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Austria's 'Bionic Man' Dies In Car Crash

euphemistic writes "An Austrian man who became the first person outside the US to wear thought-powered 'bionic' arms has died from injuries sustained in a car crash ... Kandlbauer, who would have turned 23 next month, sustained severe head injuries when the specially modified car he was driving swerved off the road in the south east of Austria and crashed into a tree on October 19. The cause of the accident is not yet known, particularly whether the neurally-controlled arm-prostheses he had been fitted with might have played a role."

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  1. I wonder... by zoom-ping · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... if pirates ever crashed ships into rocks, cliffs etc because of their 'bionic' limbs.

    1. Re:I wonder... by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Funny

      If by "bionic" you mean "rum", and by "limbs" you mean "more rum", then the answer is yes.

  2. Austrian Cyborgs? by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where have I heard this story before...

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  3. Olympic Games deja vu by chrism238 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great to see that [Australia] is firmly in the tags for this story.

    1. Re:Olympic Games deja vu by 12WTF$ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Correction: Sidney Mourning Harold

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  4. Austrian Wildlife to Blame by Hoarse+Whisperer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recent updates to the story via the Slashdot tagging system suggest that he may have swerved to avoid a Kangaroo, a common cause of accidents in South Eastern Austria.

  5. Doesn't at least a part of you want to know... by oliverk · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...if they can rebuild him?

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  6. Re:I hadn't heard about these. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Funny

    OR he could have been passing some hot chicks in scant outfits and thought, I need to go talk to them forgetting he was driving down the road.

    OR....seeing the hot chicks, he thought of doing something else with that bionic arm of his on another part of his body and due to a glitch in the message queue for his arm, the arm immediately started doing what he wanted to do on his extremity - the hand made a fist and the arm started jerking up and down very rapidly on the steering wheel causing him to lose control of the vehicle.

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  7. Easily explainable by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he was trying to open windows, and crashed...