Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

4chan Has Been DDOSed

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the happens-to-everyone dept.

An anonymous reader writes "According to the 4chan status page all of the 4chan boards have been DDOSed and are down."

20 of 710 comments (clear)

  1. Don't worry by velja27 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry they will be slashdotted too.

  2. Aw thanks... by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ugh...no one told me 4chan is NSFW.

    --
    Loading...
    1. Re:Aw thanks... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      L. O. Fucking. L.

      I don't know if that was meant to be a joke, but you owe me a new keyboard. Now excuse me, I have to go wash coffee out of my eyebrows.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    2. Re:Aw thanks... by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd give you mine but, well, I've spent the last several minutes on 4chan. You probably don't want it now.

      --
      Loading...
    3. Re:Aw thanks... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, at least now we both have sticky keyboards...

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    4. Re:Aw thanks... by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      L. O. Fucking. L.

      I don't know if that was meant to be a joke, but you owe me a new keyboard. Now excuse me, I have to go wash coffee out of my eyebrows.

      I'd give you mine but, well, I've spent the last several minutes on 4chan. You probably don't want it now.

      You, sir, are a saint, to offer your eyebrows to a stranger like that. Whatever you've got in them will just help them stick better. Kudos to you!

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    5. Re:Aw thanks... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Famous quote from 4chan
      - I looked at this pic and I think a part of me died.
      - It was a weak part. Now you are stronger.

      --
      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
  3. YOU FOOLS!!! by Coraon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The trolls were bottled up in there fighting other trolls, now those trolls have no where to live, they'll be looking for new boards to cause havoc on, we are all doomed, doomed I tell you!

    --
    -Ours is the wisdom of Solomon, the magic of Merlyn, the fall of Icaris.
  4. I can see it now by DWMorse · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Oops, our bad. Has nothing to do with your recent attempt on us, promise." - Amazon.com

    --
    There's a spot in User Info for World of Warcraft account names? Really?
    1. Re:I can see it now by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anonymous v. Cloud...

      Round Three...

      FIGHT!

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
  5. Who submitted the story? by Nameisyoung007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "An anonymous reader writes" ... Pure gold. I love the irony.

  6. Quick, change the DNS by AftanGustur · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now is the chance..

    Set the www.4chan.org A record to point to amazon.com .. That will teach them !

    --
    echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb572CCB9AE9DB03273snlbxq' |dc
  7. Re:First post by fruviad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm...5-digit Slashdot ID? Been here 10 years? Feh...newbie.

  8. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm not a pedo, I just think little kids are sexy."

    12

  9. Re:First post by gbjbaanb · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now that the asshole of the internet is down, perhaps we can all piece together whatever is left of our lives and move out of the basement.

    Sorry to piss on your cornflakes, but Facebook is still up.

  10. I know who did it!!! by Riceballsan · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was the snow, opperation frosty vengence backfired on them!!!

  11. Re:First post by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know, right?

  12. Re:First post by lysdexia · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll trade you this one for a bucket of fish heads.

  13. Re:Predicted future news by jovius · · Score: 3, Funny

    More likely: 4chan tries to commit suicide. Attempt failed.

  14. The amount of awesome in this thread.. by RulerOf · · Score: 2, Funny

    The amount of awesome in this thread is almost too much to handle. I demand screenshots.

    And the obligatory picture.

    --
    Boot Windows, Linux, and ESX over the network for free.