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Which Shipping Company Is Kindest To Your Packages?
Ant writes "Popular Mechanics mailed a bunch of sensors on an epic journey to find out which American shipping company is the most careful with your packages. From the article: 'One disheartening result was that our package received more abuse when marked "Fragile" or "This Side Up." The carriers flipped the package more, and it registered above-average acceleration spikes during trips for which we requested careful treatment.' Here's what they found."
. . .will be kind to your package, as long as there is not too much junk in it.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Would labeling it "bottle deer urine" work as well, too?
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
Thanks. My brain hurts.
Wow, your UPS guys must be a lot cooler than the ones around here. I'm consider it lucky if they bring the package to the door. Expensive parts, medical supplies, live plants, whatever, find them everywhere, they just toss them off the truck and move on. Yeah, I've found medical stuff on the side of the road, like being in an FPS. They won't even ring the doorbell when it's obvious people are home to let anyone know there's something sitting outside. Maybe you have better luck, but I hate UPS. For anything important, I ask for FedEx delivery.
"Do Not Impale With Spear". So far none of the packages that I've sent this way have been impaled with spears.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
At first glance, the USPS being the most gentle seems to be surprising.
Not really. Slow speed == low rates of acceleration == less damage.
The geezer who took my package at the USPS window this morning probably hasn't made it to the 'outgoing' bin yet.
Have gnu, will travel.
Next time don't ask for ground shipping from China. Pay the extra and go with air. Or at least by boat.
Put "Fragile, Glass" and "Biohazard" stickers on it.
Have gnu, will travel.
Presumably because he had a bad burrito the night before.
Yeah, I've found medical stuff on the side of the road, like being in an FPS.
but did walking over it automatically fix you up?
You do know you can mail live bees?
Perfect... Warning: Fragile: Contains Live Bees.
Make sure your package contains some visible holes on the exterior, such as handle holes on the carton, air vents.
Would labeling it "bottle deer urine" work as well, too?
Not according to my experience unpacking various urines at a hunting store.
Anything can be found funny, from a certain point of view.
One disheartening result was that our package received more abuse when marked "Fragile" or "This Side Up."
I'm sure that the package would be handled much more carefully if you stamped "Fragile" and "This Side Up" on it in Arabic.
Orwell: "In a Time of Universal Deceit, telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act"
My favorite tracking log entry:
Delayed- train derailment.
True, and you know how monkeys like to throw stuff.
Alternative test:
The moral: Actively NOT doing something primarily needs you to contemplate performing the actual task. And then you have to suffer the abstinence.
I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
Nearly 30 years ago I stumbled on a way to ship items without any damage happening. I needed to bring back two boxes of stuff from my grandparents. I didn't look to closely at the two boxes, but the airport sure did. "Does this box really have sulfuric acid?" Huh? Oh, that's just the box. Don't worry. It was left over from treating the swimming pool.
At baggage at my destination, the sulfuric acid box was pristine. Not a scratch, dent, or tear. The corners were perfect. The regular box was beat to hell and barely holding together.
I doubt you could even use a left over pool chemical box anymore.
The world is made by those who show up for the job.
Now that I know that, I almost want to order some. I can see it now...
"Honey, why did you order 5 baby chicks?"
"Because I could."
"But what are we going to do with them?"
"I haven't thought that far ahead..."
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