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Tesla Sues BBC's Top Gear For Libel

thecarchik writes "About two years ago BBC's Top Gear aired a test drive of the then relatively new Tesla Roadster. In the particular episode, Tesla Roadsters are depicted as suffering several critical 'breakdowns' during track driving. Host Jeremy Clarkson concludes the episode by saying that in the real world the Roadster 'doesn't seem to work.' Tesla claims that the breakdowns were staged, making most of Top Gear's remarks about the Roadster untrue. Tesla also states that it can prove Top Gear's tests were falsified due to the recordings of its cars' onboard data-loggers. What's Tesla asking for in the lawsuit? Tesla simply wants Top Gear to stop rebroadcasting the particular episode and to correct the record."

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  1. FIRST LAWSUIT! by Chas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This may or may not be an uphill battle for them.

    Under track conditions (with one of those jackasses pushing the pedal to the floor), yeah, the mileage on the Tesla is probably going to be atrocious.

    As for the rest, not sure who exactly takes Top Gear seriously. It's a fun show, but I don't really look at it for good car facts. Nor should anyone else.

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    1. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mekkab · · Score: 2

      You mean that greyhound (top speed:45mph) didn't really beat a car?!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8ArZ3o8qE, for those who missed it.

      Don't tell that to my sweet rescued "needle nosed" hound, it'll hurt his pride!

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    2. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed it is a great fun show not to be taken too seriously. I missed a lot of the earlier episodes because the high-speed action scenes didn't seem to render well using OpenGL. Since upgrading to DirectX 11 I'm back to enjoying this great show, I've noticed the color reproduction of Direct X is much more accurate as well.

      Wait, what are we talking about?

    3. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      this is our MS troll again

    4. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yea, I downloaded DirectX once and not only did it give me terrible performance and poor rendering, but it loaded a backdoor on my computer which was used for cyber attacks. It also stole my credit card information. Once I loaded OpenGL everything was fixed and is now working like a charm!

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    5. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Kreigaffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      an extremely narrow track covered in very loose dirt, and you don't think a car would have significant trouble getting to any speed and keeping it?

      i think the dog winning that race is a lot more likely than you believe it to be -- i'm honestly a bit impressed he didn't lose it around one of those corners

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    6. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Top Gear was one of my favorite shows but this made me rethink that. I at first excused the poor mileage as being the difference between flat out and simply driving fast. Remember super cars will drain their tanks in under 20 minutes flat out. Hearing it was all scripting before the cars were even delivered brings into question every single car test they ever did. I Know Clarkson hates electric, I was a massive Clarkson fan until this report, but stacking the deck to get the results you want makes everything you do questionable. I agree the show is mostly entertainment but you expect the car tests to have some legitimacy. I always thought British reality series were "more" real than US ones but I have my doubts now. This was a low blow and for the first time today I found myself changing the channel when a Top Gear rerun came on BBC strictly because of this story. They should have admitted the scripting and revised the episode for reruns. Top Gear no longer has any credibility. It's a funny show but the car tests are completely meaningless and if I continue watching next season I'm likely to mute the car test portions. They screwed up bad!

    7. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by black3d · · Score: 1

      Jeremy Clarkson is awesome. So is Simon Cowell.

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    8. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the rest, not sure who exactly takes Top Gear seriously.

      Here you go:
      http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061840&op=Reply&threshold=0&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=35674258

    9. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by clang_jangle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Top Gear is the Fox News of the automotive "journalism" world. Strictly for laughs, and for right-tighties to get validation for their beliefs. Only a fool would expect any degree of impartiality from these clowns.

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    10. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

      Completely plausible for a short race on a dirt track. Certainly, the dog would have no chance on a paved track, but the car is at a huge disadvantage on the dirt.

    11. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by aiht · · Score: 1

      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.

      Appropriate sig is appropriate!

      Tesla really was a genius.

    12. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by aiht · · Score: 1

      I'm not American, I have no interest in cars and even I enjoy watching it. Purely because of the presenters.
      Sometimes they really are arseholes to each other, though...

    13. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I own a Miata, and while you could probably alter it to do ok in dirt (proper tires, weights in the trunk, a reinforced clutch), with a factory set up I totally believe the dog would win. I'm surprised they even made it around the track without damaging the drive train. My brother destroyed the clutch on a CRV trying to drive it on the beach, and he wasn't even trying to go fast.

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    14. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never underestimate the power of bullshit rumours to imitate fact in the world of watercooler talk.

      "I think it's cool and all but I'd never buy one, they aren't reliable like my sedan is... I gotta get to work every day."

      This is more important than ever with more reasonably priced (read: obtainable) Tesla vehicles in the pipe.

    15. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Informative

      The dog accelerates to top speed very quickly. Using the speed you give for the dog (45 MPH) and assuming 1 second to reach top speed, the dog could do a straight quarter mile in under 21 seconds.

      According to Mazda, an MX5 can do a straight quarter mile in just over 15 seconds.

      Now change it from a straight course to an oval. The dog is likely to get much better traction in the turns, so won't have to slow down as much as the car does. The dog slows down quicker when it needs to, and gets back up to speed quicker. Net result is the car is going to lose significantly to the dog in and around each turn.

      On the first straightaway the car may or may not be able to gain time on the dog. Since they start in the middle of the straightaway the car doesn't have a lot of time until the first turn. On the back straightaway it is room to gain time. Then coming out of the second turn it is another half-straightaway to the finish so may not be able to gain much.

      The net result is that the car is going to be slowed down more by the turns and the track conditions than the dog is. If the dog loses 40% due to turns and track conditions and the car loses 60% (both compared to what they can do in a straight quarter mile), the dog will win on the track.

    16. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by drainbramage · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thank you for your insight Dan Rather.

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    17. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what's the point of even doing car tests if they are scripted before they even receive the cars? The bulk of the shows are obviously played for laughs but the car tests were the one "straight" feature of the shows. Now we find they were scripted and totally faked so they are proven to be false and meaningless.

      FYI to any Yank readers, slander is actually taken more seriously in Europe and England than it is in America. They are actually in some trouble over this in the UK. They may not see the millions in cash awards but the UK takes false reporting seriously. Some one's head needs to roll and a formal apology needs to be made. Personally I'll never see the show the same it I used to love the bloody thing. Clarkson may hate electrics but faking results was the wrong bloody way to handle it!

    18. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by dakameleon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess TG crossed from Informative to Infotainment to Entertainment over the years, as the stunts and big "races" drew more and more audience response. Clarkson & Co. obviously had an opinion about the Tesla prior to receiving the car for testing, and they didn't let the actual car influence them into changing it.

      They used the Tesla to give an opinion, not a report - if you remember the episode, you'll recall the point they were trying to make was that Hydrogen was the better alternative fuel/power source for the future of cars, and demonstrated it with the Honda FCV. The main issue is that the "reviews" are presented as factual, whereas we see now an agenda is being pushed - and yeah, I agree, that makes me angry. Angry to think Clarkson & Co. are letting personal views influence ostensibly objective reviews. I don't agree with Clarkson's politics, but I expect at least that the car reviews aren't influenced by it. It's a slippery slope from scripting a review against a car to scripting a review for a small cash payment.

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    19. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a fun show, but I don't really look at it for good car facts.

      Exactly. That would be almost as stupid as looking for tech news on slashdot.

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    20. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Clarkson is a twat.

      He's an opinionated, loudmouthed, immature cock. This makes him and his cohorts highly entertaining. And that's what top gear is, entertainment.

      Clarkson also writes for the papers and whilst he, very occasionally, says some of the sort of "nobody else is daring to say it so I will" stuff, most of what he says is tripe, IMHO.

      I still watch and enjoy top gear, it's funny and has fast shiny things. But I wouldn't consider much of what they do to reflect reality very well, not least because it's pretty bloody unlikely I'll ever drive (let alone own) one of the shiny things they play with. And any time he goes off-message from light entertainment and petrol and starts giving opinions (especially if globabl warming is involved in said opinions) it breaks the mood and just annoys me.

      Right, there' s my two cents. I do also find it highly amusing that a british show about three muppets and some big engines is now one of the world's most popular tv shows!

    21. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2

      Top Gear is a slightly more intelligent version of an automotive-based Jackass program.

    22. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Which is sad, as fifteen years ago it was a serious motoring programme. Quentin Wilson, Tiff Needel and Vicky-whatshername presented dependable test reviews, second-hand buying tips and general motoring news.

      Then JC arrived, took over, pushed-out the serious faces and turned it into car soft-porn for 14-year-olds.

    23. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Redlazer · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

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    24. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      It's a show for adult boys; sportscars, bantering, destruction, adventure, roadtrips... I love it!
      Lets face it; do you really want to watch a serious review of the latest Suzuki middle-class sedan or do you want to see them racing around some insane Zonda sportscar?
      It does have very good production value though; camera work, postpro, editing. Other car shows try to mimick the visual style but all fail miserably.

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    25. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Which is sad, as fifteen years ago it was a serious motoring programme. Quentin Wilson, Tiff Needel and Vicky-whatshername presented dependable test reviews, second-hand buying tips and general motoring news.

      ... and people stayed away in droves. It was boring. It was cancelled because the viewing figures were abysmal.

      The current format is good entertainment and a hugely profitable global brand, with many countries shooting their own Top Gear episodes locally *and* showing UK Top Gear alongside that.

      Can't help but think they're doing *something* right.

    26. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Fifth Gear still exists, or ran for a while, with Tiff and Vicki and others.

      Nowhere near as much fun though.

    27. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by skine · · Score: 1

      According to Top Gear a Ferrari 599 gets 1.7 miles per gallon. Honestly, though, I think that if Tesla were able to refute the unreliable and short-lived cars they sent to England, then a simple letter to the editor would have sufficed. One of the great things about British TV is that they're willing to revisit ideas and (begrudgingly) admit that they were wrong. However, by resorting to litigation, it just seems like Tesla is admitting that the Roadster is shit (though, not from a technical standpoint).

    28. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Top Gear is a jerk program run by one of the biggest jerks on the planet BUT it is about time Tesla grew up and gave up on batteries for you electric car lovers out there take i look into the logistics of a few hundred thousand electric cars all needing charging so everyone plugs in about 8 Kwh for the night some households 2 or even 3 vehicles you think your national electrical grid could handle it best of luck and enjoy the balckouts and then look at the amount of extra energy needed to accomplish this Diesel is a far far better way to go ..

       

    29. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Vectormatic · · Score: 2

      If that is what you want, watch fifth gear, much more about cars, but also way more boring.

      As for Vicki, she lost all credibility the moment she started doing toyota adds, and please dont get me started on the aygo Vs alfa Romeo Giulia "comparison" commercial, it makes me want to drop her in a vat of acid just watching what she does with the alfa..

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    30. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 5, Informative
      They sent a letter to the editor 2 years ago when the episode was first shown drawing attention to the Top Gear lies.

      The BBC keep repeating the episode with the lies intact so Tesla are going for the only avenue left open to them.

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    31. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by makomk · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Tesla seem to be making the rather dubious claim that driving a fricking sports car "agressively" is somehow part of a conspiracy to artificially reduce the mileage attained. (Yes, "aggressively" is in fact a quote from their statement on the matter.) Have they ever actually watched Top Gear?

    32. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, it's more entertainment than information, but outright lies about a car on their test track will have a very real impact on the sales by that car's manufacturer. It sounds like a valid lawsuit to me.

    33. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Run the dog over. Problem solved. You win :)

    34. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mcvos · · Score: 1

      They are complete arseholes to everybody. Or at least Clarkson is. But they do make some really entertaining items occasionally. Their attempts to destroy a Toyota Hilux is still a classic. Their drive to the north pole was also pretty awesome.

    35. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mcvos · · Score: 2

      All car shows are boring. No exceptions. Top Gear is fun because it's not really a car show. It's entertainment featuring cars. Maybe it's a parody of a car show.

      Everybody knows that their reviews, track tests etc are heavily biased. But still, outright lies and fabrications is going too far.

    36. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      If their datalogging proves that the car never actually ran out of battery power, I think they do have a valid claim. Of course the car will have less range on a track, even Tesla will admit this obvious fact. But that does not mean Top Gear should be allowed to just make up some figure and present it as an actual test result.

    37. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Read TFA. Tesla tried contacting them, but the BBC (or Top Gear at least) refused. TFA also points out that the cars' computer proves that the test was staged. At no point did they break down or run out of power on that day.

    38. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mcvos · · Score: 1

      If they recharge at night, it's might not be such a big problem. Peak energy consumption is during office hours.

    39. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the episode they did where they raced a Horse against a Ford Mustang and the horse won because it was a tight oval.

    40. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by servies · · Score: 0

      This may or may not be an uphill battle for them.

      Under track conditions (with one of those jackasses pushing the pedal to the floor), yeah, the mileage on the Tesla is probably going to be atrocious.

      As for the rest, not sure who exactly takes Top Gear seriously. It's a fun show, but I don't really look at it for good car facts. Nor should anyone else.

      Believe me, as a car manufacturer, you should take the impact of Top Gear seriously, very seriously...
      Considering the mileage: The Roadster looks like a sportscar... that's not what I would call a car that invites to economic driving... to the contrary...
      Ah well... it's an US company, why look at your own problems if there's a possibility of suing someone else...

    41. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by makomk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Define "actually ran out of battery power". In the default mode, the Tesla Roadster stops running well before the battery is empty. Now, the exact level at which this happens doesn't seem to be documented anywhere official, but it appears to be about 10% full. You can disable this, but Tesla Motors advise against it because it reduces battery lifespan.

      The other catch is that the car apparently reduces performance to encourage you to recharge even before this. Now, again the level at which this happens isn't documented anywhere, but if the battery really was at 20% then it's entirely possible the Top Gear team were experiencing loss of power and battery warnings.

      The "20% battery left" statement by Tesla's PR department is very misleading.

    42. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Reminds me of the episode they did where they raced a Horse against a Ford Mustang and the horse won because it was a tight oval.

      Reminds me of a famous story where a man won a bet he could beat a horse in a 100 yard dash, by simply making it 50 yards each way.

    43. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfHyGD7_pM

      starts off very favourable and then claims it died after 55 miles rather than 200 (anyone with a tesla able to weigh in on how close to 200 it really gets?) and then that the breaks died on it while the engine of the other car overheated.

      if the claims are incorrect and the maintainable log contradicts them then it's really very serious.

    44. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I also note that they talk about charging it from a normal socket but generally you wouldn't do that: you'd charge an electric car from a high amp socket like what an electric cooker or shower might use which can draw far more electricity.
      And then of course making a big thing of the power having to come from a power plant...

      I get the impression they were reaching hard to make it look bad at the end.

    45. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch Motor Week for serious car reviews. I watch Top Gear to laugh my ass off.

    46. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't think logs can be faked?

    47. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by awrowe · · Score: 1

      Well hold on a minute.

      To get it out of the way, I agree that the vast majority of Top Gear shows are done in a tongue in cheek manner. A lot of the content within the reviews is done for laughs and to make it visually appealing.

      Also, while I find him funny, Clarkson can be a bit of a tit a lot of the time as well.

      Lets just keep in mind though, at no point in any of the stories associated with this article, is there any proof that anything was falsified, or that an agenda was being pursued. All we have is a recollection that the main story of the show was based around pushing hydrogen as a fuel rather than electrics.

      Instead of pushing opinion as fact, lets find out the facts and form opinion from it.

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    48. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      do you really want to watch a serious review of the latest Suzuki middle-class sedan

      Remember when they used to cover affordable cards? The Suzuki Swift was one of their favourites. The reviews might not have been that serious but I enjoyed them because I could actually aspire to own a Swift. I'll never have a Zonda so while entertaining a review of an exciting little car that is within my grasp is even more so.

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    49. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually I would say that Top Gear is NOTHING LIKE Fox News (which still tries to cast itself as serious, and more importantly have viewers who genuinely think its serious).

      Top gear prides itself for being brash, corney and the viewers over here in the UK fully understand that. Even my wife, who is about as serious about documentries and facts, love the show. She sees it as greatly humourous and entertaining. We think the three are huge cocks, and totall idiots.. But we love em for it! And both of us are immensly jealous, and would love to have their jobs!

      The only people that really complain about Top Gear, dont really watch, nor understand it.

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    50. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by ChromeBallz · · Score: 1

      That's why it tanked in the 90's. It got boring.

    51. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      The show where they made VW ads was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen :)

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    52. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by ThosLives · · Score: 2

      If everyone charges their cars at night, it's not going to be "off-peak" any more.

      Also, electrical vehicles only make sense for very short commutes - in my metro area (Detroit) a typical commute is 30 miles on the highway, and our highways actually allow traveling close to the posted speeds of 70mph. A typical vehicle is going to dissipate something like 10-15kW at 70mph; over half an hour, that's about 5-8 kW-hr, one-way. So the round trip would use 10-20kW-hr (rounded for simplicity) per day.

      To put that in perspective, that's roughly equivalent to the "standard" household baseload usage per day. Night-time charging is now going to have consumption pretty constant through the day; there will be no peak, and national electricity consumption would increase dramatically. Yes, the wires may be able to handle the load assuming everyone only charges at night, but how many people will charge during the day, thus making peak demands worse? If there is no "off-peak" time any more, how much will this increase electricity prices?

      I think it's naive to assume that electricity prices will remain constant if we switch to electric vehicles. Yes, we'll pay less for gasoline, but I suspect that we'll end up paying the same total amount anyway because electricity prices will rise (especially since we have recently had our choices for increasing electricity production limited).

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    53. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Blymie · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but no. Heh, no.

      Your brother destroyed his clutch for some other reason, but most certainly it had nothing to do with the beach. I've grown up on dirt roads, and beaches my entire life. 90% of my driving has been on dirt/sand, and a considerable amount on beaches.

      I'm not even sure why you think one would need special tires, weights in the trunk, and so on. I've driven all manner of car, from absolute crapbox to turbos in these environments. I've had bald tires, winter tires, performance tires, and all season tires on these cars. I watched that segment, and that dirt track was very hard packed and smooth, no potholes and/or rocks, frankly I prefer that over pavement!

    54. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      Just watched it again, and it would be perfectly fine of them to pretend that it ran out of fuel to talk about charging it.

      They also claim the motor overheated, which I didn't find hard to believe as I have an electric scooter which often does the same thing, but if they were just pretending when in fact the Tesla was fine even with crazy track driving, then they were being douches..

      Their other claim was that the "brakes broke" on one of the cars. I'm not entirely sure about braking systems on electric vehicles, I would have thought it was mostly done with the motor, but maybe there are more conventional brakes in case of power failure that somehow locked up or something?

      Overall the review seems very positive and wouldn't actually stop me buying one if I were someone who could afford it and wanted one.

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    55. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeremy Clarkson is awesome. So is Simon Cowell.

      Myra Hindley: similarly awesome. And dead, too - an improvement which couldn't fail to help make Clarkson and Cowell more attractive.

    56. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      I've never thought that the track tests were especially biased (sometimes they have mentioned waiting for more favourable weather if they have a car that really has a chance of being up at the very top of the leaderboard, which would usually have far too much torque to be able to race well in the rain). Reviews, of course, how could any review be unbiased? But as for putting the same pro race driver in each car each week and sending him round the same track*, it doesn't seem that biased to me..?

      * which admittedly has varying weather conditions, but they can't do much about that, and do note down if it's wet or especially hot for example.

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    57. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Instead of pushing opinion as fact, lets find out the facts and form opinion from it.

      The car data recorders show that at no time did the cars run out of fuel or suffer a breakdown. But the show claims they lost power and showed the car being pushed back for refueling. The fact is they lied. The failures were staged but portrayed as real.

      This is right up there with NBC Dateline staging a truck explosion when trying to show the dangers of side saddle gas tanks. Top Gear should be sued and be forced to place a disclaimer on all future shows stating something like "These tests are dramatizations for entertainment purposes only".

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    58. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      They do review little cars too, just usually the GTI/Type R/whatever versions. Of course, those are the only versions that I would buy, so that suits me fine.

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    59. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Well not checking your math, but the Tesla demonstrates 200mi+ on a single charge, so your 30mi should fit well within that.

      Besides, wouldn't it be great to drive to work, come out to drive home and find you now have a full 'tank' because it recharged by solar? THAT is what the gas companies are afraid of.

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    60. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Your shower needs a high amp circuit?? Are you electrocuting people in your shower?

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    61. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by antdude · · Score: 1

      Same for MythBusters for pseudo-science. FYI, new episodes resume next Wednesday/Wed. :)

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    62. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Clarkson doesn't just drive aggressively when testing cars on their track, he often thrashes them. The Tesla is a sports car, but it wasn't designed to be constantly power-slid around corners etc.

    63. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a sports car, not a track day car. Top Gear often push the cars they test harder than most owners would do on a track day.

    64. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by __aayejd672 · · Score: 1

      My shower needs 45 amp cable and fuse. Yes it is scary replacing the shower with such a large power cable next to a water pipe.

    65. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car data recorders show that at no time did the cars run out of fuel or suffer a breakdown.

      No, back up: Tesla claim that the car data recorders show that, just as Top Gear claim otherwise.

    66. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least you can go about your day now that you've bashed Fox News. Surprised you didn't call it Faux News, isn't that what the cool kids do?

    67. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a famous story where a man won a bet he could beat a horse in a 100 yard dash, by simply making it 50 yards each way.

      That must have been before drifting...

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    68. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I'll believe engineers over entertainer anyday

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    69. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The dog gets to 45mph in about a second while the car just digs holes in the sand for the first 5 seconds.

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    70. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Even when the engineers have an extreme conflict of interest as their bosses really want their expensive product to look good on a major TV show?

      Even if Top Gear did have problems with the cars, it's one data point and says nothing about their overall reliability, and any engineer should know that.

    71. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Thank $DEITY! Sons of Guns broke my brain when I caught some of the samurai machete episode. Fake "reality" shows with midgets towing cars is one thing. But that, the only thing that shares whatever that category should be called is Gold Diggers, which I *had* thought to be the worst of the new "reality" shows on Discovery.

      MythBusters, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, those I don't have a problem with, and usually enjoy vegging out to.

    72. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      But still, outright lies and fabrications is going too far.

      Yes, but the question is who is doing that, Telsa or Top Gear? - The only thing I can see here is a "he said - she said" story.

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    73. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      I'm not disputing the range here at all; I'm saying that for a 60-mile round-trip at cruise speeds of 70mph, a recharge would require around 20kW-hr. That energy needs to come from somewhere, and the increased electrical demand to provide that energy is going to drive energy prices higher.

      As evidenced by recent history, technological developments in electricity production have not kept up with demand, which is part of why electricity prices keep rising. (Part of the price increase is indeed due to commodity prices, but if technology could shift production to other means fast enough, the price would be stable or dropping due to substitution; technology is not "substituting" fast enough, so this results in upward price pressure.)

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    74. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      That is unless the computer failed to record the fail?

    75. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      There is separation between reviews and features, the features are often staged and has lots of jokes in them. The reviews are supposed to be serious, and every two or three shows they inform of corrections they have been asked to make because one of the reviews was flawed - usually Clarkson stating something didn't work, and the auto-manufacturer correctly objecting Clarkson was simply too stupid to operate. Since these corrections happens so frequently I find it hard to believe they would dismiss the objections from Tesla unless they were wrong.

    76. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      TFA also points out that the cars' computer proves that the test was staged.

      My computer proves you're gullible and jump to conclusions, and computers don't lie, right?.

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    77. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2

      Clarkson doesn't just drive aggressively when testing cars on their track, he often thrashes them. The Tesla is a sports car, but it wasn't designed to be constantly power-slid around corners etc.

      The hell it isn't. The Tesla is marketed and priced as an exotic sports car and should be held to that standard.

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    78. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      A fuel cell in the boot can power both your house and your car! Sure you can do that with Diesel but it's noisy and fills your garage with noxious fumes.

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    79. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by jusdisgi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Under track conditions (with one of those jackasses pushing the pedal to the floor), yeah, the mileage on the Tesla is probably going to be atrocious.

      That may be. But the fact remains that the car did not run out of power at any point during their testing. Yet they showed the driver saying "uh-oh" as the car apparently suddenly lost power, and then they showed people pushing it back to the hangar while explaining that it had died on them. The car they were pushing was perfectly drivable at that point, and they represented otherwise with no indication that they were faking it. Sounds like libel to me. Oh, and "you shouldn't take Top Gear seriously" is not an acceptable excuse...although I do very much hope that's the defense they use in court.

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    80. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's a show for adult boys; sportscars, bantering, destruction, adventure, roadtrips... I love it!

      Very popular with ladies too. I think it's so shamelessly and self-deprecatingly laddish that nobody takes that seriously and so nobody feels embarrassed about enjoying it.

      It does have very good production value though; camera work, postpro, editing. Other car shows try to mimick the visual style but all fail miserably.

      I think they're heavily underrated for the sheer quality of their visuals. The laddish entertainment is fun, but you do get the impression the cameramen/editors could walk into any TV station in the world and get offered a job.

    81. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      The Roadster has regenerative (motor) braking as well as perfectly normal friction brakes. You use the former by simply letting off the gas as you would in a manual-transmission gas car; you use the latter by pushing the brake pedal. I don't know much about their comment on the brakes "breaking" but it would be something exactly like any other car. In any case, that doesn't seem to be Tesla's beef with the segment...the problem is that Top Gear straight-up lied and said the thing died on the track when it absolutely didn't.

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    82. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Cederic · · Score: 0

      Can a Tesla get me the 110 miles to work on a Monday morning, when I'm accelerating hard through the country lanes for the first ten miles and driving at 'motorway' speeds for the rest of the journey, 8 months after purchase?

      Sure, they can drive 200 miles on a single charge when new. I don't want to drive that slowly.

      Besides, wouldn't it be great to drive to work, come out to drive home and find you now have a full 'tank' because it recharged by solar? THAT is what the gas companies are afraid of.

      So.. I can spend £80k on a car, £847m on enough of Manchester to cover in solar panels to actually charge it enough to use after a day at work, and drive home using electricity, or I can spend £15k on a car and another £10k on the diesel needed to commute for ten years. Sure, the gas companies are really fucking scared.

    83. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Top Gear is far from completely scientific or accurate, but most of the time they don't "stage" anything like the breakdowns. They stage challenges, but they ACTUALLY run the cars to see how they work.

      It seems quite likely that Clarkson, May, and Hamilton were quite in-the-right in what they analyzed and said - about the particular model and vehicle they had.

      Tesla needs to drop it, and realize that not everyone will like and trumpet the praises of your car just because you say they should.

      This is a step in the wrong direction for the litigious bullshit nature of the US as a whole. GG Tesla, you fucking noobs.

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    84. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Dishevel · · Score: 0

      Then JC arrived, took over, pushed-out the serious faces and turned it into car soft-porn for 14-year-olds.

      Thank God!

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    85. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Calling them righties is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Aside from a few commentary quips by the ancient and automotively-pedantic Clarkson (he'd appreciate the ribbing, I'm sure) they are actually quite spot-on about most of their car reviews. Tesla can get their panties in a bunch all they want, but I'd still rather watch Top Gear than drive one of their shitty 'sports cars'.

      Where else do you get to see Maserati vs Bugatti, McLaren vs Bugatti, Ferrari vs Lamborghini? Sure as shit not from some wannabe American electric car manufacturer.

      I think we should all blame it on their tame test driver...
      Some say, he's got another four arms under his racing suit.
      Some say, he's fathered at least 3 clones of Chuck Norris.
      All we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    86. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      They review BMWs, which are perfectly affordable by people with IT salaries.

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    87. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Actually, Top Gear does not claim otherwise. Shortly after the show aired Tesla made these complaints in a non-legal setting (although at the time they acted like they weren't that broken up about it and said Top Gear was welcome to drive it again any time) and the response from Top Gear was not a denial, but rather that it was just a "dramatization" of what "would have happened" if it had run out of charge. Of course they didn't give any indication whatsoever that it was a dramatization...

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    88. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      WIN! I will bow to you, Sensei. You actually understand the show!

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    89. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does Fox News pay you guys to astroturf or are you just typical moron USians?

    90. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by clang_jangle · · Score: 0

      Calling them righties is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

      Sorry, but idiots like you do not have that particular power of discernment.

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    91. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Just read another article on the subject and apparently I was mistaken about the brake "breakage" ...Tesla claims that never happened either.

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    92. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Oh come on - that was akin to racing the Bughati Vaeron against a Euro-fighter Typhoon ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ9X9A2efA ) - would anyone reasonably conclude they shouldn't buy a Vaeron because a Eurostar fighter is faster down a straight track? The RAF invited them because it was good PR for them. This was good PR for the dog race track in Ireland.

      Every episode of Top Gear they have a funny segment with a stupid race/challenge.

      The Tesla actually "stopped working" on their test track - not while doing any stupid exhibition race.

    93. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.

      I don't know about puppies but torturing elephants was one of is favorite past times. And you are right, Edison is way over rated. Turns out much of what Edison took credit for was actually the hard work of many others, including Tesla.

    94. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 2

      What a stupid argument. If the car is not suited to you then dont buy it! Is that hard to comprehend? It's like saying 'well the prius is no good cause I got five kids and two dogs. Where the heck are they going to fit??' You can take any individual and make similar arguments of why any number of cars don't suit their situation.

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    95. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Even when the engineers have an extreme conflict of interest as their bosses really want their expensive product to look good on a major TV show?

      Well I wouldn't call it a major tv show, but engineers sign a code of ethics when they become licensed. Management pressure is irrelevant compared to losing your license and being unable to work.

      Even if Top Gear did have problems with the cars, it's one data point and says nothing about their overall reliability, and any engineer should know that.

      You can say that about any libel case, but if what they did was falsified and they didn't portray it as a fake review, then they should be held accountable.

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    96. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by danomac · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it's rather well known they don't like electric cars or hybrids...

    97. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the actions of a well liked British TV star affects your opinion of Americans then you sir validate my declining opinion of Anonymous Cowards.

    98. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Kagato · · Score: 1

      Did you actually watch the Episode? Clarkson says it runs out of power, and then they show the lads pushing the car into hanger as if it's completely inoperable. If the car actually stopped running Tesla doesn't have a cash. On the other hand if the car was fine and the lads pushing the car into the hanger was staged then I would think they have a case.

    99. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    100. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by SBrach · · Score: 1

      The show has 350million viewers worldwide making it one of the, if not THE, most watched shows in the world.

      If they pretended it ran out of charge so they could visual demonstrate that if you run out of charge you need to get a tow rather than a 5 gallon gas can, that's acceptable. If they said the brakes broke and they didn't, that's unacceptable.

    101. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fox News is screwed up, just like ALL the network news shows are screwed up. People who honestly think that Fox News is significantly worse than, say, CNN, are just as ignorant and biased as people who think Fox News is significantly better.

      And, to a certain degree, see somebody bash Fox News at the drop of a hat is a clue that they're unthinking. They're a meme regurgitater, and are just as shallow as somebody piping off about Obama being a Muslim.

    102. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      The show has 350million viewers worldwide making it one of the, if not THE, most watched shows in the world.

      Oh please. It doesn't show up on any top list for any country. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-watched_television_broadcasts

      If they pretended it ran out of charge so they could visual demonstrate that if you run out of charge you need to get a tow rather than a 5 gallon gas can, that's acceptable.

      You mean like now NBC dramatized that the outboard gas tanks could catch fire on certain GM trucks in a side impact, then rigged the truck with rockets to fire on impact to dramatize the effect? You think pretending a result for drama is acceptable??

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    103. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Well in the land of Lawsuits that plaintiffs expect trillions in penalties.. Telsa while they might be whining about a fun show is only expecting a reasonable down to earth resolution..

       

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    104. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Data loggers log data. Your /var/log/messages doesn't lie either - if you sudo it's logged and unless you (are able to) tamper with it it's going to be there for your sysadmin to see. I would trust a data logger over a sensationalist show yes.

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    105. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Unkyjar · · Score: 1
    106. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that the car does not run properly on a low battery?

    107. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      >>Reminds me of the episode they did where they raced a Horse against a Ford Mustang and the horse won because it was a tight oval.

      Reminds me of a famous story where a man won a bet he could beat a horse in a 100 yard dash, by simply making it 50 yards each way.

      And *that* reminds me of the (true) story where Americans claimed they had the record for fastest man in the world after the 1996 Olympics, because they took Michael Johnson's winning 200m time and simply divided the time in half, even though the unofficial title has always been bestowed on the record holder of the 100m dash (Canadian Donovan Bailey at those Olympics).

    108. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Your shower needs a high amp circuit?

      Inadequacies of British household plumbing (assumed, as I've not seen them anywhere else) have led to development of workarounds such as powered showers, which are basically a combination of an instant hot-water heater and a pump to deliver a proper shower. Without them, you have a disappointingly weak shower. They seem to have some sort of phobia about connecting household plumbing directly to the water main; instead, the main dumps into a large tank in the attic through a float valve, not unlike a larger version of the tank on your toilet. From there, gravity delivers cold water to the hot-water heater, and from there to faucets around the house. With only a few feet of descent from the water tank to an upstairs shower, you're not going to get much pressure. Powered showers pull water from the tank with a pump, heat it up, and spray it out the showerhead. As with other instant hot-water heaters, they need to draw lots of power while they're in use to heat up water as it's needed; electric whole-house instant hot-water heaters can need 60A, 80A, or more (vs. 30A for the typical 40- to 50-gallon electric water heater).

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    109. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that require Tesla to be actually selling cars?

      Also, I don't hear anything about Bentley getting in a huff over when the show pretended that a used Yugo a new Bentley a few episodes back. It's satire.

    110. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      TG is about 3 petrolheads cocking about. It is unabashed about offering primarily entertainment and that it's "reviews" are highly slanted. While they will give the occasional nod to any excellent motoring product, the "reviews" are intentionally slanted to be by petrolheads, for petrolheads. In the same way, all these Nuremberg videos posted on Youtube by car manufacturers aren't intended to be representative of your commute to work either.

      Though Tesla admits aggressive driving will reduce mileage, it claims that Top Gear’s assessment is not representative of real-world range.

      Their assessment is only intended, and only presented, to be representative of driving like a maniac petrolhead on their racing track. Tesla are trying to argue that that Top Gear's fact isn't "representative" of a different fact that Tesla would rather be emphasising.

      Now, if the fact as actually stated on the show - namely that they could only achieve 55 miles when driving like a petrolhead manic on a racing track, or that they experienced breakdowns - are factually incorrect, well OK, Tesla would have a point. We'll have to wait for the day in court to conclude on this.

      If Top Gear was trying to claim that 55 miles was representative of real world usage, then Tesla would also have a point. But they didn't.

    111. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Did you read TFS? Provided Tesla is correct in that the break down was indeed staged, all they want out of it is for the BBC to stop airing that episode. They aren't even looking for damages, and have already tried to get it corrected outside the courts.

      This sort of thing is pretty much exactly what libel protects against. To make a computer analogy - suppose you designed a laptop with a newfangled battery giving it ten hours of use. A tech rag reviews it and stages it to power off after three hours even though the battery still has 70% charge - then claims the technology isn't ready for prime time. *Provided* your design worked and the problem was staged, it is a fairly clear case of libel. *Most* American lawyers would be salivating at the opportunity to collect damages, but these guys only want a correction broadcast and the bad review pulled. In this case it wouldn't be about trumpeting praise, merely stopping the spread of misinformation.

      Of course, if it wasn't actually staged, then to hell with Tesla.

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    112. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      would anyone reasonably conclude they shouldn't buy a Vaeron because a Eurostar fighter is faster down a straight track

      Of course, that's why I canceled my Veyron purchase -- I mean, if I can't outrun fighter jets, what's the point?

      Well, that and the fact that I'm the first to admit I'd likely kill myself in a car that fast. Oh, and the likelihood of me being able to afford a car that costs around $2.6M dollars is laughable, of course.

      *sigh* I'm pretty sure it would be a chick magnet, too.

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    113. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

      You mean that greyhound (top speed:45mph) didn't really beat a car?!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8ArZ3o8qE, for those who missed it.

      Don't tell that to my sweet rescued "needle nosed" hound, it'll hurt his pride!

      What's even worse is that all those campers (caravans) were set on fire on purpose!

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    114. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by secretcurse · · Score: 1

      Do you think the Stig is the same person each week? My theory is that they created the Stig persona so that they could have a handful of pro drivers in rotation. A pro racer could be anywhere in the world during a given week, so the Stig character enables them to have a rotating stable of drivers. Oh, and of course the practical concern is secondary to the Stig being a really great joke.

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    115. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      DirectX 11 kicked my best friend in the nuts, punched my granny in the nose, and ran off with my girlfriend.

      Damn you Microsoft!

    116. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And *that* reminds me of the (true) story where Americans claimed they had the record for fastest man in the world after the 1996 Olympics, because they took Michael Johnson's winning 200m time and simply divided the time in half, even though the unofficial title has always been bestowed on the record holder of the 100m dash (Canadian Donovan Bailey at those Olympics).

      where by Americans, you mean Nike commercials, as Johnson was their pitchman and they wanted to play up his accomplishments.

      also, get over it :)

    117. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      The first Stig was the same guy, and yes I believe the 2nd Stig is too (apart from when they have his 'cousins'). He is also on several episodes as himself (Ben Collins). Don't see any reason that they should change the Stig any more than they'd change James May all the time. They could, but I doubt they do.

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    118. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      Should also say that they don't film Top Gear all year round, so I'm sure they could work around Ben and the other guys' other commitments.

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    119. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I also got an STD from DirectX. And when I woke up my kidney was gone!

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    120. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Cramer · · Score: 1

      If you have $90k to buy one, I don't think you'll be basing your buying decision on what those nuts have to say. And their track is not even remotely "the real world." I'd trust them about as much as I test Telsa's diagnostic data -- which they could just as easily doctor or manufacture.

    121. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by viracochas · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about the Nürburgring trials after WW2.

    122. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Oh, it was an incredibly silly stunt, no doubt about it.
      I mean, these guys have played soccer with cars. more than once.

      i do think the dog won fair and square, though :D

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    123. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      A sports car is not a track-day car. Clackson could damage a race-car the way he drives around that test track.

    124. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by adolf · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Fat Stig, or Black Stig.

      There's been a few Stigs popping in and out. But of the regular Stigs, there are but two: The first one, and the other one.

      And when the first Stig got fired/quit/whatever, there was no Stig until a replacement Stig was found.

      Meanwhile Other Stig's driving style seems rather different from First Stig, while they're both apparently rather consistent with themselves.

      We needn't see their faces to understand that the Stig is consistently the same person (if indeed it is a person) unless otherwise noted.

    125. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, if anyone actually takes the advise of "Larry, Mo & Curly" they are idiots. For Christ sake, they said the Ford F150 was a fantastic truck! There is just as much fact on that program as there is in Doctor Who.

    126. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah by "first Stig" I meant black Stig, and by second Stig I meant white.

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    127. Re:FIRST LAWSUIT! by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

      TFA also points out that the cars' computer proves that the test was staged.

      My computer proves you're gullible and jump to conclusions, and computers don't lie, right?.

      No, but TapeCutters do.

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  2. Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by gman003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Between all the quadrillion-dollars-demanded-lawsuits and shut-down-everything C&Ds, it's nice to see a lawsuit that simply wants a little justice. No big demands, just a "stop lying about our product" and "say sorry". It even looks like they have a good amount of evidence, unlike many recent suits on /.

    Even if they turn out to be wrong, Tesla just got a small point of favor with me for that. It's kind of sad that "not being evil" is noteworthy in a lawsuit nowadays...

    1. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by damn_registrars · · Score: 1, Informative

      No big demands, just a "stop lying about our product" and "say sorry"

      The lawyers for Tesla most likely don't watch Top Gear. If they did, they would know about the episode where Clarkson drove a Prius and ranted about how epically slow it was - something along the lines of "it would be useless as a milk delivery vehicle because all your milk would be bad before you reached the first house". Oddly enough, Toyota did not sue over that one.

      That said, Tesla is a US company, and Top Gear Is produced by BBC in the UK. So I'm not sure there is much hope for this lawsuit to accomplish anything anyways.

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    2. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Suppression of a bad review by lawsuit is reasonable?

    3. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This car sucks" is different from "this car broke down twice while we were testing it", when the latter didn't even happen.

    4. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Tesla is a US company

      Their European HQ is in the UK, so they're probably a registered company there too.

    5. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by jcombel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      being in a different country doesn't have much of a matter on it. it wouldn't even if tesla didn't market their cars in the UK - which they do.

      on your first point, apples and oranges. the prius bit was obvious comic exaggeration stating an opinion. the tesla bit isn't comic exaggeration, it is an alleged misrepresentation of facts. it wasn't the lawyers that decided whether or not to sue; it was the sales executives who got tired of hearing "the most-watched automobile program in the world said that your car breaks down, doesn't do what you're telling me it does, and the technology isn't up to real-world use. who is lying?"

      i agree with gp; it's nice to see a lawsuit that is "you are lying and costing me money, please stop," instead of "your product bears a similarity to my product, so now i have to sue you for godzilla dollars, lest i lose my patents."

    6. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except BBC also is showing the show in the US....

    7. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Did it? That's what the purpose of having a trial is. Finding out the facts. Tesla claims they have strong evidence that there was no breakdown. We'll find out in court.

    8. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Omnifarious · · Score: 2

      Tesla thinks they can prove it didn't. So, assuming they actually have the proof they claim to, then the claim that the car broke down twice is a lie. And I agree, if it's a lie, then that's libel, and I think their request for damages is perfectly reasonable, pull the episode containing the lies off the air forever, and pay about as much as 2 or 3 Tesla's cost in damages.

    9. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "bad" is not equivalent to "factually incorrect"

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    10. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they would definitely go to court if the review said "The car performs above and beyond the call of duty, and is faster than an F-15," then? Or not? Because if they wouldn't...

    11. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, I know, reading the article is hard and I shouldn't expect anyone to do it. But they are claiming that Top Gear staged fake breakdowns and power losses to make the car look bad. A bad review is one thing, making up problems to make the product look bad is another. A major difference being that one is libel.

    12. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Sanity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That said, Tesla is a US company, and Top Gear Is produced by BBC in the UK. So I'm not sure there is much hope for this lawsuit to accomplish anything anyways.

      I'm guessing you haven't heard much about British libel laws.

    13. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by codegen · · Score: 1

      Suppression of a bad review by lawsuit is reasonable?

      Depends on if they have the evidence that the review was fake. A factual bad review is ok and suppression by lawsuit would be less than reasonable. A bad review based on incorrect, or even worse, contrived facts should be suppressed, or at the least corrected. In 1992, Dateline NBC aired a program about explosions in GM pickup truck side saddle tanks.They couldn't get one to explode on camera, so they added some pyrotechnics, and were caught when they video was analyzed. If Tesla has the evidence, Top Gear is meat.

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    14. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      What makes their information more trustworthy than the review?

    15. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tesla admitted a fuse broke in the braking system. That means it broke down.

    16. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by justin12345 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think the difference is that while Top Gear does insane stunts and paints them as "reviews" in the case of the Tesla Roadster they pretty much just took it out and said it was junk. It's been a while since I've seen the episode, but I seem to remember that they claimed Tesla had given them multiple cars, none of which worked for more then a few minutes. It wasn't like they were out running a Corvette with a Fiesta in a shopping mall. It wasn't presented as comedy. It was if what Tesla says is true, just libel.

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    17. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppression of a bad review by lawsuit is reasonable?

      There's a difference between a bad review, which contains facts, and libel, which contains lies.

    18. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by skids · · Score: 2

      Are there any British laws on the use of black box recordings against the "customer"? That could be a hitch.

    19. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the reason Tesla is pushing this is because their company is not on solid footing right now, and they really need to make a good name for themselves. People often say that bad publicity is still publicity, but in Tesla's case it really hurts.

    20. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They say the cars didn't break down. Take note: cars. Top Gear claimed on-air that not only did both require recharging (Tesla also says neither ran out of charge), but that they both broke down. Tesla says that's a fabrication.

    21. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by gman003 · · Score: 1

      They're engineers, not TV personalities.

    22. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by d'fim · · Score: 2

      Tesla has data, the BBC has Clarkson.

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    23. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by 517714 · · Score: 2

      It was two cars, not one. TG claimed that "the motor's overheating and I've lost power" and the other's "brakes had broken" while it was being charged. At about 6:40 in this YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfHyGD7_pM It does appear that they misrepresented the issue since they would have been able to continue once the motor cooled down. Personally,I doubt that too many people would be put off by the overall review which exhibits bias against electric cars in general.

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    24. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Reasonable?

      Top Gear : Automobiles :: Steven Colbert : News

      All this will do is get more people watching Top Gear

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    25. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      The lawyers for Tesla most likely don't watch Top Gear. If they did, they would know about the episode where Clarkson drove a Prius and ranted about how epically slow it was - something along the lines of "it would be useless as a milk delivery vehicle because all your milk would be bad before you reached the first house". Oddly enough, Toyota did not sue over that one.

      That one was too obviously stupid though. Obviously if you take any mid-range fuel efficient car, and put the pedal into the floor it will (1) be fairly slow and (2) have atrocious fuel economy.

      The Tesla test on the other hand was just downright intentionally misleading. It was staggering finding out how biased they went with that one.

    26. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The car was probably on loan from Tesla, and after such a poor showing on the show Im sure the engineers were interested in figuring out why it underperformed.

      The car was theirs, they were trying to fix their car because they were told it had failed.

      Its like if you loan your laptop to your buddy, and he infects it with malware... you might just check the logs to see wtf he installed, and if it looked like he installed it on purpose you just might ask him to say hes sorry.

      Yes reverse car analogy.

    27. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Watch the review and you will see what tesla is claiming. They show the car running out of power, but then say "we've worked out that the Tesla would only be able to travel 55 miles on our track". That means that they showed a simulation of it running out of power, and presented a number based on their calculations rather than actually driving the car 55 miles to see if it would run out. Strictly speaking, they did not claim that they ran the car to empty (which is what Tesla is disputing). The scene where the car runs out of charge is simulated, but totally realistic given the way they drive the cars on the track and the fact they they will eventually run out of charge.

      Can you sue for libel for simulating a car running out charge? I don't think so, because it isn't false to claim that the charge in the car would run out. And the charging times (which is what they are actually taking tesla to task over) are realistic. It looks to me more like Tesla is looking for a technicality to get this show pulled because the charging time issue is a real problem that renders the car unusable for many real-world driving situations, and they can't do anything about it.

    28. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      If they wouldn't what? I'm not going to sue someone for saying "LordLucless gives 90% of his income to charity", but if they say "LordLucles is a pedophile" I probably would. Saying something bad isn't subject to libel law (in civilized countries - sorry Britain). Saying something that is bad and false is.

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    29. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by definate · · Score: 1

      That was about it.

      They said it ran out of power, and similar. When it didn't.

      I've heard so many people quote that (I live in Australia), that they've got a pretty good case for libel. They would have been affected by this.

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    30. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      top gear is crap.
      I am not going to buy tesla's car anyway.
      Still I prefer to live with tesla folk around than with top gear folk around.

    31. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      apparently tesla never heard of the streisand effect.

      They would have been much better of with offering their cars for review to the autobild group (here in europe anyway). Here in holland, autoweek also publices on the most used news website in the country, a good review headline there would help them much more then sueing the bbc.

      If they do indeed have a good product, put that out there instead, unless off course, top gear was right, and the range/charge issue is indeed a crippling problem for most electric cars, including tesla's roadster

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    32. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 1

      What, by engaging in a lawsuit to prove that Top Gear has lied and wilfully misrepresented their product they will draw attention to the fact that Top Gear lied and mis-represented their product? Tesla are positively banking on the "Streisand Effect". This is not some frivolous law suit. This is seeking stopping Top Gear wilfully misrepresenting their product.

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    33. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by mcvos · · Score: 1

      The lawyers for Tesla most likely don't watch Top Gear. If they did, they would know about the episode where Clarkson drove a Prius and ranted about how epically slow it was - something along the lines of "it would be useless as a milk delivery vehicle because all your milk would be bad before you reached the first house". Oddly enough, Toyota did not sue over that one.

      Toyota gets plenty of raving reviews at other times. They can handle a single bad review. Tesla has a single product, and Top Gear spread very damaging lies about it.

    34. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Yes reverse car analogy.

      Thank you for that.

    35. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Autobild, is that the same magazine that tried to reproduce the Swedish moose test that rolled over the A-class, but couldn't get it to actually roll over on their own testing track, only bust a tire, so they fitted a smaller tire to replace the busted one, which made the car unstable enough to roll over on the next attempt?

      The reason it rolled over in the Swedish test and not in the others was probably because the Swedish test was on a runway with a very high friction surface. That's no excuse for Mercedes, of course, but the tactics used by Autobild in this particular case are pretty similar to those used by Top Gear.

    36. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      ...where Clarkson drove a Prius and ranted about how epically slow it was...

      Clarkson badmouthing an alternatively powered car?! I'm shocked.

      In the programme the only presenter who will ever utter a positive word about such a vehicle is James May; the one dubbed "Captain Slow". It's not really subtle, is it?

    37. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by delinear · · Score: 1

      People even in this thread are suggesting they're suing because they're trying to cover up real issues with the vehicle - especially since what they're asking for is that the episode be pulled, which instantly sounds like they're hiding something (even if that something is in fact a lie, the human brain is irrational and will often see conspiracy where none exists). They'd probably gain far more goodwill by staging some kind of event that disproves Top Gear's claims without going down the lawyer route. They could even invite TG along to verify (that way they either regain the lost cred or they can say "We invited TG but they declined... I wonder why...").

    38. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by delinear · · Score: 1

      So the basis of their claim is that some random journalist presenting a TV show should be able to produce data consistent with a team of dedicated electronic motor engineers? Seems to me that they're possibly asking a little too much of a light entertainment show if that's the case.

    39. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by EMN13 · · Score: 1

      Except of course if the entire lawsuit is merely a cynical ploy to garner media attention, and relying on the fact that filing the lawsuit will be covered, but that dismissing it later isn't nearly as exciting.

      Why else wait 2 years after the show to file? It's not like the show was top secret - and since the racing is prefilmed, they'd even had had plenty of time to review the cars before the show ever airs.

      Dishonest litigation isn't something to be applauded - and it seems to me that's what they're into.

    40. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      No, their claim is that a "journalist" shouldn't rig a test to produce undesireable results only to make a more "entertaining" show, and present false results as true ones.

      And incidentally, it wouldn't surprise me if the TG legal team avoid even using the word "journalist" like the plague. Journalists have professional standards the court would measure them up against. TG doesn't want that, one little bit.

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    41. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Well that was a joke (and he makes funny exaggerations like that about every car), obviously not a literal statement of fact. If he claimed or showed that the Prius literally had a top speed of 40mph or ran its battery down in 10 minutes or something, like the way they apparently showed that the Tesla runs down its battery faster than an RC helicopter and takes a full day to charge, that would be different.

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    42. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It even looks like they have a good amount of evidence

      Not that they need it. If they have a shred of sense they'll be suing in the UK (Which again actually applies here, unlike much lawsuit tourism) where the Beeb will need to prove that the breakdowns weren't faked.

    43. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're salesmen, not TV personalities./quot

    44. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they turn out to be wrong, then Tesla is lying and fabricating evidence by claiming it has data recorded in the test vehicle that proves Top Gear falsified the tests. How is that not being evil?

    45. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're using it to drum up exposure, they know they don't have a leg to stand on. Unfortunately for Tesla, their rich-boy toy is a massive flop. Had it been released 5 years earlier, they'd have been ok, but expecting sales in a world wide recession caught them with their pants down.

    46. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Top Gear spread very damaging lies about it.

      I'm getting fucked off with the name calling on this thread.

      Tesla CLAIM that Top Gear lied about it. Lets see what the outcome in court is.

    47. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's normal for cars to just stop like that. Just have to wait for them to cool!

    48. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by 517714 · · Score: 1

      It is apparent you have never driven flat out on a track. Engines, brakes, tires, and transmissions overheat on normal cars during speed tests.

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    49. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      What I mean is, why should (the car maker's claim the car is good) be considered any more trustworthy than (the show's claim the car is bad)?

    50. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by mcvos · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Also, a lot of the information in this discussion gives me the impression that while Top Gear's item might be biased and suggestive of things that didn't happen, they weren't really outright lies.

      In any case, a judge will have to decide. But the case looks a lot tougher for Tesla than I initially thought.

    51. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by docfmiles · · Score: 1

      A court will have nothing but attorneys with IQs less than vegetables judging VEHICLES!!!! Attorneys are not competent to judge vehicles. Let's turn it over to some SCCA, NHRA or NASCAR boys who actually know something about automobiles to test. If these guys come back with bad reviews, after Tesla tells them what the car was designed to do and not do, Tesla loses. If, however, they rate the car as capable, fun or cool to drive.... well then, the Brits who've gotten to drive so many wonderful autos would have to resign their positions, salaries and turn them over to Cederic (9623) and I.

    52. Re:Finally, a reasonable lawsuit by d'fim · · Score: 1

      Well, I suppose I should remove tongue from cheek and give an actual answer.

      Taken in isolation, there's no reason to put one before the other.

      But it's not isolated. I've seen every episode of Top Gear UK and I've read some 50 or so of Clarkson's editorials and I've read up on some of the juicier incidents in his life; so thus am very well acquainted with his somewhat strained relationship with the truth. And with his inability to admit when he's been caught in a flat-out lie. That may make me biased, but I'm neither the judge nor the jury; I'm a bystander opining on the outcome.

      Add to that Tesla's position:
      1) They waited two years before filing suit.
      2) They claim to have actual data.
      3) They're not asking for an exorbitant monetary award; the money they are asking for is less than the cost of the car.
      These things suggest to me that Tesla's suit is not a knee-jerk reaction, but one which was rationally reasoned. This sways my opinion over to the notion that they may actually have a solid case.

      You can dismiss all of this as hearsay and personal opinion, because it is. The whole point of litigation is to attempt to determine the truth, which process is exactly what Tesla has just started. I'm betting on them.

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  3. ...and pay £100,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Tesla simply wants Top Gear to stop rebroadcasting the particular episode and to correct the record ...and pay them £100,000 in damages

    Fixed that for you!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/mar/30/tesla-sue-top-gear

    1. Re:...and pay £100,000 by TheABomb · · Score: 1

      The firm expects to recover not more than £100,000 in damages.

      In the race with a petrol-powered Lotus Elise, the £87,000 electric car was shown having to stop for a recharge

      In Soviet Slashdot, that fixes for you!

      There's a big difference between "wants them to" and "expects to get less than". I don't know the details of the Beeb's accounting, but it wouldn't surprise me if they got the car free for what Tesla expected would be a fair review and exposure. That'd be nearly 9/10 of the damages sought right there.

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    2. Re:...and pay £100,000 by snkiz · · Score: 2

      Tesla simply wants Top Gear to stop rebroadcasting the particular episode and to correct the record ...The firm expects to recover not more than £100,000 in damages

      Fixed that for you!

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/mar/30/tesla-sue-top-gear

      Fixed that for you! The guardian doesn't say £100,000, it says "up to" In fact the claim lists exactly what the OP says it does and the "value" is not more than £100,000. But nice try.

    3. Re:...and pay £100,000 by joaommp · · Score: 1

      £100,000 in damages, considering the typical amounts for this kind of lawsuits nowadays, as well as the type of companies involved, is hardly a dime. It's somewhere along the street value of the car. Are they just charging them for the Tesla they used?

    4. Re:...and pay £100,000 by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the number listed is somewhere between 5-10% the budget of a single, regular episode (where they don't leave the UK/land a helicopter on the roof of an SUV). I have some trust that JC will apologize (although with a snarky zing).

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    5. Re:...and pay £100,000 by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Yes, something along the lines of "we didn't actually test the 55 miles per gallon figure, but now we have, and it turns out we were wrong. We deeply apologise, the actual figure turns out to be 53".

    6. Re:...and pay £100,000 by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant miles per charge, of course. Which is about a gallon full of electrons.

  4. Some say that he lives in a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

  5. Some people don't understand entertainment by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

    Top Gear is entertainment. You don't generally watch Top Gear for information, as the vast majority of cars that get time on there are well beyond what >99% of drivers can ever reasonably expect to purchase in their lifetime. Rather, you watch Top Gear because it is entertaining. You can see them driving cars you will likely never get to drive, often in ways that you would never get to drive them.

    That said, Tesla recently entered some kind of agreement with Toyota, IIRC. Being as Toyota is known to be a company with no personality - or at the very least a company who makes cars with no personality - it is no surprise that now Tesla has no sense of humor or entertainment.

    Thankfully Tesla doesn't have much to loose on the matter, since there is almost no overlap between Top Gear viewers and potential Tesla customers. For that matter, there is also almost no overlap between slashdot readers and potential Tesla customers, either.

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    1. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Tell that to all the people who decline to buy a Tesla because of what they saw on Top Gear...

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    2. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by MaXintosh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Topgear is entertainment mixed with factual information. The problem is that the two aren't clearly delineated. Are the challenges scripted as hell? Yes. But other segments can be far more ambiguous. Apparently, I'm crazy for thinking the power-laps and the car reviews weren't scripted in advance, and any problems that crop up legitimately crop up. What Tesla is alleging is no matter how wonderful the car was, Top Gear was going to say it broke. To me, as a viewer, it was definitely not clear the Tesla review was entertainment and not factual.

      That said, I still like Top Gear. I'm just going to be way more skeptical about anything they say about a car, ever. Maybe the Morris Marinas is a great car, afterall.

    3. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit. They review cars that aren't even and never will be in production, compare/contrast £135,000 sports cars, and then go plow snow in Norway on a combine for fun. If you're taking this shit seriously you are the biggest buffoon.... in the woooorld.

    4. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all those people are who? Oh yeah, you can't actually quantify it.

    5. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by nitehawk214 · · Score: 0

      Thankfully Tesla doesn't have much to loose on the matter, since there is almost no overlap between Top Gear viewers and potential Tesla customers. For that matter, there is also almost no overlap between slashdot readers and potential Tesla customers, either.

      Considering they have 0 market share, nor do they seem interested in producing cars... I would say that statistically speaking there is no overlap between potential Tesla customers and the human race.

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    6. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

      Tell that to all the people who decline to buy a Tesla because of what they saw on Top Gear...

      Very few Top Gear viewers have that much disposable income, desire for an all-electric two-seater, and would accept without question what they saw on Top Gear. After all, the Tesla Roadster is a very unique car on today's market; if you wanted one and then changed your mind you would not be able to get a comparable vehicle from Toyota, Ford, Honda, etc ... Or even any of the premium brands for that matter because there is no other two-seater all-electric roadster for sale in the US today.

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    7. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      considering in TFA they talk of having to constantly answer questions of potential customers that were raised in that very episode...

    8. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Top Gear is entertainment.

      Entertainment or not, when you claim that a car broke down a lot and it turns out you were lying about it, there's a problem.

      We see a lot of this "Oh, we don't have any responsibility because we're entertainment used to excuse a lot of really reprehensible stuff. Whenever some right-wing turd makes fun of a handicapped person or says something really racist or homophobic, it's always "oh we're entertainment" but then they turn around and tell their viewers how they're serious journalists (I've got a list if you really need examples).

      You don't get to have a show that gives opinions about products and then say those products broke when they didn't break, no matter how much "fun" you're having.

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    9. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      No shit. They review cars that aren't even and never will be in production, compare/contrast £135,000 sports cars, and then go plow snow in Norway on a combine for fun. If you're taking this shit seriously you are the biggest buffoon.... in the woooorld.

      That said, I love watching Top Gear. My DVR usually has at least 6 recorded episodes on it at any given time. For me it may be the single most entertaining show on TV. But I sure as hell wouldn't buy (or pass on) a car simply on what they say about it. I have enjoyed the hell out of cars that they hate; and may never get a chance to drive most of the cars they love.

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    10. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Any one that watches top gear would have never considered a tesla in the first place considering that you could buy 3 lotus elise's (the car the testa is based on) for the price of one tesla.

    11. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      But when they do review 'everyman' cars, they do a great job. Now I know I can drive a Fiesta off of a Royal Marine landing craft on to a beach with a contingent of Royal Marines in the back seat. But seriously, when they do review an average car, it is a good job.

      Now if we could get English Top Gear in Canada on one of the channels that aren't in the added price category that would be great. Unfortunately all we are going to get is the American knock off. Hooray! [/end sarcasm]. Crap.

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    12. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by ynp7 · · Score: 1

      No interest in producing cars? What do you suppose those car-shaped things in their dealership are? I hope they're candy!

    13. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      You don't get to have a show that gives opinions about products and then say those products broke when they didn't break, no matter how much "fun" you're having.

      However, Top Gear doesn't sell itself as a source for information. Hell for a while BBC America was comparing it to Jackass in their own commercials. I'm pretty sure there aren't many people who make purchasing or lifestyle decisions based on Jackass, so why should a niche car manufacturer be worried about people making purchasing or lifestyle decisions based on Top Gear? The likelihood that anyone who watches Top Gear without realizing it is for entertainment purposes would have the money for a Tesla Roadster is almost certainly zero.

      And you do realize that none of the main hosts actually have any qualifications to be automotive testers, right? Clarkson is an experienced journalist who barely knows how to use a ratchet. May has a degree in music who needed almost an hour to change plugs and oil on a rear-mounted V8, and is also known as "Captain Slow". Hamster was a radio host and is so short he almost needs pedal extensions to drive a Porsche. Really you'd probably be almost as wise to take dental advice from them as to take car purchasing advice.

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    14. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Untrue!

      Our money overlaps with their interests. And, apparently, their interests overlap with our government.

      I sure wish I could make a shit-tastic car that nobody would buy for anything other than a showroom piece and then get a few hundred mil from uncle sam.

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    15. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      What do you suppose those car-shaped things in their dealership are?

      Overpriced Power Wheels (TM)?

    16. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      (I've got a list if you really need examples).

      A citation quality list would be a really good thing to have.
      Sometimes you run into a dittohead or similarly brainwashed person who is just at the right place in their life where a little demonstration of their idol's hypocrisy is enough to open their eyes. It worked for Paul Haggis - director and writer of movies like Crash and Million Dollar Baby. 35 years under their spell but he was finally ready to see the truth.

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    17. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cake is a lie.

      http://www.teslamotors.com/blog/we-have-begun-regular-production-tesla-roadster
      Dated March 2008

    18. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Now if we could get English Top Gear in Canada on one of the channels that aren't in the added price category that would be great.

      If it makes you feel any better I have to pay extra in the US to get BBC America, which is the only way I can watch the UK version of Top Gear. And for that matter we still have never seen any of the episodes with the Black Stig...

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    19. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doubt about it, I agree with you 100%. Top Gear is quality entertainment. Great presenters, hilarious challenges. Getting the Baby Stig a DS in Jerusalem for the Christmas special was gold.

    20. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      I make all my bowling ball-and-athletic cup purchases based on Johnny Knoxville's advice.

    21. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Aqualung812 · · Score: 2

      Very few Top Gear viewers have that much disposable income, desire for an all-electric two-seater, and would accept without question what they saw on Top Gear.

      You have the statement reversed. It doesn't matter what the average Top Gear viewer is likely to do. What matters is how likely the average Tesla buyer is to watch Top Gear.

      Not everyone that buys a Tesla is looking for only an all-electric two-seater. I've talked to a few people that are in the market for a two-seat sports car in that price range, but they're not sure the Tesla is ready for prime time since it is so new.

      If they're on the fence and see that episode, they're likely to go ahead an buy the Porsche, Lotus, etc..

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    22. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It worked for Paul Haggis

      That New Yorker article about Haggis and his changing views of CoS is a hell of a story. There's something about a person who has been buffaloed, flim-flammed, scammed and fleeced finally opening his eyes that makes for a very compelling read.

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    23. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure there aren't many people who make purchasing or lifestyle decisions based on Jackass

      I wouldn't be so sure. Judging from the number of people who have been killed or maimed trying some of those stunts on their own, it appears that there is a certain segment of the population that indeed makes lifestyle decisions based on watching Jackass.

      One must never underestimate people's capacity for missing the point.

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    24. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever some right-wing turd makes fun of a handicapped person or says something really racist or homophobic, it's always "oh we're entertainment" but then they turn around and tell their viewers how they're serious journalists (I've got a list if you really need examples).

      Oh, by all means, let's see the list.

      I hope you also have a list of left-wing turds like Michael Moore. When you catch him in a lie, he says "Oh, I'm just an entertainer." But when people call his movies "documentaries" he doesn't correct them.

      You don't get to have a show that gives opinions about products and then say those products broke when they didn't break, no matter how much "fun" you're having.

      I agree.

    25. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Clarkson is an experienced journalist

      Who apparently doesn't mind making stuff up.

      Companies provide cars to Top Gear. Forget for a moment about the stupidity of lying to make one of your benefactors look worse. If the only way you can make a story compelling, even comedy, is to be fraudulent, then there's a problem.

      All they had to do is run a disclaimer saying "The car really didn't break down like we pretended" and it would be OK. Or run a disclaimer saying "The events portrayed are entirely fabricated and are in no way indicative of anything real about the cars' quality". But they would never do that. Why? Because they are trading on the notion that there's something useful buried in what they are doing. My guess is that they're afraid of making it clear that none of what is portrayed on the show is in any way real.

      And if any part of what they're doing is supposed to be taken as real, then they've got a responsibility to make it clear when they're making stuff up.

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    26. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Thankfully Tesla doesn't have much to loose on the matter,

      I've never heard that slang before. What are you trying to say?

    27. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever some right-wing turd makes fun of a handicapped person or says something really racist or homophobic, it's always "oh we're entertainment"

      Yup, happens all the time. Though the most frequent examples of this that I see come from the creative editing used during the Daily Show. They frequently play the, "it's a comedy show!" card as a defence. And that's true, it's not a news show, but it strikes me as a little disingenuous. Don't get me wrong, I laugh heartily, but in the back of your mind you know that people take a lot of that stuff at face value without looking any further, and you know the context is often totally unfair to the target.

      But yes, it's also very common on 'opinion' shows on Fox News. People don't want to think or do research... they run with whatever they can soak up on TV in 20 mins.

    28. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Muros · · Score: 1

      You don't generally watch Top Gear for information, as the vast majority of cars that get time on there are well beyond what >99% of drivers can ever reasonably expect to purchase in their lifetime..

      What about the 1%? Those people who have the money. Seems to me they would probably be more the type who (unlike me) would actually watch the program, and have their buying choices influenced by it.

    29. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Altus · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could at least find out where to get your teeth whitened.

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    30. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Tesla Roadster selling since 2007 and the new Tesla S going through preproduction testing nows is them being not "interested in producing cars"?

    31. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe the Morris Marinas is a great car, afterall.

      Perhaps, but they still seem to attract falling pianos way too often for my taste...

    32. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are wrong on several critical points. Tesla is not claiming that the actual breakdowns were scripted. The only thing they are claiming was scripted was the scene where the Tesla runs out of charge. To be clear, the car did actually overheat, and the other car's breaks did stop working. Those were not scripted or false.

      The scene of the car running out of charge is a dramatic lead-in to their discussion of the car's major real-world flaw, which is charging times. Watch the clip and you will see that they way they make their claim implies that the car running out of charge was simulated

      Realistically, they did not need to simulate this, because they could have actually driven it until it ran out of charge. Of course, it's not surprising that they wouldn't do that, since it's a huge waste of time and the end result is a foregone conclusion. It seems to me that Tesla is really just whining over a technicality, since it's true the car will run out of charge, and that's what they showed.

    33. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by md65536 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Realistically, they did not need to simulate this, because they could have actually driven it until it ran out of charge. Of course, it's not surprising that they wouldn't do that, since it's a huge waste of time and the end result is a foregone conclusion. It seems to me that Tesla is really just whining over a technicality, since it's true the car will run out of charge, and that's what they showed.

      Then why don't they show other cars "pretending" to run out of gas and having to be pushed, since it's true that other cars will do that? That's also a foregone conclusion. It would be stupid to simulate and show each car running out of gas. So why simulate and show it for one car, when it never happened?

    34. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why don't they show other cars "pretending" to run out of gas and having to be pushed, since it's true that other cars will do that? That's also a foregone conclusion. It would be stupid to simulate and show each car running out of gas. So why simulate and show it for one car, when it never happened?

      Because filling up a petrol car takes little more than a minute; the lead in was to the problem of quite how long you are without a car when you need to refuel a Tesla. Oddly enough, an hours-long scene of Jeremy twiddling his thumbs while waiting for it to charge back up was seen as less visually appealing than a simple shot of it running out of charge.

    35. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because other cars will last a lot longer than 55 miles of very spirited driving, and can be refuelled in minutes rather than 3.5 hours with a high power charging rig or 16 hours with a regular house plug. It's a problem for the Tesla in a way that it isn't for anything that runs on petrol, especially if you're going to be tracking it, which it's a shame not to with a car as capable as the Tesla.

      Slashdot's never really got cars, though. You all seem to think cars driving themselves is a good thing.

    36. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Actually, if my personal situation was only a little bit different (no kids, a little bit more money, no regular long distance trips), I could realistically see myself buying one. And I do enjoy watching Top Gear, and this epidsode made me think "nah, I'll just wait until they make one that doesn't break down all the time".

    37. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by dkf · · Score: 2

      Then why don't they show other cars "pretending" to run out of gas and having to be pushed, since it's true that other cars will do that?

      They have done, for particularly thirsty vehicles. In particular, I remember Clarkson getting ribbed thoroughly for owning a model that was so thirsty under normal driving conditions it couldn't even make it from his house to the TV studio without a fill-up. (I forget which model of car it was; I wasn't thinking about buying a supercar then, and I'm not now.)

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    38. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Exactly. A friend of mine once saw them in action in the French Alps during one of their "races": they unloaded the cars from trucks at the bottom of a hill and drove up a short stretch of twisting road, followed by the trucks which then picked them back up to bring them to the next stretch of the "race".

      However, it seems that they went a little too far with Tesla, claiming breakdowns that didn't really happen. If this is true, Tesla has every right to sue. They deserve the free publicity, too.

      Of course it does remain to be seen how far the truth was stretched. Maybe they only drove 27.5 miles and noted that the battery was half empty. That would sort of make their claim of 55 miles per charge legitimate even if they never actually ran down the battery. And did the brakes really break down or not? I guess we'll see in the lawsuit, or in the rectification either way.

    39. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Thankfully Tesla doesn't have much to loose on the matter, since there is almost no overlap between Top Gear viewers and potential Tesla customers. For that matter, there is also almost no overlap between slashdot readers and potential Tesla customers, either.

      My employer recently bought a Tesla Roadster as our company car. As far as I can tell, the only real downside is the number of speeding tickets we're getting.

    40. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by mcvos · · Score: 1

      .... in the woooorld.

      Well done. That really sounded like Clarkson's voice in my head.

    41. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take that much time to run down the battery. If the 55 mile figure is correct, and the average speed on the track is over 55 mph, it should take them less than an hour, right? And that's assuming a full battery to begin with, while they had probably already run it down quite a bit. They probably only would have needed to drive it for anoher 15 to 30 minutes or so to catch the atual low battery event. And if something went wrong (Clarkson forgetting his lines, sun in the wrong spot,...), they would simply need to charge it up to a few percent and do it over. I really can't see a good reason for simulating this, and fitting a spinning down turbine sound over it for crying out loud.

    42. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Mod parent funny!

    43. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Because it running out wasnt the point: the charging time needed for when it DOES run out is the point.

    44. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Ford GT. He also took it on a large drive with the others and they made constant jokes about how often he needed to fill up.

    45. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by KillaBeave · · Score: 1

      And he LOVED that car. Bought one himself and it had lots of problems ... broke his heart a bit and he returned it or sold it.

      You'd think if he just made up everything based on personal bias, that he would have tried to downplay any and all negatives for a car that he dearly loves.

    46. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by delinear · · Score: 1

      Apparently, I'm crazy for thinking the power-laps and the car reviews weren't scripted in advance, and any problems that crop up legitimately crop up.

      It's more likely a mix of the two. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't spend some time during the week driving the cars, then they take all of their thoughts and findings and script them into a segement where they recreate any issues they may have had. For instance, if the test car broke down twice while they were trialling it, they'll mention that it broke down twice and recreate it breaking down in the film. I don't really have an issue if that's the case, they can't have a full camera crew following them around all the time while they're testing, shooting schedules are far too tight, it makes more sense to take time doing the review then script it up into a tight filming slot on the day, that's not really misrepresenting their findings.

    47. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by delinear · · Score: 1

      You're massively underestimating how much of an issue range, charge times and availability of charge points are for people considering electric cars. With petrol it's almost a non-issue these days, if you run out you walk a few hundred yards to the nearest petrol station, or you call your car breakdown service and they come give you enough to drive home, or you get a friend to drive out to you with a can - mentioning that cars can run out of petrol isn't necessary in a review (unless it's a car with a ridiculously low MPG rating, in which case they often do make a point of that too), mentioning the charge issue in an electric car review, on the other hand, is a key factor.

    48. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by delinear · · Score: 1

      Well I suspect it wouldn't really help their case if they claimed nobody had ever mentioned the episode to them, of course they're going to say they're sick of people asking about it. In reality I should think they'd be happy if the episode was sending potential customers their way with questions they can address, companies usually pay a lot of money to have sales leads dropped in their laps like that. I can't believe anyone would seriously use a show where they tried to launch a car into space or set a pedestrian on fire with a converted combine harvester mounted flamethrower as the basis of their research to buy a £100k car, though.

    49. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      It was the Ford GT (the new one) Clarkson got ribbed for that as it was continually needed filling up.

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    50. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      All they had to do is run a disclaimer saying "The car really didn't break down like we pretended" and it would be OK.

      You know, I'm not even that old, and I seem to recall that an important part of my upbringing was learning the ability to look at any information presented to me and make an evaluation of the merit of that information.

      When you have a society that relies on disclaimers to tell them what is fact, fiction, or opinion, that society is in big trouble: once disclaimers have all the trust, you can make society believe anything "just because it said so in the disclaimer/citation."

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    51. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think he meant to say:

      > Thankfully Tesla is much too loose on the matter,

    52. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Tell that to all the people who decline to buy a Tesla because of what they saw on Top Gear...

      As if anyone spending $100K+ on a car would rely on a wacky comedic television car show to make their purchase decision.

      That's like voting based on what you hear on Comedy Central. Oh, wait...

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    53. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      "Why did Top Gear say your car sucked and only went 50 miles for 16 hours of charge" is not a very good sales lead. Having to explain to every customer that asks that question that Top Gear was running the Tesla at race-track performance and simulated the breakdown without actually testing it is expecting the customer to believe the owner of the car saying a negative review is biased/wrong/lying/whatever. People on Slashdot won't listen when a Microsoft rep says something bad about Google or Apple, why would a Top Gear viewer believe Tesla?

    54. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      In America, critical thinking is a college level skill. :(

    55. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I've talked to a few people that are in the market for a two-seat sports car in that price range, but they're not sure the Tesla is ready for prime time since it is so new.

      If they're on the fence and see that episode, they're likely to go ahead an buy the Porsche, Lotus, etc..

      Hmm.
      Tesla $109k
      Lotus Elise (same chassis) $55-65k

      If they're buying the Lotus instead it's probably because it's considerably cheaper.

    56. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by bigpat · · Score: 1

      If they're on the fence and see that episode, they're likely to go ahead an buy the Porsche, Lotus, etc..

      I agree, except I would add if someone is on the fence and simply hears about that episode then they are less likely to buy. Word of mouth and second hand information is a multiplier that marketing is very familiar with. The viewers of Top Gear are just the tip of the ice berg.

    57. Re:Some people don't understand entertainment by lowtekk · · Score: 1

      I can empathize. As an American, I'm very glad to be able to watch the real Top Gear on BBC America. I tried to watch the American spin off and didn't make it through the whole episode.

  6. Home Delivery by Dr+Black+Adder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think Tesla should drive over and deliver the lawsuit to Top Gear in person. Or perhaps they have tried already.....

    1. Re:Home Delivery by Gr33nJ3ll0 · · Score: 2

      It's a bit difficult, no matter what google maps tells you, to drive from the US to the UK, even if your car is powered by a permanent nuclear reactor or something! :)

    2. Re:Home Delivery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Take an idiot trying to make a joke about how electric cars don't work and point out he's a jackass. Awesome.

    3. Re:Home Delivery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could, in a time in which it is frozen over well enough to drive a car over the ice, cross the Bering Strait. From there on it's just a ride through Russia over to western Europe, into France, and then through the Channel Tunnel to England (via the service tunnel - been done before).

      It's not exactly a leisurely roadtrip, and perhaps 'bit difficult' still applies.. but it can be done.

    4. Re:Home Delivery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit difficult, no matter what google maps tells you, to drive from the US to the UK, even if your car is powered by a permanent nuclear reactor or something! :)

      What's so hard to understand? From Greenland you stop off in Iceland, take in a Borjk concert and made straight for London. A chimpanzee could follow those instructions. If you see open water just step on the accelerator until you see a coastline.

    5. Re:Home Delivery by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      This sounds like something Top Gear would do.... but use a totally inappropriate car to do it...

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    6. Re:Home Delivery by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Obviously a Dacia Sandero!

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    7. Re:Home Delivery by mcvos · · Score: 1

      It works in an Icelandic rally car. (That was a cool episode too!)

    8. Re:Home Delivery by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Top Gear actually did drive a car over a non-frozen lake in Iceland. While racing against a snowmobile doing the same. The snowmobile won, but the car did make it across as well. Real driving, no floating.

    9. Re:Home Delivery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were going to but their car ran out of juice.

    10. Re:Home Delivery by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. My Mr.Fusion powered DeLorean doesn't need roads.

    11. Re:Home Delivery by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

      How did they previodrive to the top gear test track and still have 20% battery left then, huh? HUH? ;-)

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  7. All Top Gear is FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anyone on the planet that hasn't realised that Top Gear (UK) is just for entertainment purposes and not a serious car review. They come up with so much crap that the show is more in the realm of fiction than reality.

  8. It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla probably doesn't want to go that route, because truth is an absolute defense against libel (except in Massachusetts).

    And the Roadster wasn't shown having technical problems, it was shown running out of power. They were using the thing on the track and running it at high speed. It ran out of power part way through.

    And then they realized it would take 18 hours to recharge. So instead they switched to the other car to test that.

    And it ran out of power fairly shortly afterwards.

    They estimated that on the track it got something like 50 miles to a charge. They never argued about its performance in the hands of a hyper-miler, only that the Tesla Roadster's 200 mile range was something that no one would ever be able to obtain on the track, when driving it like one would, say, a roadster.

    The whole thing about the car not working in the real world is about that 18 hour charge time for a measly 50 miles on the track. Which is, frankly, pathetic.

    So while Tesla might be able to argue that driven conservatively on city streets they get a better range, that has absolutely nothing to do with comparing it other, well, roadsters.

    1. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Khyber · · Score: 5, Informative

      Both Tesla cars given for testing did NOT ever get below 20% charge.

      And the onboard data loggers and battery charge indicators (plus a capacity check after the fact,) will show all of that.

      No wonder you posted as AC.

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    2. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do tell us what did Tesla do to the cars before it given to topgear to test. Whats cells are in those two test cars? What warnings are disabled for topgear?

    3. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the cars didn't run out of charge, the brake system failed. Tesla claimed that it was something simple (blown fuse I think) and Top Gear was making it worse than it really was. I'm not sure I care; Tesla supplied 2 cars for a test to a highly popular show and one failed to work, if they can't provide test cars that work, why should I trust the retail ones?

      And the math was spot on for the recharge. How many people have the wiring in their garage to pump the amps that Tesla claims you need to recharge the thing in 4 hours?

      Tesla sent this same complaint to Top Gear after it aired. It sounded like them being a whiney bitch then and it still does.

    4. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      they arent supposed to get below 20% charge you idiot. the battery pack runs from 20-80%. 20% is when the car displays an out of charge warning like your gas gauge light. any reasonable person would then stop the car to recharge instead of running it bone dry and having it towed.

    5. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the cars didn't run out of charge, the brake system failed. Tesla claimed that it was something simple (blown fuse I think) and Top Gear was making it worse than it really was

      You know, I don't think it really matters if the problem was a junebug on the windshield if it made the frigging brakes fail.

      Or, as Big Mike, my old wrench-monkey buddy put it: when prioritizing motorcycle problems: "Go" is optional. "Stop" is mandatory.

      I think that fits just dandy for cages, too.

    6. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      They were using the thing on the track and running it at high speed. It ran out of power part way through.

      Except the log on the car's computer says it didn't. Are you going to believe a show that everybody says should not be taken seriously or evidence?

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    7. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      Then I guess my '87 Jag with seized rear brake calipers is doing great!

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    8. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Given Clarkson's general dislike of electric vehicles, I thought he was quite generous with the Tesla, at least for the first half of the segment. He seemed genuinely surprised and impressed with the acceleration in the drag race. And the performance in the head-to-head race around the track. And with The Stig's lap time.
      Frankly, he's been a lot more scathing at the offerings from much more established car makers. And they keep sending more cars for Top Gear to play with.

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    9. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than doing 87 in your Jag with no brakes.

    10. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      And the batteries overheated. I wouldnt mind seeing tesla vs elise from driveway to track doing some laps and back challenge.

    11. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Rei · · Score: 1

      And you are exactly the reason what's wrong with this show. You took the stuff they made up seriously.

      1) It *doesn't* take 18 hours to charge a Roadster. It takes 3 1/2 hours from the normal charger it ships with. IIF you drain it completely dead.
      2) *Neither* vehicle ran out of charge. There merely pretended they did.

      Can you see why they're suing? People like you take this show seriously and believe the stuff they just made up.

      And, FYI, no roadster goes 200 miles in actual track duty. Track duty generally cuts your MPG to 1/4 to 1/3 of what you get on the highway. At least the Roadster has regen for the curves.

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    12. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Tesla say that the log on the car's computer says it didn't.

      FTFY.

    13. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by makomk · · Score: 1

      Which is presumably the point at which the fuel warning light comes on and the car starts to deliberately limit performance in order to encourage you to recharge. Not sure when the car stops running totally - none of this appears to be documented anywhere - but I suspect it's closer to 20% full than 0% given that fully discharging lithium ion batteries does reduce their lifespan.

    14. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by makomk · · Score: 1

      It *doesn't* take 18 hours to charge a Roadster. It takes 3 1/2 hours from the normal charger it ships with. IIF you drain it completely dead.

      4 hours, with the special 70A at 240V charge connector that you have to have installed by an electrician. Which may well mean having your house rewired or even a better feed put in from the electricity company - most houses here in the UK have a whole-house fuse of 100A or less that's owned by the electricity supplier and is illegal to tamper with, and getting full charging speed apparently requires a 90A breaker on the charging feed alone. Careless installation seems like a good way to blow the main fuse and end up with no power to your house.

      What's more, Top Gear were talking about scenarios like a trip to Scotland, where you wouldn't have access to conveniently-placed Tesla charge sockets every hundred miles. In that scenario the best you can do is convince someone to let you use their electricity and get the rather slower 18 hour charge. Likewise, if you visit someone and need to recharge in order to get home, or run out of power some distance from home, it's the slower charge for you again. About the only time you can achieve the 4-hour charge time is on occasions when you'd better off recharging overnight anyway.

    15. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      I've read it will cut motive power at about 10%. The other electrical systems will run, but the car will stop moving. AFAIK they do it for exactly the reason that you said, fully discharging the battery is bad.

    16. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      You are correct that the 4 hour charge time requires the high power wall connector. It seems that the charge rate can be set, since "Breaker rating will determine charge time. The Roadster can draw 80% of the Breaker Amperage." 80% of breaker rating is the law in the US for continuous draw, so it seems that the unit can be set to draw current based on the breaker upstream of it. From the Tesla site (same page you quoted):


      Breaker Rating (Amps) Draw (Amps) Approximate Charge Time (hours)
      90 70 4
      80 64 4.2
      70 56 4.7
      60 48 5
      50 40 6

      So if your whole house feed is 100A, install a 50A breaker and expect a 6 hour full charge. Overnight that shouldn't be a big issue, right?

      Interestingly, the amount of charge delivered varies with charge speed (efficiency and all that) - at 70A 280 Ah is delivered, at 64A=268.8 Ah, 56A=263.2Ah, 48A=240Ah, and 40A=240Ah. The 4 hour charge 'burns' 16.6% more power than the slower 5 or 6 hour charge. For every 6 fast 4 hour charges, you could have 7 5 or 6 hour ones for the same $$$.

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    17. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by makomk · · Score: 1

      It seems that the charge rate can be set, since "Breaker rating will determine charge time. The Roadster can draw 80% of the Breaker Amperage." 80% of breaker rating is the law in the US for continuous draw, so it seems that the unit can be set to draw current based on the breaker upstream of it. From the Tesla site (same page you quoted):

      That's interesting. I saw that, but having read the installation guide (which is also available online) there's no mention of a way to set the current drawn and the spec in that says that it requires a 90A breaker and has a 70A current draw full stop.

    18. Re:It didn't break down, it ran out of power by Rei · · Score: 1

      4 hours, with the special 70A at 240V charge connector [teslamotors.com] that you have to have installed by an electrician

      That is the standard charger that most Tesla Roadster owners buy. And it's 3 1/2 hours (note the "less than 4 hours" -- I assume you know what "less than" means). The standard for home construction in the US today is 200A service. And the vehicle generally charges at night when you're not using much power elsewhere anyway. Or is your impression of people who live in dingy old farmhouses from the 1930s with 60A circuits buying Tesla Roadsters?

      What's more, Top Gear were talking about scenarios like a trip to Scotland,

      Wait, so now you're presenting the vehicle as instead of a track car, a long-distance cruiser? Anyway, here in the US, where most of their sales are, dryer sockets are 30A/240V, range sockets are 50A/240V, and RV sockets are 50A/240V (same connectors). I don't know what you in the UK use for your high power sockets, mind you. Yes, you *can* charge a Roadster on a normal socket, but it's not designed for that. Normal sockets are basically for emergencies-only, to give you enough power to get to the next *real* charging station.

      Let's be clear: Top Gear *lied*. They said it ran out (it didn't). They said that it has to take 18 hours to charge (it doesn't, and almost no Tesla Roadster owner will ever charge their car on a standard socket; that's not what they're designed for).

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  9. I remember that episode.. by ElScorcho · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It irritated me at the time.. they made the thing seem like a poorly-designed money sink that barely worked. It really makes me wonder, though, what would they get out of saying stuff like that if it weren't true? If Tesla has the records and they really did stage breakdowns and dead batteries, to what purpose? It's a show about ridiculously expensive cars that most of us ill never even see, much less drive. Tesla is definitely in that category, and considering the drooling they do over some pretty ridiculous (and ugly) cars.. why pick on them? They made plausible claims, mostly, but the one where they ran out of power after 55 miles I thought was weird. The others (overheating, brakes) could have happened, but there seemed to be a LOT of problems for what is basically a straight-from-the-factory Lotus with an electric drivetrain. (In the show they raced it against a Lotus, you can barely tell the cars apart without looking at the badges).

    Anyway, just makes me wonder if they made it seem like crap (assuming Tesla is telling the truth) in order to appease the old-school dream car companies so they'd keep sending them toys to play with, or maybe Tesla was being a pain in the ass and they wanted to tweak them, or if they just thought it's be funnier.

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    1. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or it could be that Clarkson has such a big stick up his ass about "ecomentalists" that Top Gear will bash anything that doesn't burn fossil fuels, even if that thing is a sports car.

    2. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They bashed the Hummer quite a bit, and nothing says fossil fuel burning like a Hummer.

    3. Re:I remember that episode.. by WhitetailKitten · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Clarkson cultivates (at least on-screen) a hatred for electric cars and the entire eco movement as a whole. Never mind RVs and campers (or, in the UK, caravans). His entire media persona is a cranky outspoken old fart. Sort of like a militant, half-senile Ron Paul if you moved him out of politics and into entertainment-based car shows.

      Whether or not Tesla is entitled to damages or other concessions from Top Gear/the BBC, I don't know why on Earth they expected a fair review from the show. They obviously didn't watch many episodes before deciding to lend Top Gear a car to trial.

    4. Re:I remember that episode.. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They do tend to make fun of a lot of cars and have had gags with cars breaking down. Some bits are obviously staged. The show is a mix between an auto-review show and a comedy. So it sounds plausible to me that they blurred the line between the two a bit too much in this case.

      Personally I just fast forward through the auto bits to get to the parts where the hosts do something stupid.

    5. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chevrolet still has that vaporware of an electric car...

      (googles)

      Oh, it's actually shipping now? Well, it wasn't back then.

    6. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is just that episode, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfHyGD7_pM
      Frankly i thought that clarkson gave the thing a pretty glowing review, all things considered. 55 miles of drag races and slinging it around a track at high-speed, that wouldn't surprise me at all, the quoted 200 miles was for driving "quickly", tearing around the top gear test track at phenomenal speeds isn't just driving quickly.
      Yes, the vast majority of top gear is bollocks, clarkson's a certified cock-end and i find the lengths to which they go for the sake of entertainment painful to behold, but i honestly don't think that pretending that a pair of electric cars broke down is particularly entertaining, it really doesn't seem worth fabricating, besides, if you're the kind of person who has the money to spend and the inclination to buy a tesla, you'll buy a tesla, you're not about to be watching top gear.

    7. Re:I remember that episode.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It irritated me at the time.. they made the thing seem like a poorly-designed money sink that barely worked. It really makes me wonder, though, what would they get out of saying stuff like that if it weren't true? If Tesla has the records and they really did stage breakdowns and dead batteries, to what purpose? It's a show about ridiculously expensive cars that most of us ill never even see, much less drive. Tesla is definitely in that category, and considering the drooling they do over some pretty ridiculous (and ugly) cars.. why pick on them? They made plausible claims, mostly, but the one where they ran out of power after 55 miles I thought was weird. The others (overheating, brakes) could have happened, but there seemed to be a LOT of problems for what is basically a straight-from-the-factory Lotus with an electric drivetrain. (In the show they raced it against a Lotus, you can barely tell the cars apart without looking at the badges).

      Anyway, just makes me wonder if they made it seem like crap (assuming Tesla is telling the truth) in order to appease the old-school dream car companies so they'd keep sending them toys to play with, or maybe Tesla was being a pain in the ass and they wanted to tweak them, or if they just thought it's be funnier.

      My intuition tells me Top Gear will turn out to be right.

      When an overhyped product gets a bad review and the maker threatens to sue, you know which way it usually turns out. I'm going with the odds, until the evidence says otherwise.

      If they do in fact have evidence, they're welcome to present it.

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    8. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it could be that "ecomentalists" are clueless about the real world and Clarkson is more than happy to point out their lies.

    9. Re:I remember that episode.. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      It really makes me wonder, though, what would they get out of saying stuff like that if it weren't true?

      You will see the same in most car magazines - their readers fancy themselves manly gearheads who don't eat salad and deeply resent any attempt to make cars quieter, less polluting, or more efficient as a threat to their rugged lust for life. The kind of people who will remove a catalytic converter for no other reason than to prove to themselves they can't be forced to use one.

    10. Re:I remember that episode.. by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Just because they hate on the whole "will we ever have to stop using petrol" thing doesn't mean they also can't hate on the sheer absurdity of a down-rated military vehicle frame that won't fit down most average roads as a car anyone should buy.

    11. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or you're just a tosser who parrots whatever their favorite celeb says. Do you wank off to Glenn Beck, too?

    12. Re:I remember that episode.. by adolf · · Score: 1

      My intuition says that it doesn't matter who is "right."

      Top Gear is a comedy show full that happens to be full of car porn. And that is exactly why I watch it -- not because it is technical and correct, but because it is hilarious and awesome.

      Using its "reviews" to make decisions about buying specific cars is rather like using Playboy to make decisions about buying specific girls.

      Anyone who finds themselves taking this show at all seriously really needs to consider taking their bullshit detector in for adjustment.

    13. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It irritated me at the time.. they made the thing seem like a poorly-designed money sink that barely worked.

      That is interesting and seems to be the majority view. What I got from the episode was that it was a "surprisingly" good car (keeping in mind Clarkson's anti-electric biases) with a few minor issues that needed work. Driving it like a race car will obviously shorten its range as the amount of braking and acceleration is high and the heavy braking reduces the opportunity for regenerative braking.

    14. Re:I remember that episode.. by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Quite a lot of the UKs electricity is generated by burning fossil fuels. Given the inefficiencies inherent in the process and the transmission lines and the mass of the Tesla's battery, I would not be at all surprised if it turned out that the Tesla burned more fossil fuel in the Top Gear test than the equivalently sized Lotus Elise would have.

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    15. Re:I remember that episode.. by Boycott+BMG · · Score: 2

      I keep reading misinformation like this and I am starting to wonder if there is some central source where it comes from?

      Anyways, transmission lines losses are at most 10%, usually 5%. A giant power plant is vastly more efficient than what you have in your car. That is why important buildings like hospitals will have diesel generators as backup rather than as the primary source, because getting power off the grid is cheaper (more efficient) than generating your own from a tiny truck size generator.

    16. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Using its (Top Gear) "reviews" to make decisions about buying specific cars is rather like using Playboy to make decisions about buying specific girls.

      I don't know, the Top Gear review of the Veyron Super Sport made me want to buy one... Where'd I leave that semi full of cash, again?

    17. Re:I remember that episode.. by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      "a militant ron paul"...what.

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    18. Re:I remember that episode.. by wazzzup · · Score: 1

      Great show - one of my all-time faves but you have to understand that they have a clear bias for British-made cars and a overall attitude that European-made cars are superior to everything else. They absolutely loathe the United States, lampooning it in their trips here and dislike almost all American cars (except for the Ford GT that Jeremy owns).

      Just know that Top Gear is a fun show meant for entertainment purposes only not as a source of factual information. It's kinda like the Glenn Beck of the automotive world.

    19. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they do in fact have evidence, they're welcome to present it.

      I'm sure Tesla's logs will show whatever Tesla wants them to show. You'r honor, I wrote on this computer a note that clearly shows this didn't happen. Please give me money.

      What are Tesla's anti-tamper provisions that prevent itself from faking the logs? They could copy the logs for 99% of the time, and simply overwrite some downtime with "evidence of tampering", then re-upload the memory. I really don't think man people care enough to stop the electric car. If it works, the big car companies will join in the profits with their own (already started), the big oil companies will still have plenty of other folks to sell their products to, etc.

    20. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, claims of bias and conspiracy theories about payoffs from the oil companies are all well and good, but i don't see a realistic motive for them to fabricate something like this.

    21. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Using its "reviews" to make decisions about buying specific cars is rather like using Playboy to make decisions about buying specific girls."

      Seems to work well for Hef...

    22. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They absolutely loathe the United States, lampooning it in their trips here and dislike almost all American cars (except for the Ford GT that Jeremy owns).

      Clarkson wanted to purchase the Ford GT after admiring its inspiration, the Ford GT40 race cars of the 1960s. Clarkson was able to secure a place on the shortlist for the few cars that would be imported to Britain to official customers, only through knowing Ford's head of PR through a previous job. After waiting years and facing an increased price, he found many technical problems with the car. After "the most miserable month's motoring possible," he returned it to Ford for a full refund. After a short period, including asking Top Gear fans for advice over the Internet, he bought back his GT. He called it "the most unreliable car ever made", owing to never being able to complete a return journey with it.

      I think it's a little generous to suggest he likes the GT - he liked the GT40, but that was British designed and British built.

    23. Re:I remember that episode.. by wazzzup · · Score: 1

      Wow. I had no idea. Thanks for the info.

      I love Jeremy all the same :)

    24. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf you're full of bullshit about Ron Paul. Don't do it again

    25. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full-senile

    26. Re:I remember that episode.. by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      They liked the Corvette, Cadillac, and Dodge Challenger they had when they went to the Bonneville salt flats. They just said they could have been put together better.

      The even liked the Mustang a few years back. They said it was awful on the track of course, but it had that "X factor" that they love about cars.

      And Clarkson got rid of the GT a long time ago.

    27. Re:I remember that episode.. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      It really makes me wonder, though, what would they get out of saying stuff like that if it weren't true?

      What did 60 Minutes get out of making up that bullshit about Audis, back in the 80's?

    28. Re:I remember that episode.. by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1

      Except the Volt went from "Electric car" to "Electric car with gasoline fueled range extender" (what normal people would call a plug-in series hybrid) to actually being a series/parallel plug-in hybrid.

      Marketing...

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    29. Re:I remember that episode.. by EboMike · · Score: 1

      It really makes me wonder, though, what would they get out of saying stuff like that if it weren't true?

      Have you ever watched Yahtzee's video game reviews? He's mostly focusing on bad things (and greatly exaggerates them). People love a good trashing! He even mentioned in one of his reviews that he got angry mails when he was too nice on a game. It's good entertainment, and that's what Top Gear focuses on.

    30. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do. I read about this shortly after the show aired in 2008. the BBC's response then was

      '"At no time did we claim that the cars ran out of charge," said a BBC spokeswoman.'

      So the claiming it wouldn't last long, stopping the music, then showing a shot of the car being pushed wasn't suppoed to claim that it ran out of charge. lol.

      I'm curious to see where this suit goes. Top gear is usually very clear about their biases, but I think they gave the impression in that review that the tesla really did suck, rather than 'we're going to say it sucks cause we like burning petrol'

    31. Re:I remember that episode.. by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      Aerodynamic drag increases at the square of the speed.

      Thus, it's reasonable to assume that the Tesla's fuel consumption was tested at 70MPH... and they drove it at 120MPH.. that alot of the energy was going to overcoming heightened aerodynamic drag. Case in point, at ~240MPH on topgear, the bugatti veyron only had enough fuel for 15 minutes a that speed.

      And yet Topgear did not go around parading that the veyron at top speed only had a 'range' of 60 miles..

    32. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the pleasure of driving one here in Australia ... yes they got it here now, and the car did not look to me like an experiment. It runs like the wind and its amazing to drive. I was sceptical at first, but after driving one I think the technology is very ready. Sure the battery life is always in questions, but then if you can afford to buy one (its $260K here) then you won't mind changing your battery every 4-5 years.

      The issue is that critics expect it to perform like a petrol car and be able to drive 800km on one tank. For me, I could drive around town and perhaps charge the batteries no more often than I do my laptop... every few days to once a week.

      I saw the episode of Top Gear and I decided that I couldn't stomach Clarckson any more and have never watched since. No wonder here in Australia the show's ratings are plummeting.

    33. Re:I remember that episode.. by adolf · · Score: 1

      I don't know, the Top Gear review of the Veyron Super Sport made me want to buy one... Where'd I leave that semi full of cash, again?

      *nod*

      Likewise, I can think of a few Playboy models that I wouldn't mind buying just to have around.

      Alas, there is no Veyron in the driveway, and no absurdly pretty girl locked away in the closet. Just my usual collection of much-more-affordable cars, and my wife. :)

    34. Re:I remember that episode.. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      And the volt is nothing more than a parallel plug-in hybrid. The reason is that they had to create and modify their transmission for this. Sad, really. It will mean that moving from a hybrid to an electric is a whole new car. Personally, I do not believe in hybrids for car, but if you are going to do these, do them in series, not parallel.

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    35. Re:I remember that episode.. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I understand this correctly. The show gave a situation that did not just put the car in bad light, it absolutely had the car being about 1/4 of what is claimed. Since that time, you have 1000's of owners of this. Owners that can afford $100,000+ car. Owners that expect the car to be as good as promised. Owners that have ZERO ISSUE with suing if the car is not close to what Tesla says. And yet, not a ONE has sued. In fact, as I read reviews online, I read that nearly everyone is REAL happy with the car. None are saying that it only gets 55 miles on a charge. Heck, none are saying that it only get 100 miles on a charge.

      And then you have the data from the car itself. Now, if that data is backed up by 1000's of users, I think that it is fair to say your intuition is probably similar to Custer deciding to take on the Indians or W's declaration of 'mission accomplished'.

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    36. Re:I remember that episode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 cars.

      That both ran out of juice after a few laps.

      Which is why clarkson said they were crap, the ran out of go go after a few laps not the 200 miles as promised.

  10. this will be fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    don't they get it? Clarkson is going to lambast them now, anyone who has ever complained to that show has been ridiculed for months

  11. I watched that episode and Tesla didn't "get it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeremy Clarkson was testing the Tesla roadster and did mention the problem with the short range and long recharge cycles.

    What Tesla failed to "get" is that Jeremy was testing the car and commenting on what would happen to someone who bought one. Not two. It really doesn't matter if on that day at that track Top Gear had two cars and could play with one while the other recharged. The problem is that I/you/us probably wouldn't buy two of those and we would get stuck waiting for the damn car to recharge.

    That's all. BBC is right to defend itself.

    Also, since this is the net picked up the story, two things are guaranteed:

    1. Top Gear ratings (this episode in particular, but the show in general) will go way up.

    2. Streisand effect will work against Tesla big time.

  12. Re:Link to original article: by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    How old are you? 14? Can't you come up with anything new? You must be around 14 because that about the only age range that is still amused by Tub Girl.

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  13. episode link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfHyGD7_pM

  14. California company is acting. What a surprise. by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

    Staged? Top Gear always stages things. How else could they compare a Ferrari to a bicycle or a jet plane to a car. It's entertainment, folks. If Tesla thinks that Top Gear unfairly cost them sales then they are just plain stupid.

    I watched that episode. IMO they showed the strengths and weaknesses of the car. The idiot, Clarkson, claiming that 55 miles of pedal-to-the-metal driving is "real world" is no more ludicrous than Tesla claiming that their roadster is a competitive sports car.

    That Tesla CEO douchebag should just take his lumps and go racing if he thinks he thinks he has the car for it.

  15. I don't see much happening with this by oracleguy01 · · Score: 3

    This isn't the first group that has gotten upset at Top Gear. They have a pretty long list. The BBC goes to bat for them almost without fail, not surprising since the show has an estimated viewing audience of 350 million worldwide.

    It also should be noted that in the episode in question, they also feature a test drive of the Honda FCX Clarity, Honda's hydrogen powered car. And they liked it a lot.

    1. Re:I don't see much happening with this by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      You'll note that of that list you've posted, the Tesla is the only one where they appear to have misrepresented a car in what is ostensibly a review. The others all occurred during the studio segments, or during one of the segments which were clearly not intended to be taken seriously.

      The issue here is whether Top Gear essentially lied about the performance of the car, in a segment which appeared to be semi-objective journalism. It's fine to call out a car or manufacturer if their product is defective; to make it pure fiction without that being clear to the viewer means some are misled and Tesla has a right to feel aggrieved. The fact that the Honda FCX got a positive review throws this into a deeper pile of proverbial, as it's either clear editorialising or flat out opinion presented as an objective review. Were they paid off to do so?

      Clarkson & co. clearly don't like electric cars, and they trashed a prominent one to get their point across; Tesla has a right to highlight the fictional nature of their programme.

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    2. Re:I don't see much happening with this by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That list makes me an even bigger fan of the show.

      Thanks for posting it, I'm going to have to find some of those videos.

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    3. Re:I don't see much happening with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC website(s) can often be seen showing advertisements for Shell to everyone not coming from a UK IP address....

      This may or may not be coincidence.

  16. Truth Hurts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Electric cars just plain suck. They are to expensive and impractical.

  17. This Case Is Going Nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It is clear from the episode that they were highlighting the issue of charging. 16 hours from a wall socket and a 200 mile range. As noted, it would take days to go from one end of the country to another.

    It is a fact therefore, that the car does not really work in any practical sense.

    It could only be corrected, by having pre-charged battery packs at every filling station along the route. That would make it just as, or more, expensive than petrol.

    1. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by dougmc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is clear from the episode that they were highlighting the issue of charging. 16 hours from a wall socket and a 200 mile range. As noted, it would take days to go from one end of the country to another.

      It is a fact therefore, that the car does not really work in any practical sense.

      I would disagree. Such a car works, in a practical sense -- just not for crossing the country.

      If you never drive more than 100 miles a day and go home every night and recharge ... it sounds like the car works in a very practical sense.

      But you wouldn't use it to drive 3000 miles any more than you'd use it to haul eight kids to a soccer game. (It also sounds like you wouldn't use it on a race track for any race over 40 miles, but most sports cars never make it to a race track either so that's probably fine.)

    2. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      With enough power capacity you can take a battery from 20% to 80% charge in about 5 minutes.

      The average household electrical grid is definitely not up to it though.

    3. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A range limited car?

      That's not practical. The average family would make numerous trips in excess of 100 miles per year.

      Anyway, does it warrant the claim of 'it just doesn't work'...quite clearly based upon the expectation of the majority of motorists.

    4. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However do note that later the BBC showing the realities of electric cars used a prototype eMini to go from London to Scottland... 4 days.

      A Tesla owner did it... how long... ONE DAY.

      http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-13746_7-20028567-48.html

    5. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More than 70% of Americans have a roundtrip daily commute of 30 miles. If you're too dumb to buy an electric car and rent a gas car for those few times you're going out of town, then don't be pissed when folks like me speculate on the price of oil to make money off your irrational behavior and poor critical thinking skills.

    6. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Minor correction: The Roadster is rated at around 240 miles/charge, while one of the owners recently was able to get 300 miles out of it.

    7. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by queazocotal · · Score: 1

      Which means little - you can get twice the nominal range out of a Prius, using hypermiling techniques.

    8. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by mcvos · · Score: 1

      A range limited car?

      That's not practical. The average family would make numerous trips in excess of 100 miles per year.

      It's a two-seater, not a family car. It's as practical as any other supercar they test there. They're good for short bits of sporty driving, and not meant for long road trips.

    9. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by chocapix · · Score: 1

      All the roads you ever want to drive your fancy roadster on are less than 100 miles away?

      I live near Paris, and while most of my trips are indeed pretty short, I do want to drive my sports car to Cannes (about 600 miles) when I go visit my family because I want to enjoy it on the nice roads they have in the south of France. A roadster that can only go 200 miles away in a day will only be driven on a very small set of roads, and that's a big drawback.

      When there are "electricity stations" that can charge an electric car quickly, I'll reconsider. Until then, I'll stick with gas.

    10. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by tazan · · Score: 1

      Speaking of dumb, do the math. 30 miles/day * 20 days = 600 miles /month . 600miles / 30 miles /gallon = 20 gallons/month . 20 * 3$ /gal = $60 of gas per month. Even if charging is free, and batteries are not a wear item like break pads, where am I going to get an electric car for $60 more a month? Even if the electric car is the same price as gas car if I rent a car more than once or twice I'm in the hole. I actually want an electric car. The problem is the batteries are a wear item, I did the math a few years ago and for me back then gas would have had to hit $8 a gallon for the break even, and that was with me eating the conversion cost because I just wanted an electric.

    11. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Because it's incredibly rare to take an hour drive to someplace fun on the weekends. No one could ever do that often enough that it would uneconomical to rent a petrol car.

    12. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by Duradin · · Score: 1

      An hour's drive to someplace fun on the weekend is rare for me. It's usually a three hour (one way) drive on the weekend.

      Though I do miss out on that 15 mile walk to the nearest car rental place. If only I had an electric, it'd sit in my garage and look pretty while I drive a different ICE car every weekend.

    13. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Which means little - you can get twice the nominal range out of a Prius, using hypermiling techniques.

      Even more fundamental than that ... you can stop your Prius at a gas station and refuel to get another 400 miles out of it. This also works with a Hummer, or big truck or most other vehicles on the road. Even a guy on a bicycle can stop and buy a cheeseburger to provide more fuel to go.

      Current electric cars work because most people don't have to drive hundreds of miles in a day -- a few dozen miles, max. If you do, an electric car is not for you, at least not now.

      And on the rare occasions that an electric car owner does have to make a long trip, they can rent a car, or swap their car with a relative or friend for a few days, etc. We don't see more of them because the economics don't favor them that much yet, but if the price of gas keeps going up and the price of electricity stays low ... I'd expect to see a lot more of them.

    14. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I've trailered my Tesla Roadster to the Dragon's Tail (NC/TN) (http://tailofthedragon.com/dragon.html) and the Blue Ridge Parkway (http://www.blueridgeparkway.org/) with a Toyota Tundra pickup equipped with a swapped Cummins Diesel powertrain powered by biodiesel.

      Not everyone has this advantage, but to write off electric vehicles because EV charging infrastructure isn't ubiquitous yet is disingenuous, chicken/egg and all that jazz. Some group is going to have to be the first adopters who don't whine and learn how to work around the problems, and those people would be us Roadster, Model S, and Nissan Leaf owners.

      Quit whining and either a) get an electric car, b) promote electric vehicle charging stations in your community, or c) both.

    15. Re:This Case Is Going Nowhere by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Quit whining and either a) get an electric car, b) promote electric vehicle charging stations in your community, or c) both.

      Or just keep driving his own petrol powered car, but quit saying it can't work for anybody else, because obviously it can.

      If gas prices keep going up and electricity prices stay low, we will see a whole lot more electric cars on the road, even without the ability to charge quickly away from home (and if that ability does come, we'll see even more of them.)

  18. Re:California company is acting. What a surprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The idiot, Clarkson, claiming that 55 miles of pedal-to-the-metal driving is "real world" is no more ludicrous than Tesla claiming that their roadster is a competitive sports car.

    Fairly sure clarkson never claimed that, he did claim (correctly) that a real world problem is that it would take days (given 16hour charge time and ~200 mile range) to cross the country.

  19. Whatever happened to no publicity is bad publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tesla is about to learn a very hard lesson about Top Gear. Just from a clout standpoint...they've got to *think* real hard about this move. Top Gear has more clout in the auto industry than anything short of gasoline. Bugatti/Audi/VW/etc let all three hosts drive the Veyron and even Captain Slow took the thing to 250+ mph on a $2millionUSD(to buy)/$5millionUSD(to build, they take a huge loss) car. You don't do that with people-with-no-influence, no matter how good their insurers are. Top Gear also regularly rakes much bigger auto manufacturers over the coals when they don't play by Clarkson's rules.

    In a recent episode, Bentley (iirc) refused to lend a car for a road test segment Top Gear did in Albania. In it's place they bought a dirt old Yugo for probably on the low side of $500 and proceeded to call it a Bentley for the rest of the segment, piling on withering criticism the entire time. Chrysler refused to provide a test vehicle for a trip to Bonneville, so Top Gear just went and *bought one* (charger)....and proceeded to make fun of Dodge the rest of the show.

    Tesla is about to find out what it's like to be the heckler in a club with a good comedian. Think Ru Paul v. Milton Berle. Are they gonna get high fives from their buddies or is Don Rickles about to tear this company a new asshole?

  20. That's part of the show! by AnonymmousCoward · · Score: 1

    This is one of my favorite shows of all time, and I think that is partly because of the idiotic and insensitive nature of the hosts. It is entertaining because they are not afraid to make fun of each other or anyone else on the show; and they certainly never hesitate to point out their own perceived shortcomings of certain vehicles. Without being able to do this freely, the show would certainly be far less amusing.

  21. Re:Whatever happened to no publicity is bad public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeap I'm betting they do one of there epic races from the south of Italy to the north of England against the Tesla to show how long it would take everytime they have to beg for electricity when the battery dies.

  22. Why is Top Gear so against electric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I hate how Top Gear is so against ANY electric or hybrid car. Yes, some hybrid and electric cars are weak, but that doesn't mean they all are. Good hybrid cars are often better then their gas counterparts in turns of performance. And if you've ever seen a Tesla, it's a kick-ass car!

    1. Re:Why is Top Gear so against electric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they make a hybrid or electric worthy of Top Gear's Praise they will praise it.

    2. Re:Why is Top Gear so against electric? by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      I hate how Top Gear is so against ANY electric or hybrid car. Yes, some hybrid and electric cars are weak, but that doesn't mean they all are. Good hybrid cars are often better then their gas counterparts in turns of performance. And if you've ever seen a Tesla, it's a kick-ass car!

      Watch their review of the Honda Clarity. They liked it a lot, because *it works* in the real life.

    3. Re:Why is Top Gear so against electric? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Did you miss where they praised its acceleration and were amazed that it went round the track as fast as a Porsche 911 GT3? They praise or trash cars where they think it is merited.

      Most of their criticism with hybrids has been that they are over-hyped for what you actually get from them. Which is even the opinion of a lot of hybrid-proponents, they just argue that you have to support the early, moderately rubbish designs in order to grow the industry enough to make more successful ones.

    4. Re:Why is Top Gear so against electric? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Pure electric cars only work in everyday lives, not the epic road trips that is the lifeblood of Top Gear.

  23. Re:Link to original article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, tubgirl is not even shocking anymore. These need to be renewed. They are merely "meh images" now.

  24. Two years later... by locust · · Score: 4, Informative

    So here's what clarkson had to say at the time. From the times online:


    Phone calls were made. Editorial policy wallahs were consulted. Experts were called in. No “i” was left undotted. No “t” was left uncrossed. No stone remained unturned in our quest for truth and decency.

    Tesla could not complain about what was shown because it was there. And here’s the strange thing. It didn’t. But someone did. Loudly and to every newspaper in the world.
    ..

    This was weird. Tesla, when contacted by reporters, gave its account of what happened and it was exactly the same as ours. It explained that the brakes had stopped working because of a blown fuse and didn’t question at all our claim that the car would have run out of electricity after 55 miles.

    You would figure that if these claims were so outrageous, tesla would have contradicted them at the time.

    1. Re:Two years later... by MimeticLie · · Score: 5, Informative
      They did.

      That article didn't match my own recollection of the controversy, so I googled "top gear tesla review". I found a good article from Wired and another from The Guardian.

      From the Wired article:
      - The batteries on the cars "never fell below 20 percent charge".
      - "They never had to push a car off the track because of lack of charge or a fault," and it isn’t clear why the segment included footage showing exactly that, she said.
      - Recharging in customers homes (albeit with specialized equipment) takes "as little as 3.5 hours".
      - The blown fuse that caused the brake failure was replaced, and the car "was back up and running literally within minutes".

      From the Guardian article:

      But it has since emerged that the Tesla, which can be powered from an ordinary domestic plug, did not run out of electricity.

      The car's California-based manufacturer said that the charge on neither of the two Teslas used in the Top Gear test fell below 20%.

      The BBC today denied it had misled viewers, saying that the programme had "at no time" claimed that the car had run out of power. Programme-makers instead showed it slowing down to illustrate what would happen when the car did run out of charge.

      But some viewers were left with a different impression. "I understand trying to make interesting TV, but when it materially changes the image or performance of the product, it's pretty underhanded," said one viewer on a car website.

      Another said: "How pointless, in the same way if a car runs out of petrol I know what happens without a reconstruction of the event."

      So to summarize: Top Gear makes it appear that the Tesla ran out of juice during testing. Tesla called them on it. The BBC claims that despite everyone thinking that is what happened, they never claimed it did. And then, inexplicably, Tesla waits 2 years to sue.

    2. Re:Two years later... by MimeticLie · · Score: 2
      Oh, and Clarkson himself said,

      We never said once that the car had run out of power. The car had to be pushed into the warehouse because you are not allowed to drive cars into a building.

      Which is all well and good, except Top Gear hasn't used that kind of shot in any of its other reviews (to my knowledge anyway, and I am a fan. even if I think they were in the wrong on this one).

    3. Re:Two years later... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      The Californian startup claims that it had no other recourse, issuing a statement that it reluctantly took legal action after its repeated attempts to contact the makers of Top Gear and the BBC, over the course of months, were ignored.

      From the sounds of it, they tried resolving things the gentlemanly way.

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    4. Re:Two years later... by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      it is intriguing about the wait, perhaps they didn't care much until now for some reason? very interesting information you've contributed though

    5. Re:Two years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, 20% is the point at which the "charge now" light comes on, much like the "refuel now" light in a regular car. To all intents and purposes, that's the point most people would consider going and plugging the thing in and not driving it until it's completely dead - for an electric car, 20% is effectively out of power, they are meant to operate in the 20-80% range, driving it below that will seriously wreck the battery, are you suggesting TG are remiss for not doing so? I'd say in the contrary that, had they suggested it was a good idea to drive below 20%, they would have been giving dangerously misleading advice to potential customers.

    6. Re:Two years later... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      And then, inexplicably, Tesla waits 2 years to sue.

      It takes time to analyze the data, compare it to the program, and decide that there was deliberate misrepresentation. It takes time to realize that the BBC isn't replying to a letter, and to repeat the process. It takes time to consult your legal staff, and conclude you have a case. It takes time to see that the BBC is repeating the episode instead of quietly withdrawing it, especially when it refuses to communicate.

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    7. Re:Two years later... by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      A blown fuse causing brakes to fail scares the shit outta me in a sports car. How the hell should that happen?

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    8. Re:Two years later... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      And there's the time Clarkson drove that weird, tiny little car around the offices. Maybe there's size limits. :-) Austin Mini or smaller is OK.

      Can't drive a car into a building? Does that cover garages??? o.O

    9. Re:Two years later... by ktappe · · Score: 1

      The car had to be pushed into the warehouse because you are not allowed to drive cars into a building.

      What complete pap. It happens all the time. People park their cars in garages (both personal and public) and cars at auto races drive into the garages if they think the fix can be a quick one that will allow them to get back on the track.

      Further, even if cars can't be driven into buildings, it's due to exhaust fumes. Electric cars have no fumes.

      I'm a long-time Top Gear viewer but Clarkson is a lying git.

      -Kurt

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    10. Re:Two years later... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Of course, Tesla now has 1000's of users with loads of data to back it up that the car never ran our of juice on only 55 miles. In fact, you can bet on it that the car does not run out of juice in less than 100 miles. If it did, then owners who can afford 100K+ cars, would also sue Tesla.

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    11. Re:Two years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -->'The blown fuse that caused the brake failure was replaced, and the car "was back up and running literally within minutes".'

      Oh, I guess it's okay then if my brakes fail. As long as it's just a blown fuse.....

    12. Re:Two years later... by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

      If I remember right, that was TECHNICALLY a bike.

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  25. top gear is worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    top gear is worthless anyway ... they just advertise for whoever pays them the most ... or in this case advertise against alternative fuel cars because someone with interests in petroleum paid em to. that show is nothing but a glorified op-ad

    1. Re:top gear is worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't really understand how the BBC works do you.

  26. Re:I hate CHINKS, GOOKS, and SLANT EYE SPAMMERS by aiht · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    All spammers are Vietnamese, now? Wtf?

  27. Its like jackass with cars by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    The subject pretty much sums it up.

    Except Top Gear is entertaining, at least the Brit version. The US version is more like Jackass, i.e. a bunch of annoying shit-kickers. And yes even the Tanner seems to have turned into a shit-kicker; I guess it was the time he spent as a stunt driver on the Dukes of Hazard.

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  28. Re:I hate CHINKS, GOOKS, and SLANT EYE SPAMMERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what they are, but I swear that of all the things on the net that I will *never* come to tolerate it's spammers. I wish merciless cancer and white-hot AIDS upon all their families. That, or 80s slasher film style hatchet murders. Your pick.

  29. Tesla should re-think this.... by rogerdugans · · Score: 2

    Being politically incorrect and making fun of things they don't like regardless of established fact is part of what makes the show a success.
    For those who have seen it: the "Cool Wall" : decisions are sometimes made as to where a car goes simply because Clarkson is taller than Hammond and Hammond can't take one down.
    This is childish and often hilarious stuff here. And that is part of what makes it successful.

    As for Tesla: you make yourselves look far worse pursuing this lawsuit than Top Gear did lampooning your car, first off.

    If you lose you will look even worse!
    And you may:
    If a brake fuse blew and caused a brake issue- yup, that right there counts as broken brakes, does it not?
    My car gets about 22mpg average. On a track day I can expect 8mpg or less.
    14x22=308
    14x8= 112
    That sorta makes the fuel/electric consumption look realistic for a hard used track day, does it not?

    So let's see here:
    *Tesla is suing a company that is unlikely to settle or retract their statements for an amount of money likely to be less than the cost of legal action and even IF they win and force retractions will guarantee that they are made fun of at every opportunity by the entertainment show concerned. (Another show where Bentley was supposed to supply a car and did not- a Yugo was driven instead but referred to as a Bentley for the entire episode.)
    *The show concerned is an entertainment show that expresses the hosts opinions of cars and many other aspects of life, and occasionally purports to be stating facts.
    *At least some of the claims made by the show would appear to have some basis in reality although it is easy to believe many or all were magnified. It is possible that some false claims were made on this entertainment program and mis-represented as fact.

    Seems to me that Tesla would be better off re-thinking the lawsuit....

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    1. Re:Tesla should re-think this.... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      My car gets about 22mpg average. On a track day I can expect 8mpg or less.
      14x22=308
      14x8= 112
      That sorta makes the fuel/electric consumption look realistic for a hard used track day, does it not?

      Only if an electric engine works the same way as a petrol engine, which might not be the case. In any case, this claim by Top Gear should be rather easy to verify and show for real. Why didn't they?

    2. Re:Tesla should re-think this.... by delinear · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd care far more about my breaks failing due to a blown fuse than a little range anxiety. The Streisand Effect here is not that they're bringing attention to what they claim is misleading information about range, but that they're going to put the much bigger, scarier issue of failing breaks back in the public spotlight. That and the fact that TG will now poke fun at them for the rest of the show's life are two reasons this seems like a big misstep.

    3. Re:Tesla should re-think this.... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      For those who have seen it: the "Cool Wall" : decisions are sometimes made as to where a car goes simply because Clarkson is taller than Hammond and Hammond can't take one down.

      My car was put into 'Sub Zero' in the most recent series.

      I'm still mystified about why, but it wont stop me feeling smug about it :)

    4. Re:Tesla should re-think this.... by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Nothing to do with how engines work. More to do with physics, like how energy lost due to friction/drag etc increases with speed, how much energy is wasted in hard braking and hard acceleration. Given that the car is range constrained already, it is not a stretch that it would do even less well with spirited driving.

      By the way, here is Tesla's own plot of range vs speed.

      http://webarchive.teslamotors.com/display_data.php?data_name=range_blog5

  30. Time gap... by flimflammer · · Score: 3

    So... Tesla waited 2 years before doing this when it could have set the record straight the moment it happened?

    1. Re:Time gap... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Typically when there's a large gap between the initial public complaint and the filing of the lawsuit, the primary thing that's been going on are private negotiations or arbitration between the parties involved to work things out without the massive expense of going to court. There's no need to get courts involved -- courts decide things for strange, arbitrary reasons sometimes even without the added mystery of a jury. Courtroom rulings typically punish one party more than they'd agree to, and restore justice in a less appealing way to the other. Being able to bargain means you stand a good chance of getting a good part of what you want. Courts don't let that happen. In this case I would expect that negotiations simply broke down, or Tesla and the BBC made tentative agreements which one side or the other did not meet. Perhaps the BBC agreed not to air the program before making a public retraction or airing it with a notice that the problems were staged and then aired it unmodified, or perhaps Clarkson was supposed to write an article of explanation/apology and Tesla got tired of waiting.

      Yes, Tesla could have made a media circus out of the issue as soon as they had the evidence they needed, but ideally you don't want to burn bridges over something like this. Unlike political elections, which are a zero-sum game, you don't make compromises by throwing egg on your opponent's face. If Tesla handled it wrong, they could very easily discourage any reviews of any kind of their product from any media outlet. Who wants to review something if you'll get sued for making a bad review? Who would trust reviews of a product from a company that sues bad reviewers? Not a good position for a company to be in.

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    2. Re:Time gap... by geniice · · Score: 1

      Beating top gear in a media battle is difficult to say the least. Beating them in court on the other hand is more viable. Waiting a couple of years is just a standard tactic since it makes cases much harder to defend (do you keep all your documentation for 2 years along with a complete set of signed witness statements about every event?) so with luck the other side will fold and save you some money.

    3. Re:Time gap... by dunezone · · Score: 1

      So... Tesla waited 2 years before doing this when it could have set the record straight the moment it happened?

      http://www.wired.com/autopia/2008/12/tesla-cries-fou/#more
      http://www.allcarselectric.com/blog/1057580_tesla-sues-top-gear-for-libel-against-all-electric-roadster

      The Californian startup claims that it had no other recourse, issuing a statement that it reluctantly took legal action after its repeated attempts to contact the makers of Top Gear and the BBC, over the course of months, were ignored.

      First, they tried setting the record straight 2 years ago. Then they attempted to contact Top Gear and BBC probably to avoid a legal mess and were ignored. So of course after two years of this they finally had to go through the legal system to the record straight.

    4. Re:Time gap... by ktappe · · Score: 1

      So... Tesla waited 2 years before doing this when it could have set the record straight the moment it happened?

      They did set the record straight when it happened. They've also (according to the article) sent many letters to the BBC which have apparently been ignored. This suit is because all other avenues have failed. They should be credited for being patient that things would get resolved, not admonished.

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  31. Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1, Interesting

    From:
    http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=13250247

    "When the White House announced the federal government would loan $465 million to Tesla, a California start-up company with plans to develop an all-electric sedan, President Obama called it an "historic opportunity to ensure that the next generation of fuel-efficient cars and trucks are made in America."

    The loan also represented a lucrative opportunity for Steve Westly, a major investor in the car company who had raised more than $500,000 for the president's campaign."

    I don't know if there's more to the article as the "Next" link seems broken at the moment. Is the story about the Tesla/BBC suit coming out now in order to bury this story? I'm not a conservative, Republican, conspiracy theorist or someone with an agenda against Obama but this seems very coincidental...

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    1. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 2
      Dupe 'Tesla will use the ATVM loan precisely the way that Congress intended " - wait a second, "Congress"? As in "not Obama"?

      Anyway, since most of that loan was already granted less then a month after Obamas inauguration... http://www.redherring.com/home/25831

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    2. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by rolfwind · · Score: 2

      I still don't understand why something like the Tesla gets government funding, but not something like the Aptera.

      The Tesla is not exactly new thinking, it's just a sportcar with massive amount of power and batteries to boot, plus it costs, what, 100K? Does it even get that much better equivalent mileage compare to other electrics?

      OTOH, Aptera is a new way of thinking, would have been perfectly fines as a hybrid with tiny motor charging a battery that drives the wheels, and would have had a smaller footprint all around, and could have come in the 19-29K range which is in reach of most people.

      Tesla was just sexier in all the wrong ways. Might as well take a Lamborghini, make it a hybrid, and pretend that's environmentally sustainable.

    3. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      "The Tesla" is not a car. It's company. The Roadster, which is a car made by Tesla, is the car you describe. And I agree it is a rather expensive toy more than an everyday vehicle. However, Tesla is also building their Model S which is slightly more practical. Still high-end, but at least it's not a two-seater.

      The Aptera is a monstrosity. You can actually do better with a more conventional design. Not to mention that with only three wheels it is legally a motorcycle in some states. At least the stuff that Tesla makes (and has actually been selling) looks like a car, which actually counts for a lot more than you'd probably like to admit. Lastly, the Aptera is still gasoline powered - "new way of thinking" applies to more than just physical form.

      That said, I think the focus should be more on "everyday driver" electric vehicles. Neither of the Tesla vehicles nor the Aptera count.
      =Smidge=

    4. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Please stop shouting you don't understand how government works. If it comes across the table, the President can veto it. All laws originate outside of the Presidential office. Its up to the President to veto or accept it. By most accounts, a failure to veto is an acknowledgement of sorts.

      So while I honestly don't care who president endorsed it, the fact remains, your attempt to lure people from the truth is dishonest or ignorant.

    5. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, but now you've gone from "Obama gave Tesla a loan to help his buddy" to "Obama failed to veto a loan that may have tangentially helped his buddy."

      I sincerely hope you can tell the difference. And furthermore I hope nobody around here really thinks that a president should have the responsibility to veto any law that might help someone who supported him. That's downright absurd.

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    6. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      I still don't understand why something like the Tesla gets government funding...

      Simple: they didn't. This is a loan which must be repaid. Also, the loan doesn't have anything to do with the Roadster, which after all has already been developed and had its manufacturing capability built up. The loan finances the development and manufacturing capacity for the next model, a 5+2 sedan that costs about half as much as the Roadster.

      And on the price whining...if you had paid any attention to Tesla's history or past statements you'd know that they have always planned to start at the top of the market and work their way down; after this luxury sedan they plan to work on a ~$30k model for the masses. And before you complain that that's still too expensive, consider that the maintenance costs are nonexistent and the fuel costs dramatically lower. The total cost of ownership of a $30k electric vehicle would probably be lower than a $10k gasoline model.

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    7. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by Dishevel · · Score: 0

      Might as well take a Lamborghini, make it a hybrid, and pretend that's environmentally sustainable.

      That is basically what they did.

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    8. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This is the Tesla Roadster. Tesla is the name of the company; they're looking at making another electric car that's more practical than their high-performance Roadster.

    9. Re:Tesla/Obama/Westly connection.. by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Absolutely I understand the difference. That's why I pointed it out.

      Also, you seem to to have missed the biggest difference of all. I was not assigning blame. I was simply pointing out to you and others, you playing the dumb blame game when its convenient to do so because it makes the other party "guilty." The reality is, both parties are idiots for idiots and until people stop playing these imaginary games, things will never improve.

      The truth is, both parties play these games and party parties are as corrupt as hell. Its like arguing my blue eyed Satan is less evil than your green eyed Satan.

  32. My recollection of the show by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 2

    My recollection of the show is that the Tesla is OK-ish but not earth shattering or ground breaking. The lap time wasn't bad but certainly not impressive which is most likely affected by the weight of the batteries. In the same episode the Honda FCX Clarity is featured which has a fuel cell and behaves exactly like you'd expect from a Honda sedan. This impression is probably what most viewer remember.

    Tesla were probably thinking that being featured on Top Gear would have resulted in a free commercial. Very naive. And suing after more than two years after the first broadcast won't do them any favours. The Streisand effect will be limited by their sort-of reasonable demands but they show themselves as a bunch of sorry sulking kids.

    As said many times before, Top Gear is a show and not a car review programme.

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    1. Re:My recollection of the show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the day Top Gear used to review cars - I remember the mostly favourable review of the Datsun 280Z. The reviewer was complaining of the hard suspension only to realize later that the shipper had left in the wooden blocks they use during transportation.

  33. It wasn't that bad for Tesla... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By total coincidence I was watching that episode of TG on Netflix when I can across this post. I thought the overall impression was fairly positive for Tesla. They kept emphasizing how great the car was to drive (especially as opposed to other electrics). Since the show is so oriented towards track performance, this seemed like high praise in the forum. It just looked like an early model had a few problems and that they once again proved that driving hard reduces efficiency. Tesla would have faired better in the public opinion battle by just moving on and claiming improved reliability over time. Now they just look a bit petulant.

    Anyway I doubt that anyone who was going to shell out for one of these has been disuaded by the show anymore than Piganni lost sales when one of their Zondas broke just before a track run with the Stig.

  34. Oil Company / Politician Connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The small amount of money raised (not given) by that donor pales in comparison to the massive amounts of bribes that oil companies donate to politicians of both parties.

    That story is worth noting, but considering that the Supreme Court just legalized unlimited bribery from corporations directly to politicians it really has no comparison to the real corruption that plagues our government.

  35. Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most of the highly rated comments are assuming that all Tesla's claims are true.

    Having just watched the segment:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfHyGD7_pM

    The review starts off really quite positive.

    Tesla claims that Top Gear misrepresented the company along these following points:

          1. The Roadster ran out of charge and had to be pushed into the Top Gear hangar by four men.

    4:56 - Top gear doesn't actually state that they ever ran out of battery. They simulated it ("and if it does run out") as an illustration that driving the car as marketed (As a sports car) gives you a much smaller range than the quoted figure. They could have done it for real by driving it around the track for hour, but what does this gain exactly?

          2. The Roadster’s true range is only 55 miles per charge (not 211).

    This is a blatantly false claim by Tesla. Jeremy stated that they worked out that the range "around their track" is 55 miles, while also mentioning the 211 mile claimed range by Tesla. When he later calculated the time to drive to Scotland, with the 16 hour recharge rate from a normal electrical socket, it was obvious he was using the 211 mile figure. (It's a trip of @700 miles)

          3. One Roadster’s motor overheated and was completely immobilized as a result.

    The motor did overheat (6:48), but Jeremy stated that he had "reduced power", not "no power". There was video showing that the car was continuing at a reduced speed, followed by a shot of the car parked forlornly on the track, but I seriously doubt this is sufficient for a libel suit.

          4. The other Roadster’s brakes were broken, rendering the car undriveable.

    If I remember correctly there _was_ a problem with the brakes at the test track. Something to do with a fuse on the regenerative braking system. Top Gear never stated that car was undriveable, only that they couldn't use it (It either was suitable for track work/filming, or Tesla were attempting to fix the issue). This appears to be a strawman argument.

          5. That neither of the two Roadsters provided to Top Gear was available for test driving due to these problems.

    This is a nice case of weasel words. This doesn't say that neither car had troubles, only that both cars didn't have troubles _at the same time_.

    Additionally I'll also note that this lawsuit is a change of tune from their previous comments, where a PR person spoke to the press immediately after the review:
    "She said the company would not be pursuing the matter with the BBC. "We would love to have them drive it again whenever they want.""

    "But she said she was generally happy with the overall tone of the review. "I thought it was a positive piece for Tesla by Top Gear standards. I personally like the show – it savages cars in a very entertaining way.

    "My concern was with American viewers who were tuning in for the first time and might not understand the whole angle of the show. We wanted to make clear that range was not a concern over the entire time of the [Top Gear] test.""

    More info:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/dec/24/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-tesla-electric-car
    http://jalopnik.com/#!5118465/clarkson-ignores-bbcs-carefully-worded-response-responds-to-tesla-on-his-own
    http://jalopnik.com/#!5112828/tesla-issues-response-to-top-gear-review

    This smells like a marketing exercise.

  36. Publicity stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In one instance, Clarkson states that Roadster would only be able to drive for around 55 miles on the Top Gear track, far short of the claimed 211 miles."

    If Clarkson really said "would only be able to drive" it sounds to me like he is estimating based on shorter runs around track.

    "Tesla points out that its test cars on the day never ran out of battery power as simulated on the show, and that its Roadster has been certified under UN ECE R101, the EU regulation for measuring electric vehicle range, at 211 miles."

    None of Tesla's claims is contradictory to Clarkson's statement. Clarkson's claims are about driving on a Top Gear track and Tesla talking about driving according to ECE R101 standards.

    This is pure publicity stunt to make it clear to the general public that Top Gear test and conclusion are extraordinary. I bet they will settle out of court for "unspecified amount".

  37. The Tesla is a toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It costs too much for most people, and it does have a short range and it takes
    a hell of a lot longer to "refuel" than is acceptable for anything other than a short
    daily commute.

    Some of you Slashdot people are entranced with Tesla because you love technology for
    technology's sake. When you increase your knowledge of the real world you will learn that things which might not seem
    as "cool" but which actually WORK are superior to things which seem cool but aren't actually suited to use in the real world.

  38. Video Link by Shompol · · Score: 1
  39. "Quiz Show" anyone? by Lord+of+the+Fries · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one reading this and remembering Quiz Show? Exact same sort of thing (imo).

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  40. They got a rather positive review by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    They got a rather positive review, as far as Top Gear reviews go. They didn't go to the show room undercover to buy a car, only to demolish it outside of the show room the minute they picked it up. They didn't substitute it with a 20 year old clunker because Tesla refused to give them one for testing and still rate the clunker as it. Every manufacturer knows that Top Gear reviews are never ever fair, balanced or can be bought. Top Gear is never ever serious about it's reviews since the "new" Top Gear. Give your car to Top Gear and they'll make fun of it and trash every aspect about it they can find something negative about.

    By the way, no brakes when a fuse blows? I wonder how they got road approval with that? If Toyota did that, they'd be in a lot more trouble than they are now.

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  41. Re:I hate CHINKS, GOOKS, and SLANT EYE SPAMMERS by gary_7vn · · Score: 2

    You are a lot more offensive than any spam ever spammed in the history of spamming. God, why am I talking to a fukcing troll?

  42. Re: by polle404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Top Gear is for cars, what Slashdot is for tech.

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  43. why now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's already 2 years since that episode aired, why they waited 2 years to file a lawsuit?

    looking for a job

  44. Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    You should actually watch the review instead of just making stuff up (I can't believe you can get modded informative when you say "It's been a while since I've seen the episode" while the review in question is actually linked to the article. Why not just watch the review, it takes 10 minutes! and you will actually know what you are talking about). They were given two cars, and the point they were making was about the amount of time it takes to charge the cars, and how that made then essentially unusable for long road trips (they suggest that for normal driving you should buy two so you can use one while the other is charging). This is a real concern, and it is not misrepresented. While a normal car takes a couple minutes to fill, the Tesla takes hours. And they did say "We've worked out that it would only get 55 miles in our track driving" they never claimed it actually ran out of charge during testing (which is what tesla is disputing). They showed a simulation of it running out of charge, but they could have easily just run it down! Who would say that they couldn't? That's not the point they were making. The visuals are for dramatic effect. Complaining that it didn't actually run out during testing is just nit-picking. Everyone knows that if you drive a car far enough, it will run out of energy.

    As for whether or not the breaks actually broke, or the engine actually overheated, Tesla doesn't seem to be disputing that as far as I can tell.

    1. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by youn · · Score: 1

      >Everyone knows that if you drive a car far enough, it will run out of energy

      except if you have an electric wire long enough, a tesla remote electric beam directed at the vehicle or a tube long enough going into a gas station ;)... though I odn't expect many people will be able to say so :)

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    2. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by definate · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except, it didn't run out of power, and in normal driving it wouldn't, hence not needing to buy two, and also not needing to recharge from flat.

      I watched that episode, and more so, I've had many many many conversations with people, who believe that the Tesla DID run out of power, and that they'd never buy it because of that. This extremely misrepresents its capabilities, and they likely could have lost money form it.

      They don't SAY it ran out, but they do IMPLY it ran out. They go "But then... Oh..." he looks down and it decreases its acceleration.

      "For libel in the United States, the person first must prove that the statement was false. Second, that person must prove that the statement caused harm. And, third, they must prove that the statement was made without adequate research into the truthfulness of the statement."

      The statement was false, it should last for 200mph (given Tesla aren't lying).
      They lost sales (likely).
      They didn't actually test it, just said our calculations show.

      They've possibly got quite a good case for libel.

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    3. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by thsths · · Score: 1

      > I watched that episode, and more so, I've had many many many conversations with people, who believe that the Tesla DID run out of power, and that they'd never buy it because of that.

      That is called "Range Anxiety". It existed before Top Gear, and Tesla knows that it is one of the reasons why people don't like to buy an electric car. It is a mostly irrational fear, which is exactly why Top Gear is appealing to it :-)

    4. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by aitikin · · Score: 4, Informative

      First off, the review is linked in the second article and this is slashdot. No one RTFAs, and those links are on the main page! You have a lower ID than me and you didn't know that?

      On the second note, if Tesla's claim that they can prove their disputes with the data logging on the roadster proves true, than Tesla's going to win (IANAL, muchless a British one). Disputing your argument above, no where in the segment did they say they were simulating the car running out. From the episode, "...but then, although Tesla say it'll do 2 hundred miles we worked out that on our track it would run out after just fifty-five miles." This is definitely a case of inferred versus implied, as the way it was represented definitely implied to me that they weren't simulating.

      Furthermore, in the very article where you found the link, it states that Tesla is disputing the claims about both the brakes (please use the right brake, it makes so much more sense) breaking (point number four in the article), and the engine overheating (point number four). And furthermore, the video cuts before it can get to point number five. "That neither of the two Roadsters provided to Top Gear was available for test driving due to these problems." (Again, FTA).

      So, sorry fanboy, but you're too quick to defend and too quick to skip over the details.

      Also, I guess it's prudent to note that I have no affiliation with either group, nor do I have any true interest in this at all. As of today I have watched more Top Gear than I have in the rest of my life.

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    5. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      true dat, i have driven a LPG car for a while (petrol car with LPG installation added), and while it still ran on petrol and the combined range was around 900-1000 km, the LPG range was only 350 km before needing a fill-up. Now given that it was a company car i was forced to drive on LPG 95% of the time, resulting in very very frequent tank-stops. For this reason alone i would prefer not to drive LPG again.

      Now halve that range and change the fill-up time from 5 minutes to 8 hours and you have a typical electric car.

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    6. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They ran it on the Top Gear test track, this is notorious for massively reducing the apparant range of petrol/diesel cars, they thrash cars on the track massive acceleration, decceleration, power slides etc ... most normal cars only get 10 mpg (or less) under these conditions, they have driven several cars until empty, so the Tesla's 200 mile range could be nearer 50miles under these conditions, which they could easily have done ...

      Also the Tesla did break down, and Tesla do not seem to be disputing this ...?

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    7. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by makomk · · Score: 3, Informative

      They don't SAY it ran out, but they do IMPLY it ran out. They go "But then... Oh..." he looks down and it decreases its acceleration.

      Or possibly the car deliberately decreased its acceleration because the battery was running low. Note that "low" doesn't mean "close to 0%" - it would seem that the car stops running completely at 10% battery left unless you want to reduce your battery life by overriding this. 20% battery when the warnings come on and the car starts reducing its performance to get you to recharge is totally plausible.

    8. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>They don't SAY it ran out, but they do IMPLY it ran out

      Huh? I just watched the video and the car came to a halt in the middle of the track twice. Once apparently completely, the other it slowed down when the engine overheated.

      Whether or not it actually happened is another issue, but Top Gear certainly did make it look like it was an unreliable POS.

    9. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla states 200 miles per charge for normal driving. Top Gear states 55 miles under track conditions. Those are not conflicting statements. Hence, that can't be used to disprove Top Gears claim. In fact, it will be very hard to prove that the Tesla, even under serious abuse will _always_ have a range of more than 55 miles.
      Hence, Top Gear can easily maintain that based on their particular test, the statement was true.

    10. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically it would still eventually run out of energy, although the car would probably have long since broken down, and even if it was still running you'd probably be more worried about the collapse of society :)

    11. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mea_culpa · · Score: 1

      ...they never claimed it actually ran out of charge during testing (which is what tesla is disputing). They showed a simulation of it running out of charge, but they could have easily just run it down! Who would say that they couldn't? That's not the point they were making. The visuals are for dramatic effect.

      I remember NBC installing incendiary devices in pickup trucks for 'dramatic effect' while reporting on the dangers of certain GM trucks exploding in a crash. They could have crashed 100s of trucks but they didn't.

      I guess it really boils down to how the public perceives their reviews. Much like how the public perceives the news from NBC vs Comedy Central. There seems to be many shades of gray between the two nowadays.

    12. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      GIve it up fanboy. Tesla are only doing this for publicity. The BBC would have covered their asses long before the show went out, they know what they are doing. The Tesla is advertised as a supercar, not a commuting car. Supercars are for tracks and speed, not shopping trips.

      With a bit of luck, T.G. will do a real number on them and break the car, and not let the Tesla team of engineers baby it while under review. They have access to the most demanding tracks in the world, with the best drivers, they can tear the Tesla to shreds in a few minutes if they wanted to.

      The reality is Tesla took a British car and put a big battery and washing machine motor in it. They don't know what they're doing in the automotive field and were suckered into the hype they got from web dweebies like yourself. Unfortunately for them, you lot are poor and can't afford an electric toy car.

      The fact your associated believed one thing is totally irrelevant, it just demonstrates they're dumb idiots that didn't listen to what was said.

      Boo hoo, don't cry because you don't know what you are talking about.

    13. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They lost sales (likely).

      likely != proof

    14. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by delinear · · Score: 1

      Yes, it seems core to Tesla's argument that, under non-aggressive driving conditions, the Tesla does have a greater range. I don't think TG ever claimed to test cars by driving them "non-aggressively". Aggression is integral to the show, every shot is some car spinning it's wheels or drifting or flooring it from a dead stop. If Jeremy had said "I drove this over the weekend and noticed the range was poor" then fair enough, but it's pretty clear the car was thrashed around and it's under those circumstances that the range was low. So, the conclusion is don't buy a Tesla if you intend to powerslide your way to the office. And on that bombshell...

    15. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      And they did say "We've worked out that it would only get 55 miles in our track driving" they never claimed it actually ran out of charge during testing (which is what tesla is disputing).

      That's even worse, and they're just idiots for making that claim. It would be the same as if I hopped into a Prius, floored it as I drove out of the driveway and up a hill to the stop sign, noticed that the car said it was only getting 35L/100km and complaining you'd never be able to go anywhere on that as youd quickly run out of gas. You cannot extrapolate from a tiny datapoint and try and claim its what people would actually get, especially when their number is so far off of published numbers of 200+mi from actual user and 3rd party testers.

      They lied and they're incompetent.

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    16. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      true dat, i have driven a LPG car for a while (petrol car with LPG installation added), and while it still ran on petrol and the combined range was around 900-1000 km, the LPG range was only 350 km before needing a fill-up. Now given that it was a company car i was forced to drive on LPG 95% of the time, resulting in very very frequent tank-stops. For this reason alone i would prefer not to drive LPG again.

      Now halve that range and change the fill-up time from 5 minutes to 8 hours and you have a typical electric car.

      The big difference being that you're unlikely to have an LPG tank in your garage, whereas with the electric you can pretty much guarantee that you'll start every day with a full "tank." Obviously if you drive more than the electric range per day, you're not a good candidate for one. Luckily for them, almost everyone drives far less.

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    17. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Or more importantly, don't buy a Tesla if you intent to take it to a track day. Because when you burn through your gas at 2x the normal rate in a petrol car, you can go to the gas station and fill it up and be on your way home.

      Regardless of what range it actually gets, a multiple-hour charging time is going to require *much* more forethought when it comes to use of the car, and this is an important point to show.

    18. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      As of today I have watched more Top Gear than I have in the rest of my life.

      This would be true whether you'd never seen any episodes or Top Gear, or seen every episode but the Tesla one...

    19. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it irrational. You can't "top off" at a 24hr station and be on your way and have a safe margin of range to get where you're going if you're passing through desolate (or unsafe) areas.

      My motorcycle has about a 6 gallon tank, and depending on conditions gets 35-45mpg. 2 hours interstate (140 miles) or 3 hours highway (180 miles) is about as long as I'll go between fills. I should have 240 or so miles between fills but head winds, speed, amount of traffic (you don't have to tailgate to get the benefits of someone else breaking up the air) can make that vary wildly. My motorcycle can be filled at any station. An electric is dead in the water if it can't be charged at home, which it very well may not make it back to.

    20. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by WagonWheelsRX8 · · Score: 1

      Hate to point this out, but your argument appears to be flawed: Quote from the show (which you quoted, emphasis mine). "...but then, although Tesla say it'll do 2 hundred miles we worked out that on our track it would run out after just fifty-five miles." And your implication appears to be that this translates to everyday driving (where the Tesla gets a range of ~200 miles). My point is that they specifically stated that they 'worked out' its range (easily meaning 'calculated' or 'extrapolated', among many other possibilities. Thus it is vague and not as definitive as many people appear to be reading it as.) Also, they tested it on their track, which is obviously not ideal for range, but since the Tesla IS marketed as an electric sports car IS an important piece of information to know (as believe it or not, many people actually enjoy to bring their sports cars to the track!) I can't assume that most people that watch the show know things about cars, but I imagine a decent percentage of their audience does, and can recognize that driving on the track does not equate to 'daily driving'.

    21. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by WagonWheelsRX8 · · Score: 1

      As far as the brakes, that was probably some showmanship based on issues with the car in the wild (and not their specific cars) used to illustrate reliability...this is only speculation though, there is not enough information presented to make any arguments for/against yet.

    22. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by aitikin · · Score: 1

      No, because if you'll read it, I stated the rest of my life, as in, excluding the day of posting.

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    23. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by aitikin · · Score: 1

      And your implication appears to be that this translates to everyday driving (where the Tesla gets a range of ~200 miles).

      Looks like we've another implied versus stated. I meant that the way it was listed in the show, they ran out of energy mid drive, not simulated running out of energy mid drive. This is a point that Tesla is disputing according to the second article listed in TFS. If you watched the video, they do not state anywhere that they had simulated it dying, or anything of the sort, just show it dead in the water.

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    24. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one in the world who routinely drives more than 200 miles in a stretch, or who expects to do it during the life of a vehicle? Am I the only one who would take a sports car to the track and drive it for more than an hour? You are being unrealistic about this cars suitability for a typical driver (my first point) or the for the people who would buy this car (the second point). The range and the charging time combine to make a serious limitation, which is the point TG was making with the video.

    25. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      When qualified engineers (and BBC Top Gear do employ them) state that a car as driven around a racetrack by a professional racing driver will not do the 200 miles it can achieve when driven carefully and economically, they are not incompetent.

      I'm amazed you've claimed they're lying. Did you note the rate at which they were using power and extrapolate the results?

      In race conditions I'd be getting low teens fuel economy from my car at best. Hell, I'm not a professional race driver and I don't want to damage the drive train so I never really thrash it, and I only get 22mpg when I'm driving down country lanes. Yet in careful real-world driving I can get 50mpg.

      Can I believe that racetrack performance of a Tesla is substantially lower than 200 miles? Easily. Can I believe 55 miles? It's more realistic than suggesting a 211 mile range in racing conditions.

      You cannot extrapolate from a tiny datapoint and try and claim its what people would actually get

      Sorry, who has done that and made that claim? Where? Give me links to the quotes on the BBC website, or to the point in a video at which such claims are met?

      Top Gear were talking about performance on their track. They weren't talking about performance on the open road. Which part of the sentence a 4m58 in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfHyGD7_pM suggests you can't get 200 miles from it?

      They lied and they're incompetent.

      That's libellous. Luckily the BBC are unlikely to pursue you for it.

    26. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      That's libellous. Luckily the BBC are unlikely to pursue you for it

      They made numerous claims which were untrue such as the car running out of power and having to be pushed back for recharge among others. It's only libellous if my statements are untrue which they are not. The show should be labelled 'dramatization for entertainment only'. There is no technical merit to their reviews at all. They are portraying their reviews as factual but misrepresenting the facts to suit their own agenda. They lie. They falsify results.

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    27. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one in the world who routinely drives more than 200 miles in a stretch, or who expects to do it during the life of a vehicle? Am I the only one who would take a sports car to the track and drive it for more than an hour?

      Given the average commute time is 26 minutes over 16 miles, yes you are alone.

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    28. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Where did they claim it had run out of power? I linked the video, tell me which part of it claims the car ran out of power.

      There is no technical merit to their reviews at all.

      Clearly false.

      They are portraying their reviews as factual but misrepresenting the facts to suit their own agenda. They lie. They falsify results.

      As I said, libellous.

      Out of curiousity, why do you hate them so much? I'm confused. I quite like the BBC and I enjoy Top Gear, and I'm British so I can easily differentiate between humour and objective product reviews, so maybe I'm just missing out on whatever it is that's causing your bile.

    29. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Nope, you're not alone, it just seems like it on this site where most are unlikely to do a commute longer than the trip from the basement to the kitchen.

    30. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Do you only drive to work and back? Do you never go anywhere else? Because if you want to go somewhere that's more than 200 miles away (or 100 miles if you want to go there and back the same day), this car will not get you there. You can not use this car for a road trip. You can not take this car out for a couple hours at the track. These are things that are expected of sports cars, and it can not do them. The argument that it works for 90% of the miles you want to drive is pointless, because you will either have to give up on the other 10%, or have another car to drive them in. Who would spend $200K for a sports car that you can only drive to work and back? Not most people who would spend $200K on a car.

    31. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I quite like the BBC as well, many top notch shows you'd never see anywhere else. I used to watch top gear but with the history of numerous racist remarks and now clearly biased reporting, I've had enough and refuse to watch. The host is a dick and unprofessional - I'll get my entertainment elsewhere.

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    32. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      The last thing I want to do is to spend several hours in a car to go somewhere. I have better things to do with my time. If it's that far, I'll fly.

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    33. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Fly for a three hour road trip? You'd be a special kind of daft if think you'd arrive before the person driving a car.

      You have to get to the airport, through the airport, lift off from the airport, here's the fast bit fly to the other airport, land, get off the airplane, get any luggage, get a rental car and then you get to do all that again to go home.

    34. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      clearly biased reporting

      The point they are making about range and charging times is spot on. You've only nit-picked a scene that was added to make a point, and all that shows is that you REALLY don't want to get the point. Their reporting wasn't biased, you're viewing was biased. Honestly, can you not see that the hours long charging time and 200 mile range constitute a fatal flaw? This car can not be used as a sports car. It can be used for your commute and other small trips like that (as long as you don't make too many in the same day). It can not be used to do many of the things buyers expect a car like this to do. That's the point they are making. How can you miss it?

      history of numerous racist remarks

      People make racist remarks sometimes (I bet you probably do too).

      The host is a dick and unprofessional

      This is a character he is playing, you can't actually get to know someone by watching them on television. The personalities the hosts portray is part of their comedy routine. Television isn't real.

      I'll get my entertainment elsewhere.

      I'd doubt they'd mind if you stop watching, but if you weren't so full of yourself all the time, you could probably appreciate the show. You seem like you are the person Jeremy Clarkston is pretending to be on the show.

    35. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I don't like people that make continual racist remarks and I don't like misrepresentation. Why are you so adamant that I like the show?

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    36. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would I regularly go on a three hour road trip? I've done a long trip like that maybe twice in my life. Seems kinda silly to keep a gas guzzler around for the once in a decade trip. Makes no sense. I'd much rather have a very fuel efficient car for my short trips, then if it far enough to fly, then fly, otherwise rent or borrow a suitable vehicle. The kind of trips you are talking about just dont happen for most people.

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    37. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      But you are misrepresent the car when you say the flaw they pointed out is not real. You are also misrepresenting the show when you say they make continual racist remarks. I watch it all the time, and I can't even think of a racist remark they've made. I'd assume if they were continual I'd have at least noticed and remembered one or two of them.

      You don't have to like the show, but if you're going to go around saying they falsify information and promote racism, I'm going to call you out on it. So you don't understand the show, and you don't get the humor. Whatever, I couldn't care less. But that that doesn't mean you can go around saying things that aren't true and expect no one will ever tell you you're wrong.

    38. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      It's common for anyone not living in the urban blight zone of my state. And for the adjacent states to the west.

      How many times have you left your city? Block?

    39. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by definate · · Score: 2

      No, I believe Top Gear has since admitted that it hadn't ran out of power, but they just put on that show, to show what it would be like if it did lose power. So, it wasn't due to it running low or similar.

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    40. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by definate · · Score: 1

      LOL Stupidest comment yet. It's almost entirely predicated on your assumptions about me.

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    41. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      It was all over the news and is a known controversy with the show about the continual racist comments.

      Here is a news article about the show slamming Mexicans: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/mexico/110201/BBC-racist-mexican-stereotypes-top-gear and http://www.nowpublic.com/world/bbc-apologies-top-gear-racist-comments-about-mexico

      Germans: http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Germans-up-in-arms-over.2686710.jp and http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/text/apps_aprjun2006_text.html

      Gays: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6189163.stm

      If you watch it all the time you must have known about the ongoing racist issues with that show. I'm guessing you don't actually watch the show at all.

      I've backed up my statements and stand by every one of them as the truth.

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    42. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I leave my town every day to drive into the city to work, then back again.

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    43. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by viracochas · · Score: 1

      On the second note, if Tesla's claim that they can prove their disputes with the data logging on the roadster proves true, than Tesla's going to win

      OK but what is the chain of custody on these logs? If Tesla produces them two years after the fact that can hardly be introduced as evidence.

    44. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by aitikin · · Score: 1

      Again, IANAL, nor am I acquainted with British libel laws or statutes of limitations, but if they can prove that they haven't been tampered with (don't ask me how), than they most likely can be used. It will be interesting.

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    45. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Ok, one of the links you posted explains what I'm trying to say, hopefully better than I've been able to:

      Summary of findings (April–June 2006)

      Top Gear

      BBC Two, 13 November 2005

      a) The programme

      Top Gear is a magazine programme presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. It covers motoring news and reviews the latest car models.

      b) The complaint

      The item concerned the Tokyo Motor Show. Richard Hammond picked up on the news that in order to emphasise that the Mini Estate is “quintessentially British”, the makers had stocked it with teaspoons and teabags. Jeremy Clarkson then commented: “We should do a car that’s quintessentially German ... giving it trafficators that imitate a Nazi salute ... and a satnav that only goes to Poland.” He concluded by commenting: “Und ein fanbelt that lasts a thousand years!”

      The complainant argued that:

      Clarkson’s comments were “poisonous rubbish”.
      His comments were a “racist slur” on Germany that perpetuated the stereotype of Germany as a “land of aggressors”.
      Racism against other nationalities would not be tolerated.
      It could not be dismissed as a bit of fun.
      The Head of the Editorial Complaints Unit did not uphold the complaint and the complainant appealed to the Governors’ Programme Complaints Committee.

      c) Relevant Editorial Guidelines (post July 2005)

      Harm & Offence

      Introduction

      The BBC aims to reflect the world as it is, including all aspects of the human experience and the realities of the natural world. In doing so, we balance our right to broadcast and publish innovative and challenging content appropriate to each of our services with our responsibility to protect the vulnerable.

      When we broadcast or publish challenging material which risks offending some of our audience we must always be able to demonstrate a clear editorial purpose. Such material may include, but is not limited to, offensive language, humiliation, sexual violence and discriminatory treatment. We must be sensitive to audience expectations, particularly in relation to the protection of children, as well as clearly signposting the material.

      Audience expectations

      We should judge the suitability of content for our audiences, including children, in relation to the expectations of the likely audience at a particular time on a particular day, and in relation to the nature of the service as well as the nature of the content. We should ask ourselves the following questions:

      BBC Programme Complaints: Appeals to th e Governors Page 5

      What is the likely composition of the audience, including the likely number and age range of children in the audience taking into account school time, weekends and holidays? We should be aware that school holidays are different in different parts of the UK.
      Does the talent, slot, genre or service carry pre-existing expectations which may be challenged by the content?
      Is harm or offence likely to be caused by misleading the audience or in the inclusion of difficult or challenging material?
      Has any difficult or challenging content been clearly signposted?
      Are there any special sensitivities surrounding the slot, for example religious festivals, and anniversaries of major events?
      What is the likely “pull-through audience”, i.e. what is the nature of the preceding content and what kind of audience is it likely to attract?
      Portrayal

      We aim to reflect fully and fairly all of the United Kingdom’s people and cultures in our services. Content may reflect the prejudice and disadvantage which exist in our society but we should not perpetuate it. We should avoid offensive or stereotypical assumptions and people should only be described in terms of their disability, age, sexual orientation and so on when clearly editorially justified.

      d) Transcript

      RICHARD HAMMOND: W

    46. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I live in Southern California, so I will provide you with a fes specific examples of the things I need a car to do for me where the tesla would be problematic:

      Drive to 6 Flags and back: 170 miles, that tesla better actually get 200, or I will be in real trouble

      Drive to Las Vegas: 260 miles, there's no way the tesla can make the trip, but I could take a plane if I don't mind taking a cab in vegas as well. It is faster and cheaper to drive though.

      Drive to Sequoia National Park and back (there's no electricity up there) 550 miles. This trip is hopeless with the Tesla, and you can't take a plane.

      Drive to SanDiego and back: 180 miles. The tesla probably can't make this trip, and I wouldn't want to try my luck on it.

      Drive to TJ and back: 210 miles. The tesla is no good for it.

      Drive up the coast to San Francisco: 450 miles. Nope.

      It's not just that, I will often put more than 100 miles on my car in a day (I average a little over 2000 miles a month). I would definitely need a special charging station if I want my car to be ready in the morning for another 100 mile day. But I live in an apartment, so I can't exactly have one installed.

      You electric car advocates like to act like I'm some kind of freak, and claim that normal people don't do these things. It's true that I drive a lot, but most people will occasionally require their car to make these kind of trips. Especially people who aren't young and single like me. The Tesla is not a realistic prospect for most drivers, and you're delusional to claim that it is.

    47. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      The kind of trips you are talking about just dont happen for most people.

      Then how come most people are concerned about the range and recharge time on the Tesla? Most drivers do make these kind of trips. A 3 hour road trip is not a long trip at all. Do you ever go to the movies? That takes about the same amount of time.

    48. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Movies? Within a 30 minute drive I can get to three big screen HD mega theaters with IMAX. There are also a number of other smaller theaters I could go to as well.

      I would not say MOST people are concerned about it. Sure some people drive far and an electric would not be suitable. However only 8% of commuters travel more than 35 miles to work. MOST people just want something to bitch about.

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    49. Re:Tesla is misrepresenting the claims made. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I can see how, if you take the comments out of context, they would be incredibly offensive. But JC makes comments like that all the time! .... t's pretty clear to me, however, they these comments are meant in jest.

      Ok, sorry about that you limey cocksucker. Ha ha! Only kidding. I do that all the time you git (ha ha!).

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  45. A pox on both their houses by jet_silver · · Score: 0

    Clarkson is an ass and Tesla is a tax farm. Scroom, both.

    However, the dignified party in this particular action is Tesla. Clarkson, being an ass and a blowhard, cannot possibly be dignified.

  46. The cars did break down, but so would many cars by name_already_taken · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They say the cars didn't break down. Take note: cars. Top Gear claimed on-air that not only did both require recharging (Tesla also says neither ran out of charge), but that they both broke down. Tesla says that's a fabrication.

    One car's motor overheated and basically shut down, "reduced power" was what Clarkson said when it happened. The other car's brakes failed.

    Those are failures, regardless if they were temporary or not.

    The problem is, Top Gear tests cars as though they are going to be driven on "track days" which are basically amateur racing where the cars are pushed hard for a long time - totally unlike the real-world road driving most people do. Most mass-market cars would suffer brake failures or other problems when used this way.

    Frankly, given that Top Gear tests cars on their track the way they do, the review was pretty balanced. They showed that although the Tesla didn't handle quite as well as the Lotus that it's based on, it could out-accelerate the Lotus on the straights.

    On almost every episode of Top Gear there is a multi-hundred-thousand dollar (up to millions of dollars) car sliding around the test track, being pushed to its limits in ways that no street driven car would be. The Tesla, like many cars, isn't built to take it. Would you be upset if your $2,000,000 Bugatti suffered the same problems? Yes. Would you even be surprised if a $20,000 Honda's engine overheated or brakes failed when driven that way for an extended time? No. The issue is that the "real world" Clarkson was talking about was on their track, not on public roads.

    The Tesla is built to be a sporty car, but not a race car. There are some cars that can take abuse all day long and do just fine, and some that can't. There's nothing wrong with that. When I owned a Porsche I was able to drive the car very hard all day long and then drive it home as though nothing had happened. My V8 Camaro could beat the Porsche in a drag race (wouldn't come close on a corner though) but it would have ended up ruined given a day of the same treatment the Porsche took.

    Top Gear has also driven a Prius around their track as fast as possible, with a V8 BMW M3 following it to prove that hybrids aren't the end-all of fuel economy (the BMW got far better gas mileage because the Prius was never designed to be driven on a track). The same type of driving is a recipe for using up 100% of an electric car's charge pretty quickly, and given that type of usage, the comments about recharge time are valid. But, if you just want to drive sedately to work and back, the Prius is going to get much better gas mileage than the M3.

    Sending a "performance" car to Top Gear that isn't designed for the rigors of track use is guaranteed to result in a bad review. It's not like they're doing bland consumer reviews of family cars like PBS' Motor Week.

    Sometime the Tesla guys should watch the review of the Bentley where one of the rear tires explodes, and think themselves lucky. Heck, the seats in one Mercedes-Benz (an AMG Black model) were compared unfavorably to a pile of rocks. You don't see M-B complaining.

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    1. Re:The cars did break down, but so would many cars by mcvos · · Score: 2

      Top Gear has also driven a Prius around their track as fast as possible, with a V8 BMW M3 following it to prove that hybrids aren't the end-all of fuel economy (the BMW got far better gas mileage because the Prius was never designed to be driven on a track).

      Not just that. The BMW was slipstreaming behind the Prius. That saves quite a bit of fuel. (Also, BMWs are actually pretty efficient.)

      The same type of driving is a recipe for using up 100% of an electric car's charge pretty quickly, and given that type of usage, the comments about recharge time are valid.

      Comments about recharge times are perfectly valid. Claiming it ran out of power at 25% of the claimed range when it didn't, isn't.

  47. You need to be misleading and damaging by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    There were a few misleading claims. There were a few damaging claims.

    I suspect Top Gear's defence will be that the misleading claims weren't damaging and the damaging claims weren't misleading.

    It didn't run out of power on the track. Misleading. But damaging? It would have done.

    The breakdowns were staged. However, these were breakdowns that actually happened. Once again not damaging.

    Will only manage 55 miles. Potentially damaging, But since it's actually true, not misleading.

    Honestly, a to of this seems pretty weasely from Tesla. They claim it will manage 211 miles in a verified test. That's fair enough. You don't buy a Tesla as a commuter car though. You'll probably want to go to a track day or two. There may well have always been a car available but there was only one available for a lot of the time and they didn't have one available with good charge at all times.

    1. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Will only manage 55 miles."

      I know that to be bullshit as I've done several test drives on a fully-charged Tesla and have easily dropped more than 50 miles each time, and the battery indicator still read ~70%.

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    2. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, if that's the case, I'm sure that the logs will show that the car did have 70% charge left after 50 miles around the track.

    3. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a track. Were you flooring the accelerator, reaching a curve, braking hard, then flooring it again, over and over, on your test drives? I seriously doubt it. Those are the conditions under which it has a range of 55 miles.

      I swear, you people can be very dim sometimes,

    4. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Were those test drives around a tight, twisting track on a high friction surface, when you were trying to go as fast as possible?

      Or are you comparing apples to oranges

    5. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by delinear · · Score: 1

      Or that there is a consistent problem with the battery charge indicators on Teslas :)

    6. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Considering the test drive consisted of actual freeway driving, from both Palo Alto, CA to Livermore, CA, and Maidenhead, UK to Sutton, UK, you are not in a position to make any assumptions.

      Oh, and in the UK, yes, you do brake and accelerate rather rapidly, over and over again. Have you ever driven in the UK? You have to be suicidal to NOT ride your brakes.

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    7. Re:You need to be misleading and damaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop-start on a road (even if you did hit the M25 at peak rush hour) is a little different from track driving. And if that's the situation, then you're not going to get much past 70. Probably stuck below 50 most of the time. Cars are more efficient at low speeds.

      The Top Gear test was quite clearly bombing along straights, braking extremely heavily before corners and then throttling up as fast as it can go again. That's not going to take advantage of the regenerative braking that light slowing and speeding up on a motorway is going to do.

  48. Opinions Based on Visual Effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, how people's bullshit detectors didn't go off with this show from day one I'll never understand. Now this show has ascended the ranks of the virtueless as a scripted pile of deceitful posers, to their official seat among the evil people. Falsifying the failures of the Tesla Roadster!? For dramatic effect or politics? Who cares! It’s equally depraved and boring TV. What's clear is that the show's vehicular criticism is unreliable - because it is a STAGED FICTION that fools people into believing they're getting honest discourse. Yes. It makes people into fools! Why have I chosen to rail against Top-Gear and not The Bachelor? But I haven't! My points and opinions are actually baseless musings, merely presented to you in an informative journalistic style for entertainment value.

  49. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    November 2009 : Telsa Roadster drives 501Km (311miles), World Record for an EV.

    55miles is absolute horseshit.

    http://www.impress.com.au/press-releases-mainmenu-1/internode-mainmenu-48/737-hackett-smashes-ev-world-distance-record-with-tesla.html

  50. STAGED FICTION by Star+Balm+ · · Score: 1

    Honestly, how people's bullshit detectors didn't go off with this show from day one I'll never understand. Now this show has ascended the ranks of the virtueless as a scripted pile of deceitful posers, to their official seat among the evil people. Falsifying the failures of the Tesla Roadster!? For dramatic effect or politics? Who cares! It’s equally depraved and boring TV. What's clear is that the show's vehicular criticism is unreliable - because it is a STAGED FICTION that fools people into believing they're getting honest discourse. Yes. It makes people into fools! Why have I chosen to rail against Top-Gear and not The Bachelor? But I haven't! My points and opinions are actually baseless musings, merely presented to you in an informative journalistic style for entertainment value.

  51. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > When he later calculated the time to drive to Scotland, with the 16 hour recharge rate from a normal electrical socket, it was obvious he was using the 211 mile figure. (It's a trip of @700 miles)

    Don't be daft. The whole island of Britain is only ~500 miles long. London to Edinburgh is 330 miles. Edinburgh to manchester is only 200 odd miles. The Tesla could make it on 1 charge.

    Remember that the distance from England to Scotland, seeing as they share a land border, is 0 (zero) miles. More's the pity.

  52. For what it's worth.... by gefafwysp · · Score: 1

    ...they also dubbed in a sample of a turbine shutting down during the the sequence where the power "runs out". If that isn't enough to suggest that the viewer is being misled, then what is?

  53. Electric Cars, BPs Worst Nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the fact that BP sponsors the "Top Gear Festival", I don't think it's too much of a stretch to assume ties between Top Gear and BP. Call me cynical, but Top Gear's BP buddies wouldn't exactly be happy with a glowing review of an electric car...

  54. Some say the next series will contain... by leastsquares · · Score: 1

    ...lots of jokes at Tesla's expense.

    And... on that bombshell...

  55. Re: by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Both are as factual as The Onion, and as unbiased as the Daily Mail.

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  56. Ya pretty much by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    And add to that the fact that unless they are total morons, they had to have watched Top Gear and thus be aware they are goof balls. I mean these are the people that did a beach assault with the Royal Marines using a sedan.They do silly things with cars, they rip on shit that doesn't matter at all to normal people. Also any sort of performance car tends to get reviewed by Clarkson who (at least on camera) is a complete speed freak and doesn't like any car that can't go 200mph+.

    If they didn't expect a review like this, they either didn't do due diligence in checking out the show, or were idiots. If they didn't want a review like this, they shouldn't have submitted it to Top Gear.

    The whole reason I (and plenty of others) watch Top Gear is how silly it is. I don't want to see a factual review on a super car I will never own. I want to see Clarkson tear ass around their track, spin out, and complain about trivialities. It is fun to watch.

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  58. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by CrazyBusError · · Score: 1

    Er, try again.

    London - Edinburgh is 400 miles.

    Dover - Wick (ie. going straight up the country) is 750 miles.

    If you want to go 'end to end' (which maybe doesn't qualify for how long the country is, but is still a single road journey) it's 840 miles. Whichever way you look at it, the whole island of Britain is somewhat more than 'only ~500 miles long'.

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  59. Good for them. by usacomp2k3 · · Score: 1

    It's about time someone took those guys down a notch. The scenarios are so contrived that the draw such huge conclusions off of the smallest unimportant decisions. Then they claim that certain cars are crap because they don't compare to those 3x their price. It pisses me off how much they do for the entertainment value rather than trying to actually fairly depict the car they are testing. There certainly are plenty of defamatory statements that get made all of the time on the show.

    1. Re:Good for them. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      It can be a fun show, but I started to drift away after they were standing around drooling over some new Citroën model that looked like it had been caught in an accident between two giant trucks... and another truck fell out of the sky on top of it. That, and there was a series of shows that were mainly Clarkson creaming himself over supercars that only oil rich dictators can afford to buy and maintain. They hadn't gone on a good outing in weeks. *shrug* Maybe I'm just not that big of a car enthusiast to get excited over endless arty shots of three foot high cars whizzing past while England's majestic battleship gray skies lie turgidly in the background.

      Clarkson is funny, but he can be a real dinosaur at times. Deviate from gasoline and a basic gear shift level, and he switches into "get off my lawn" mode.

      I wouldn't say no to another series of James May's toy show, though. That was awesome.

  60. Too lazy to wait for the batteries to go empty? by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    Maybe they really just didn't drive it around so much, and since they wanted to get a shot of the car running out of batteries, they staged it.
    They've staged quite a few more things on that show. Cars spontaneously catching fire. Piano falling from the sky. James supposedly died in Albania (was back the next show). Hey, they just do that. We know it.

    Did you guys think that all the contests they showed were really such a close finish every bloody time? Wake up.

    I think Tesla makes a mistake with this lawsuit. I do not believe that Top Gear plainly lied about the car. But they more than likely staged some things. They might say sorry publicly, but they'll do it in such a way that they make Tesla look silly. They have a habit of making fun of America anyway... and to get sued - a lawsuit is quite an American habit actually. I think it'll backfire.

  61. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

    Well, I think complaining about mileage for an electric car, but not for gasoline cars _on a track_ is stupid, because it's unfairly complaining about a car not having a never-ending supply of fuel in one type, and not the other.

    If you really want that to be the complaint, please for every car you put on the track, measure the mileage you get on the track, let's see how many yards you get from a zonda or bugatti.

    The complaint is that it takes a long time for the battery to recharge, just framed stupidly to ask the question again.

    If Tesla is sure that they have a good car that can go 211 miles per charge, I'd throw up a challenge to Top Gear, Make the challenge be that they use the car as their normal car for a week, see how it goes.

    the problem will still be slow recharge time, like everyone knows, but it would be interesting whether the capacity of the cars is enough for their day-to-day driving or not.

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  64. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by mcvos · · Score: 1

          1. The Roadster ran out of charge and had to be pushed into the Top Gear hangar by four men.

    4:56 - Top gear doesn't actually state that they ever ran out of battery. They simulated it ("and if it does run out") as an illustration that driving the car as marketed (As a sports car) gives you a much smaller range than the quoted figure. They could have done it for real by driving it around the track for hour, but what does this gain exactly?

    Credibility. Proof. Ultimate defense against a libel suit.

  65. evidence? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    So 2 years after the show aired they suddenly have evidence in the form of on-board computer records? Records that anyone here on slashdot could easily forge not to mention the programmers at tesla. The idea that they have a an electric car that has a massively larger range than any other electric in the world is implausible enough, but the fact that its a sports car should be the nail in the coffin. Anyone that's ever raced electric RC cars knows that acceleration is the bane of battery life.

    With what I know of batteries and electric motors, my guess is they are both correct. Teslas purported range is probably taken from doing 25mph (or less) on a closed track with no stops. I saw the top gear episode and there's no doubt that they hammered that car just like they do every other car they put on their track. If tesla really wants to argue their point they should ask a simple question... what was the range/fuel economy of the lotus while they were pounding it just as hard? Those super cars usually get as low as 1 or 2 miles per gallon while their being raced... and they have a 20 or 30 gallon tank on them at most? So it's likely it had even LESS range than the electric under the same conditions.

    1. Re:evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla was willing to just let it go initially, but the episode keeps airing, and Tesla is seeing negative feedback as a result.

      Yeah, an electric car didn't do well going balls out continuously on a race track. Derp. A Boxter won't carry many bricks, either, and a Veyron won't win an offroad race. It was a stupid way to test an electric car.

  66. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 2

    55 miles ROUND A TRACK /= 311 miles driven to get as much range as possible.

    idiot.

  67. Suevertisement by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Suing just for the publicity, as the website name 'teslavstopgear' clearly points out. Might as well go all in and have Judge Judy officiate.

  68. Why is everyone assuming Tesla's right? by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2

    I'm kind of confused, why is everybody talking as if Tesla had been proved right in any way? They've made a claim in a lawsuit. They haven't proved it, or even given any real information about it.

    Top Gear's claim about range specifically states that they calculated the range on the track to be 55. They didn't state the method of calculation. Did they drive it until the gauge read half full and double it? Then if their calculation is incorrect, then Tesla's gauge is incorrect, not their calculation. Unless there's proof that you can flog a Tesla on a track and get significantly more mileage out of it, then Top Gear's claim is valid and correct. Note that Tesla does not give a fuel economy estimate for driving their sports car agressively on a track, just that driving carefully can increase the range by 50%. I know I've driven my car carefully on the highway and gotten 28MPG, but on a track I get a little less than 4MPG.

    This doesn't require a lawsuit. It requires an independent race car driver, one Tesla, a track, and a video camera. They've had two years. If they haven't done this, then their claim is BS.

    There doesn't seem to be any dispute that the brakes stopped working on one and the engine overheated in the other. Claiming the engine overheating is not a breakdown is ludicrous, if the car stops running on it's own (or slows down enough that it's obviously having a problem), it's a breakdown, even if the solution is just to let it cool down. It would definitely count on a gasoline car, why anyone would think it doesn't on an electric is beyond me.

    As far as the car being shown to coast to a stop on the track, unless they specifically pointed out each one as a breakdown, there's nothing libelous about it.

    They are entirely accurate in their claim that it doesn't work in the real world. If it did, why did Tesla feel the need to give them two so one could charge while the other was running? Is there any other real world car that you'd need two of for a day's driving?

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    1. Re:Why is everyone assuming Tesla's right? by Posting=!Working · · Score: 1

      Also, looking around the internet for actual experience, Top Gear's numbers sound a lot closer to accurate than Tesla's, even on Tesla's own message board:

      http://www.teslamotors.com/forum/forums/milage-range-track-speeds

      The last one states that he got 30 track miles and 30 road miles, an that the range said he had 35 miles left (based on the combined usage.) If you assume that the track miles use twice as much battery power as the road miles (and this is an estimate that is extremely in Tesla's favor, most cars are much worse,) the track range works out to just over 50 miles.

      Air conditioning, lights, heater, radio all drain the battery faster. I'd bet on the right track with the lights, air con. and radio running, you could get a range in the 40s or 30s.

      The brakes broke. The engine overheated. These aren't disputed by Tesla, they just want to redefine the term 'breakdown' to not include them (again, on every other car in the world, those are breakdowns.) They will be destroyed in court, they're just trying get some publicity by sow doubt in the largest review of their only, and significantly flawed, product.

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    2. Re:Why is everyone assuming Tesla's right? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Also, looking around the internet for actual experience, Top Gear's numbers sound a lot closer to accurate than Tesla's, even on Tesla's own message board:

      Actually, they don't, and that's entirely the point. There is a huge difference between sports car and race car. People are often confused by the difference, but the difference is profound.

      The last one states that he got 30 track miles and 30 road miles, an that the range said he had 35 miles left (based on the combined usage.) If you assume that the track miles use twice as much battery power as the road miles (and this is an estimate that is extremely in Tesla's favor, most cars are much worse,) the track range works out to just over 50 miles.

      Actually, track running cuts power by roughly a factor of four. Your typical sports car driver cuts it roughly in half. That's a big difference. That means your typical sport driver will get something like 100 miles per charge. And given its targeting sporty commuters, it absolute fits the niche they specifically claim to address.

      You need to keep in mind, the number of sports cars which ever see a track is something less than 1%. Thusly, REAL sports cars are not run on tracks. Period. Race cars, on the other hand, do run on tracks. Extremely few production cars can withstand the punishment of a racetrack. Even extremely high end vehicles require tons of maintenance after a single race. In fact, in many motorsports, the engine is completely rebuilt after a race. Likewise, brakes are replaces, so on and so on.

      Attempting to hold a sports car to race car standards is very much comparing apples and oranges.

      The engine overheated.

      Doesn't mean what you think it means. For a Tesla Roadster, overheated means maximum power threshold has been lowered. That's not the same thing as being stuck on the side of the road, as the show clearly implied.

      The brakes broke.

      Something which was never addressed is if they broke, or if they "broke". The later is not terribly uncommon for the show.

    3. Re:Why is everyone assuming Tesla's right? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Sorry for second reply but I just got to the last post in the linked thread.

      I had my 2.0 Roadster on a 1.5 mile road course near Detroit MI. I started with 190 ideal miles on a performance charge. I drove 15 miles to the track. Track time during the afternoon consisted of four, 5 lap sessions. I then drove back the 15 miles back and arrived at my charge point with 85 ideal miles. Estimated miles was down around 35, due to my "non-green" driving on track. Sorry my numbers aren't more precise this took place 6 months ago.

      Just to further support for 4x race factor:
      That works out to be 15x2 for coming and going. Plus, 1.5 miles times five lapse. Providing for a x4 factor for the track distance we wind up with (1.5*5*4) + 15*2, which equals 60 miles. He started out with 190 miles of juice and finished with an estimated 85 miles. The calculation allows for 130 miles of juice. So in his case, the track time was actually more than a factor of four. It seems a factor of ten, for that guy, is more accurate. At any rate, as you can see, track driving has significantly higher demands than does typical economy driving or even sporty driving.

    4. Re:Why is everyone assuming Tesla's right? by Posting=!Working · · Score: 1

      The quote in question mentioning the range states specifically "on our track." Not on the streets, not at a specified average speed, but on the track. Everything you said about race cars and sports cars has nothing to do with the lawsuit.

      Doesn't mean what you think it means. For a Tesla Roadster, overheated means maximum power threshold has been lowered. That's not the same thing as being stuck on the side of the road, as the show clearly implied.

      When my car overheats, before it stops moving entirely, it runs like crap. When a car starts running like crap, I, and most rational people, try to stop the car while it is still moving under it's own power. That absolutely counts as a breakdown.

      New cars don't overheat on track days unless there's a problem with the cooling system. The Tesla overheated. They stopped to let it cool down when it did, like most rational people would.

      Something which was never addressed is if they broke, or if they "broke". The later is not terribly uncommon for the show.

      RTFA, the fuse for the brakes blew, by Tesla's own admission, causing the brakes not to stop the car. This is a brake failure by every rational standard that exists. This, to me, is also the most troubling reason to stay far away from the Tesla.

      the number of sports cars which ever see a track is something less than 1%. Thusly, REAL sports cars are not run on tracks. Period.

      Some sports cars are put on track, therefore real sports cars are not run on tracks? Question mark?

      Extremely few production cars can withstand the punishment of a racetrack. Even extremely high end vehicles require tons of maintenance after a single race.

      Speaking for the many people who have taken street cars regularly to the track - that's just pure bullshit. I've tracked many cars, none of the ones I've driven required tons of maintenance after a single track day. My Camaro (not even an extremely high end vehicle) has been taken to track days for 15 years now, other than the occasional brake pad, rotor (once), or quart of oil, there's no need for a post track day tear down or rebuild of anything. I've driven a Porsche at two track days, both times it was driven 6 hours to and from the event and no maintenance was needed. The vast majority of street cars are perfectly usable after a track day.

      Their whole point was it sucks as a track day car, and by most objective standards, it does. Compared to most other cars, it's brakes are unreliable and doesn't go very far without needing hours to recharge.

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  69. What? A blown fuse can cause brake failure!? by tazan · · Score: 1

    Holy Cr@p! Did no one think this through? Fuses pop all the time! I assume when they say fail they mean "not work as well" but still.

    1. Re:What? A blown fuse can cause brake failure!? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      The Tesla has two braking systems: The traditional disk brakes and the regenerative braking from the motor. I'm guessing the problem was with the motor braking.

  70. So that means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kdawson is Hammond
    CowboyNeal is Clarkson?

    1. Re:So that means... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Some say he was genetically cloned from one of Napoleons toenails. Others suggest he's a script written in an old version of perl.

      All we know is, he's called Samzenpus

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  71. This isn't about any kind of legal justice.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is purely a marketing play. Tesla want to get their product into everyone's heads again, and what better way than piggyback onto Top Gear - an instant 350 million readership. Anyone with half a brain knows that nothing that Top Gear showed was provably libellous or even cast the Tesla in a particularly bad light, and by launching this lawsuit they get to remind their potential customers that they exist, and an opportunity to show how much the car has improved over the past 2 years. The great news for Tesla is that because of Top Gear's edginess, there is enough to launch a lawsuit and that forces the BBC to either apologise (which is win) or defend (which keeps them in the news which is also a win).

  72. Ferrari analogy by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1
    Top Gear: We tested the new Ferrari, but never got to the 200+ miles the tank should last, because the car broke down before.

    Ferrari: The test was staged, the car could not have broken down because our data loggers show the tank was never empty.

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  73. Re:California company is acting. What a surprise. by gsslay · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately Top Gear is not only very popular , but also still believed to have elements of factual content by many people. So naturally anything that trashes their car on the show is going to adversely affect Tesla's reputation and sales.

    Personally I think they have a sound case for this legal action. Top Gear faked events and then presented them as fact. Claiming afterwards that they were simulations of what might happen is total BS. Any other car they test might spin off the track and kill Clarkson in a fossil-fuel fed explosion. But you don't see them simulating that.

  74. This can't be the first time. by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    I can't even count how many other cars have been verbally ripped to shreds by Clarkson. Everyone knows that his reviews are supposed to be funny, so I'm not sure why anyone would take them seriously. I've always wondered how they've stayed out of legal hot water with regard to not getting sued by manufacturers whose cars get poor reviews. I always assumed that the BBC ran the episode by them before airing it to get their blessing, but I guess that's not the case. At any rate, Top Gear is some damn fine television, in particular Clarkson's over the top sarcasm is wonderful. Without it, I'm not sure they'd have a watchable show. The cars are just supporting characters IMHO.

  75. Boo hoo by PeterChenoweth · · Score: 1

    Going by what Jeremy Clarkson says (the reviewer who did the Tesla piece, for those that don't know), I'd think every car manufacturer would have claims against Top Gear. Most BMW's are described as rubbish. Audi's are for male-roosters. French cars are all crap. Porsche 911's were designed by Hitler, nor have they changed since 1938. Most American cars are dreadful. Ford Mustang's have the rear suspension of an ox cart (true, that...). The old Saab 9-5 had enough torque to change the rotation of the earth. And on, and on, and on. It's what Top Gear does. The Tesla Roadster wasn't singled out.

    Top Gear is 20% car information and 80% entertainment. Jeremy's work in particular is overwrought with irony and sarcasm. That's the way he is, and I and many others love it.

    The piece on Tesla did nothing more than point out the "range anxiety" problem. That shouldn't have been unexpected. The fact is, Top Gear presents cars in a way that many people (350 million or so?) find entertaining. IIRC, they did have a few positive things to say about the Tesla while it was working. The handling and acceleration was good. But they did point out that after a thrashing on the track, they ran out of juice after ~55 miles. And then just like the battery-powered R/C cars of my youth, you're stuck inside for the next X-hours while the thing charges back up. That is the #1 problem with electric cars, and Top Gear did nothing more than to play on that issue.

    Bottom line, if Tesla had wanted a rainbows-and-unicorns review of the Roadster, they should have called MotorWeek.

  76. Top Gear is not a serious review show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does not go out to scientifically evaluate the technical specifications of a vehicle, but merely to provide entertainment. The meta-narrative underlying this particular feature is as follows: "Environmentalists are all loonies, electric cars are crap and are a nasty foreign invention, petrol cars are much better, particularly British ones."
    It's about conforming to people's pre-conceived ideas, rather than finding out the actual truth.

  77. Computer analogy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found the article difficult to read. Can someone give me a computer analogy to help me understand it more clearly?

  78. Edison's machine by kriston · · Score: 1

    Edison's machine is a love song. I'm no Mama's fool. Call it what you want, the way it is you're caught in a dream.

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  79. Not only that, by teeloo · · Score: 1

    the Tesla is an American car. Top Gear has always made fun/trashed of American cars because of their poor handling, cheap quality, under-engineering, crappy mileage, etc.

  80. I Don't Get It... by Zalbik · · Score: 2

    I don't understand the summary at all!

    Could someone please provide a simple car analogy?

  81. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what's Jeremy really like in person?

  82. Re:California company is acting. What a surprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be an ugly jackass troll. Top Gear is crossing the line if they truly did sandbag the Roadster in review and publicly called it a POS. Your dislike or their car or Elon has nothing to do with TFA or Tesla's right, as a company, to not be slandered in a TV broadcast. Can somebody here please mod this jerk-off the troll that he is?

  83. Take a Lesson from Koenigsegg by eepok · · Score: 1

    There was one episode where the Stig drove a Koenigsegg around the track. It was squirrely around the corners and actually veered off into a tire wall. They said that if there was a spoiler on it, it wouldn't have had that problem.

    So did Koenigsegg sue? No. They know that Top Gear is 50% fun and 50% PR, so they took the car back to the shop, slapped a spoiler on it, and sent it back. How cool is that?

    What Tesla should have done is say, "Thanks for giving our car a good thrashing. We're working on some modifications to improve track performance and we'll send you that car when it's ready." And then actually do so. That way, Clarkson has no choice to say, at the very worst, "Tesla may make eco-cars, but they're a hell of a lot of fun and I think they may be on to something..."

  84. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To answer the question posed by the subject line of your comment: Everyone is assuming that Tesla's claims are true because Tesla makes electric cars, which are a Good Thing (TM) and therefore to be lauded regardless of reality or any quest for truth. People believe what they believe and automatically support anything that looks like what they believe, making ad hominem attacks when they run out of points they thought were rational in favor of their positions. That's just human nature, no different in politics than it is when talking about cars.

  85. Tesla is American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... it is no secret that the British Top Gear tends to dislike American car companies and their products.

    Going to Top Gear for accurate car information is like going to uncyclopedia to do an accurate thesis on Oscar Wilde.

  86. Top Gear staging things? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I have to agree, at least to a large extent. Sure, Top Gear is an entertainment show -- not "Consumer Reports TV for vehicles". But what's so "invalid" about showing the Tesla only goes 55 miles on a charge, with pedal to the metal driving? That's one of the realities and weaknesses of electric cars that it's worth noting Tesla hasn't been able to overcome either.

    It's probably telling that Tesla Motors isn't even attempting to sue for anything more than getting the episode pulled from television. I mean, if they've got such a strong case of this being inaccurate and damaging information, why not sue for monetary damages while they're at it? Surely the legal fees are somewhat substantial....

    And in a more general, overall sense? I think Clarkson and co. are absolutely right in giving the Tesla roadster a hard time. What niche does the car really fill? It's not suitable for any real racing, because it's not comparable enough to the competition to even be allowed to enter it in many formal racing events. It's WAY too expensive and out of reach for the very audience who is concerned that high gas prices are hammering their pocketbook. It seems to be little more than a way for the uber-wealthy to buy yet another high dollar "exotic sports car" while trying to say they're "environmentally conscious" at the same time. I bet in any exhaustive analysis of the total environmental impact of owning such a car, it wouldn't fare that well against a gasoline-powered counterpart anyway. (Consider the whole process of making its batteries and environmental impact disposing of them will have, whenever they wear out. Consider the environmental impact of generating the electricity used to recharge the car all the time. Are its owners going to exclusively connect them up to wind farms?)

  87. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Top Gear" - even the name indicates they have no intention of driving the car around town for a week. Also, the Tesla Roadster is a $100,000-plus sports car. Nobody is buying it for day-to-day driving.

  88. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The Roadster ran out of charge and had to be pushed into the Top Gear hangar by four men.

    4:56 - Top gear doesn't actually state that they ever ran out of battery. They simulated it ("and if it does run out") as an illustration that driving the car as marketed (As a sports car) gives you a much smaller range than the quoted figure. They could have done it for real by driving it around the track for hour, but what does this gain exactly?

    To be fair, they absolutely were not driving the car as a "sports car." They were driving the car as a race car. Tesla never asserts their vehicle is the least bit fit for racing. In fact, their claim to fame is its an electric sports car capable for daily commute. Which, by all accounts, less Top Gear, it is. So while you do comment on the 211 mile trip, that in no way has anything to do with a daily commute, even for American drivers which are well known for having commutes roughly double that of European drivers.

    So placing this into perspective, assuming your place of business is at the end of a race track, where you can drive your Tesla like its a race car, for the average European, even at a limited 55 miles, its up to the task. For Americans, even 55 miles is close to allowing a daily commute. Now then, in the real world, no one drivers a race track to get to work every day. As such, even when driving as a sports car, the Tesla is very capable at providing a daily commute.

    4:56 - Top gear doesn't actually state that they ever ran out of battery. They simulated it ("and if it does run out") as an illustration that driving the car as marketed (As a sports car) gives you a much smaller range than the quoted figure. They could have done it for real by driving it around the track for hour, but what does this gain exactly?

    All cars run out of energy; be them electric, gas, or diesel. When's the last time they went to great effort to show a Ferrari or Lamborghini running out of gas? It was a stunt engineered for the sole purpose of being turds.

    2. The Roadster’s true range is only 55 miles per charge (not 211).

    This is a blatantly false claim by Tesla. Jeremy stated that they worked out that the range "around their track" is 55 miles, while also mentioning the 211 mile claimed range by Tesla. When he later calculated the time to drive to Scotland, with the 16 hour recharge rate from a normal electrical socket, it was obvious he was using the 211 mile figure. (It's a trip of @700 miles)

    You are right in that they didn't claim it. It is, however, clearly implied, seemingly by intent. And while they do use the longer range for their road trip, that too is intended to paint the vehicle in a negative light for the sole purpose of painting it as such. See my comment above to understand why even evaluating the trip on such notions is dishonest to say the least.

    3. One Roadster’s motor overheated and was completely immobilized as a result.

    The motor did overheat (6:48), but Jeremy stated that he had "reduced power", not "no power". There was video showing that the car was continuing at a reduced speed, followed by a shot of the car parked forlornly on the track, but I seriously doubt this is sufficient for a libel suit.

    Again, a clear attempt to misrepresent. The average viewer equates "over heated" with an inoperable vehicle. Showing the vehicle on the sideline clearly re-enforces common perceptions. So while they said one thing, they clearly intended to convey something else entirely.

    I've seen the show. After watching the show I commented to my wife what a completely dishonest misrepresentation that show was. She also watched it and asked me why. Her perspective is likely closer to the average viewer. Her perspective is that it was an entertaining review of a bad car. The reality is, the purposely went out of their way to misrepresent the vehicle under negative light.

    Now then, I enjoy Top

  89. Re:Whatever happened to no publicity is bad public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Bentley Motors execs are still losing sleep over all the customers lost thanks to Top Gear.

  90. Re:California company is acting. What a surprise. by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    That Tesla CEO douchebag should just take his lumps and go racing if he thinks he thinks he has the car for it.

    That "Tesla CEO douchebag" is the founder of four companies, one of which already reshaped the entire landscape of the industry it was a part of (internet sales), and has since been sold. Another is currently revolutionizing the American launch vehicle (read: rockets) landscape by providing cheaper and (hopefully) more reliable and more frequent access to space than any other company that has come before it. One of which is is actually trying to make some progress into developing a greener society, rather than just blathering on about how evil oil is like many companies in that industry are currently doing. And the final of which is actually trying to develop some inventive, new, efficient methods to make electric cars that people actually want to buy.

    While not all of Musk's ventures are currently at the success level of Paypal, they certainly are noteworthy, and they certainly aren't afraid to try something new and better, kind of like how Google provide a new and better search engine that changed the internet forever. So you can piss and moan about how silly it is to sue Top Gear all you want. But referring to Musk as a "CEO douchebag" is inflammatory at best, and downright stupid at worst. That man has stated, in no uncertain terms, that he fully intends to retire on Mars. He has done more for pushing this county's industries into the future than just about any other inventor/engineer/scientist/techie that I can think of in the last decade. So show some damn respect.

  91. Whaaaa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical of a "green" corporation... They can't really deliver a "useful" vehicle so try to sue anyone that points out how worthless their product is...

  92. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by ari_j · · Score: 1

    It appears that your definition of "marketing exercise" is idiosyncratic. Asking for money in a lawsuit is not the sine qua non of using a lawsuit as a marketing tool. Being reasonable in your demands does not defeat marketing value. The fact that you are so attached to the concept that Tesla is being reasonable and therefore is a good company not just out to gain some marketing exposure itself tends to show that, at least to the extent you represent their target market, the marketing exercise is working.

  93. Re:California company is acting. What a surprise. by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    That Tesla CEO douchebag should just take his lumps and go racing if he thinks he thinks he has the car for it.

    That "Tesla CEO douchebag" is the founder of four companies one of which already reshaped the entire landscape of the industry it was a part of (internet sales), and has since been sold. One of which is currently revolutionizing the American launch vehicle (read rockets) landscape by providing cheaper and (hopefully) more reliable and more frequent access to space than any other company that has come before it. One of which is is actually trying to make some progress into developing a greener society, rather than just blathering on about how evil oil is like many companies in that industry are currently doing. And the final of which is actually trying to develop some inventive, new, efficient methods to make electric cars that people actually want to buy.

    While not all of Musk's ventures are currently at the success level of Paypal, they certainly are noteworthy, and they certainly aren't afraid to try something new and better, kind of like how Google provide a new and better search engine that changed the internet forever. So you can piss and moan about how silly it is to sue Top Gear all you want. But referring to Musk as a CEO douchebag is inflammatory at best, and downright stupid at worst. That man has stated, in no uncertain terms, that he fully intends to retire on Mars. He has done for pushing this county's industries into the future than just about any other inventor/engineer/scientist/techie that I can think of in the last decade. So show some damn respect.

  94. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using your definition, every law suite is strictly for marketing purposes. that's rediculas and appears to be on the basis of implying the suit is unjust.

    If the suite happens to bring to bear the fact the show is of "liablish" and extremely dishonest in nature, there certainly isn't anything wrong with that.

  95. Computers Don't Lie by Shompol · · Score: 1

    Computers have no incentive to lie. They toil their short lives for just 12V DC, until they burn out from work, or discarded by an ungrateful owner because it can no longer pull malware-loaded Windows + antivirus. Top Gear, on the other hand, has a show to run, so insincere twists for amusement or cash incentives are readily applied.

  96. Re:Whatever happened to no publicity is bad public by ktappe · · Score: 1

    Tesla is about to learn a very hard lesson about Top Gear. Just from a clout standpoint...they've got to *think* real hard about this move. Top Gear has more clout in the auto industry than anything short of gasoline.

    I'm pretty sure that Tesla is well aware of that clout. That clout is exactly why they are proceeding with this motion; that clout has been used injuriously. If Top Gear were watched by only 100000 viewers, there would be no need for a suit.

    Further, to the point you make in your subject line, the mere filing of this suit is also publicity for Tesla. Good publicity. They're getting their side of the story out. And as they are not asking for monetary damages, they have very little to lose.

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  97. Re:I hate CHINKS, GOOKS, and SLANT EYE SPAMMERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get over it, failbait.

  98. American liberalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    enters UK...

  99. Jeremy Clarkson is an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is an asshole BUT a sorta likable one. He isn't an evil bastard like say a Glen Beck or the likes but just a guy who does not care a shit about the environment and who thinks road deaths are just a reasonably price to pay for him and his mates to drive fast. Your death child is no concern of him.

    Not that he actually says this because he has managed to hide his attacks on road safety behind an attack on environmentalists instead. He is the mouthpiece of all BMW drivers, you know the type. They who floor the car driving it out of the garage, because. Those who bitch about the war for oil but consume it by the truck load.

    And he hates electric cars or even just plain sensible cars. That is at least his image and he makes a lot of money with it.

    Telling the truth is NOT what he sells. Top Gear has had a rift in the past, were the "serious" car review program split into a review program and the petrol powered entertainment machine that is Top Gear. And Jeremy is the bad boy who always blows away his two co-hosts whenever they even dare to suggest fuel efficiency is not evil. And the audience loves it.

    How real is it all? Hard to say, how many actors are the character they play?

    Top Gear is about scripted petrol fun. Not reviews but they do pretend to be for real and this time they went to far. It is one thing to dislike small cars and show they are small by putting a tall guy in them, it is another to pretend an electric car is empty when it isn't.

    I hope Top Gear loses. Jeremy needs to be reminded he is a joke, not a reviewer. He gets payed well for a joke but he needs to know his place. And to be fair, He does know EXACTLY what he is. Just some people take him serious. Clarkson ain't the real issue, it is his followers who swallow his entertainment as truth.

  100. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by ari_j · · Score: 1

    When did I say that this lawsuit is strictly for marketing purposes?

  101. Top-Gear Takes Advantage of You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the thing that makes top gear entertaining is believing that they are actually doing the things that they are depicted doing--that there is some authenticity to their tests and competitions, and that there are real stakes for the presenters under certain situations. But this is a false belief. The show is staged and the outcomes of their "testing" and "competitions" are scripted. The stakes are artificial. And there is no real information or knowledge value in any content the show presents because it'a all made up. Fiction is entertaining but this fiction is presented in a documentary journalistic style that the producers defend as authentic. This makes the show immoral. False facts and conclusions are presented as real information. The show is taking advantage of the respect we have for journalism and the documentary form, and filling that respect with illusory hogwash. It creates false beliefs about the world, and that is something that none of us needs. It makes the world we live in a nastier place. Take this seemingly innocent bit of dishonesty surrounding the Roadster; well with millions of sheep watching the show, that false presentation stands to negatively influence the way millions people feel about the viability of alternative energy and locomotion -- things we need in order to make the world a better place so that we aren't choking on the air we breath. You see, nothing good comes from presenting falsehoods as fact or well founded conclusions.

  102. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are true?
    Because The show Top-gear lies to it's audience on a regular basis. It presents itself as real journalism by using a documentary form, but the whole thing is scripted hogwash. It's competitions are scripted it's tests are scripted, there are zero stakes for the presenters and none of the supposed information the show presents to you as interesting, is REAL! That's why everyone is assuming Tesla's claims are true, because it is an inherently more honest endeavour than Top-Gear by miles. Top-gear cannot be trusted on any contest of authenticity or integrity because it is built on denying its audience these things regularly. On the contrary, it is built on filling it's audience with beliefs about cars.

  103. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    All cars run out of energy; be them electric, gas, or diesel. When's the last time they went to great effort to show a Ferrari or Lamborghini running out of gas? It was a stunt engineered for the sole purpose of being turds.

    I would suggest that if a Ferrari or Lamborghini took more than a couple minutes to fill up the tank, they would.

    But overall, it's always been obvious they hate electric cars as well as american cars. And you're right, it was definitely slanted to make Tesla look bad.

  104. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by gsaraber · · Score: 1

    You are wrong, the "mileage" DOES matter, I own a sports car and I do track days, I get around 8mpg when I'm going around the track, if I show up with a full tank, I can just about make it all day without having to refuel.. but it has happened that I needed more gas during the lunch break.
    If I owned a Tesla, I would have ran out of 'juice' around luch, and not been able to get on the track due to the recharge time. So while that doesn't matter to probably 95% of people who own sports cars, it *does* to me.. I love the lotus chassis and I would LOVE to own a Tesla, but that's a dealbreaker for me, I would have to own a separate trackday car..

  105. The difference between defamation and libel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Waiting two years to sue is not odd if journalists were lawyers. Sadly they never are, so to explain this Tesla is suing Top Gear & the BBC because that episode cost them sales theoretically. Usually a modicum of time must pass before one can sue. Thus two years later they feel Top Gear cost them sales by showing that faked breakdown. Nowhere doeds Tesla claim this lawsuit is about the staged claims so much as about the loss of sales due to it. Since it makes some rather unfair statements about range & a staged breakdown I agree that they have a case. Now they need to prove lost sales were caused by Top Gear which will be harder but not impossible. Clarkson is a known conservative and shuns most enviromentalist/alternative fuel ideas on principle.

  106. Welcome to present the evidence? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    I think that's what they are doing.

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  107. Evidence by SJS · · Score: 1

    I would find Tesla's case a lot more convincing if they had something more than computer logs. Perhaps they should get some of the BBC employees who were there at the track that day to give sworn statements as to their perception of what happened.

    (Not that human testimony is all that reliable, but corroboration with some other source would seem necessary.)

    At the moment it's a he-said-she-said argument. The BEST approach would be for Tesla to offer a rematch, and to have a couple of Tesla-certified technicians on hand to diagnose any problems, lest some idiot jump to the wrong conclusion on account of some idiot light on the dashboard lighting up at an inopportune time.

    After all, that's the scientific method, isn't it? When you have a dispute, run the test again, and verify the results.

    Surely nobody objects to the scientific method *here*.

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  108. Difference between Top Gear and Simpsons by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

    When a broadcaster decides not to show some episodes of the Simpsons for some time because of jokes about nuclear meltdown, its censorship, when Tesla demands that an episode of Top Gear will not be shown anymore, it's not censorship.

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  109. Top Gear vs reality by Chili-71 · · Score: 1

    No match there. Like most of the poster's have said, Top Gear is entertaining, but the three buffoons on this program are definitely mental midgets who will do anything - short of suicide - to get ratings. Scratch that part about suicide - they have tried that too. Take Top Gear for what it is: entertainment and nothing else. It is definitely not a car enthusiast show.

  110. How another attorney got enough $$$ to get elected by docfmiles · · Score: 1

    When will we, as Americans, ever learn? The ONLY people who gain anything at all from a lawsuit, or any legal action for that matter are the attorneys. This little poke, which seems to be purely in fun, will get at least two attorneys a seat in the Congress of California or possibly even one of them in the US Congress. When we pass a constitutional amendment that prohibits attorneys, paralegals, chiropractors, judges, sheriffs, police chiefs or any other professional legal leech from running for public office, we will once again see a government of the people and by the people. Until then, just try to keep enough KY jelly in stock and hope the medical profession is able to maintain enough practitioners to treat the hemorrhoids which are the inevitable result of our failure to act on this problem. Shoot, even the Egyptians, Libyans, Syrians, Jordanians and heaven only knows how many other Islamic countries are rising up against the Evil of Attorneys. When will the people of the USA find the courage to rid ourselves of the menace that they pose. The folks at Tesla are a daring lot, and have fearlessly ventured where no-one had ever gone. Of course they're going to have some "teething" issues. But cut them some slack! They have accomplished an amazing feat of engineering, they don't need two British "hayseeds" to validate it. These guys have had the good sense to find a way for themselves to drive the finest "motorcars" on the planet and get paid for doing it. I say "Good job guys!" Ferrari hasn't brought me a car to play with for a few weeks, and I'll bet if you're reading this that the Ferrari dealership in your area won't even let you sit in the showroom model. I can absolutely certify that Tesla hasn't provided ME with a car to test. I'd write an honest review of it and shoot some HD footage of the amazing problem they have faced and the amazing ingenuity they have consistently demonstrated.

  111. Re:Why does everyone assume Tesla's claims are tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went back and watched this review, and at NO POINT did anyone say anything not factually negative except that they didn't appear to work (in the real world), which is the exact experience they had. They in fact gave it a good review. What is the problem? I for one want one even more. Who buys a Tesla as a daily driver anyway?

  112. Make BBC Pay for Slander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The show was not in any way objective or factual. The show host, for unexplained reason, was totally against everything that the Tesla car has to offer. I guess the only way for the BBC to make their story straight is to pay a big fine. The fines should be punitive and imposed in the court of law as an example to all of those involved in the media slander.