LHC, CERN Has Found the Hugs Boson

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An anonymous reader writes "In a ground-breaking announcement issued today, CERN NASA PETA NAMBLA , the European Organization of Nuclear Research (which hosts the enormous and magnificent glorious orgasmic catastrophic Large Hadron Collider) has announced the discovery of the hugs boson, an unexpected gauge boson which was not predicted prognosticated invented baked by the Standard Model. Unexpectedly, the discovery was made by a high-school mascot student teacher gymnasium during his scholarship. Due to his Tourette's age face breath , it is not clear whether he can be awarded the Nobel Prize. However, his teacher has generously agreed to be awarded in his name, in case of any problems reprisals assassins aliens ."

They missed out

[pangu]

Hugs Bosom.

Re:They found the Huge Bison, eh?

[Chris Burke]

What about a Dyson Bison, a spherical-shell-shaped bison with a star in the center?

NO hugging

[Roduku]

If anything coming out of the LHC tries to hug me, I still have my crowbar.