BEAR Robot Designed To Rescue Wounded Soldiers
Zothecula writes "The US Army is currently testing a robot designed to locate, lift, and carry wounded soldiers out of harm's way without risking additional lives. With feedback from its on-board sensors and cameras, the Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot (BEAR) can be remotely controlled through the use of a special M-4 rifle grip controller or by hand gestures using an AnthroTronix iGlove motion glove. This equipment would allow a soldier to direct BEAR to a wounded soldier and transport them to safety where they can be assessed by a combat medic."
bear (noun) -- A large, hairy, homosexual man.
"See the BEAR of fearsome size, all the world's within his eyes..."
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In under-fire situations, I understand the need to reduce casualties. Can this thing move fast enough to really get the job done? I mean, its not like our guys are fighting in speed-ball arenas, with nice and neat little pathways to the downed. Much of the time the terrain is shelled, broken remnants of buildings, cars, misc. crap is scattered everywhere, and tracked-robot friendly areas seem sparse. What about mountain fighting? If I were the Taliban (there I said it, fuck you Medal of Honor), I would target these things, they would stick out like a sore thumb. Its not like 'not shooting medics' has ever really been respected lately (by both sides).
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... just get the BEARs to do the fighting in the first place?
Then if we ever get into an equal fight, our bears can fight their bears, we'll televise the whole damn thing and make millions in concessions and merch!
I'm on the battlefield, wounded, afraid and possibly delerious, and up rolls the bastard offspring of Wall-E and pedobear?
It's so bad....
This thing looks ideal to give the enemy better target exposure, i.e. to finish the soldier off, when that was difficult while it was lying on the ground.
It looks more like Johnny 5 to me.
My first thought at seeing the picture was that this was some new TSA insult.
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It sounds goofy as hell and it looks even worse, but it's not human...
It can be shot, blown-up or even run out of battery power; whatever the negative situation you can think of for the robot. But plain and simple, if it does get destroyed, there's not a family crying about it back home.
If it can save lives, or even have a minuscule chance at saving lives, then it's worth it. Put yourself in the soldiers situation where he's lost an arm and leg in an IED attack and tell me you wouldn't welcome one of these (obvious example of robotic takeover) coming to get you.
The US military is officially just a giant rube goldberg contraption designed to transfer tax monies to defense contractors.
I think this might even beat out the guys who manage to sell their anti-gravity tesla coils to the pentagon.
"I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
This is the funniest thing I've read today. So you want to send human soldiers into harms way but you then want to develop technology which can do a humans work to retrieve them without causing any further harm to your soldiers? Really?! War....
Once the republicans roll back health care maybe they will support doctor robots for the rest of us. They tend to support anything military related.
Seriously, what the Hell?
Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
What!!?? I thought we outsourced our military to India a loooong time ago. IF they can't pull their comrades out; maybe we need to outsource to the Chinese. So many of them they might not need to extract the wounded.
The Bear Cavalry...
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If you have robots that can operate reasonably under enemy fire, why would you have sent humans in in the first place?
Of course, the real question is how any human problem can be solved by killing humans, and we have not figured this out for ten thousands of years.
It seems as though one day armies (at least the US') will be composed of robots killing humans. I'm not going to trot out the usual OMG SKYNET!! sentiment, though. What concerns me is that there'll be at least one nation that will be out there making war without suffering much in the way of human loss: where will be the incentive to stop?
Take a lesson from one of your own:
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. - Lee, December 1862
When I think that after ten millennia of so-called civilisation we as a species still resort to murder to solve our differences I despair, I truly do.
If God forks the Universe every time you roll a die, he'd better have a damned good memory.
Anyone else thinks this bears some good resemblance to the Short Circuit robot?
Typo alert! It's the BEER robot...
Properly Enhanced for Domestic Operations BEAR.
Why not make the logical step and fit weapons to the BEAR so you don't have to send the soldier into harms way in the first place? This thing has cameras and you could fit a camera to the weapon for sighting purposes... This thing is effectively a wireless waldo and not a real robot, so you still have a human in the loop on the trigger...
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I for one welcome our BEAR overlords. It should also be noted that worker bears work to produce more bears.
would be that this thing might just be another piece of equipment that has to be lugged around the battlefield by foot soldiers, further weighing them down, making them slowoer, easier targets for a light, fast moving enemy. Will we have to put people into harms way just to fly or airdrop one of these things near to where they might be needed.
Sometimes I get the feeling that we are slowly loosing this war, because of the need to make so many different contractors so much money in the process. I think a requirement for these kinds of things on the battlefield is that the guy with the bright idea needs to be on the frontlines as these things are tested.
They should make a smaller version to save kids too. ...Call it "Pedo BEAR"
How about we just send these robots into battle and let the men remote control them?
Then we save lives, well, at least, lives of those who have robots to control.
Then next we can give the robots AI, and maybe a global network or something to control/run them.
Ya, like call it like horizonnet? hmm, groundnet? naw, spacenet?
I'm sure we can think of a good name.
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Imagine staring into his kindly, beary face as he pumps you full of morphine.
No, you're not supposed to ask if they're gay. Asking if they're openly gay would just be a way of confirming whether they're keeping up the "don't tell" side of the bargain :)
"What is the number of your life insurance policy?"
"Before I treat you, please confirm you are not openly gay."
You are not supposed to ask that.
Those rules only apply to humans. A robot can ask perfectly well, since it's hardly going to be called to the witless stand, is it? Any more than a piece of cloth is going to be arrested for participating in waterboarding.
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Did anyone else read BEER Robot when they first seen this headline?
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