Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime

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Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 1, 2010 @10:22AM from the scanning-fo-shizzle dept.

wiredmikey writes "Think you can bust out some silly fresh rhymes on the subjects of hacking, identity theft and computer viruses? In a somewhat untraditional partnership, Snoop Dogg and Symantec's Norton want you to show off your their lyrical skills on the subject of cybercrime and enter the 'Hack is Wack' cybercrime rap contest. If you have the skills and bust out the phattest rap, you'll receive round trip airfare for two to Los Angeles along with two days and two nights' hotel stay to meet with Snoop's management, learn more about his business. You'll also get two tickets to a Snoop Dogg concert and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011."

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Prostitution by Jedi+Alec · 2010-09-01 10:24 · Score: 5, Funny

and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011
"Pimped out" with Norton...is that like a hooker with free syphilis on the side?

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1. Re:Prostitution by Ironhandx · 2010-09-01 10:29 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  No.
  Its like a fat hooker you picked up while drunk with free syphilis and gonorrhea that cries after she's had sex then won't leave after you pay her twice to do so once you've sobered up.
2. Re:Prostitution by sconeu · 2010-09-01 11:08 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  And keeps coming back for more money every year.
  
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3. Re:Prostitution by darthdavid · 2010-09-01 11:40 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  It's called alimony ;). Oh and your kid has fetal alcohol syndrome 'cause she wouldn't stop drinking while the little chest burster was in the oven...
Word by al0ha · 2010-09-01 10:26 · Score: 4, Funny

I see a cat named Snoop
Says to Hack is Whack
Well WTF he know
'bout anything like dat?

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1. Re:Word by Anonymous Coward · 2010-09-01 10:34 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Chorus:
  Wuts up with that
  don't let your computer get whacked
  just do it right and
  send the Norton back
  Don't wanna get hacked
  send the Norton back
2. Re:Word by Anne_Nonymous · 2010-09-01 10:45 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  Sung in the key of Shatner, please.
Consequizzles... by Anonymous Coward · 2010-09-01 10:40 · Score: 1, Funny

...will never be the sizame.
He's going to backtrizzle your emizzles and contact the cybercizzles. If you pirated his trizzles, you don' gizzled.
Norton Internet Security by airfoobar · 2010-09-01 10:48 · Score: 3, Funny

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, unless it's infected with Norton Internet Security.
Re:It was inevitable by Sponge+Bath · 2010-09-01 10:48 · Score: 4, Funny

...some brand of adult disposable undergarments.
Poop Dog?
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? by droopus · 2010-09-01 10:48 · Score: 2, Funny

For drizzle.

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Re:inb4 by Anonymous Coward · 2010-09-01 11:01 · Score: 5, Funny

Yo Dogg, I heard you liked yo' laptops slow as a dog, so we put Norton all up in that bitch, and now it's runnin' like a dog, Dogg!