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Against Apple, Ballmer Floats Microsoft Merger With Adobe

Ebbesen writes "Ballmer had a meeting with the CEO of Adobe, and among other things: 'The meeting, which lasted over an hour, covered a number of topics, but one of the main thrusts of the discussion was Apple and its control of the mobile phone market and how the two companies could partner in the battle against Apple. A possible acquisition of Adobe by Microsoft were among the options.' Apparently MS has courted Adobe previously, but feared anti-trust regulations. With Google and Apple gaining, Microdobe might be possible."

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  1. Bleeeechhhh by paimin · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just vomited in my coffee.

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    1. Re:Bleeeechhhh by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just vomited in my coffee.

      Doubtless Microsoft-Adobe's first product line, to be followed by Shit-In-A-Dish 2.0 (they'll start the version there to underline just how unique this new collaborative technology is).

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    2. Re:Bleeeechhhh by zooblethorpe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, you see, your problem there is you're drinking bleeeechhhh. That would make anyone vomit.

      Cheers,

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    3. Re:Bleeeechhhh by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microdobe might be possible

      I think they meant Microbe (pronounced my-CROW-bee). If you had some of that in your coffee that'll make you puke like a pro.

    4. Re:Bleeeechhhh by Threni · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine the power of Microsoft's experience in insecure bloat, and Adobes undisputed skill in...owning Flash, we can look forward to bloated, insecure flash.

      Wait, what?

    5. Re:Bleeeechhhh by perpenso · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just vomited in my coffee.
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      You signature just made me snort iced tea up my nose as I laughed.

    6. Re:Bleeeechhhh by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Among the "top 10" for insecure software products, I can see the pack leaders are Windows, Acrobat PDF plugins, and Flash. Such a merger sounds like a match made in heaven.

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    7. Re:Bleeeechhhh by straponego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, and they can get rid of that stupid cross-platform support too!

    8. Re:Bleeeechhhh by microbee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, what?

    9. Re:Bleeeechhhh by sincewhen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microbee? Didn't you die in the '80s?

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    10. Re:Bleeeechhhh by Bloem · · Score: 3, Funny

      As 3\/1l as this may seem, this might even be a good thing from a security point of view. The MS-guys have made huge steps the last decade in improving their security processes. We all get a monthly mea culpa and a bunch of fixes. This can only but improve the track record of Adobe.

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  2. Efficient by Again · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft and Adobe merging is an option that would increase efficiency. That way I can direct my hatred in one direction with less distraction from various evil companies.

  3. How convenient by swanzilla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One less company to hate.

  4. Micro and Macro? by NoobixCube · · Score: 3, Funny

    Adobe bought Macromedia back in distant times, so if Microsoft buy Adobe, won't that make them Micromacrobe?

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    1. Re:Micro and Macro? by CdBee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well its another reason Flash will never make it to the iPhone !

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  5. Possible Security Improvements? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh God, I so hope this happens. Microsoft may have a bad reputation for security, but quite honestly nothing is as big a nightmare for IT than anything and everything Adobe. Reader, Flash, CS... it's all a perpetual pain in the butt that Adobe always drops the ball with deployment and maintenance.

    Plus maybe then we can stop every MS site from needing SilverLight and every MS application installing an XPS Viewer/Printer.

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  6. So.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So....Flash will suck on my Ubuntu machines even more now? I'm going to go cry myself to sleep tonight.

    1. Re:So.... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Flash for Linux and OS X will be replaced with twenty megabytes worth of infinite loops. Linux and Mac magazines will remark how the new Flash is more stable while offering the same level of performance as before.

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  7. Mac Creative Suite Users Ever Where Twitch by Kostya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's bad enough Mac users still have to install MS Office because it won't really interoperate with things like iWork or open office. Now imagine all those Mac creative types experiencing the pain of a MS-owned and focused Adobe.

    I have to say, this is a crazy time to be in IT, software, and the mobile space. It's almost reminiscent of the chaos of the dot-com days: constant tech churn, companies rising and falling, etc. Hopefully we can avoid the bubble part ;-)

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  8. Flash for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know we all hate Flash, but we need it (sometimes) and I doubt Microbe would continue development on Flash for Linux.

  9. Re:First post! by CdBee · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well I would guess they would be Windows only. The opposite happened when Apple bought Logic Pro and offered migration to the Mac version, as there would be no future windows builds. Apple sowed the wind on this particular trick..

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  10. Re:Sure. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they make money, Microsoft will keep making them.
    EG: Microsoft Office for Mac

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  11. Re:First post! by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is horrifiyng news. What would happen to Photoshop, Illustrator and InDesign?

    They would all get 'ribbons' and Clippy.

  12. I don't see much of Adobe products surviving. by Motard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft has replaced postscript with XPS. IE and Silverlight can display XPS, so goodbye Acrobat. Silverlight does video and RIA. Goodbye Flash. Expression Blend can do what Illustrator does, although it's not as mature.

    And with no one giving MS a chance of succeeding in the mobile space, the time may be right to sidestep antitrust issues.

    Microsoft gets a migration path from Adobe to Silverlight. Adobe shareholders get $$$'s and not uncertainty.

    The uncertainty will come from the government.

    1. Re:I don't see much of Adobe products surviving. by dch24 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're spot on. Microsoft does not buy other companies to merge with them. Microsoft buys them out and shuts them down.

      If they can eliminate Adobe from the competition, then Apple is the only target left. Ballmer doesn't care at all whether CS, Flash, Acrobat, or mobile devices succeed. He only cares about shareholder profitability. We outsiders will guess and post on slashdot but it won't affect the outcome at all. If the deal goes through, Adobe will fade away.

      Personally, I like Adobe's past, though they've made some serious errors starting around 2001. It may be time to close up shop. I wonder.

    2. Re:I don't see much of Adobe products surviving. by avatar139 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft has replaced postscript with XPS. IE and Silverlight can display XPS, so goodbye Acrobat. Silverlight does video and RIA. Goodbye Flash. Expression Blend can do what Illustrator does, although it's not as mature.

      Please don't confuse offering really bad alternatives with replacing things.

      Microsoft's been introducing alternatives for years but even in the 90s most companies doing multimedia and pagination knew better and continued to buy Apple as that's always the area that

      Microsoft has never offered anything remotely approaching the functionality of Display PostScript for its operating systems (I still get times even now when I'm working on a client's machine when the OS has problems loading because the resolution settings are so screwed up to the point where Windows can't display anything because the monitor can't correctly output the display settings) nor has it ever provided any built-in support for monitor calibration prior to the introduction of WCS in Vista.

      There's a reason that people were still buying Macs even throughout the 90s for multimedia and pagination purposes as Apple first introduced Colorsync back in 1993 and Microsoft has finally started to play catchup, and it only took them 14 years, but they still have a very long to go even with the most recent release of Windows 7!

      And with no one giving MS a chance of succeeding in the mobile space, the time may be right to sidestep antitrust issues.

      Doubtful, really, as Android has already filled the void for a consumer phone OS to fill the gap, and Microsoft really showed how great they could design a phone with the Kin. If they had managed to acquire Palm I think that would have been a smarter acquisition for them as they could give up on Windows Mobile (the big flaw of which is shown by the name in that Microsoft is still determined to port over a desktop experience to a phone rather than starting from scratch to create an OS specifically geared for mobile devices) and shift over to WebOS but given HP (who was huge driving force for Windows Mobile devices back in the day with its iPaq line) showed how confident they are in Microsoft's ability to create a quality mobile operating system by buying Palm out from under them!

      Microsoft gets a migration path from Adobe to Silverlight. Adobe shareholders get $$$'s and not uncertainty.

      The uncertainty will come from the government.

      I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say with that paragraph as it sounds like you're admitting that Adobe is actually making money from their offerings whereas pretty much the only profitable divisions of Microsoft at this point are Office, Servers, and Windows Desktop OS bundling sales which is really not the best way to support you're point.

      Bottom line for me is that Photoshop didn't get to verb status without Adobe doing something right. While I'lll freely admit I've had issues with Adobe's semi-recent trend of rolling out overpriced bloatware more and more quickly in recent years, for the most part the CS line is still the industry standard, so while I would love to see Adobe clean up it's act I don't think allowing Microsoft to acquire Adobe is going to help them in that practice!

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  13. Re:First post! by paimin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Riiiight. Because Microsoft has never done anything like that.

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  14. It already exists... by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's called Silverlight.

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    1. Re:It already exists... by Microlith · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's Flashlight.

    2. Re:It already exists... by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's Fleshlight.

      Fixed that for you.

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  15. Re:First post! by Jazz-Masta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There wouldn't be any name change for Microsoft - the brand is far too valuable. Adobe would cease to exist; or rather they would become a subsidiary and only funnel money to Microsoft.

    They have very few competing products, which is great for the customers of both. There would be far more integration, very little product loss.

    It would be great to see Flash take on some of Silverlight's power and ease of development. Combining the best of the two would create a very worthy foe. Coldfusion has long had a few features that ASP should have had. FrameMaker could lend a hand to Word, and Visio could become an addin to FrameMaker...as all three are used very much when writing technical books.

    After the scare Adobe received earlier this year at the hands of Apple, Adobe must realize at any time Apple holds the power in their relationship. Although Adobe is responsible for Apple's early dominance in the graphic and motion industry, Apple no longer needs them. In terms of sales, Adobe has always made most of their money supporting Microsoft's operating system.

    Lately both companies have seen innovation only in the form of acquisitions of smaller, more nimble companies. Whatever they choose, they need to do it before the slide starts.

  16. Hey there! by Dayofswords · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like you're trying to edit that spring break photo with that guy you thought was a chick.
    Would you like help?

    • Get help to make this guy look hot.
    • Get help pasting a model over him.
    • Get help for making you look so wasted you didn't know what you were doing.
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  17. Death of Flash by whisper_jeff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, that merger would spell the death of Flash pretty damn quickly. What, you think Microsoft would keep Flash _and_ Silverlight? You think they'd keep Flash _instead_ of Silverlight? Don't kid yourself - they are a corporate culture company with political infighting of the worst degree. The Microsoft team would do everything and then some to ensure that all products that Adobe made that duplicated existing Microsoft products were wiped from the face of computing. If they're willing to nonchallantly stab fellow Microsoft execs in the back to ensure their product gets favoured treatment, just think how ruthless they'll be against non-Microsoft execs...

  18. Re:First post! by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Adobe cuts off OS X versions of their professional tools like Photoshop, they will be losing about 50% of their customers.

    OR Apple may lose them. Adobe still holds a lot of clout in that area.

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  19. Re:I wouldn't want to be the poor shlub... by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wouldn't want to be the one to get Ballmer's furniture out of the walls of the meeting room . . .

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  20. Re:PDF in Office by bflong · · Score: 4, Informative

    As far as I know, that is not correct. PDF is an open format, and anyone can write software to create PDF's without needing a licence from Adobe. The reason PDF export isn't built into MS Office is because MS decided not to do it.

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  21. Re:Sure. by swimboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Adobe is still catching up after Apple yanked 64-bit Carbon support out from under them.

    Boo-freakin-hoo! Apple told developers ten years ago that Carbon was just a bridge to the new OS and that Cocoa was the way to go. Adobe knew full well that sooner or later, carbon applications were going to be second-class citizens; and spent the last ten years with their heads in the sand about it.

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  22. Incompetence Multiplied by jjohnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Two large, lumbering companies with zero agility that have coasted for a decade on their successful products from the 90s and failed with everything since, decide to become one larger company that's less agile, less creative, and even less likely to do something game changing or even newly profitable.

    Yeah, that's some scary competition. What did Bill Gates say so many years ago? Something like "We didn't want to become IBM"? Well, IBM, in a corporate sense, has become far more dynamic than MS is today. Don't see a merger with Adobe changing that.

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  23. Doubtful by igadget78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I highly doubt that Microsoft will buy Adobe. More than likely, they are looking into possible ways to get Flash on their new Windows 7 Phone OS so that they can have a larger legion of developers making games for their new mobile OS to more easily compete with the iOS from Apple.

  24. Bad idea... by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see this as a good idea for either company. Both companies have similar strengths and weaknesses - call them evil, rail against them or whatever - the companies have products that hit the same value curve in the market place. They are weak against their competition in the same ways, and strong in the same ways, to state the point again. Add to that the other points brought up in this conversation - how Microsoft has already attempted to compete against every one of Adobe's primary products - and there isn't much motivation for Microsoft or Adobe to make this happen. I'm a little skeptical that this will go anywhere.

  25. Re:First post! by nebosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When it comes to software like Flash, AfterEffects, Illustrator, etc., becoming an expert user of the application software is orders of magnitude harder than learning a new OS.

    Also, if you use any of the aforementioned software packages professionally, the value of time and money spent learning the software and developing a productive workflow is far in excess of hardware and OS costs. This becomes especially true as you integrate custom application-specific scripts into your workflow and build up a library of project templates and other application-specific assets.

  26. Microbe by ooloogi · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Microbee was a home computer from Australia in the early 80s. With a merger between Microsoft and Adobe, they may just catch its performance.

  27. Re:First post! by Entropy2016 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Halo originally wasn't ever intended to be an XBox game. Back in those days, Bungie was a Mac-only game company.

    Then Bungie publicly showed a demo of an early alpha version in action. M$ saw it and decided they wanted to have it as an exclusive for the new console they were developing.

    To Mac users it was like Halo was stolen before it even left the womb.

  28. Re:First post! by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wouldn't bet on that dude, you'd be surprised how many graphic artists know those tools like the back of their hand. Considering the only "learning curve" for using Windows 7 with Photoshop would be "Start PC, click on desktop link" I don't think one can even compare the amount of retraining one would need to replace Photoshop. Hell one of my customers is an old school graphics artist, and he pays me to keep his circa 2003 PC going alongside the new dual AMD I built him simply so he can run a single program and switch between the desktops with a single KVM switch. he does all that just so he can keep Macromedia Xres, which he knows like the back of his hand. While he has photoshop along with corel and a dozen other tools on his main duallie, he says for certain tasks that would take a half an hour and a dozen menu layers in Photoshop he can get them done in under 3 minutes and a couple of clicks with Xres.

    The sad part is while this would probably kill most OSX sales, I honestly doubt Jobs would care. They are making so much money on consumer level gear like iPad, iPhone, and iPod that I doubt sales of Mac is even a blip on the radar anymore. But if Photoshop goes Windows only I can see a lot of graphics guys either spending all their time booted into Windows via Bootcamp, or forgoing getting a new Mac at all and just going with a high end Windows laptop. The level of complexity of learning a new heavy duty graphics program would make the trivial learning how to get around in Windows 7 (which has an excellent help system and tons of how to videos) pale in comparison.

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  29. Re:First post! by ooshna · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well other than the fact the when bought by Microsoft it had a shit load of money thrown at it I was going off the first sentence of the article on Wikipedia. I've played a few Halos and I don't remember any being RTS.

  30. XPS shows what is wrong with MS by Ilgaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    XPS shows everything wrong with MS, even with a rival (!) like Adobe.

    They come up with a "document" standard and yet they didn't even ship a viewer (let alone some virtual printer) for OS X. I am not even mentioning Linux support which is big deal on corporate. I don't want to cost anyone their job at that weirdo company so not giving any examples but it seems, they do create a lot of docs on OS X, export to PDF (or PS), re-export to XPS on a Windows machine/bot.

    That is supposed to be Microsoft's answer to PDF. Just imagine if XPS really replaced PDF. It wouldn't be a nice day for anyone not using Windows on Desktop/Mobile. I am not even sure if there is an official XPS viewer for Windows 7 Mobile.

    I got creative friends and imagine my surprise when I find out about "Expression" software, as I am not in that segment, I asked them and they -too- didn't have a clue about that software. They had a good laugh when they heard they are supposed to use "that thing" (their words) to do work for Silverlight. You know, in dream World of MS (and Ballmer), designers even use MS Visual Studio and OS X using designers install Eclipse to do Silverlight. Yea, right.

  31. Wrong way by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Enjoy your new all Silverlight Photoshop.

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