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Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex
An anonymous reader writes "According to OK Cupid's survey of 552,000 user pictures iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners. By age 30, the average male iPhone user has had about 10 partners while female iPhone users have had 12. By contrast, BlackBerry users hover around 8 partners and Android users have a mere 6. As the blog's author's wryly observe: 'Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren't just getting f*@ked by Apple.'"
yeah they didn't even mention the n900 (maemo) I cannot count how many times some nice looking lady asked me "whats that ? looks neat!"
I'm trying to find a link to the study that showed homoexual men have more partners and less long term relationships.
After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
Let's start an open source project to fix this miserable discrepancy.
Another way to look at the study is that iPhone owners are insufferable idiots not prepared to make the compromises necessary to stay in a long term relationship
What are you talking about? They've been faithful to Apple and AT&T for almost four years now.
Either way I hope they enjoy their HPV induced cervical cancer and other sexually transmitted diseases.
Well now you're just being jealous. You'd take 10 sex partners if you could get 'em.
They also didn't state whether it was heterosexual or homosexual!
Last week poll was about iPad users being rich and egoistical... and now about getting more sex? ;-P
To some it up, they get ditched quickly even though they appear nice on the surface, they really are one sided assholes
> One guy who marries a woman, loves her and has mind-blowing sex with
> her three times a week, is clearly ahead of some guy with an iPhone who
> had ten one-night stands.
You're not married, are you? :)
Dilbert said it best, let me paraphrase...
A 1000% growth of a really really small number is still a really small number.
Either way I hope they enjoy their HPV induced cervical cancer and other sexually transmitted diseases.
What? I heard if I went with Apple I wouldn't have to deal with viruses or infections!
Are you saying the birth control app is useless too?!?!?!?
Yeah, because everyone that has had multiple partners in the past gets STDs.
You sound like a public service announcement from the Eisenhower administration.
Slashdot still doesnâ(TM)t support Unicode after it was added to the HTML standard in 1997.
And thus can afford prostitutes more often then Android and Blackberry owners.
--- What?
This ignores the Coolidge Effect. Shortly, novelty leads to better sex. To quote the wiki:
Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
The birth control app never passed approval for the app store.
I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
"Wanna find someone for a one-night stand? There's an app for that!"
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Trust me, being widely known as an avid slashdot reader is a MUCH more effective form of birth control!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
I use my Palm.
No, that one actually works, though running the transmitter at maximum power runs the battery down fairly quickly (be sure to keep the phone in your "front" pocket for maximum effectiveness).
THAT explains why so many iPhone haters are on Slashdot.....
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I think It's pretty safe to assume if your on slashdot you probably haven't had experience with 10 one night stands in a single week.
I think it's pretty safe to assume that if you've had 10 one-night stands in a week, you don't live on the planet Earth, as there are only seven nights per week here.
... and then they built the supercollider.
> You're not doing it right. :)
Well, I do own an Android....
My guess is that partners call back the iphone users to arrange a repeat, but end up having so many dropped calls they just give up.
I'm an Android user, and I got laid last night. By a remarkable coincidence, so did my wife, and she doesn't even own a "smart phone"!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
I have a Droid for that purpose.
SSC
> One guy who marries a woman, loves her and has mind-blowing sex with > her three times a week, is clearly ahead of some guy with an iPhone who > had ten one-night stands.
You're not married, are you? :)
Given the smiley at the end of your reply, I'm guessing you're not either.
I'm sure they melt like butter when you mention how it comes factory loaded with xterm and all the software updates are via apt.
Here is an updated version of the graph, with the N900 included.