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Pirate Parties Plan To Shoot Site Into Orbit

palmerj3 writes "It is almost four years ago that The Pirate Bay announced they wanted to buy the micronation of Sealand, so they could host their site without having to bother about copyright law — an ambitious plan that turned out to be unaffordable. This week, Pirate Parties worldwide started brainstorming about a similarly ambitious plan. Instead of founding their own nation, they want to shoot a torrent site into orbit."

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  1. Great idea! by Pojut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Pirate Party,

    Thank you for donating targets to us. We've been meaning to test our Space Object Destruction Laser®, but haven't found any suitable object to target. Because of your charity, we can now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operation system.

    Sincerely,

    The United States of America

    1. Re:Great idea! by Motard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It may come to that. It occurs to me that at some point governments are going to have to agree on methods to control extra-governmental forces like the Pirate Party/Bay, Wikileaks and even Al Qaeda.

    2. Re:Great idea! by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait... are you saying that there are SPACE PIRATES!?!?!?!

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    3. Re:Great idea! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You assumed I was married before you assumed I could be a bad cook?

    4. Re:Great idea! by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have followed the mess the Chinese created, you'd guess the US probably wouldn't blow it up. They are still (and rightfully) angry about it.
      They could, however, allow it to stay in one piece and disable it some other way. Extremely powerfull and very directed EM radiation would fry all it's circuits for example.

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    5. Re:Great idea! by delinear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rig the thing to explode if tampered with - that should stop anyone taking it (and let's face it, there aren't that many nations who'd even be capable of taking it). Of course, it wouldn't stop someone shooting it down, but I'm guessing most nations won't really want to start setting precedents for blowing up satellites. It would probably be simpler to just figure out ways to prevent the signal from down here.

    6. Re:Great idea! by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is as though millions of users cried out in terror and suddenly had their torrents cut off.

    7. Re:Great idea! by bluie- · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, I recall seeing something about drone pilots (either a youtube or discover channel documentary or something like that, I can't remember the exact source), and they talked about observing suspected targets 24/7, and how they occasionally witness bestiality while watching targets at night.

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    8. Re:Great idea! by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or wives....WE have grlfrnds.

      Is that who stole your vowels?

    9. Re:Great idea! by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I felt a great disturbance in the Torrent, as if millions of seeds suddenly cried out in 404 and were suddenly silenced. I fear something corporate has happened.

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    10. Re:Great idea! by lgw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Al Queda? I just assumed the rape charges agaist the Wikileaks guy had taken a bizarre turn ...

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    11. Re:Great idea! by gumbi+west · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the point is that there is no reason for NSA not to hack the satellite and use it for their own purposes--because, hey, free com satellite.

    12. Re:Great idea! by mcneely.mike · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh Vanna... why do you forsake me?

      (weeping)

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    13. Re:Great idea! by Shark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You forgot the most powerful extra-governmental force: The people.

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  2. Destroying copyright from orbit by MRe_nl · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the only way to be sure...

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  3. How long will this last? by StayFrosty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Assuming they can actually come up with the money to launch it, I wonder how long it will be up there before it "accidentally" gets hit with a "stray" surface-to-air or air-to-air missile. It'll either be that or incentive to clean up some space "junk." Maybe this is what it will take to get NASA a bigger budget.

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    1. Re:How long will this last? by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Informative

      Probably only slightly longer than it would have taken for them to get overthrown had they bought Sealand ... which is actually under British rule, regardless of how much they want to pretend its not.

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    2. Re:How long will this last? by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Assuming they can actually come up with the money to launch it, I wonder how long it will be up there before it "accidentally" gets hit with a "stray" surface-to-air or air-to-air missile. It'll either be that or incentive to clean up some space "junk." Maybe this is what it will take to get NASA a bigger budget.

      Well, testing of surface to LEO missiles will probably not happen - it endangers everything else up there with all the debris. And any explosions themselves will send pieces into new unpredictable orbits as well.

      Unless one doesn't have many satellites up there already, shooting down a satellite has the effect of endangering your own satellites as well. I'm sure the DoD would be highly amused should one of their covert satellites get destroyed from space junk caused by testing of said missile.

      The only way is if NASA gets funding to do space junk cleanup and they "accidentally" do too good a job.

      I think we're probably close to a critical mass of space junk - where one stray piece crashes into satellites and the satellite's pieces cause more collisions. Practically overnight we'd go from satellites everywhere to having nothing but fine mists of dust - a man-made ring like Saturn or something.

    3. Re:How long will this last? by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's the thing: every territory is under the rule of whomever shows up with the most guns.

      Laws are only tangentially relevant.

      A satelite, or a territory is dumb anyway, because to be any use, either one would need a link to the rest of the internet -- and they'd need to get that from some nation -- at which point the LINK is subject to the jurisdiction of that nation.

  4. Fuck yes! by Zeek40 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Space Pirates!

    1. Re:Fuck yes! by slick7 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Space Pirates!

      Space Pirates in Arrrrbit. It had to be said.

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  5. Uhhhhh. by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't this all just ignoring the real problem? It doesn't matter if you buy a nation, or buy an island, or buy a satellite. You have to get your internet pipe from some external source of which isn't in your "bubble of safety". You could setup a pirate planet, but if you want to connect back to earth you still need a transceiver based in a country not owned and operated by you. Great! You can't be prosecuted for doing what you want to do, but no one can access it.

    1. Re:Uhhhhh. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or the people on the ground could, y'know, point a dish at the satellite themselves...

      I'm sure this is more a publicity stunt than a practical idea, but it doesn't fail quite that easily.

    2. Re:Uhhhhh. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe an informal network of ad-hoc uplinks could help diversify that risk.

    3. Re:Uhhhhh. by smitty97 · · Score: 3, Funny

      what's the country code for space?

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    4. Re:Uhhhhh. by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 5, Funny

      what's the country code for space?

      %20

  6. And when the orbit decays by LSD-OBS · · Score: 2, Funny

    get ready for one hell of a server crash

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  7. Its weird... by orphiuchus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somehow I feel way less sympathy for these guys now that I can afford to just buy the games I want... weird.

    1. Re:Its weird... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Somehow I feel way less sympathy for these guys now that I can afford to just buy the games I want... weird.

      Try buying and installing those games. Your sympathy will return shortly.

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  8. just relocating the problem by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The location of the hardware where the data is stored is only a part of the challenge they face. Whether you put it on a platform in international waters, on a seagoing vessel, in orbit, or even on a sovereign planetoid, for it to be of use to terra-bound, law-bound consumers you need a communications link to that site, and one end of that link is going to be subject to the laws of whatever state the consumer is in.

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  9. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just park it right next to (or better still, in front of) one of HBO's satellites.

    The US govt wouldn't risk upsetting one of their investors.

  10. Re:Or: by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Except for the fact to actually use the crap you paid for you usually have to break the law. Want to actually -watch- that DVD without having to watch ads? You usually have to use something like libdvdcss to break the encryption, same thing with format transfer. Games are often times nearly unplayable without cracks and the like.

    I have no problems buying media, but its become to the point where in order to actually use what you paid for you end up breaking the law in some way or another.

    When pirates not only are offering a free copy but a better copy, the sales for the legitimate copy will naturally slow.

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  11. Outer Space Treaty by goodmanj · · Score: 5, Informative

    Won't work. Read the Outer Space Treaty, specifically Article VI. (full text: http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty_of_1967#Article_VI)

    In short: if it's launched from Country X, Country X has responsibility for it, whether it was launched by the Country X government or just by some wacky idealists who live there. In practice, this means that spacecraft are no more outside of national laws than seagoing ships are.

    1. Re:Outer Space Treaty by RivenAleem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is why they need to launch it from a ship, which itself was built by another ship, from international waters.

      If that doesn't work, I have these schematics for a giant wooden badger.

  12. Re:Or: by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (shrug)

    I just watch the ads. It's easier and less time-consuming.

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  13. Re:Cost by eln · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The proprietors of Sealand continue to live in fantasy land. All it is is an abandoned platform out in the ocean under British rule. Sure, they say it's independent, but the only reason they're allowed to carry on thinking that is because they aren't doing anything illegal enough for the Brits to make the effort to enforce their rule. If something like the Pirate Bay moved in, they would find the British reasserting themselves over that hunk of concrete pretty quick. Hell, the Brits traveled 8,000 miles to go to war with Argentina over the Falkland Islands, and the only thing worth anything there is a bunch of sheep. They'll have no problems sending a ship (or a cruise missile) a few miles out to sea to take out a platform.

    The only reason anyone would buy that pile of crap for a billion dollars is because they wanted to do some heavily illegal shit on it, otherwise they'd go buy some tropical private island for 1% of the cost. Since Britain would never allow that sort of thing to go down within their territorial waters, any potential buyer is essentially spending a metric assload of money for a fairy tale.

  14. Sealand by Exitar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What happened of the money people donated to buy it?

  15. Take Fallout 3 by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Exactly. Take Fallout 3, PC, Collectors Edition. Good deal? Yes. Did I want to buy it? Yes. Did I try to order it? Yes. Can I? No.

    Why not? Benelux distributor does not carry it. It does for the PS3 and the 360 but NOT the PC version. Why? Other CE's are carried but not this on.

    So, I am going to pirate the game. That way I get all the extra's, all the special packs from various shops, and zero cost and zero hassle to me.

    FUCK YOU content industry, when you actually make it impossible to buy products, my limit is reached.

    And yes, it is the game companies that are to blame for the distributor. Who on earth thought it was a good idea to give exclusivity for a region? How are market forces supposed to act with monopolies? No competition, single supplier, no choice. My hard earned money should support this? Nope.

    Stop fucking up your customers and maybe people like me would actually buy stuff. But if you don't even put it in the stuff, what am I supposed to do?

    And if you claim I should import, you just don't get it do you, why should I jump through hoops, to give someone else money? It would be like the supermarket putting up a moat, daring me to come in and spend anything at pain of death.

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  16. Re:Expect it to be shot down almost instantly by Infonaut · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are rules in space.

    It's highly unlikely that a national government would expend the military and technical resources necessary to shoot down a satellite, not to mention draw international ire, merely for the sake of placating the copyright lobby. They're big players, but there are limits to even Disney's power.

    It's far more likely that a pirate satellite would encourage the copyright cartel to push to expand existing laws to make them more iron-clad regardless of jurisdiction. The Pirate Bay would gain a temporary advantage, but it would likely backfire over the long haul.

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  17. SneakerNet by tekrat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone else pointed out that if you're this far gone, it's time to stop using the internet then for your traffic.

    Not to mention that for the millions of dollars needed, as well as manpower, to put something like this into orbit you could instead "AOL" it, by sending every human on earth a CDROM (or DVD) with pirated warez on it.

    Want to make a statement? Use the postal system. Make every human a "evil hacker" by giving them a DVD full of stuff the MAFFIA don't want you to have.

    Think: If during prohibition, if Al Capone had given away liquor, Amendment 18 would have been repealed a lot quicker.

    There is no police force large enough to arrest every man, woman and child on planet earth.

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  18. Wouldn't it be simpler... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...and cheaper to just set up their own micronation platform using something like http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Making_an_Island/Construction_Guides? All they'd need is a relatively shallow site not in territorial waters. A (largely) unmanned site could be left sealed tight when heavy weather is coming, and could otherwise be maintained by a couple of guys. Armed guys, copyright law being what it is. But, hey, machine guns would be legal! http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle551-20100103-03.html

  19. Re:Sealaunch? by goodmanj · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the case of Sea Launch, the U.S. requires that American individuals or corporations obtain a license to launch from the FAA, whether they're launching within the U.S. or not. Interesting article on all the legal ramifications here.

    Other countries likely have similar rules. But it just proves the overall point: whether the legally-sketchy activities take place in space or in international waters, whoever is controlling those activities generally lives in an actual country, and the laws of that country can be brought to bear against them.

  20. Oh, but the ARE rules in space. by crovira · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The reason that space isn't weapon laden is that they Russians and the US signed treaties keeping it a "demilitarized zone."

    That means that its meant for use strictly as for observation, (look down for photon coming up,) rather than shooting down.

    Even the Chinese signed the treaty because they see the wisdom behind it.

    You can't defend yourself from space based "bolides" (which can strike the planet like the "Hammer of Thor" without needing to be anything other than heavy and headed in the right direction.)

    Such a weapon could be built now and use "space resources" (asteroids and comets conveniently placed in a wide belt between Mars and Jupiter,) and some long-term guidance for an automated system to crash a world-changing million ton hunk of dirt and ice into this planet.

    Its enough to discourage anyone knowing that after a war the loser could still "drop the hammer" on you a generation after you though it was all over and you'd won.

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