The Genome of Your Thanksgiving Supper
An anonymous reader writes "Here's a fact you can distract your family with over the Thanksgiving table: many of the major ingredients in Thanksgiving foods have had their genomes sequenced. Biomedical researchers are interested in the turkey genome due to the animal's susceptibility to cancer; botanists are studying the genome of the Chinese chestnut to search for the root of its resistance to chestnut blight; and corn — well, corn's genome is just cool."
1. not american, don't get thanksgiving (turkey at christmas instead)
2. wtf is caner? i hope those poor turkeys are alright!
...interested in the turkey genome due to the animal's susceptibility to caner...
So, what part of the turkey gets "A slender, strong but often flexible stem, as of certain bamboos, reeds, or rattans."?
RIP America
July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001
"Biomedical researchers are interested in the turkey genome due to the animal's susceptibility to caner".
Would the Slashdot editors please sober UP ?
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K. Trout
Corn is probably the biggest example of bullshit monopolies in action ever. Monsanto has all the corn. All of it. And they try to get corn to be used in everything, even though it's a waste and irresponsible to have any industry depend on one crop, much less plastics and foodstuffs, which are huge industries in and of themselves. So no, corn is not awesome. Also, corn syrup is worse for you than cane sugar, but those idiotic attack ads against people that dare state that implies we're all idiots for even daring to THINK about how corn could be worse than sugar. Seriously, if you haven't seen those commercials, they go like this: Party 1: Corn syrup is bad for you! Party 2: Well how do you know that? Corn comes out of the ground, it MUST be natural! Party 1: Uh, I think I read it in a book... Party 2 then begs the question that things that come out of the ground it must be natural and therefore better, AGAIN, and then implies anyone against corn syrup is a retard. Seriously, go look it up. It's actually offensive.
There is no -1 Disagree.
and corn--well, corn's genome is just cool.
Really? If I'd been asked to name some cool stuff, "corn's genome" is about the last thing I'd have come up with.
Corn's genome is not cool IT'S COPYRIGHT MONSANTO!
tl;dr google it...
Turkey tumor casserole?
RIP America
July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001
And now samzenpus has corrected his spelling. About time. If this crap was uncommon it would be one thing, but for a bunch of self professed nerds, this is ridiculous.
Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
I will be dining with some members of my family that, more often than not, seem to represent the shallower end of the Gene Pool! I came from the deep end (I think.)
slashdot = stagnated
Pass the GC-AT-AT-GC...?
No thanks, I'll have the turkey!
(Well how about the cranberries? They don't have much AT...)
So - do we sing the genome to the tune of Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam?
Pathological kinda promises Path + Logical - but instead, you get stuck with pathetic.
Time to remind your entire family that you are a hopelessly anti-social bore.
But hey, at least you took a shower this week. So you got that going for ya.
Sweet delicious turkey basted in it's own cancerous giblets sauce.
Mmmmm Mmmmm Gobble-licious.
Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
I'm poor and have no friends or family. :(
I see why she divorced you.
Forgive me if I'm reading this wrong, but is this 'story' just a link to photos of some Thanksgiving food?
Is 1563649 a prime number?
Now you can get you genes sequenced too, just found out that 23andme are having a one day sale, $99 instead of the usual $499. Seem quite a deal to me. The coupon code is B84YAG. Sale is for today only (Wed - or Thursday if you're in OZ :) ).
I had my Thanksgiving dinner in October, you insensitive clod!
- A Proud Canadian
Who eats Chinese chestnuts? The biggest disappointment of my parents' lives - other than me - was buying a house with a chestnut tree, only to find out it was Chinese chestnut, not tasty American chestnut. Much to my joy I have a neighbor with an American chestnut! Take that mom and dad! Lousy traumatic childhood...
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Corn has been sequenced so the bio-tech companies can find out where to insert the gene for resistance to Roundup and the gene that makes it infertile after one generation. (forcing farmers to buy new seed every year)
Unless you find out it's related to you because your great-great-great grandpa was the infamous "Turkey-Fucker Jones." Perhaps you should wait until after the gene sequencing results come back before you kill it...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
You don't have to go so far out like agave (something many folks never will encounter except in it's liquid tequila form). Many common foods have a very high fructose content...
http://nutritiondata.self.com/foods-000011000000000000000.html
Ironically, corn (as opposed to HFCS) really doesn't show up on this list because the sugar in actual corn is mostly glucose (they have to process the crap out of corn-glucose convert some of the glucose to fructose to make HFCS).
The corn "haters" out there that sweeten their drinks with honey and have their apple-a-day, really aren't really in a much superior situation when it comes to avoiding the problems associated with fructose (primarily that the fructose sugar isomer doesn't normally stimulate insulin production unlike the glucose isomer). Although if you actually eat an apple (as opposed to drinking apple juice or eating apple sauce), you probably get enough fiber to limit the intake of sugar.
Also, something that everyone should know is that a surprisingly common ailment is fructose intolerance/malabsorption where the symptoms are similar to lactose intolerance. Avoiding all foods high in fructose often provides relief for this ailment.
appetite just from reading the /. submission? Really kinda sick if you think about it. I just think abou tit and I feel better.