Glory Satellite Lost To Taurus XL Failure
FullBandwidth writes "The protective nose cone of an Orbital Sciences Corporation Taurus XL rocket carrying NASA's Glory environmental research satellite apparently failed to separate after launch Friday, preventing the spacecraft from achieving orbit in a $424 million failure. It was the second nose cone failure in a row for a Taurus XL rocket following the 2009 loss of another environmental satellite."
Orbital Sciences laid off my dad when I was a little kid, so fuck 'em.
...vanished into the Glory Hole. CowboyNeal is under investigation.
Damn.
Skip eating lunch today, and "make up" for the loss.
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Enough with malfunctioning rockets.
How many payloads have gone to waste because of rocket failures, and at what cost? Enough to explore the idea of a sort of launch loop?
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I bet Big Oil is behind this.
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Just make the fairing lighter and stick a bit more fuel in the rocket, problem getting to orbit solved! As for getting the satellite out, perhaps they could stick a baby chick in who can peck their way through the shell?
(Absolutely no idea why NASA didn't hire me, what with all my lack of qualifications and everything. I have loads of useful ideas ;)
Made in china that is
second nosecone failure in a row... man. im no rocket scientist, but im pretty sure thats like, what, a few explosive bolts, something that detects main engine cutoff, with a timer backup? its not like its the fucking guidance system.
That hole will swallow anything.
The launch failures of these satellites do confirm one important piece of data for us: We now have two massive rockets worth of greenhouse gasses swirling around in the atmosphere than we did not before. This is an important data point, I think.
T-Minus 10 Seconds until OSC bankruptcy
they're 'sleeping' through 'lost in space' right now?
there was not a lot of commiseration about this, as some of the bips are EXTREMELY sensitive at this time, & want to get it 'right'. they really want to help us/themselves, & they're willing to sit/tumble/giggle in large groups with us to prove that. so spelling & grammar challenges, although important, should not be used as a reason to fail to communicate, &/or 'grownups' made the errors. most tiny babys can't even read yet anyway, but they know/feel stuff, & they're paying close attention to what we're doing, & not doing.
our (?corrected?) intentions for US/you;
1. DEWEAPONIZATION (not a real word, but they like it) almost nothing else good happens until some progress here, 'they' say.
2. ALL BABYS CREATED/TO BE TREATED, EQUALLY. (a rough interpretation (probably cost us. seems like a no-brainer but they expressed that we fail on that one too(:)->) 'we do not need any 300$ 'strollers', or even to ride in your smelly cars/planes etc..., until such time as ALL of the creators' innocents have at least food, shelter, & some loving folks nearby.' again, this is a deal breaker, so pay attention.
3. THOU SHALT NOT VACCINATE IRRESPONSIBLY. this appears to be a stop-gap intention.
the genuine feelings expressed included; in addition to the lack of acknowledgment of the advances/evolution of our tiny bodies/dna (including consciousness & intellect), almost nobody knows anymore what's in those things (vaccines) (or they'd tell us), & there's rumor much of it is less than good (possibly fatal) for ANY of us. if it were good for us we'd be gravitating towards it, instead of it being shoved in our little veins, wrecking them, & adversely affecting our improving immune systems/dna/development? at rite-aid, they give the mommies 100$ if they let them stick their babys with whoknowswhat? i can see why they're (the little ones) extremely suspicious? many, oddly? have fading inclinations to want to be reporters of nefarious life threatening processes, ie. 'conspiracies', as they sincerely believe that's 'stuff that REALLY matters', but they KNOW that things are going to be out in the open soon, so they intend to put their ever increasing consciousness, intellect, acute/astute senses & information gathering abilities, to the care & feeding of their fellow humans. no secrets to cover up with that goal.
4. AN END TO MANUFACTURED 'WEATHER'.
sortie like a no-(aerosol tankers)-fly zone being imposed over the whole planet. the thinking is, the planet will continue to repair itself, even if we stop pretending that it's ok/northing's happening. after the weather manipulation is stopped (& it will be) it could get extremely warm/cold/blustery some days. many of us will be moving inland..., but we'll (most of us anyway) be ok, so long as we keep our heads up. conversely, the manufactured 'weather' puts us in a state of 'theater' that allows US to think that we needn't modify our megaslothian heritage of excessiveness/disregard for ourselves, others, what's left of our environment etc...? all research indicates that spraying chemicals in the sky is 100% detrimental to our/planet's well being (or they'd talk to US about it?). as for weather 'extremes', we certainly appear to be in a bleeding rash of same, as well as that all that bogus seismic activity. throws our advanced tiny baby magnets & chromosomes into crisis/escape mode, so that's working? we're a group whose senses are more available to us (like monkeys?) partly because we're not yet totally distracted by the foibles of man'kind'. the other 'part' is truly amazing. we saw nuclear war being touted on PBS as an environmental repair (?depopulation? (makes the babys' 'accountants' see dark red)) tool? yikes. so what gives? thanks for your patience & understanding while we learn to express our intentions. everybody has some. let us know. come to some of our million baby play-dates. no big hurry? catch your breath. we'll wait a bit more. thanks.
do the math. check out YOUR dna/intention potential. thanks again.
I wonder if the COTS contract will have any changes because of this? The Taurus is the same rocket NASA has paid to send cargo to the space station. The good thing about that I guess is it wont need a fairing.....
This is a huge loss. The satellite contained two instruments.
The first measured solar irradiation. If you expect to understand global warming, then you have to know exactly what came in. Glory had approximately triple the accuracy and triple the precision of prior instruments. There are about 30 years of data here which was to be extended. The problem is that the changes being measured are small, and that the instruments are without calibration for years on end. So the issues being measured are the difference of very small numbers. Without glory, we will continue not to have data as credible as we need.
The other instrument measured aerosols - small particles which remain in the air because they are too light to fall. Water vapor condenses on them, and plays a big role in heat retention. But there are many non-constant natural sources of such particles, as well as artificial ones. Glory measured two things: size (it could tell the difference between a 1 micron and 1.2 micron particle), and reflectivity. The latter used optical mechanisms with more than 200 components. The two measurements meant that it would be possible to distinguish better what the aerosols are, and what proportion are man-made.
Now, alas, we are back to argument without essential data we need to decide on the basis of science rather than ideology.
Is this spy-speak for russian attack sattelite?
No offense, I'm seriously curious.
What is the middle ground between rockets and sci-fi megatech?
1. Rockets ...?
2.
3. Launch-loops / space elevators / etc.
Maybe Orbital Sciences Corporation is a global warming/cooling unbeliever and rigged these rockets to fail, since they were both launching devices that would observe climate data.
They suck.
This disappoints me greatly. Why didn't they just reconfigure the deflector dish when they realized there was a problem and reduce the mass of the rocket with a tachyon pulse?
Seriously, though, we need a better system. Modern rocketry is almost 100 years old and we haven't come up with anything better?
Everyone seems surprised about this, but getting stuff out of the gravity well is complicated and doesn't always work. I've heard stories about satellite companies with early histories that read like a Monty Python skit "Well yeah, the first rocket burned down on the launch pad. The second rocket burned down on the launch pad. The third rocket fell over, burned down and sank into the swamp." You don't launch a satellite without insurance against that sort of thing. At least then you're not out all of the several hundred million it costs to build something and shooting it into space if something goes wrong in the short time it takes to actually do that.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Tell me I'm not the only one who snickered at the satellite's name. My first thought was that it was meant to look for black holes.
Quite interesting, no one's making "jokes" about how this happened because the rocket was american.
Had it been Russian, however, I'm betting we'd see a dozen trolls already, judging by the comments relating to the failed launch of GLONASS satellites in december.
Anybody care to venture a guess as to how much this mission would have cost if outsourced to India's Antrix/ISRO or Russia? I realise that they also had a failure a few months ago. But their success rate has generally been pretty good when it comes to launches. Are there other space agencies which are offering cheaper alternatives? China? Japan? How about American privateers (sic)?
Shoulda gotten a Saturn!
No more launches on Taurus XL until they PROVE that the fairing works on a test lauch they fund themselves!
All down to how NASA operates. They can spend all their funding on one big mission with a 1/20 chance of failure and be screwed if it breaks down, or the same money on half a dozen much less reliable missions and play the odds.
Glory Satellite Lost... Now, it's just a Glory Hole.
Get it together!
Maybe these satellites are just not environmentally sound.... heh
A devastating failure. You've got to feel for them.
What's the failure rate, and cost per launch, for public vs. private launches?
Wild guess: private has lower failure rate and costs.
Rocket science is still a challenging science. Where is Werner von Braun when we need him?
So, just to clarify:
NASA's rocket drops its load, into a giant glory-hole.
Oh come on, we can make the conspiracy bigger than that. China is the world's largest greenhouse gas emitter and the Republican Party wants to kill NASA's Earth monitoring program. Their motto: "What we don't know, can't hurt them."
-Bob-
Get used to this sort of thing happening more regularly.
"a $424 million failure."
NASA is taking on people who are incompetent, just because they are third world people. Anything to continue the destruction of white countries.
Still, who needs to worry about minor things like your children's lives being ruined, as long as you don't have to actually discuss what's happening in the real world.
So this was a Ford rocket?
When a Glory satellite crashes, does it make a Glory hole?
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So this Glory satellite left a big Hole in our budget?
if the US House of Representatives sabotaged it, given it's mission - and theirs.
Is it my imagination, or do launch failure rates for "environmental" satellites seem higher than others? Someone still trying to cover up global warming?
check pslv success. same payload
Also lost in this launch were three Amateur Radio Satellites.
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This will be the first of many failures due to the privatization of the space sector.
Instead of sending up hundreds of millions worth of equipment that will just crash every time why not send up a dummy payload to test the delivery vehicle. This way you could rig it up with more sensors to see exactly what really happens thus you can test to see if your theories are actually true.
Also you could pack into the dummy payload a way to either make it not become space trash or pack in an anti space trash device such as the solar sail one while maintaining the shape, weight and other psychical characteristics of the payload that was supposed to be there.
PS I have lost many comments to this system (actually almost all of them... not that there is a lot) because of the various anti bot systems.
Well, duh, it WAS a Taurus...
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There will be a painful transition in the space industry from being public to going private. They have to endure the same thing the US and the Soviet Union had to face during the early stages of the Space Race. A lot of people and animals died from both sides during the Space Race because politics mandated that a lot of things needed to be done before the other team got there. These companies face a similar pressure in terms of money and competition among enterprises. In the long run it might be a good thing but I believe if the US wants to develop the private sector, sharing some of the old rocket designs with startups could make things easier for everybody and still conform with the objectives.
The Glory Satellite is gone... leaving a great, big Glory Hole in the sky.
...Always awkward: http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/failure_to_launch.jpg
The only way NASA can continue to support Global Warming as a man-made phenomenon is to make sure the Earth-observing satellites don't get into orbit. Politically, NASA has to go along with an idea which they know will be debunked by measuring the temperature of the Earth from space, and it's better to have the satellites fail to go into orbit than to have to falsify the data until we have a President and Senate controlled by another (not sayin' which one) political party.
False teachings crept into the early Christian church when the preachers began letting new converts keep their old religious symbols and holidays. Jesus was actually nailed to a "stauros" that could have been a tree or straight pole. The crosspiece came from the pagan's "Mystic Tau" they just lowered the T top bar to make a Cross, and the monies kept on a-flowing into church Sunday donations plates. That is how we came to have our world today filled with "False Religions" that have deviated so far away from what the Bible really teaches. Filled with sexual deviants, imagine that! The Taurus rocket reminded me of the Mystic Tau... add to that affront to the Lord Jesus in heaven that the people named the satellite "Glory", and God says only He is worthy of being called that (my take anyway). The imbeciles named their big phallic symbol => Glory, rather looks like a mistake. I imagine what they'll do is spend another $424,000,000.00 and name it the exact same thing. Except the price will probably slam up against $500,000,000.00 since everybody deserves a Raise.
Industrial Age 2 + How-to Stop Malignant Cancers.
OSC has had 3 failures with this rocket. All 3 were climate satellites. NONE of the others failed. But to make matters interesting, OSC builds LITTLE of their launch vehicles. They just assemble them. They really do so little. Yet, the ONE item that they build is the fairing. And yet, on all 3 launches, it was the fairing that failed.
To make matters a bit more interesting, they won the launch for OCO2, which is the follow on of one of the sats that they lost. They just won in jun 2010. At this point, NASA needs to consider one of 2 actions:
1) fire OSC as well as the NASA idiot that awarded them the contract for OCO2. And then allow other American LVs to bid on it.
2) build a 3rd OCO along with #2. If they do this, it will cost them only about 10-20 million. Sounds like a lot, but it is not. With this approach, when OSC fails (and they will if this is not built), then we can launch with SpaceX or ULA within 6 months or less.
Finally, OSC should not even be considered for human launch awards.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
ALL 3 loses of the taurus WERE climate sats. The amazing thing is that NASA awarded them the contract for sending up OCO2. That needs to be looked at.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
OSC builds little of this rocket. The one thing that they build is the fairing. ALL 3 of their failures were climate sats. ALL 3 were the fairings. Sadly, OSC is suppose to launch the replacement for OCO (OCO2). I would like to see us build a third one along with the second. It will be cheap insurance. Either that, or fire OSC from doing climate sats (along with firing whoever selected OSC for the latest climate sats).
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
NASA, and now picking up the ball DOD, decided to try and eliminate the human cost. The result, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37, just had a successful launch. Originally, it was to be launched from the shuttle (a shuttle within a shuttle), but the Columbia disaster changed that.
Other ideas still proceed, but slowly...
NASA's Glory Mission Meets Inglorious End NASA's Glory mission, a rocket carrying an Earth-observation satellite, is in the Pacific Ocean after a failed launch attempt, officials said Friday. http://www.newslook.com/videos/295155-nasa-s-glory-mission-meets-inglorious-end?autoplay=true