Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime

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Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 1, 2010 @10:22AM from the scanning-fo-shizzle dept.

wiredmikey writes "Think you can bust out some silly fresh rhymes on the subjects of hacking, identity theft and computer viruses? In a somewhat untraditional partnership, Snoop Dogg and Symantec's Norton want you to show off your their lyrical skills on the subject of cybercrime and enter the 'Hack is Wack' cybercrime rap contest. If you have the skills and bust out the phattest rap, you'll receive round trip airfare for two to Los Angeles along with two days and two nights' hotel stay to meet with Snoop's management, learn more about his business. You'll also get two tickets to a Snoop Dogg concert and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011."

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Prostitution by Jedi+Alec · 2010-09-01 10:24 · Score: 5, Funny

and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011
"Pimped out" with Norton...is that like a hooker with free syphilis on the side?

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1. Re:Prostitution by Ironhandx · 2010-09-01 10:29 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  No.
  Its like a fat hooker you picked up while drunk with free syphilis and gonorrhea that cries after she's had sex then won't leave after you pay her twice to do so once you've sobered up.
2. Re:Prostitution by sconeu · 2010-09-01 11:08 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  And keeps coming back for more money every year.
  
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Installing anything from Norton... by ravenspear · 2010-09-01 10:26 · Score: 4, Informative

...should be added to the list of cybercrimes.
Word by al0ha · 2010-09-01 10:26 · Score: 4, Funny

I see a cat named Snoop
Says to Hack is Whack
Well WTF he know
'bout anything like dat?

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funny... by gandhi_2 · 2010-09-01 10:34 · Score: 4, Insightful

How we see prostitutes as shameful, prostitution as sad, yet pimps as the gold standard of cool.
A laptop "pimped out" with Norton? WTF?
Bitch BETTER have my query!

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Re:It was inevitable by Sponge+Bath · 2010-09-01 10:48 · Score: 4, Funny

...some brand of adult disposable undergarments.
Poop Dog?
Re:inb4 by Anonymous Coward · 2010-09-01 11:01 · Score: 5, Funny

Yo Dogg, I heard you liked yo' laptops slow as a dog, so we put Norton all up in that bitch, and now it's runnin' like a dog, Dogg!