The trolls were bottled up in there fighting other trolls, now those trolls have no where to live, they'll be looking for new boards to cause havoc on, we are all doomed, doomed I tell you!
-- -Ours is the wisdom of Solomon, the magic of Merlyn, the fall of Icaris.
"Oops, our bad. Has nothing to do with your recent attempt on us, promise." - Amazon.com
-- There's a spot in User Info for World of Warcraft account names? Really?
Re:I can see it now
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SatanicPuppy
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· Score: 3, Funny
Anonymous v. Cloud...
Round Three...
FIGHT!
-- ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
Re:I can see it now
by
Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 0, Funny
The result: Anonymous gets smeared into the shithole they emerged from by the mighty smile power of the cloud. They run home to mommy with broken masks in hand asking for another month's WoW subscription to make them less sad.
Who submitted the story?
by
Nameisyoung007
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· Score: 5, Funny
"An anonymous reader writes"... Pure gold. I love the irony.
Quick, change the DNS
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AftanGustur
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· Score: 4, Funny
Now is the chance..
Set the www.4chan.org A record to point to amazon.com.. That will teach them !
-- Boot Windows, Linux, and ESX over the network for free.
I have a confession to make
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 1, Funny
I am a 28 year old male, whom is still girlfriend free, if you ladies are interested. Throughout my whole life, I was bullied and teased for my weight and my strange demeanor. In my quest for a boyfriend-free girl, it appears to be futile in that even when I was advertising myself as a caring, nice man, women flocked to the more masculine types. Sorry, I got carried away, I'm just in an emotional dilemma, for I was raped by not just one black man, but seven. Yes, seven, seven of which raped me with much bestial fervor. I was in west Philadelphia at the time, at my childhood playground, playing a game of auto-basketball by myself as I usually would every Sunday. Night was coming, and I practiced frivolously to improve my basketball prowess. As I made my last free throw shot, several of those hooligans entered the court; I was not aware of the events that would proceed. They said to me, if I can recall it accurately, "YO WHITE BOY, YOU GONNA GET RAPED!!!!" I was startled, yet steadfast. I had rights to this public domain, and no African American was going to keep me from exercising that right!!!! However, I would find that my rights were not the only things violated, but also my body; my forbearance was my demise. I would not appease to the minorities demands, and, as if time stood still, the buckle holding my suspenders was unhooked. I buffered to the door, simultaneously calling for help, but only to be replied with a miserly old woman's heckling. Why was I chosen by fate, no, by God to be the victim of such a crime? I looked into her callous eyes, which taunted me. Suddenly, four words escaped from her lips, "You gonna get raped..." The shadow she casts bore remarkable similarities to the devil, then I looked at the reflection in her spectacles. I saw the sweat running down my face, my bloodshot eyes filled with tears, the seven beast subjugating me, my fate. My cries of help were only meant with the heckling of that wretched geezer, who's visage resembles that of Madea, and the breathing of the seven. They took off my suspenders, tore through my limited edition Capt. Kirk replica uniform, and bounded me with rope. They raped me and my dignity that day, and I'll never forget the heckling of that wretched witch and those barbarians. One horrible rape and my mother got scared. Now I live my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
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The trolls were bottled up in there fighting other trolls, now those trolls have no where to live, they'll be looking for new boards to cause havoc on, we are all doomed, doomed I tell you!
-Ours is the wisdom of Solomon, the magic of Merlyn, the fall of Icaris.
"Oops, our bad. Has nothing to do with your recent attempt on us, promise." - Amazon.com
There's a spot in User Info for World of Warcraft account names? Really?
"An anonymous reader writes" ... Pure gold. I love the irony.
Set the www.4chan.org A record to point to amazon.com .. That will teach them !
echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb572CCB9AE9DB03273snlbxq' |dc
Hmmm...5-digit Slashdot ID? Been here 10 years? Feh...newbie.
"I'm not a pedo, I just think little kids are sexy."
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So now that the asshole of the internet is down, perhaps we can all piece together whatever is left of our lives and move out of the basement.
Sorry to piss on your cornflakes, but Facebook is still up.
It was the snow, opperation frosty vengence backfired on them!!!
it was done for the lols
My ism, it's full of beliefs.
I know, right?
I'll trade you this one for a bucket of fish heads.
More likely: 4chan tries to commit suicide. Attempt failed.
The amount of awesome in this thread is almost too much to handle. I demand screenshots.
And the obligatory picture.
Boot Windows, Linux, and ESX over the network for free.
I am a 28 year old male, whom is still girlfriend free, if you ladies are interested. Throughout my whole life, I was bullied and teased for my weight and my strange demeanor. In my quest for a boyfriend-free girl, it appears to be futile in that even when I was advertising myself as a caring, nice man, women flocked to the more masculine types. Sorry, I got carried away, I'm just in an emotional dilemma, for I was raped by not just one black man, but seven. Yes, seven, seven of which raped me with much bestial fervor. I was in west Philadelphia at the time, at my childhood playground, playing a game of auto-basketball by myself as I usually would every Sunday. Night was coming, and I practiced frivolously to improve my basketball prowess. As I made my last free throw shot, several of those hooligans entered the court; I was not aware of the events that would proceed. They said to me, if I can recall it accurately, "YO WHITE BOY, YOU GONNA GET RAPED!!!!" I was startled, yet steadfast. I had rights to this public domain, and no African American was going to keep me from exercising that right!!!! However, I would find that my rights were not the only things violated, but also my body; my forbearance was my demise. I would not appease to the minorities demands, and, as if time stood still, the buckle holding my suspenders was unhooked. I buffered to the door, simultaneously calling for help, but only to be replied with a miserly old woman's heckling. Why was I chosen by fate, no, by God to be the victim of such a crime? I looked into her callous eyes, which taunted me. Suddenly, four words escaped from her lips, "You gonna get raped..." The shadow she casts bore remarkable similarities to the devil, then I looked at the reflection in her spectacles. I saw the sweat running down my face, my bloodshot eyes filled with tears, the seven beast subjugating me, my fate. My cries of help were only meant with the heckling of that wretched geezer, who's visage resembles that of Madea, and the breathing of the seven. They took off my suspenders, tore through my limited edition Capt. Kirk replica uniform, and bounded me with rope. They raped me and my dignity that day, and I'll never forget the heckling of that wretched witch and those barbarians. One horrible rape and my mother got scared. Now I live my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.