Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness
Gksksla writes "Scientists in Australia and Hong Kong have conducted a comprehensive study to discover how different body measurements correspond with ratings of female attractiveness. The study, published in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology, found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."
Wasn't this already figured out by Ancient Greek mathematicians? :)
Young, tall, long armed and with huge... tracts of land.
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Long arms? Give me a hourglass shaped babe with plenty of T&A, thanks. :)
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Nice job.
Next up, a study on perfect female breast size.
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God, yet another insignificant study without enough information.
96 models, and a sample set of 94 (plus some number in the Hong Kong group).
At least it leads to their site, which appears that it may do a better job at getting a good sample group.
It, of course, can't take into account moods, personal history, etc. Like, the most beautiful woman in the survey could look just like my exgirlfriend/exwife. It's very likely I'd immediately score her lower.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
How long have these arms to be?
Long enough to hand me a beer over from the fridge?
I usually fuck her if she's cute, friendly, comfortable, and willing. Failing the willing part, we get flirty; failing the comfortable part, things get weird and we dismiss the idea. Failing the comfortable/willing parts both, we usually just wind up being friends. If she turns out to be a bitch, I just ignore her because no amount of unbelievable hotness is going to cover up a giant cunt. Sure I'm not into chubby chicks; but there's plenty of skinny, curvy, short, and somewhat long girls out there that catch my eye. There's no real pattern: I like her or I don't, and if she's got a smoking body but her aura says "LOL I AM ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING SO FUCK YOU ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME" I'm not going to notice her.
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Personally, I like short girls for some reason. I don't know why, but I've always had a thing for girls that are 5'4 or below. I think it's because the short ones are usually zesty packets of spunk and attitude. Nothing like short-woman syndrome to make a girl the right balance of crazy and fierce.
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Why do I get the feeling this study was conceived purely as a way to get a bunch of nerds into a room with some hot chicks and to cover their leering as "scientific curiosity."
no problem, travel to some place money is scarce. bring some money. you will be found attractive and have women.
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I think tall, short-armed women or short, long-armed women would look kind of odd.
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"...found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."
Get out! Men don't like old, short, stubby-armed women?
Sacre-bleu!
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Actually Dave has already figured out the optimal formula for calculating and ranking a woman's beauty.
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...and it is impossible to be untruthful.
And yet some people still find Snookie attractive. I know, it boggles my mind too.
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After all, who's going to tell armed women that they're unattractive.
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I've always had a thing for girls that are 5'4 or below. I think it's because the short ones are usually zesty packets of spunk
/shudder
if...
girls that are 5'4 or below == short ones
and
short ones == zesty packets of spunk
That would mean that you just said:
I've always had a thing for zesty packets of spunk.
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Shocking!! They had to do a study to find out men prefer young looking women?!?
There is a reason Steely Dan doesn't sing a song titled "Hey 39".
There are also plenty of good biological and evolutionary reasons for this.
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It seems to me the scope of this study was too limited. What they've defined as attractive seems dictated by celebrity culture. This means excessively thin women who then have to compensate by getting plastic surgery, especially in the US. My impression of many European, excluding England, and South American celebrities is that they're far healthier-looking than Americans.
Hell, look at Japanese illustrations and, excluding some fetishes, the distilled attractive female is generally well-endowed. I don't mean necessarily having large breasts, but nice hips and a fairly curvaceous body. And from personal, admittedly anecdotal, evidence guys are more immediately turned on by a woman with more shape, even if she trends towards being heavy, than they would ever be by someone who's thin.
Unfortunately, the ideal nowadays, for women, seems to be sickeningly thin. And it's generally quite bad in Asia. I'm convinced there's a serious anorexia problem being overlooked out there.
The ideal figure must be aspirational. Looking at classical paintings women were always depicted as a bit heavyset. Generally, it was a considered a sign of wealth given that most didn't have the means to eat so well. Today, in the developed world who doesn't have access to plenty of food. Hell, people who are often considered poor manage to be overweight. So the goal now is to be thin. In some cases it's even been associated with wealth, the argument being that the poor don't have access to good food or have the luxury of being able to work out.