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35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed

alphadogg writes "Thirty-five percent of Android and iPhone owners in the US use apps such as Facebook on their smartphone before even getting out of bed, according to a survey conducted by telecommunications equipment vendor Ericsson. The most popular in-bed activity is accessing social networks. Eighteen percent of users log in while they are still in bed, and the most popular application is Facebook, Ericsson wrote."

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  1. how else are you suppused to check the weather? by alen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    look at the weather channel widget on my HTC Inspire. took longer when i had an iphone. and watching TV to find out what the weather is going to be is simply too time consuming

    1. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Open your curtains?

    2. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 2

      Open your curtains?

      Hello curtains, is rain forecast for twelve hours from now?

    3. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pfft. You whipper snapers ought to know that swelling of the right knee is the most accurate way to forecast weather. But don't confuse it with the left knee; that one predicts supernatural events. I have to go now. The left one is telling me trolls are nearby.

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    4. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Silent+Objection · · Score: 5, Funny

      Open your curtains?

      What if you aren't a Windows user?

  2. Re:Professional help... by Burdell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there an app for that?

  3. Brain warmup by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you are sleepy (about to sleep, or just up), doing something non brain intensive like Facebook lets your brain ramp up to the real world with an intermediate step.

    For some people its the news, for some its their mail, for some its coffee, and now for some its Facebook

    1. Re:Brain warmup by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, come on. It's not a "brain warmup". It's "OMG I've been asleep for eight hours WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OFFLINE! I must know!" I took a trip to an offshore island where there was no cell phone service, and one of my companions was beside herself because she couldn't check facebook, couldn't update her status to tell everyone she was on an island, couldn't upload photos and get jealous comments from her acquaintances. This is a person who took shots of every dish we were served at dinner...WTF? Halfway through the ferry trip to the mainland, her phone got service again. You should have seen her face, she was ecstatic like a serious journalist on Obama's election night.

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  4. Re:Professional help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use in bed:, two words: Vibrator Mode

  5. Skewed sample by davevr · · Score: 2, Funny

    These are Americans - how many get out of bed during the day at all? Because that could skew things...

  6. When infant children scream you out of bed... by syousef · · Score: 2

    ...the last thing you're going to do is pause to check who bought a new pig in farmville.

    What age bracket did they survey?

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  7. Re:Professional help... by ProppaT · · Score: 2

    Technically, hitting the snooze or disable button on the alarm on my phone would count, so it's really not all that crazy. While it's in my hand, I usually check for missed calls/messages.

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  8. Re:Slashdot by khr · · Score: 2

    The trick is to keep your electronics just out of reach.

    ... And your partner within reach... Extra motivation not to get out of bed in the morning...

  9. Re:Professional help... by Luckyo · · Score: 2

    Jokes aside, it works. Not as well as a proper vibrator, and needs a condom big enough to fit the phone, but it works.

  10. Re:Professional help... by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2

    Where do I get that app?

    (Glances at Internet.) Everywhere, it seems.

  11. Re:No thank you... by Combatso · · Score: 4, Funny

    what if my text reads "dude, your doorbell is broken?"

  12. Re:Usually I know it the night before by Hatta · · Score: 2

    Research shows that couples with a TV in their bedroom have less sex than those without. So good call.

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  13. 35 percent admit to bedroom mobile “apping&r by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Funny

    35% of US smartphone users admit to using apps before even getting out of bed. Doctors advise the other 65% that it is "entirely natural" and "nothing to be ashamed of."

    The most popular in-bed activity admitted to is accessing "social networks," as respondents called it, doing air-quotes. The most common complaint is that the screen is too small to display photos properly, and that it does not wipe clean sufficiently well. Many were tempted to buy a tablet next.

    Smartphone vendors and app writers have tried to capitalise on the bedroom market. Vibrate mode is particularly popular and is thought to be driving the accessories market for protective silicone cases.

    "Social networking" (air-quoted) remains important when people first wake up, since most are alone and will forever stay that way. 20 percent do a last "check-in" (also air-quoted) before going to sleep at night.

    Sociologists suggest the bedroom "apping" phenomenon will be self-limiting, given the effects on fertility of carrying a microwave transmitter in your pocket all day right next to your gonads.

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