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HP CEO Goes On the Lam As Oracle Hunts Him Down

theodp writes "Oracle said HP has refused to accept a subpoena requiring new CEO Leo Apotheker to testify in a trial against his former employer SAP, which will determine how much SAP owes Oracle for copyright infringement by its discontinued TomorrowNow unit. 'Mr. Apotheker started work for HP on Monday, but it now appears that the HP board of directors has decided to keep him away from HP's headquarters and outside the court's jurisdiction,' an Oracle spokeswoman said. 'We will continue to try to serve him,' she added. An HP spokeswoman countered: 'Given Leo's limited knowledge of and role in the matter, Oracle's last-minute effort to require him to appear live at trial is no more than an effort to harass him and interfere with his duties and responsibilities as HP's CEO.' The spokeswoman declined to discuss the whereabouts of Mr. Apotheker, who was featured in a 2006 SAP/TomorrowNow press release attacking the 'uncertainty' of Oracle. Coincidentally, among the charges leveled at SAP/TomorrowNow was 'pretextual customer log-in,' an area in which HP has some subject matter expertise."

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  1. CEO? Must be in Taihiti by Enderandrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would a CEO be at work? That is just a silly assumption.

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    1. Re:CEO? Must be in Taihiti by Stargoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      In 2010, a cracked CEO was sent to prison by a patent court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The HP-Team.

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  2. Don't mess with Larry by wandazulu · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's a ninja.

    Or, at least, he can afford to hire a bunch of them.

    1. Re:Don't mess with Larry by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But pirates > ninjas.

    2. Re:Don't mess with Larry by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're not thinking modern times. Corporations pull in billions from their customers and lucrative government contracts. Then, when the armada closes in, the CEO strands their crew on a desert island and make their escape via golden parachute.

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  3. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems a little silly, the proper approach is to file a motion to quash the trial subpoena. It's a pretty simple motion and would be a lot easier than hiding your CEO.

    1. Re:hmm by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not the height, it's the width requirements that would kill most nerds...

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  4. Don't worry... by DWMorse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry, they'll find him when he checks his Facebook page!

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    1. Re:Don't worry... by Vectormatic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leo Apotheker, status: What's up doc.. eh Larry?

      Larry Ellison, status: SSSHH i'm hunting Wabb.. eh.. CEOs

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  5. Is it me or by Anon-Admin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    has HP become less than reputable, Sun's continued existence become questionable, Oracle's motives become dubious, all while Linux continues to gain market share.

    Ok, the Linux bit was just for fun, but really what in the heck is the Tech world smoking. It is getting strange!

    1. Re:Is it me or by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...has HP become less than reputable

      Eventually, your reputation reflects your actions. I think HP has thoroughly buried its previous reputation as an innovator and great place to work.

  6. How about... by blisteringsilence · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He's traveling right now. I saw him in Plano last week, and he's been to many HP sites worldwide in the last 3 weeks, in a bid to calm employees and reassure HP's biggest customers. I don't know what this BS is about the board keeping him away. He's doing his job, meeting people and reaching out.

    And after hearing him speak and meeting with him last week, I have to say I'm impressed. He's not the used car salesman that Mark was, nor the fiery bitch that Carli was. He's kind of a geek, and a definite software nerd. Not only that, he genuinely impressed me. He's sharp and capable without being slimy. And unlike most Germans, he appears to have had his sense of humor reinstalled.

    Moreover, he's SMART about the tech HP sells, and why people buy it in a way that Mark never was.

    And I'll take that.

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Glad you like him. We had him for too short a time I think. I totally agree with your assessment of him as a person. The only downside that I remember is that he has a small case of foot-in-mouth disease. About 1 in every 4 meetings he would say something that I'm sure made the PR people cringe. On the up side, it makes listening to his keynotes and Q&A more interesting.

    2. Re:How about... by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a lot of love and respect for HP among nerds.

      There was at one time, before Carly and Hurd, and while the illustrious founders were still alive. Speaking as a nerd.

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    3. Re:How about... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but SAP is a largely German company. German employees demand they be treated well.

      HP is global, but largely American. We Americans bend over and take it in the ass gleefully, compared to German workers. Especially since the fearmongers have us running scared due to the economy.

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  7. I'm confused by somaTh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How is HP not guilty of obstruction of justice?

    Like I really need to say it, but here it is anyway: IANAL.

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    1. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He is the CEO of an american multinational, he has spent most of his life in Belgium and Germany. I would imagine his only reasons to set foot on US soil are business meetings and site visits. Considering the extent of HPs international holdings and operations, he need never visit the nation during his tenure as chief executive. Unless you fancy trying to extradite a witness, it's probably better for Oracle just to "let it go". ... background: I worked for a US multinational corp for a decade and avoided having to submit to the indignity of US border controls.

    2. Re:I'm confused by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not a matter of extraditing him. He's in the US, and he will be working in the US. He is currently visiting all the HP hubs around the country/world - it's completely legitimate business, especially for a new CEO.

      They have to serve you in person. They also cannot serve you with a subpoena outside the court's jurisdiction, so until he returns to HP headquarters they are shit out of luck.

      They can't serve it to HP because HP is not a person, and is not the person the subpoena is for. So they are stuck until they find him in person and can serve him.

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  8. Wow. by RiotNrrd · · Score: 2, Funny

    As someone who is a customer of both of these companies, I kinda wish they'd spend less time throwing lawsuits at each other and more time providing value to their customers. I'm just sayin'...

  9. Actually... by uzd4ce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's been travelling to HP sites across the globe to get face to face employee input and hopefully boost morale. I'd much rather he do that and get a handle on the company than submit to Oracle's harassment in a suit where he's already given sworn, taped testimony. The last thing HP needs is another lame-ass distraction for the CEO.

  10. Hmmm..... by mseeger · · Score: 4, Informative

    Honestly: if Oracle is after him, the guy must be inocent.

  11. Re:Search Everywhere by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note to self: avoid rakuen's dumpster, especially shortly after eating.

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  12. HP's position seems strong here by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From TFA:

    "Oracle had ample opportunity to question Leo during his sworn deposition in October 2008 and chose not to include him as a live trial witness until he was named CEO of HP," an HP spokesperson said in a statement. "Given Leo's limited knowledge of and role in the matter, Oracle's last-minute effort to require him to appear live at trial is no more than an effort to harass him and interfere with his duties and responsibilities as HP's CEO."

    Of course, HP may be pulling the wool over our eyes. But if it was not obvious in 2008 and 2009 that live testimony would be likely necessary, then it is difficult to believe that he is so important to the suit here in late 2010.

  13. Re:I could find him in a few days by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ahh... But they have to serve him WITHIN the Court's jurisdiction, else it's not proper service and carries no force of law. It's not QUITE as simple as you're making it out to be. If they don't serve him within the confines of his jurisdiction and he's off on legit company business (which he is, actually) they can't serve him and when the clock on their ability to serve the subpoena runs out they've got to try for it again- and I'll bet good money they don't have the time to do it after the clock runs out on them this go-round.

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