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Swiss Bank Has 43-Page Dress Code

Posted by samzenpus on from the dress-for-a-specific-success dept.

Tasha26 writes "The HR of Swiss bank UBS AG came up with an innovative 43-page document (French) to establish fashion 'dos' and 'don'ts' in their retail branches. Among the rules are such things as: 'neither sex should allow their underwear to appear,' perhaps Dilbert was a bit ahead of them on that. The document also mentions smells and 'avoid garlic and onion-based dishes.'"

5 of 212 comments (clear)

  1. /.ers by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should avoid working for this bank!

  2. Dress code? by TheL0ser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only dress code that should be required: 1) Do not show up to work naked. 2) If you're in a position where you need to be taken seriously, dress so that the other guy will take you seriously. 3) Seriously, noone wants to see you naked.

  3. Backscatter scanning by 2names · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't wait for companies to start using these to enforce dress codes. "I'm sorry, Jim, but we can't allow you to wear your pretty, pretty princess underwear to work."

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  4. Re:Plain but classy, and balanced by Geeky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me? I'm showing a bit of cleavage today, and, yes, my bra is showing. If it's going to show anyway, wear
    a nice one.

    ...laura

    Pics or it didn't happen ;-)

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    Sigs are so 1990s. No way would I be seen dead with one.
  5. Re:huh by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    You stopped reading his post a little bit

    How do you only stop reading a post a "little bit". That doesn't make any sense, you buffoon!

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