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Auditors Question TSA's Tech Spending, Security Solutions

Frosty P writes "Government auditors have faulted the TSA and its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, for failing to properly test and evaluate technology before spending money on it. The TSA spent about $36 million on devices that puffed air on travelers to 'sniff' them out for explosives residue. All 207 of those machines ended up in warehouses, abandoned as unable to perform as advertised, deployed in many airports before the TSA had fully tested them. Since it was founded in 2001, the TSA has spent roughly $14 billion in more than 20,900 transactions with dozens of contractors, including $8 billion for the famous new body scanners that have recently come under scrutiny for being unable to perform the task for which they are advertised. 'TSA has an obsession of finding a single box that will solve all its problems. They've spent and wasted money looking for that one box, and there is no such solution,' said John Huey, an airport security expert."

239 comments

  1. /. is always days behind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Used to be cutting edge, now it's like where you go to catch up on old news that has already past...

    1. Re:/. is always days behind.. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Used to be cutting edge

      Uh, when the fuck was this? Was it back when the Internet had no trolls and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary?

    2. Re:/. is always days behind.. by neo8750 · · Score: 0

      Was it back when the Internet had no trolls and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary?

      When did this exist?

    3. Re:/. is always days behind.. by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Woooooooosh!

    4. Re:/. is always days behind.. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Used to be cutting edge

      Uh, when the fuck was this? Was it back when the Internet had no trolls and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary?

      Dude, even back when it was ARPA*NET we had trolls and unreasoned commentary.

      UseNet flame wars were ... wait for it ... legendary.

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    5. Re:/. is always days behind.. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      TELEX networks had trolls and whackjobs decades before ARPANET had its first message.

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    6. Re:/. is always days behind.. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Fleet Commander Obvious! That was my whole damn point.

    7. Re:/. is always days behind.. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I'll take your word for TELEX - I was only on BBS systems since 1978, so I don't know what went on before then.

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    8. Re:/. is always days behind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Used to be cutting edge

      Uh, when the fuck was this? Was it back when the Internet had no trolls and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary?

      That would be the mythical time of never in a galaxy far far away. Trolls invaded networks like fido and others long before the internet.

    9. Re:/. is always days behind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the days before every major newspaper had an online tech section, slashdot was a valuable aggregate of technical news.

      Slashdot was essentially obsolete when google news came online in about 2002. I doubt anyone has read Slashdot for the articles in the last five years.

    10. Re:/. is always days behind.. by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      I've perceived an improvement in overall commentary quality in the past 1/2 year or so. The quality is much, much better than other sites, IMO. Want to see what I mean - go visit reddit or digg.

    11. Re:/. is always days behind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Used to be cutting edge

      Uh, when the fuck was this? Was it back when the Internet had no trolls and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary?

      Dude, even back when it was ARPA*NET we had trolls and unreasoned commentary.

      UseNet flame wars were ... wait for it ... legendary.

      I am glad I did not wait for the underwhelming adjective.

    12. Re:/. is always days behind.. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

      And before that, Caveman Ugg was drawing dongs on other people's cave entrances.

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    13. Re:/. is always days behind.. by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Was it back when the Internet had no trolls and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary?

      When did this exist?

      1946.

      More on topic, am I the only one who thinks the TSA should be disbanded and Michael Chertoff should be standing in an unemployment line with Michael brown?

      How about we spend some of that transportation safety money on guard rails? 45,000 people die on American highways each year, but there were no airline fatalities for two years straight. Seems that the government's priorities are highly illogical; the transportation safety money should be spent on safer highways, where people die every day, not wasted on the already safe airports. The only terrorist I'm terrified of is the blond in the SUV texting on the cell phone while eating a hamburger.

    14. Re:/. is always days behind.. by rodneylee · · Score: 1

      Disband TSA for sure, that 14 Billion could have been used to save lives, make friends out of those freedom fighters we consider terrorists (if there really are any), lets put as much effort and money into making the world a better place for everyone.

    15. Re:/. is always days behind.. by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      When did this exist?

      Back when slashdot was largely populated by people who were subject matter experts and were willing to discuss and independently research at the behest of their peers. Back then moderation even had a propensity to reflect technical merit and accuracy. And meta moderation commonly combated trolls. Back then, "citation needed", would have been laughed at for the inappropriate stupidity it is. Largely because people back then actually understood the difference between research papers and casual discourse and debate.

      These days its largely a popularity content. Ignorance and half truth is commonly moderated up. Troll moderation happens daily and without bounds. Moderators seem completely unable to read simple instructions and follow them. Meta moderation seems to be almost completely useless because of the scale of poor and troll moderations. And its extremely common for moderation to be used for censorship rather than to focus or expand dialog. Basically slashdot became popular and most of the people which made slashdot worthy have long since left. What you're left with today is largely American Idol where re-enforcement of the mass' ignorance is the objective of the day - every day.

      Slashdot absolutely has changed - and for the worse, by far. Slashdot is a former shell of what it once was - largely because of the low quality of people it now attracts.

    16. Re:/. is always days behind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more worried about the blond in the SUV texting on a hamberger while eating the cell phone.

    17. Re:/. is always days behind.. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You may think that's funny, but she almost hit me a few days ago.

          It was nothing compared to the lady dialing her iPhone with her nose while putting on finger nail polish and drifting into the oncoming lane. Somehow she didn't hit anyone, but that was only by dumb luck and good reactions from the other drivers, who were more than happy to give her a 1-finger salute. She was oblivious to what happened. And yes, I'm serious. She passed me on the left when I saw what she was doing. She sped past me and into the oncoming lane, before drifting into my lane almost hitting me.

          I remember the days when the drivers seat was used for driving, not used for everything else, and occasionally turning that big round wheel.

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    18. Re:/. is always days behind.. by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Just like spending more money on swine flu than regular flu.

  2. Who'da Thunk? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gee, TSA wasting tax payer money? Who'da thunk Chertoff's big money maker would be a big money waster for the rest of us "little people"?

    1. Re:Who'da Thunk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $ HEAD -S http://ow.ly/3uZL4
      HEAD http://ow.ly/3uZL4 --> 301 Moved Permanently
      HEAD http://bit.ly/i0Y7zz --> 301 Moved
      HEAD http://ow.ly/3uZJ3 --> 301 Moved Permanently
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      nice.

    2. Re:Who'da Thunk? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Gee, TSA wasting tax payer money? Who'da thunk Chertoff's big money maker would be a big money waster for the rest of us "little people"?

      What we need is Kabuki sniffing dogs.

    3. Re:Who'da Thunk? by Stargoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      My Freedom Fondle two weeks ago was a cheap way to strip me of my 4th Amendment rights.

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    4. Re:Who'da Thunk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, do you faggots want Big Government or not? You're willing to let Obama up your ass with his healthcare takeover boondoggle. So what's so bad about this?

    5. Re:Who'da Thunk? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Given the lack of concentration of the TSA Staffers, it's only a matter of time before they turn on their masters. Wait, isn't TFA about just this sort of stuff?

    6. Re:Who'da Thunk? by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It really seems like the TSA grope had much more to do with distracting peoples attention away, from how much lobbyists and private corporations where extracting in profits from the TSA.

      The old, look here, look here, subterfuge. Billions in profits but all of you are now focused on being sexually assaulted at airports. No testing, no external corroboration, no valid tenders, no safety, no independent medical evaluation and testing, just billions done the rabbit hole and some sexual abuse to distract everyone attention from it.

      I still find it unbelievable that Americans put up with it, what happened to you people, has baa, baa and, cluck, cluck become you national anthems.

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    7. Re:Who'da Thunk? by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Gee, TSA wasting tax payer money? Who'da thunk Chertoff's big money maker would be a big money waster for the rest of us "little people"?

      Doesnt matter anyway... someone at the GAO will be fired, this will be back-burnered or disappear, and in the name of (a false sense of) security, things will continue as usual.

      ...at least, that's what I'd believe if I thought this whole issue was being blown out of proportion to fund govt contracts with contractors that have nice easy ways in (of which, Chertoff would be just one on the list).

    8. Re:Who'da Thunk? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Is this the best they can do? They're just laying down speedbumps. Come on trolls, you got any game left in you?

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    9. Re:Who'da Thunk? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      In reality, the fondling is to drive you back to the machine. The machines cost billions and it would be very embarassing if they were scrapped because nobody wants to walk through them. So the TSA has to encourage people to walk through them. Without complaining. Because it is so very much better than the alternative.

      We can't have government agencies spending billions on technology that is scrapped. So we have to show how everyone is happily walking through the machines.

      I guess the other alternative would be a bunch of guys with guns helping Granny into the machine.

  3. Puffed air.... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    36 million on devices to puff air?

    The TSA can blow me for free.

    1. Re:Puffed air.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny. Your mom will do that for $10.

    2. Re:Puffed air.... by houghi · · Score: 1

      They are halfway there by giving you a hand job. (And one for your underage son as well).

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    3. Re:Puffed air.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Dude, for 36 million, I'll blow them.

      Hey, everyone has his price.

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    4. Re:Puffed air.... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I had understood that the air-puff particle-sniffing machines were actually extremely accurate and were currently in use by the Israelis, who had found that the background scanner screening machines were of no use. Would be interested to know if the "report" on Israeli use of one over the other is all BS or not.

    5. Re:Puffed air.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, I realized I'd probably do it too for that much. Any hands of those who wouldn't?

    6. Re:Puffed air.... by rhook · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many TSA agents there are? You'd be blowing them for the next several years.

    7. Re:Puffed air.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      For 36 millions? I'm willing to work a few years for that.

      Nobody said it's be easy, fast or enjoyable. But 36 millions is 36 millions!

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    8. Re:Puffed air.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Those machines are fun. Last time I flew out of Salt Lake City I was flagged for extra security (apparently this is standard when you book a flight one month and try to use the ticket the next one), so I got to go through the puffer machine. It's great for waking you up. I asked if I could have another go, but they wouldn't let me.

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    9. Re:Puffed air.... by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      So, they finally automated blowing smoke up peoples asses. Think of all the labor costs saved by not having to employ an army of smokers with straws.

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    10. Re:Puffed air.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd rather give you a handjob, apparently.

  4. see what happens when point out holes in the TSA s by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2

    Seeing what happens when you point out holes in the TSA system it may better to just to let it slide. And any ways a of the tech is from pork barrel.

  5. They should pay me instead! by socz · · Score: 2

    When they had their contest to find the best system to detect *, I suggested they ditch technology and go with human power. No computer yet can yet process all that we can in that mode of operation. You need to pay people some good money to actually want to do the job && keep it. Minimum wage or close to it means they don't care if they get fired, it's no big loss. Next, you have to have trained people, not people you put through a class and expect them to catch terrorists.

    But don't tell any of that to the people spending money because if they don't spend money, they won't get money... and that's bad for their business and unpatriotic!

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    1. Re:They should pay me instead! by sys_mast · · Score: 1

      but couldn't they just spend the same amount on good people? and, as per your argument have good trained people that will actually be an effective protective measure? or am I missing you point?

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  6. TSA is not about solutions that work by salesgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The TSA is simply a job creation program that has gone amok. At first it was extra baggage screeners, but it's now grown to the point that the only jobs they could think of involve fondling people. I think the idea is that if they get sued often enough, it will create lots of jobs for paralegals, expert witnesses and attorneys. The TSA likes machines because machines need operators, and each operator is one more job. In short the TSA is the biggest farce I've ever seen the government create, and it can't be closed down completely quickly enough.

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    1. Re:TSA is not about solutions that work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is not simply a job creation scheme - it is primarily a weath transfer machine backed by arse covering beaurocrats/lobbyists/corporatists on the revolving doorway that is the Security-Industrial Complex. The corporations get their money whether the machnes work or not. In fact, it is better if the machines don't work as there is then the option for supplying the Next Solution to Your Problem (TM)

    2. Re:TSA is not about solutions that work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But without the TSA, think of how many child molesters, rapists, and abusive husbands would be living out on the streets.

    3. Re:TSA is not about solutions that work by sixsixtysix · · Score: 1

      The TSA is simply a job creation program that has gone amok.

      same could be said about the military industrial complex. started off with good intentions, but now just a big, welfar-ish jobs program. noone wants to be the bad guy and tell them we need to start cutting costs, because not letting people profiteer on weapons and logistics (both of which should be done completely in-house, imho) is somehow un-patriotic.

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    4. Re:TSA is not about solutions that work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are misunderstanding just what kind of jobs the military-industrial complex -- and all its ancillary industries like Security and PMC -- generate. While the MIC is a travesty, it's not jobs that it creates, but projects. Projects are much more valuable and useful (to the MIC) than jobs. A project can suck in hundreds of thousands of dollars and not have anyone actually doing any work, or pull in millions and have an order of magnitude (or two!) less in actual operating costs. All that extra money is pure profit and can be disbursed in various creative ways. It does not help that many in the upper echelons of the military are enamored by toys and want bigger and undefinably "better" toys. The hawks in government are basically enablers for the defense industry to keep on truckin' and playin'.

      As another poster noted, the MIC is pretty much corporation-friendly wealth redistribution -- redistributed from your wallet into the bank accounts of Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, Martin-Marietta, Raytheon, BAE Systems, and a whole bunch of other corporations whose names you've never heard of, and some that you'd be surprised to hear of in this context.

      I am not entirely against privately-owned corporations doing defense research and development, but you're right, this sort of thing needs to have a cap put on it tight and STOPPED. It is, frankly, profiteering on a scale that the robber barons of the past could have only hoped to achieve.

    5. Re:TSA is not about solutions that work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do not allow existing molesters, rapists and abusive spouses to interview. They create new ones.

    6. Re:TSA is not about solutions that work by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2

      "We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security", D. Eisenhower.

      Don't know much about Eisenhower, but i was always impressed with his insights. He warned us all of the dangers of a Military Industrial complex. We didn't listen.

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  7. Magical thinking by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this is what happens when you let magical thinking get spending power. Buy the magic box, and scare the monsters from the moon cult away. Seen any moon monsters lately? Magic box is working! Wait, scientist said magic box doesn't work? What does he know! Newspaper man proved magic box doesn't work? Nothing to worry about. My shaman/advisor says magic box doesn't work? Time to buy new magic box!

    1. Re:Magical thinking by icebike · · Score: 2

      And if there is no Monsters from the moon?

      Why the TSA fabricates a bomb in an insulated beverage container, and uses that fabricated bomb as justification for more scare tactics.

      That's right, they actually built a demo unit to show how it would be done, paraded that before TV cameras.

      That't right folks. The only people who have fashioned a beverage container bomb is the TSA.

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    2. Re:Magical thinking by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      And if there is no Monsters from the moon?

      Obviously the anti-moon-monster box is working!

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    3. Re:Magical thinking by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Why the TSA fabricates a bomb in an insulated beverage container, and uses that fabricated bomb as justification for more scare tactics.

      Actually, I was watching an old 1967 movie set in Finland about that.

      Of course, it was germ warfare, using eggs inside a thermos, but same net effect.

      You can live in Fear, or realize that there is no such thing as safety and get on with your life.

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    4. Re:Magical thinking by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      some people think the exact same thing about internet security boxes. think about it - it all fits exactly the same and its the same mode of thinking.

      internet firewalls and security boxen. same basic idea.

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    5. Re:Magical thinking by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      no, lois, I do not like the TSA. it insists upon itself.

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    6. Re:Magical thinking by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see that every time, it's not limited to government. Companies want that magic box that keeps them save from trojans and hackers alike. Buy once, forget about it is the goal.

      And it's insanely hard to get it through a CEOs skull that this is not the way it works. Even if his CISO and CTO are there yelling with you in chorus.

      I can actually give you a box, but it is worth jack without trained personnel and without adapting security protocols. And both cost time and continue to cost money. That's something most beancounters loathe.

      Usually a few weeks later I get informed that they decided against me and bought some solution that gives them that box. And it's working, they haven't been hacked since.

      And if there's no fire, you can build your house out of cardboard and it won't go up in flames.

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    7. Re:Magical thinking by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And same amount of protection. You catch the stupid wannabes, no doubt. But you will not defend that way against a real threat.

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    8. Re:Magical thinking by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Catching the stupid wannabes is actually a good thing as long as you don't spend too much on the boxes.

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    9. Re:Magical thinking by shogun · · Score: 2

      That't right folks. The only people who have fashioned a beverage container bomb is the TSA.

      At least its slightly better than the game of catch up they've been playing of late, ie someone fails to blow up a plane with shoes then everyone has to take their shoes off etc etc..

    10. Re:Magical thinking by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was discussing this with the security manager recently. We've gone several years without a significant incident. Because of that, it can be very hard to justify new things that we do need: updates, upgrades, new technology that handles the new generation of threats. They don't understand why we want to go through app proxies when the existing firewalls -- glorified stateful inspection firewalls -- seem to do the job just fine. SurfControl worked fine for years, so they don't understand why we need proxies that do more than just traffic categorization. I admit that we can certainly communicate better, but even good communication won't necessarily address the perception that everything is OK now and so probably will be for the time being.

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    11. Re:Magical thinking by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "Do you have a fire insurance? Really, well, when was your last fire?"

      The sales angle for security is the insurance parallel. You pay "pointlessly" for insurance all those years for the sole reason that it MIGHT happen and that the damage is much bigger than the insurance premium. Ask your boss what the damage would be if your latest design, your internal price sheets, the offers you made (or got) or whatever else is a "maker and breaker" for your company, what if those got out and into the hands of your competitor. He should ponder for a moment the damage this would do. And then consider the premium, aka security upgrade.

      Can he afford to forgo insurance?

      That "nothing happened in years" is (hopefully!) a given. Because IF something had happened, the company would probably not exist anymore and you wouldn't have the discussion.

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    12. Re:Magical thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a demo of FireEye on a span port of your outbound user traffic, and let your users freely surf Facebook and all apps for a week. Worked for us to demonstrate the effect of modern web 2.0 on malware. And why we need PaloAlto instead of ASA.

    13. Re:Magical thinking by Tom · · Score: 1

      The difference is that you can very likely show logs of actual attacks being stopped by those countermeasures.

      The TSA, on the other hand, to the best of my knowledge still has to capture their first actual terrorist.

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    14. Re:Magical thinking by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I sell such a box. It's a rackmount unit with 2 ethernet jacks, and the main body is composed of a solid block of the finest mahogany. Just plug it in between your existing firewall and your Internet connection, and it keeps your office LAN 100% safe from malware and hackers, guaranteed. It requires no configuration or maintenance. Please put me in contact with your CEO so we can discuss pricing.

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    15. Re:Magical thinking by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      That works if you have nothing, or if they're thinking of cutting what little you have, but they sometimes look at us like we're insurance salesmen trying to up-sell them on things they don't need. They see what we have, deem it enough insurance, and decide that they don't need more.

      Incidentally, I work at a county government. Even a giant incident isn't going to put us out of business (though it would probably get us the funding we need).

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  8. Oh, well by reboot246 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That's what happens when you choose to Federalize instead of professionalize.

    Thank you, Tom Daschle, you ignorant bastard.
    Oh, and the rest of your buddies, too.
    They're just as stupid.

    1. Re:Oh, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Thank you, Tom Daschle, you ignorant bastard.

      Fox News/talk radio philosophy: if it happened when Bush and the Republicans were in charge, keep looking for a Democrat to blame. Then hammer that home on the air 10,000 times a day until people start believing. Just like Barney Frank singlehandedly created the Bush housing bubble when he was ranking minority member of the Senate Finance Committee.

  9. Why not use dogs? by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm wondering why no one is asking about using dogs for bomb sniffing.

    I'm guessing that the reason the TSA isn't trying that is because dogs can be supplied by many "vendors". It's more difficult to patent a dog than a scanner.

    1. Re:Why not use dogs? by durrr · · Score: 2

      Bomb sniffing dogs won't find knives and firearms and whatnot, and probably not a whole lot of other volatile stuff you don't want people to take on planes. But of course, the scanners and whatnot are not very good at finding that either.
      My suggestion is body-sized ziplock bags and a trailing luggage aircraft.Probably cheaper in the long run too.

    2. Re:Why not use dogs? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Use metal detectors and bomb sniffers and you're done. What did you think a knife was going to do on an airplane?

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    3. Re:Why not use dogs? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bomb sniffing dogs won't find knives...

      You're right - for that, you need knife-sniffing dogs.

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    4. Re:Why not use dogs? by psithurism · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because dogs don't give security theater the same feeling as machines do.

      In this forum, everyone knows how bad machines can mess up, but to the layperson, a million dollar machine running sophisticated terrorist detection software operated by a surely well trained man in a deep blue uniform will get the job done. Everyone other passenger owns a dog. Dogs aren't magical to them, but machines: machines are magical and completely above reproach. There are millions of dollars of work from people who are far smarter than you in there. You can trust that will keep you safe.

      Remember, it really isn't about safety. We have other people to handle that. TSA is their to handle the illusion of safety.

    5. Re:Why not use dogs? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Yes, dogs work very well in other places and in military settings. They have found a lot of explosives over the years and each time a different explosive has come out they have been able to be trained to identify that as well.
      Personally I think we should set the dogs on Chertoff. The TSA is looking more like organised crime to funnel taxpayers money into the pockets of those that set it up than any sort of public service. It appears to be completely beyond control now and is busy trying to push things as far as it can without being shut down entirely. Obama appears to have a choice between letting the groping and graft continue and taking the blame or shutting the entire lot down thus getting labelled as being in league with terrorists (while getting blocked at every turn by the recipients of the graft). If it had been set up in a more sane manner under an administration that was not on holiday all of the time then it would be possible to rip out the graft and corruption without discarding the entire organisation. If Obama can do anything other than quietly take the blame and drop the snowballing problem in the lap of the next President then he will be worth that Nobel prize.

    6. Re:Why not use dogs? by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering why no one is asking about using dogs for bomb sniffing.

      Biggest reason is you can't make as much off of a dog as a machine. Plus...if you have TSA perverts feeling up/abusing the dogs for practice/boredom...it would be funny to watch and perverts would be losing their arms/hands/crotches when they won't buy the dogs dinner/a movie.

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    7. Re:Why not use dogs? by plopez · · Score: 1

      Though a good dog is also a good judge of when a human is acting in a strange way, e.g. nervous, scared, aggressive etc.

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    8. Re:Why not use dogs? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      TFS mentions that the bomb sniffers didn't work. There will always be some manual work involved, which is as it should be.

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    9. Re:Why not use dogs? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Dogs at the gates would be a great idea and improve the general feeling. Most people are either comforted by the presence of a dog because they like them, or because they are linked with security. There are some, notably those who are allergic or just don't like dogs, that might be put off, but also those who are afraid of getting caught might also get especially nervous and be noticed by the handlers.

      In short, the dogs would provide a better illusion of safety than the detectors.

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    10. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bomb sniffing dogs won't find knives and firearms and whatnot, and probably not a whole lot of other volatile stuff you don't want people to take on planes. But of course, the scanners and whatnot are not very good at finding that either.

      My suggestion is body-sized ziplock bags and a trailing luggage aircraft.Probably cheaper in the long run too.

      Dogs don't need to find knives and guns...Metal detectors are sufficient for that.

    11. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering why no one is asking about using dogs for bomb sniffing.

      Bomb sniffing dogs require a continuous cash flow and their reliability and versatility is known to be low.*

      Security theater needs bright shiny objects that can be hyped as %100 foolproof and then thrown in a warehouse when everyone loses interest.

      *I don't mean to say bomb sniffing dogs should not be used, but rather that they are only an aid to detection not a solution for it.

    12. Re:Why not use dogs? by jalet · · Score: 1

      Metal detectors can't detect ceramic knives, can they ?
      I don't know if ceramic guns exist, they probably do, but I know for sure ceramic knives cut for real, and have no need to be sharpened.

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    13. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's a guy in russia who did just that (effectively anyways) he bred Jackals against huskeys and holds the only successful studs in existence. The biggest advantage they have over traditional sniffers is they are self-motivated (don't require a command to sniff an object) so a handful of them roam through Moscow sniffing everything within their handler's reach. It's rather impressive in action, I believe the NatGeo canine special covered it a few years back.

      The reason for Jackals, their incredible sense of smell. It's unsurpassed in the canine family.

      The problem is it took the guy 27 years, a company would have to be forward thinking (beyond the next 3 quarters anyways) in order to create something like that. They just want to sell something that breaks in 6 months, or pills that you become dependent on, or seeds that self destruct, not a dog that the owner could breed himself.

    14. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used dogs to find land mines in the army. Dogs are wonderful at sniffing out explosives.

      A dog costs you food, and vet care and thats about it. I guaren-fucking-tee they are cheaper they any of the bomb sniffing machines which im sure have to be maintained yearly by the contractor.

    15. Re:Why not use dogs? by dzelenka · · Score: 1

      Though a good dog is also a good judge of when a human is acting in a strange way, e.g. nervous, scared, aggressive etc.

      What if you are scared of dogs?

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    16. Re:Why not use dogs? by plopez · · Score: 1

      What if you are afraid of flying? Or uniforms? Or lines? A TSA employee can misread those things, as can a dog, and flag you as suspicious.

      What if a scanning machine produces false positives?

      It's all the same situation and we cannot cover everything, just make sure it works effectively and efficiently. I trust dogs more than I trust security vendors.

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    17. Re:Why not use dogs? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      My dog knows the difference between someone scared of him and a threat to me (or, for that matter, anyone with me). He's a HUGE, 130lb german shepherd and rottweiler mix. I got him from the pound, who found him as a stray. I guess he must have figured out how to approach people who were scared of him in order to get some chow or something, because he sure tries hard to be everyone's friend. Now, if a person is being shifty, etc. not because of fear of him but something else? He seems to know that too.

      I was told by a vet back in the day that A. a dog has more nerve endings in their face than a human, and (this one is obvious) B. dogs instinctually read human faces. Of course, this doesn't mean that a human could train a dog to do such a feat as good as mine - it was a survival trick for him. This dog is a ladies man if there ever was one in the dog world.

    18. Re:Why not use dogs? by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      If a human can "smell" metal then a dog can too.

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    19. Re:Why not use dogs? by modecx · · Score: 1

      Fun fact: many, (most?) ceramic knife manufacturers install enough magnetic material into their knives to set off metal detectors... That certainly applies to the better mass produced blades, but must admit that I have no idea about the recent crop of el-cheapo Chinese knives.

      Still... I'd almost feel bad for the nutzo who successfully brought on and tried to use one of those on board an airliner. He might get one or two people, but he's in for some pain unless the plane is full of sheeple.

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    20. Re:Why not use dogs? by modecx · · Score: 1

      Well, their justification will undoubtedly be this: There's a certain culture which believes dogs to be unclean.

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    21. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs are wonderful at sniffing out explosives.

      Dogs are wonderful at sniffing out 1 particular substance. For predictable military grade weapons they are a good choice. For finding any explosive that may threaten an airport you need a more complete system.

      A dog costs you food, and vet care and thats about it.

      The handler's salary plus dog upkeep plus training for handler and dog adds up real fast. It varies between industries but a good rule of thumb is 3x the cost of 1 security officer.

      The biggest problem with detection dogs is not even the direct cost but rather that the handler gets a unique power to detain and search without evidence...or rather with hearsay that is officially treated as fact.

      Putting a dog and trainer on a single minded task like determining if an explosive is present (weather on the battlefield or in a tightly controlled public security operation) works well. Using dog units as a main frontline defense against explosives in a public area* is unreliable, dangerous, and ultimately very costly.

      *not that anyone is suggesting this, but rather that this is commonly happening

    22. Re:Why not use dogs? by ikono · · Score: 1

      you know what else can "smell" metal? Metal detectors.

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    23. Re:Why not use dogs? by wizardforce · · Score: 2

      metal detectors are boring. using advanced organometallic chemistry to design a system based on training dogs is far more interesting

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    24. Re:Why not use dogs? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Training a dog to find explosives takes a lot of time and is quite expensive as well. A dog can work only a couple of hours, requires a handler needs rests and breaks, etc. You can apply it only if there is a reasonable suspicion or for a spot check on a small fraction of the travelling millions.

      Funnily enough the same is valid for gas-mass (aka machine sniffers). Columns, ionisations chambers, etc have a limited lifetime. You simply cannot put one to sit and sniff everyone and everything all over without putting a surcharge on the ticket which will make most customers refuse to travel. Same as a dog - they should be used only if there is a reasonable suspicion that there is something wrong. In that case they work and they detect not just explosives. They detect drugs, illegal food imports, etc.

      In any case - declaring everyone guilty before proven innocent is an expensive business and the audit shows that quite clearly.

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    25. Re:Why not use dogs? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering why no one is asking about using dogs for bomb sniffing.

      What does it matter what steps you take to screen passengers when the rest of the security picture is all but ignored?

      I've worked as an avionics tech for various companies at a number of airports. Maintenance personnel typically have either a mag-stripe employee card, newer outfits an RFID-equipped card, or not much at all except knowing which peripheral access gate to walk or drive through (yes, a personal vehicle) and dressed/acting like you belong there. Direct access to the tarmac and flightline is unsecured or minimally-secured at most airports. The cards are typically only required to enter buildings.

      All this TSA grope-n-scope is security theater, pure & simple. Heck, why would a terrorist bother when he could walk straight out onto a flightline with a gun & suicide vest, grab an aircraft refueling truck (they are usually either idling or have the keys always in them) and crash it into an airliner taxiing towards the runway for takeoff?

      Instead, we have the TSA groping children and screening pilots the same as passengers (hint: they don't need a weapon...they already have control of the entire aircraft.). They're looking for weapons/bombs (almost anything can be, or be made into, a weapon) rather than the potential bomber.

      It's a losing strategy, as it is impossible to screen out every single possible weapon. It can't even be done in most prisons. Israel screens passengers with about 90 seconds worth of common sense questions. You get a steak knife with your in-flight meal. No gropes/scans. After the tens of billions wasted already, the excuse of "it costs too much!" is laughable. The only time a politician is against spending other people's money is when it doesn't advance their agenda.

      Strat

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    26. Re:Why not use dogs? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Knives and small firearms are no serious threat on a plane, when the cabin doors are locked. Bigger firearms and/or ammo can be detected with a metal detector.

    27. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're not looking at using sniffing dogs domestically simply because we've shipped too many of them overseas for the wars.

    28. Re:Why not use dogs? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Because dogs don't give security theater the same feeling as machines do.

      More importantly: they look a litte too police-state and make the sheeple start to wonder why. You can't achieve total control of a society if the frog sees the thermometer.

    29. Re:Why not use dogs? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      You are full of shit.

      No "reasonable suspicion" is required, flight is VOLUNTARY and the search is a condition put on it. If RS were required, the "nude scanner" machines would ALSO require reasonable suspicion. They don't, they are random (random searches by the police on the street would be illegal).

      Though a good "search session" isn't particularly long, search dogs do not get tired and unable to work after 2 hours. Do you know any dogs? Even the out of shape untrained mongrels will run like an idiot after a ball until they drop. HOURS of it.

      The problem with the TSA is it's about 98% moneymaker for contractors and about 2% security theater. And it's not even theater that the bad guys care about. I don't know who they are fooling, it must be dumbass politicians and cop-cock-suckers because I have never once met anybody that thought the TSA was doing a good and proper job.

    30. Re:Why not use dogs? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      ...those who are allergic...

      This one could be a big problem. The TSA/airport could easily be sued by someone with a severe allergy to dogs. What ever happened to those bomb-sniffing bees?

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    31. Re:Why not use dogs? by gartogg · · Score: 1

      A dozen dogs per airport would still be an order of magnitude cheaper than the amount we spent on less effective technology. And the ability for handlers to search is equivalent to the TSAs current powers, but at least then I know that there will be the understanding that the system is fallible. If cost were the issue, we'd be much better off with the dogs.

      As a bonus, dogs + simple metal detectors would reduce time needed by an order of magnitude.

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    32. Re:Why not use dogs? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Monsanto could create and patent a genetically modified dog. Then it's just a matter of the relevant politicians buying Monsanto stock and voila, bomb sniffing dogs in airports.

      (other countries use drug sniffing dogs BTW)

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    33. Re:Why not use dogs? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      TSA is their to handle the illusion of safety....

      .... and to funnel money into special interests.

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    34. Re:Why not use dogs? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      No, you need knife-sniffing dogs, because metal detectors don't stop people with POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.

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    35. Re:Why not use dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree with you... Very well put. I took Amtrak from Washington DC to Boston South Station in November 2009 and while in Washington, DC Union Station [Very nice station by the way] a police officer was walking through the terminal with a Dog who sniffed everyone's luggage. Minus their crotches which must be in their Doggy Union Contract. This security made perfect sense to me and I trusted the Mutt would find anything that would blow me up. No technological Tom Foolery for Amtrak just good old fashioned time tested Doggy super smelling capability.

    36. Re:Why not use dogs? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Those nerve endings go to the nose and tongue. A dog's sense of smell is thousands of times better than a human's, and their eyesight is very poor compared to a human's. The dog's not reading your facial expression, he's reading your pheromones. It isn't what you look like, it's what you smell like.

    37. Re:Why not use dogs? by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      Dogs present a couple of problems. Dogs get tired. They would have to have a lot of dogs to rotate on and off duty throughout the day. You also can't just train any dog for bomb sniffing. Most dogs don't have the obsessive personalities required to be a working animal. Dogs without this sort of personality loose interest too quickly. You also have to have a dog that is intelligent enough to learn all the scents for various explosives. Many dogs that do finish work training are never good enough or consistent enough to go on the job. It just might not be possible to train enough dogs to staff every TSA checkpoint.

    38. Re:Why not use dogs? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Allergies to dogs are usually inconvenient, and can be mitigated by giving the dog a daily bath, as the allergens are usually due to dander and small hairs. Even asthma attacks can usually be mitigated with an inhaler, and airports in other parts of the world make wider use of dogs than in the US and don't seem to have much of a problem.

      Allergens to bees are a different issue. My mom goes into anaphylactic shock when stung by bees, wasps, or the like. The liability issue there could be much greater should something go wrong with the system.

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    39. Re:Why not use dogs? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I thought the sniffers and "wipe" explosive residue detection was funny. Well, not in good ways. I was at a shooting range just before going to the airport. My hands and clothes were guaranteed to have residue on them, since I could smell it. I tested negative. You'd think a little something would show, since I had handled about 300 rounds, firing 200 myself, not more than an hour before going through it.

          When I've mentioned this before, I've heard comments both ways from people who professionally handle explosives. Some say they had no results. Some say they've been detected. Maybe it worked once in a while, but definitely not well enough to catch the random terrorist who doesn't really exist.

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    40. Re:Why not use dogs? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I wondered about that, being an occasional user of firearms. I'm still not going to use my range bag as carryon, though.

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    41. Re:Why not use dogs? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to those bomb-sniffing bees?

      CCD

    42. Re:Why not use dogs? by Ferzerp · · Score: 1

      The problem with the "VOLUNTARY" argument is that when you use it, you're also implying that all cross-border travel is voluntary as well. Why does the mechanism allow for unreasonable search? You're driving your car? Oh, that's voluntary, so we can search you.

    43. Re:Why not use dogs? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Shit, mcgrew, you're easily my favorite /.'er. You bring a great flair of, well, fucking reality here. But I gotta call ya wrong on this one. While I quite heartily agree that a dog easily outdoes a human on hearing and sound, I think my ver was still correct.

      You see, here's why I believe that damn vet - he meant facial nerves, not cranial ones. I'm surrounded by animals (I'm a country bumpkin), but there's only two that ever "get" a person: horses and dogs. A horse is right at eye level with a person, and that's what they follow. A dog, on the other hand, has that great advantage of sight and sound. They do, as you posit, rely greatly on that fact.

      But dogs (and horses alike) watch you. Sight bad or not (horses aren't that hot either, and I got a mostly blind Missouri Foxtrot that'll prove it), they know to watch faces. Dogs, for social animals, are very limited in vocal language. A cat has more "phonemes" than a dog, and they couldn't give a fuck what anyone else is doing around them - they don't really talk to other cats.

      Maybe my pooch is an exception to the rule, but this guy watches people. I can take this guy to a park, and watch him stare down a shady gangbanger way before I even get a funny feeling. He's watching their face, their movements. He learned something on the street that I never did. And to just look at the pup, he's got a face as expressive as any human.

      I completely agree that this pound mutt can smell the fear on ya, but there's something else that he's got too. I'm a firm believer in Karma. Perhaps he's a benevolent FBI profiler that got demoted in the rebirth.

      As an aside, man, love the wit of your journal. I'm young, but I remember the days when K5 was a place of, well, "enlightenment" of sorts. Quite fun to read your tales here and remember the, to me anyway, days of a different 'net. Three cheers, dude.

    44. Re:Why not use dogs? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Even though I passed the sniffer, when they went to swab my stuff (I was again "randomly" selected) I was kind enough to say, "I may test positive for explosives. I was at the shooting range before coming here. I do not have any weapons or ammunition in my possession."

          It was amazing though, somewhere between saying "explosive" and "shooting" every TSA agent in the place spun around and was looking directly at me. I guess they only heard the keywords. The guy actually doing the swabbing understood I was just clarifying my position.

          I talked to him a bit longer, since he didn't seem to be in a rush to get rid of me, but also wasn't detaining me. I asked how many people had tested positive that he knew of. He told me that no one at that airport had ever tested positive (it's an international airport). The only one he knew of was someone at another large airport about 100 miles away. One. And it turned out to be a false alarm.

          It's all a show.

          I had a talk with another TSA agent one morning. I was 3 hours early for the first flight of the morning, and there was no one else around. After going through the song and dance, being that I had time to waste, and he was obviously bored, we talked. Even they know it's a show. If you think about it, it's obvious. DHS/TSA is putting on this huge multi-billion dollar farce that's making quite a few government contractors a fortune. They're all jumping at the chance to sell the government the latest, greatest innovation to {cough} protect us.

          If terrorists wanted to do something, consider the options. If normal security had been operating normally, no knives would have made it through the X-ray and metal detector. No change was required, except it was government sponsored terrorism. What's the regular MO of the terrorists? Put explosives somewhere. Set them off. Road-side explosives. Cars and vans packed with explosives and driven into targets and detonated. A vest packed with explosives, walked in and detonated.

          What can you put explosives on to detonate? Cars, boats, planes, trains, people, stray dogs, remote control airplanes, hot air balloons, weather balloons. Even a chunk of C4 or Semtex shaped and painted like a basketball will make an awful big mess. Ok, that may be a bit heavy, but a softball size would still make a mess.

          So, what's to stop say a freight ship loaded with explosives, from floating into New York harbor? Not too damned much. "But where would a terrorist get a freighter?" Somalia seems to be an obvious choice. Or a retired cruise ship purchased cheap. Or even a fishing boat or pleasure craft. If the water is too slow and vulnerable, you, I, or anyone with a few hundred thousand can go purchase a perfectly good airliner. In just a quick search, I found a 727-200 in Egypt for $275,000. Crashing a plane into a building is bad. An airliner full of explosives nosediving from 50,000 feet straight down into any number of International airports would be catastrophic. Not only would it kill everyone in the blast radius, but likely destroy a pretty nasty number of aircraft.

          None of these is an impossible idea, nor ideas the government and terrorists haven't considered. They have the budget. They have practice doing most of them. So why don't they try anything?

          If terrorists were intent on attacking the United States, all the nonsense at the airports is useless. The only thing driving the "terror" is the US Government.

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    45. Re:Why not use dogs? by AllisonSin · · Score: 1

      This is what the rep at Disney World told me - that the machines are effective and not "naked scanners" or possibly dangerous- when I canceled our vacation. We had a lengthy debate after she told me it was "for your own safety, you know..." Wonder if the number of sexually abused people in the world outnumbers those afraid of the sight of dogs. Then again, I have a snake phobia.

    46. Re:Why not use dogs? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You see, here's why I believe that damn vet - he meant facial nerves

      Hmmm... I can see where a dog may have more nerves for muscle movemennt in their faces, but that may well be because they're social animals and must have exaggerated facial movement for the limited eyesight and brainpower to comprehend.

      Horses and dogs are intelligent, as animals go, but I have to disagree about cats. They do "get" a person, but in completely different ways that dogs do. And they do talk to each other, using both sound and sight (there are three in my house now). You can almost read a cat's mind by looking at its ears.

      Maybe my pooch is an exception to the rule, but this guy watches people.

      I've seen dogs like that. At least, they sure seemed to be watching. But it probably appears that he sees the gang banger before you do, more likely he smells the cocaine and pheromones. If we had the sense of smell dogs did, we'd probably be far better judges of character (most dogs and cats I've known were excellent judges of character).

      Thanks for the kind words about the journal =)
      What was your user name at K5?

    47. Re:Why not use dogs? by autark · · Score: 1

      Is that your impression? I find it's quite the opposite - people in the United States have become more and more distrusting of complicated machinery/software (think the Prius acceleration thing), science (think Creationism or Global Warming) and generally anything that is beyond their ability to fully comprehend without relying on what experts tell them.

      I would think dogs would be right up everyone's alley. Simple, well understood, and in this case possibly even effective.

  10. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by e9th · · Score: 2

    The TSA has pulling this shit since at least 2008. Remember the CNN reporter who wound up on the no-fly list?

  11. Yes by ZirconCode · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, 14 billion, now lets look at ~ Can't bring up war, NO REFUSE! Agh no carrier?

  12. Hmmm by ZDRuX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think it really matters that they have improperly spent all this money. So what?.. Is someone going to get in trouble for it over at TSA? Obviously not, they couldn't care less. The machines aren't about making you safer, it's about training you how to be a slave in this new globalized terrorist-filled society. If they cared about people's safety, they wouldn't let their workers walk right past security because they too, could be a terrorist.

    Or they wouldn't be raiding the pilot's house that blew the whistle on this blatant hypocritical mission that the TSA is apparently on. http://www.news10.net/news/article.aspx?storyid=113529&provider=top&catid=188

    These scanners are obviously making their way to shopping malls, schools, gov buildings, and just about anywhere else - so don't let them fool you and tell you it's for the brown men in turbans, feeling up your 14yr old daughter and your 75yr old grandmother has nothing to do with brown men in turbans plotting evil things in caves.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Eh.. it's not about making you a slave; it's about justifying their existence. People will rationalize their own purpose even when it's inefficient or ineffective.

      The part about getting people to do what you tell them is just a convenient side-effect.

    2. Re:Hmmm by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "The machines aren't about making you safer, it's about training you how to be a slave in this new globalized terrorist-filled society."

      I think not. The machines and procedures are a result of serious breakdown in our government-cum-corporation system, alongside a fear-mongering "if it bleeds it leads" mass media. The slave-mentality-production is a sick side effect.

      I do think that institutional problems like this are the result of evolutionary accidents. They are not intelligently designed. Or: "Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence."

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    3. Re:Hmmm by alexo · · Score: 1

      I don't think it really matters that they have improperly spent all this money. So what?.. Is someone going to get in trouble for it over at TSA? Obviously not, they couldn't care less.

      The problem is, as usual, lack of *real* accountability. Steal 14 hundred - go to a private (for profit) PMITA prison; steal 14 billion - business as usual.

      Just keep voting for the person that tells the prettiest lies.

  13. Two words: sniffer dogs. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    They work better than any other system, period. They don't have to irradiate you and they don't have to grope you. Admittedly Muslims and some other people consider them unclean, but they don't even have to touch what they're sniffing. The training takes time and money, it's true, but I have to wonder how many sniffer dogs could be trained for $14 billion...

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    1. Re:Two words: sniffer dogs. by sjames · · Score: 1

      For the 14 billion, they could probably keep the security lines no more than 3 deep and feed the dogs steak every night while they're at it.

    2. Re:Two words: sniffer dogs. by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem with sniffer dogs is that we are inexplicably obsessed with a bunch of silly scenarios that dogs can't stop. Like, some sort of attack by tweasers, or a full tube of tooth paste. Obviously, every attack that has made it in the air since 9/11 has been stopped by the passengers. So, if somebody did bring two katanas and a full collection of viking cutlery on board, there is still no chance that they would be able to hijack the plane. But, official policy is that the passengers should all be passive sheep, and choose to be extra vulnerable for no obvious reason. And really, being stabbed by a guy with a knife is no worse in the air than it would be at a bar, or standing in the security line, or on a subway. But, we've decided that airplanes have to be perfect capsules of hyper safety, no matter the cost, and no matter how dangerous other places that we spend more time may be.

      In practice, the only really credible threat is a bomb, or maybe a gun. Sniffer dogs would be able to find most bombs, and many guns. And, since a small pistol would be inadequate for killing more than a handful of people (which you could do at least as easily on the ground, at an elementary school of something), a gun which would really pose a serious risk to downing the aircraft or killing the overwhelming majority of the passengers would be large enough to be fairly easy to catch. Even assuming you managed to one-hit-kill every passenger on a large airplane, the bulk of the ammunition for that many people would be relatively easy to spot.

      So, yeah. Dogs. Perfect solution, which is considered useless.

    3. Re:Two words: sniffer dogs. by chappel · · Score: 1

      they don't have to grope you.

      It isn't a _grope_ as such, but being racked in the nuts by a dogs nose certainly isn't _pleasant_ - although somehow I'd consider it less offensive than when it's done by some TSA dude.

  14. Dogs and Pigs by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Interesting

    seriously, I've done counter-terrorism and I can tell you that all the tech solutions are literal wastes of money.

    Even the tests of TSA screening show a trained terrorist can get all the items aboard 4 out of 5 times, with a more than 95 percent success rate on getting them into the cargo hold as well.

    The only things that work - and have worked - are:

    1. Dogs.

    2. Pigs. Even better than dogs.

    3. Throwing your coat or blanket on top of any hijacker and subduing them, yelling "Terrorist! We're all going to die - get them!"

    Everything else is an utter and absolute waste of time and effort.

    And a whole lot of cash.

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    1. Re:Dogs and Pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's a big waste, but guess what? Federal agencies don't go away. We've got the TSA now, in all its wasteful bloated glory. Once a bureaucracy starts up, it is self sustaining.

      And THIS, ladies and gents, is why we have a trillion dollar budget deficit. (Well, this and thousands of other reasons like it).

    2. Re:Dogs and Pigs by initialE · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. Pigs. Even better than dogs.

      Your solution is hiring more police?

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    3. Re:Dogs and Pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's a big waste, but guess what? Federal agencies don't go away. We've got the TSA now, in all its wasteful bloated glory. Once a bureaucracy starts up, it is self sustaining.

      Well they definitely won't go away now that they're unionized.

    4. Re:Dogs and Pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lololollolomgbbq!

    5. Re:Dogs and Pigs by raehl · · Score: 1

      Actually, the most effective tool is solid intelligence that finds the terrorist before they get to the airport. Once they're at the airport, it's pretty much too late. Even if you have somehow invented a 100% effective means of screening passengers (and baggage) to prevent contraband from getting on flights, if the terrorist has made it to the airport, they'll just bomb the line of people waiting to get through security.

      Another aspect is opportunity cost. Even IF someone managed to put together an explosive device or other attack originating on US soil, there are far more scary targets available than an airport. Like a major sporting or concert event.

      TSA needs to be just good enough to keep someone from a mental disorder from bringing a weapon onto the plane and airport security in general needs to be good enough to prevent someone else from taking control of a plane and turning it into a weapon. Both those problems are pretty much already solved with metal detectors and secure cockpit doors. Airport security will never be effective at preventing explosives from getting on planes, and anyone in the US who had such an explosive wouldn't waste it on a plane anyway.

      But, this is really Congress's fault. They gave the TSA a budget. You can't expect the TSA to say "Well, we don't think this extra couple hundred billion you gave us could be effectively spent, so we won't use it." Congress needs to cut TSA budget back to just what is needed for the job they can actually do.

    6. Re:Dogs and Pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of a truffle sniffing dog? No? It's cause pigs sense of smell is even better than a dogs.

    7. Re:Dogs and Pigs by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Actually... dogs are used more and more for hunting truffles than pigs now-a-days, google it.

  15. I think some auditors are about to disappear. by EmagGeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    Considering what happens to people who question this administration...

  16. Uh, no. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    The last thing I want is airport security handed over to the lowest bidder whose only obligation is to maximize profits for his shareholders. Some things are WAY too important to be left to the free market, and looking out for public safety is at the top of the list. TSA employees may be one step above rent-a-cops, but at least they ARE one step above rent-a-cops.

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    1. Re:Uh, no. by characterZer0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lowest bidder only maximizing profit for shareholder.

      Incumbent official only maximizing donations to reelection campaigns.

      I do not see much difference.

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    2. Re:Uh, no. by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      How are they one step above rent-a-cops? Your statement seems to be implying that by the very virtue of not being from private industry they are better than private industry, which is a pretty weak argument. Especially when all the evidence doesn't really put them one step above anything. Further even if we assume you're right, that they're one step above rent-a-cops, how on Earth does that make you feel even remotely better? I can't even come up with an adequate analogy to express how stupid I think that sentiment is. Also note that I'm not even saying private industry would be better, I just think your post is wrong.

    3. Re:Uh, no. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why it needs oversight and auditing. But not from some bi-partisan committee bull that sees its right to exist rather in the ability to keep their cronies well fed.

      Here's an idea for a great auditor: Every single company that wanted the contract but didn't get it. If there is someone willing and motivated to look for flaws in an implementation, it's them!

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    4. Re:Uh, no. by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      TSA employees may be one step above rent-a-cops, but at least they ARE one step above rent-a-cops.

      Citation Needed on that one.

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    5. Re:Uh, no. by socsoc · · Score: 1

      So you haven't been to an airport recently?

    6. Re:Uh, no. by cbope · · Score: 1

      One step above rent-a-cops? You certainly are giving the TSA a lot more credit than they deserve. Imho, a couple million years of evolution are still needed for your typical TSA employee to achieve the level of a typical rent-a-cop.

    7. Re:Uh, no. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

      Shopping mall security guards have ZERO training. TSA employees have a little bit of training. Not enough to teach them that 100 ml is OK even though it's 3.2 oz, but some. Rent-a-cops are really only watchers; they have another line of defense, real cops. TSA employees are the last line of defense.

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    8. Re:Uh, no. by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      TSA employees don't have law enforcement authority and have to call the real cops to arrest someone just like security guards do.

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  17. Consider by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    You should consider how much it costs the TSA for each terrorist they caught. Take that $14 billion, and divide it by the number of terrorists they've caught to date (0) since 9/11, and see how economical it has actually been. $14,000,000,000/0 = ?

    Ummm, can someone do the math for me, my calculator doesn't have that enough digits.

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    1. Re:Consider by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Consider by volcan0 · · Score: 1

      I tried, but it crashed...soemthing about division by zero....

    3. Re:Consider by simon0411 · · Score: 2

      No, don't fall for it! Dividing by zero is exactly what the terrorists want you to... *Kaboom!*

    4. Re:Consider by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      But they've caught a few kids carrying weed. That's gota count for something right?

    5. Re:Consider by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that there would be 'private security' mercenary companies which would improve the efficiency infinitely by offering to murder potential terrorists at the low, low price of 1.000.000/head. That'd be 14.000 terrorists, here they are, please sign here on the delivery form and the check.

    6. Re:Consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG! Terrorists crashed my maths! Is there nowhere we can be safe??!!

  18. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Why? You can get a private pilot's license for less than $10k worth of training.

    Who needs the TSA?

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  19. Oh by Javajunk · · Score: 1

    The thought of all that money well spent makes me feel safe.

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  20. Are we really worried about knives? by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the pilot is behind a locked door (that the knife cannot cut through), are we really concerned about knives?

    And dogs should be able to detect firearms.

    1. Re:Are we really worried about knives? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes! Oh yes! Remember, those 9/11 trrrrists had nothing but carpet knives!

      Of course, we now tell the pilot to never open that door, no matter the threat, and guess what, this would entirely solve the knife threat (not for the unfortunate passengers, but then... 300 passengers knowing they will get their throats slit vs. maybe 4 terrorists... let's overpower them with mass!).

      The whole threat scenario does not fit reality anymore. But we're deadly afraid of knives and we have to defend against them, ignoring that there is already a solution for it in place. Because, remember, it worked once already!

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    2. Re:Are we really worried about knives? by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      exactly. Knives ceased to be a threat on September 11, 2001. They could hand them out at the gate now if they want to. The possibility of taking over an airplane with a boxcutter no longer exists.

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    3. Re:Are we really worried about knives? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      The thing about melee combat is, it requires extra space. Most airplanes are so packed tight the terrorist could only probably surprise one or two people before being beat down by the crowd. If all else fails use your carry-on or laptop as a shield/bludgeon. A knife to be lethal needs to be more than a few inches without surprising someone anyway (i.e. putting to someones throat). Furthermore, metal detectors and xray should detect 98 percent of the more lethal knives that pass through. Now, as far as bomb chemicals go, I am almost positive specially trained dogs would do a better job than any hardware at this point.

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    4. Re:Are we really worried about knives? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      I cannot imagine a bunch of people on an airplane with three or four people with knives who are prepared to (a) use them and (b) aren't afraid of being hurt.

      There is nowhere to run on an airplane. People would panic and trample each other trying to get away. A few courageous (or foolish) people might think about trying to counter-attack the knife-wielders, but they would likely be prevented from doing much by the other screaming people.

      Ever been in a theater stampede? That is exactly what it would be like, only worse.

    5. Re:Are we really worried about knives? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Laptops are wonderful tools. I realized a long time ago that I had the best weapon on the plane in the event of a hijacking. Swing with the hinge edge forward, and it won't have to deal with air resistance. Blunt force trauma is a bitch, especially when it causes a skull fracture. If I ever hear anyone say "I'm hijacking this plane", that'll probably be the last words they ever say. Hopefully the airline will reimburse the cost of my laptop. I'm sure the warranty doesn't cover "beat the shit out of a hijacker" :)

          Then again, I have enough training where the laptop isn't really necessary. It just makes the job easier. There's plenty of environmental obstacles on a plane to make his fall less than comfortable. Head into the overhead storage, arm rests, and then pounded into the floor. "Oops, I was just trying to take him down." will probably be the only excuse necessary.

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    6. Re:Are we really worried about knives? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      If I ever hear anyone say "I'm hijacking this plane", that'll probably be the last words they ever say.

      Considering you are beating him to death with a laptop, his last words would probably be: "I'm hijacking th*&%&^TKJHLIU^D [NO CARRIER]"

  21. This is good news! by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    I'm very happy that Auditors are Questioning TSA's tech spending...

    I mean, they're only a few months after slashdotters, the general public, and pretty much anyone except the idiots who made the devices.

  22. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

    does that include lessons on *landing* as well?

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  23. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Informative

    Getting a pilot's license is not all that hard (almost every one of my co-workers has a VFR license and most of them own a single-engine ship.)

    The hard part is getting and *keeping* an IFR ticket, where you have to put in so many flight hours that it's really tough to do if you're not a full-time commercial pilot. Let's not even talk about the costs of owning, leasing, or even just fueling and maintaining even a low-end private jet.

    It's fantastically liberating to be able to fly your own plane, but it also tends to be quite limiting. Consider the range on your, let's say, Cessna 182, for the 7-8 hours max you'd want to be in the left seat. Also consider what happens when you're grounded or diverted by VFR.

    Most private pilots still go via commercial carriers when they travel. Flying yourself from Los Angeles to Maine can be fun, but it's no less greuling (and often not much faster) than the equivalent road trip.

    The "use it or lose it" factor of IFR currency (FAR 61.57) in reality pretty much requires you to fly continuously, and without IFR you're stuck with mainly recreational flying in a relatively limited geographical area, only in clear skies. It doesn't suck, but it is not in reality the substitute you hold it out to be, nor do the costs end at the price of school.

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  24. Re:Dogs and Pigs and Coats... Oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My friend and I were on our way home from Iraq for mid-tour leave in ~2005. Being in our military uniforms we were granted some additional freedoms other passengers were not. While on board one of the flights my friend and I sat next to a very nice man in his mid 30's early 40's. During the flight we found out that he worked for the TSA. During our conversation we started talking about airport security and how I inadvertently carried a knife, straight razor and multi-tool through 4 security check points and multiple scanners (obviously not the ones like today, but still). At one point my friend jokingly said "So I guess the only thing you couldn't smuggle on-board is a chain saw!" to which the TSA worker replied "Only if it's running..."

    Post Military duty I haven't gotten on a plane since. I know "airplanes are safer than traveling by car" but I can't stand that kind of gross incompetence. (Hence why I got out of the Military after 4 years).

  25. This just in by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The TSA will be audited again, but by another company. "We will audit until we pass, even if we have to go through all the auditing companies we can get our hands on", a spokesperson said.

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    1. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually, they will set up, at arm's length, their own auditing company to make sure they pass.

  26. magic box by jkmartin · · Score: 2

    I've got the stupid magic box they're searching for. It's called the ballot box and if any politician were to grow a spine and stand up to these goons I'd use it. The box that comes next in the series is far less peaceful.

    1. Re:magic box by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      jury? nah, that is typically ok. its the 4th option ....

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    2. Re:magic box by cosm · · Score: 1

      I've got the stupid magic box they're searching for. It's called the ballot box and if any politician were to grow a spine and stand up to these goons I'd use it. The box that comes next in the series is far less peaceful.

      Soap box. Ballot Box. Ammo Box. Juries are mostly idiots now.

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  27. And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider what happens when you multiply by the number of successful hijackings or bombings. Then multiply that by 20 Billion dollars to see the net impact on the economy.

    If our planes explode, our economy implodes. I wish it wasn't that simple but it is. 2 Bombings in as many months would instantly bring our economy to a standstill.

    $14,000,000,000 / 0 x 0 x $20,000,000 = Kiss My Ass

    1. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bollocks.

      People have been hijacking and blowing up planes for decades and nobody's economies collapsed. It's only since it happened over American soil that The Terrorist Fear took over and America started fucking everyone (including themselves) in the ass and generally doing the terrorists' jobs for them.

      The rest of the world has been dealing with this sort of bullshit for years and getting on with their lives. I was on the tube in London two days after a bunch of fucktards blew it up and we didn't have government agents groping passengers at every station (well, not officially, anyway). We got blown up by a higher class of arseholes in the 80s and we learned how to deal with that sort of shit. The correct response is the Glasgow response. You boot your local terrorist in the nuts as hard as you can, then go about your business.

      The sooner America realises that they're amateurs at this and learns how to handle it properly the better.

    2. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't the British police shoot (and kill?) a guy shortly after the terrorist attack?

      Anyway, I've been to London and one thing that I noticed is that there aren't any trash cans anywhere. It's wierd, but sensible from a security point of view. Wouldn't want any bombs in the trash, eh gubner!

      The point I was making is that the purpose of these measures isn't to catch terrorists, its to prevent terrorism. Don't kid yourself, if they could terrorists would send some worthless piece of shit to bomb our airplanes every fucking day. They do it to their own people, and we really don't want to see where a sustained airplane bombing campaign would take us.

    3. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, the Jean Charles de Menezes incident was a royal cockup of monumental proportions. The Met got rumbled trying to lie their way out of it too.

      When the IRA put bombs in bins in public areas, yes, we removed the bins (there usually are bins now - sensitive areas have heavy duty bins that direct explosions upwards) and put non-shatter windows into the bottom two floors of public buildings. That's a reasonable response to a sustained bombing campaign, much like reinforcing and locking cockpit doors.

      You can't 'win' a 'war' against terrorists - you do what you can to limit damage and make large targets more difficult to bomb, and apart from that you have to accept that it's just not possible to eliminate risk. If you go massively overboard like the US has done, you really have Let The Terrorists Win.

      The clue's in the name. They're terrorists. If you let them terrorise you, I'd say that's a pretty convincing victory for them. The IRA et al and 7/7 bombers were largely unsuccessful as terrorists - they scared the shit out of us for a few weeks, but that's about as far as it went. People kept going to the pub after the Guilford and Woolwich bombings, the tube was back up and running in a matter of hours after 7/7. The trick is not to give a fuck and make sure they know it.

    4. Re:And then... by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Bollocks.

      People have been hijacking and blowing up planes for decades and nobody's economies collapsed. It's only since it happened over American soil that The Terrorist Fear took over

      Nah... I am pretty sure they only grope you. Unless something has changed recently.

    5. Re:And then... by RobertM1968 · · Score: 2

      Bollocks.

      People have been hijacking and blowing up planes for decades and nobody's economies collapsed. It's only since it happened over American soil that The Terrorist Fear took over and America started fucking everyone (including themselves) in the ass

      Nah... I am pretty sure they only grope you. Unless something has changed recently.

    6. Re:And then... by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is that there is a scale where the perception of the value of a single life is zero in Islamabad, 5 in London and 1000 in New York City.

      Until that changes you have a health care system focused on putting off dying for two weeks at a cost of $500,000 and airport security focused on preventing any incident from happening at any cost.

      If someone were to come out and openly say it isn't worth the trouble and cost to the American people to have the TSA and if a terrorist succeeds in crashing a plane ... well, that's too bad the result would be a riot. Certainly they would be thrown out of whatever office they held.

      No, this is not a point of rationality in the US. And it goes way, way deeper than simply the TSA.

  28. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    does that include lessons on *landing* as well?

    Thats extra.

  29. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TSA reminds me more an more of a corporate office run top to bottom by a sociopath in middle management. From the funny, but not quiet provably illegal money handling, to the majority of resources being utilized to implement plans that seem more designed to empower and entertain some tin-pot tyrant than to actually do anything useful, to the selective enforcement of often ad hoc, inappropriately arbitrary, and often contradictory rules, to the massive, crushing retaliation against anyone that points out the 800 pound guerrilla or the elephant he rides on. It's like deja-vu, all over again.

    1. Re:You know... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Quite seriously, some of their contraptions seem to come right out of Dr. Evil's secret underground lab. I wonder when they're going for sharks and lasers.

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  30. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Expect similar things for getting your pilot's license within 12 months.

  31. DHS riddles with waste? by plopez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A bloated bureaucratic behemoth that paid for iPods for cops and bullet proof vests for dogs? But didn't pay for extra employees for searches? Or keeping cops on the street?

    The next thing you will be telling me is that there is a pattern of bribery and corruption between contractors and employees administering the contracts.

    They need their budget slashed immediately.

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    1. Re:DHS riddles with waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bloated bureaucratic behemoth that paid for iPods for cops and bullet proof vests for dogs? But didn't pay for extra employees for searches? Or keeping cops on the street?

      The next thing you will be telling me is that there is a pattern of bribery and corruption between contractors and employees administering the contracts.

      Someone better call the media and alert them... Damn we can't do that either, the media is controlled by the same corrupt government that is in turn controlled by the same corrupt corporations.

  32. Just wait for their new groping machine. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Then you'll change your tune (to a higher pitch when it malfunctions).

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    1. Re:Just wait for their new groping machine. by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      At least those can be remarketed and sold in sex shops.

  33. Just thankful by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

    I'm just thankful that our leftist benefactor, George Soros makes plenty of money off of the TSA body scanners. If he wasn't a leftist, I'd feel like these were bad people ...

    1. Re:Just thankful by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      give me a break, he owned stock for a flash and immediately sold it. The real villian is Michael Chertoff

  34. dogs, all sizes and multiplely trained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even a Chihuahua or a Pomeranian can be trained to sniff drugs or explosives and who would be afraid of a Pom walking through the airport/train/bus station with his little Police/TSA vest on. Heck, every innocent person would be walking up to meet the cutest little security agent on the force and all you'd have to do would be watching for the guys avoiding him. Check him for allergies and he's likely clear as well.

    1. Re:dogs, all sizes and multiplely trained by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I vote for Yorkshire terriers ^_^ It will be especially cute when they find something and go into a barking fit, bouncing back from the recoil of each cute little bark ^_^ naaaawww

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  35. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    MEL: "Just get us on the ground."
    WASH: "Don't worry, that'll happen..."

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  36. Understated Article by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    According to the article:

    "Since the introduction of metal detectors in the 1970s, technologies have been bought and cobbled together in a somewhat piecemeal approach," said Tom LaTourrette, a security expert at RAND Corp., a nonprofit research institute.

    "No one has been able to provide a satisfactory answer to the question of how to best structure aviation security," he said.

    According to most of us in the real world:

    "But the TSA's done a darn fine job of showing us how NOT to."

  37. Ya gotta start wondering.. Is it Technology Alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey I used to post on /. It worked out badly. So many trolls, bait bandits, and PC folks.... but after 2+ years since my last post... here goes.

    The technology solution alone has proven itself not up to the task. Ya gotta wonder if we gotta start looking at the basic policy questions and the solution space.

    What/who are the targets? What/who are the threats? Pretty clear air transport is among the targets, and near the top. The US financial structure, and political and military are probably stacked up pretty high too.

    Threats?. Seem like Islamic fundamentalists (radicals) pretty much, not too many idealist Tim Mcveigh's doin the suicide bomber thing, not even many militia quackpots, racists, or pseudo-religious northam zealots either (despite Bis Sis and staffs feelings to the contrary). Something seems to be unique to the radical Islamic culture and stuff about disregard for human life in the context of the warrior jihad espoused by the Islamic radicals. It's just not too credible to suggest any significant threat outside of radical Islam. Whatever we do, we may wanna focus on whatever kernels of truth there are to this.

    TSA is clearly looking for a silver bullet of sorts, and they could care less how ineffective, unpopular, or potentially unconstitutional the solution might be.

    Probably the solution is a combination of technology and unsophisticated stuff; suggestions:

    1) Change in senior leadership.. someone more engaged in both the political, programmatic and day to day management of the implementation.
    2) Political acknowledgment that in such a huge threat space, technology is not the sole solution, and that despite potentially politically such unpopular tactics, profiling might be more fruitful/effective than a sniffer or millimeter waves (naked scanner).
    3) Some serious changes in the way TSA stands up, trains, staffs airports (and further the other facets of the transportation grid).
    4) Better management of the TSA acquisition program in accordance with the Federal Acquisition Regulation (FAR) as opposed to the good old boy system

  38. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Informative

    My girlfriend and I sat down to figure out how we could fly to her dad's airport outside of Baltimore from the LA Basin in a Cessna 172SP. We were looking at 16-18 hours of flight time over two or three days, five or six stops, and a bill of about $2400 to $2700 for the rental -- each way. Even without the rental fees, it would be something in the neighborhood of $650-$730 in fuel each way. That assumes no diversions and reasonable weather the entire way. It would be an incredible trip and a lot of fun, but it would also be much more financially difficult.

    Being a private pilot works when you can get a few friends to go in on a trip to someplace that can be pricey even commercially. Flying from the LA Basin into Sacramento, for example, the numbers and time just about even out. More popular places like San Francisco, Las Vegas, or even Phoenix are tougher to match, and most long-distance flights are just right out. Until one gets into higher-performance aircraft (175 knots or faster and 800NM range or more), long-distance travel just doesn't work economically, and often not even then. For example, the above trip in a Cessna 350 would be a two-hop flight requiring about 12 hours in flight, give or take, depending on the cruise speed. At the common rental rate of $350/hour, that would be $4200 each way.

    I love to sit in the left seat, but for most serious trips, I turn it over to the professionals.

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  39. Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope the truth results in action.

    Once I can enter an airport without being molested and/or photographed nude, I might actually start flying once in a while again.

    A lot of people think I am silly for valuing my sovereignty over my own body. I think they are silly for letting the government treat them like animals.

  40. It's like the last days of the Soviet Union by Jimbookis · · Score: 2

    If the do-badders who have it in for the USA and the West have learned anything, it's how to force an empire to it's knees by making them blow all their money. The USA did it by brute force outspending the Soviet Union and now the do-badders will achieve the same to the USA by causing them to blow cash they don't have on totally non-constructive adventures like fighting in the middle east and pissing billions away on useless homeland security ventures.

  41. Eternal September by taxman_10m · · Score: 4, Informative
  42. The solution's not in a box! by Radio_active_cgb · · Score: 2

    It never has been.

    The solution that works prevents terrorists from even getting to the airport - Intelligence.

    Unfortunately, intelligence is hard work, and requires LOTS of highly trained people to make it work well. Not the minimum wage security people manning the boxes.

    1. Re:The solution's not in a box! by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Sorry but the US will not put up with the only proven solution that Israel has been using for around 40 years. They have never had a terrorist incident while over the last 40 years the rest of the world has had plenty. They don't really talk about their successes at preventing folks from blowing up planes, but they are there.

      Anything else short of that will come up short and you will lose lives and planes. It is just a matter of time until this is proven to the TSA and American people.

    2. Re:The solution's not in a box! by Radio_active_cgb · · Score: 1

      > Sorry but the US will not put up with the only proven solution that Israel has been using for
      > around 40 years.

      Oh I don't know.... Consider what they've had to put up with so far.

      From the TSA: Removing shoes, restrictions on bottled liquids, no-fly lists, growing security lines, and finally x-ray scanners.

      From the airline industry: Stranding passengers in the terminal and on the tarmak (sometimes overnight), fees for checked luggage, proposals for "standing seating".

      I'm sure the reader can add a few more items...

  43. so.... by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    Can someone finally get fired? How god damned hard is it to xerox Israels security system and be done with it? If Muslim terrorist want to crash a plane, it's certainly going to be one filled with Israelis. There are clearly not any Jews falling from the skys of the middle east so can we just assume they must be doing something right?

    1. Re:so.... by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      israel has terrible security. who ever is pushing this myth it is better needs to actually understand they are pushing a worse system.

    2. Re:so.... by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      israel has terrible security. who ever is pushing this myth it is better needs to actually understand they are pushing a worse system.

      And how is that? They don't finger-bang your wife in the name of racial equality or irradiate you so Chertoff can make a buck.

      They look for evil people intent on doing evil things.

      Suicide terrorists aren't recruited for their Shakespearean acting technique. Go look up the story about that Maine Gate agent (Michael Tuohey) who let Mohammed Atta on the plane. He knew evil when he saw it, but chastised himself in the name of political correctness and let him on board.

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    3. Re:so.... by cbope · · Score: 1

      Good point, the answer is profiling. This is precisely why Israeli security is so good at it's job. Unfortunately, practically everyone in the US seems to think that profiling is a "bad idea". While I agree in principle, it has proven to be a working system for the Israeli's. Until we get over our nervousness of profiling, security is not going to improve beyond what we have today. The problem is, successful profiling to weed out the "bad guys" requires intelligence, people and problem solving skills that the TSA clearly lacks.

      You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled Security Theater...

    4. Re:so.... by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2

      There are things we should *not* copy from the Israel model for sure, but there are many things that are really worth following up on. In particular Israels *response* to a attack is very different. Basically they try to fix everything up as quickly as possible. Compensate victims* well and provide proper support. Then carry on with there day. They don't shut down society for a month and a day each time someone farts in a airline que.

      *This "data" is from Israelis or westerners only. Other ethnic groups may have a different experience about the compensation.

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    5. Re:so.... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Second post in this thread recommending profiling. The terrorists are dragging the first world down to their level.

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    6. Re:so.... by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Trying to copy Israel's security wouldn't be possible. They've got roadblocks a mile outside the airport (not something we can do with airports already built near anything), they don't have many airports, their airports aren't nearly as high traffic as major US ones, we'd have to massively renovate all of our terminals, we'd need to devote a large number of trained people to the job (Israel's draft ensures a high percentage of people have basic training for the job), and Israeli security means anyone vaguely brown better show up to airports 6-8 hours in advance. Israel has serious threats, and can reasonably justify this. America is under attack from the bumbling henchmen crew. When the terrorists attacking you can't get their bombs to detonate, you really shouldn't worry so much.

    7. Re:so.... by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      I don't know that the road block really does much though. I went through it several times in a taxi and the guys with machines guns just wave you on. Perhaps if you were driving a sketchy van they might do something, but the real security comes from the background checks and extra bag screening they do.

  44. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Its only the last half inch that hurts.

  45. GOP should be all over this wasteful spending by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    tsa needs to have its budget cut by at least half.

    1. Re:GOP should be all over this wasteful spending by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      So does the DoD

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  46. Police Dogs are Perceived as Directly Hostile by billstewart · · Score: 1

    The Powers That Be want you to be a bit scared when you're going through the airport, but they mainly want you to be scared of Terrorists, and mainly feel that the TSA are there to protect you and catch the terrorists, not feel directly threatened by the TSA. Big Brother Government is there to Protect You, and you're supposed to be obedient.

    They do use some smaller dogs as sniffers, beagles and the like, that aren't scary dogs, but even then, you expect police sniffer dogs to be looking for drugs, and you expect that the police will lie about what the dog's telling them if they feel like singling you out.

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    1. Re:Police Dogs are Perceived as Directly Hostile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but even then, you expect police sniffer dogs to be looking for drugs, and you expect that the police will lie about what the dog's telling them if they feel like singling you out.

      Whereas everyone is certain that the TSA would never lie about what the magnetometer, bag xray machine, backscatter machine, etc are telling them if they feel like singling you out?

      Sarcasm aside, if enough trained dogs were still available state-side instead of filling the more important role of protecting our troops concerns about handlers directing the dogs to "tell" in order to give police authorization to physically search you are irrelevant in this context -- the TSA already has authorization to physically search you simply because they don't like the way you look, they have no need to create false justifications.

      If the police were granted authority to legally search you without "probable cause", it would be a long time before you'd hear another claim that the police lied about the reactions of a sniffer dog.

    2. Re:Police Dogs are Perceived as Directly Hostile by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Beagle's aren't just not scary, they're downright cute. I think walking past a row of cute beagles would make everybody feel just a little bit more relaxed. Those of us with allergies might just sneeze a bit.

  47. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by chappel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've got an IFR pilot rating and an RV-8 - which gets about 170 knots and a decent range, although it's pretty cramped (better than coach, though), and lacks de-icing capabilities, I regularly fly it around the central US, and for most flights it's faster than commercial (counting drive-to-airport, checking in, waiting, flying, retrieving baggage and leaving airport), and no 'freedom fondle' or worrying about breakage, theft or the TSA rule-of-the-week. As an example, from my home in west-central MN to a client site in Dallas is about a 20 hour drive (direct), about a 6 hour flight in my plane (with one pit stop), or about 7 hours commercially (3.5 hours to 'real' airport, 1 hour AT airport, about 3 hours in air). Fuel is a bit more than a typical coach fare, but less than two tickets if I bring a passenger (it's a 2-seater). I occasionally have to wait or divert for weather, but I get to do it on MY schedule, not the airlines. It isn't for everybody, but it's not as far fetched as many think. I've had the plane about 6 years and I've been (for business or recreation) all over - Fargo, Minneapolis, Chicago, Indianapolis, Cleveland, DC, Orlando, Key West, Dallas, Phoenix, St Louis, Atlanta, and hundreds of smaller towns around the country.

    On top of that, the plane is fully aerobatic and fun as hell.

  48. TSA has made us an easier target by linzeal · · Score: 2

    The long lines are what they are bombing now, terrorists targeting airports right now are thinking that rolling up with a suitcase filled with explosives in the middle of a large crowd waiting for security:

    a) Shuts down the whole airport.
    b) Inflicts more causalities than randomly crashing an airliner
    c) Will make security spend massive amounts of money countering

    Let''s review, TSA has made us less safe by offering us up as a larger and slower target. It is like putting security at the watering hole to make sure no one is a crocodile while lions eat everyone else who is waiting in line.

  49. Solution to Airline Security by rlp · · Score: 2

    1) Make sure that cockpit doors are reinforced (this should already have been done)
    2) Arm any pilot / co-pilot who wants to be armed and has training
    3) Metal detectors, x-ray luggage & carry-ons
    4) Hand every boarding passenger a baseball bat

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  50. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

    Two important points: How much did the training cost, and how much did the plane cost? A perfect 35 hours for each of the PPL and IFR under Part 141 at $50 per hour for the instructor is $3500, and essentially nobody makes those numbers (70 hours is the national average for PPL and it's something like 60 hours for IFR). Factor in plane rental (or acquisition/fuel) and run it over the hours, and it takes a long time to make that back. If you own your plane, you need to take into account all the maintenance that goes into the plane, which can be considerable, especially when you factor in subscription features like are available in modern sets like the G1000.

    I don't at all regret getting my PPL, and I look forward to IFR training, but I also didn't do it to save money.

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  51. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by Diffusion · · Score: 0

    Getting a pilot's license is not all that hard (almost every one of my co-workers has a VFR license and most of them own a single-engine ship.)

    The hard part is getting and *keeping* an IFR ticket, where you have to put in so many flight hours that it's really tough to do if you're not a full-time commercial pilot. Let's not even talk about the costs of owning, leasing, or even just fueling and maintaining even a low-end private jet.

    It's fantastically liberating to be able to fly your own plane, but it also tends to be quite limiting. Consider the range on your, let's say, Cessna 182, for the 7-8 hours max you'd want to be in the left seat. Also consider what happens when you're grounded or diverted by VFR.

    Most private pilots still go via commercial carriers when they travel. Flying yourself from Los Angeles to Maine can be fun, but it's no less greuling (and often not much faster) than the equivalent road trip.

    The "use it or lose it" factor of IFR currency (FAR 61.57) in reality pretty much requires you to fly continuously, and without IFR you're stuck with mainly recreational flying in a relatively limited geographical area, only in clear skies. It doesn't suck, but it is not in reality the substitute you hold it out to be, nor do the costs end at the price of school.

    I'm an active FAA-certificated instrument and multi-engine flight instructor who likes to use light single-engine aircraft for personal travel for 150 to 500 mile trips in the northeastern United States. Anything beyond 500 miles = airline. Anything less than 150 = drive.

    If a Cessna 182 were even capable of such endurance, would you want to sit in there for 7-8 hours? A 4 hour VFR flight is tiring. A 4 hour hand-flown IFR flight is more exhausting than an 8 hour shift of manual labor. IFR currency isn't "user it or lose it." The FAA comes up with some off-the-wall proposed regulations, but they haven't made currency THAT hard, yet.

    If your instrument currency expires, you have 6 months to simply go for a ride with a pilot friend so that he can keep an eye outside while you fly the currency requirements on instruments with a view-limiting device that keeps you from seeing outside. If you've exceeded 6 months since currency expiration, you require an Instrument Proficiency Check from a flight instructor, designated pilot examiner or the FAA. See FAR 61.57(c). This is the worst state your instrument currency can be in. There is no "lose it" when it comes to instrument currency, and flying once every 6 months to keep your instrument currency is hardly continuous. Of course, being IFR current is NOT the same as being IFR proficient. This requires a much higher level of flying activity. However, it still doesn't require continuous flying by the pilot to maintain proficiency.

    With that said, I hate flying commercially because of the TSA and their ineffective "security theater." Given my love for aviation, I find this criminally sad. Have you heard of the airline pilot who exposed the flaws and obvious gaps in TSA security at SFO via Youtube? I've seen similar gaps since 2003. The TSA is a joke. The Agency does just enough to make the customers feel good and enhance the perception of security enough to allow the TSA to "grow the business."

  52. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

    Our local aero club had a IFR certified simulator. At least in NZ hours on that was good enough for keeping your instrument ratings, and it was much cheaper than plane. However its still time, and you need someone else with proper instrument ratings to sign the hours off.

    But lets face it. Non of us at the club flew for travel, we flew for fun.

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  53. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

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  54. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Great idea, I'll just use this extra $10k I have lying around and sell a few of my yachts to buy a personal airliner. Thanks so much, I don't know why I didn't think of this simple solution!

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  55. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    I'm still dabbling at the other end of the spectrum: flying gliders. Cheap, "easy", and lots of fun. Homeland Security keeps proposing rules that could shut it down, but luckily the FAA has been open to rational discussions.

    Keeping your glider rating is almost trivial. There are some guys in our club in their 80's and half paralyzed. And cheap too. As low at $20/hr, including tow and instructor. And there's nothing like flying 120 knots in a plane with no engine!

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  56. Then you're not paying attention. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    Lowest bidder only maximizing profit for shareholder.

    Incumbent official only maximizing donations to reelection campaigns.

    I do not see much difference.

    The head of the TSA is not elected and not of much use to anyone else who wants to get elected, since everybody hates him. He is also -- in principle, at least -- responsible to the public as a whole, not just his shareholders.

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  57. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by deadweight · · Score: 1

    >>A 4 hour VFR flight is tiring. A 4 hour hand-flown IFR flight is more exhausting than an 8 hour shift of manual labor Word. I had to fly from Nassau (Bahamas) to BWI (Baltimore) in nasty IFR with no autopilot. I felt like I had done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson at the end of that flight.

  58. Perhaps it's time for the government to... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    cut spending and do away with this useless group that was created to give us a "perceived sense of security" when we fly. Terrorists that want to blow up or hijack a plane will, TSA or no TSA.

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  59. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by Diffusion · · Score: 0

    >>A 4 hour VFR flight is tiring. A 4 hour hand-flown IFR flight is more exhausting than an 8 hour shift of manual labor

    Word.
    I had to fly from Nassau (Bahamas) to BWI (Baltimore) in nasty IFR with no autopilot. I felt like I had done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson at the end of that flight.

    Was that after you stole his tiger?

  60. Just let us carry by DCFusor · · Score: 1
    Just let those of us who are court approved to carry concealed weapons do so. There'd be a few responsible, armed citizens on every plane. A lot more than you might think, because CCW holders are, guess what, carrying concealed so you don't notice how many there are. Problem solved, cost nearly zero. Already trained in detecting "hinky" behavior, and proven time and time again to be less likely to commit armed violence (or any other sort) than the average citizen. Truth, like it or not. Where I live, (which is actually a pretty liberal place) you get quite an inspection of life history and checked for being alright in general before you get that license. Much better scrutiny than some minimum wage punk working for TSA ever gets.

    The part of Israel's security we ought to copy -- there if you shoot a terrorist, you're a hero. Here, you're a homicidal manic in need of jail time (at least).
    Why can't we just man up and take care of this ourselves? We'd do a better job than they do, that's been proven as well. See John Lott's "More guns, less crime" for many examples. We simply make it too dangerous to be a terrorist. Works great on crime, when a potential crook realizes he might not face our namby-pamby legal system, but instead face judge, jury, and executioner all at once, and be dead in one second. Kinda takes the fun out of crime. Too lousy a risk/reward ratio.

    There is next to no crime where I live, out in the boonies -- and practically everyone is armed, it's just part of the culture of farming and hunting. Coincidence? We have crooks living around here, we know who they are, but they're smart enough to go to gun free zones to ply their trade....

    Funny thing about that. Darwin takes care of any who don't pay attention to that one.

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    1. Re:Just let us carry by mikestew · · Score: 1

      Already trained in detecting "hinky" behavior

      I don't know where you got your CCW, but I've been trained in nothing of the sort. No felonies, run a background check, here's your CCW. If there was a "hinky behavior detection" class, I skipped it.

      Regardless, I do not want questionably trained civilians carrying a firearm in a pressurized cabin that is densely packed with innocents. Run that scenario through your head. What are the odds you're popping a non-bad guy in the noggin?

    2. Re:Just let us carry by DCFusor · · Score: 1
      In my case, about nil I'd pop the wrong guy (or even more likely, anyone at all), as I am well trained and win competitions and suchlike.

      I help teach the CCW course in my area (SW Virginia) along with a couple of even more professionals (ex cops). We really take people through it to make sure they're someone we'd not be afraid of having a gun around us. Perhaps this works best in small towns, dunno. When I went down to the courthouse to get mine, they looked me over very closely, checked a lot of records, took their time about it (took a couple weeks), and even asked the Sheriff if he thought there'd be any problems. Again, small town, everyone knows everyone and their business, and I'd had acquittance of most of the cops -- no crimes but that doesn't mean they haven't thought of me as a customer a time or two -- you know, pulling me over for driving my 200 mpg go kart on the roads in protest of the laws preventing that being legal at a time gas was $4 a gallon, busting down my door because anyone rich and young in the boonies who doesn't have an obvious job (telecommuting!) MUST be making meth, stuff like that. They were really disappointed to find my chem lab only makes high explosives (and yes, that's legal with the right paperwork). They then sent the BATF to make sure, and we were all friendly once we met, no issues at all -- the extreme opposite of the "ruby ridge" deal.

      The issue of "pressurized" is simply silly. Real life isn't like the movies at all, as I demo on my private firing range with HE -- no ball of flames, things don't explode when hit by a bullet like on TV (except for melons and water jugs with rifle bullets), and so on. Most airplanes aren't all that pressurized as anyone with an ear condition knows when they fly. And they are pretty resilient. It'd be a bummer to blow out a window, but not life threatening for anyone, much worse has happened without injury due to normal failures. Scared people, but all landed safely. Something like a .38 would almost not penetrate the skin of a jetliner at all. Sure, a rifle would to right through a plane and out the other side, but we're not talking about those. You're not going to conceal a .44 mag very easily, after all, and it's too heavy to carry comfortably anyway.

      In fact, one of the things we do to "calm the jets" of our trainees is to set up the following demo. Take a 2x4 and lay it on the ground long direction away from the shooter. Tie about 6 helium balloons to it, mark one of the middle ones, all the same height. They wave around in the wind. Your job is to draw and shoot just the marked one, you're not allowed to sit there with a gun out and aim and wait (like on TV - in real life you don't pull a gun and then talk, you shoot, or you don't pull it out, think that through for a moment -- the other guy suddenly may decide he's got nothing to lose, and that makes him more dangerous yet). Almost no one but we instructors can do that -- and we can't always do it. It's the most sobering exercise we could come up with, and reasonably realistic for a hostage situation. We don't fail people for not being able to do that, understand -- but if they don't realize from that they shouldn't try it with live people, and make it obvious to us they realize that, we DO fail them and no permit is forthcoming -- they'd have to get the training elsewhere.

      Most people don't need much training to realize when something really, truly, hinky is going down. What we find is that we take more care with the prospective licensee to make sure *they* aren't going to be a problem themselves. Again, small town. Gun shops around here are the same way -- no one will sell you a gun if you don't "seem ok", they'll always have some excuse why they can't. Which is why most crime guns have been stolen at some point in their life.

      Most of us gun guys take it very seriously and don't want some "loose cannon" asshat to spoil it for us, it's more self policing than most people would assume at first. Especi

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  61. Umm, no by cheros · · Score: 1

    and everyone on slashdot wrote thoughtful, well-reasoned commentary

    You're confusing facts and fiction..

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  62. the solution is easy by Nyder · · Score: 2

    Quit taking planes.

    Show the airlines you aren't happy with how things are, and refuse to use them until stuff changes.

    Remember 911? Remember how shutting air travel down for a week caused airlines to claim they were losing mass money and needed bailouts to continue?

    What do you think would happen if for a month, or 2, they got less business? They'd bitch at the government, and TSA would have to get the shaft.

    You need to speak the language, which is money.

    You are the consumer, quit fucking consuming air flights till they fix it.

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    1. Re:the solution is easy by DCFusor · · Score: 1
      Agreed, it's what myself and many others have been doing for years. Too many people don't or can't do that. Hard to drive across an ocean for example. But if more people simply refused that crap altogether (and maybe wrote some letters to tell them about it) it would help for sure.

      Notice how TSA quietly turned all that crap off during the Thanksgiving holiday because a lot of people were going to make noise about it? Even demand a gratuitous grope? Would that not have been the time it was needed most? Kinda says it all, doesn't it -- and no planes blew up.

      Any terrorist smart enough to be scary would just attack something else -- even the queue for airline security, but with some imagination there are much better and easier targets. Heck, you only have to read some Tom Clancy for a few ideas there. But evidently these guys pride themselves on being locked into the 7th century or thereabouts. Lucky for us. The IRA was a lot more dangerous.

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  63. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    I got mine for less than $5k. The airplane will cost you around $18k to $20k(USD) minimum.

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  64. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but how much for the parking space...

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  65. Re:see what happens when point out holes in the TS by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Depends on where you park it. If you can get into Cox Airpark (a 1400ft grass strip), $1200/yr. RDU is about $300/month (I think). Sanford-Lee is $200, unless they've gone up since the last time I checked.

    The plane I'm building is highway towable. So, unless I get lazy, it will stay in my garage.

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