The State of Household Robots
paulelaguna writes "The dream of owning a household robot is starting to become reality, particularly for people in Japan. There are robots to help you do the dishes, move furniture, and even robotic wheelchairs to help you get around. Really, the only question that remains for us is when do we move?"
There are robots to help you do the dishes
We have those here too. They're called 'dishwashers'.
appears to be malfunctioning...
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
Autonomous Wheels.... Also I love the way they have a big red and yellow STOP YOU'RE SQUISHING GRANNY button. next up tentacle rape robots...
I guess "Roomba" is no longer exciting though, right?
I think this is one of those things that sounds a lot cooler and more practical than it is in actual implementation.
I'd rather a dishwasher wash my dishes then some humanoid robot.. for the plain fact that a purpose built machine is going to be a lot better at it.
I think there's lots of room for automated or semi-automated machines which I guess you could call robots.. but a "robotic butler" I don't see happening.
Personally I'm waiting for an automated lawn mower that doesn't suck!
I shall write the paranoid post.
Since the robots are not going to take over the world anyway, I assume that they come with an off switch (one of those old-fashioned ones that really mean "off", and not "stand-by")?
I am not sure I would like a machine in my house that can take (semi-)independent decisions without the option to switch it off completely.
For those into Japanese animation, check out this short series set in the near future Japan where household androids are commonplace starting to become self aware. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_of_Eve
The off switch actually triggers a response "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave!"
And right afterwards the robots starts pleasing you sexually, assumin you are into Bondage and SM.
So the (household) robots already got their own state? I don't like the look of this...
I, for one, welcome our new robotic underlords.
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Still waiting for a robot that can iron and fold my clothes, or even a complete workflow: collect clothes, wash, dry, fold and put it back in the drawer. That would be awesome.
President Marjorie Bota: Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin: I've always tried to make sense of things. There must be some reason I am as I am. As you can see, Madame Chairman, I am no longer immortal.
President Marjorie Bota: You have arranged to die?
Andrew Martin: In a sense I have. I am growing old, my body is deteriorating, and like all of you, will eventually cease to function. As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine.
President Marjorie Bota: Why do you want this?
Andrew Martin: To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
President Marjorie Bota: Mister Martin, what you are asking for is extremely complex and controversial. It will not be an easy decision. I must ask for your patience while I take the necessary time to make a determination of this extremely delicate matter.
Andrew Martin: And I await your decision, Madame Chairman, thank-you for your patience.
Wait, that's at least a couple hundred years off still...
"One is glad to be of service."
Do you mean "When do we move to Japan?" or "When shall we need to lift a finger again?"
For the former, well, I don't speak or read Japanese, so I don't think it would work out very well for me unless the English translations of the user manuals are really good. I don't think I want a robot that I don't know how to turn off (or, in some cases, how to turn on).
As for the latter, well, I still enjoy doing things myself, and plan to get off the couch some time in the next hour or so.
Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
"The dream of owning a household robot" might have quite a different meaning in a different context, eh?
I wonder when the first physical theft will be executed totally by remote via controlling a super-sophisticated household robot ("Take jewelery. Put in box. Send box to Astoria.")?
I'm pretty sure an android is the best possible all-purpose automation tool, because it can use everything that's already designed for humans.
However, I'm also pretty sure that an android would be the worst possible all-purpose automation tool, since the near-human level AI required would also make it a perfect social replacement for everyone on the planet. Why would I want to deal with everyone else when I can have someone who is the perfect slave?
I had a roomba, and I was on top of the world. I had a robotic servant dutifully cleaning my floors so I didn't have to. Then my dog shit on the floor, and the roomba dutifully 'cleaned' the floor, smearing the shit all over the house and crudding up its brushes, gears, and wheels. I don't have a roomba anymore.
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I just bought my first Roomba (yes, first - I would buy a second one for sure!). They are not for sale in my country (Mexico), so I took the opportunity during a trip to New York. I didn't have much time, so I didn't shop around - and was prepared to pay up to $350 (yes, typical series 500 price). They are not available at every large store (i.e. I went to three Best Buys, with no luck, even if their system said they had in stock), and found a 400-series model at a Target. 200 dollars. Two virtual walls, one extra filter - Yes, I'd like to have some spare parts (i.e. a kit of brushes, some more filters).
I know one single opinion does not mean the whole Market is that way - but that's what I saw.
And yes, I am _very_ happy with the thing.
Don't know about robots but there are virtual assistants that can help with just about any stuff that can be done over the phone or internet.
Are these robots or just outsourced Indian labor? Oh, nevermind...
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Did I just see a robot chair designed to move you from A to B inside your own friggin house?
That's just too much for me.
I can't even begin to comprehend why I, or anyone else for that matter, would want something like that.
If walking from your bedroom to your living room is a to difficult, to exhausting and daunting task you don't need a robot. You need some goddamn exercise.
Disclaimer:
Of course this doesn't apply for the elderly or disabled but there are already plentiful solutions for that. This was just a glorified bling bling version of it.
But since this add (or demo) was clearly targeted at young, healthy, trendy (and probably rich) adults I just find it sickening to watch how pathetically lazy some humans can be.
Life starts at the end of your comfort zone.
...is it smart to buy machines instead of hiring a maid?
Tomorrow is another day...
...2026.
No good deed goes unpunished. - Avon, Blake's 7
and even robotic wheelchairs to help you get around.
Am I the only person who thought of Roujin Z upon reading that?
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Until the libs decide they are tired of exploiting our south of the border neighbors, robots will never catch on in the USA. Grateful Illegals are much cheaper and easier to main tain (with free GOV healthcare) than repairing a complex automaton. Not a new concept, ancient Greece would have had cars (literally) and many other modern conveniences if not for that handy slave labor. Why buld a car, when you can have a rickshas (which were invented in Boston, though americans were unwilling to "power them", so they were exported to China. Imagine Ted Kennedy running a Ricksha business. "Pahwk the Cahr", sounds way better than "Pahwk the RhicShaw" Would have been harder for Papa Joe Kennedy to run guns and booze if it was human powered.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
I bult a "show bot" for a guy....it was for public events, and relations, etc. for a not for profit. The guy was in his 70's and was somewhat of a luddite, and a swindler. Anyway, some words of advice, don't design YOUR friendly PR robot while watching "robot wars". The thing could literally drag a person trying to stop it across gravel, My bad. I was reminded of the "Liberty Mutual Robot Insurance" fake commercial on SNL with Sam Watterston.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
Actually I kind of like the idea of a lawn mower that sucks. It makes for a cleaner garden after the blades of grass are cut. Vacuum mower, anyone?