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400 Turns of Civilization V

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the but-what-about-the-grid dept.

Wes found a preview of one of the most anticipated upcoming releases by the inhabitants of my office: Civ V. It starts "This preview of Civilization V is incomplete. It takes more than nine Earth hours, you see, for the great Arabian empire — land of Mecca, Rio De Janeiro and Beijing — to assume dominance of the globe."

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  1. Just one question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    > It takes more than nine Earth hours, you see, for the great Arabian empire — land of Mecca, Rio De Janeiro and Beijing — to assume dominance of the globe.

    Why do you hate the USA?

  2. Civ V almost here. by riskeetee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to say goodbye to the wife and kids...

  3. I can't wait...... by drc003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to tell my wife: "Just one more turn" 15 or 20 times in a row before...


    ...she just gives up and falls asleep.

    1. Re:I can't wait...... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...to tell my wife: "Just one more turn" 15 or 20 times in a row before... ...she just gives up and falls asleep.

      You stud you. 3-4 more turns is good but 15-20 more. Wow!

      Wait you mean a game. Carry on.

  4. I liked to conquer the Chinese by tempest69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I always felt the need to conquer them two hours later.

  5. Great... by DarthBling · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... another installment of Civilazation. I already know I have the leadership skills of Dan Quayle. Do I have to be reminded again?

    1. Re:Great... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... another installment of Civilazation. I already know I have the leadership skills of Dan Quayle. Do I have to be reminded again?

      Props for mis-spelling a random word in a Dan Quayle joke.

  6. Re:I can't wait... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, that was just like the comment you made on your last turn.

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  7. Re:CIVV or CIV or CiV or Civ V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    CIV

    So this is the 104th game?

  8. if I had mod points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would mod you +IV Interesting.

    1. Re:if I had mod points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's change the slashdot moderation system to use roman numerals just to piss off Daetrin.

    2. Re:if I had mod points... by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfffft. You're just hoping for a +V Funny.

  9. Re:No not again... by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, you've even lost a vowel.

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  10. Re:Hex! by cowscows · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm about to blow your mind. In the previous versions, if you can figure out how to use the number pad (or mouse) instead of your arrow keys, you can move diagonally. Woah.

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