Scientists Attach Bar Codes To Embryos
Zothecula writes "Fans of the film Blade Runner may remember a scene in which the maker of an artificial snake is identified by a microscopic serial number on one of its scales. Well, in a rare case of present-day technology actually surpassing that predicted in a movie, we've now gone one better — bar codes on embryos. Scientists from Spain's Universitat Autònoma de Barcelona (UAB), along with colleagues from the Spanish National Research Council, have successfully developed an identification system in which mouse embryos and oocytes (egg cells) are physically tagged with microscopic silicon bar code labels. They expect to try it out on human embryos and oocytes soon."
I put on my tinfoil hat and proclaim that the insane conspiracy fantasies of right wing fundamentalist nutters are coming true? On second thoughts, I may need to be dosed up with a little more religion.... or LSD.
Not that I believe in that kind of hokum, but could we please not do science that encourages people like Jack van Impe and his hot, hot wife Rexella? They believe that everyone will be tagged with a scannable code. That it will be the currency just before and during the beginning of the end times. They think that only those who resist it will be saved from God's judgment.
Everytime you put a barcode on a living thing, you stir up that pot of crazy.
This Thanksgiving, let's take a moment to think about all the great stuff science has given us. And try not to forget that just because science is great, it doesn't mean that the Christian retards have any less power.
I call dibs on 666.666-666-666 for my baby!
Salmon otoliths were barcoded in the early 80's (I think) to distinguish between different hatcheries. Coding was achieved by varying the water temperature during development, thus affecting the rate of growth, and hence colour of the bone in bands. The code stayed with the fish for life.
I just know it.
Finally, a use for my :cue:cat!!!!
...baby!
Just take the baby off the shelf, scan the bar code, enter your credit card, and all the paperwork takes care of itself!
All nice and everything... Unless it can be scanned at the supermarket and I can use my club card to get a discount, it's useless.
And here's a link:
http://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/barcoding-wild-salmon
Now they are all going to grow into super intelligent, super strong and agile perfect assassins and will need to be given a number instead of a name.
Caught it on BBC's iPlayer (UK-only suckers) a couple of weeks ago, still amazing after all these years... http://goffee-freelance.blogspot.com/2010/11/films-for-free-just-found-blade-runner.html
If he's the Walrus then can I be a penguin please?
I don't know if that's the right term, but surely a dna "hashtag" is a more effective than sticking a silicon label on to the embryo sack? Or can't one get DNA sequences (unique?) from an embryo?
blog.idigitall.com
Actually, a non-negligible amount of babies get mistakenly switched around in hospitals. This is the reason why many hospitals nowadays (at least in Poland) give newborns bracelets with the name of their parent -- but there are claims that they still manage to get it wrong quite often.
Less seriously: I was born a stupid, ugly but work-loving baby, yet an evil midwife switched me in the crib.
The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
This is all a conspiracy - first step towards an Embryo supermarket.
"*Beep* That'll be 9.95 sir, cash or credit?"
"Max is a genetically engineered human, created by Manticore .. All the kids in Manticore had a number inserted into there genetic patterns that shows up as a barcode on the back of the neck" link
"I, for one, welcome our new scientist overlords"
oh, wait
As of Postgres v6.2, time travel is no longer supported.
... surely even better would be to insert the barcode as a section of DNA directly into the genome?
Perhaps we're not far from that either.
Having worked in the technical IT side of IVF for years I can tell you that we already bar code embryos and sperm. We also write the patients name on the pot. But there are still mix ups and very occasionally the wrong embryo is implanted. The more checks on who owns what the better.
You have to remeber that that embryos, eggs and sperm are stored at -190'C, you have to wear goggles, thick gloves and there is vapour everywhere and frost on everything. It's hard to read labels. (we use rfid tags)
Interestingly when you take a pot of sperm out of the dewar and it goes from -190 to +25'c sometimes they explode showering you with frozen shards.
Do any of the tags contain the string 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' on them?
The risks involved in taking care of a day 3 to day 7 embro are great. Anytime you muck with it, you introduce risk. People going through retrieval / implant will not tolerate this added risk.
Keeping track of embro's is not a problem if proper procedures are followed.
This provides very little benefit for such a high risk activity. Fail.
They expect to try it out on human embryos and oocytes soon
Would you kindly go fuck yourselves?
Reminds me of the scene in the street where Decker is getting the snake scales checked, and the street vendor shows the scanning microscope screen showing the ID codes.
Why not create embryos without any junk DNA and add special DNA in them so that unremovable barcodes appear on their necks?