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Mystery Missile Launched Near LA

J. L. Tympanum writes "CBS News is reporting the launch of an unidentified missile off the coast of California. No one wants to take credit for it." The article has visuals taken from a CBS affiliate's helicopter, and a Navy spokesman said it wasn't theirs.

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  1. Obvious Explanation by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Google van was dispatched to get street view data of the Moon.

    *ominous voice* Phase II has started ahead of schedule ... but it's still in Beta.

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    1. Re:Obvious Explanation by windcask · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then 'accidentally' sniffs Facebook credentials from extraterrestrials and extends Costa Rica's border all the way to the Kuiper Belt. Film at eleven.

    2. Re:Obvious Explanation by Idbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      In an unrelated note, the other night I logged in to WOPR.gov and started playing this GTW game! I made my first move, and I'm waiting for my opponent.

    3. Re:Obvious Explanation by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Feh, good luck on finding them. We only have like 2 million of them.

    4. Re:Obvious Explanation by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Are we certain that this was a friendly missile, not e.g. a Chinese sub saying "look where we managed to drive this thing"?

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    5. Re:Obvious Explanation by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Informative

      Are we certain that this was a friendly missile, not e.g. a Chinese sub saying "look where we managed to drive this thing"?

      China may be bold, but sub launching a missile within a few miles of major US cities and military installations is a quick way to nuclear annihilation.

      That sort of action would have had even Denzel rushing to turn the second key.

      Chinese sub simply popping up in US coastal waters would likely involve it being attacked. (Submarine warfare does not follow the same rules that surface naval warfare follows. If you are on a sub, even in 'peacetime' you are always under threat of being attacked)

      The level of provocation that a Chinese sub launching a missile so close to major population centers? They wouldn't try it. It would surprise me if North Korea would try something so bone-headed. No way in hell it was China.

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    6. Re:Obvious Explanation by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually according to Wired, a jet plane from an unusual angle is the most likely explanation : http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/11/mystery-missile-is-probably-a-jet/ It also explains why happening near a crowded area, we only have two videos.

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    7. Re:Obvious Explanation by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      China has enough nukes to make the west coast of the usa a mess, killing hundreds of thousands or even several million. The USA has enough nukes to make China the world's largest parking lot, and can activate enough others on standby to make it a solid glass parking lot. They have a few hundred, we have tens of thousands, including some megaton varieties which they don't have. They have enough to prevent nuclear war. We have enough to exterminate the entire humans race. There is a big difference in scale here.

      China is already at war with us, but it is an economic war. They wouldn't fuck this up by using their military except to defend themselves, or invade Taiwan. And yes, they are already planning the invasion of Taiwan.

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    8. Re:Obvious Explanation by malakai · · Score: 5, Informative

      Better video link:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GCgDKNEwyY

      Actual explanation of the event:
      http://www.examiner.com/weather-in-los-angeles/missile-launch-over-southern-california-explained

      TL;DR: Was a jet airliner's contrail and the perfect upper-atmospheric moisture level + winds.

      I'm sure what follows everything south of this post involves China, Iran, and Dr. Evil.....

  2. YEEEEEHAAAAW by Pojut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slim Pickens was seen straddling the missle, waving his hat, and proclaiming "YEEEEEEHAWWWWW".

    The War Room could not be reached for comment, as there was a fight going on at the time.

    1. Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slim Pickens rode a bomb not a missile.

      Yes, but the missile made an awesome WOOOSH sound.

    2. Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW by JustOK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      hey, wait a moment. Kansas City, MO or Kansas City, KS?

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  3. Hmmm .... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, the two likely scenarios would be: 1) The US test firing something, but nobody knows who or what just yet because it is being kept secret. 2) Someone else firing off missiles off the coast of the US to demonstrate a point.

    I consider 1) likely, and 2) just downright scary.

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    1. Re:Hmmm .... by The+Pirou · · Score: 4, Interesting

      'Test' firing and attempting to keep a secret immediately off the coast of LA don't jive. If they were attempting to TRULY keep it a secret they would've performed tests elsewhere. Sabre rattling, or something else, it wasn't your first scenario.

    2. Re:Hmmm .... by swanzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      The end of the article says that some Ex Ambassador says that it MIGHT be a demonstration to China that US Subs can launch intercontinental missiles - since Obama is touring over there right now.

      Indonesia, China. Same thing.

    3. Re:Hmmm .... by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Has anyone looked at the NOTAMS for that day?
      If it was a government launch then a NOTAM must have been filed to clear the air space.
      They would not risk an accident that would take out an airliner full of people.

      I tried to look but found nothing listed.
      As to a demonstration that the US can launch ballistic missiles from a sub... Well yea that has been proven for about the last 50 years. And you can bet your bottom dollar that you do not just pop off long range missile with out telling Russia and China that you are going to do it!
      That could be bad...
      BTW Subs do not launch intercontinental ballistic missiles "ICBMs". They launch Sub launched ballistic missiles "SLBMs"

      At this point the fact that nobody is saying anything and it is getting so little press really scares the daylights out of me.
       

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    4. Re:Hmmm .... by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Funny

      3) New Navy seamen ordered to get the Captain his mid-day meal and presses the "Lunch" button.

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    5. Re:Hmmm .... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Funny

      maybe somebody spilled coffee on a sub's weapons control console.

      SLBM launches don't work like that.

      It would make just as much sense for you to spill coffee on your keyboard and accidentally install Windows Vista.

    6. Re:Hmmm .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Way too positive. What's the point in demonstrating to China that you still have some missile if you also still have a large nuclear arsenal that is ready to be delivered any time? Its not like China is going to be impressed because of some additional sub-launched missile.

      If anything, this is China or some one else showing that they now got subs that can come close the the US coast unnoticed... or a test / accidental firing by the US military.

    7. Re:Hmmm .... by martas · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've done that. Why else would I have Vista on my machine?

    8. Re:Hmmm .... by paiute · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The end of the article says that some Ex Ambassador says that it MIGHT be a demonstration to China that US Subs can launch intercontinental missiles - since Obama is touring over there right now.

      That ability hasn't been a secret since the Nixon administration.

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    9. Re:Hmmm .... by icebike · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are correct about the value to an adversary about a demonstration launch from US waters.

      But its a risky move to engage in this kind of stunt because the Russians might think it was a surprise attack of some kind.

      Especially if they pick up the red phone (do they still have that?) and ask what the hell is going on and receive only unbelievable denials.

      Russia and the US announce to each other ALL launches well in advance.

      Countries having the capability of underwater launch include China, Russia, Britain, US, and maybe Iran and India using ex soviet era subs. Maybe a couple others.

      The only one of these that could launch without fear of triggering a reprisal by Russia: Russia.

      But given the apparent lack of any mad scramble by the Military, you can be fairly sure they knew in advance about this. If the US military was caught flat footed, Obama would already be on his way back, and heads would already be rolling.

      There is also the distinct possibility its just more Security Theater to justify what ever is next.

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    10. Re:Hmmm .... by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I want to know one thing.

      Where did it land?

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    11. Re:Hmmm .... by mangu · · Score: 3, Funny

      it MIGHT be a demonstration to China that US Subs can launch intercontinental missiles

      Considering that the US first launched an ICBM from a sub in 1960, this demonstration seems a bit late by now.

      What next, will the US demonstrate that cars can be made with tail fins?

    12. Re:Hmmm .... by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uh, there are probably about 25 steps involved in launching an SLBM. Step one would be maintaining a shallow depth, which ballistic missile subs almost never do otherwise except for maybe a brief stop to get instructions. Somewhere in the series of steps probably includes opening the hatch as well.

      I'm sure the launch was deliberate. Now, whether it was planned is a separate matter. Maybe some fault on a missile called for firing it to get rid of it, but that seems unlikely to me. Firing ICBMs is a VERY sensitive matter (if not coordinated with other major powers it certainly would trigger a serious alert and move towards nuclear readiness - not something ANYBODY wants to happen). So, I doubt somebody would write a submarine procedure manual that included firing ballistic missiles except under order. Besides, can you imagine the trouble involved in tracking down the warheads if the thing was armed (which you'd have to assume if it were a standard procedure).

      This was almost certainly a test launch. Or, maybe it was smaller than it looked (I didn't see the video so I don't know if it really was an ICBM).

    13. Re:Hmmm .... by GeekZilla · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Obama would already be on his way back"

      Uh...in other news, he is.

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    14. Re:Hmmm .... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bingo!

      There's no reason for us to demonstrate our well-known SLBM capabilities to our own country's most populated county. I think it's highly likely that this is one of our 'peer nations' showing-off that we're entirely 'within range'.

      Trust me, they saw this at Beale, where they have a huge radar system designed to see incoming ICBMs. If this wasn't an exercise or a test launch (both of which would have likely happened a little more out of the way), you won't hear much more about it. Neither the military nor the media would tell Americans if China, Russia, or India was playing around right off our beaches, the reality that we could all easily become iridescent chalky dust at the drop of a hat distracts from the main objectives: Fighting bad guys with AK-47s to secure cheap energy, and buying stuff on credit.

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    15. Re:Hmmm .... by AhabTheArab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Countries having the capability of underwater launch include China, Russia, Britain, US, and maybe Iran and India using ex soviet era subs. Maybe a couple others.

      France does. India is developing their own sub/missile which should be ready shortly (according to wikipedia). It wouldn't surprise me if Isreal has this capability as well. The one thing that struck me as somewhat odd when reading the wikipedia page on SLBMs was this: The five countries that are known to have SLBM capability are the five permanent members of the UN security council. India, the only other nation listed on that page, is indicated to be developing SLBMs. The other day, wasn't Obama advocating the inclusion of India as a permanent member of the security council? Something seems a little fishy to me.

    16. Re:Hmmm .... by n9hmg · · Score: 5, Funny

      'Test' firing and attempting to keep a secret immediately off the coast of LA don't jive

      You're right. They boogie. The difference is subtle. Very acute observation.

    17. Re:Hmmm .... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wonko, you were (are?) a bubblehead, right?

      USS Hartford May 2000 - February 2006

      It's my understanding that the Chinese are at least a generation or two behind us in terms of submarine technology. Even if they've received assistance from the Russians it would seem unlikely that they could construct an SSBN that could travel all the way across the Pacific without being tracked by the US Navy. If they did manage such a feat then I certainly hope that heads are rolling at Pearl Harbor and the Pentagon....

      You don't understand how big the Pacific ocean is.

      The only way that you stop an SSBN is to maintain a large fast attack fleet and track each and every one of them as they leave port and follow them until the return.

    18. Re:Hmmm .... by icebike · · Score: 4, Interesting

      India would not demo off our coasts.

      The advocating inclusion of India in the security council was strictly for in-country (india) consumption. Don't expect any follow thru.

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    19. Re:Hmmm .... by Kagura · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously? You've never heard of submarine-launched ballistic missiles? They're a VERY important part of our strategic nuclear defense. Even if an adversary kills the entire civilian and military leadership and destroys all of our nuclear silos in a surprise "first strike", we have SLBM submarines patrolling the oceans in secret locations that can launch a devastating "second strike". This deters adversaries from trying to launch a "first strike" when they think they have the upper hand.

    20. Re:Hmmm .... by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to mention it would make absolutely NO sense to fire off the coast of CA and risk a panic when we already have test ranges in the Pacific just for such tests. I'm starting to wonder if this wasn't a fuckup, as that is the ONLY reason why I could think they would launch something that close. Maybe they had a leak and had to get the bird off the ship? Because that is the only reason why I can see the Navy or other branch of the Armed Forces not going through established procedures and then trying to claim it wasn't them.

      It isn't like the Navy would want to broadcast "Yesterday Sgt Gomer found PFC Pile had accidentally started a serious breach of safety and security, causing us to launch the bird to keep the dumbass from blowing the whole ship up. We apologize for any scares and can assure you Pile is now manning a station in the Arctic circle. Have a nice day." Because the only other reason I can think of is that it wasn't the USA, which is a scary thought. Hey, didn't we bust some drug dealers awhile back for having an ex Soviet sub? while I doubt China or Russia would be that stupid, there are plenty of others with subs not to mention Soviet hardware on the market. It would be pretty damned scary if some "off the books" Boomer or Alpha just popped up and said hi, and the US sure as hell wouldn't admit if that were the case.

      Either way this one is a head scratcher, as it would make no sense for the USA to launch it on purpose given the 50 year+ history of doing these types of tests at our Pacific ranges. Hell have we EVER done a test launch off our own coast before? Because I certainly don't remember ever hearing of one.

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    21. Re:Hmmm .... by jackbird · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not fishy. The crieterion for permanent member status on the UN security council is "can start a global nuclear war if so desires." This is by design, and a hell of a good idea. Would you want such an entity NOT to be included in security matters in the UN's purview?

    22. Re:Hmmm .... by Teancum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      35 miles out to sea is in international waters..... shy of declaring war the U.S. Navy isn't going to destroy anything with impunity, but you will see a few naval officers get demoted real fast for failing to detect that vessel if it wasn't associated with the Navy.

      Launching a sub-based missile off the coast of California, if it was from another country, would be the equivalent between military powers as the "Ha,Ha" of Nelson Muntz.

      While I would say that the probable reaction of the U.S. Navy would be to ignore the incident and leave it to the politicians to determine what to do next, if anything, there isn't any reason for a country to expect a neutral reaction out of the U.S. Navy, and firing such a missile that close to a major population center would certainly be considered an act of war.

      There are several major military bases in the immediate area (especially at the port of Los Angeles /Long Beach, and at San Diego as well as Vandenberg AFB to the north and even a couple USMC bases in the area), so a lack of a response is due to political concerns and not military capability. It also makes it seem very likely that it was the U.S. military that was involved somehow with this launch. If it was a private launch of some kind, there would be a requirement to file paperwork with the FAA where the identity of the people doing the launch would be very well known. Considering the size of this vehicle, it isn't something you would make in your garage over a weekend and try to sneak a launch in saying "to heck with the gov'ment". Besides, the BATF and other federal agencies keep very close tabs on private launcher groups including commercial rocket builders and amateur rocketry groups too.

    23. Re:Hmmm .... by Teancum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know where I read this, but it seems like there is at least an annual test of the launcher systems of all nuclear submarines, simply to make sure that the crew is sufficiently trained on the procedure and that the equipment is all working as intended. Usually this is accompanies by a "Notice to Mariners" and semi-publicized in terms of warning commercial shipping groups to stay out of the area, as having a ballistic missile bump into the keel of your ship is something most ship's captains would want to avoid if possible. The exact location may be kept secret or given a slightly false location to keep anti-war idiots from trying to be heroic by committing suicide, but a general region of the ocean would be marked as a place to "stay away from" in terms of testing.

      Often these notices will be released at the last minute and there certainly won't be much in the way of details, but if this is an official test by the U.S. military there usually is at least some claim to the fact that it happened. The question is ore why that wasn't the case here, or perhaps it was an "oops" where some sailor screwed up and punched the wrong button. If that was the case, expect a cover-up on this because those kind of secrets never get released to the public.

    24. Re:Hmmm .... by KarrdeSW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      35 miles out to sea is in international waters..... shy of declaring war the U.S. Navy isn't going to destroy anything with impunity, but you will see a few naval officers get demoted real fast for failing to detect that vessel if it wasn't associated with the Navy.

      Let's ignore that the US hasn't actually ratified the international treaties that sets those rules, meaning it doesn't really care what China or anyone else thinks it can do 35 miles from US coast.

      You're forgetting that this was launched in the middle of the Channel Islands off the California coast, it's considered Archipelagic waters and therefore sovereign US territory.

    25. Re:Hmmm .... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Funny

      Were you aboard the Hartford during the grounding incident in Sardinia?

      Yes

      What was that like?

      Bumpy

  4. Did someone say Missile? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one wants to take credit for it? Okay.

    I'll take credit for it. If found please return it. Thanks.

    1. Re:Did someone say Missile? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm glad you're willing to take that heat.

      Of course, I'm Canadian! I'll take any heat I can get!

  5. QE3 by NapalmV · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're testing the "dollar cluster bomb" for the Quantitative Easing 3 phase. Bernanke reckoned that helicopters were not good enough.

  6. It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by mp3LM · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/e3gf3/a_missile_was_launched_off_the_california_coast/c14zqpm

    NOTAM for LA. KZLA LOS ANGELES A2832/10 - THE FOLLOWING RESTRICTIONS ARE REQUIRED DUE TO NAVAL AIR WARFARE CENTER WEAPONS DIVISION ACTIVATION OF W537. IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY, ALL NON-PARTICIPATING PILOTS ARE ADVISED TO AVOID W537. IFR TRAFFIC UNDER ATC JURISDICTION SHOULD ANTICIPATE CLEARANCE AROUND W537 AND CAE 1176. CAE 1155 WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR OCEANIC TRANSITION. CAE 1316 & CAE 1318 WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR OCEANIC TRANSITION. CAE 1177 WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR OCEANIC TRANSITION. W537 ACTIVE, CAE 1176 CLOSED. SURFACE - FL390, 09 NOV 20:00 2010 UNTIL 10 NOV 01:00 2010. CREATED: 08 NOV 20:52 2010

    1. Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by mujadaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong date. November 9 is today, not last night.

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    2. Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wrong date. November 9 is today, not last night.

      Hah. You think last night was interesting.

      Just you wait...

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    3. Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by locofungus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Being in the UK, who are currently on GMT, I can tell you that it's not yet 20:00 on 9th Nov. Not for another 2 hours.

      If these times are local times then it's even worse.

      Either there's been a mega screw up and the missile was launched early (or the announcement was late) or this is for something else.

      Tim.

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    4. Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember - the Internet is killing investigative journalism.

    5. Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by idontgno · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're missing the point. No one is contesting that NOTAMs are timestamped in ZULU. No one is arguing it's a bad idea. No one disputes this at all.

      The actual argument is that the NOTAM you cite isn't applicable, because this launch occurred at "at around 5 p.m. Pacific time"... or about 01Z 9 October. Yes, the date is right. But that NOTAM wasn't effective yet, and wouldn't be for another 19 hours after the fact.

      Seriously. When you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, stop digging.

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    6. Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't try to confusle me with your high-falutin' words, it's pelicans, all the way up, same as in town.

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  7. Re:Life imitates art by CdBee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Much more likely, it was some sort of prototype/enhanced/modified missile tested by the USN, and they won't admit it just because doing so would mean admitting theres a development programme going on (and anyone getting a radar track of its mision profile might be able to deduce things about it)

    I understand that stealth aircraft were tested for years before the technology was publicly acknowledged

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  8. Mythbusters by Tr3vin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Missile firing off the coast of California? Gotta be the Mythbusters. This week's myth was that you could easily build and fire a missile near the US without being caught. Myth confirmed!

    1. Re:Mythbusters by bmo · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it was Mythbusters, it was not a rocket, but another water heater.

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  9. Not my secret base by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

    GUYS, I want you to KNOW, it is NOT the location of my secret evil lair. Or ANyone else's. THere IS noevil Lair. really. Don't come searching. Please. The squid are causing enough problems. I mean. Ignore that.

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    1. Re:Not my secret base by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm onto you, hiding secret messages in your post. Look at the Capital Letters, seems too odd . Rearranging the letters I get this:

        I KNOW THIS NOTION GUYS DIAL TIP

      Tip, which is of course is 847 on the phone, which is of course the area code for Illinois!

      LOOK OUT! THERE'S A MISSILE HEADING FOR ILLINOIS!

  10. Re:Life imitates art by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We know where it came from. Just because you don't isn't a problem.

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    Your Overlords

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  11. It's just a jet contrail by Muad'Dave · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An expert named Brian on the seesat-l list says:

    This pops up every once in a while. Seen it myself.

    It's an airliner leaving a contrail that's being lit by the setting sun.
    It appears to be going straight up because it's coming straight towards
    the observer from over the horizon.

    If we had a time, direction, and location of the viewpoint it would
    not be difficult to determine which flight it was.

    The contrail more than likely also shows on satellite weather imagery.

    As many of us here know who have observed known missile launches, this
    thing is moving WAAAAAAAAY too slow.

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    1. Re:It's just a jet contrail by DrugCheese · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Brian is wrong. Maybe he didn't view the video but it's very clear cut that it is NOT an airliner.

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    2. Re:It's just a jet contrail by blair1q · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just from looking at the picture I know that's not right.

      Parallax on the contrail tells me the object is receding.

      So it started in the lower-left corner of the picture.

      Which means the helicopter taking the picture was above the contrail.

      I'd be willing to bet that no helicopter has ever viewed a contrail of significant length from above.

    3. Re:It's just a jet contrail by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because a covert missile launch is so much more interesting (and newsworthy), perhaps?

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    4. Re:It's just a jet contrail by Volante3192 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think I found it:

      http://goes.gsfc.nasa.gov/goeswest-lzw/california/vis/

      Start at
      1011081945G11I01.tif 08-Nov-2010 15:03 506K
      and watch the contrail go south across the coast through
      1011082200G11I01.tif 08-Nov-2010 17:23 484K

    5. Re:It's just a jet contrail by Volante3192 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I made a really primitive animated gif out of those shots:

      http://www.sinecreations.com/GOES.gif

    6. Re:It's just a jet contrail by khallow · · Score: 4, Informative

      This brian has not seen the video, as it becomes immediately apparent that the perspective places the object going away from the viewers, and not travelling towards

      I looked at the video. All we can tell from it is that the object is moving to upper right. It could be moving towards or away from our viewpoint, we don't have the perspective to tell. Originally, I too thought it was a rocket contrail, but it is consistent with jet contrails and there's satellite evidence that this could be a jet contrail.

    7. Re:It's just a jet contrail by bughunter · · Score: 5, Informative

      As many of us here know who have observed known missile launches, this
      thing is moving WAAAAAAAAY too slow.

      Seconded. As an engineer for various companies that do such things, I've witnessed launches from San Nicholas, from Vandenberg, Kwaj, Alaska and Hawaii. There are several things visually wrong with the snippets of video I've been able to find online:

      1: The contrail is too "solid" looking. It lacks the crazy dispersion that a rising plume sees almost immediately as the launch vehicle passes thru different layers of the atmosphere. Winds move at different speeds and at different directions in the different layers, immediately shearing a rocket plume. Contrails, however, generally stay in the same layer, and remain continuous for much longer. Sometimes very long.

      2: The lighting is too uniform. An ascending plume from a launch just after sunset shows a "rainbow" of colors from sunlight refracted through the atmosphere and from grazing incidence reflection from the ocean. This plume shows none of that.

      3: Its moving far, far too slowly. Even a suborbital missile that will travel only 600 or so miles moves faster on ascent. They move startlingly fast across the sky.

      These clues tell me that it was an aircraft moving horizontally, not a missile moving vertically. The perspectives involved with very long objects in the sky can be very deceiving. You can't trust your eyes.

      No one is questioning the appellation "missile" -- the first question asked should be, "What was it?" -- not "Whose missile was it?"

      I wager that within hours, NOAA or someone will release a satellite picture showing the plume as a lateral contrail originating from the West.

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    8. Re:It's just a jet contrail by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are correct, I meant perspective.

      I ain't buying it about the wider=older thing, though.

      It takes some pretty special circumstances to make a contrail spread anisotropically. Once the hot vapor from the engines has expanded, condensed, and been contained by the vortices from the wings, it's a pretty stable situation with little spread unless something else gets involved.

      really cool pick at an iffy link here:

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rkPt7JME0-8/SbZndqgc2bI/AAAAAAAAAWI/8UVhtw4fwOU/s320/boeing+747+jumbo+contrail.jpg

      I want that in a glossy 8x10 for my office.

      To get the sort of triangular spread you're thinking of you'd need to have the contrail in a wind-shear, and wind-shear means turbulent flight, and a pilot wouldn't hang out in that for that long, so it should happens to the tails of a contrail, not to the whole contrail starting from the head, as we're looking at in the article's picture.

      sheared contrail:
      http://www.mdbsite.com/skies/contrails/info-3.jpg

      So I'm sticking with perspective, not diffusion.

    9. Re:It's just a jet contrail by bughunter · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd be modding you up if I hadn't already posted above.

      People like ThePhish and DrugCheese are so certain that they can trust their eyes. But they're wrong. Our visual cortex is wired to parse perspective for things on a much smaller scale. Things on the scale of this object confuse the eye, and the mind. You can't trust your eyes in this situation.

      For instance, these lines are all parallel lines, but they certainly don't look like it, and if you saw them in person you'd swear they were all originating from a point on the horizon... as if God were standing over there in all his glory. But they aren't.

      I'm sorely disappointed that so many smart people on /. are failing to question the assumption that the object is a missile.

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  12. Re:It was mine by bmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Laster beam

    Well, I've got a firster beam, but it keeps getting modded down.

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  13. Zulu time by Slutticus · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't think NOTAMs are in local time

  14. NOT the first mystery missile by trelayne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This isn't the first mystery missile that has been launched near a coast that has baffled military and intelligence experts. It happened 12 months ago off the coast of Canada where THREE missiles were seen. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2010/05/28/ufo-newfoundland-dnd.html http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jjl6k8NB7mE

  15. Re:Life imitates art by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then why would you launch it right next to one of the most populated areas in the US? If you were going to launch something like that why not take it to some overseas territories in the middle of the pacific and test it there? I mean, really, out of all the places to stage a launch you do it 30 some miles off the coast of a very populated city? Even though it is the US government, you would think they would be smarter than that.

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  16. One BILLION dollars by tchdab1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody thought that it might be a demonstration to the US from an unnamed entity, trying to make the same point?
    Is Dr. Evil on TV right now?

  17. Re:FAA NOTAM by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not even 8PM UTC on Nov 9th yet, how can it match 5 PM fucking yesterday? Good math there champ.

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  18. Re:Could that explain this? by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cruise ship flare sizes are getting out of hand...

  19. OMG! by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    And you... kept it on?

    You, you... PERVERT!

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    1. Re:OMG! by martas · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm German, you insensitive clod! Perversion is our way of life.

      Just trollin'. I'm not German, nor do I have any negative opinions about the Superior Race. Oops, Freudian slip!

  20. Re:Solid fuel, for sure... by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since all you need is a sealed tube with the missile inside it, a sub could deposit such a device on the sea floor. The sub needn't be the actual launch platform. If the US has mastered the ability to do that, it would certainly shake things up some. Tracking subs (a major effort by most nations) suddenly gets a whole lot less effective if it doesn't have to be where the missile it launches is. Which would require the ability to communicate over a significant range underwater, which would itself shake things up.

    Another consideration is that this might be a warning to Britain, rather than potentially hostile nations. Remember, Britain isn't upgrading its Trident missile system - something the US is very angry over. (The DoD was depending on that money to fund its fleet of luxury cruises.) Advertising new launch systems and/or new missiles at this precise moment may be intended to shake things up in the UK and persuade the British Government to find more money.

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  21. Not a mystery. by SETIGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe the term they are looking for is "secret" or "classified".

  22. Re:Drug Cartels by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cheech and Chong in SPAAAAAAACE!, man. Hal's not here.

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  23. Re:It was told to pilots ahead of time. by icebike · · Score: 4, Informative

    You didn't do your homework.

    The time is wrong, and the location is wrong.

    The FAA has already denied publishing any notifications about this launch.

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/11/09/exp.nr.mystery.launch.cnn?hpt=C2

    PLEASE STOP POSTING THAT NOTAM. WRONG TIME. WRONG PLACE.

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  24. Re:Drug Cartels by ByOhTek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you nuts, that's too expensive for the test flight. It's just a family of six for the first go-round.

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  25. foreign subs free to sail near calif. coast by SethJohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A 'hostile' sub 35 miles away from US Coast wouldn't be met with a slap on the knee and a response of "you totally got us!". It would be destroyed with impunity. Subs are expensive, you don't risk losing them on a mission that amounts to showing off.

    I'm not so certain that maritime law would allow the US to respond with violence for firing a missile from outside US territorial waters and the trajectory of the weapon never crosses US water or soil. According to wikipedia, foreign nuclear subs are even allowed passage within US territorial waters and are not "destroyed with impunity" on sight. In this case, however, the missile was launched from 35 nautical miles offshore, which would put it in international waters.

    From Wikipedia:

    The territorial sea is regarded as the sovereign territory of the state, although foreign ships (both military and civilian) are allowed innocent passage through it; this sovereignty also extends to the airspace over and seabed below.

    I suspect this was the act of a foreign entity demonstrating a newly-developed capability to the United States. If the submarine doesn't identify its country of origin, then the US would be allowed to destroy it with impunity in international waters.

    I also suspect the US knows exactly who did this and knew prior to the incident and was able to discretely provide advance warning to the other superpowers. There are probably a mixture of reasons the US is playing dumb on the identity of the launcher.

    • As soon as an American official would say who it is, then the method used to secure the information will be revealed to the perpetrators and that intelligence source will be silenced.
    • The US would rather the perpetrator step up and claim credit. It plays better on the world stage than unsubstantiated accusations leading to military action. Think WMD's in Iraq.
    • The act was meant to intimidate. The response the US is taking is refusing to play the game.

    Seth

    1. Re:foreign subs free to sail near calif. coast by KarrdeSW · · Score: 5, Informative

      1) The US has not ratified UNCOLS, it does not care what is considered international waters.

      2) Even if the US has ratified it, military would be allowed "innocent passage" subject to local regulations. Launching an unannounced missile is neither innocent nor regulated.

      3) The Channel Islands are not international waters, they are archipelagic waters. The location of this thing was even pinpointed by a damn news station, it's right next to Santa Barabara Island. Well within US territory.

      4) The trajectory of a weapon is irrelevant. Are you perfectly fine with someone sneaking up behind you and firing a gun in the opposite direction? The trajectory never crossed you, therefore a crazy man with a gun is not a threat? Bull

      5) If this was an unannounced demonstration by another country, there is no international convention that would prevent the US from destroying or attempting to capture the ship.

      6) If this was an announced demonstration then the ship would have been refused passage due to its non-innocent nature, meaning there is still no international convention keeping it from being destroyed.

      7) The premise of this being a demonstration is that it was meant to demonstrate the ability to evade detection (we already know people can hit us with missiles, who would bother to demonstrate that?). That is antithetical to actually launching a missile, which immediately reveals your location. Also, if you REALLY wanted to demonstrate your sneakiness by launching a missile, why use a big expensive rocket? Send up something short-range, cheap, and shiny. The message is the same.

      It's a US Missile (or at least US affiliated, either private or an allied country) and the agency which launched it has not been revealed yet, I don't see any other feasible option.

  26. Re:plane not miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    it was not a missile.
    http://uncinus.wordpress.com/2010/11/09/4/#more-440
    it was a plane.

  27. Whole lot of sea-lawyering going on here by sean.peters · · Score: 5, Informative

    Former naval officer here. I think it's dubious that the water in the vicinity of the Channel Islands constitutes "archipelagic waters" for purposes of the law - I think the islands are too far apart - but you'd need a JAG to help you with that question. However, each of the Channel Islands, as part of the US, are entitled to its own 12 mile band of "territorial waters", which are also sovereign US territory, so if the launch took place within that zone, yeah, you're talking act of war there.

    Also: while the US hasn't formally ratified the Law of the Sea Treaty (aka the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea - UNCLOS), it has signed it and every administration since then (including Ronald Reagan) have treated it as "customary international law" and have considered us to be bound by it. I can promise you through many years of my own at-sea experience that the USN thinks the UNCLOS is the law.

    Finally: you did hit upon something important in your first paragraph. The law notwithstanding, if someone else's submarine really did do this, sure, we'd sink it. The reason is not that it's legal but that we could get away with it - when a submarine sinks, it's really hard to prove what happened, and being as how this took place right off LA we could certainly prevent China (or whoever) from investigating.

    Bottom line: no way this was a foreign sub. The whole Navy would be a general quarters so fast it would make your head spin. Mullen, Roughhead, and likely a host of other admirals would be fired. Obama would have flown home from overseas. Etc, etc. This was just the Navy doing the stuff they do, and not wanting to talk about it.