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Dolly the Sheep Alive Again

SpeZek writes "Dolly the sheep has been reborn. Four clones have been made by the scientist behind the original research. The quads, which have been nicknamed 'the Dollies,' are exact genetic copies of their predecessor, who was put down seven years ago. The latest experiments were partly carried out to check if improvements to the technique cut the risk of problems in and out of the womb. Named after country and western singer Dolly Parton, Dolly was created from a cell taken from a mammary gland. The rest of the sample of tissue has lain in a freezer since, until it was defrosted to make the Dollies."

233 comments

  1. Just in time for christmas .... by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bahhhh, Humbug.

    Pass the mint jelly :-)

    1. Re:Just in time for christmas .... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...freezer... until it was defrosted...

      I don't know, it is never as good after that. But still, with enough jelly...

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    2. Re:Just in time for christmas .... by d6 · · Score: 1

      Glad I'm not the only one that thought "how does it taste"? :P

    3. Re:Just in time for christmas .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing the poster's ID, I assumed 'jelly' meant 'lubricant'...

  2. Dolly of the month club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

  3. Dolly Parton by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, is my mind totally in the gutter, or is there a significance to the mammary gland / Dolly Parton link?

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    1. Re:Dolly Parton by Microlith · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Dolly Parton by onco_p53 · · Score: 1

      No, its is exactly what you are thinking.

    3. Re:Dolly Parton by CaptainPatent · · Score: 5, Funny

      Glad we could keep you abreast of the situation.

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    4. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Large mammaries maybe 30 years ago, but significant silicon since

      http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_Dolly_Parton_have_breast_implants

    5. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't make a clone out of plastic

    6. Re:Dolly Parton by Xeno+man · · Score: 5, Funny

      A few billion Barbie dolls would disagree.

    7. Re:Dolly Parton by grcumb · · Score: 2

      Okay, is my mind totally in the gutter, or is there a significance to the mammary gland / Dolly Parton link?

      Well, if it helps, the meadow where they graze is called the Valley of the Dolls....

      (If you were a New Zealander, the mere mention of sheep would have been enough....)

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    8. Re:Dolly Parton by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well this news is simply TITillating!

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    9. Re:Dolly Parton by Mistlefoot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are we only going to here that nice pair of jokes or are people going to keep milking this one?

    10. Re:Dolly Parton by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

      Guys, this isn't Reddit.

    11. Re:Dolly Parton by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Stay classy /.

    12. Re:Dolly Parton by CaptainPatent · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be such a boob.

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    13. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nooo, here in New Zealand we had an unshorn sheep as a celebrity. They named it Shrek, made calenders, put it on the prime time news, and even FLEW IT OUT TO A FUCKING ICE BERG.

      Why does nobody take us seriously? Because so many of us are FUCKING REDNECK HICKS.

    14. Re:Dolly Parton by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are we only going to here that nice pair of jokes

      You could say this thread is a bust.

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    15. Re:Dolly Parton by jrumney · · Score: 2

      Or rather, was known for them, before the days of augmentive surgery. Nowdays they would probably be rather average by Hollywood standards.

    16. Re:Dolly Parton by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      The whole thing went tits up!

    17. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The eyes... the smile...

      She looks dead inside!

    18. Re:Dolly Parton by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      Surprise surprise.....

      We heard an udder one!!!

    19. Re:Dolly Parton by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      So if you combine plastic clone with sheep clone, you get...

      Barbie Dollies? ...

      I wonder why it's not on the market yet...

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    20. Re:Dolly Parton by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Nope. Her perceived breast size is still huge in comparison. Furthermore, since we are talking specifically about mammary size rather than perceived breast size, there is no surgery that increases actual mammary gland size.

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    21. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't twist me, bra!

    22. Re:Dolly Parton by puto · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, even at the ripe old age of 41, I still think "wow what a great pair of tits" when I see a stellar rack hanging off a broad. It will be a say day when I look at boobs and think about lactation.

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    23. Re:Dolly Parton by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ... well I'm older than you, and for me it would be a sad day when I couldn't appreciate the breasts of any beautiful woman, regardless of their size. Of course, that ain't gonna happen.

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    24. Re:Dolly Parton by markhb · · Score: 1

      Stay classy /.

      +infinity Funny.

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    25. Re:Dolly Parton by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You guys suck.

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    26. Re:Dolly Parton by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Are we only going to here that nice pair of jokes

      No, we'll be hear all day.

    27. Re:Dolly Parton by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      Ewe must be knew here.

    28. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What Up, reddit?

    29. Re:Dolly Parton by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's just because they have the same colour hair.

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    30. Re:Dolly Parton by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      People use mammary to stand for breast, because the word "mammary" is funnier than"breast".

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    31. Re:Dolly Parton by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think you win that thread.

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    32. Re:Dolly Parton by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Steady on, it's just a sheep.

      Which means, fortunately, that they can't give evidence in a trial. Ahem.

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    33. Re:Dolly Parton by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Stop being a tit! You're making a boob of yourself.

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    34. Re:Dolly Parton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i really dont give a hoot (or two) about it.

      but seriously, with the same talomeres on the same gene, this clone wont live that long either.

  4. Dolly is the new teacup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm curious to know if Dolly will be the new teacup (used to test rendering algorithms) or Lenna (for image processing).

    Will we be cloning the same sheep over and over again as a common reference?

    1. Re:Dolly is the new teacup? by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      It makes me thing of a guy... Duncan Idaho I think... Is there a blind sheep that see the future in some fancy desert somewhere already?

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    2. Re:Dolly is the new teacup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On an offtopic note, I love the irony of the Lenna picture. Wikipedia links to an uncropped version of this image. When you look at it, you know that this woman looked exactly like that. There was no Photoshop in the seventies. Of course makeup and lighting tricks are involved to make her look better but that's about it. The legs weren't made longer, the butt wasn't made bigger, the skin wasn't retouched to make it look like porcelain. It's plain natural beauty. Yet, this image played a part in the destruction of that aesthetic.

    3. Re:Dolly is the new teacup? by Jay+Tarbox · · Score: 1

      Hah, I get it - RENDERING

    4. Re:Dolly is the new teacup? by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

      Just because they didn't have Photoshop back then doesn't mean the image wasn't touched up. I would be surprised if her skin wasn't airbrushed.

    5. Re:Dolly is the new teacup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uuhhhgh. It's a tea KETTLE and her name is LENA.

      Sheesh.

  5. I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes me wonder how many people are cloning their pets and bringing them back.

    I'm not sure I could do that myself. I miss some of mine, but would it be appropriate to bring them back, or should I just get another?

    Don't know. But I think about it.

    1. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This makes me wonder how many people are cloning their pets and bringing them back.

      I'm not sure I could do that myself. I miss some of mine, but would it be appropriate to bring them back, or should I just get another?

      Don't know. But I think about it.

      There are so many that need homes right now ... I know that I miss my first Newfie and my St. Bernard, but I also know that when my current Newfie and mutt pass on, there will always be other large dogs that need a home ...

      -- Barbie

    2. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      What is the difference between getting a new pet and getting a new pet that shares your old pet's DNA?

      (Aside from the high risk of the clone having genetic defects and dying young.)

    3. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The existing emotional bond.

      It may not be logical, but it is still there.

    4. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would think after 3 or 4 incarnations you'd not feel so guilty about putting a bullet in one after it shits on the carpet

    5. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by icebike · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is no bond. Its a new individual. Its all in your head. The animal won't know or care.
      One thing you can be assured of is that it will have a different personality (anamality?). You will probably be disillusioned.

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    6. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The person knows. The person cares. Yes it is all in their head. Where else are your emotions kept?

      And whether or not a person will be disappointed is exactly the question. I don't see you having an answer, just a conclusion.

    7. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by icebike · · Score: 1

      You can never go home again.

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    8. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too much of the development is dependent upon protein activation times and whole bunch of other stuff I know nothing about, for the cloned animal to be exactly like the original. For example, in the case of cats, the color is not directly determined by the DNA. The cat CC was the first cloned pet, and it did not look like its genetic donor. I imagine behavior is even more finicky, as it is affected by experiences and other such nebulous factors.

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    9. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly. When my dear kitty passes on I'm sure she'll want me to give another shelter cat the same chance at a happy life that she had.

      Plus, why would I disturb her from her eternal nap? Surely that's any cat's idea of heaven.

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    10. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (I'm not the same AC)

      I think it's presumptive to assert that clones will have a different personality. I imagine that's quite possible, especially for those who adopted pets which were already mature (thus their personality was fully formed beforehand). However, I've had several cats from birth (because we had taken in the mother), and other cats and dogs right from weaning. Those animals developed their personalities under our care, and I suspect there would be a better than even chance that their clones' personalities would at least be very similar to original. I base that on the idea that whatever part of cat (or dog) personality is determined by genetics should be identical (barring cloning errors), and that the environment in which they would develop would be quite similar.

      That said, I'd probably rather just take in strays/rescues, particularly given the likely ridiculous costs of pet cloning.

      - T

    11. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      About 1200 grams of useless gray matter.

    12. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ronald Regan or the sheep?

    13. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Identical twins don't have identical personalities. I doubt that cloning a body will be any more effective at cloning personality.

    14. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Plus, why would I disturb her from her eternal nap? Surely that's any cat's idea of heaven.

      The clone would be a different entity. Just like an identical twin is a different person from his/her twin sibling.

      That's also why "Dolly the Sheep Alive Again" is wrong. Dolly the Sheep is dead. These are new clones.

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    15. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      One thing you can be assured of is that it will have a different personality (anamality?).

      Personality is a breed/environment thing. The breed is going to be exactly the same of course, the only difference would be the environment, but if you were the previous owners of the pet then it's not likely that the environment will change much. So it's really unlikely that the new pet will have a different personality given that all other factors remained (relatively) the same.

    16. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by icebike · · Score: 1

      One word: Twins.

      QED.

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    17. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Well obviously. Did you not catch that I was joking?

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    18. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is actually good news.
      So if you find the physical perfect girl, that does not like you, you just clone her until one of the clones actually like you...
      However you might have to clone yourself a few times to not die until you find one...

    19. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      It's not useless. You can tan the hide with it (turn it into leather).

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    20. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Besides, you'd not be getting back your pet, anyway; you'd be getting a different pet that simply happened to have an identical genetic markup.

      Just because my wife has an identical twin doesn't mean I can go on marrying that one and pretending nothing happened when my wife dies in a car crash.

    21. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A new individual who doesn't care, has the same looks, a complete different personality, resulting in a disillusion? So, cloning is the same thing as marriage?

    22. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 1

      Well, you should, at least you'd have the same mother in law. The devil you know and all that.
      Also: when?!

    23. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by dylsexia · · Score: 2

      I'm reminded of an old vet friend telling us about the "$4.95 budgie cure". When some tearful kid would come in holding a stone cold bird, the vet would quietly nip out the back door to the k-mart next door and buy another bargin budgie, and give it to the overjoyed child saying "Polly's cured!" and present the knowing parents with a bill for $4.95. If the child ever noticed the feather coloration or size was a bit off, then the vet would simply say "Oh, that's just a side effect of the medication".

      So now you're telling me that the cloned cat CC did not really look like its genetic donor because of "protein activation times"? The cloning process that was used didn't cost $4.95, by any chance, did it?

    24. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by brian_tanner · · Score: 1

      It always seemed to me that this was a poor argument. Twins have so many incentives, explicitly and implicitly to differentiate themselves and not just *seem* different but *be* different. It seems the example of raising two animals/people in parallel is vastly different than doing it sequentially.

      If only there was some way we could study nurture/nature in this way with something that is not human, and therefore could pass an ethics approval application at a research institution. It might give us some insight into development.

    25. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Sorry that was my clone posting.

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    26. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see what differences there were from the original cat. Sheep are, I imagine, pretty much similar to one another anyway, but it would be interesting to see if a cloned cat had the same quirks as its original.

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    27. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The breed is going to be exactly the same of course, the only difference would be the environment, but if you were the previous owners of the pet then it's not likely that the environment will change much.

      They could have moved, divorced and remarried, got a kitten, had a baby, any of a number of things. A lot can happen in an environment in a year.

    28. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nine chances should be enough for anyone.

    29. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point, but even genetic twins separated at birth often have unexplained similarities in their personalities and quirks, such as both of them tending to browse magazines back-to-front, both having gambling problems, etc.

      Plus, we're a bit more complicated than even the closest animals in terms of cognitive abilities, let alone cats and dogs - lots more ways for us to develop differently. But that's just my own impression. I've got nothing to back it up.

      - T

    30. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Quite amusing how this was brought up nearby.

      And it's not really clear they have many such incentives BTW... Others also treat it almost as a challenge to spot differences, which might be hardly there.

      While our idea of unbroken, monolithic personality is, in large part, an illusion, a myth. We are generally much closer to our peers than to ourselves at some very different stage of life. You need to often look closer to notice anything "wrong" with split-brain patients. We also like to convince ourselves how unique we are...while not really being able to track more than a few dozens of other people, out of almost 7 billion (but we do like to believe in the myth that "more people live now than have ever lived" while in reality there's 100+ billion homo sapiens dead already)

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    31. Re:I wonder how the pet resurrection is going by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The difference is apparently about wasting resources in the search of a reason to ignore stray/etc. pets around.

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  6. Re:Awesome. by TheKidWho · · Score: 2

    Well, it's not as if they created her out of some sort of vacuum. They're just manipulating the machines that nature has already provided.

  7. REINCARNATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! by straponego · · Score: 3, Funny

    GOOD NIGHT!

    1. Re:REINCARNATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Duh, they'd have to be cows, not sheep.

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      "caps lock is cruise control for being cool."

  8. Not alive again by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stupid journalists and movie makers keep thinking cloning something makes a true copy. These are genetic progeny; Dolly's sisters, not Dolly.

    1. Re:Not alive again by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      I would call them Dolly's daughters, since they were cloned off of Dolly, not the original sheep. This is consistent with my understanding of the nomenclature used for species that reproduce asexually. They're each other's sisters, and the original sheep's granddaughters.

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    2. Re:Not alive again by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they are being cloned from the same sample that Dolly was cloned from. Since the DNA won't be exactly the same as the cell that was used to create Dolly I would say sisters is the most appropriate, unless they used DNA polymerase on the original cell and these are being created from that same cell's mass copied DNA in which case they are simply identical clones of the Dolly line =)

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    3. Re:Not alive again by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I think it's more accurate to call them her "twins." That's the natural way to get genetically identical individuals in a sexually reproducing species.

    4. Re:Not alive again by Atmanman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Its clear they aren't sisters, daughters or twins. Maybe we need a new word for what they are. Oh wait, we do... they're called CLONES.

    5. Re:Not alive again by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      *applauds*

    6. Re:Not alive again by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between an identical twin and a clone? It's all just semantics at this point.

    7. Re:Not alive again by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      The scientists themselves aren't helping, by naming the new sheep "Dolly" as well.

      There are plenty of non-stupid reasons to do animal cloning, and human cloning has the potential to help millions of infertile couples. Someday cloning *will* begin to leave the laboratory, and when it does, we need to make sure the public has a rational understanding of what a clone is and is not. Otherwise, the horrific science fiction prophecies will fulfill themselves.

    8. Re:Not alive again by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Oops. You're right. I misread the article.

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    9. Re:Not alive again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So their selves.

    10. Re:Not alive again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      twins starts from the same cell.

      clone start from a group of uniform cells, one each.

      still, meh, whatever.

    11. Re:Not alive again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its clear they aren't sisters, daughters or twins. Maybe we need a new word for what they are. Oh wait, we do... they're called CLONES.

      Actually, having identical genetic material does not preclude them from being labeled sisters. After all, that's what we call identical twins. (And I think identical twins would rather not be referred to as clones.)

      They're just identical fivefold-lets. Move along.

    12. Re:Not alive again by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      Identical twins share the same gestation environment, and originate from the same cell. This is not a semantic difference.

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    13. Re:Not alive again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe George Foreman is one of the scientists?

    14. Re:Not alive again by hosecoat · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Dolly will remember me

    15. Re:Not alive again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - idle thought, however, why didnt they try directly cloning Dolly? As in, cloning the clone..

      Figure if major problems were going to show up, be more liable to do so via this process - otherwise, they are simply repeating the previous experiment, no?.

    16. Re:Not alive again by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actually they were repeating the previous experiment with new, better technology to show the progress that's been made since the first attempt. Note that they had a 100% success rate this time vs .5% last time.

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  9. Should have named them by initialE · · Score: 2

    Duncan Idaho...

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    1. Re:Should have named them by beefncheese · · Score: 2

      Looks like the beginning of the golden pa-a-a-a-a-th.

    2. Re:Should have named them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn, just when I needed mod points the most...

    3. Re:Should have named them by NieKinNL · · Score: 1

      Duncan Idaho...

      My thoughts exactly.
      Three deaths for the scientists. The last one for no better reason than the first..

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    4. Re:Should have named them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Julian Delphinki perhaps? (or Bean if you prefer)

  10. now we know the identity of by QuantumBeep · · Score: 2

    Now we know the identity of the Lost Cylon.

  11. best tasting chops by __aaeuwj6541 · · Score: 1

    on the up side , lamp chops will never be in short supply, now we just need to clone some tasty pigs.......think of the bacon

    1. Re:best tasting chops by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      for those lamb, maybe they could be modified to produce sour cream and grow tomatoes internally, ready for slapping into a gyro

      How about beef with legs like centipedes, for multiple hind quarters full of prize winning strip steaks and filet mignon.

    2. Re:best tasting chops by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I think I'd like to hold out for Porcuswine.

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    3. Re:best tasting chops by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      The Bovine Centiped - Their Flesh Is His Fantasy.

    4. Re:best tasting chops by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Detachable ribs growing on its back? Mmm

  12. and So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

                      iDolly this will work this time.

  13. For years by Colourspace · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They've been doing this for years in Medicine. Just ask Henrietta Lacks.

    1. Re:For years by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Little did she know, when she went into the hospital, that she would be going out the back door and an entire new species of pluripotent mono-cellular eukaryotes would be leaving out the front...

    2. Re:For years by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      You're implying that we biologists have been cloning walking/breathing copies of Henrietta Lacks to disect for our studies?

      Cells derived from the tumor which killed her are routinely used. If you think anything more than this has been happening, you are sorely misinformed.

    3. Re:For years by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/15/sunday/main6300824.shtml

      There are some interesting bits in that link.

      "With her under anesthesia, they just took this small piece of her tumor, without her knowing, and they put it in a dish and sent it down the hall to George Guy, who was the head of tissue culture research at Hopkins," said Skloot. "He had been trying to grow human cells for decades, and it had never worked. And hers just took off."

      "We know, mechanically, that the cells stay alive because they have this enzyme in them that rebuilds the ends of their chromosomes, so the cells just never get old, they don't die," Skloot said. "But why her cells did that when all the other cells didn't is still a little bit of a mystery."

      .
      "To tick off all the way HeLa cells have been used, we would be sitting here for weeks," Skloot told Axelrod. "Hundreds and thousands of studies. They were used to help test the polio vaccine so that it could be approved for use in people. They went up in the first space missions to see what would happen to human cells in zero gravity. Hers were the first cells ever cloned, some of the first genes ever mapped. They've been used to create some of our basic cancer drugs, like tomaxiphin.

      "When you look at this in the context of the family story, you know, at 25 years after her death, not only were her cells still alive, but there were enough of them that if you could pile them all on a scale, they'd weigh 50 million metric tons," Skloot said. "That's 150 Empire State Buildings. You know, it's just inconceivable that that could even be true, and it was."

      That's quite something but there's a darker side to this

      "Is there any way to calculate how much money has been made off of Henrietta Lacks' cells?" Axelrod asked.

      "No. They were the first cells ever commercialized, and that was in the 1950s," said Skloot. "You know, you can buy online HeLa cells or products made from HeLa cells for anywhere from about $200 to about $10,000 a vial."

      "But it's an incalculable amount of money?" Axelrod asked.

      "Yeah," said Skloot.

      And consider this: The family of the woman whose cells changed medical history . . . can't afford health insurance.

      Henrietta's middle child, Sonny, is $100,000 in debt after bypass surgery.

      Henrietta died eight months after the cells were taken and buried in an unmarked grave and it is undeniable that there is a huge industry that has been built on her cells so why shouldn't there be some recognition of her contribution to medical science and perhaps at least some medical coverage for her immediate family?

      How many of us wouldn't be here without the medical developments that have come from the testing on her cells?
      it just doesn't feel right that there has been nothing given back to her family. Legally perhaps nothing is owed but morally surely the family should get something.

  14. A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Myji+Humoz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the article, the original Dolly was put down after about 6 years due to all kinds of medical conditions (infections, arthritis, etc). However, these four sheep are 3.5 years old, and are apparently in perfect health. A major argument against the use of cloned animals in animal husbandry (either cloning particularly tasty animals or using clones to breed) is that cloned animals end up in constant agony due to their origin.

    Since these cloned animals appear just as comfortable and pain free as your "run of the mill" farm animal, it seems as if cloned animals can be just as humane to farm as normal animals. In fact, since the meat yield from each animal is much higher (by definition of selective cloning as the pinnacle of selective breeding), I would argue that using more cloned animals would reduce the ecological impact of the meat industry.

    Ye average American Joe might not want to eat cloned meat, but clones are already breeding like mad to produce more productive offspring. Perhaps this new longitudinal study will give more insights on the ethics and health impacts of cloned meat.

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    1. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And by breeding hundreds, thousands or even tens of thousands of Dollys, you make a population that will collapse much faster when that virus or bacteria mutation comes along that has a liking for the Dolly host.

    2. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by bogaboga · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't mind eating beef from a cloned animal if I were to be informed accordingly. Matters become rather complicated when it comes to burgers and other processed meats where I understand such meats might be made of more than 100 animals. Scary!

    3. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by daemonc · · Score: 2

      I had never heard that argument, but even if it were true it would still be absurd. Compared to the horribly unsanitary conditions that exist on most factory farms, and the painful end in store for them at the slaughter house, I'd think a little arthritis would be the least of the animals' worries.

      But all that aside, this is still not the "major con" to cloning. The big one that comes to mind is the susceptibility to disease due to lack of genetic diversity. All it takes is one mutation in some common disease, and not only is your herd / crop wiped out, but so is everyone's who bought the same clones.

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    4. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by iSzabo · · Score: 1

      I'd say the major danger now is lack of genetic diversity (which is already a problem to farming); as such a thing is already critically bad for banana farmers. Though I'm glad this moral objection is moot.

    5. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A major argument against the use of cloned animals in animal husbandry (either cloning particularly tasty animals or using clones to breed) is that cloned animals end up in constant agony due to their origin.

      Since when has the meat industry given two genetically-engineered shits about whether animals are suffering?

    6. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ye average American Joe might not want to eat cloned meat,

      Joe Average may be a conservative asshole sometimes, but he looks pretty hard at the prices in the meat section, because he can't afford everything he wants.

      Tasty lamb at good prices will only get more appealing as choices once common to the table vanish due to price, and to collapse as is happening with tuna and happened with cod. We're looking at a future of spams made of pulped things we didn't use to fish becoming normal. Settle the health scare, and Joe may easily adjust to seeing farm cloning as an obvious further domestication of a once wild animal, and be no more nostalgic about the immediate past than we are of hand-milking.

    7. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wouldn't mind eating it, why do you care to be informed?

    8. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by afidel · · Score: 1

      The big one that comes to mind is the susceptibility to disease due to lack of genetic diversity. All it takes is one mutation in some common disease, and not only is your herd / crop wiped out, but so is everyone's who bought the same clones.

      Welcome to modern farming, witness the Cavendish banana, Haas avocado, Russet potato, Heavea rubber tree, and countless other varieties that are produced well in excess of 50% of worldwide consumption in their category. It's here today with cloning.

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    9. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Myji+Humoz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The article says that: "Animal welfare campaigners say that cloned animals and their surrogate mothers still suffer immensely."

      The immune system argument is indeed the primary flaw of mass cloning, but our understanding of the role of genetics in forming an immune system is weak at best. However, we do know that immune systems aren't deterministic; genetic makeup X + environment Y doesn't always yield protection Z. As you said, the unsanitary conditions in factory farms induce tremendous suffering in the animals, but it also leads to a serious suppression of natural immune function. They are pretty much saturated in antibiotics from birth to slaughter to suppress infections; their natural immune system are essentially useless in those conditions. I'm purely speculating here, but what if a particular animal or animal line had an immune system that retained most of its function under terrible conditions? What if a particular animal displayed tremendous variability in initial antibody seeding?

      It's tempting to think of animals as computer systems, where a single computer virus can easy take over identical systems with nearly identical ease. However, the immune system just doesn't work like that. To use a crude and somewhat misleading example, factory farms are like networks of computers running Windows XP with no service patch, no firewall, and no built in antivirus. However, every 4 hours, a godlike remote antivirus scan is run, and purges each system. If a virus or a bacterial strain is powerful enough to kill a line of Dollies, it's most likely strong enough to kill a line of sheep on the constant verge of death. Throw in antibiotic overuse, and it seems unlikely that there's a statistically significant risk increase between a factory full of Dollies and a factory full of randoms.

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    10. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Ye average American Joe might not want to eat cloned meat, but clones are already breeding like mad to produce more productive offspring.

      Clones breeding like mad??? You know something that we don't? 'cause TFA mentions "surrogate mothers".
      To reach the breeding like mad level, I imagine one would need a "cloning vat" or something.

      For the time being, the "economic efficiency" of cloning can't be better than by natural breeding, perhaps the "selectivity of the breeding" might have been improved – assuming that the clones really grow without other genetic troubles because of the process
      TFA "The professor, who plans to publish details about the Dollies in a scientific journal, said improvements in the technology raised the odds of clones being born alive and healthy but admitted the method was still not perfect."

      Perhaps this new longitudinal study will give more insights on the ethics and health impacts of cloned meat.

      Apologies for coming back again with a question: what longitudinal study you speak about?

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    11. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Maybe out of respect for those who would mind.

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    12. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by quenda · · Score: 1

      Ye average American Joe might not want to eat cloned meat,

      He eats cloned plants, e.g. bananas. What's the difference?

    13. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      it seems as if cloned animals can be just as humane to farm as normal animals.

      Ha, I see what you did there! [/sarcasm]

    14. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you said, the unsanitary conditions in factory farms induce tremendous suffering in the animals, but it also leads to a serious suppression of natural immune function. They are pretty much saturated in antibiotics from birth to slaughter to suppress infections; their natural immune system are essentially useless in those conditions.

      Ignoring your random speculations, the real reason you are correct relates to the above quote. The problem is that most antibiotics don't work that way. The "training" that immune cells must go through simply depends on 1. sensitivity to a certain antigen (protein, toxin, dna/rna, glycoprotein, etc.) and 2. that antigen must be from an exogenous source (viz., it is expressed on MHC II since it was extracellular w/r/t the APC). A lot of antibiotics are simply bacteriostatic, i.e., it prevents bacterial cell proliferation, and waits for your own immune system to destroy the pathogen, therefore still sensitizing the immune system. Even if you used a bacteriocidal (bacteria-killing) antibiotic, the various antigens would still be there in your body, awaiting cleanup by macrophages (an example of APCs) and whatnot, which would logically lead to sensitization of lymphocytes in the RES. Therefore it doesn't follow that overuse of antibiotics --> loss of immune function. Think of it more as you're getting tons of vaccines by living in a dirty place, since like with vaccines, you're not at a real risk for getting an infection since most of them are destroyed by the abx.

    15. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by oPless · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind eating beef from a cloned animal if I were to be informed accordingly. Matters become rather complicated when it comes to burgers and other processed meats where I understand such meats might be made of more than 100 animals. Scary!

      Beef ? You do realise that meat from Sheep is called Lamb don't you ?

    16. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by puto · · Score: 1

      It is called mutton if the sheep is mature. Lamb if it is, well a lamb. Lamb is under a certain age, still young and tender.

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    17. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by noidentity · · Score: 1

      In fact, since the meat yield from each animal is much higher (by definition of selective cloning as the pinnacle of selective breeding), I would argue that using more cloned animals would reduce the ecological impact of the meat industry.

      ...assuming that the lower price doesn't increase demand. If the price isn't lower, then people won't buy it.

    18. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, though. We can make new ones once the virus/bacteria dies out.

    19. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by stickrnan · · Score: 1

      It's okay, though. We can make new ones once the virus/bacteria dies out.

      ...or it mutates, spreads to humans and the CDC hits the panic button.

      Even if that doesn't happen. When that food source goes bust, many people expecting it will find themselves without for the season.

    20. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by mlts · · Score: 1

      This sounds a lot of what caused the Irish potato famine. A monoculture of Lumper potatoes. All it took was one blight and there went the the whole crop.

      Of course, there were other items as well (such as the English demanding their food exports regardless of the famine-level conditions),but had other potato breeds been used, some crops would have died off, but others would have persisted.

    21. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      And he prefers cloned marijuana.

    22. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by avatar139 · · Score: 1

      It's tempting to think of animals as computer systems, where a single computer virus can easy take over identical systems with nearly identical ease. However, the immune system just doesn't work like that. To use a crude and somewhat misleading example, factory farms are like networks of computers running Windows XP with no service patch, no firewall, and no built in antivirus. However, every 4 hours, a godlike remote antivirus scan is run, and purges each system. If a virus or a bacterial strain is powerful enough to kill a line of Dollies, it's most likely strong enough to kill a line of sheep on the constant verge of death.

      Your metaphor is close (I know it's supposed to be imperfect, so please forgive my nitpicking here ;) but it might be slightly more accurate to say that after detecting malware, your body's Anti-Virus system then self-generates on the fly system patches and definition updates to itself to allow it in order to better combat said viruses.

      Interestingly enough, your body's Anti-Virus system also has the ability to run diagnostic tests on your body by making major adjustments to hardware configuration settings and then using the altered settings it finds effective as a means to aid in it's efforts to combat the attacking malware!

      It's really pretty sophisticated when you think about it...

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    23. Re:A major "con" of cloning falls apart by oPless · · Score: 1

      Steady on ... I think bogaboga's head has already exploded :-)

  15. Human Cloning by cosm · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine human cloning being that much more difficult biologically speaking than sheep. IANAB, but my guess is that geo-political and fundy-religio restrictions are the only things stopping this sort of activity from greater proliferation. How long until we see countries cloning mass eugenicized armies of the perfect race for warfare, class-control, workforce supply, and nationalistic tendencies? 50 years anybody?

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    1. Re:Human Cloning by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      How long until we see countries cloning mass eugenicized armies of the perfect race for warfare, class-control, workforce supply, and nationalistic tendencies? 50 years anybody?

      Using a particular template doesn't guarantee anything beyond superficial characteristics. You have to train your warriors, though these days I suppose its in the software more than anything else. The only practical outcome from cloning I can see is growing replacement body parts. I can definitely see that happening.

    2. Re:Human Cloning by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but consider about one in ten people has the ability for extreme bodybuilding....I would think there are many physical characteristics that would make a much better than average warrior. Perhaps even some brain firmware is more suited for the training, we don't yet know.

      hmmm, that argument could work for hot and willing women too, worth a try....

    3. Re:Human Cloning by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      They're just the same as twins.. and no-one likes twins, they're all evil.

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    4. Re:Human Cloning by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      but my guess is that geo-political and fundy-religio restrictions are the only things stopping this sort of activity from greater proliferation.

      Quite wrong actually. It took over a hundred attempts before Dolly was cloned successfully. The clones that were produced had significant health problems. The genes aren't entirely methylated the way they ought to be and the telomeres are markedly shorter than they should be. To clone a human being at this point would be incredibly inhumane.

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    5. Re:Human Cloning by jack2000 · · Score: 2

      There's a gene literally one gene in particular that determines how well your body copes with extreme long running sessions.
      Those with one expression of it keep on jogging while the ones with a slightly different collapse. The ones with the first gene are also better suited to prolonged exertions of force.
      The geneticists who actually breathe drink and live the human genome every day know of many genes that combined properly will give you the ultimate soldier.
      It doesn't stop there, you can have faster thinking scientists, people needing less sleep the posibilities are endless. It boggles the mind why we as a society are crippling our scientific pursuits, and for what? For nothing!

    6. Re:Human Cloning by catbutt · · Score: 1

      We've already seen it, over and over again.

      Oh I'm sorry, you are talking about reality, not science fiction...? Yeah. 50 years. Sure. And you forgot using people as batteries.

    7. Re:Human Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Havnt you ever seen gattaca

    8. Re:Human Cloning by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Two major issues: Religion, and Star Trek.

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    9. Re:Human Cloning by afidel · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I don't think body building has much to do with being a good soldier in the modern era, being smart and trainable is infinity more important. There are obviously exceptions like being able to carry a large number of rounds for something like the SAW but those can be mostly be overcome with improved technology (see Bigdog robot pack mule).

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    10. Re:Human Cloning by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      But to that argument, Gattaca was only bad for the kids who didn't go through the selection process. There wasn't anything remotely bad for the folks who had the I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter genes.

      Gattaca showed the disparity between the "haves" and the "have nots". It didn't go so far as to say there was any disparity between the "haves" in their own little circle. One can argue that the difference between the folks in the high end jobs and the bottom end jobs right now is exactly the same thing, except we don't actually have any control over it. It simply is a game of bingo.

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    11. Re:Human Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winners of the army ranger annual competitions are typically average height, average build. The real bulky ones can do it, just slower.

    12. Re:Human Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two major issues: Religion, and Star Trek.

      so one major issue then.

    13. Re:Human Cloning by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      but my guess is that geo-political and fundy-religio restrictions are the only things stopping this sort of activity from greater proliferation.

      Quite wrong actually. It took over a hundred attempts before Dolly was cloned successfully. The clones that were produced had significant health problems. The genes aren't entirely methylated the way they ought to be and the telomeres are markedly shorter than they should be. To clone a human being at this point would be incredibly inhumane.

      Couldn't they look at merging their efforts here with these efforts where they are:
      Researchers bred genetically manipulated mice that lacked an enzyme called telomerase that stops telomeres getting shorter causing the mice to age prematurely and suffer ailments, including a poor sense of smell, smaller brain size, infertility and damaged intestines and spleens. When the mice were given injections to reactivate the enzyme, it repaired the damaged tissues and reversed the signs of aging raising hope among scientists that it may be possible to achieve a similar feat in humans – or at least to slow down the aging process."

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    14. Re:Human Cloning by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      That would solve the telomere problem but the improper methylation issue remains. This may be solved with embroyonic research

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    15. Re:Human Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clones == twins

      Nothing special, really. The Dolly is not alive, there are just some new twins of Dolly now. As usual, the title and sensationalizing nothing special.

    16. Re:Human Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a classic science fiction villian to me. Designing killing machines? How far can we push the boundaries of humanity for the sake of wealth and power?

      Ignoring the question of whether we should.

    17. Re:Human Cloning by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Well religion's still an issue here in the states, even though the rest of the first world is more or less getting over it.

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  16. I've heard of reincarnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard of reincarnation, but this is ridiculous!

  17. Piracy by Degro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So how long until the first genetic piracy article on Slashdot?

    1. Re:Piracy by igreaterthanu · · Score: 2
      T+4years

      From a quick Google search, there are probably earlier examples.

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    2. Re:Piracy by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Monsanto has sued farmers for "pirating" their genetic sequences

    3. Re:Piracy by SheeEttin · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's been and gone. Haven't you heard of Monsanto?

    4. Re:Piracy by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      3...2...

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    5. Re:Piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to a search on /. for monsanto, at least MINUS 9 years ...
      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/03/30/146227&tid=155

      Unless ... Wait ... you were not talking about sheeps with eyepatches, right ?

      Let's hope the cloned Dollys won't buy that carrier !

  18. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does it relates to the country songs ? By the amount of clones ?

    1. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hadn't realized the origin of the name until I read the summary...

      Named after country and western singer Dolly Parton, Dolly was created from a cell taken from a mammary gland.

      Do a Google image search for her if you don't recall what she looks like, keeping in mind the latter part of that sentence.

  19. Obligatory Dune Reference by fl_litig8r · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dolly Idaho.

  20. So it is written. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Abduhl Al-Hazred, in his Necronomicon wrote:

    "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
    And with strange aeons even death may die."

    1. Re:So it is written. by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
      And in Soviet Russia even death may die."

      FTFY.

  21. Re:Awesome. by Dermah · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Haha. I am an athiest, and you are an idiot.

  22. Scotland??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dolly made headlines around the world when she was born at the Roslin Institute near Edinburgh in 1996.

    For some reason I thought these were "The Sheep from Brazil".

  23. Four sheep at once by hessian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that is a Texas-size sexual fantasy!

    1. Re:Four sheep at once by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I thought you were a Hessian, not a Scotsman!

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  24. I am curious by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    Did she mention bright lights, an unearthly presence, Or meeting my mom?

  25. No, Dolly the sheep is not alive again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are not Dolly, but other sheep of the same name.

  26. Reagan by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The GOP is hoping to clone Ronald Reagan before the 2012 election, being that they are short real candidates.

    1. Re:Reagan by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this "funny because it's true". :D

      (At least, true at the presidential level. We're leveling Congress, though.)

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    2. Re:Reagan by sempir · · Score: 1

      Fuck Reagan.....why didn't they clone Dolly herself?

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    3. Re:Reagan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even though he'll only be two years old come election time and he was cloned from a borderline retard, he'll still be more eloquent than current front-runner Palin.

    4. Re:Reagan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should elect reagan anyway.

      Dead or not... Nothing in the rules says he has to be alive...

      How scared would the rest of the world be of the USA then... Prop him up in the white house.. put him on tv once in awhile.. it would be awesome.

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=zombie+reagan+for+president+2012

    5. Re:Reagan by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Do you suppose this would let you get around term limits? What if it was just Raygun's head in a jar, with a robot body?

    6. Re:Reagan by BobNET · · Score: 1

      No need to worry about term limits, this Reagan was never President :-)

      Although you'd just be cloning his body -- what happens if he decides to become a Democrat?
      Oh, wait...

    7. Re:Reagan by sorak · · Score: 1

      And the Democrats will be cloning... um... gimme a minute... nope, guess they'll be stuck with Obama.

      We could clone Clinton, but I figure he can take care of that part himself.

    8. Re:Reagan by anonymousNR · · Score: 1

      is there a book/movie/comics about something like that , cloning/resurrecting a very good American Presidentfrom the past and see how he would handle current world affairs.

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  27. Re:Awesome. by RulerOf · · Score: 0, Troll

    Following your logic, there is a God.

    And he's cloning sheep!

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  28. Don't tell the Texas A&M Aggies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Four virgin sheep asses! That's alot of fucking for your typical Aggie!

    Q: How do you know when you're in College Station, TX?

    A: When you honk your horn, all of the livestock backs up to the fences.

    Did you hear about the Texas A&M Aggie who moved to Oklahoma and improved the collective IQ of both states?

  29. Nod to Terry Prachett by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    ...call them Dolly Sisters.

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  30. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your spelling and grammar are atrocious, and they further betray your ignorance. Does it hurt to be so stupid? You make one hell of a logical leap to conclude that you possess absolute knowledge of the universe just because we can manipulate cells from a sheep tit.

    Which takes a greater leap of faith? To believe in God, or to believe that the entire universe self-created from nothingness?

  31. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, obviously, it's a greater leap of faith to believe in a god.

    After all, it's much more of a leap for your god to self-create from nothingness.

  32. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    They said only god could create life, well, then Dolly is irrefutable prove that there is no god.

    Or that they were wrong about only God being able to create life.

  33. Not Exact Copies by pbizannes · · Score: 2

    Unless they used eggs from the same host animal as before, they are unlikely to be genetically identical since the mitochondrial DNA will be different.

    The mitochondrial DNA problem is one reason why embryonic stem cells produced via cloning are still rejected by the animal in which it is implanted.

  34. Not Identical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have the same nucleolus DNA but not the same mitochondrion DNA

  35. Reanimator by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    It's not just a horror/gore movie spoof anymore.

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  36. Clone of a Clone of a Clone of a Clone of a Clone by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    They need to see how far they can push cloning, I propose they keep cloning this sheep and see how far they can take the cloning before they end up with nothing by Eldritch Abominations....

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  37. Still... by whistler36 · · Score: 1

    Still, she never calls.

  38. Of course alive and kicking by DollyTheSheep · · Score: 1

    What did YOU think, again?

  39. And in a freak lab accident... by ToastedSpider · · Score: 2

    The result was a Dolly Llama

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  41. Re:Awesome. by icebraining · · Score: 1

    The question is: who stated that second theory? Not a scientist, I'm pretty sure.

    Any reasonable people would believe neither, as none has any evidence to support itself.

  42. Watch out for Dolly 5 by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

    Bit of a war monger that one. Keep it away from Cardassians (especially Damaaaaaaaaaaaar)

    Don't see the fuss myself, they all look the same to me.

  43. Yawn..... by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    There were more clones, but the scientist could never finish counting them - they kept falling asleep.

    Rather clone asses (not: arses) next time.

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  44. Re:Awesome. by Custard+Horse · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if they have a hive mind - could this be the first Beowool cluster?

  45. I call them Bitch Dollies... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    I call them Bitch Dollies..... Wanna meet 'em?

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  46. Wait until the animals can clone themselves maybe by r6144 · · Score: 1

    IIRC the procedure is still far too expensive to be used commercially on ordinary farm animals. Wait until we genetically reprogram the animals so that they can give birth to their own clones without manual intervention.

  47. The real Dolly by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    What I suspect will happen is that we'll find out that all sheep are clones of Dolly that we sent back in time sometime in the future, to the distant past before sheep existed...

  48. Re:Awesome. by VolciMaster · · Score: 2

    I wonder if they have a hive mind - could this be the first Beowool cluster?

    If the sheep have a hive mind, wouldn't it be a Bee-O-Wool cluster?

  49. Re:Awesome. by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

    Yeah - the mammary gland cells weren't produced from scratch - just replicated

  50. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to piss of christians

    The word you were looking for is "off", not "of", moron.

  51. Time to rewrite the nursery rhymes. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey,
    It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.
    It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
    It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone.

    And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
    They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.
    It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
    There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.

    No other could control the sheep; their programs didn't vary,
    So the scientists resolved it all by simply cloning Mary.
    But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary,
    One problem solved! But what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary...

    -- by Anonymous (it's not mine; the writer's name is forgotten.)

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  52. Re:Awesome. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    The question is: who stated that second theory? Not a scientist, I'm pretty sure.

    Science says basically "we not only don't know what happened before the big bang, we can't know what happened before the big bang, and in fact nothing happened before the big bang because there is no such thing as "before the big bang" since time itself didn't exist before the big bang.

    However, there's a slashdotter whose sig reads "In the beginning, there was nothing. Then it exploded."

    How do you know she's not an astrophysicist?

  53. Re:Awesome. by profundus · · Score: 1

    Hmm...., let's see. Poof poof, and poof. There, god created the universe.

    The "other theories" on the other hand... Big Bang -> elementary particles combine -> create hydrogen -> fusion -> higher elements -> radiation -> complex compounds -> simple life -> evolution (*gasp*) -> life as we know (and don't know) it.

    If I believe in the second theory, then the floodgates open for exotic stuff, say like gravity (two rocks attract each other? Bah, it's the love of god binding them).

    Whereas the elegant, simple, first item on the menu, leads me to the wonderful world where nothing is impossible, demons possess people and wizards would be zipping around on brooms if it were not for the church to ban them (sorry Harry).

    Anyway, I digress. The thing is, nobody possesses the absolute knowledge of the universe. If god created then who created god? If it was the big-bang then what was before it, and what caused it (admittedly though scientists are working on it)? The good thing about the scientific side of the fence is the fact that we admit when we don't know something and somebody somewhere gets a grant to look into the matter, instead of declaring it the handiwork (noodlywork?) of the spaghetti dude.

    On the cosmic scale my friend, we are all ignorant, or innocent.

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  54. Re:Wait until the animals can clone themselves may by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Wait until we genetically reprogram the animals so that they can give birth to their own clones without manual intervention.

    Based on everything I've learned from Hollywood, all they'll have to do is splice in some frog DNA, and then: raptor-sheep.

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  55. Re-hi Dolly by kjcole · · Score: 1

    "It's so nice to have you back where you belong. You're looking swell, Dolly, We can tell, Dolly, You're still glowin', you're still crowin' You're still goin' strong."

  56. Re:Awesome. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've seen so many troll mods in a row before. Obviously some pissed off christians have mod points today.

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  57. (Breast != MammaryGlands); by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the social lesson. On a related note, people quote Sarah Palin a lot because she is funnier than, well - almost anyone with a clue. Now, allow me to return the favor: Scientist use the term mammary gland instead of breast, because not all breasts have mammary glands, and the two words, while related, are not synonymous.

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  58. The End of Days applauds, and all the while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drool dribbles down his chin, complete with idiot like grin on The End of Days' part (lol). Picture that.

  59. Sh33p! by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

    So first, there was Dolly (clone of Doly) ;-)
    Now it's Dollly, DoIVy, DoVy, and DoVIy?

    (Won't look quite right if your font distinguishes between l [lower case L] and I [uppercase i]).

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  60. That's eternal life! by formfeed · · Score: 1

    - at least for people with nothing stored in their brain...

  61. Obligatory Dune reference. by Forge · · Score: 1

    So what trauma must these golas be subjected to in order to trigger the memories of the original dolly?

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  62. I can haz naming convention? by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Of course there is prior art on a naming convention for clones. If there are 4 clones of Dolly, they're named 2Dolly, 3Dolly, 4Dolly, and 5Dolly.

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  63. Re:Awesome. by icebraining · · Score: 1

    Science says basically "we not only don't know what happened before the big bang, we can't know what happened before the big bang, and in fact nothing happened before the big bang because there is no such thing as "before the big bang" since time itself didn't exist before the big bang.

    Nobody talked about the big bang or what happened before it, but nice strawman. Even the Big Bang itself is just a theory - there are more.

    Parent said that the theory is "that the entire universe self-created from nothingness" which has no evidence to support it, unlike other theories. So while you may conceive it, no respectable scientist would believe it to be true.

    However, there's a slashdotter whose sig reads "In the beginning, there was nothing. Then it exploded."
    How do you know she's not an astrophysicist?

    That depends on your definition of scientist. If you think scientist is someone with a PhD in a science, then I guess she's a scientist.
    I prefer Isaac Newton's: "a scientist is an individual who uses the scientific method."
    And anyone who believes that did not use the scientific method.

  64. Re:Awesome. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I consider both definitions of "scientist" to be equally valid, but it's just as likely (or more so) that she's a programmer or an engineer. Her sig is, after all, meant to be humorous.

    some theories are untestable (so far). I guess rather than calling these folks scientists, you would call them mathemeticians? If so, that's an entirely valid view in my opinion.

  65. Re:Awesome. by RulerOf · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've seen so many troll mods in a row before. Obviously some pissed off christians have mod points today.

    I'm a Christian, and just find ignorant people funny.

    My favorite, though, is definitely the evangelizing atheist :D

    I do, however, consider it important to respect peoples religious beliefs... to an extent. Keep holy the Sabbath? Sure. Blame the rape victim? Not so much....

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  66. But do the cloned sheep end up dreaming of Dolly? by avatar139 · · Score: 1

    I'd sure like to know!

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  67. Obligatory pun by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    So Dolly lives again in mammary?

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  68. how long in the freezer? by Finite9 · · Score: 1

    anyone know how many years you can keep embryos in the freezer for??

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  69. gnimbling pin by gnimblingpin · · Score: 1

    So we call them Dolly-lam-a, Dolly-lam-b

  70. Re:Awesome. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    With no query string parameters, the page brings up a users' own page. A person would think that you would know that by now... *sigh*

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