Nuns Donate Their Brains to Alzheimer's Research
Many Catholic religious orders are participating in a long range Alzheimer's disease study. Rush University's Religious Orders Study began in 1993 and tracks the participants' mental abilities through yearly memory testing. In addition to the annual tests, the study subjects agree to donate their brains. From the article: "The researchers sought members of religious orders, hoping they would be willing to donate and would not have children or spouses interfering with that arrangement at the last minute. More than 1,100 nuns, priests and brothers across the country representing a wide range of ethnic groups are taking part."
Are these really the brains we want as our basis for research?
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
Abby.
Abby what?
Abby Normal.
Nice trie, zombie scum! Your little charade won't fool me, you want this grey matter you've got to work for it. NO FREEBIES!
Rap his knuckles with a heavy wooden ruler. Don't think that's doing to do much for research.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
The nuns heard that helping science was a good habit to get into.
"I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference." - Dr. Cockroach
Given that the environmental structure is common to all persons at the location, it should remove some of the variables that exist and allow researchers to focus on the changes over time with regards to the disease itself rather than the differences that would be experienced with a geographical larger study.
Am I the only one who read 'Nuts' instead of 'Nuns'?
..Alzheimer is consequence of too much religious brain-wash?
As far as my grandmas go, going to the church too much does fry your neurons!
Brains were analyzed but no sign of intelligence was found.
And nothing of value was lost.
Blind Man!
How is their decision to stay in a religiously themed communal housing structure any different (from the standpoint of the cultural norm) from your decision to avoid sunlight and social interactions, and to live in your mother's basement collecting manga, video game paraphernalia, and a super huge collection of raunchy porn locked away on an encrypted filesystem?
These people are motivated by their religious precepts to help other people, and believe in a spiritual afterlife. As such, they are less concerned about what happens to their bodies after they die than some other people, and more concerned about how they can continue helping people after they are gone (at least the ones that aren't pedophile priests anyway). Their brains get Alzheimers just like everyone elses, and such a huge turnout (over 1000 individuals in the study, for something that requires you to donate your brain, is a pretty huge turnout) means that there is a considerable chance that significant findings could be obtained through the study. That kind of thing alone merits some form of hat tipping.
Why is everybody poking fun that they are all celibate, instead of praising them for their altruism in this respect? I mean, it's not like the average slashdot reader gets busy every friday night in his mother's basement you know. (no, Palmula Handerson and a bottle of Jergins doesn't count.)
Hey, finally those religious types are putting their minds to good use.
:).
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The whole process is annoying and gross and their doing it to help people. I'm no fan of Catholicism or the Abrahamic God, but they're doing good.
they weren't using them anyway. Oh wait... are they going to wait until they are dead first?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
U of Minn. researchers are doing the same (sort of) thing... here's a whole radio show about it!
http://blogs.wnyc.org/radiolab/2010/05/05/vanishing-words/
Apparently loss of vocabulary and sentence complexity (i.e. number of ideas communicated per sentence) are early warning signs for alzheimers. Agatha Christie's later works show signs that her capacity was dropping, too.
because of their sample selection. If religiosity is hard-wired in the brain http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/04/04/neurotheology/ then these researchers have selected a sample that will make their results applicable to... nuns and other religiodelusionals.
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
As someone with religious tolerance and have actually have worked with catholic Priests, Nuns, Monks, Bishops, etc... A lot of these people are Smart and have PHD and MDs in many areas of science and often with other areas of study as well. Don't let the traditional dress fool you, these people are actually well educated with sharp minds.
Just because you don't agree with their religion or religion in general, don't let yourself think for a second that these people are any less then you.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
The reality is that nuns are a very good group of subjects, since they not only donate their brains after death - which is essential in determining AD status, but we have full medical histories on them for many decades.
None of our current studies focus on religion. The major risk factors are genetic and linked to diet and lifestyle.
Thanks for helping, sisters!
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They weren't using them anyway.
Maybe that means they're in more pristine condition.
In an effort to help "find a cure" we're doing the same. But it means a little more to us than most because apparently, we have a family history of this illness. My great grandfather was said to have been "crazy." The reason is because he ended up living at the uni where he was teaching, he wouldn't go home anymore (in the 1800s). So everyone just left him alone and as he got older and more "crazy" he got worse. Eventually he did die (leaving a LOT of written works behind because that was his obsession (writing poetry and about historical figures) - probably due to Alzheimer's). So in the late 90's my grandma started to get squirrely too. Its pretty amazing that in about 3 years time someone can totally change. So now in her ~ mid 90s, she's nothing more than a 5 year old girl who you can't reason with, you can't control (she is too strong), doesn't feel pain (when she is hurt she doesn't complain), medicine doesn't take its full effect (our family is very 'resistant' to drugs and liqueur) and worst of all, doesn't sleep at night.
So for all those reasons and more, hopefully, she'll be 1% of what helps to "cure" the disease or help contain it.
My abilities are only limited by my imagination
The way I heard this story was that a group of researchers were seeking brains for the study of Alzheimer's and they got NONE.
This just in: according to the results of this research, Alzheimers is given by God as punishment for sins, such as molesting young boys, blowing millions (billions) of dollars on enormous houses of worship, and inciting hatred towards Muslims and sometimes even other Christian denominations.
How is their decision to stay in a religiously themed communal housing structure any different (from the standpoint of the cultural norm) from your decision to avoid sunlight and social interactions, and to live in your mother's basement collecting manga, video game paraphernalia, and a super huge collection of raunchy porn locked away on an encrypted filesystem?
Maybe it's got something to do with a diet of anything other than Twinkies?
if I were a zombie, I'd create a fake medical research facility and ask people do donate their brains.
But seriously guys, you are going way, way out there in this nun hate.
OMFG!!!
If only they started making pornography and donating the proceeds, both biological and monetary, to stem cell research... mmmm, delicious nuns...
Obama has already beat them to the punch. He's donated his brain to somebody, and he's still alive (I think)!
I was responding to a post that questioned using nuns, assuming the poster was objecting to the 'abnormality' of religious belief.
You respond by saying, that's not it at all, nuns make better test subjects. But he wasn't implying they were better, he was implying they were worse. I assumed he was referring to nuns religious beliefs as the reason not to use them. I guess I just don't understand your reply. You do not address my question: why did the original poster claim nuns would make bad test subjects? Your answer explains why they are good test subjects.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
How will they be resurrected for Judgement Day when their brains are missing?
Stick Men
G.T.F. Outttahere
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they are taking part to prove God causes Alzheimers like all other nice things...
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "Oh, we just got off Highway 101."
I was responding to a post that questioned using nuns, assuming the poster was objecting to the 'abnormality' of religious belief.
You respond by saying, that's not it at all, nuns make better test subjects. But he wasn't implying they were better, he was implying they were worse. I assumed he was referring to nuns religious beliefs as the reason not to use them. I guess I just don't understand your reply. You do not address my question: why did the original poster claim nuns would make bad test subjects? Your answer explains why they are good test subjects.
Ummm, yes...
He was probably just steering the discussion in the "correct" direction, as opposed to replying to your question.
testing out my trending skills
Meh, I'm agnostic myself. Actually, I'm not really agnostic or even athiestic. What do you call it when you don't even think the answer to the question "does God exist?" could possibly be important? Believe if you like, or don't, it doesn't matter. I just don't like it when people are needlessly and illogically antagonistic.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
What do you call it when you don't even think the answer to the question "does God exist?" could possibly be important? Believe if you like, or don't, it doesn't matter.
I'd call it apathetic, but apathy has negative connotations.
I just don't like it when people are needlessly and illogically antagonistic.
Exactly. Me too.
testing out my trending skills
That's it! I'm a militant apathetist. My motto shall be "Even God doesn't care if he exists or not."
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
:^D Seriously?? You like the label?
It is interesting that you're taking on a new label, assuming that you're relatively serious. I'm also looking for a new label, but it's hard to come up with something reasonable.
testing out my trending skills
I see that you mentioned pants a couple of times in the blog entry about obligations. I take it that you like to wear alternative clothing. Am I right?
testing out my trending skills
I just think the idea of being militantly apathetic is funny.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
:^D I never thought of it in terms of "militanty".
What you say reminds me of that Futurama episode, where they encounter Neutrals. I still remember, "Beige alert! Beige alert!".
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