Japanese Build Pocket Robot-Cellphone Hybrid
An anonymous reader writes "Japanese researchers unveiled yesterday a pocket-size telepresence robot called Elfoid. The device, which looks like a little ghost, transmits voice and motion over a 3G network to convey a person's 'presence' to a remote location. It's a creation of Hiroshi Ishiguro, a professor at Osaka University who is known for his lifelike teleoperated androids. The Elfoid has a limited range of motion, but its creators are planning to equip it with mini-actuators so it can imitate the movements of the person on the other end of the line. With vaguely formed features, the device is designed to be a surrogate of people of any age or gender."
It's too creepy. Destroy this abomination.
might be my next cellphone? no thanks, I may enjoy the song "voodoo people" by prodigy, but that doesn't mean i want a voodoo doll for a cellphone
Kill it, with fire.
I don't know why, but for some reason, this just makes me think of the robotic greeting card sitting on Bender's shoulder:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Futurama_219_-_Mother's_Day.jpg
What is wrong with these people?
Aaagh! Who wants to be talking to your dad with his voice coming out of that!
argh argh! argh!. +1 insightful.
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This is from Japan, the same people that created the Chobits anime and manga series. I truly wonder if they are related. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Chobits
...just another android phone?
"Your plastic pal who's fun to be with"
And if it's tele-operated, the applications of this tech for adult entertainment are obvious.
I am officially gone from
Soon there will be Elfoid porn coming out of Japan!
Reminds me of the baby in David Lynch's cinematic nightmare Eraserhead. Nightmare-ish stuff.
Why is Harold in the photo at the top of the article?
Today's top story is from the Uncanny Valley. Apparently they're letting unspeakable things tour our fair country.
Let me be the first to say, "OH GOD PLEASE GET IT AWAY FROM ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!1!"
Please tell me the blue glowing chest does not turn red when it is "downloading" ?
How does one dial a phone that looks like this?
For that matter how does one do ANYTHING on a phone that looks like this, aside from cowering under a desk?
It would make a lot more sense to just use render a character on a phone screen that uses camera input for this type of thing. Or even simply use video calls, which seem to be coming to light slowly these days.
Only you can take delusional schizophrenia and make it real.
This looks like crazy people talking to dolls.
Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
-kfg
Call me when they finish Sumomo.
Getting a human size doll (anatomically correct) that conveys the motions of the caller... now imagine that caller is your girlfriend and she has one too.
Billion dollar idea... doesn't even have to be your girlfriend but any lady on a premium line. No more late club nights.
Paint it brown, and it's Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.
Ed R.Zahurak
You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.
Oh it is.
I thought it said "Japanese Build Pocket Rocket-Cellphone Hybrid"
Now that's a phone with a good vibrate function.
here.
How long until I see this in some sort of ultra-disturbing pron from Japan?
... you wouldn't believe what this thing started doing in my pocket.
Call me. Again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this thing is going to speak to you through its ears and listen to you through its feet?
Hm.
No, that's not weird at all....
*** *** You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me... ***
It looks kind of interesting to me. I think there's a potential there; a terrific baby monitor maybe?
It certainly beats a facebook page like a drum, esp. for showing "horny" status.
A robot is autonomous; it does not simply follow someone else's movements.
E.g. Wikipedia:
A robot is a virtual or mechanical artificial agent. In practice, it is usually an electro-mechanical machine which is guided by computer or electronic programming, and is thus able to do tasks on its own. Another common characteristic is that by its appearance or movements, a robot often conveys a sense that it has intent or agency of its own.
I don't get it. The *entire* page is filled with people saying how creepy these things are, just like on the CHEETAH page. What's the deal? I'm not Japanese, I'm Texan, but I don't see the creepiness of it. What is it about robots that creeps people out here?
Humans are terrible replicators of Godly things.
What's that "looks like a little ghost" mean? Does it wear a white sheet with eye-holes? Or is it a horrific creature a la Hellraiser?
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In the related news, the DARPA develops a quadruped robot cellphone hybrid to be used as a surrogate for the feline animals in homes and zoos alike. The first tests indicate massive Elfoid casualties.
Someone tell these guys about the "Uncanny valley" theory.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley