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Fermi Lab May Have Discovered New Particle or Force
schleprock63 writes "Physicists at Fermi Lab have found a 'suspicious bump' in their data that could indicate they've found a new elementary particle or even a new force of nature. The discovery could 'be the most significant discovery in physics in half a century.' Physicists have ruled out that the particle could be the standard model Higgs boson, but theorize that it could be some new and unexpected version of the Higgs. This discovery comes as the Tevatron is slated to go offline sometime in September."
A person who smoked salvia said that a black hole in reality opened up and their soul was sucked into it. Meanwhile physicists claim that black holes suck in matter and light and it can never escape.
Maybe if more physicists smoked Salvia they'd have a better natural understanding of the universe. They would understand that salvia is an alien lifeform, a plant brought to the earth by the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greys to consume our souls. They would understand that our reality is an illusion and that this force they just discovered is the salvia force, the ultimate proof of alien life. The universe and existence is fake, accept it. You don't have consciousness, you are just a biological machine, please accept it.
It's my favourite synchronotron and without it the only thing at least as powerful will be the LHC and there's only one of those.
Still kinda miss the Superconducting Super Collider . Wonder if it could have produced results sooner.
but dammit! Proper grammar is a godsend!
Use it!
samzenpus doesn't know the difference between "there" and "their," or he just didn't read the summary at all?
It's early to be drinking.
Consciousness is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
Then shut up.
"Physicists at Fermi Lab have found a 'suspicious bump' in their data that could indicate they've found a new elementary particle or even a new force of nature."
I suck at grammar and I caught there != their. Fixed that for you.
And this is why research for the sake of research is a good thing.
kjb
"a 'suspicious bump' in there data"
Sigh.
...doubly so.
or possibly a huge bison
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Either it's "Newly discovered", or it's really something that never existed before and is therefore "New". I think it unlikely that this is "New!".
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Dude, this isnt your 1980's dodge van with the tinted/teardrop windows and shag carpet. And you dont have a puppy or free candy. Therefore not legit.
So when all those other people die that means what Mr. Spammer? Which universe ends then? Take your anti-materialist nonsense to some place that cares.
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I said salvia not alcohol. Drinking wont allow you to experience and appreciate death.
Spoken like a man who's never drunk himself to death.
William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
It shall henceforth be known as the pleaseExtendOurFunding-ion.
OK, I jest. On a more serious (but related) note, back in 2000, when the LEP at CERN was shutting down, there were possible "hints" of the Higgs' Boson and pleas to extend the running time (which were ultimately denied so that the LHC would not be delayed).
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You know what allows you to experience death by smoking it? Carbon monoxide, for example!
Hyperbole: I use it liberally!
I can't, it's not part of my predestined thoughts :/
Ah, but does your brain exist? If not, then maybe the universe was never there to begin with.
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When I read things like "In about 250 times more cases than expected, the total energy of the jets clustered around a value of about 144 billion electron volts" I get nervous.
This is like saying that in a series of 1M coin tosses the sequence HTTHHTTTTHHTTHHH came up 100x more often than would be expected by chance. Does that mean that any particular sequence of 8 tosses should come up 1/65536th of the time, and this one came up 1/655th of the time, or does it mean that some random sequence of results should come up 100% of the time in a random series of 16 coin tosses, and we happened to pick the random series that came up the most often in that particular set of data?
If I mine a big set of data against 100 random hypothesis I'll be able to find about 5 that I can show to be true with 95% confidence, despite the fact that there is nothing really going on.
The real test is to come up with the hypothesis first, then collect the data.
Now, these guys are probably smart, and hopefully control for this. If you want to test for 100 hypotheses and REALLY have 95% confidence, then you need to target a confidence of 1-0.05^100 for each test - at least that is how I see it (being a complete novice at statistics).
Reminds me of that joke "Oh, I always wanted to meet another solipsist!"
The cookie told me to.
Did we finally find the Unstoppable Force?
Awwww snap!
...to the paper, as opposed to the commentary by PopSci on the article written by NYT by someone who really didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Uh...wha? I've smoked salvia many times and know the crazy shit it can make you see (I've seen television characters become demons in my living room, thought that all of existence was an illusion created by rapidly moving air bubbles in a universe of folded rubbery sheets,etc.), but you seem to be taking hallucinogen "revelations" a bit too seriously.
Don't get me wrong, drugs can be great for getting an alternate perspective on something, but you have to look at what you think you've discovered while high through the lens of reality before you can know if it's something worthwhile or just something you thought made sense at the time.
Also, personally I wouldn't be recommending salvia to everyone. It's effects are short-lived but incredibly potent and it certainly should not be used outside of appropriate environments. The reason it's getting banned in so many states are idiots who think they can treat it like weed and end up doing something stupid/dangerous in public.
How do we know they aren't using performance enhancing drugs? We should test all physicists for drugs when they start talking about new forces or new theories of reality.
Until it's figured out, let's call it a "farticle".
Yeah, that's a good guess. Probably smarter than any douche second-guessing their work on a third-rate tech blog.
No, you see the universe is just screwing with us. Since the accelerator was about to be shut down, and everyone was expecting to find the Higgs boson in the next few years, a strange new force was created, which rippled backward in time, leaving evidence of a new vector boson. Right now this is still new, in a few hundred years the ripple in the brane will reach so far into the "past" that it will have always existed.
A meaningless statement. In order for something to be considered an illusion you must consider the possibility that something can be deceived. And in order for that something to be deceived, it must be conscious.
Happy people make bad consumers.
The bus you don't see will still run your ass over.
You know what else twists facts and perspectives? Hallucinogens. Even weak ass hallucinogens like Salvia Divinorum.
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Someone mod crap like this as troll. We really don't need these kinds of retards hanging out here.
I bet you trust physicists don't you?
Just like you trust priests?
And doctors?
But why? Why trust them? They could manipulate or twist the facts to promote any kind of perspective they wish.
When a doctor says I'm fine, I don't believe him. When a priest tells me I'm not catholic, I believe him. When a physicist tells me not to cross the streams, I don't know what to believe. Which one is lying and why?
Wonder if it could have produced results sooner.
Finding a "suspicious bump" in the middle of a steeply falling distribution of events is hardly an exciting result unless it is confirmed. Bump hunting on exactly this sort of distribution is extremely hard to do. They barely have a 3 sigma deviation and, given the number of measurements made by the tevatron a 3 sigma deviation in one is not, perhaps, unexpected. If the other Tevatron experiment, D0, confirms the result then things will be more interesting...until then I remain highly unconvinced.
We should test all physicists for drugs when they start talking about new forces or new theories of reality.
I don't think it's drugs so much as a looming expiration date for a project's funding. It's always nice to be able to point to something and say "look at this interesting new particle/force!" right before the plug gets pulled. That could get you another year or two.
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No No No... I'll call it a superfluid... yeah that's sounds cool! Puff Puff Puff!
Ya new funding, time to go get some Cheetos!
Dude, how can you trust yourself? Don't you know that you can lie too, even to yourself? Haven't you made a lie a reality once by saying "I did X" over and over until eventually you made yourself believe it?
"This discovery comes as the Tevatron is slated to go offline sometime in September."
Given the looming Friday government shutdown and any deals concocted between
the two (or three?) opposed sides, the shutdown could come much, much earlier.
"...Lab have found a 'suspicious bump' in their data that ***could*** indicate they've found a new elementary particle....This discovery comes as the Tevatron is slated to go offline sometime in September...."
How convenient.
-CF
It also mentioned that discovery was made by a highschooler or something...
A meaningless statement. In order for something to be considered an illusion you must consider the possibility that something can be deceived. And in order for that something to be deceived, it must be conscious.
by Tyler Durden (136036) Alter Relationship on Wednesday April 06, @03:47PM (#35737136) Homepage
My mind just asploded.
That doesn't seem like something Tyler Durden should say....
... can be found here: http://motls.blogspot.com/2011/04/fermilab-cdf-new-force-press-conference.html
Could it be? I mean, just maybe?
I know it's asking a lot, but science is about repeatable results. Sadly the article does not tell us whether this happened in various different tests or a single test where they simply threw that amount of protons/antiprotons against each other. If the latter, a minimal contamination could explain it all without being the scientific breakthrough of the afternoon.
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yaaaawn...
Consciousness is an illusion is a completely different statement from free will does not exist, though. And you seem to be particularily sensitive to Salvia. All I got out of it was a deeply relaxed Zen state.
Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim_theory is an alternate model of particle physics that does a pretty good job of predicting the mass of fundamental particles mathematically.
What's the predicted mass of the neutral electron particle? It's 0.51617049 MeV/c.
I hope they have found proof of a possible levity field, that counter balances the gravity filed and will make physics so much more fun and interesting for particle theory.
Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?
Or accept that thoughts are an illusion
Am I supposed to do that without thinking? It appears you're begging the question.
If they call it the midichlorian, I'm going to have to slap someone.
Prove that they don't, genius.
You belong in a church somewhere.
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How soon can we weaponize it and drop it on someone to help spread the glory of democracy?
My word, you're serious.
First off, nobody cares about your philosophy major or your drug trip or whatever it is that lead you to such sophomoric philosophical conundrums.
Secondly, philosophy is mostly useless, solipsism and fatalism doubly so. What's the point? How does effort into either one of these topics benefit anyone?
Third, your logic fails. And it fails HARD. I have to prove something or accept that the alternative is true? Huh?
No, it's more like "prove all this is reality or accept that it CAN BE an illusion. You know, like, it's possible. Man.
As far as that goes, sure, all this really could be a fantastic simulation. So? Does that change a god-damned thing?
And uh, do you get that even if it is a simulated reality, free-will is still possible. Indeed, I'd say that would probably be the point of it all. Cause that's what I'd study if I had god's own reality simulator.
This information has been most helpful. I will be a huge contributor to the scientific community. To sum up, if the equipment is mis-calibrated, new discoveries will be made! In my lab, I will now randomly calibrate equipment on a daily basis. I expect to publish several hundred papers just this year on new physics discoveries. I could randomly select from a pool of experiments what I might be able to reveal this year, but that would just be irresponsible science!
I like the way you combine elitism with completely-wrong in your statement "Popper was a philosopher speaking in ignorance (but I repeat myself)."
Philosophy,as a study, is dead. It's just riding the coat tails of it's own history.
The Greeks had philosophers. There where teachers, mathematicians artists, doctors,. Great Men. Presumable with Great Women.
As time marched on, each category got it's own specialty.
Now science can either answer many of the great questions. The remaining ones have either been shown t be invalid, or by their nature and can not be proven true.
Nothing but wankery these days. These days being the past 50 or so years.
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That "suspicious" bump was just old Dr. Higgins hitting the table with his lunchbox again. Note: The "suspicious" bump occurs only around his lunchtime.
Even without the Trevatron, there are mountains of data to be dug through to find bumps and hills and scratches and wrinkles in the data. They are still finding new things in the data from LEP and from the moon material they brought back from that moon thing. So why bother if it is still online. The LHC will produce even more data and that means we have enough data in the future to play with it to the end of the world. And if not we can always built a larger thing. The device in Swiss/France is an international device with scientists from many different countries.
Next time we built one in ... well Japan is out of the question they have an energy problem right now. And the US does not have a stable grid. The Europeans are not really sure if they should go to renewable energy or if they should blow up ehm built new nuclear plants on the edge of tectonic plates. May be Libya would be a good place. A lot of sunshine which can be used for energy at day time and the inhabitants are our friends now. At least of half of them. ;-)
We present the new strange particle of the week, which made $SOMETHING_INCREDIBLE and transformed $OBJECT_A into $OBJECT_B which allows us to $DO_SOMETHING_EVEN_MORE_INCREDIBLE which we will use to (go home|blow up our enemies|have a warm bath).
May the Force be with you!
Sure, but that lie can be tested simply by asking Ms. Alba.
Salvia isn't by any means a weak hallucinogen, but that doesn't mean that it's worth taking. It's in the dissociative class of hallucinogen (with DXM and fly agarics), as opposed to the psychedelic hallucinogens, like LSD, psylocybes and DMT.
You know what allows you to experience death by smoking it? Carbon monoxide, for example!
Carbon monoxide ain't flammable.
How do we know they aren't using performance enhancing drugs? We should test all physicists for drugs when they start talking about new forces or new theories of reality.
What would be performance enhancing drugs for a physicist, Provigil and perhaps Adderall or maybe Welbutrin?
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It's hard to get funding for philosophical wankery these days so most of the wankery occurs in Climatology now.
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This must be the inverse to Clay Shirky's rule that as soon as an organization is set up (or in this case: about to be destroyed), the goal for which the organization began shifts to second priority, and the new primary goal is the preservation/perpetuation of the organization.
From here(s):
http://www.ted.com/talks/clay_shirky_on_institutions_versus_collaboration.html
http://www.amazon.com/Here-Comes-Everybody-Organizing-Organizations/dp/1594201536
Midi-chlorians?
STOP WANKING AT THE GREEKS!
Yeah, ball rolling and all that put in in today standards their philosophies are complete nonsense.
They made assumptions in their metaphysical doctrines which were pitted against actual observation.
At what point should we have stopped Philosophical "wankery"? Just right AFTER Karl Popper perhaps?
Sorry but stuff like ethics and logic seems pretty neat to me to keep working on.
And its philosophical wankery that can actually give ideas in which direction to test consciousness.
Which frankly...is still a pretty big mystery.
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i wish there was a way to directly convert electricity into momentum.
One is Z' boson, another is technicolor model.Can some physicist explain, are they the same/related or not?
I think he's referring to things like this:
An informal statement of the argument for explosion is this: Consider two inconsistent statements, “Lemons are yellow” and "Lemons are not yellow", and suppose for the sake of argument that both are true. We can then prove anything, for instance that Santa Claus exists: Since the statement that "Lemons are yellow and lemons are not yellow" is true, we can infer that lemons are yellow. And from this we can infer that the statement “Either lemons are yellow or Santa Claus exists” is true (one or the other has to be true for this statement to be true, and we just showed that it is true that lemons are yellow, so this expanded statement is true). And since either lemons are yellow or Santa Claus exists, and since lemons are not yellow, (this was our first premise), it must be true that Santa Claus exists.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_entailment#Paradox_of_entailment
I'm not really familiar with the field so maybe that example is outdated or something. In that case, can you give an example of an important, ongoing philosophical argument (e.g. related to consciousness)?
I've had rather severe Dissociative episodes with DMT, DXM and mescaline. So severe I put them into the same class as Salvia: "potentially fscking terrifying, use rarely and sparingly". But then again LSD and psylocybes got extremely boring by the time I hit my mid-20s.
Salvia isn't as strong as good acid pure mescaline used to be. It is intense, but very short lived, but less intense than proper DMT either. My first, and last, experience with high doses of DXM put salvia to shame too.
And then I got older, realized that pumping chemicals into my brain merely alters perception, and not necessarily improves it and moved on to a proper education and listening to people older and wiser than me. I'll take a well brewed Trapist, or good bourbon over hallucinogens, any day now. Not that I'm judging people who enjoy it, I just am a bit suspicious of people claiming that it enables them to see some deep ontic truth. Just like I'm a bit suspicious of anyone who claims the ascendancy of something that is invisible, unobservable, and intangible.
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Well to be fair, in the last few years as they've been getting close to pulling the plug on the Tevatron, they've been cranking up the amount of energy they pump into it. They're pushing it close to its limits, presumably because it won't matter if they break it when it's going to be taken off-line anyways. Under those circumstances of applying higher energy levels than before, there are good reasons why they might be making new findings instead of just the cynical one of "the grant is running out".
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As carbon monoxide is CO, wouldn't it make sense if it was able to somehow get hold of another O and turn into CO2?
...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_monoxide
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Very deep, you should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you...
I believe in solipsism, you insensitive clod!
Why am I talking to myself again?!
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At what point should we have stopped Philosophical "wankery"?
Hmmm. Probably after that whole scientific method got going. The empirical beats the snot out of philosophical wankery.
Study into the field of ethics is usually either boring and obvious, eg "murder is bad", or or really really scary, eg "murder isn't that bad".
Wouldn't the study of high level logic just be mathematics?
And its philosophical wankery that can actually give ideas in which direction to test consciousness. Which frankly...is still a pretty big mystery.
Well that's true, but I think it's far more probable to get insight into that mystery with neuroscience, chemistry, and brain surgery. They have that whole "empirical" thing going for them.
And if you think, even for a moment, that there's some sort of mind-body dualism and studying the brain is a waste of time or is off-target, then kindly GTFO.
If this force or particle exists, it's likely to have always been there. The word new seems inappropriate.
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Um, empiricism is great. But it only helps when you have a sense of what possible hypotheses there are for a given problem, what tests you should make for each hypothesis, where to look for answers when none of them pan out, etc. This is all classic scientific method of course, but in order to do it properly requires some depth of thought. The kind of thing that philosophy covers.
Happy people make bad consumers.