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Which Comic Character Is the Greatest Engineer?

ptorrone writes "From Bruce Wayne to Lex Luthor to Tony Stark — the most popular comic heroes are more than just beefy guys in skin tight suits, they're also business persons, titans of industry and brilliant engineers. While there will always be a lot of debate on who is the strongest or fastest, MAKE has an overview of their 14 top comic book engineers, scientists and hackers."

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  1. I can think of one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also missing from the list is Retardo. Hes the guy who makes up all the stupid internet Top 10 type of lists.

  2. My vote... by Q-Hack! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wiley Coyote... Super Genius.

    Though, his reliance on ACME for equipment, should be reconsidered.

       

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    1. Re:My vote... by master5o1 · · Score: 2

      Wile E. Cyote is more like a script kiddie; he just uses the products without much change.

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    2. Re:My vote... by Master+Moose · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Am I the only one that would get frustrated that he would always give up with the equipment after just one attempt?

      He usually had a *sound* plan with a sure-fire method which was thwarted by poor execution or random variables that statically would not affect a 2nd, 3rd or 4th attempt at the same method.

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    3. Re:My vote... by skeptikos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wiley Coyote... Super Genius.

      Though, his reliance on ACME for equipment, should be reconsidered.

       

      I always thought that Wiley Coyote depicts very well the agony of working as an engineer. The laws of nature seem to work against you. Murphy's laws are against you. The tools/equipment do not behave according to the specs, and tend to fail at the worst possible time. Good ideas fail because of implementation details or even bad luck. Yet, you cannot let the problem go, you have to fix it! One last try, ok, maybe another one!

    4. Re:My vote... by syousef · · Score: 2

      Minnie Mouse. Since social engineering is the most noble kind of engineering.

      Careful of that slippery slope. Once you start considering social engineering and mouseketeers there's a risk that Britney Spears will be named best engineer here on slashdot. Of course at that point the universe would no longer be able to sustain the paradox and would implode!

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    5. Re:My vote... by JDeane · · Score: 2

      and Murphy's Law.

    6. Re:My vote... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wile E. Cyote is more like a script kiddie; he just uses the products without much change.

      Script kiddy?? I don't think so.

      The ACME Catalog didn't show him how to take the roller skates, bicycle helmet, #3 solid rocket booster, 200 feet of rope, a pulley system, an umbrella and a ramp ... put it altogether, and end getting burned, dropped off a cliff, crushed and then rained on (with accompanying lightining strike).

      Wil E. Coyote is a frigging Rube Goldberg machine waiting to happen. He didn't just run something as shipped ... He put it together into amazingly strange combinations.

      Script kiddie? You, sir, did not watch NEARLY enough Bugs Bunny growing up. (And, I, apparently far too much. ;-p)

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    7. Re:My vote... by budgenator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wile should get extra points for being an old-school hacker, every Acme product he used was for a purpose unintended by the manufacturer.

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    8. Re:My vote... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you going to risk falling off a cliff more than once???

      You actually saw the show, right? ;-)

      Some times he fell off a cliff half a dozen times in a single episode. In other episodes, he was repeatedly smashed with the same rock, no matter how far away he got and what he hid under.

      He did repeat these things -- over and over again. That's what made it funny.

      Wile E. Coyote was all about the scientific method, and multiple trials. Contrary to what the GP thinks, it wasn't just a statistical fluke. ;-)

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    9. Re:My vote... by Shauni · · Score: 2

      Just goes to show, science doesn't work if the world is out to get you. =P

    10. Re:My vote... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Road Runner was the best hacker.

      See, I never really could empathize with the Road Runner.

      I always found it far more hilarious to see Wile E. Coyote get his ass handed to him by Bugs Bunny than the Road Runner.

      When Bugs decided you needed to be taught a lesson, he made damned sure you knew he was teaching it to you. ;-)

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    11. Re:My vote... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 3, Funny

      He didn't just run something as shipped ... He put it together into amazingly strange combinations.

      Oh, he writes Perl, then.

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  3. Greatest Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    DILBERT!!!

    1. Re:Greatest Engineer by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 2

      +1

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  4. Dilbert is the closest to reality by Moof123 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just saying,

    There are days i envy Dilbert, his company is better run than some I have worked at.

    1. Re:Dilbert is the closest to reality by captjc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Plus all the insubordination has yet to cost anyone their job. I would love to call my boss and coworkers idiots to their face and deliberately sabotage them for my own amusement and face no consequences whatsoever.

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    2. Re:Dilbert is the closest to reality by Seumas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dilbert is a corporate tool intended to placate all of the cubicle-drones because they can have a chuckle and identify with him and think "well, gosh, things aren't so bad!" and move on with the status-quo.

    3. Re:Dilbert is the closest to reality by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2

      I would love to call my boss and coworkers idiots to their face and deliberately sabotage them for my own amusement and face no consequences whatsoever.

      You can call me an idiot later.

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    4. Re:Dilbert is the closest to reality by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      A) Bullshit

      B) The theory isn't even plausible because nobody can force a particular comic to be popular among millions of people. Not the secret super-corporation that controls all corporations, the CIA, or anybody else.

  5. I had only one thought when I read this. by eflester · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's probably Alice. Although Wally is my personal hero.

    1. Re:I had only one thought when I read this. by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 2
      Agreed.

      "Why haven't you returned my calls?"
      "I tried, but when I put the phone to my ear, it pressed my tragus over my ear hole and I couldn't hear a thing."

      I'm going to use this someday.

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  6. Dilton Doliey by metlin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know this sounds weird, but one of the first "geeky" comics character I was blown away by was Dilton Doiley, part of Archie's crew, in the Strange Science editions.

      It was short, it was funny, and he was a geek who got the girl. All these other guys are great, but they had supernatural powers or wealth, or other things going for them. Dilton just... conducted home experiments! Of course, he had his own lab, but still, as a regular kid, you could aspire to be him.

    The other character I remember from childhood, of course, was Tom Swift. Amazingly inspirational -- although, not a lot of comics of him out there (I've seen a few, but not many).

    1. Re:Dilton Doliey by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Until this day I never met anybody aspired to be Dilton.

      I mean, even Jughead had a girl chasing him.

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    2. Re:Dilton Doliey by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      Pfft. Dilton wasn't a patch on Calvin.

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  7. Best comic engineer? None of the above! by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny
    The correct answer is Wally, from Dilbert. He saved the Apollo 13 mission and invented the cursor. Easily, the answer to your question of

    Which Comic Character Is The Greatest Engineer?

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  8. Re:Luthor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ahh to live in a simple black and white world! To be 10 forever!

  9. Easy by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Girl Genius.

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  10. Re:Luthor? by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lex Luthor has always been a hero. He is nearly the only person on earth making it his life's duty to fight off the alien from another planet with super powers that imposes his will on our world and is a threat to us all.

  11. Scotty by captjc · · Score: 2

    Star Trek has been a comic franchise since the 70's. It is only fair that Scotty should be on that list.

    Now, if only MacGyver had a comic book...

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    1. Re:Scotty by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 2

      I've always preferred O'Brien when it comes to Star Trek engineers -- an ordinary family man who is occasionally called on to go above and beyond at times.

      Of course Geordi is just a plain old nerd, so there's a lot of identification there.

  12. Re:Also missing... by jd · · Score: 2

    Rube Goldberg wasn't as good as Heath Robinson, in my honest opinion, and the best Professor of all time has to be Professor Brainstawm.

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  13. Obvious missing person. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My vote would have been for Alice. She's the top engineer in her company, she's developed patents that earned her company 2 billion dollars in revenue, and her fist-of-death is legendary. All this after she overcame the handicap of being a woman....

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  14. TMNT by asylumx · · Score: 3, Informative

    Come on, can't forget Donatello!

  15. Easy by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gadget Hackwrench

    http://rangerwiki.net/images/e/e9/Gadget_extra_parts.jpg

    Yes, there is a Chip & Dale's Rescue Ranger's wiki site. God bless you, Intertoobs.

  16. Manhattan? by blair1q · · Score: 2

    I was going to say they left out Dr. Manhattan, but then they included Ozymandias.

    (galactically huge spoilers here)

    Hard choice there. They say Ozymandias out-smarted Manhattan, but really he merely got him out of the way long enough to succeed at his plan. And failed to kill him, which was part of his original plan. If Manhattan had known of the plan, and it had become a battle of wits, it's no question who'd win. But since by the time Manhattan knew of it it had already occurred, Manhattan merely had to accept it as logical. Which, in fact, he might have done anyway if Ozymandias had merely included him in on it. Manhattan wasn't emotional about humanity and didn't become concerned about humanity until Ozymandias displaced him, giving Laurie a reason to think Manhattan had to be convinced to come home.

    So Ozymandias probably chose the wrong strategy with Manhattan. And not remembering that Manhattan was capable of reforming his intrinsic field was a massive joke.

    Yup. Manhattan. If it's a matter of engineering, and not sneaky politics, he wins this whole thing without lifting a finger.

  17. Re:Easy by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nonsense. Agatha's far more powerful (albeit still less experienced) than Lucrezia Mongfish or the Heterodyne Boys. She made _mechanical Sparks_ as one of her very first projects! And she's clearly outclassing Gilgamesh and Tarvek, who are both first-rate Sparks in their own right.

  18. No Spidey? by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

    Specifically, his webbing, which is entirely Peter Parker's creation (regardless of what the movie suggested). I mean, that and all his playing around with advanced physics and chemistry.

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  19. Not a comicbook hero, but needs mentioned by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ash from Army of Darkness. The dude invents a working artificial hand in just a few days, using midevil engineering supplies.

  20. Don't comment on comics w/o experience. by Culture20 · · Score: 2

    Missing from the list [...] Ray Palmer (The Ant) [...] I think maybe Professor X could make it in, but 14 was quite a bit

    Ray Palmer is the Atom.
    Professor X has little to no technical expertise. The Danger Room was made by his space alien girlfriend.
    Ozymandias didn't do most of the work for his "engineering", he just set up a pyramid scheme of scientists and engineers (including Dr. M), and put it all together.
    Forge makes stuff all the time. He's constantly whipping up new crap that he dismantles later.
    Reed Richards? He regularly invents "Science!" stuff, and a lot of it becomes mainstream in the Marvel universe (like the water breathing pills and unstable molecule suits). All the superheros come to _him_ whenever they have an issue.
    Best of all: Dr. Doom. He's invented devices in less than a day that steal Silver Surfer's Cosmic Power, The Cosmic Cube's power, and The Effing Beyonder's powers.

  21. Yes, but... by Minwee · · Score: 2

    All that engineering talent and still Reed Richards is Still Useless.

  22. Let me "Venture" a comment by Sporkinum · · Score: 2

    Dr. Jonas Venture was pretty awesome. Shame that Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture tried to use those coat tails to make a name for himself. Albino computer scientist Pete White and hydrocephalic "boy genius" Master Billy Quizboy have more raw talent than "Rusty".

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  23. Mod parent up! by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another that comes to mind is professor Farnsworth from Futurama. He invented XXX century's robots, built a spaceship that moves the entire universe, and got laid, several times.

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  24. Re:Easy by nbast · · Score: 3, Informative

    Clearly. I thought of Agatha Heterodyne immediately when I saw the post.

    http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php for those unfamiliar with the Folios' genius.

  25. Re:Batman. There isn't even reasonable doubt. by voidphoenix · · Score: 2

    Between the number of "No Idea" entries you have, especially:

    Jonathan Silvercloud Forge (Also called: The Maker, Genesis)

    - No Idea.

    and this:

    Tony Stark (Ironman)

    - A drunk with access to nice toys. That's it.

    I really don't see how you can declare a "winner".

    I'm a fan of the Batman, too, but this is about who the best engineer is. Bruce is a pretty good engineer but his real strengths are criminology and investigation. You know those "nice toys" Tony Stark has? He designed and built them, and in many cases invented the enabling technologies.

  26. Peter Parker gets my vote as well by brokeninside · · Score: 2

    Most of the engineers on the list have the best labs that money can buy and virtually unlimited bank accounts to buy the most exotic of materials.

    Meanwhile, Peter Parker gets by on a photojournalist's salary and tinkers in his spare time.