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The Sun Unleashes Coronal Mass Ejection At Earth
astroengine writes "Yesterday morning, at 08:55 UT, NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory detected a C3-class flare erupt inside a sunspot cluster. 100,000 kilometers away, deep within the solar atmosphere (the corona), an extended magnetic field filled with cool plasma forming a dark ribbon across the face of the sun (a feature known as a 'filament') erupted at the exact same time. It seems very likely that both eruptions were connected after a powerful shock wave produced by the flare destabilized the filament, causing the eruption. A second solar observatory, the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory, then spotted a huge coronal mass ejection blast into space, straight in the direction of Earth. Solar physicists have calculated that this magnetic bubble filled with energetic particles should hit Earth on August 3, so look out for some intense aurorae — a solar storm is coming."
It's cosmic bukkake!
Fine, just don't get it in our hair.
actually, i kind of hope it is!
i could live a little longer in this prison
If we can land on this coronal-flare and drill a hole into it. Carefully placing a nuke inside the hole, we can divert it so that both halves will miss the earth and everything will be OK.
So now when the network dies tomorrow it really will be solar flares. So much for my running joke.
I don't believe in karma, I just call it like I see it.
No, Alanis, that would just suck.
The enemies of Democracy are
Something made out of iron?
sooo are you saying i should check out the sweet sunset that evening, or prepare for oblivion, or put on some sunscreen, or what? i beg your pardon, i'm just not sure what the proper reaction is when a huge coronal mass ejection blasts a magnetic bubble filled with energetic particles at me.
All organic life in the Northern Hemisphere is disintegrated at the subatomic level, Pacific Ocean boils away, Indian Ocean freezes solid, everybody in Uganda gets superpowers.
Wouldn't it be ironic if this solar flare knocks SOHO out of commission?
Only if it were to blow up a bus carrying the Phoenix Suns, on a Sunday.
It's just like they teach us in the movies.
You make a black man president and space tries to kill us.
who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
Not to be pedantic, but telegraph operators did drop dead during the Carrington Flare, if only because they were more or less attached to massive "antennas."
Moreover, the usual threat of solar storms is not radiation to people, but to the radio equipment that makes modern life possible. This one should only graze the
One should hope that bqt421 wasn't attached to massive "antennas" while posting this message.
Stop playing with that Sun, you'll put your eye out!
Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
If this were a typical science fiction movie, they would have an astronaut deflect it using a mirror made from a candy wrapper and a tongue depressor. When that, surprisingly, fails, the radiation will strike the Earth, waking Godzilla, who will then proceed to destroy Japan. Since I don't live in Japan, I say let him have his fun.
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
If a solar flare leaves the star Sol at 8:55am traveling at 540 miles/second and a plane takes off from Houston 9 days later, will the flight be affected by the solar flare?
No.
Heart stopped... death... comes swiftly... Must... hit... Submit!
The enemies of Democracy are
Rather, "must... preview... wait 5 seconds... hit submit!"
Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
The moon will also be knocked out of it's orbit, sending the doomed crew of British and American astronauts living at Moonbase Alpha hurtling through space and time, only to suffer horrible deaths at the hands of television executives a scant 48 episodes later.
Even if the answer was 'probably', most of the people on a plane out of Houston would probably chance it..
I expected a misstep or two with the takeover, but Oracle REALLY screwed up this time!
Do not look directly into the sun with remaining eye.....
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
tag... missing.... arrrrgghhh!!!!
I realise I'm not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, but I'm fairly certain waves do not become hurricanes ...
Weird, I had a dream this morning involving this theme, and I hadn't seen this story until after I woke up. In the dream, my game console was making a weird noise that wouldn't stop. I disconnected it, but it kept making the noise. Then I went into another part of the house and everything was making that noise, and there was no power. I thought it was an EMP or something from a nuclear blast, but then realized that would be very short, not continuous.