The State of Household Robots
paulelaguna writes "The dream of owning a household robot is starting to become reality, particularly for people in Japan. There are robots to help you do the dishes, move furniture, and even robotic wheelchairs to help you get around. Really, the only question that remains for us is when do we move?"
There are robots to help you do the dishes
We have those here too. They're called 'dishwashers'.
appears to be malfunctioning...
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
Autonomous Wheels.... Also I love the way they have a big red and yellow STOP YOU'RE SQUISHING GRANNY button. next up tentacle rape robots...
I guess "Roomba" is no longer exciting though, right?
I think this is one of those things that sounds a lot cooler and more practical than it is in actual implementation.
I'd rather a dishwasher wash my dishes then some humanoid robot.. for the plain fact that a purpose built machine is going to be a lot better at it.
I think there's lots of room for automated or semi-automated machines which I guess you could call robots.. but a "robotic butler" I don't see happening.
Personally I'm waiting for an automated lawn mower that doesn't suck!
I shall write the paranoid post.
Since the robots are not going to take over the world anyway, I assume that they come with an off switch (one of those old-fashioned ones that really mean "off", and not "stand-by")?
I am not sure I would like a machine in my house that can take (semi-)independent decisions without the option to switch it off completely.
I remember when links on Slashdot were to articles that more than just a picture (and I guess a video but I can't see it), and two paragraphs.
For those into Japanese animation, check out this short series set in the near future Japan where household androids are commonplace starting to become self aware. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_of_Eve
The off switch actually triggers a response "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave!"
And right afterwards the robots starts pleasing you sexually, assumin you are into Bondage and SM.
So the (household) robots already got their own state? I don't like the look of this...
I, for one, welcome our new robotic underlords.
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Still waiting for a robot that can iron and fold my clothes, or even a complete workflow: collect clothes, wash, dry, fold and put it back in the drawer. That would be awesome.
President Marjorie Bota: Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin: I've always tried to make sense of things. There must be some reason I am as I am. As you can see, Madame Chairman, I am no longer immortal.
President Marjorie Bota: You have arranged to die?
Andrew Martin: In a sense I have. I am growing old, my body is deteriorating, and like all of you, will eventually cease to function. As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine.
President Marjorie Bota: Why do you want this?
Andrew Martin: To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
President Marjorie Bota: Mister Martin, what you are asking for is extremely complex and controversial. It will not be an easy decision. I must ask for your patience while I take the necessary time to make a determination of this extremely delicate matter.
Andrew Martin: And I await your decision, Madame Chairman, thank-you for your patience.
Wait, that's at least a couple hundred years off still...
Don't know about robots but there are virtual assistants that can help with just about any stuff that can be done over the phone or internet. Rent A Smile offers both personal and business assistance.
http://www.rentasmile.com
"One is glad to be of service."
Do you mean "When do we move to Japan?" or "When shall we need to lift a finger again?"
For the former, well, I don't speak or read Japanese, so I don't think it would work out very well for me unless the English translations of the user manuals are really good. I don't think I want a robot that I don't know how to turn off (or, in some cases, how to turn on).
As for the latter, well, I still enjoy doing things myself, and plan to get off the couch some time in the next hour or so.
Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
"The dream of owning a household robot" might have quite a different meaning in a different context, eh?
I wonder when the first physical theft will be executed totally by remote via controlling a super-sophisticated household robot ("Take jewelery. Put in box. Send box to Astoria.")?
I'm pretty sure an android is the best possible all-purpose automation tool, because it can use everything that's already designed for humans.
However, I'm also pretty sure that an android would be the worst possible all-purpose automation tool, since the near-human level AI required would also make it a perfect social replacement for everyone on the planet. Why would I want to deal with everyone else when I can have someone who is the perfect slave?
I had a roomba, and I was on top of the world. I had a robotic servant dutifully cleaning my floors so I didn't have to. Then my dog shit on the floor, and the roomba dutifully 'cleaned' the floor, smearing the shit all over the house and crudding up its brushes, gears, and wheels. I don't have a roomba anymore.
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We have been early adopters -- have a couple of Roomba machines and a Lawnbott lawnmower. A mixed bag at best.
The old Roomba Discovery worked pretty good but tangled with the fringes on our carpets. The newer 530 model handles the carpet fringes nicely but requires disassembly and thorough cleaning before every use due to pet hair -- now let me see, what was the point of a robot vacuum? And the Dirt Dog model did a nice job in the shop for a while but needs to have its sensors blown out with compressed air at least once every cycle. Needless to say, the Roomba models are mostly sculpture now, their durability was limited and quite frankly its easier to run the old vacuum or pick up a broom than deal with the maintenance issues. And none of them touched the corners... But we have hope...
The lawnmower, on the other hand, is a wonderful piece of technology -- it just does what it is supposed to do, day after day, with little muss or fuss. It has been cutting our lawn unattended for five years, on its second set of batteries and a new set of motors. But it is autonomous and just does its job. Oh, it can get stuck on occasion, especially after a rain storm. And it doesn't like mowing the dog bones that occasionally end up in the yard. And the blade needs sharpening, just like a big mower, so I keep spares on hand and change it every so often. It self-schedules based on how much the grass is growing so we pretty much just get to enjoy the lawn, not labor on it.
Both groups of devices have their points and when working give us more free time to do other things. But as with anything else there are good ideas and good or poor implementations. The lawnmower is a stellar success in our book but the vacuums are not. Interestingly, the support for the lawnmower has been pretty good though not inexpensive. A real feel that the vendor wanted to work through field issues and make a better product. The vacuums, on the other hand, seem to come from someone who just wants to sell units -- there is support but no sense that the vendor cares. We will probably not buy another one.
Special purpose tools, in my humble opinion, are the easiest to be successful. Our experience with domestic robots shows that. I feel it will be a long time before a general purpose robot will be available that can replace many of the jobs we do around the house -- clean windows, cleanup spider webs, paint rooms, etc. The dishwasher and lawnmower do a pretty good job. Pity about the vacuums, though. The question should always be 'why are we doing this?' and when the solution is more expensive, time consuming or complex than the problem itself its not a solution.
I just bought my first Roomba (yes, first - I would buy a second one for sure!). They are not for sale in my country (Mexico), so I took the opportunity during a trip to New York. I didn't have much time, so I didn't shop around - and was prepared to pay up to $350 (yes, typical series 500 price). They are not available at every large store (i.e. I went to three Best Buys, with no luck, even if their system said they had in stock), and found a 400-series model at a Target. 200 dollars. Two virtual walls, one extra filter - Yes, I'd like to have some spare parts (i.e. a kit of brushes, some more filters).
I know one single opinion does not mean the whole Market is that way - but that's what I saw.
And yes, I am _very_ happy with the thing.
Did I just see a robot chair designed to move you from A to B inside your own friggin house?
That's just too much for me.
I can't even begin to comprehend why I, or anyone else for that matter, would want something like that.
If walking from your bedroom to your living room is a to difficult, to exhausting and daunting task you don't need a robot. You need some goddamn exercise.
Disclaimer:
Of course this doesn't apply for the elderly or disabled but there are already plentiful solutions for that. This was just a glorified bling bling version of it.
But since this add (or demo) was clearly targeted at young, healthy, trendy (and probably rich) adults I just find it sickening to watch how pathetically lazy some humans can be.
Life starts at the end of your comfort zone.
...is it smart to buy machines instead of hiring a maid?
Tomorrow is another day...
...2026.
No good deed goes unpunished. - Avon, Blake's 7
and even robotic wheelchairs to help you get around.
Am I the only person who thought of Roujin Z upon reading that?
"I'm not sure I like the fugnutish tone you used in your post!" -RogL (608926)-
You should watch more anime. :p
FWIW, I've heard stories of hardcore anime freaks who actually did learn Japanese by watching (subbed) anime, and went to Japan on a business trip for their companies, as they'd listed speaking Japanese on their resumes. After a few days, they were informed by locals that they had rather broader vocabulary than most Japanese-speaking Americans, but their diction and word choice was that of a 14-year old Japanese girl.
Until the libs decide they are tired of exploiting our south of the border neighbors, robots will never catch on in the USA. Grateful Illegals are much cheaper and easier to main tain (with free GOV healthcare) than repairing a complex automaton. Not a new concept, ancient Greece would have had cars (literally) and many other modern conveniences if not for that handy slave labor. Why buld a car, when you can have a rickshas (which were invented in Boston, though americans were unwilling to "power them", so they were exported to China. Imagine Ted Kennedy running a Ricksha business. "Pahwk the Cahr", sounds way better than "Pahwk the RhicShaw" Would have been harder for Papa Joe Kennedy to run guns and booze if it was human powered.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
I bult a "show bot" for a guy....it was for public events, and relations, etc. for a not for profit. The guy was in his 70's and was somewhat of a luddite, and a swindler. Anyway, some words of advice, don't design YOUR friendly PR robot while watching "robot wars". The thing could literally drag a person trying to stop it across gravel, My bad. I was reminded of the "Liberty Mutual Robot Insurance" fake commercial on SNL with Sam Watterston.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
Actually I kind of like the idea of a lawn mower that sucks. It makes for a cleaner garden after the blades of grass are cut. Vacuum mower, anyone?