

    And, using word-of-mouth, they hope fanatical consumers will convert at least a percentage of the skeptics. The more converted skeptics, the faster the growth.

  87. Re:It is NOT 3d, you CANNOT get 3d from a 2d scree by eozh · · Score: 1

    You are right. For movies to be really enjoyable, the directors need to choose whether to use 3D or shallow depth of field - but not both. It also seems that only some people find it annoying. Many people do not find anything wrong with the current 3D movies.