Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness
Gksksla writes "Scientists in Australia and Hong Kong have conducted a comprehensive study to discover how different body measurements correspond with ratings of female attractiveness. The study, published in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology, found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."
Wasn't this already figured out by Ancient Greek mathematicians? :)
Young, tall, long armed and with huge... tracts of land.
Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
Long arms? Give me a hourglass shaped babe with plenty of T&A, thanks. :)
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
How long have these arms to be?
Long enough to hand me a beer over from the fridge?
Why do I get the feeling this study was conceived purely as a way to get a bunch of nerds into a room with some hot chicks and to cover their leering as "scientific curiosity."
Listen!
I think tall, short-armed women or short, long-armed women would look kind of odd.
Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
Actually Dave has already figured out the optimal formula for calculating and ranking a woman's beauty.
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...and it is impossible to be untruthful.
After all, who's going to tell armed women that they're unattractive.
When someone says, "Any fool can see
What the statue of liberty should have said
I've always had a thing for girls that are 5'4 or below. I think it's because the short ones are usually zesty packets of spunk
/shudder
if...
girls that are 5'4 or below == short ones
and
short ones == zesty packets of spunk
That would mean that you just said:
I've always had a thing for zesty packets of spunk.
on Slashdot.
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!