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British Airways Chief Slams US Security Requests

Ponca City writes "Reflecting a growing frustration among airport and airline owners with the steady build-up of rules covering everything from footwear to liquids, Martin Broughton, chairman of British Airways, has launched a scathing attack on the 'completely redundant' airport checks requested by the TSA and urged the UK to stop 'kowtowing' to American demands for ever more security. Speaking at the annual conference of the UK Airport Operators Association, Broughton lambasted the TSA for demanding that foreign airports increase checks on US-bound planes, while not applying those regulations to their own domestic services. 'America does not do internally a lot of the things they demand that we do,' says Broughton. 'We shouldn't stand for that. We should say, "We'll only do things which we consider to be essential and that you Americans also consider essential.''' For example, Broughton noted that cutting-edge technology recently installed at airports can scan laptops inside hand luggage for explosives but despite this breakthrough the British government still demands computers be examined separately. 'It's just completely ridiculous,' says Broughton."

335 comments

  1. I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by Lanteran · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    but shouldn't this be under YRO?

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    1. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this have to do with online?

    2. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      but shouldn't this be under YRO?

      No, YRO is about online rights. This is an article about airport security, hence it is listed under Security, Transport and United Kingdom.

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    3. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      in my experience, it's used for most articles concerning rights, online or no.

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    4. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

      No, it's listed under IT. The shit you said are the tags.

    5. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by nxtw · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with online?

      The "online" part is Slashdot; it's a website on the Internet, so any story discussion on it can be considered "online".

    6. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by nacturation · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      No, it's listed under IT. The shit you said are the tags.

      Wrong. It's in the following topics:

      IT :: Security
      Technology :: Transportation
      News :: United Kingdom

      You can verify this by clicking the icons showing the padlock, the tire, and the bus. The tags are a completely separate concept.

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    7. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be under YRO, last time I checked, lines at airport security were pretty long...

    8. Re:I'll admit, it's a bit off topic... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It could also be "your rights offline" as well. Rights are rights, whether online or off.

  2. Do as we tell you to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not as we actually do, because that would cost us money and effort, and it's much better to demand from you.

    1. Re:Do as we tell you to do by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be fair, it's probably not so much hypocrisy as it is extreme stupidity. I'm a little worried that this guy pointing out the two different standards will make someone at TSA realize it, at which point the standards will just be tighter EVERYWHERE.

    2. Re:Do as we tell you to do by dintech · · Score: 1

      The TSA tried to have the same checks on US domestic flights but the US Airline lobbies put an end to that.

  3. Lithium batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Airport securities may be able to scan computers with X-ray, but they have never been able to stop the defective exploding lithium ion batteries. It's only a matter of time before electronics are banned altogether after some terrorists turn batteries into weapons...

    1. Re:Lithium batteries? by TD-Linux · · Score: 1

      Lithium batteries don't "explode". The worst are lithium polymer, which vent highly toxic gas and burn uncontrollably... while this would be pretty bad, the forced ventilation system would take care of the gas within a few minutes, and a fire in the passenger area won't take down the plane with relatively modern designs.

    2. Re:Lithium batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are mistaken. There was a recent cargo plane crash in the middle east, and while reading about that incident, I found that even the smallest fire can bring down a plane.
      In fact, pilots say that if you don't land within 15 minutes of the fire starting, you're as good as dead.

    3. Re:Lithium batteries? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Depends on where the fire is. Sure, you might not be able to extinguish a burning lithium battery fire, but you could darn well contain it if the fire occurs in the passenger compartment. If it occurs in the luggage compartment close to avionics, you're probably pretty f*cked.

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    4. Re:Lithium batteries? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      That's incorrect. Fire on any aircraft is extremely serious. Fire on an empty airplane isn't as bad because there is far less to burn. Fire with passengers frequently have an abundance of fuel sources. Furthermore, materials on aircraft are only required to be fire retardant. This does not mean they will not burn and/or spread fire to adjacent areas. Though being fire retardant does help slow the spread. These materials, with a heat source applied, will continue to burn. The really bad part is, fire on modern aircraft almost always releases significant toxic materials which are then inhaled.

      The general rule of thumb, is a fire can not be extinguished in less than five minutes, it is extremely critical. Planes which are not on the ground in less than fifteen minutes after the outbreak of fire are typically catastrophic.

      And in case you don't already know, when you fly you should go out of your way to wear natural fibers. Never wear artificial fibers. For women, wearing hose is especially bad. All too often, hose becomes permanently bonded to the flesh in even minor flash-overs, which would otherwise not necessarily be life threatening or even disfiguring. The result of wearing hose can be horribly disfiguring. Besides, most natural fibers have a natural resistance to burning, tend to burn less vigorously when they do burn, and frequently have less resistance to their removal than artificial fibers, such as poly-blends. Cotton is your friend.

    5. Re:Lithium batteries? by monquito · · Score: 1

      And in case you don't already know, when you fly you should go out of your way to wear natural fibers. Never wear artificial fibers. For women, wearing hose is especially bad. All too often, hose becomes permanently bonded to the flesh in even minor flash-overs, which would otherwise not necessarily be life threatening or even disfiguring. The result of wearing hose can be horribly disfiguring. Besides, most natural fibers have a natural resistance to burning, tend to burn less vigorously when they do burn, and frequently have less resistance to their removal than artificial fibers, such as poly-blends. Cotton is your friend.

      Servicey! Also interesting, considering that most flight crew uniforms are pretty darn polyester.

    6. Re:Lithium batteries? by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      Polyester work clothes are avoided by welders and anyone else who works around a fire or burn hazard. This is the subject of many safety lectures and bulletins given on job sites.

    7. Re:Lithium batteries? by monquito · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess flight attendants didn't get the memo!

  4. Full body grope and cavity search from now on by DesertNomad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looks like Mr B has just bought himself a lifetime ticket to that line...

    http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travel-safety-security/1123034-tantric-tsa-art-foreplay.html

    1. Re:Full body grope and cavity search from now on by Fluffeh · · Score: 1, Funny
      Having read that post, I think I must ask for that more often.

      In high school and college track my co-athletes and I would pinch a bicep in jest, squeeze a shoulder blade, snap a wet towel against bare skin, but I had never been touched by a man like this before. This felt like my girlfriend, on our third or fourth date running her hands over my chest, my arm around her in a darkened movie theatre.

      "Sunburn, yes, I have sunburn!. Now, fondle me you hunk!"

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    2. Re:Full body grope and cavity search from now on by thisisntme · · Score: 1

      It had been a long summer with lots of sunburn, so I wanted to avoid radiation from the scanner

      What does having sunburn have to do with radiation from the scanner? I would have thought if anything the scanner would be preferable, to avoid someone touching the sore skin.

    3. Re:Full body grope and cavity search from now on by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Question guys: If a cute female TSA agent did that to you, would you be able to keep yourself from getting a massive hardon?

      I think I could do it, but it would take a lot of concentration, especially if the pat-down was done in private. I mean if she went down my happy trail with her fingers after administering a vigorous backrub and touching my butt...she might run into a suspicious bulge in my pants...

      (I'm kidding...sort of...)

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  5. YES YES YES! by metrix007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Finally, a voice with power pointing out the obvious.

    Will anyone get on the bandwagon, will it go any further?

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    1. Re:YES YES YES! by mywhitewolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i hope this is the beginning of rationalizing security threats. people are starting to realize that the knee jerk reaction from 9/11 may have been a bad idea.

    2. Re:YES YES YES! by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Finally, a voice with power pointing out the obvious.

      Will anyone get on the bandwagon, will it go any further?

      That's no progress. We won't have made progress and risen out of (what future historians will call) the Dark Age of Unenlightenment under which we currently live until we listen to what is obvious, reasonable, and demonstrably true no matter who points it out. Until then, it's money and power against money and power, or specifically in this case nation arguing against nation, same as it's always been.

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    3. Re:YES YES YES! by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      i hope this is the beginning of rationalizing security threats. people are starting to realize that the knee jerk reaction from 9/11 may have been a bad idea.

      Unfortunately all of the hindsight in the world is no substitute for having the wisdom and the courage to cherish freedom more than security.

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    4. Re:YES YES YES! by Miseph · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Earlier today Obama said the sky is blue. Clearly he is a lying Socialist, and the sky is not blue.

      Then I heard Glen Beck say that grass is green, which just proves he is a racist and a fascist, and now I can be sure that grass is not green.

      In this brave new world, we determine reality by excluding the views of those whom we predetermine to be wrong. Welcome, and enjoy the stay... just don't plan on leaving any time soon.

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    5. Re:YES YES YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course not. Where is the money coming from to fund these bureaucracies? Us, in very small amounts per person. Who is the money going to? Probably several levels of politicians and labor leaders, but altogether much fewer people for this specific little redistribution of wealth. That means the ones getting the money have much more incentive(their whole paycheck depends on it at the bottom level) vs a few dollars(or euros I guess) spread across the rest of the society.

      Which group is going to fight harder to keep things this way?

      Which group that gains money and the ability to grant friends jobs from this current set up is part of a group with the permission to initiate force against others to keep the money flowing this way?

      Until the leviathan breaks the back of those it lives off of, all the pressure will be to continue these sorts of behaviors. The only pressure against it is not so much an anger for some lost change, but the inconvenience and absurdity of this nonsense. That won't be sufficient.

    6. Re:YES YES YES! by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, you'll get John Bolton on Fox News saying how the US is being insulted by the UK and how they don't understand terrorism the way the US does and how the US deserves 'exceptional' rights and powers.

    7. Re:YES YES YES! by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Cue Die Hard character by Alan Rickman.

      I must have missed something.

    8. Re:YES YES YES! by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh I don't think everyone quite got what I meant.
      Under Bush, his appointee for UN ambassador John Bolton would always toe the most hardline view possible and try to find ways to avoid the US from falling under its own rules and treaties.

      When the UN complained that their 50-year old NY building had an asbestos problem and needed renovation, Bolton replied that the UN official was insulting the US by making such a claim. He's tried to use the claim that the US was above the rules it tried to set, including Biological weapons treaties etc. and called for bombing of Iran or at least heavy sanctions leading up to an invasion.

    9. Re:YES YES YES! by dtmancom · · Score: 2, Funny

      As I hate republicans and everything they stand for, I can clearly demonstrate that grass is not green by showing you a blade of brown grass from my dry back yard. You cannot argue with this, this is fact. This is why republicans are dangerously insane, probably shouldn't be allowed to vote, and should be castrated to be kept from breeding. Because they are all completely wrong about everything, and because Sarah Palin, Fox News, religion, guns, and the bible. They need to be forced at gunpoint to attend Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity."

    10. Re:YES YES YES! by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Finally, a voice with power pointing out the obvious.

      Unfortunately he is NOT pointing out the obvious. The obvious being it is a waste. He is just saying that paranoid USA requires stricter rules than anyone else, AND doesn't even necessarily follow them at all American airports. TFA says "While nobody wanted lax airport security, ..." Actually yes we do. IMHO laxer security is better than false security.

    11. Re:YES YES YES! by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      He may not be insulting the US, but I sure do every time I stand in line and try to return home. First they ask you 20 questions. Like "do you have anything that can be used as a weapon." Or "Do you have any electronic gear." Dude its 2010 of COURSE I have electronic gear. But I'm a freaking American Citizen, I just want to go home, stop asking me stupid questions and searching my carry on... AGAIN. And insisting that I've got to put my chapstick in a plastic bag (when I'm already in the entryway)

    12. Re:YES YES YES! by shentino · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to know is who shorted the airline stocks just before 9/11.

      And which sick bastard cared more about profiting from 9/11.

    13. Re:YES YES YES! by rufty_tufty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah because it's not like the UK has any experience with terrorism, I mean there was that whole pesky IRA thing, but it's not like it lasted for 8 decades or anything...

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    14. Re:YES YES YES! by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      They need to be forced at gunpoint to attend Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity."

      Priceless irony!

    15. Re:YES YES YES! by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      I love it when they say some other country doesn't "get" the terrorist threat. Israel's airport security is easier to get through than in the US. IS anyone going to tell me that Israel doesn't know what terrorism is all about?

      Directly to the letter's point:

      If we can't bring water or liquids on the planes because the x-ray scanners can't identify those items as malicious or not, then how does taking off our shoes to scan for those undetectable items make us any safer?

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    16. Re:YES YES YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I would call it courage to go onto a plane where people can bring basically anything they want, but I wouldn't call it wise.. Dumb ass..

    17. Re:YES YES YES! by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      I am not a republican either, but you most certainly do not hate republicans and all they stand for.

      Republicans stand for a strong and independent US, a federal government that lives within its means, the ability to achieve the American dream, etc...

      Democrats do as well. The "two parties" agree on most topics and have very similar goals, but instead of getting together and doing something good with all that energy, they waste it on seeking out and fighting ravenously over the select few "wedge" issues.

      The problem is that the wedge issues are so big they frequently don't have a right or wrong answer and require experimentation to test.

      The big problem most democrats have with republicans is that the republicans muster and get their agenda accomplished then crow loudly about it.
      The democrats want to rule by committee and take a long time to come to an internal consensus about what to do, then just as long about how to do it. When they do accomplish something they don't hold a parade.

      I think Obama should stand on the steps of the NYSE with a banner behind him that states "Recession Solved" in patriotic graphics and tell us all unequivocally how everything is better. Doesn't matter if anything is better, just that he says it is. This worked for Bush for a while.

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    18. Re:YES YES YES! by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the Jerk with the knee was in the White House at that time.

    19. Re:YES YES YES! by causality · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I would call it courage to go onto a plane where people can bring basically anything they want, but I wouldn't call it wise.. Dumb ass..

      Yeah, because EVERYONE KNOWS that there is no reasonable amount of security that is not just security theater. No, Mr. AC, it's either completely overdo it or have no security at all. Since I argue against completely overdoing it, OBVIOUSLY I must want no security at all in your little black-and-white world. Bravo, sir, bravo.

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    20. Re:YES YES YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone's jumping in favor of this guy, but both miss the point.

      Most of the US practices insisted on are also done at US airports. People remove their shoes. People get their laptops and tablets checked. Regularly. Anyone who flies knows this. Big whoop we confuse tablets and laptops for now. It's of such little substance, no one really gives a shit. Really.

      The point should be that these checks are not about stopping terrorism. They don't stop terrorism. They inconvenience, and they prop up a failed security system on the presumption that doing something is better than doing nothing or in lieu of doing the right thing.

      Crappy, misplaced message that will only confuse the people even more about what should and should not be done. Coming at it from a point of PARITY in security demands between countries is a useless argument, because each country will just set off one versus the other, which never works if a collaborative or cooperative understanding is to be reached.

    21. Re:YES YES YES! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were asleep during the Clinton years. More then once, he took republican ideas and agendas as his own and crowed louder then the loudest cock in the barnyard. Democrats crow very loudly when they have a success. However, it just seems lately that they haven't had to many successes. At least none that they were proud of.

      I think Obama should stand on the steps of the NYSE with a banner behind him that states "Recession Solved" in patriotic graphics and tell us all unequivocally how everything is better. Doesn't matter if anything is better, just that he says it is. This worked for Bush for a while.

      Oh god, were you being facetious and I missed it?

    22. Re:YES YES YES! by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Earlier today Obama said the sky is blue. Clearly he is a lying Socialist, and the sky is not blue.

      Then I heard Glen Beck say that grass is green, which just proves he is a racist and a fascist, and now I can be sure that grass is not green.

      In this brave new world, we determine reality by excluding the views of those whom we predetermine to be wrong. Welcome, and enjoy the stay... just don't plan on leaving any time soon.

      The sky is grey because of pollution and the grass is brown because of global warming.

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  6. i'll show you offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Saturn is actually an autonomous research facility for an alien civilization. The rings are supercolliders, like LHC or the one at Fermilabs, only a million times more powerful. The center also began biological experimentation billions of years ago on Earth, but the project was terminated when there was a sample breach and the directors decided to abandon the planet.

    "But how does the civilization who built the thing retrieve information?" you ask. "We could detect any radio waves leaving the planet."

    Well, the facility uses quantum teleportation to manipulate the Sun, producing sunspots. These spots are visible millions of light years away (they have a lot of time to wait for the results, they have engineered immortality and spend most of their time in stasis.) Other stars have other research facilities that communicate with other stars, creating a redundant mesh-like network of slow communication that they use.

    1. Re:i'll show you offtopic by Leonard+Fedorov · · Score: 1

      Its posts like this that are why we need a "-1 Timecube" moderation option.

    2. Re:i'll show you offtopic by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But Cube 4x4 voids 1 & God!

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    3. Re:i'll show you offtopic by Alamais · · Score: 1

      But why don't we detect radiation from the SSC (Saturn SuperCollider) events?

  7. Take my hat off to the man by Kittenman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Brave thing to say from where he's sitting. This is going to cost him money, friends and influence. I mean, just saying that all that US Security isn't necessary. Imagine what someone will be saying next.

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    1. Re:Take my hat off to the man by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 5, Funny

      So Martin Broughton went to the Wizard of Oz and got courage, the TSA could go get brains and a heart and air-travelers could wish to go home without being extensively cavity searched?

    2. Re:Take my hat off to the man by agendi · · Score: 1

      +1 Literary

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    3. Re:Take my hat off to the man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of "It's just completely ridiculous!", I would have expected, "A bit of a bother with those Yanks, isn't it."

    4. Re:Take my hat off to the man by grcumb · · Score: 1

      So Martin Broughton went to the Wizard of Oz and got courage, the TSA could go get brains and a heart and air-travelers could wish to go home without being extensively cavity searched?

      Oh! OH! OH! I so want to be the Tin Man, so the TSA can kiss my shiny metal ass.

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    5. Re:Take my hat off to the man by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a completely pointless thing to say. Whether or not the UK wants to go along or not, any plane entering American airspace has to follow our rules, or risk being taken down. Same goes for other nations as well, if you want your plane to go through their airspace you have to follow their rules. The French wouldn't allow us to fly our military planes through their airspace en route to Iraq for the first gulf war so we kind of had to route elsewhere.

    6. Re:Take my hat off to the man by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      If the US were applying those rules to it's own companies within it's own borders he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
      unfortunately it's a double standard, one rule for americans, another for everyone else.
      (but that's ok because USA number 1! USA number 1! go nationalism!)

    7. Re:Take my hat off to the man by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      So you would be happy with the UK specifying how the US should deal with security when a plane is bound for the UK from the US? Maybe not a good example as UK security is generally not bad (though it has its moments). Let's try another example.

      Would you be happy with Syria telling the US how security in US airports should be run for flights from the US into Pakistan? Or perhaps the Pakistan government demanding that part of the waiting lounge (temporarily) becomes Pakistani territory? Or North Korea telling the US to institute *North Korea's* security regimes which are ineffective and costly?

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    8. Re:Take my hat off to the man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have my ass powder coated gold so you can bite my glourious golden ass!

    9. Re:Take my hat off to the man by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'll have my ass powder coated gold so you can bite my glourious golden ass!

      Hope you enjoy your time in the oven.

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    10. Re:Take my hat off to the man by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Is the US really going to take down a jet full of British passengers (many of which would be returning American citizens)?

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    11. Re:Take my hat off to the man by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      But the rules are COMPLETELY STUPID!! They do absolutely nothing to increase passenger or airline security. They are there only to justify the securities own existance. If they were really concerned about security they would scan 100% of cargo going into and out of the US.

      Doesn't it seem ridiculous that they ask you to dump out your water, take off your belt and shoes, but then 90% of the cargo that everyone is sitting on has NEVER been scanned?

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    12. Re:Take my hat off to the man by stubob · · Score: 1

      Crazy things like you don't fight terrorism with aircraft carriers?

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    13. Re:Take my hat off to the man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awfully racist to assume he's Jewish just because he likes gold.

    14. Re:Take my hat off to the man by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Awfully racist to assume he's Jewish just because he likes gold.

      I realized how it sounded before I even hit preview, but I sent it anyway. I jump on humor grenades.

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    15. Re:Take my hat off to the man by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of respect for Martin Broughton. Brave? The man has balls of solid brass. He plays a hard game, he plays to win and he succeeds.

      He also seems to be dedicating the month of October to fucking over Americans, but that might be coincidence.

  8. Guess who... by feepness · · Score: 1

    Guess who's next on the don't fly list!

  9. US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Countries like the UK and Israel have experience with terrorism, and they've developed reasonably sane ways of handling it. Just to be clear, I'm not praising the fact that they stole land from the Irish and the Palestinians -- but at least they don't act like total idiots when someone sets off a bomb. The US, on the other hand, responded to 9/11 by running around like a chicken with its head cut off. We shot ourselves in the foot in ways that were far worse than any of the damage done by the 9/11 hijackers, including two wars and an all-out assault on our own civil liberties. Compared to that kind of national self-mutilation, I can't really take it too seriously when I'm not allowed to bring a full-size shampoo bottle on an airplane -- but it certainly is an example of the same idiocy, just on a smaller scale.

    1. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funny thing is, having flown EL AL from Canada to Israel, and to Europe, and then back to Israel. I didn't really notice the security(which is the mark of a good system). Not to mention they actually profile people who are probably going to be a threat, instead of the 87 year old grandmother with oxygen tanks.

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    2. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You made a fatal error. You assumed (at least I assumed you assumed) that these decisions are from a lack of experience and working knowledge. Incorrect. This is BY DESIGN. It's a total feel-good measure to protect against a political backlash of "not doing enough" spearheaded by the opposing political party.

      If you want to be serious about this, just place an armed air marshal on-board every flight. The weapon of choice doesn't have to involve shooting bullets. IMHO, this would be far more effective and far cheaper. If something gets out of hand, deadly force may be used accordingly. Case closed.

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    3. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Profiling decreases security, by design. Profiling means to increase security for certain groups of people, and decrease it for others -- but the effects are public, and therefore visible to any terrorists, so any terrorists with any intelligence will simply focus on the weaker areas, and gain benefit from profiling.

      It is only people who are unfamiliar with game theory and simple logic who do not realize this -- of course, this includes all politicians, contractors, and bureaucrats.

    4. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Profiling doesn't work. Anybody who says otherwise is either delusional or abusing it in some fashion.

    5. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by isorox · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, having flown EL AL from Canada to Israel, and to Europe, and then back to Israel. I didn't really notice the securit

      Really? You didn't notice the checkpoint before you get to the airport, the line for the first bag/mtal detector screening, the check of the passport and the questions, the island in the middle while they unpack your dirty underwear, and only then are you allowed to check in!

      Checking in at JFK T7 was no different to Heathrow.

      I've flown from Tel Aviv and JFK this year, Tel Aviv had a lot more blatant security. Hell, just to get into the Mall in Jerusalem required scanning and bag searches (although not as much as trying to get into the hotel in Islamabad)

      I'm not saying the US reaction to 9/11 wasn't over the top, or that Israel's is over the top, but your experience is different to mine.

      (P.S. More Americans died in traffic accidents in September 2001 than from terrorism)

    6. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Profiling DOES work when the threat is a very specific group of people, like those the Israelis concern themselves with.

    7. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention they actually profile people who are probably going to be a threat, instead of the 87 year old grandmother with oxygen tanks.

      Because one of those oxygen tanks isn't a freaking ideal piece of equipment to conceal a really large explosive. Grandma probably wouldn't even notice it either.

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    8. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by dlgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      RACIAL profiling doesn't work. BEHAVIORAL profiling (what the Israelis do) is extremely effective. If you fly to Israel, before you can even check into your flight, you get interrogated by one of their security officers. They'll ask you about where you're going, where you've been in Israel, etc, then they ask follow up questions to try to trip you up. While they're doing this, someone else is watching by camera for nervous ticks and all the involuntary reactions that are inevitable in someone planning malfeasance. It's extremely effective, but not scalable in terms of cost.

    9. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Splab · · Score: 4, Informative

      Really?

      My sister was withheld for 4 hours at an Israeli check point for questioning; her skin tone is slightly dark and could easily be mistaken for northern Muslim - even though she has a Danish passport, born by Danish parents and lived most of her life here. Her travelling companion however, was let right through the gates, milky white complexion and carrying drugs.

    10. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The security process was necessary: The grandmother in question could have been a spy for the Rab C Nesbitt liberation front. She was most certainly a greater threat than most of the problems we tackle at Airport Security on a dialy basis.

    11. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doing nothing is cheaper, and 99.999% as effective. So a much better cost to benefit ratio.

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    12. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't include the UK in the "they've developed reasonably sane ways of handling it" - in fact after 9/11 they copied a lot of things from the US and their airport security leans toward the excessive and the ridiculous.

      Clearly bombers who are Muslim extremists have some kind of large terroristic advantage over those from Northern Ireland 'cause all this crap (and not just the airport security stuff) wasn't needed for the later but seems to be needed for the first. Maybe there's some hidden chapter in the Koran about execution of terrorist attacks in the 20th century or something ... or maybe all the lessons that the UK security services learned during the years of "The Troubles" were thrown away by populist, power hungry politicians happilly supported by politically nominated chiefs of the security forces looking for expanding their reach (and pay) and following the lead of the US.

      Nah, clearly the Prophet had visions of the future and wrote down a terrorist guide - that's the only logical explanation ...

    13. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Countries like the UK and Israel have experience with terrorism, and they've developed reasonably sane ways of handling it.

      Maybe this is a European thing - but we no longer consider building a giant fucking dividing wall to be a 'sane measure'.

    14. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by isorox · · Score: 1

      easily be mistaken for northern Muslim

      I don't know where to begin with what's wrong with that statement.

      milky white complexion and carrying drugs.

      Most of TLV isn't concerned with drugs, it's not a major problem for Israel, and should get picked up by customs.

    15. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Sockatume · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I should point out that those "nervous ticks and involuntary reactions", if you're referring to so-called microexpressions, are currently well in the realm of pseudoscience. They're no more revealing than general nervousness or erratic behavior. (Perhaps unsurprisingly the TSA is very enthusiastic about adopting the technique.)

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    16. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stole land? Ha. An American who doesn't think might is right. That's a first.

    17. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by madenglishbloke · · Score: 1

      Your second sentence is somewhat disingenuous - you may as well blame all the national rivalries in Europe on the Romans invading everyone else and stealing their lands. Ireland (as a whole) has been under British rule for hundreds of years, dating right back to the Norman invasion in the Twelfth Century - remember, these are the same Normans who invaded England. Incidentally, the Normans were invited over to help one of the ousted Irish kings regain his kingdom, and he gradually handed more and more power over to the Normans. If anything, the British GAVE AWAY land, allowing the creation of the Irish Free State which occupied 5/6ths of the landmass - the Protestant dominated North-East of the country remained part of the UK. All the terrorism was aimed at bringing that last small piece into an independent Ireland, and was mostly bankrolled by the Irish government and various American political groups who claimed an Irish background - even if that background was Protestant rather than Catholic. More people were killed by Irish terrorists than died in the Twin Towers, yet not once did the British government try bringing in any measures approaching anywhere near this level of paranoia and stupidity.

    18. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'm not praising the fact that they stole land from the Irish and the Palestinians

      Name a nation that hasn't, somewhere in it's history, taken land from others (that includes the ancestors of the Irish and the Palestinians by the way)

      In the USA, you took your whole country from the native inhabitants.

      I agree somewhat with the rest of your comment but I should say that things in the UK are going the way of the US - politicians using fear of terrorism to push through increasingly harsh laws that attack our freedom.

    19. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Air Marshel?
      You're over complicating things.

      how about we go even more simple- lock the cabin door and make it a really solid door.
      For bonus points make it impossible to open in-flight .

      Keep It Really Simple.

    20. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, Tim Roth and Kelli Williams work for the israelis now?

    21. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Informative

      Profiling DOES work when the threat is a very specific group of people, like those the Israelis concern themselves with.

      What, Japanese people? Or pregnant Irishwomen?

      The Israelis are not stupid enough to think that the threat comes from a "very specific group of people".

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    22. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, having flown EL AL from Canada to Israel, and to Europe, and then back to Israel. I didn't really notice the security(which is the mark of a good system).

      Really? Here in Atlanta, the Tel Aviv flight always leaves from the same gate. Why? Because the Israeli government requires additional screening for all passengers and crew. The airport had to actually install 2 screening lanes at that gate. TSA doesn't even work those lines, they are staffed by contractors.

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    23. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, having flown EL AL from Canada to Israel, and to Europe, and then back to Israel. I didn't really notice the security(which is the mark of a good system). Not to mention they actually profile people who are probably going to be a threat, instead of the 87 year old grandmother with oxygen tanks.

      My mate used to fly to Israel on El Al all the time from Britain. His way of amusing himself on the flight was to try and guess who the under cover armed officers on the plane were. Apparrently one would always be in the front couple of rows near the cabin so you did not have too many candidates to choose from.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Al

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    24. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by fey000 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the native Americans didn't have a flag. And you know the rules...

    25. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      The two most effective things that have been done for airport security

      1) Locked door to the cockpit, so any terrorist has no access and cannot hijack the plane

      2) Bomb-proof luggage compartments, so any bomb they do manage to sneak on board is ineffective

      Both of which do not affect the passengers at all....

      The last problem is a suicide bomber on board who tries to blow up the plane, or kill the passengers - an air marshal will not be able to stop this ...in fact almost all the security theatre at airports does little to stop this ...it just makes it more difficult

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    26. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by delinear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, while there's no proof that the techniques work, and almost certainly if they did they'd be useless in anything other than a closed interview room with cameras to monitor and replay actions, they do have the benefit to the authorities of pretty much being able to drag anyone out of line for interview with zero real reason ("Oh, I saw a micro-expression that looked like guilt").

    27. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Countries like the UK and Israel have experience with terrorism, and they've developed reasonably sane ways of handling it.

      Maybe this is a European thing - but we no longer consider building a giant fucking dividing wall to be a 'sane measure'.

      Unfortunately (IMO, though I don't live there and have never visited) there are "Peace Walls" in Belfast.

    28. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by delinear · · Score: 1

      Terrorists from Ireland/NI don't need to make air travel any more miserable for people. Ryanair already does a good enough job.

    29. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      My sister was withheld for 4 hours at an Israeli check point for questioning; her skin tone is slightly dark and could easily be mistaken for northern Muslim - even though she has a Danish passport, born by Danish parents and lived most of her life here.

      Incidentally many Israeli's have fairly dark skin tone as well so it unlikely to be just her skin tone that set them off. What is her religious background though? This is far more likely flag you for special attention. Also, is her surname or firstname of arabic descent? If she has only lived there most of her life where was she born?

      I am certainly not denying that if she was of Arabic descent she will be subject to tighter security since that is definitely the case. There are far more accurate ways of spotting arabic descendants than skin tone though.

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    30. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      It's funny, given your cautiousness in your second sentence with your assumptions, that you abandon all such caution in order to declare the case closed.

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    31. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's extremely effective, but not scalable in terms of cost.

      They don't even need someone else watching him; just put three or four cameras on him and tell him that his every facial motion is being scrutinized by a supercomputer. Then have one guy ask him questions and watch how nervous he gets. That ought to let them scale up to double capacity immediately.

      Of course, if any of this shit actually worked then it would scale up fine because we could do it with machines.

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    32. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      (P.S. More Americans died in traffic accidents in September 2001 than from terrorism)

      The sad thing is that there's probably several kinds of things you can say that about. Drinking alcohol, for example. Or misprescription of prescription medications.

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    33. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      her skin tone is slightly dark and could easily be mistaken for northern Muslim

      What is "Northern Muslim"? Being Muslim is a religion. That's like beeing Southern Catholic. Makes no sense...

    34. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by digitig · · Score: 1

      Just out of interest, when did the British take land from the Irish? As far as I can see, Britain and Ireland came under common rule when the Normans conquered both. Sure, Ireland was then treated pretty crappily which led to understandable resentment, but the British never actually stole the land. The nearest was the so-called "Tudor conquest", but that was actually just a re-establishment of control that had been waning.

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    35. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by digitig · · Score: 1

      Being a Southern Baptist doesn't make any sense either, but it's valid terminology.

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    36. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Maybe she was nervous because, you know, her companion was carrying drugs through an Israeli checkpoint.

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    37. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Yes but baptists are such a small group and are mainly in the US. I wouldn't consider baptist a worldwide religion.

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    38. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by lePooch · · Score: 1

      My guess is he probably mean NORTHERN AFRICAN Muslim, who differ from Persians and Arabic Muslims in both common facial features and skin tone, yet share similar(not identical) religion.

    39. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      WTF is a "northern muslim"?
      Is that like a Western jew or a Southern Buddhist?

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    40. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The role of security isn't to stop drugs - it's to stop bombs and guns.

    41. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by digitig · · Score: 1

      Yes but baptists are such a small group and are mainly in the US

      [citation needed]

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    42. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they don't nearly have the kind of manpower to pull it off. The ones who can actually do this effectively work for three-letter agencies that are higher up in the totem pole, i.e. FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF, etc.

      The TSA is just there to look intimidating, not unlike a big bouncer at the door. Push comes to shove, it's the guy at the control room looking at the monitors that's calling the shots.

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    43. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Here's baptist disribution in the US.

      Baptists are numbered at 100 million worldwide, but I would argue that baptists in the US have a different belief system. The Southern Baptist Convention has 16 million members.

      Contrasted with this is all of Christianity at over 2 billion, and over half of that are Catholics. Here's an actual breakdown by the numbers if you are interested.

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    44. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't expect some fuckwit IRA supporter who probably grew up on a council estate to actually understand the political history of what they "believe" in now do you?

    45. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For bonus points make it impossible to open in-flight .

      Long haul flights require a relief crew to fly part of it, and I imagine it'll get really smelly for the (single) crew if they have to piss and shit in the seats they're sat in. Although as apparently they can't get any food or drink, I guess that problem will be mitigated somewhat.

    46. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that even an untampered with tank of oxygen can explode quite violently

    47. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by u38cg · · Score: 1

      And how do you propose to bring down an airplane with drugs? Try and drop E in the pilot's coffee and hope that they fall in love with the ground?

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    48. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      they stole land from the Irish

      Steal? Only in the same way that the Normans stole land from the Anglo-Saxons, who stole it from the Picts, who stole it from the Celts, who frankly stole it in the first place when they invaded from Ireland.

      None of which justifies the IRA setting off bombs under civilians, law enforcement or random members of royalty.

    49. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by ZorroXXX · · Score: 1

      Bruce Schneier calls it CYA security ("Cover Your Ass" security).

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    50. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't those planes already carrying air marshalls as they're called? Oh wait, that's mainly international flights.

    51. Re:US doesn't know how to handle terrorism. by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      Given the current ratio of (commerical flights hijacked) / (commercial flights total), how do you prove that it is 99.999% (or any other percent) effective, when the mean time between incidents is measured in years?

  10. not very efficient by submain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I accidentally left a silver knife and a silver fork that I use to lunch at work in my backpack when I made a trip to Brazil. Passed through 4 domestic flights and 2 international ones and none of the security check points noticed a thing. I was surprised when I got home and found those in my bag.

    1. Re:not very efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Even better. Let's pretend that security is 100% effective and finds every piece of metal in your luggage.

      Let's see how we can defeat the system ...

    2. Re:not very efficient by Jbcarpen · · Score: 2, Funny

      They just thought you were hunting werewolves.

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    3. Re:not very efficient by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Informative

      The sad thing is you don't even need to go to such lengths to find a weapon on (or near) a plane.

      1) Waltz through security with nothing but your wallet and the clothes on your back
      2) Head to duty free, buy a heavy glass bottle
      3) Board. Optionally, enjoy some of your beverage (liquid courage!)
      4) Mid way through the flight, stand up and smash the bottle on something hard (like a stewardess' cart).
      5) Hijack plane
      6) ???
      7) Profit.

      As an aside, no security is 100%. A two years ago I was visiting the Hoover Dam and managed to walk right through security (just a metal detector) with a pocket knife without even realizing it until much later.

    4. Re:not very efficient by Dozy+Lizard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prob'ly its hard to bring down a dam with a pocket knife.

    5. Re:not very efficient by Entropius · · Score: 1

      You could do even worse and walk through security with a piece of obsidian.

      Obsidian keeps a wickedly sharp edge when it's broken, and it stays sharp. The Aztecs used essentially sticks with bits of obsidian embedded in them as weapons of war, and they were absolutely brutal.

    6. Re:not very efficient by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The system is even set up to be averse to correcting for this. If you alerted them to their failure, you'd find yourself in a whole heap of trouble.

    7. Re:not very efficient by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      I have an even easier method.

      1) Book a 1st Class seat
      2) Enjoy (hah!) the in flight meal, complete with metal cutlery, glass beakers and china tea cups
      3) Hijack plane with your choice of weaponry
      4) ???
      5) Profit!

      Seriously, apparently we think that people about to commit suicide / mass murder are also too cheap to splash out for the comfy tickets. Terrorists are peasants, so they must only fly cattle class!

    8. Re:not very efficient by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      You haven't used airline metal cutlery, I see.

      Iberia (spanish airline) uses metal cutlery. They cut off the end of the fork, and probably blunt the knife as well (it's got a crappy serrated edge on it). They seem to have perfected this and made the amazing achievement of creating a metal knife that cuts worse than a plastic one.

      That said, if you do manage to stab somebody with one of those, maybe you can give them a nasty infection. The cutlery comes in a sealed plastic packet, but all of it seems to have bits of salad stuck to it.

    9. Re:not very efficient by delinear · · Score: 1

      So order the steak - if you're going first class anyway, damn the expense.

    10. Re:not very efficient by delinear · · Score: 1

      I also think the restriction on liquids is stupid. So you're not allowed to carry more than 100ml of liquid through security. What's to stop five or ten people each carrying the same amount and pooling it on the other side - once you're passed the checks nobody gives a damn what you're carrying onto the plane. They don't even all need to die (if the aim is to bring the plane down), just have 9 of them fly elsewhere and one guy gets to be a "martyr" for his cause.

    11. Re:not very efficient by anegg · · Score: 1

      The security at Hoover Dam was reasonable the last time I was there (a couple of years after 9/11/2001). I had my Leatherman Supertool on my belt when I arrived at the security screening across the dam from the parking lot where I had left my car. When I saw the magnetometers I sighed, because I didn't want to have to make the round trip to my car to stow my "dangerous item." So I showed it to the guard and he compared the length of the longest blade against a measuring stick. Since the blade was of legal length he gave it back to me and passed me on through the checkpoint.

      Compare this to most of the federal buildings in Washington DC where even a tiny Craftsman keychain pen knife gets you denied access despite the fact that a sharpened pencil would be more dangerous. (In the example I saw, the individual holding the tiny personal grooming pen knife was a vetted IT contractor working for the agency whose building he was trying to enter. He asked the guard if the guard was letting the folks through with sharpened pencils. The guard was not amused.)

    12. Re:not very efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or go to the steak restaurant that's located conveniently after the security checks and order a steak knife ( juicy steak is an added bonus ). Yes, they did have steak knives.

  11. Makes me wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes me wonder if this is part of the game of using outside interests as a means to justify more surveillance here in the US. After all, it's quite easy to say "well gee the brits say they're doing all this extra stuff we don't do so maybe we should start!" A perfectly 'rational' response for politics.

  12. Argh... by Entropius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was in Tokyo/Narita, they had these nifty little tubes with a microwave emitter and antenna in them. Send a pulse of 2.4GHz microwaves into a drink bottle, same stuff as your microwave oven uses, and check if it resonates strongly. I bet the things cost under a hundred bucks to make.

    All the "liquid explosives" people are worried about are not mostly water. All of the crap people take on planes to drink is mostly water. Yet the TSA won't let me take a bit of juice or water through security? What a crock.

    I asked a TSA guy about this, and he said that "we're developing new x-ray scanning technology that can check drinks, but it won't be ready until 2012, and it is very expensive."

    Huh? The Japanese have solved this problem with a fucking microwave oven, and we're wanking about with this ridiculous security theater?

    1. Re:Argh... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      I guess they still aren't up to snuff with European security requirements then. Not too long ago I flew NRT->HEL->FRA and at Helsinki they made us go through another security check and they actually ended up finding lots of stuff that was banned, including a couple knives.

      And offtopic but Finish women wearing security uniforms with white leather gloves on = HAWT!

    2. Re:Argh... by GaryOlson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Apparently the Japanese use engineers and scientists to solve technical problems. In the US, lawyers and nanny-state politicians define the problems, define what tools can be used to solve the problems, then require the engineers and scientists use the wrong tool because they won't pay for the right tool. Of course we can't solve the problem; the problem has been distorted beyond reasonable solution.

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    3. Re:Argh... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Can the Japanese system properly tell the difference between liquid explosive and, say, shampoo or toothpaste or makeup? Or any of the things that are not dangerous but which dont contain mostly water?

    4. Re:Argh... by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the US, political donors define the problems, define what tools can be used to solve the problems

      there, fixed that for ya

    5. Re:Argh... by Tacvek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shampoo is mostly water (as in more than any other single ingredient) . The first ingredient on virtually every bottle of shampoo I have ever seen is "Aqua", which is water.

      Granted that it often does contain a whole lot of other ingredients, but certainly enough that it should set off the water detector.

      The idea should be that anything that has enough water that it is almost certainly not a bomb making chemical can be immidately ruled safe, letting them examine the others more closely.

      Of course high water content does not not rule out the possibility of being a weapon. Saturated solutions of HCL for example are still like 60% water, and yet could easily eat through the aluminum skin of an airplane, or do severe harm to a person.

      But nobody's ever tried to hijack an airplane with that yet (as far as I know), so security ignores the possibility.

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    6. Re:Argh... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Haven't been to Japan for a few years I take it? You've been missing all the cuddly fun and political scandals.

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    7. Re:Argh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is America, dammit. Profits must be made.

      I thought this would have been obvious by now.

    8. Re:Argh... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Or, you could have women with explosive breast implants...

      I really wanted to leave that as a joke, but it's a non-laughing matter when these people plan on packing explosives in their body. Who cares about infection or discomfort. They'll blow themselves up and causing as much mayhem as possible anyways.

      We are not simply fighting terrorism. To call it that is pure political correctness bullshit. We are fighting an ideology where by the members are praised for doing Gods work in his name. Focus on the root cause, not the periphery.

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    9. Re:Argh... by tftp · · Score: 1

      hydrogen peroxide is going to test very, very much like water. Fizzy water, maybe.

      Hydrogen peroxide (3%) is a good oral antiseptic, and many dentists recommend to use it (mixed with Listerine) as a mouthwash.

      But if you decide to drink even that weak 3% solution, enough foam will spew out of your mouth to put a medium-sized fire out. Hydrogen peroxide is given internally to animals to induce vomiting (and the same will happen to humans.) Finally, 30% H(2)O(2) causes burn-like damage to skin, so you should drink it only if you don't expect to use your digestive system ever again.

      All in all, if a terrorist manages to get some bad things onto an airplane it will most likely be done with help of an airport employee or a contractor. There are quite a few things that are delivered to an airport on a daily basis - like goods for stores within the secure area, food for outgoing flights, jet fuel in huge volume, and so on. All these items offer endless concealment possibilities, even ignoring that the jet fuel is itself flammable.

    10. Re:Argh... by IICV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wife took a vial of mercury on a flight once (it was for science, and the destination lab was in a third world country with no way of getting any). Mercury does this to aluminum, over the course of a long enough period of time (and this was a very long flight). TSA didn't find it.

      The worst part? TSA actually went through the case she'd checked (it was a suspicious one, I have to admit) and opened some of the flasks in there. What was in those flasks? Nothing - literally. They contained high-quality vacuum, to be used for taking samples at the destination (again, lab in a third world country, not equipped to pump down those flasks). Despite opening the case, searching through the contents, and actually going in to some of the flasks the TSA actively missed something that would have been dangerous to the plane in the hands of the wrong person.

      Why? Well, the vacuum flasks looked like bomb components you'd see on TV (to the point where my wife even in a nice little note saying "please don't open these, they're just vacuum flasks, we're poor scientists, here's a number to call at the university if you don't believe me"), while the vial of mercury was tightly packed in a Nalgene, the sort of hard shelled water bottle hikers use sometimes.

    11. Re:Argh... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Maybe it's because threatening to take down a plane heading to a third world country isn't a very significant threat in the eyes of the TSA, and that nobody's going to take you fucking seriously to begin with if you say "I HAVE MERCURY HERE! DON'T MOVE! IT'LL EAT THROUGH THE CABIN IN A MATTER OF HOURS!".

      Seriously, who the hell actually knows that mercury even does that?

    12. Re:Argh... by pckl300 · · Score: 1

      I asked a TSA guy about this, and he said that "we're developing new x-ray scanning technology that can check drinks, but it won't be ready until 2012, and it is very expensive."

      Huh? The Japanese have solved this problem with a fucking microwave oven, and we're wanking about with this ridiculous security theater?

      Don't expect innovation when throwing money at the problem will suffice.

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      In the beginning, there was null.
    13. Re:Argh... by richlv · · Score: 1

      they actually ended up finding lots of stuff that was banned, including a couple knives.

      ...and nothing has happened in approximately a million flights where people accidentally have brought through the "security" knives, water bottles and other items that are prohibited.

      when you (general public) see that big part of the measures is useless and a waste of time & money, you assume that _everything_ in the security are is like that. same as me seeing how passengers get 0.5 water bottles confiscated, only to have some airport shop employee go through the security checkpoint with a palette full of 1.5l water bottles.

      those who selectively enforce ridiculous measures are doing much, much more to undermine any legitimate security efforts.

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      Rich
    14. Re:Argh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercury is banned, period. It attacks aluminum and duralumin. Anything that's been in contact with mercury has to be stripped and replaced, otherwise the airframe will rot.

    15. Re:Argh... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > But nobody's ever tried to hijack an airplane with that yet (as far as I know), so security ignores the possibility.

      And *that* is exactly what is wrong with TSA and the like: they only look at what's been tried, but never stop to think about what else might be possible.

      In other words, despite all the noise they make, they still do nothing more than running after the facts and cleaning up the mess, instead of preventing new ones.

      --
      What a depressingly stupid machine.
    16. Re:Argh... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Apparently the Japanese use engineers and scientists to solve technical problems. In the US, lawyers and nanny-state politicians define the problems,

      Mentioning "nanny-state" is kind of ironic when comparing the US to Japan.

    17. Re:Argh... by Engeekneer · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because threatening to take down a plane heading to a third world country isn't a very significant threat in the eyes of the TSA

      If it flies there, it'll fly back too. And if this takes hours and hours, you can just as well screw up the return flight.

      Seriously, who the hell actually knows that mercury even does that?

      If mercury does that to planes, then anyone who comes up with methods of attacking planes should. Which means the TSA airport crew should know.

    18. Re:Argh... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      In the US, lawyers and nanny-state politicians are the problem

      There, fixed that for you

    19. Re:Argh... by chrb · · Score: 1

      Yet the TSA won't let me take a bit of juice or water through security? What a crock.

      I never understood why people are so annoyed by not being able to take a drink through security. You can buy a multitude of drinks on the other side, everything from hot coffee to litre bottles of vodka. You can also fill up water for free from fountains or taps in the bathroom. Why is it such a big deal, that annoys so many people, that you can't take your own drink through? A couple of dollars added onto the cost of a flight to buy a drink isn't that much.

    20. Re:Argh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds to me as though the device is either a security theatre distraction, or the guy explaining how it worked didn't know how it worked. Liquid water doesn't have a resonance at 2.4GHz. Its absorption/reflection/transmission characteristics of microwaves at that frequency are going to be shared by any small dipole molecule. If the device really did work using that frequency, it was a dipole detector. Most critically, it would be difficult to tell the difference between water and hydrogen peroxide using something like that.

    21. Re:Argh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't assume that it was an engineer or a scientist who came up with it, just because it sounds sciency. Liquid water doesn't have a resonance at 2.4GHz. As far as a huge wavelength wave like that is concerned, water is just a small dipole molecule, looking very very similar to hydrogen peroxide.

    22. Re:Argh... by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      The frequently a microwave oven uses is actually off-resonance for water. It's about a factor of 8 too low in frequency.

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      No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
    23. Re:Argh... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      We are not simply fighting terrorism. To call it that is pure political correctness bullshit. We are fighting an ideology where by the members are praised for doing Gods work in his name. Focus on the root cause, not the periphery.

      Actually we're not doing either. We've already won the war against the loony islamists, that's why they've resorted to terrorism. They first tried to gain power by popular revolution, that failed, then by coups d'etat, that failed, then as they resorted to terrorism.

      Their only chance of victory is if we hand it to them by destroying everything about us they hate, and yes, to use a cliche, that does include our freedom.

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    24. Re:Argh... by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Other than its stupid? Recently I was flying home. I flew through Amsterdam. I had a very short layover, and grabbed a Coke and a snack IN THE AIRPORT. Now keep in mind I had flown from another part of Europe, and was already in the airport, buying a drink from the store IN THE AIRPORT. I got to my gate, faced the 20 questions, went to the ticket counter, and had to go through ANOTHER security scanner. They made my empty my water bottle, and throw away my bottle of coke (cause I guess it might spill) It isn't the "couple of dollars" it is the principal. Why stop me from bringing soda on board?

    25. Re:Argh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a migraine sufferer I have to be very careful, both not to get dehydrated but also about what I drink - certain things are instant triggers. I can only drink fresh juice, concentrate for some reason is out, as are most fizzy drinks, water is fine but if my blood sugar gets too low, again that's a trigger so I then have to carry water and food. Not being able to take my drink through actually is a reasonably big deal for me. Does it make me feel any safer? Let me ask you, how do you think all those drinks got on the other side of security in the first place?

    26. Re:Argh... by digitig · · Score: 1

      All the "liquid explosives" people are worried about are not mostly water. All of the crap people take on planes to drink is mostly water. Yet the TSA won't let me take a bit of juice or water through security? What a crock.

      If they let you through with water, you wouldn't have to buy the overpriced stuff in the airport shops, which would hit their profits. Now, that's a threat they take very seriously.

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      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    27. Re:Argh... by stubob · · Score: 1

      The old policy used to be "if it's open, make them drink it." That should still work pretty well against whatever nasty chemicals you need to make a binary explosive.

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  13. YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by deviator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's an insult to perfectly secure modern foreign airports that the US requires these ridiculous redundant security checks. Just last week I flew from Shanghai (China) to Seoul (Korea) and then to Seattle. When we got to Seoul we disembarked the plane in a secure area, went to the transfer area (still secure) and had to go through screening all over again. This seems silly; any transfer from any flight inside of the US doesn't require this step as long as you are still in a secured area. Does this mean the TSA doesn't think Korea can secure their airport? That seems like an insult.

    But to make matters worse, there was a *separate* security check after we got our ticket checked but before we entered the Jetway to the plane to Seattle. But it wasn't so much a security check as it was a line of checkers making people open bags (where they dug around a bit, but not a lot) and each checker asked if we had any lighters. When asked about the two extra levels of security checks, the answer was always "US Flight."

    a) Why is there a security check in a secured area?
    b) What is the point of the *second* security check before you get on the plane that doesn't really accomplish anything anyways?

    I don't get it; it's insulting to other countries and costs way too much money. And I'm convinced we are paying for it with US tax dollars.

      A single proper security check is be sufficient. Then, you're either in a secured area or you aren't. Maybe there are a handful of airports in the world that can't guarantee security of their "secured area," but the shiny modern airport in Seoul (Incheon) is not one of them (especially considering it also serves as a military airport!)

  14. What is "Kowtowing" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, what language is that?

    I'm sure that the Queen doesn't use such word.

    1. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by causality · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I mean, what language is that?

      I'm sure that the Queen doesn't use such word.

      It means caving in to pressure or bending over backwards to accommodate something that isn't really reasonable.

      Incidentally, TSA stands for Thugs Standing Around.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    2. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Eskarel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Kowtow is a Chinese word actually. Formally it's kneeling and bowing your head to touch the floor three times.

      It has a slightly different meaning in the UK context however as the concept of British subjects abasing themselves in such a way towards a foreign monarch was somewhat of a sensitive issue.

      Essentially within the UK context it describes Tony Blair's relationship with George W Bush, nose planted firmly up arse.

    3. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      At some airports, yes. LAX is a prime example of this. However, I've found the TSA staff at DFW, Denver, Orlando, OKC, and Norfolk to be helpful and in some cases even happy and funny.

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    4. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Probably a similar experience to Heathrow. Went through their last week, and I can only assume that the security people had been informed that we were all paedophiles. Was a relief to arrive at some smaller airports in the U.S. where the staff were strict but decent.

      Bastards in Heathrow were also kind enough to lie about finding a place to smoke, and directed me through security knowing full well that I'd not be able to get back out.

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      -- Using the preview button since 2005
    5. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I mean, what language is that? I'm sure that the Queen doesn't use such word.

      It's an English word. It's in the Oxford Dictionary. The Queen could use it, though she'd never do it. Like many English words, it was adopted from another language, in this case Chinese.

      I do wonder why someone would make a post asking what a word meant, anonymously so they'll never know if it was replied to, rather than looking it up.

      kowtow To kneel and touch the forehead to the ground in expression of deep respect, worship, or submission, as formerly done in China. To show servile deference. ETYMOLOGY: From Chinese (Mandarin) kòu tóu, a kowtow : kòu, to knock + tóu, head

    6. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but I'm pretty sure the Duke of Edinburgh has.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/6444742/Duke-of-Edinburghs-top-ten-gaffes.html

    7. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by kiwijapan · · Score: 1

      Kowtow is a Chinese word actually. Formally it's kneeling and bowing your head to touch the floor three times.

      I think you'll find the word currently used in English comes from Japanese (kohtoh - where the "o" is long as in "or" and the "h" is not pronounced). In Japanese it means to lower one's head (in reverence to a superior or higher ranked person) and from what I can recall, came into the English language during WW2, when POWs were forced to lower their heads to Japanese POW guards and commanders. In the same way, the word "hocho" comes from Japanese as well (hancho - where the "o" is again made long), and means the head of a unit or group (han). Unit leaders or guard leaders among both Japanese army and POWs where given this designation. Identically, the word "tenko" (the "o" is short) means "roll call" or "line call" and POWs were expected to line up and number off in the morning, before meals or whenever they were told to, in order to ensure that they were all there. It was also the name of a popular Australian soap about female POWs in WW2.

    8. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by paedobear · · Score: 2, Informative

      What on earth would make you think that? The pronounciation and spelling are far far away from the Japanese term, and the European powers - especially the British - certainly have a history in China. Honcho is very much a post WW2 term, probably picked up by the occupying army (much like "Skosh" for a small amount, from sukoshi), whereas Kowtow has been in the language for a few hundred years - before the opening of Japan 150 years ago. Finally, Tenko was a British drama, not an Australian soap.

    9. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Japanese... came into the English language during WW2

      No, Chinese, and early 19th C.

      Oxford Dictionary: etymology: Chinese ko-tou, f. ko knock + tou the head.

      quotations: 1826 DISRAELI Viv. Grey II. xii, The Marquess kotooed like a first-rate Mandarin, and vowed 'that her will was his conduct'. 1883 Harper's Mag. Mar. 578/2 The doctor kowtowed to him. 1836 T. HOOK G. Gurney II. 55 Hull, who watched his worship with an almost Koo-too-ing kindness. 1837 Jack Brag viii, The little group in the full exercise of Koo-too~ism. 1848 THACKERAY Bk. Snobs xxxvi, It was nothing compared to the bowing and kotooing. 1874 A. C. MACLAY Let. 1 May (1886) 47 Then followed a tempest of kow~towing that beggared description. 1961 Spectator 8 Sept. 313 They regard the Russians as..kow~towers to the West.

    10. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neah, that was just because you're american. Pretty much everywhere in the world americans are despised.

    11. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You don't have a computer and an internet connection?
      Just because your vocabulary doesn't contain a word doesn't mean it's not valid. It, like almost all English words, was in fact stolen from another language, in this case Chinese.

      Kowtow is the act of deep respect shown by kneeling and bowing so low as to have one's head touching the ground. An alternative Chinese term is ketou however, the meaning is somewhat altered: kòu originally meant "knock with reverence",[citation needed] whereas k has the general meaning of "touch upon (a surface)".

    12. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by digitig · · Score: 1

      It, like almost all English words, was in fact stolen from another language, in this case Chinese

      It wasn't stolen, because it didn't deprive the Chinese of the use of it. What, are you some sort of RIAA shill?

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      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    13. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I don't think so, Didn't the British lay waste to Peking at the end of the 1800's due to a disagreement between the Chinese Emperor and themselves over whether they should kow-tow to the Emperor ?

    14. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      DFW and Denver are pretty big airports, both physically and in terms of the number of flights and passengers. I wonder if part of DFW's better experience is because they have volunteers that are visible and plentiful that can provide information on how to get around the airport, how and where to get meals and hotel shuttles, and what attractions are in town. This takes much of that burden off of the TSA staff.

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    15. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      In the past, this act was known as "prostration. In ancient times, this act was considered so abasing to an individual, that Greek and Romans used it to differentiate themselves from eastern "barbarians" such as the Persians. Like silken robes, it was considered a sign of deep degeneracy. However, both were adopted by the courts of the eastern Roman empire. The robes are still with us via the catholic church. Grovelling on the floor is still practiced by politicians seeking campaign "donations."

    16. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by causality · · Score: 1

      Neah, that was just because you're american. Pretty much everywhere in the world americans are despised.

      I can understand why. The rest of the world thinks that our government represents us and is acting on our behalf. If only they knew the truth, they'd have a lot of compassion for us.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    17. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find the word currently used in English comes from Japanese (kohtoh - where the "o" is long as in "or" and the "h" is not pronounced)

      Hand in your Japanese fan club card. There are no long vowels in Japanese.

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    18. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, the RIAA is literal. I'm using it in the figurative sense.

    19. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      it describes Tony Blair's relationship with George W Bush, nose planted firmly up arse.

      I think I like that meaning better.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    20. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      About 1/3 to 1/2 of the TSA people I run into at LAX are friendly and courteous (I go through there about 5-10 times a year).

      The rest? As you say . . .

    21. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Well, that probably is the same word, the Chinese and Japanese imperial families were rather close back in the day, however it originated in China, both in real terms, and in terms of its entry into the English language.

    22. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by causality · · Score: 1

      About 1/3 to 1/2 of the TSA people I run into at LAX are friendly and courteous (I go through there about 5-10 times a year).

      The rest? As you say . . .

      In a non-broken system the thug element would be damned near unheard-of. Not 2/3 to 1/2. Most importantly, the non-thugs would have no tolerance whatsoever for their co-workers who just want to push people around.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    23. Re:What is "Kowtowing" ? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I fly primarily United, and the staff there is usually grumpy and, in some cases, surly. I tend to steel myself for it. When I went through a couple of days ago, though, all of them were pleasant and helpful, even though they were funneling people into the backscatter machine for the most part (kids were exempted). About four people before me, they went back to using the metal detector, I think partially to get the line moving.

      I was pleased to see that boarding passes no longer need to be shown when going through the detectors. However, everything must be removed from pockets, including cash, wallets, ID, etc., if one is going to go through the scanner.

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  15. Anyone seen my underpants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LIttle help.

    Charlie Sheen

  16. My suitcase always gets opened by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I travel to the USA, and I am packing,I tend to just grab any device I might fathom that I would need, and toss it into the suitcase. PCMCIA Token Ring cards, ISDN cards, cables, chargers, just keep going. Do I need all that crap? No. But when I arrive, there is a nice white paper in the suitcase explaining that it was opened for "Security Reasons."

    The poor security checker was probably thinking, "What the hell is he going to do with this garbage .... Token Ring, indeed!"

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    1. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      I haven't done it yet, but I've always thought it would be fun to cut aluminum foil out in the shape of a hand gun and put it in a friends book just before they were going on a trip.

      Come on, it's not a good practical joke unless it breaks up a life long friendship or marriage or someone ends up in the hospital or jail.

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      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    2. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      The poor security checker was probably thinking, "What the hell is he going to do with this garbage .... Token Ring, indeed!"

      Eh? Teal'c is now a security checker in an airport? After all these years saving the Earth, I did not see this coming. I guess times are tough even for the Air Force, but this is ridiculous!

    3. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by isorox · · Score: 1

      Teal'c is now a security checker in an airport?

      Just put him on the check-in desk, any terrorist would run a mile from one glance

    4. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      I done this in my laptop bag with carry one. I often fly only with carry on. I usually get to look at the screen too. Its looks really cool, and completely confusing. However they don't seem to care.

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    5. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been long thinking of making a copy of the fourth amendment
      from the lead foil bags that one used to transport photographic
      film in. Then again "This is not the bag you were looking for"
      might be even better.

    6. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by jimicus · · Score: 1

      If the security checker had the remotest clue what they were looking at, they probably wouldn't be a security checker.

    7. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by Mazca · · Score: 1

      I recall getting my bag mysteriously searched at every checkpoint on one trip I had to the USA - it eventually transpired that I had a large bronze medal in one of the side pockets that looked exactly like a grenade in cross-section. Fortunately for my bodily cavities (a) I was 14 at the time and (b) this was pre-2001.

    8. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      I remember once having a home-made valve guitar preamp (nothing fancy, just a single 6N2P and a solid state cab sim) put together on a prototyping PCB in my hand luggage. It went fine through at the TLL, but at the HEL my hand luggage was rigorously searched.

      One other time I had a disassembled Strat clone in my luggage (SXF airport) cushioned by some spare t-shirts. I was called by the security, they then searched the guitar parts for explosives and called some other security staff just to have a look at the bloke who was actually stupid enough to transports a disassembled guitar wrapped in his t-shirts.

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    9. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Just put him on the check-in desk, any terrorist would run a mile from one glance

      Indeed.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    10. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't done it yet, but I've always thought it would be fun to cut aluminum foil out in the shape of a hand gun and put it in a friends book just before they were going on a trip.

      If all you do is put it in a book, the cutout will be easily found. The proper procedure is to place the cutout in between the layers of tissue paper inside the wrapped gift you give them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibumi_(novel)

      Just make sure you do the style where the box and its top are wrapped separately so that nobody assumes they have to undo all the wrapping to inspect inside the box.

    11. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I play the bagpipes. IN the UK, it's common enough that it doesn't cause issues, but when flying overseas, the looks from security when they see your bag's x-rays can be quite precious. Nothing like a series of pipes all tied together to make a security scanner a bit nervous.

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    12. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      You should totally put some brownies in there and attach a short letter to the person searching your luggage. :D

      Of course, the brownies will get thrown away (or at least they damn well should), but it's the thought that counts, right?

    13. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I've seen an airport scanner attendant while sheet-white, grab his supervisor and watched the blood drain from her face too.

      After which they signalled to an armed guard, asked whose bag it was then asked me to open it for them.

      Turns out 6 kilos of Haribo doesn't look good on a scanner:
      http://www.americansweets.co.uk/british-3kg-bag-of-haribo-yellow-belly-snakes-gummy-candy-7185-p.asp

      My friend's kid was still eating those a year later :)

    14. Re:My suitcase always gets opened by Leebert · · Score: 1
  17. I Wont Travel to the USA because due to Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have cancled my travel plans to the USA post 911 due to thier increased security checks and invasive tests. There is no way I will allow myself to be entered into thier databases as there is no garentee this information will be correctly entered and maintained, and for it to remain private.

    1. Re:I Wont Travel to the USA because due to Privacy by muphin · · Score: 1

      I agree, i try to avoid US from all my travel plans.

      in fact if you own your own jet you still have to go through the security procedures, yeah like i would blow up my own plane... its ridiculous.

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    2. Re:I Wont Travel to the USA because due to Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The security theatre has also put off my plans to visit the USA for a leasure trip.

  18. Put your money where your mouth is? by balsy2001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hate what TSA has done to the airport/airplane experience. So much so that I am on personal boycott of all commercial flying (unless forced to for work). I know it won't do anything but I do it on principle.

    If British airways is still flying here, there is still money to be made. If the profit margin gets to small on flights here they will stop.

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    1. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0

      I hate what Men have done to the airport/airplane experience. So much so that I am on personal boycott of all Men (unless forced to for work). I know it won't do anything but I do it on principle.

      I agree.

      Me too.

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    2. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding?? Your blaming TSA for a bad airline experience???? how about blaming the fucking terrorist who have made it necessary to do this.Oh you must have forgotten about all the 1000,s of people who have been murdered flying into skyscrapers and other things. You people amaze me

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    3. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by baKanale · · Score: 1

      If British airways is still flying here, there is still money to be made. If the profit margin gets to small on flights here they will stop.

      And when they stop these ridiculous regulations will change. Or we're going to have to get used to doing less business overseas.

    4. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you kidding?? Your blaming TSA for a bad airline experience???? how about blaming the fucking terrorist who have made it necessary to do this.Oh you must have forgotten about all the 1000,s of people who have been murdered flying into skyscrapers and other things. You people amaze me

      No, YOU amaze ME. You probably think hijacking was invented in 2001. By Arabs.

      Go back and find an old comedy TV show from the 1970s and see if it doesn't turn up a few "Take me to Havana" hijacker jokes.

      The difference between then and now was that the earlier hijackers were playing by rules that said "we won't hurt you (mostly) if you don't hurt us". The 2001 hijackers changed the rules. They succeeded 3 times, because we thought the old rules still applied. By the time the 4th flight was aimed, the passengers knew better and demonstrated that they weren't willing to go along anymore.

      We already knew that suicide flights were a possibility. A similar plot in the Phillippines had been quashed under Clinton's watch. We should have quietly beefed up the air marshal count and been ready for them. That would have been a lot more effective than waiting until the worst had happened and then making everyone go through a lot of silly meaningless rituals.

      I gave up my childhood illusions about the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave after that. It seemed that no sacrifice of liberty was too great if it gave the illusion that we'd be "safe". We were never safe. We'll never BE safe. We can be vigilant, but a plane full of alert passengers is a better bet for catching the next hare-brained attack than a bunch of countermeasures against attacks that didn't work anyway. And a lot less humiliating.

      Personally, I get extra watchful when I'm on a plane seated next to someone who's dressed like a black man. You never know what those crazy people might do.

      Land of the Cowards, Home of the Slaves. You vill please to present your Papers!

    5. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just stopped going to the US. I've noticed that fewer conferences tend to be held there these days - it doesn't make things easy for the conference organisers if some of the attendees (or worse, one or two of the speakers) might be stopped by overzealous security.

    6. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol nice personal boycott unless you really really wanna.

    7. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's cumulative. It was bad enough flying when it was mostly just the airline industry with their cramped seats and poor service. But now that you have to put up with being assaulted and violated sexually before getting on board, I'm not flying either.

      It used to be that a person was secure in their homes, papers and persons unless there was a warrant issued on probably cause, these days it's more like because they haven't had a chance to try out their new anal probe 5000.

    8. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by balsy2001 · · Score: 1

      Well, I am not willing to give up my job to avoid it. Just vacation.

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    9. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      how about blaming the fucking terrorist who have made it necessary to do this

      The point, which you have spectacularly missed, is that The Terrorists(tm) haven't made it necessary to do this; other countries, such as the UK and Israel, which have been dealing with rather determined and persistent terrorists far longer than the US has, have managed to come up with security measures that are both effective and unobtrusive. The IRA has never, AFAIK, hijacked an airliner, and it's been decades since the PLO managed to do so -- and both of these organizations in their heyday were every bit as fanatical and a hell of a lot more organized than al-Qaeda ever dreamed of being. Do you really think they wouldn't have pulled the equivalent of 9/11 on London or Tel Aviv if they could have? And yet flying through British and Israeli airports is much easier and more pleasant than flying through American airports.

      Blaming terrorism for stupid airport security is like blaming crime for police brutality. The people screwing up in this case aren't the people we're supposedly being protected from, but the people supposedly doing the protecting. And inevitably, it makes the actual job of preventing horrifying acts of violence -- like the deaths of "all the 1000,s of people who have been murdered flying into skyscrapers and other things" -- a hell of a lot harder, and greatly increases the chances of such events in the future.

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    10. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Bottles · · Score: 1

      I hate what mankind's overpopulation and destruction of the environment has inspired in our benevolent masters, a subtle plan to reduce pollution by ruining the airport/airplane experience. So much so that I am on a personal boycott of all sex (unless forced to for pleasure, not reproduction). I know it will be awesome but I do it on Wednesdays.

      I agree.

      Me too.

      What she said.

    11. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Builder · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You Americans are so cute with your fear of terrorists. You're quite happy for thousands of people to die on the roads, but one itty bitty terrorist attack and you go cower indoors.

      Home of the brave my ass - you should try living somewhere with a real history of terrorism and you'd see we pretty much just get on with our lives. Some idiots blow up the tubes yesterday? Ah well, as long as mine is still running, I'll use it today with no changes to security. The IRA blow up another pub? Well, this one is still standing, so I'll have a pint. ETA blowing up shit all over the place? Can't let the fuckers win, so we'll get on with our lives.

      But no. America has ONE attack on their own soil and they go mental.

    12. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      TSA increased security measures delay passenges all over the world. By a recent estimate the lost time is comparable to 100 human lifetimes every day. So, here we go - TSA extra security killed more people in the last 2 months than 9/11. And TSA is killing 3000 people a month, every month since 9/11. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

    13. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to paint everyone in the U.S. with one brush, old chap.

    14. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously not living in the same Britain as the rest of us. In our Britain, every terrorist attack is an excuse for the media, government and police to go totally mental, just like in America. 28, sorry 42, sorry 90 days detention without charge, anyone?

    15. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But no. America has ONE attack on their own soil and they go mental.

      You have theater of the stiff upper lip variety. We have theater of the government will save us variety. It's all bullshit when both of our societies are predicated on the suffering of others, which is how you get terrorism in the first place.

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    16. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "Blaming terrorism for stupid airport security is like blaming crime for police brutality"

      I think your analogy works the other way around. Police brutality does not apply to every single arrest while stupid airport security affects every single passenger.

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    17. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, we (USians) were pretty much mental before that one terrorist attack...

    18. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You Americans are so cute with your fear of terrorists"

      I'm an American. I am not kawaii, so snoopy yourself off. I also don't fear terrorists. So take your stereotyping, typical /. highly mod'd BS ass somewhere else.

      "You're quite happy for thousands of people to die on the roads"

      Really? Most people are saddened. We have campaigns against drunk driving, which have drastically reduced those deaths. We've instituted rules on SUVs to reduce impact damage and gas tank fires. We've have campaigns against speeding now, and we've had for years campaigns against road rage and reckless driving. We've also upgraded our roads (prior to Obama's shit), reducing or increasing speed limits to more reasonable levels on unsafe or safe stretches respectively.

      We've also implemented increases in public transportation in many areas. You don't hear much about them, but it's mostly for smaller towns and cities. And our railway passenger capacity and speed, under W, was increased somewhat, with a lot more coming under Obama. This gets people off the roads.

      "one itty bitty terrorist attack and you go cower indoors"

      One?

      And how many prior posts have I read leading up to yours about foreigners not willing to visit the US because of enhanced security? And you call us cowering?

      We didn't cower after the partially successful bombings of the WTC in the 90s. We implemented practical design changes to buildings after McVeigh's attack. The rest you supposedly know. I don't see anyone cowering indoors. What I DO SEE is a lot of /. readers from foreign countries more afraid of a security screen, and you being an idiot saying we're cowering. I'm in total understanding and agreement that American security theater is stupid and insulting, but COWERING?

      And given your language, you sound like a Brit, those people that have security cameras near everywhere. And yet "we" are the ones cowering.

      "Home of the brave my ass"

      This isn't a war of attrition. Brits are quite brave in our book. See Fallujah. You also still come up with badass tank designs. We know you are quite resilient people too, see what the Germans did to you during WWII, so I don't see where a comment in a freaking poem that turned into a song and our national anthem as shit to do.

      Oh, I see. This is a pissing match to you. You're boasting on the internet. Sums up your comments well. Well, mine is longer and wider. Doesn't mean you can't fuck too.

      "you should try living somewhere with a real history of terrorism and you'd see we pretty much just get on with our lives"

      Like around 1812, when some fucks crossed the sea and lit government buildings on fire? Or during the Revolution, when you fuckers set homes on fire with civilians in them? Or hired Hessians as mercenaries? Or what you did for years centuries before to the Scots? That sort of history?

      Liar. What usually happens is someone retaliates. They don't get on with their lives. They struck back within their own country and community.

      Then again, you are the one equating bravery as retaliatory terrorist attacks, and using terrorism as a political activity in your country as bravery.

    19. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    20. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or perhaps we were already mental, and the bombing just kicked open the ant mound so that everyone could watch.

    21. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But no. America has ONE attack on their own soil and they soil themselves for life.

      /me runs and hides ;)

    22. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Although many passengers just don't have any issues with the security.

      I know it's all theatre, I hate the pointlessness, I resent the waste of my time. I also get through it in seconds, with a smile and occasionally a flirt (e.g. the security guard that was awfully impressed at my ability to take off two shoes, a belt and a coat in under a second. She was cute too.)

    23. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by foxylad · · Score: 1

      Does the 100 lifetimes/day figure include the waste of the TSA employees working lives? Add it all together, and it must be a severe drag on the world's productivity.

      Imagine the US un-hampered by this lunacy. Remove the lawyers too, and the US would once again be the world-beater it once was.

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    24. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by forceman130 · · Score: 1

      You Americans are so cute with your fear of terrorists. You're quite happy for thousands of people to die on the roads, but one itty bitty terrorist attack and you go cower indoors.

      Home of the brave my ass - you should try living somewhere with a real history of terrorism and you'd see we pretty much just get on with our lives. Some idiots blow up the tubes yesterday? Ah well, as long as mine is still running, I'll use it today with no changes to security. The IRA blow up another pub? Well, this one is still standing, so I'll have a pint. ETA blowing up shit all over the place? Can't let the fuckers win, so we'll get on with our lives.

      But no. America has ONE attack on their own soil and they go mental.

      Maybe, but what was the reaction of the British population after the first IRA bomb went off? Or after the first multi-pronged attack that killed 3000 people and destroyed two iconic skyscrapers in your "prestige" city? Oh, I guess that second one has happened yet. Lucky you.

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    25. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Builder · · Score: 1

      Firstly, you might note that I mentioned more than just Britain. Secondly, the kneejerk fear was only carried out by Mr Bush's poodle and his successor. This is a recent thing.

      And regardless of the government and the meeeja, did you see how many people were on the tubes on 8/7 and 9/7 and every day after that ?

    26. Re:Put your money where your mouth is? by Builder · · Score: 1

      Just a couple of points... One, I'm not a Brit, I just live here now.

      I'm not boasting, I'm just pointing out that America as a nation is cowardly today. The reason I choose not to visit America any more because of the increased security isn't because it scares me; it's just because I don't voluntarily put myself into humiliating and abusive situations. That's revenue loss of note.

      Finally, I did point out the response of a number of countries and the fact that we all got on with life until America started imposing global security standards that out government love because like all governments, they love power and abuse.

  19. One flight to the US required 8 passport checks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Redundant is an understatement. A few days ago I took a direct flight from Ireland to the US. I was required to stop and hand over my passport eight times! As a US citizen I've felt more welcome entering the former USSR than my own country.

  20. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When we got to Seoul we disembarked the plane in a secure area, went to the transfer area (still secure) and had to go through screening all over again. This seems silly;

    Maybe there are a handful of airports in the world that can't guarantee security of their "secured area," but the shiny modern airport in Seoul (Incheon) is not one of them

    But if the flight is arriving into Incheon's secure area from one of those airports that cannot guarantee the security of their secure area, then Incheon's security has been breached. So the extra check to transit between the arrival lounge and departure lounge is not silly. The second extra check on the other hand is just there to appease the TSA, and that is silly/

  21. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, that's exactly how it should be... Let the US bound passengers deal with the idiotic extra checks, and make us other go through the useful ones.

    Only thing you're going to get from me taking of my shoes is a biological weapon going off.

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  22. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mmmm ...

    It's strange really. On one hand a cash strapped US is trying to promote tourism and overseas visitors for the cash that can bring in, and on the other the security industry (which failed so spectacularly in the first place) is promoting this gung ho, demeaning and impossibly aggravating set of procedures for the same said tourists.

    I used to visit the US fairly regularly .... once every two years or so. Nowadays it's about last on my list, simply because of the aggravation involved in setting up the trip, getting the necessary documentation, undergoing the various intrusive security procedures and the like. It's simply not worth the trouble.

  23. Security Theater by OnePumpChump · · Score: 1

    If they don't make it a farce, it could become a tragedy.

  24. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's an insult to perfectly secure modern foreign airports that the US requires these ridiculous redundant security checks. Just last week I flew from Shanghai (China) to Seoul (Korea) and then to Seattle. When we got to Seoul we disembarked the plane in a secure area, went to the transfer area (still secure) and had to go through screening all over again. Does this mean the TSA doesn't think Korea can secure their airport? That seems like an insult.

    If I understand you correctly, you weren't screened in Seoul, you were screened in China. Now I'm not commenting on the efficacy of the 'security theater' that's performed to get people on airplanes, but I think the US stance there is most certainly going to be that we don't trust the security check in China. And the point there is that the terrorists we're trying to prevent will look for the softest point in the security. If they can daisy chain flights together to start in a place with nearly non-existent security and end up in the US, they will.

    As to the check at the jetway after getting checked in the secure area, that does seem excessive. Seems like a lack of trust in what you could do in the airport to acquire weapons from...vendors?

  25. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Arancaytar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US doesn't just pay for it with tax dollars, it also pays for it in tourism and business.

    Cavity searches are a notoriously unpopular way to begin a vacation.

  26. It's been worse... by Constantin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... under the previous administration, the TSA actually asked multiple high-volume airports to set aside certain gates for US-bound flights, reclassify those areas as sovereign US-soil (!!!), and allow the US to post armed US TSA officers there (!!!!!). That was rebuffed, ranging from the Germans refusing outright, Canadians politely offering an additional Mountie, to the Japanese asking for more time to 'study' the issue. The arrogance of the US authorities to make the request in the first place is only eclipsed by the current treatment of foreigners coming to the US (online $$$ VISA, photographs and fingerprints on arrival, etc.) - to what end? Thanks to this lovely attitude, multiple nations have started to retaliate against US citizens by charging them reciprocal rates and also treating foreigners like criminals. Well, great, it's the little people as usual getting the short end of the stick when the elephants start dancing.

    I wish more folk in the transportation business - consumers as well as providers would start speaking up more about the very costs of security theater versus the benefits. AFAIK, the TSA has yet to nab a single potential terrorist prior to them doing something naughty on the plane. Similarly, FAA red teams continue to enjoy great success penetrating US airports at will while over 300 TSA employees have been fired for being caught stealing passenger items (makes you wonder how many weren't caught, but I digress). The TSA continues to throw technological solutions at a very complex problem in a completely reactionary manner instead of being honest and admitting that stopping all crime in the air is inherently impossible.

    Bruce Schneier has written at length about this, noting that the best way to ensure that only the folk who are supposed to be on the plane is to check them for security, ID, and ticket validity at the gate, just before they get on the plane. Having big choke points at the entry to airports only ensures one thing: a big fat target for terrorists. Worse, the current push for backscatter and microwave machines significantly reduces throughput since the TSA has not allocated any additional floor space or parallel paths into the airport to accommodate the 5x slower scan rate of a backscatter machine vs. a magnetometer. And, should you be silly enough to opt out of a machine scan and ask for a manual pat-down, you can expect the TSA staff to retaliate. In my case, my carry-on luggage was subjected to a comprehensive search even though the pat-down did not uncover anything suspicious (TSA headquarters later stated that this should not have been done)

    Bottom line is, some common-sense approaches like upgrading cockpit doors were good ideas. But until Congress and the president grow a backbone and stop the madness, the TSA will continue to grow and whatever privacy and convenience passengers used to enjoy simply will continue to evaporate. It's a pity considering how much fun travel can be. But who am I kidding? There is simply too much money in the business of providing 'security' these days, too many fiscal interests that would be hurt.

    1. Re:It's been worse... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that is that the gutless cowards still outnumber the people with more reasonable views and the paranoid combined. Remember Democracy is the greatest tool ever devised to ensure that the people are governed no better than they deserve, to paraphrase things a bit.

    2. Re:It's been worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Barak Hussain Obama assumed the Presidency of the United States of America, ...
      Congress did not transfer "War Powers" to him to continue a "State of War" since A State of War had never been determined and the War Powers were never confered to frm President George Walker Bush.

      Ergo.

      All of the "War" campaigns carried out by U.S. and NATO organizations and personnel as authorized by President Barak Hussain Obama are in fact illegal.

      Why?

      The U.S. Congress never declared that a "State of War" exists. And the U.S. Congress never confered "War Powers" onto the president at the time, President George Walker Bush ... and the U.S. Congress never transtered the "non-existant State of War nor the never granted War Powers" onto the new president, President Barak Hussain Obama at or during or after the innaguration in January 2009!

      The actions and existance of the Department of Homeland Security and its Zepta the Transporation Security Agency and all the employees involved are illegal.

      Time to end the circus.

      Send in the Clowns!

    3. Re:It's been worse... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Thanks to this lovely attitude, multiple nations have started to retaliate against US citizens by charging them reciprocal rates and also treating foreigners like criminals.

      Ahahaha! Show the Americans that their system is fucktarded by making your system just as fucktarded, and not showing them a proper example!

    4. Re:It's been worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is the situation in most major Canadian airports (not just another Mountie!). It's been this way since before 9/11. We go through U.S Immigration and Customs before we get to the gate. On some level the waiting area before we board the plane must be some kind of sovereign U.S. soil. When the TSA says jump, Canadian counterparts ask how high.

    5. Re:It's been worse... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      As a non-US resident I've been avoiding the US ever since they started with their extreme measures after 9/11.

      Not only will I not go to the US as a turist (which I did before that) and thus not spend a single cent in US goods and services but I also purposelly avoid even flights that have a stop-over in US soil (so all US airlines are excluded from my long haul flights).

      It's just not worth the humiliation, the risk of seeing my notebook or mobile phone legally stolen "for examination" or the risk of having my vacations ruined when I'm detained and interrogated because they're on high alert for muslim terrorists with Portuguese passports or something silly like that.

      There's a lot of great places to go to on vacations outside the US and flight options where I live (UK) for me to have take shit from the TSA.

      Somehow I suspect I'm not the only one.

    6. Re:It's been worse... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      ... under the previous administration, the TSA actually asked multiple high-volume airports to set aside certain gates for US-bound flights, reclassify those areas as sovereign US-soil (!!!), and allow the US to post armed US TSA officers there (!!!!!).

      This actually sounds fairly reasonable, except that I'm not sure anyone should be setting aside any gates except where there is sufficient demand to keep them continually utilized. Any equipment that US security feels it needs that isn't standard should be made into a small EV and driven from gate to gate like old people on one of those carts. Any time the gate is in use for flights to a given country it ought to be staffed with security from that country (they can contract the locals) and for the duration it ought to be their soil (unless they contracted the locals... it's an issue of responsibility.)

      Bruce Schneier has written at length about this, noting that the best way to ensure that only the folk who are supposed to be on the plane is to check them for security, ID, and ticket validity at the gate, just before they get on the plane.

      I think it's reasonable to use noninvasive scanning technology and bag searches, too. But again, all this needs to happen right before getting on the plane. Frankly though, for reasons you mention (bunch of people standing around) it makes some sense to do such a scan every time anyone comes into the building. And I mean everyone goes through the same level of scrutiny, including pilots and the damned administrators.

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    7. Re:It's been worse... by ledow · · Score: 1

      You're not.

      I am obliged to never take my laptop or data storage devices to the US, ever, because of their failure to provide Data Protection guarantees for the things they contain. It's a work laptop that contains (indirectly) confidential details of school students. Thus this laptop can never enter the US because their search/seizure allows them to arbitrarily copy and interrogate the data with no guarantees of protection or privacy that would satisfy an EU Data Protection Registrar - hell, they can't even definitively state that they'll never copy/transmit the information they seize outside of their official uses.

      Thus, if I have to sanitise laptops, USB keys, digital cameras and anything else that I carry that might contain something that my country/employers might regard as confidential, sensitive or even just "personal data", then I can't take any gadgets with me at all, encrypted or not (because there are stupid laws about that in America too). So, it's just easier to say "No thanks" and never travel to the US.

      I also allowed an Australian visa to lapse, entirely unused, for similar reasons. Stupid laws and ridiculous restrictions stop business happening in your country and stop people wanting to visit / work / live there. Ironic, given that most terrorists involved in acts against the US have turned out to be domestic citizens.

  27. And you think Hydrazine is ingestible why exactly? by apparently · · Score: 1

    Seriously, a two minute read would have informed you that it's not a substance that anyone is going to be drinking without immediately purging. But nooooooo, you had to post this drivel for my eyes to process, thus robbing me of time I could have better spent at xhamster. Thanks a bunch.

  28. Re:Dear Mr. B. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    One of those things can be fixed in 20 minutes and involves spending less money. The other can be fixed after months or years of work and involves spending a fortune.

  29. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

    It's not just the TSA. I had the same experience during a Tokyo stopover on an Air Canada flight from Hong Kong to Toronto.

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  30. As a disgruntled air traveller by ickleberry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I now take the ferry to England to avoid this carry on. Yeah it takes a big longer but that is the only disadvantage

    *Take as much crap as I can carry
    *Nobody cares how many screw drivers, nail clippers, 8p8c crimpers, LED bulbs, gas soldering irons, unusual electronic items, bottles of water I take with me and use on the ferry. *Queues short or nonexistent
    *Use up expensive satellite bandwidth for free
    *Decent quality air for the entire journey
    *Nobody blasting on the loudspeakers trying to sell me shite while I try to sleep
    *Decent food
    *If a bomb does go off there is a good chance of you surviving
    *Fixed fair - no cancellation,change fee, come back when you like
    *Good scenery along the way

    Airport security seems like an exercise in compliance - "oh we dont see too many of these around, we're going to scan it seperately and ask you why exactly you're taking it with you, and if we dont like your answer you'll be waterboarded". Anyone taking stuff besides clothes and a Kindle full of DRM can expect a fair bit of hassle

    Airlines seem to make and change rules just to catch people out. They charge administration fees when it doesnt cost them anything. Airports and airlines get away with it because people just accept their shit and don't stop flying. Even when you go to look for the people responsible for bringing in the rules you are given the run-around.

    The worst has to be the recent rules against liquids specifying the exact type of plastic bag and container they must be in and sending people back to buy an overpriced plastic bag if its slightly too big. Things are so bad now, the odd plane getting blown to pieces almost seems worth it now.

    1. Re:As a disgruntled air traveller by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      The worst has to be the recent rules against liquids specifying the exact type of plastic bag and container they must be in and sending people back to buy an overpriced plastic bag if its slightly too big.

      I never bother with plastic bags and the screeners have never stopped me taking things like toothpaste in my carry-on bag. What's the point of the bags?

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    2. Re:As a disgruntled air traveller by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Usually, it needs to be a certain size and see-through.

    3. Re:As a disgruntled air traveller by isorox · · Score: 1

      I now take the ferry to England to avoid this carry on. Yeah it takes a big longer but that is the only disadvantage

      From where? Ireland? France? Norway? Belgium? Holland? Denmark? New York on the QM2?

      *Nobody cares how many screw drivers, nail clippers, 8p8c crimpers, LED bulbs, gas soldering irons, unusual electronic items, bottles of water I take with me and use on the ferry.

      Sadly Eurostar isn't like this, they have the pointless xray machine (although I've no idea what they're looking for, as my leatherman stays in my bag)

      *Fixed fair - no cancellation,change fee, come back when you like

      Fare, and for the price of a single transatlantic ferry passage, you can get a fully flexible business class return.

      *Good scenery along the way

      I tend to find ferries have water from the boat to the horizon, aside for the hour each side of port. There's little difference to a view out of an airplane window.

    4. Re:As a disgruntled air traveller by xaxa · · Score: 1

      *Nobody cares how many screw drivers, nail clippers, 8p8c crimpers, LED bulbs, gas soldering irons, unusual electronic items, bottles of water I take with me and use on the ferry.

      Sadly Eurostar isn't like this, they have the pointless xray machine (although I've no idea what they're looking for, as my leatherman stays in my bag)

      Gas canisters, poison gas and explosives. You can't do a lot with a knife, but that's a very expensive tunnel if it gets damaged (both to repair, and in the disruption caused).

    5. Re:As a disgruntled air traveller by isorox · · Score: 1

      Gas canisters, poison gas and explosives. You can't do a lot with a knife, but that's a very expensive tunnel if it gets damaged (both to repair, and in the disruption caused).

      So they xray your bag, but why the metal detector? They don't do that to coach passengers on eurotunnel.

      Besides, if you want to damage the tunnel, you take a lorry and set it on fire, which has happened twice. You'd probably get away with it too.

  31. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by tftp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cavity searches are a notoriously unpopular way to begin a vacation.

    Don't worry, these are done only if you and your family refuse to be seen in the nude.

  32. Solution by GrahamCox · · Score: 5, Funny

    This was discusssed on the Guardian comments the other day, and this solution was put forward which, if implemented, would sweep it all away at a stroke. I don't claim this came from me, but I can't find the attribution.

    Solution: Invent a device that causes any concealed explosive to detonate instantly, and have this within a sealed containment room. Ordinary passengers pass right through, but real security risks are immediately removed from the situation. Extra bonus: muffled bangs would be shortly followed by an announcement that a seat upgrade is now available...

    1. Re:Solution by swilver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming that:

      1) Such a device cannot be fooled. Human ingenuity seems to be underestimated.
      2) The "explosives" are actually in an "explosive" configuration during this scan.
      3) There are no other means of causing havoc on a plane -- acids, poisons, bio-weapons.. but I guess if only all passengers are killed and the plane survives it doesn't really "count", after all there was no monetary loss.

    2. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arthur C Clarke wrote an excellent book, Trigger, that imagined a future where this device existed. It ended up being installed in enough public places to render almost all explosives completely useless. Really interesting reading.

    3. Re:Solution by shilly · · Score: 2, Informative

      Erm. Bags are already checked for depressurisation triggers, and I think other triggers too.

    4. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the passengers are the most expensive thing on the plane. The carrier has unlimited liability should any of them die -- and that's not counting the PR cost of a serious incident.

      But other than that, you are right. I suppose we are back to the old Guardian solution of understanding the terrorists, recognising that their anger is entirely caused by Western imperialism, and then giving them everything they want ;)

    5. Re:Solution by Redwin · · Score: 1

      There is a novel called The Trigger by Arthur C Clarke and Michael Kube-McDowell about such a device. Pretty good read if you get the chance.

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    6. Re:Solution by delinear · · Score: 1

      Also assuming the attackers don't just plant devices on innocent travellers. How many innocent people would need to be red-misted before they abandoned the scheme.

    7. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately many explosives can be carried in their separate, inert forms, then mixed together when you get on the plane :)

  33. Oh Oh .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Transporation Security Agency and the Department of Homeland Security are illegal.

    Duh ... duh ... what?

    Yes. Both illegal and all employees illegal.

    Saa .. fuuu ... duh ....

    It all stems from the Congressional Edicts following the "so called" 9/11 events.

    Therein the Congress gave authorizaion to "assertain" and "apprehend" the perpatrators.

    An "Act of WAR" ... hardly.

    Had Congress declaired a State of War and Authorized the Present to assume War Powers, all insurane policies of those affected and the properties affected would have been quickly ... Null and Void.

    They were not!

    Ergo ... a "State of War" does not exist.

    Therefore the Transporation Security Agency and the Department of Homeland Securiy are in fact ... Illegal ... as with all employees thereof.

    Lovely how the Law works!

  34. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by iammani · · Score: 1

    You say as if there are no direct planes from China to US.

  35. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by SixAndFiftyThree · · Score: 1

    Under some circumstances it makes sense. I flew from the UK to the US one day after the original liquid explosive plot was uncovered back in 2006. The airport was stiff with armed guards -- putting a bullet through a bottle of liquid explosive does not seem to me to make anyone safer, but that's just a detail -- and my wife, kids, and self got both the standard security treatment and a pat-down on the jetway. You see, some of the plotters had been found with airport employee clothing. Suppose there had been other plotters who got away, and were working the security detail that day, and passing their friends through. A second search meant they had to infiltrate another spot, which they had probably not planned for, and so it cut that avenue of attack, or at least narrowed it a lot.

    I don't suppose there are many al-Qaeda sympathisers in Korea, but it's entirely possible there are some in China, and we know that corruption is endemic there. I'm perfectly sure that Hu Jintao doesn't want any incidents on flights out of China, but things can happen without his knowledge. Defence in depth: it really can help.

  36. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by deblau · · Score: 1

    TSA is security theater, complete with uniforms for the actors and Uncle Sam as the librettist. If the TSA disappeared tomorrow, the SAME DAY there would be airline-hired security guards in their place, because what airline wants to be sued by 300 angry widows/widowers when a plane gets blown up? And the airline guards would have to actually follow all the privacy laws, unlike the TSA (whom otherwise rational people seem to think should be exempt for some reason).

    [sarcasm] And in this recession, how dare you criticize them? TSA is a jobs program -- these people have families to feed, you heartless bastard. [/sarcasm]

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  37. Sacrilege! by overtly_demure · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "Every time there is a new security scare, an extra layer is added on to procedures," Carrivick said. "We need to step back and have a look at the whole situation. Standards change fairly regularly, and this puts pressure on airports and airlines. We need to decide what we are trying to do and how best to do it."

    Good Lord! Is this guy insane? He obviously doesn't know how we do things. "Decide what we are trying to do and how best to do it." Jesus H. Christ, what is that guy's friggin' problem...

  38. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Informative

    You say as if there are no direct planes from China to US.

    It occurred to me, but I decided it's easily explainable. For a direct flight from China, the US will meddle in the security in China as they did with Korea in this instance. They won't meddle with a flight from China to Korea. In other words, the US will concern themselves with the last leg into the US in all cases, and won't trust whatever security you went through to get to the last leg.

    It's not completely insane. If we posed this in terms of computer security - let's say somebody passed you a cert signed by some guy you don't know. Are you going to trust it? Not likely.

  39. Re:WHY DOES SLASHDOT DELETE ME COMMENTS by overtly_demure · · Score: 1

    No.
    [mods down to Score -3: Poor Schmuck]
    BTW, are you by any chance Popeye?

  40. seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone has to take out their laptop in the US for in-state flights as well as cross country flights. what is the problem here? if anything where are the US owned airlines complaining about citizens having to take off their shoes in the dirty airports and take off their jackets. really? find something else to complain about and don't start a trend of blaming the TSA for your falling revenue.

  41. Oh Oh ... 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Barak Hussain Obama assumed the Presidency of the United States of America, ...
    Congress did not transfer "War Powers" to him to continue a "State of War" since A State of War had never been determined and the War Powers were never confered to frm President George Walker Bush.

    Ergo.

    All of the "War" campaigns carried out by U.S. and NATO organizations and personnel as authorized by President Barak Hussain Obama are in fact illegal.

    Why?

    The U.S. Congress never declared that a "State of War" exists. And the U.S. Congress never confered "War Powers" onto the president at the time, President George Walker Bush ... and the U.S. Congress never transtered the "non-existant State of War nor the never granted War Powers" onto the new president, President Barak Hussain Obama at or during or after the innaguration in January 2009!

    The actions and existance of the Department of Homeland Security and its Zepta the Transporation Security Agency and all the employees involved are illegal.

    Time to end the circus.

    Send in the Clowns!

  42. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by isorox · · Score: 1

    Just last week I flew from Shanghai (China) to Seoul (Korea) and then to Seattle. When we got to Seoul we disembarked the plane in a secure area, went to the transfer area (still secure) and had to go through screening all over again.

    Same happens in Dubai, for all flights I believe, but certainly for a transfer from London to Islamabad

    A single proper security check is be sufficient. Then, you're either in a secured area or you aren't.

    Do you trust security in some random airport in somewhere like Zimbabwe? Get a flight from there to Heathrow, land at Heathrow, transfer to another flight (say to Amsterdam), then on to the U.S. You're always in a "secure" area, but it's only secure at the first point of entry, and the longer you spend in the secure area the more chance of getting something you shouldn't have.

  43. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by isorox · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Only thing you're going to get from me taking of my shoes is a biological weapon going off.

    Sometimes, when I take my shoes off, it's like a biological weapon going off

  44. It will do something by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    If you:

    1) Keep it up.

    2) Let the airlines know.

    3) Work on convincing others to do the same.

    As people may have noticed from the bailout some time back, the government considers the airlines important. They want to keep them happy. This is not only because they are important economically to the US, but because they have heavy political influence.

    Well, if the airlines start to find out that the security theater is cutting in to their bottom lines, they aren't going to be happy at all. They can verify it too. If you let them know who you are they can look and say "Yep, guy used to fly with us twice a year, doesn't fly with us at all anymore." While one person won't change everything, you get enough and it will. They'll start bitching to congress, and they have the ability to demand in-person audiences and that kind of thing. They'll say "You need to yank on the TSA's leash, they are costing us business."

    Economic pressure on companies can be quite effective, if people will actually follow through, and company pressure on the government can be quite effective, particularly if said thing is already publicly unpopular.

  45. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    And the business includes flight transfers. In a couple of weeks I'm going from London to Mexico. The cheapest routes involve US airlines and a tranfer in the US, but I'm willing to pay extra to fly Iberia via Madrid and avoid US airports.

  46. Security - oh yes.... by PerformanceDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a very frequent traveller all over the world, I can not agree more with the BA boss. The whole US imposed security mess is inconsitent, abusive and humiliating. I normally get around it by being docile and act like the sheep I'm supposed to be - but when something goes wrong all hell breaks lose. My story is about being "picked out" for an additional check (the infamous SSSS boarding pass). The TSA officer at Raleigh NC airport picked me out in the line before the x-ray scan and told me to step aside for a pat-down. I told him I'd accidentially left my boarding pass on the x-ray belt and just wanted to grab it before it got sucked into oblivion. That resulted in a "SIR, YOU ARE DISREGARDING MY INSTRUCTIONS - STEP THIS WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!!!". What a great way to treat people - especially those from foreign countries who are the greatest US supporters in the war on terrorism (in my case Australia). TSA officers (of all people) should understand that sometimes the people in the security line are jet-lagged, tired and not completely focussed. Especially after an 18 hour transit. Maybe I should also mention the insitence from US immigration on finger-printing my 18 month old child in 2004. Thankfully they have since given up on that stupid idea. To all my US friends: Try travelling to New Zealand, Australia, Denmark, Sweden, Belgium or any other country with a sensible democratic government and reasonable security and immigration checks. You will be surprised at the way that you are treated like a human and not a terrorist by default.

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    1. Re:Security - oh yes.... by ledow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even better - go to any non-UK European country and watch as you can drive top-speed through 7 or 8 international borders and not even realise until your mobile phone says "Welcome to Germany!" or whatever.

      It's only the UK that has stupid enough politicians that we just blindly follow what the US says: wars, terrorism, whatever. We've been dealing with bombings and terrorists for decades before 9/11, from nearly blowing up a hotel with the prime minister in it, to downing a plane over Scotland, to putting dozens and dozens of bombs every year in London's city centre, but the second that the US imposes rules, we are required to follow suit for no other reason than the "special relationship" (i.e. you hold the key to all our military and will switch us off if we don't comply). I watched the UK news immediately after 9/11 and they showed our airport security experts for Heathrow / Gatwick, who were telling how the month before they'd been to the US on a consultation exercise where they queried how little air security they had compared to us at the time... apparently the response from the US was "You guys worry too much"...

      The US is a bully. They tell us what to do or we wouldn't be in the Middle East, either. Unfortunately, there is some reason somewhere that stops us from saying no to them (probably money related). If you've ever seen the film Love Actually while sitting next to a Brit, watch their reaction to when Hugh Grant tells the American president, in the politest possible terms, that he's an arsehole for taking what he wants from the UK and giving back only more "you will do this" orders. They *will* do the fist-in-the-air "YES!" thing. Sometimes fiction is scarily close to reality, and there are millions of Brits that, every time they see a new prime minister, just wish they could have the dancing idiot portrayed in that movie just for that one action alone.

    2. Re:Security - oh yes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better - go to any non-UK European country and watch as you can drive top-speed through 7 or 8 international borders and not even realise until your mobile phone says "Welcome to Germany!" or whatever.

      To be fair this would be quite difficult in the UK, what with it being an island and all that.

    3. Re:Security - oh yes.... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You can drive from the UK to Ireland without any border check (or fly/sail between them without any check, beyond anything the airline/ferry company requires).

      The UK and Ireland aren't part of the Schengen area as they've decided it's easier to do checks at the border. The Schengen countries do those checks in the country, e.g. by requiring ID cards.

    4. Re:Security - oh yes.... by dogzdik · · Score: 0
      It's a pity there is no legal defence to terminal fucking stupidity.....

      .

      Fuck I hate DUMB CUNTS. "I told him I'd accidentially left my boarding pass on the x-ray belt and just wanted to grab it before it got sucked into oblivion. That resulted in a "SIR, YOU ARE DISREGARDING MY INSTRUCTIONS - STEP THIS WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!!!".

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  47. Opt out for the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I try to behave such that the world would be a better place if everyone behaved as I did. The backscatter machines have not, AFAIK, been shown to actually prevent terrorist attacks; in exchange, they offer an opportunity for the TSA to upload naked pictures of me to the Internet. Therefore, removing them would be unlikely to reduce security. I always opt out and get the pat-down. If everyone did this, the lines would be so long that they'd have to get rid of the machines.

  48. Intenational vs. Domestic flight security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that 9/11 was four US domestic flights, I thus fail to understand the logic behind such overboard security on International-US flights - in selecting any potential target, invariably the easiest would be chosen. The entire foundation of flight risk factor assesment appears to me somewhat random, at best.

  49. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't even bother to go to the US. I won't either until they calm the fuck down.

  50. Re:Dear Mr. B. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    It is also frustrating to have to wait forever when trying to land at Heathrow at 6 AM in the morning just because you don't have enough runways. Do you think you could you do something about that?

    Yes, it's a simple matter of convincing everyone is West London that more flights are not going to be distruptive, the people of Sipson that they don't like their houses that much so don't mind if they are forcibly moved to a different location and their houses demolished, and the environmental campaginers that a 50% increase in capacity isn't going to harm the environment.

  51. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by LQ · · Score: 1

    I used to visit the US fairly regularly .... once every two years or so. Nowadays it's about last on my list, simply because of the aggravation involved in setting up the trip, getting the necessary documentation, undergoing the various intrusive security procedures and the like. It's simply not worth the trouble.

    Same here. And I won't even transit through the US because of the hassle.

  52. Dublin airport, Ireland by VShael · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who works there. Apparently it doesn't matter at all how good the passengers are with complying with all these idiotic restrictions. The metal detectors can be set to "beep" manually, if they want to pull someone aside and frisk them down or wave the wand at them.

    At various times of the day, the screeners are told to have a minimum number of these passenger checks.

    So even if everyone on your flight has put all their metal in hand luggage, you'll still find something like one in ten getting beeped through the metal detector and causing delays. Completely unneeded. Completely at the behest of those who think they know better.

  53. The problem is transitive trust relationships by chrb · · Score: 1

    This seems silly; any transfer from any flight inside of the US doesn't require this step as long as you are still in a secured area. Does this mean the TSA doesn't think Korea can secure their airport? That seems like an insult.

    Schipol Airport @ Amsterdam does the same. It makes some sense to just security check everyone regardless. The main problem with the trust model is transitive relationships - you trust Korea, Korea trusts Abu Dhabi, AD trusts Cairo. Now you have people being security checked at Cairo and able to travel through Korea and into Europe/U.S. It exposes the entirety of the trust network to failures at the weakest point.

    I am against security theatre. I am also against executives of companies that must pay for security measures crying that those measures cost too much to implement. Any effectiveness review should be carried out by independent experts rather than the companies that stand to gain the most financially by relaxing security.

  54. Security theatre by dugeen · · Score: 1

    I have no love for BA - Tory privatisation collaborators the lot of them - but it's good to see them standing up to the terror forces here. I'd also like to see a more rigorous policy of prosecution for securithugs who make false accusations against passengers, particularly in cases where threats have been admitted to be non-credible but violent action has been taken anyway.

  55. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    I should have mentioned that as a UK citizen, the reaction by everybody involved in the US towards security is absurd especially when we've lived here with terrorism for decades. But also their policies suddenly force us to change our way of life because they feel threatened by extremists like the rest of the world already does. Photographers for example weren't threatened with criminal law or accused of nefarious activities as much as they are now before 9/11.

  56. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice. Next time do it also in Norwegian and Japanese (including punctuation), and perhaps I'll be impressed by your linguistics skills.

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  57. No, the real difference is where it happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the real difference is where it happened. As long as it was "Somewhere Foreign", terrorism was Not A Problem.

    As soon as American Soil was attacked, Terrorism Is The End Of Civilisation.

  58. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also passed by one of those "3rd scan inside the secure area and manned by US personnel only" checkpoints once - in Frankfurt, not exactly an untrustworthy airport.

    Except that at that time that checkpoint was just being forcibly dismantled by German police - due to overstepping of compentencies or something similar, as I overheard from the heated discussion raging on.

    I have never seen so many grins on the faces of flight passengers...

  59. It's just completely ridiculous by chrismcb · · Score: 1

    What is REALLY completely ridiculous is the security check procedure itself. So called "security" checks do little to stop someone who really wants to bring something into the airport. Woodrow Wilson said "The bomber will always get through." And he is right. The security checks don't actually provide any security, they only provide an illusion of security. At a cost of time and money to everyone.

  60. Re:Dear Mr. B. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interestingly enough, reducing the amount of security at aiports would increase throughput and would mean more likelihood of a runway being free. They had an interesting piece in Super Freakonomics about the time-cost of shoe checks at airports - even though the shoe bomber Richard Reid was onthe face of it a failure inflicting no injuries, let alone casulaties, the cumulative time wasted in airport shoe checks going into the USA alone amounts to something like 1,000 human lifetimes every single year, or in other words a 9/11 every five or six years. That's the real cost of terrorism, we're so scared we're accomplishing their goals for them.

  61. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

    Fly to Canada - Drive over the border ... what security ?

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  62. Outbreak of common sense! by Confuse+Ed · · Score: 1

    The BBC news article on this ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11632944 ) has a selection of comments from other people in the industry too - I think this one sums it up better for me than the quotes from Broughton (re-quoting from bbc article):

    Mr Carrivick, of BAR UK [.....] said airport security seemed to be a "layered approach".

    He added: "Every time there is a new security scare, an extra layer is added on to procedures.

    "We need to step back and have a look at the whole situation. Standards change fairly regularly and this puts pressure on airports and airlines. We need to decide what we are trying to do and how best to do it."

  63. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Not defending the practice, but international arrivals in the US is treated as non-screened. You clear customs and get re-screened for your onward connection. Many airports abroad work this way for international transfers, but not all. Only in the last couple years has Heathrow gone this way.

    As you say, you have to establish the chain of trust. Secondary and tertiary screening can be effective, especially in high risk areas, but the reward is too low for most locations. Still remember flying out of Vientiene, Laos. Security check was a sign: No Guns. The xray machine was not even plugged in.

  64. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually it's very simple. The first security area is about 50% effective, so adding a second area will make it 100% effective! We're planning on adding a third security check, making the check 150% effective and effectively expelling half a terrorist who had snuck into the area via other means. We're not clear which half yet, that needs further testing.

    Remember, we're here to help!

    Love, the TSA

  65. Re:Dear Mr. B. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm .. the total number that died on 9-11 was under 3k

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_people_died_9_11_total

  66. 9/11 by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    But, but... the 9/11 attackes were caused with domestic flights hijacked by foreigners. So obviously the US should stop foreigners getting in the country, not domestic flights getting hijacked.

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  67. Why don't they screen for the flu? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Influenza kills more people per year than 9/11. In fact, we'd have to have 9/11 happen about once per month to equal what Influenza does. Now, when you get on a plane, for the next "X" hours, you're breathing recycled air that contains the viruses of everyone else on the plane.

    If you want to kill alot of people, infect yourself with the virulent strain of the flu you can find, and board an aircraft. No bombs required. No knife, no gun, no metal of any type. Just the flu.

    All this security theater is to prevent what? A hijacking? Hijackings are over. No one will ever sit in their seat and be quiet ever again during a hijacking. The whole plane will get up and kick the ass of whoever tries to hijack a plane. It doesn't even matter if he's got a gun, he doesn't have enough bullets to kill everyone. It doesn't matter if he has a bomb, the people in the plane will consider themselves heroes and attack the guy anyhow, to prevent him from completing whatever plan he may have.

    So what is the point of all this theater? To protect the airplane itself? That's my guess. It's cheaper for airlines to spend millions in federally funded security than it is to continually replace aluminum cigars which they would have to pay for out of their own profits.

    It's clear that they don't care about people, otherwise, they'd prevent anyone who is ill from boarding a plane. I mean, seriously, terrorists need to get a clue. Sure, bombs make "terror" in that they get you in the news and make people scared, but seriously, if you want to actually kill people, all you need is a virus.

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  68. Re:Dear Mr. B. by digitig · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is frustrating having to put up with all those silly airpot checks demanded by the TSA.

    It is also frustrating to have to wait forever when trying to land at Heathrow at 6 AM in the morning just because you don't have enough runways. Do you think you could you do something about that?

    That's easy. Don't fly into Heathrow. Chances are you didn't want to go to Hounslow anyway.

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  69. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The softest point is actually in the US. My wife just flew internally from Washington to New York, and then NY to London without having her passport checked. Sure, she did get bag screening, but as far as the US is concerned, she could have been absolutely anyone, and they just let her onto a large, fully fuelled jet.

    I'm with BA on this one... "I pity the fool" ;-)

  70. I don't even go in transit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could fly through the US on my way home, making a stopover in one of several towns that would allow me to continue flying south.

    But I need a frigging visa.

    You know what? I go to Canada or look for flights with stopovers elsewhere in my way to my final destination.

    This has already costed the US taxpayer and tourist industry *thousands* of dollars.

    So carry on scaring wealthy foreigners, it is not like there aren't ways to avoid the US altogether.

  71. Me either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't been there since 3 months before 9/11. I won't be going back, ever, until some measure of sanity and calm returns over there.

  72. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just returned from Shanghai China also. The screening there was as good as any US screening.
    They found something in my bag that both US and Japanese screenrs missed earlier in the trip.

  73. foolishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might offend your tender little sensibilities, but profiling the potential terrorists is what works, all these screening techniques don't. Grandma is not carrying a bomb onto the plane, the middle-eastern 20-something man with the shifty eyes and the nervous body language is.

  74. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 1

    I've been to the US twice and there are a lot more places there I'd like to visit, but as long as things remain this crazy in their airports I'm spending my holidays in saner countries.

  75. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by deviator · · Score: 1

    I was screened in Shanghai, then screened two more times in Seoul. Shanghai also has a gleaming, state-of-the-art airport with proper screening procedures and secured areas (including hand wandings for nearly every passenger.) Nothing is going to get through.

    So the US is saying, basically, "we don't trust anyone to properly screen their passengers" when domestic US flights don't seem to approach this maniacal level of "security."

  76. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by deviator · · Score: 1

    The not-exactly-exhaustive check at the jetway was bizarre and pointless. Where are you going to purchase a lighter from in the airport?

  77. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by deviator · · Score: 1

    We actually had similar - likely more extensive - screening entering the Shanghai Expo each day. I've never seen a security scene like that before - it was massive, and impenetrable. If the TSA worked like that I'd feel safer, for sure. ;)

  78. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. This was something I used to make fun of. I could fly out of a rural airport (that could handle 747s but did have a gate, just rolling ladders, and there was no security. None. Take anything you want on there and get delivered to a 'secure' terminal anywhere in the country. I haven't been there for some time, so I don't know how it was post 9/11.

  79. He's right; This is the purest nonsense by TheGreatMcCluck · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a trip I took in January of this year, shortly after a thwarted terrorist attack in the US. Leaving Canada, we could carry NOTHING on board. Once inside the US, while switching planes, we mentioned this to some American travelers, and it was a total mystery to them; they got to bring their usual carry-on complement! There were no obviously heightened security measure in place. Oh and, "funny" enough, the potential attack was launched from within the US, and had no ties to Canada whatsoever. Pure nonsense.

  80. Boo sir... boo i say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all of you that think you are some sort of civil liberty champions...

    Unabated air travel is not a right... it is a privilage. If you do not like the rules then choose another means of travel. Your civil liberty is the ability to choose how you travel. Your right is to be protected from harm. How fast we forget the sadness and anger that we felt on 9/11. You would be singing a different tune if you had lost a loved one that day.

  81. tribute? by jrvz · · Score: 1

    How about: "millions for security, but not one cent for theater!"

  82. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its pretty easy to get into the states now. Last time I went down was about a week ago, forgot my passport. Kids didn't have passports either. I just had to promise the border guard I'd take the little ones to get some ice cream in exchange for letting me go across the line.

  83. About fucking time! by CondeZer0 · · Score: 1

    That somebody stood up to the ridiculous security circus.

    I used to love to fly, now I avoid it as much as possible, the idiotic senseless humiliating farce that one has to endure to get on board is just too much.

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  84. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by rdnetto · · Score: 1

    For those who missed the joke: (traditional) Japanese has no punctuation.

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  85. Cavity Searches? Splendid! by dogzdik · · Score: 0
    Damn - How can I book an itinerary of all the stops that have the cavity searches?

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    I am a christian. George Bush is my friend.

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    Voting up, Voting down - If I really gave a fuck about your approval or not, I'd come and ask you.

    1. Re:Cavity Searches? Splendid! by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Just book a flight to the US by way of Mexico, then sweat and look a bit constipated at the customs desk.

  86. Re:YES! It's actually insane and insulting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, didn't you hear? They're planning on taxing tourists for the joys of going through all the security checks and also to promote the USA as a place of tourism.
    There's a lot of disjointed thinking in the American government departments.

  87. reject the scanners AND the pat downs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is spot on, US security is nothing but kabuki theater to make the once-a-year travelers feel safe.

    Our privacy, liberty and dignity is on the line here, and for an unproven technology that doesn't even keep us safe. If a would-be terrorist put an explosive up a body cavity the strip search scanners and invasive pat down would not detect that. So tell me why are we sacrificing our dignity for this false sense of security?

    Nothing beats a metal detectors (guns/knives), baggage x-ray (all contraband) and explosives swab (bomb residue). And best of all none of that combination leads to perverts in a booth staring at your child's naked body.

    Still not convinced? Read this before you go into that scanner: http://www.savvytravel.net/2010/10/5-reasons-to-reject-tsas-strip-search-and-grope/