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Kepler Finds Bizarre Systems

RedEaredSlider writes "The Kepler Space Telescope has run across some truly bizarre solar systems. Among the candidates: a system with full-on planets orbiting in a Trojan configuration, one with planets that all orbit their planets in less than 10 days, and one in which resonances between small and large worlds essentially keep the thing together."

120 comments

  1. Planets orbiting Planets? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Funny

    >one with planets that all orbit their planets in less than 10 days

    Yeah, that is bizarre.

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    1. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by kaoshin · · Score: 2

      Almost sounds like a moon.

    2. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by fahlesr1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's no moon! Its a space station!

    3. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's no moon... (obligatory)

      I RTFA as a result of that erratic bit of composition. Apparently it's a star where two of four planets orbit the star within ten days, and either the submitter or the editor managed to butcher the information.

      Captcha: Details

    4. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no space station! It's yet another incompetent slashdot editor who can't even properly copy and paste!

    5. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, Xzibit is keeping busy!

    6. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by TheMidget · · Score: 2

      Almost sounds like a moon.

      ... with a nice and warm Klemperer rosette in the center...

    7. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, those are strange planets. And so are the planets.

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    8. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Shut up, dolt.

    9. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by RedEaredSlider · · Score: 2

      Guilty as charged, typed very fast.

    10. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by kiehlster · · Score: 1

      I think this would be an awesome place to live. I can outwit Yoda and say I'm over 1500 years old. Then again, I'd get pretty sick/poor from celebrating birthdays every 168 earth hours per individual. We'd have to start a tradition of only celebrating them once every 50 years.

    11. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sup dawg! I heard you like tired slashdot cliches... I put a meme in your meme, so you cal lol while you lulz!

    12. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      That's no moon!

      It's yo momma!

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    13. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Moonlets....

      Not to be confused with Moon Lets in the back pages of magazines like The Inquirer or The Fortean times, where you can rent several acres of moon surface. They'll help you make the payments and fill out the paperwork. It's your problem how to get there.

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    14. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      My daughter was born on Feb 29th 2000 (leap century). She won't have another birthday for 400 years.

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    15. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 0

      No: she'll only ever have one birthday, like anyone else. She'll have an anniversary of her birthday almost once every four years (occasionally only once every eight years), however... just like anyone else born on a Feb. 29th.

    16. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by mbone · · Score: 2

      So, why didn't you celebrate on 2/29/2004 or 2/29/2008 ? If I was her, you'ld owe some back presents.

    17. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be totally and completely different to live there, compared to life on Earth.

      No Sundays, see.

      Seriuosly, 10 stories a day and Slashdot can't be bothered to proofread ?

    18. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a recursive solar system. It's as common form of organization, particularly in politics and cooking.

    19. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhhh... that explains why the "eighteen-year-old" "virgins" in my porn look like they're 72.

    20. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Overrated? Really?

      I was trying to point out that there's nothing that makes a "leap century" February 29th any different than any other "leap year" February 29th. If you're celebrating her birthday only on February 29th, you should celebrate it approximately once every 4 years.

      The guy who posted after me got modded up, though. Go figure.

  2. Fleet of Worlds by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2

    Any Klemperer rosettes?

    1. Re:Fleet of Worlds by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any Klemperer rosettes?

      Don't forget to put on a Trojan before heading into the rosette...

    2. Re:Fleet of Worlds by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      You mean this Rosette? I'm pretty sure she's not the type to sleep around.

    3. Re:Fleet of Worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. Most of us don't watch cartoons any more. You might want to try a site that is more suitable to your age.

    4. Re:Fleet of Worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most of us don't watch cartoons any more.

      Holy crap you are so wrong.

    5. Re:Fleet of Worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Niven calls the FoW a "Kemplerer rosette" [sic].

    6. Re:Fleet of Worlds by DerKlempner · · Score: 1

      For a minute there, I thought you were talking about me...

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  3. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    planets orbiting in a Trojan configuration

    See! I knew it would finally happen to those Mac guys who think they'll never get a ........

    Oh, wait.

  4. "If confirmed"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For KOI 500 which has small orbits, Kepler must have seen each planet cross the star 10-50 times each. What more confirmation do they need?

  5. talk about a bizzare/dangerous system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no astronomical observations required, it's US. plus, there's no where left to hide. see you at some of the many scheduled million baby play-dates. the bips will be unarmed, so no funny stuff.

  6. Re-defining what's normal by PPH · · Score: 1

    We're going to find so many alternatives to what we thought was normal solar system behavior. Perhaps we should have named the spacecraft Kinsey instead of Kepler.

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    1. Re:Re-defining what's normal by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is no overall 'normal' solar system behavior.

      There is normal behavior for a specific solar system, but that won't apply to other solar systems.

      What we have is a hell of a lot of possibilities within the dynamics of gravity.

      SO we will see a lot of behavior we didn't think of.

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    2. Re:Re-defining what's normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no overall 'normal' solar system behavior.

      There is normal behavior for a specific solar system, but that won't apply to other solar systems.

      What we have is a hell of a lot of possibilities within the dynamics of gravity.

      SO we will see a lot of behavior we didn't think of.

      I think it's pretty safe to say that planets orbiting planets is not normal for any solar system.

  7. Whedon was right? Hundreds of worlds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  8. Story Writer Finds Truly Bizarre System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A system with "planets that all orbit their planets". Now that's what I call truly bizarre.

  9. "In an infinite universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah" Douglas Adams

  10. Orbital Resonance Visualization by thasmudyan · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was having trouble imagining the 8:6:4:3 resonance pattern, so I dug out this very cool visualisation: http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/WebGL/KOI-730.html (needs a WebGL-capable browser, for some reason FF 4 doesn't work though).

    1. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Neither Chrome nor Chromium work with that site (or it may just be me)

    2. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works for me in 4.0b12. Very cool visualization. You'd need a PhD to predict the tides.

    3. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Works for me in 4.0b12

      How bizarre, I'm on 4.0b12pre (Mac) and I firmly recall WebGL working just a few days ago - not so much now. Oh well... Chrome did the job.

      You'd need a PhD to predict the tides.

      Whenever I hear about observations like these I basically fall into an infinite loop imagining what it would be like to actually see this in person.

    4. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      You'd need a PhD to predict the tides.

      Or admit that you can't explain that.

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    5. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by mbone · · Score: 1

      You'd need a PhD to predict the tides.

      No, just a computer.

    6. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by mbone · · Score: 1

      If you want to get sea-sick, drag your mouse to rotate the coordinate system. At an oblique angle, they bob around like drunken sailors.

    7. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome (9.0.597.107) works on Mac OSX (10.6.6).

    8. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      You sure? I'm running FF4 Beta 10, it's fine here(Windows 7). Cool link, thank you.

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    9. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works fine for me Chrome and Chromium on OS X. It's just you or your OS/Browser combo.

    10. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chromium worked for me, Ubuntu 10.10 amd64

    11. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by thoughtsatthemoment · · Score: 1

      I specifically installed Chrome for this and all I saw was two lines spinning.

    12. Re:Orbital Resonance Visualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chrome Canary build worked for me.

  11. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yo Dawg, I heard you like orbits, so I put a planet on your planet so you can orbit while you orbit!

  12. Doesn't this plethora of interesting configuration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make you wonder if some of them might have been engineered? Let's survey those systems with SETI equipment and see if we can't pick up some text about advanced economics... we sure need some help in that area.

  13. Kepler may define "typical" solar system by peter303 · · Score: 1

    We are not sure if the Solar System is typical or not. With 1200 planet candidates so far and a possibility of 10x more in the next few years, kepler should build a statistical database of what is typical and atypical. They systematically watching a fixed region of space of 155K stars for planetary transits. This region of he galaxy does have a bias toward our type of Suns. And the technique is biased toward large, fast, close-in planets.

    1. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by bunratty · · Score: 1

      There is a bias in the sampling. Current methods of detecting extrasolar planets favor finding large planets that orbit quickly. It could be that solar systems with Mars-sized planets that take 100 Earth years to orbit their sun are most common, but Kepler will have a hard time finding those. It may take a long time before we discover what a truly "typical" solar system is like.

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    2. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by mikael · · Score: 1

      Strange to think that the rocky cores of our planets (and all the heavy elements) came from the exploded remains of a fast-living red giant that went supernova. The remaining hydrogen/helium reforms a new star (our Sun) and the atmospheres of the gas giant planets, while the heavy elements formed the rocky planets. Always wondered where our solar system is located relative to the original red giant.

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    3. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > There is a bias in the sampling.

      Sure, but it is well-understood and so can be compensated for.

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    4. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by bunratty · · Score: 1

      First, red giants are the last phase of stars that live a long time, and they generally don't go supernova. I think that created the heavy elements in our solar system were blue giants that burn their nuclear fuel quickly and generally go supernova. Second, what makes you think the material that formed the solar system came from only one supernova? I was always under the impression that it came from multiple supernova events. Do we know which is the case?

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    5. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by mikael · · Score: 1

      Yes, blue giants - that was the term mentioned in many articles about the history of the solar system. That's an interesting thought - would a supernova leave behind enough material for another star large enough to form and then go supernova again. Did one supergiant form the local area of stars that surround our sun. Whatever fragments remained of the heavy element core that formed the first time, would act as a nucleus for new stars the next time round. As these stars went supernova, their remains would gradually spread over a wider volume of space, and get smaller until only red giants could form.

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    6. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by bunratty · · Score: 1

      How can it be compensated for, if we don't know what Kepler isn't observing?

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    7. Re:Kepler may define "typical" solar system by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I don't mean a sequential chain of stars. I mean material from different stars coming together. When the Milky Way first formed, large stars would have quickly formed and gone supernova. That gas had billions of years to circle the Milky Way many times. In fact the Milky Way was formed from many different galaxies, so the supernovae could have been from different galaxies. The gas from all the supernovae would just mix together. Are the interstellar gas clouds we observe all each from just one star? Or are they a mix of many supernova remnants plus the original gas the Milky Way formed from all mixed up over billions of years?

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  14. When the models produce bizarre results... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems like every press release about the Kepler mission is about how bizarre and unlikely the systems it discovers are. Since it never directly observes these systems, and since it infers the existence of these planets from various models and indirect observations, I'm starting to wonder if these models accurately reflect the realty of these systems.

    It's getting to the point where the likelihood that our models are wrong is almost as believable as the likelihood that these systems exist as described. Perhaps there are some other factors in play here that could explain the observations in a simpler manner. (disclaimer: I am not a scientist)

    1. Re:When the models produce bizarre results... by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The solar systems are bizarre only from a subjective viewpoint of considering our solar system normal. It could be that a solar system with near circular orbits and with small, rocky planets near the star and gas giants further away is actually unlikely and bizarre.

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    2. Re:When the models produce bizarre results... by mbone · · Score: 1

      Probably not. These are not models of complicated things (like solar system formation). These are models to explain periodicities seen in light curves due to transiting planets., so it's just a matter of figuring out periods and amplitudes. A complicated case might be mis-interpreted, but there is no way that a simple case (i.e., one planet) will appear complicated (i.e., lots).

  15. Speeds by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    10 days around our Sun:
    2.43 million miles per hour

    365 days around hour Sun:
    66.6 thousand miles per hour

    Purdy quick either way I'd say.

    1. Re:Speeds by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that depend on the radius from the star? Closer to the star the faster your tangential velocity needs to be to maintain orbit.

    2. Re:Speeds by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If you assume a circular orbit, and the mass of the planet is negligible compared to the star, then there is only one radius (and tangential velocity) that'll satisfy those conditions given an orbital period.

  16. I know what they did wrong by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    NASA, you guys have it pointed backwards.

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  17. Yo Dawg... by NitroWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... one with planets that all orbit their planets in less than 10 days

    Yo Dawg... I heard you like planets. So we put a planet in your planets so you can orbit while you are resonating!

  18. may the next person by spidercoz · · Score: 0, Troll
    who makes a "that's no moon" reference die of syphilis

    have a nice day

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    1. Re:may the next person by partyguerrilla · · Score: 1

      But that's no moon, that's an unusual solar system.

    2. Re:may the next person by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      That's no syphilis ...

  19. The coming dark by BearRanger · · Score: 2

    For some reason I was reminded of Asimov's "Nightfall". It's sounding just a little less far-fetched now.

    1. Re:The coming dark by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You thought Nightfall was far-fetched? Really?? I think it's one of my all-time-favourite Sci-Fi stories exactly because it's completely plausible.

      Most science fiction these days is full of implausible assumptions and "physics" which may as well be complete magic. Even good science fiction usually has at least one far-fetched premise in order to set up an interesting storyline. But Nightfall didn't really do any of that. We know that there are solar systems with multiple suns, and we know they can stay stable for a long time, so the only thing he needed to assume was that a planet exists in such a system where at least one sun is always visible, and that intelligent life arose on that planet. What's far-fetched about that?

    2. Re:The coming dark by BearRanger · · Score: 1

      It's one of my all time favorites too. By less far-fetched I simply mean that observing complex orbital systems makes it more "real" to me than just theoretically positing one.

    3. Re:The coming dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asimov meticulously researched the mathematics of the world in "Nightfall" to make sure it was possible.

    4. Re:The coming dark by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      The part where stars in the sky make you crazy and cause you to destroy your civilization? If I'm remembering the quote properly, there was a line where a character said "we tried to simulate it in a dark room with lots of holes in the roof, but they were just dots. The stars aren't anything like that."

      It's been a few decades, so I might be misremembering. I do recall liking the story.

    5. Re:The coming dark by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      The part where stars in the sky make you crazy and cause you to destroy your civilization? If I'm remembering the quote properly, there was a line where a character said "we tried to simulate it in a dark room with lots of holes in the roof, but they were just dots. The stars aren't anything like that."

      Yeah, I can see why that might seem less-than-plausible, but really ... anyone who was raised in a major city and then went out into the middle of nowhere and saw the night sky should be able to understand what he's talking about. I never get tired of it but, the first time I saw it, it was more than a little humbling. The darkness scared them, sure, but it was the realization of the vastness of space - and the insignificance of what they thought to be their entire universe - that lead to madness. Douglas Adams touches on a similar theme in one of his books, although it's just something he mentions in passing.

      Imagine raising a child in a small room, where all he ever know is the 4 walls and ceiling that surround him, and then, on his 20th birthday, opening the door and shoving him outside. I can very easily see it leading to madness. I don't think he's making much of a stretch there.

  20. They're all strange by mbone · · Score: 1

    I think that we will find that all solar systems are strange, including our own. It appears that planetary formation is a fairly chaotic process.

  21. Bizarre solar systems? Good! by caladine · · Score: 1

    The way I figure it, the more bizarre the better. We learn a lot more from the systems that challenge our conventional definitions than ones that tend to fit what we already think we know.

  22. No pictures? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    What good is the article without pictures? (Well, an artist's conception doesn't really count.)

    1. Re:No pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either trying for a funny, or have no idea at all how the Kepler spacecraft detects planets, do you?

      The only pictures you would see are a bunch of stars and then the exact same bunch of stars, but the brightness of one of them might be a tiny bit different as a planet crosses the face of its star.

    2. Re:No pictures? by Kiffer · · Score: 1

      I assumed the OP meant a nice informative diagram rather than an actual image of the planets... the pretty artists rendition of a star and a planet doesn't do the complexity of the orbit any justice.

    3. Re:No pictures? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't... or I'd forgotten, at least.

      Some diagrams would have been nice, though (as Kiffer suggested). And how in the world does that even work well enough? Wouldn't you have to be on edge with a planet's orbit to see it crossing its star?

  23. Worst summary ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there an award for this? Because someone's a strong contender...

  24. Kepler didn't find the first multi-planet systems by Maritz · · Score: 1

    TFA states "The Kepler Space Telescope observes stars to see if they show a planetary body transiting in front of them. Thus far it has discovered more than 1,200 planets and candidates. It has found the first evidence of a rocky body, and seen the first multi-planet systems."

    Even the first ever detected planets were in a multi planet system (albeit around a pulsar, certainly not somewhere you'd necessarily expect to find intact planets) PSR B1257 and Gliese 581 was found to have six planets before Kepler was even launched.

    Still a great telescope and a great project. Hopefully its results will get the out of mothballs.

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  25. Orbits in a single day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and one with worlds so tightly packed that one orbits its star in a single day.

    Doesn't Mercury do that? I know it's something like 88 "Earth-days", but pretty sure it is only one Mercury-day.

    1. Re:Orbits in a single day! by chill · · Score: 1

      No.

      Although Mercury is not tidally locked to the Sun, its rotational period is tidally coupled to its orbital period. Mercury rotates one and a half times during each orbit. Because of this 3:2 resonance, a day on Mercury (sun rise to sun rise) is 176 Earth days long.

      http://www.solarviews.com/eng/mercury.htm

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    2. Re:Orbits in a single day! by mbone · · Score: 1

      The Italian astronomer Schiaparelli concluded, based on observations in 1882/83, that Mercury was tidally locked (albeit with a large libration), and thus had an 88 day rotation period. This was in all of the textbooks, and many science fiction stories, for about 80 years. In 1965 radar observations of the planet showed that this conclusion was wrong. The leading versus trailing edge Doppler shift in the radar data showed immediately that the rotation period was 59 days, although Gordon Pettengill told me once that they didn't believe it at first, assuming the old optical period had to be correct and there had to be some sort of error with the radar data.

      In the case of Mercury, the period of rotation of the planet, and its synodic period with Earth, means that every other observing opportunity shows the same side of Mercury to the Earth. Ground based Mercury observations are notoriously hard, and Schiaparelli must have seen the same features (his famous "figure 5") on multiple observations, and concluded that the planet was tidally locked, ignoring any discordant observations from the "in between" observations. I can't find a link, but Sky and Telescope for March has an article on Schiaparelli which goes into this in detail.

  26. Re:Doesn't this plethora of interesting configurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a feeling advanced economics = no economics. At some point we will have to evolve beyond our petty selfishness and just start cooperating.

  27. IBTimes AGAIN? by macraig · · Score: 0

    Where are all these IBTimes submissions coming from now? I can't recall any IBTimes references at all before a few months ago, now all of a sudden can't seem to go a day without seeing one. This seems like a deliberate planned campaign.

    1. Re:IBTimes AGAIN? by erichill · · Score: 0

      Slashdotting + Ad click revenue => $$$

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    2. Re:IBTimes AGAIN? by macraig · · Score: 2

      If you look at the profile of the original submitter, he's fairly new to Slashdot and has submitted many dozens of articles, but the ONLY SOURCE he has ever referenced has been IBTimes. I believe there's one or two more like him. IOW, they're being paid by IBTimes to do this.

    3. Re:IBTimes AGAIN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, who cares who found what planets. Lets ban IBTimes from submitting articles to slashdot.

    4. Re:IBTimes AGAIN? by macraig · · Score: 1

      Wow... I'll bet you can bend forks with that mind just as easily, huh?

  28. NOT Solar systems! by Ecuador · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can call them planetary systems or even star/stellar systems if you refer to their stars, but they are definitely not "solar" systems since they are... well... extrasolar!

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  29. /. gone wrong? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2

    Forget the horrible summary.

    I set the comment slider to 2.5 (what the heck does that mean, anyway?). At this threshold, I'm supposed to see four comments. Instead, there's only one.

    Can someone please fix this?

    Yes, I know I'm off topic, but where is this on topic? I'm finding /. less readable with the new style, which breaks the usability of the site. Therefore, I just go to /. less frequently. :-(

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    1. Re:/. gone wrong? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      I set the comment slider to 2.5 (what the heck does that mean, anyway?).

      2.5 means 3. There are 8 "notches", but 7 labels, so the slider falls out of alignment with the scale.

      (The highest (left-most) setting abbreviates even +5 comments. So the scale needs an extra label, ">5".)

      I'm more annoyed at the links on the main-page randomly linking back to the main-page rather than the article. Something to do with the auto-update script(s), but not consistent/repeatable enough for a bug-report.

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    2. Re:/. gone wrong? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I'm more annoyed at the links on the main-page randomly linking back to the main-page rather than the article. Something to do with the auto-update script(s), but not consistent/repeatable enough for a bug-report.

      Those are the one-line stories... clicking them once expands them, and then the "Read the ___ comments" link always works correctly.

    3. Re:/. gone wrong? by everithe · · Score: 1

      I had a similar problem recently, I think. There's a "Retrieve _____ comments" option under the Discussions tab in your Options. I found that mine was set to "Few" instead of "Many". Could it be that?

    4. Re:/. gone wrong? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      I'm more annoyed at the links on the main-page randomly linking back to the main-page rather than the article. Something to do with the auto-update script(s), but not consistent/repeatable enough for a bug-report.

      Those are the one-line stories...

      No it's not. And no they don't. (Errr, that is, one line stories have a proper link as often as they don't. And expanded stories with bunged links are the ones that annoy me. I tend to scroll down the main-page, right-click/new-tabbing anything that grabs my attention. Then reading each comment-thread one tab at a time. So by the time I realise three or four have just bounced back to the main page, I've forgotten which story they were supposed to be.
      (And being stupid, I always forget to check.))

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      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    5. Re:/. gone wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The horrible, mangled, increasingly crappy interface on this site is driving readers away. Seriously, this is supposed to be a geek site? It's like an English teach or a writer or a linguistics scholar opening up a copy of the OED and finding the text "Dis am duh Ocksfurd inglish dikshyunerry it are very sirius and kommpreehensiv guide 2 all uv da wurdz in tha inglish langwij"

    6. Re:/. gone wrong? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      It's only the one-line stories that were added by the auto update. When you hit F5, all of the stories have proper links. As a general rule I expand the one-line stories and middle-click the Comments link to make sure the right page loads.

    7. Re:/. gone wrong? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Right now, on the slashdot homepage, the top story is "Malware Declines, Trojans Dominate", and the story's title bar links to "http://news.slashdot.org/story/11/03/03/1329214/Malware-Declines-Trojans-Dominate". So far so happy. But the next 11 stories all link to "http://slashdot.org/". (Only one of them is a one-liner, "Calculate DrunkenNES With an 8-bit Breathalyzer".)

      (Then there are two stories "High-Bandwidth Users Are Just Early Adopters" and "Gosper's Algorithm Meets Wall Street Formulas" with full links, then the remaining stories revert back to "http://slashdot.org/".)

      If I refresh the page manually, generally the links will restore to their intended state. But then as new stories are added at the top, the problem re-occurs. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the auto-update feature, it's a good idea, it just doesn't work properly. And, as I said, I always forget to check before I open a bunch in new tabs.

      Does that explain it better? Like I said, it would be hard to describe it in a bug report.

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      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    8. Re:/. gone wrong? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      You're right - I suppose I haven't noticed because I usually click the Comments link on stories that aren't one-lined.

  30. Earth is 22 "galactic years" old by peter303 · · Score: 1

    That is that many revolutions of the galaxy since condensation. So any parental object or cloud may be long lost. Maybe not: astronomers are a clever bunch.

  31. optimistic by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The Kepler statistics so far have constrained a "minimal radius" of orbit. There is a big decline below that. I presume the planets are either eroded by the super-hot corona, or tidally broken in too close an orbit.

  32. this is all patently untrue by gosand · · Score: 2

    I just checked my Bible, and there's nothing in there about any of this.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:this is all patently untrue by discord5 · · Score: 2

      I think the first page of your bible is missing. The one that says:

      This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental

    2. Re:this is all patently untrue by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

      Of course there's not. Kepler wasn't launched until almost 2000 years after the last book of the Bible was wrapped up.

      If you want more on Kepler ST, but want it blended with bible-believing religious types, you already missed one event but you can probably still join the conversation now from the comfort of your armchair...

  33. Give the ed a break by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 2

    The post consists of one sentence with 53 words! You can't expect him to look at all of those words before posting!

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    Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
  34. Incredible by Metabolife · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised this isn't getting more coverage. This is one of the biggest advancements in astronomy we've seen in years.

    1. Re:Incredible by Confusador · · Score: 1

      Oh, agreed, but Kepler is pumping these things out so fast that even I can't keep up. It's getting hard to decide what the "important" announcements are, especially outside of very targeted news sources.

  35. Are we really sure these are actual planets? by a_hanso · · Score: 1

    Given the indirectness of the method, I'm worried that these discoveries might someday go the way of the Martian Canals.

  36. Planets all the way down by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "one with planets that all orbit their planets"

    My, that IS excitingly confusing news.

  37. Re:Doesn't this plethora of interesting configurat by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

    The idea of evolving past economics sounds like a nice idea, but I doubt it'll ever happen. Economics is, at its heart, all about the exchange of resources: You have something I want, I have something you want, so we make a trade, and right there's economics. So, unless someone comes up with some kind of infinite resource that can provide all needs to everyone, there will always be a need for exchange of some sort.

  38. Re:IBTimes AGAIN? - well... by BadgersAbout · · Score: 1

    If the submitter is in the employ of IBTimes he should probably get a better grasp of the English language before posting any more stories for them.