CERN LHC Reaches Its Goals For 2010
Anonymous Dupaeur writes "The goals for the first run of the most powerful particle collider (and the most energetic storage ring since ISR) were recently surpassing the 10^32 level of luminosity, with a destructive 15 MJ energy per-beam. This is a significant milestone, opening the way to collect more and more data. The current plan is to stop the proton collisions soon, and provide an ion (Pb) beam and conclude this year with a X-mass break. The next year is expected to bring at least one inverse femtobarn of data, which is achievable with such beam power. After that, the entire accelerator complex will be shut down for a year, due to budget costs for science in Europe."
conclude this year with a X-mass break.
Is that supposed to be some kind of punny joke?
The cost is too high to run next year. That is disappointing.
So you editors are going to go ahead and just post any old gibberish?
The next year is expected to bring at least one inverse femtobarn of data, which is achievable with such beam power.
Provided the inverse femtobarn doesn't react at a quantum level with the inverse tacheons (they're BOTH inverse!) then we should be fine.
I hope someone has thought of the possible interactions here.
wtf is a inverse femtobarn? Great term though
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Summary is incorrect. The LHC is NOT shutting down due to budget cuts. It was planned to shut down to accommodate the upgrade to full 7TeV beams. The budget cuts are responsible for shutting down other accelerators (not LHC). If you can even name one of these other minor accelerators, you know more about CERN than I do (and IAAPP).
they'll have to take the femto-hay out to make room for all that data.
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
The Great Recession that Saved the World! Don't worry, our politicians are dutifully working on more.
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There you go again, always complaining about black holes. You can bet that if they produced a whole gang of planet-destroying white holes it wouldn't even make the back page of the crime section.
Actually, it's only 14.9999999.... MJ, so we're safe. Thank goodness!
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Have they used the Large Hardon Collider to make a black hole yet?
There has never been more of a need for the -1 obvious flag.
The article says 2012. Is it 2011 already? Did my nap take THAT long???
But Earth still exis
In the future you will be able to buy reproductions of tacky watercolor paintings depicting landscapes with inverse femtobarns. Will they have a weathered texture to their walls? Will they be colorful or drab? Will they be upside down? Will they sell them at Ikea?
I'm somewhat disappointed by this, it seems some at CERN might be, too (text in lower left part of the image)
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"The goals for the first run of the most powerful particle collider (and the most energetic storage ring since ISR) were recently surpassing the 10^32 level of luminosity, with a destructive 15 MJ energy per-beam."
Wait, are they trying to study particle behavior or build a Death Star?
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One inverse femtobarn of data? Is that the euphemism they're using nowadays for "one shitload of data"?
The summary didn't mention how many MeV's the particles had. Is it that they weren't colliding the beams?
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You do realize that "Budget cuts force CERN to shut accelerators for year" is yet another example of the God particle coming back in time and preventing its discovery. Indeed I'd wager that this entire "Great recession" is do to the God Particle's insistence on anonymity. That or the theory that in this universe the CERN collider cannot operate else a black hole would open and swallow us all.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE68G3NL20100917
* LHC did not explode into bits.
* finally find the other side of that wormhole (spills out into a closet in it).
* 30 consecutive days of no spontaneous human combustion.
* Do not destroy the galaxy with spurious black hole generation.
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There has never been more of a need for the -1 obvious flag.
Why is that?
If they did happen to make a black hole at the LHC, it would surely not be large enough to sustain itself.
It would loose its own mass via Hawking radiation much faster than it could absorb the mass around it (which, with it being in a vacuum, is quite a large distance, relative to the size of the bh itself).
Any blackholes created within the LHC shouldn't exist for more than a few femtoseconds.
Obligatory: http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
Look, call me prejudiced if you want, but to me Supermassive Black Hole just sounds more threatening than White Dwarf. Or any kind of dwarf for that matter.
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....to get the total number events that you should see.
Actually that gives you the number of event that should be produced. The number that you should see also depends on your detector's acceptance and efficiency.
And, just notice that this site uses Javascript to calculate its result. The answer is by no means hard coded in it...
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The earth hasn't been swallowed by a man-made pinpoint black hole yet!
Isn't LHC supposed to destroy the universe by creating some black holes? It'll be very disappointing if the 2 billion investment for LHC will not even destroy the universe. If I were putting my money on it, I would immediately want them back.
Hey, there is a large genre of pr0n dedicated to colliding Large Hardons with Black Holes. Lots of money to be made.
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
As in, "Give us money or we'll point our giant particle accelerator at your country and give you all cancer!" Evil laugh is optional...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
They should just turn it up to whatever the full power is and answer the question about the "higgs boson" once and for all...
Or one Domino's pizza.