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Lodsys Responds To In-App Purchasing Patent Controversy

An anonymous reader writes "Last week, a heretofore unknown company named Lodsys sent FedEx packages to a number of independent iOS developers informing them that their use of in-app purchasing infringed on valid patents they owned. Now Lodsys has publicly responded to a number of issues/questions levied at them over the past few days."

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  1. One question they did not answer by Jailbrekr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "So why do you think you should profit from something so painfully obvious? This is a natural extension of shareware so why is this unique?"

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    1. Re:One question they did not answer by chemicaldave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because they already paid the inventor for the patents. They purchased the cake, realized later that it's actually a shit sandwich, and now they need to make some money.

    2. Re:One question they did not answer by mellon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who cares why they think they should profit from something so obvious? Why do foxes think they should profit from rabbits' foraging? It's a meaningless question. They are just trying to feed themselves, in a way that rabbits might argue is immoral, but that no fox would agree is.

      The real question is, when are we going to stop letting foxes gnaw at our bellies and fight back?

    3. Re:One question they did not answer by Omnifarious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They did answer that question, rather obliquely.

      Starting in 1988, Dan Abelow invented, put in significant amounts of his time, and paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in patent filing, prosecution lawyer fees, and maintenance fees to the US Patent Office to create the patent portfolio.

      Clearly, someone who spent so much money at the patent office deserves a return on their investment. That's what the patent office is for after all, blatant extortion over things anybody would've thought of given half a brain.

      There are some kinds of cleverness that seem simple when you learn the idea, but weren't obvious before the idea was known. And whether or not you think that sort of cleverness should be rewarded with a patent, this isn't that sort of cleverness. This is patenting the bleeding obvious.

    4. Re:One question they did not answer by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't lump in legitimate uses for IP protections in with companies like Trollsys, er I mean Lodsys.

    5. Re:One question they did not answer by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Still doesn't answer why something Blatantly Fucking Obvious didn't fail the Obviousness test in the first place.

      US Patent Office has some explaining to do about why they are so fucking incompetent. This is clearly in the list of "how the fuck was it ever granted" patents.

      (Yes, I know... overworked due to patent slamming, paid by number of patents processed rather than quality of work done vetting them, etc).

    6. Re:One question they did not answer by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      It's time to have the USPTO invalidate this shit sandwich so everyone can get on with innovating.

    7. Re:One question they did not answer by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      first you have to get rid of all the corrupt pawns that were put in place at the USPTO that rubber stamp everything in sight. Once you get competent and honest people in there 90% of all software patents will be invalidated.

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    8. Re:One question they did not answer by tripleevenfall · · Score: 2

      I don't think that this patent was that bad in and of itself - the real question is, why can they be bought and sold like securities?

      They should be non-transferable unless the case is one of a certain company buying another.

      They shouldn't be traded like baseball cards and then used to suck money out of the system without adding a cent of value to anything, anywhere.

    9. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you not get the part about there being an investment and an expectancy of return on that investment? Patents are 100% about business. The patent office sells monopolies. If you still think that patents are anything but that, investments in monopoly rights, you need to wake up.

    10. Re:One question they did not answer by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So why do you think you should profit from something so painfully obvious?

      Well, like any patent ... to actually read this one it's anything but obvious.

      It's 79 (or so) points of an 'invention' involving ... well, 'evaluating a commodity' is the closest I could find to any useful noun, and then a bunch of subsequent claims which say various things like "claim n-1 but in fabulous pink".

      I'm not a patent attorney (or, any kind of attorney) ... this could have been describing a metaphysical system to measure karma ... who the hell knows what it actually says. It's so convoluted into legalese as to be incomprehensible. It bamboozled the USPTO into approving it, and apparently they did several patent extensions/refilings/amendments ... which, as I recall, effectively reset the clock and the patent stays in the queue but gets back dated to the original date.

      So, he came up with a vague idea, and spent literally years tweaking it endlessly to get through the system ... all the while, people were independently creating his 'idea', but he got to keep his work back dated to the original filing.

      Of course, the USPTO are morons, and their rules say that say that once they've validated a patent, you have to act like it's legit, and that becomes the law of the land. Trying to overturn a stupid and pointless patent is exceedingly difficult.

      Sadly, they now have a patent which covers ... well, it's so vague, it probably covers things we haven't even identified yet. Maybe even the stock market since it's mostly talking about valuation and distribution of commodities.

      This is no way to run a legal system.

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    11. Re:One question they did not answer by ep32g79 · · Score: 1
      From TFA Lodsys attempts to rationalize it by saying:

      Many industries study the IP landscape prior to releasing a product or service and either design around or acquire necessary patent rights if they need them to do their solution. Usually these industries have significant capital at risk to build and/or market, so they have an economic rationale to invest resources up front to understand and clear IP rights. Oil companies do not drill on land where they don’t have the rights. Movies aren’t released that don’t clear all the music rights. Clothing manufacturers license logos from Disney or the NFL to include them in their product. Historically, the tech industry did not clear patent rights in advance because the amount of time and effort to do so made no economic sense given the relative low cost to create software and the speed at which products were being released so a norm has arisen where it’s build and ship now, and worry about clearing the patent rights later.

      So, if I am reading this correctly, they argue that because:

      1) Oil companies secure mineral rights before drilling
      2) Movie production companies secure the appropriate copyrights for music
      3) Clothing manufactures clear the respective trademark before pressing an image

      Software developers aught wade through the nebulous waters of software patents to secure any and all licenses which may or may not have anything remotely to do with the software they plan to ship.

    12. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I recall, there applications with in-app purchase buttons even before 1988. They usually took you to a screen that said "call this number" or such. Wouldn't that make this patent invalid (as well as being stupid and never-should-have-existed)?

    13. Re:One question they did not answer by hedwards · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a trap to get increased judgments when developers are found to be infringing. IANAL, but don't they increase the damages if the court finds that you've infringed on a patent and you had the audacity to conduct a search before offering your product for sale?

    14. Re:One question they did not answer by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I doubt that this was obvious in 1988, but still, I think the question is why the patent is still considered to be valid after all this time, I mean it took them 12 years to get some of these patents through the office, makes me wonder why the system hasn't been fixed to limit those sorts of "mistakes" when filing.

    15. Re:One question they did not answer by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Did you not understand the part where patents need to be verified to be non-obvious before being granted?

    16. Re:One question they did not answer by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The patent system by design tends to reward the obvious.

      By the time the market and investors understand the really innovative nonobvious stuff, the patents would have expired :).

      Whereas crap like "one-click" gets rewarded.

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    17. Re:One question they did not answer by sqldr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah.. we stop stop wasting people's times with frivolous death threats and actually MURDER the bastards! :-)

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    18. Re:One question they did not answer by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It wasn't obvious in 1988 because a confluence of technologies didn't exist to make it trivial. Coming up with an idea that's not obvious because its completely impractical and then suing people once it does become practical and they unwittingly implement it is ridiculous.

    19. Re:One question they did not answer by choko · · Score: 1

      Companies patent the painfully obvious (and lots of prior art) all the time. Apple has a patent on multi-touch, so I don't really see much of a difference. I will agree that the system is broken. Patents like these should have never been allowed in the first place, but if you are going to allow large companies to get away with it, then everyone should get away with it.

    20. Re:One question they did not answer by mellon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right, that'll improve the situation. The last thing we need is for the people who are in favor of removing this government subsidy to come across to the general public as murderers.

    21. Re:One question they did not answer by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it is important to note that the "inventor" of this patent will receive zilch and the current rightsholder isn't producing anything of value with it, just makework for legal assistants.

      Is this how patents are supposed to work?

    22. Re:One question they did not answer by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      The one I am annoyed with is Apple. Apple should realize that this type of attack threatens their app-store model, and assume the responsibility of providing IP protection for their individual developers instead of leaving them in the cold. Lodsys has already admitted that they will not take on a big company due to the cost of litigation. Also, Apple receives 30% of their revenues of these developers, so they need to step in and provide patent indemnity for this particular case.

    23. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular belief, they don't just "rubber stamp" things. At least according to a friend at the patent office, far more applications are rejected than accepted.

      The problem is more like that the rules they are following re what makes a valid patent are different from your idea of what they ought to be.

      Congress needs to fund the patent office to a level where they actually have enough experts in the office and to set reasonable rules for obviousness via legislation. If you're looking for corruption to blame, I'm sure you'll find plenty at the Congressional level.

    24. Re:One question they did not answer by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      ... this could have been describing a metaphysical system to measure karma ...

      Uh Oh. Slashdot's moderation system is in big trouble....

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    25. Re:One question they did not answer by txghia58 · · Score: 1

      So I invent something that is an actual break through and patent it. BUT I don't have the money to produce and market it after paying all the patent attorneys so it should just rot away?

    26. Re:One question they did not answer by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      The inventor already made money, when Lodsys bought the patent from him/her/them. And yes, this is how patents are supposed to work, or do you think that inventors shouldn't be allowed to sell patents?

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    27. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did answer that question, rather obliquely.

      Starting in 1988, Dan Abelow invented, put in significant amounts of his time, and paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in patent filing, prosecution lawyer fees, and maintenance fees to the US Patent Office to create the patent portfolio.

      Eh followup question then: how does one manage to spend "hundreds of thousands of dollars" in patenting something so patently (pun intended) obvious?

    28. Re:One question they did not answer by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Apple can't pass indemnity. IANAL, but Apple would be stupid to sign a contract that did pased indemnity because it would cost them a fortune.

      Instead, prior art needs to be found so that this patent can be invalidated. Somebody, please.....

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    29. Re:One question they did not answer by calzones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or do you think that inventors shouldn't be allowed to sell patents?

      BINGO.

      If you set out to patent an invention, you should only be able to profit from patent protection if you actually execute on the patented invention, or if you are waiting to figure out how to execute (waiting on investors, waiting on cheaper technology, etc) and someone else comes along and commercially releases an invention that trespasses on it.

      Selling a patent should be worthless unless you are selling it as part of a business that is actively involved in commercially executing / production on that very patent. In which case the entire patent + production bundle exchange hands.

      The way it should be: If you are unable to execute on a patented invention then you are SOL unless someone else decides to trespass on it. If you invent something and patent, your only hopes of getting paid are either executing or suing someone who violates your patent before you are able to execute.

      In short, inventing something with no known means of executing on it, including the inability to raise investment capital to execute on it should be a worthless enterprise and unworthy of your time and money to patent. Let someone else patent it who can execute on it or who at least thinks they can and is willing to go unpaid on their patent.

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    30. Re:One question they did not answer by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Because that provides a way for a company/person with capital to pay the person who doesn't have the capital for their invention, while transferring the risk of the business being mismanaged from the patent owner to the business runner.

      It also doesn't change anything since nothing stops the patent holder from contracting with a company to sue whomever they tell him to sue while they provide the lawyers and funds and also keep the settlements/damage awards in return for them paying him some cash.

    31. Re:One question they did not answer by Snarky+McButtface · · Score: 2

      If they do not rubber stamp everything, how do you explain this?

    32. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's what you think will solve the issue, then the first thing you need to do is make patent examiners among the highest paid professionals in the nation.

      You're looking for people not only technically competent enough in at LEAST one given field to evaluate the technical merits and obviousness of particular patents, but legally savvy enough to evaluate the patent applications themselves and navigate the legal mumbo-jumbo of both the patents and the related laws passed by Congress and judicial rulings and precedents that may affect their work. They're not quite lawyers and they're not quite computer scientists (or engineers or doctors or whatever is an appropriate profession to evaluate a given patent), but they're close and they're both. How much do you figure these people could make working in the private sector? And why do you believe that they're going to give that up to earn a $41,969 starting salary working for the federal government?

    33. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a residual argumentative shoehorn from the time when this investment method was created. That rule is irrelevant to the cash flow.

    34. Re:One question they did not answer by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      If they do not rubber stamp everything, how do you explain this?

      Holy crap, did someone actually filled that one out just to prove the USPTO is full of it????? I cannot imagine someone actually going through the trouble of filling such a ridiculous patent claim.

    35. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always Licence it...

    36. Re:One question they did not answer by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      But what if you don't have the means of production?

      Let's say some poor electrical engineer produces a small solar cell with much better efficiency than currently available. But he doesn't have enough money to build a factory and hire people to operate the company. Should he be ashamed of himself for being poor, not allowed to licence his invention?

      Do you really suggest that only the wealthy should be allowed to patent things?

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    37. Re:One question they did not answer by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

      In another action, they are going up against Brother, Canon, HP, Hulu, Lenovo, Lexmark, Samsung, and others:
      http://www.scribd.com/doc/48672587/Lodsys-v-Brother-International-et-al

      Seems to me they will take on anyone they think will pay them

    38. Re:One question they did not answer by sqldr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, especially when they realise that they can't spot a joke either

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    39. Re:One question they did not answer by calzones · · Score: 2

      If the patent is worthwhile, the engineer will have no trouble securing funding for a new company dedicated to producing the solar cell.

      Alternatively, the engineer can sit on his hands and just publicize his new invention and set up licensing fees to others that wish to fabricate the invention.

      However, the engineer should never be allowed to just shrug and sell off the patent. Buying a patent should be effectively worthless unless you are buying it as part of a package deal that includes production.

      Being in the business of owning patent portfolios and not doing anything with them should be 100% non-viable.

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    40. Re:One question they did not answer by SilasMortimer · · Score: 2

      Glad you pointed that out, as I'd taken the previous comment seriously and had immediately begun planning how to implement its instruction.

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    41. Re:One question they did not answer by calzones · · Score: 1

      To clarify my poorly worded previous post: when I said "not allowed" I didn't mean it should be against the law, I meant it should just be that any patent should be worthless to another entity if it doesn't include the fabrication/production half. Being worthless, no one would ever offer an inventor money for just a patent.

      If someone wanted to buy Apple, for example, then only patents that Apple had already successfully commercialized would be worth anything. The rest of the patents Apple has filed over the years would immediately become unenforceable even if the buyer ended up executing on them.

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    42. Re:One question they did not answer by tibit · · Score: 1

      This solves nothing. Dan Abelow could hire a third party as a licensing subcontractor. The outcome could be financially exactly same -- after all, will you now start policing how people write contracts? They could agree to whatever, including a "hiring bonus" paid to him upon execution of contract.

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    43. Re:One question they did not answer by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Any way of 'fixing' the patent system that involves allowing mathematical proofs or (bio)chemical processes to be patented is doomed to fail. The patent system should only allow a monopoly on the production of tangible objects for a limited amount of time. This amount of time should be enough to get investors and a production facility off the ground (~10 years) and expire into the public domain after that.

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    44. Re:One question they did not answer by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I still don't think this would help anything. It would create a black market of patents ready for registration. And what about people with a large number of patents (~10 or more), would they have to produce all of the possible products themselves?

      What you're proposing would help against patent trolls, but I'm afraid it would hurt actual inventors as well. Obvious patents are a bigger issue here that being enforced by non-inventors, which is also easier to solve.

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    45. Re:One question they did not answer by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 0
      If the patent is worthwhile, the engineer will have no trouble securing funding for a new company dedicated to producing the solar cell.

      What planet do you live on? Here in the real world, it is far harder to raise capital for a real invention than for "virtual garbage". A real invention has quantifiable benefits. These are reasonably well defined, and obviously limited.

      Virtual garbage is unquantifiable and can, it is argued by scam artists that are the investment and "wealth management" world have potentially unlimited benefits. They can therefore justify investing other people's wealth in shite, while taking a percentage for their "due dilligence" (yes it does mean arse covering).

      The only way a lot of inventors can survive the cost of getting a patent is to find a buyer or licencee. Its not easy with the investment world almost entirely corrupt.

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    46. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No, I don't. And regardless of that, I believe that if you're not actually using your idea in a product, you should lose the patent protection. Patents were created to ADVANCE the Arts and Sciences, not so that someone could think something up, and then earn money off everyone else who thought it up too.

    47. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      But what if you don't have the means of production?

      That's what investors are for. And if you have a patent on the item, then you should be able to get some investors willing to help you out.

      And your example is retarded. The engineer should be starting a business making those solar cells. If he's not going to try and take advantage of the idea, then he has no business stopping someone else from doing it.

    48. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      It's called "Willful Infringement". Basically, if your'e found to have prior knowledge of the patent in question, and you go ahead anyway, it's considered done on purpose (as opposed to accidental or unknowing), and the damages triple.

    49. Re:One question they did not answer by calzones · · Score: 2

      Under my proposal:

      If you're a serial inventor, you can choose to license all of your patents to other entities, or you execute on one or more of them (or both). At some point after the first successful patent, you would likely have enough money to run a full-blown corporation. From that point on, you could just file all your subsequent patents under your corporation (but the ones you originally came up with would still be in your name). A special exceptional patent process could exist for inventors wishing to consolidate all their patents under a single corporation for which that they hold a majority sake.

      If you're a serial inventor, you could be your own patent troll just by patenting a lot of stuff and licensing it out. So patent trolling wouldn't go away, it would just become non-transferrable and benefit the original inventor only.

      Obvious patents are a huge deal too. You're right I'm not addressing that, because it is far more complicated. But I'd like to see that reformed.

      As for a black market. If you're willing to take the risk of holding on to an idea and not patenting it, then what's wrong with that? The "ready for registration" would be too little too late in most cases because by the time people see value in a patent, it's because it's already being executed on in the market, and you can no longer patent it.

      Or are you saying that a serial inventor could come up with a whole portfolio of ideas over a 5 year period, never patent a single one, but then approach a patent troll company and sell them all the ideas for them to patent? That possibility certainly exists and is definitely a good counterpoint to my position. On the other hand, an un-patented idea is worth far less than a patented idea and it's very risky to hold and to purchase and requires a whole lot of NDA and non-compete contracts. I think that would serve to mitigate the potential trouble significantly. Regardless, designing incentives to do away with this aspect, though a murky prospect, is worth thinking about.

      At the end of the day, the gist of my position is ideas are a dime a dozen. People are constantly saying "someone should do X...." Anyone can (and does) have an idea. The trick is having the conviction to follow through. We need to reward raw ideas far less than reward those inventors who have the wherewithal to actually follow through.

      If an idea is worth patenting, then even if you can't execute on it, it should be well worth your while to buy a godaddy domain, publicize it and license it. For what it's worth, that will be a drop in the bucket compared to the expense of obtaining a patent.

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    50. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the words "Venture Capitalist" come to mind. It is easy and cheap to start an LLC and get funding nowadays.

    51. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      This happened like 3 days ago. I'm sure their lawyers are working on something.

    52. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say some poor electrical engineer produces a small solar cell with much better efficiency than currently available. But he doesn't have enough money to build a factory and hire people to operate the company. Should he be ashamed of himself for being poor, not allowed to licence his invention?

      No, he shouldn't feel bad, nor should he be allowed to license the invention.

      It should be simple; act on it, sell it, or give it up.

      Here's the KISS theory applied to your example of the original inventor's options:

      A. Find a partner/investor that is willing to help him produce his invention so he can take advantage of his exclusive rights for the time given. If the invention is worthwhile, this should not be difficult.
      (The clock starts at the time the patent is granted, not when the product starts production.)

      B. Sell (not license) the patent to some other entity. If the patent is worthwhile, someone will pay for the ability to produce it.
      (Again, the clock starts at the time the patent is granted to the original inventor, not when the patent changes hands, so the longer someone sits on the patent, the less it is worth.)

      C. Give up rights to the invention, and place it in the public domain.
      (Patent filing fees should be refunded.)

      Seems overly simplistic, but, maybe it should be this simple?

    53. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Licensing, investors, all kinds of options. But unless you're actually making something with the patent, you shouldn't get the protection on it. Patent trolls deserve none.

    54. Re:One question they did not answer by calzones · · Score: 1

      Simple is good. However, allowing the inventor to sell a patent and just moving the production requirement to the buyer limits the potential benefit to society too much. You're in essence arguing that a patent should be good solely for granting a monopoly to one producer and prohibiting any one else from also producing the invention.

      Licensing technology is a great way to increase standards adoption. Many companies are happy to pay a small fee to an inventor to avoid reinventing the wheel. Our system should allow that.

      I believe it's better to simply make it so that a patents protection expires the moment the patent is sold without an execution/production component. Therefore, only the original inventor is allowed to license without ever having a production component.

      I also think patents should expire after one year. Renewal should be allowed annually for 20 years. Each year it should cost twice as much as the previous year, and the "original" baseline cost used to calculate the renewal fee should be $100, $1,000 or $10,000 depending on the size and scope of the entity renewing the patent ($100 for an individual, $1,000 for a single-state corporation of 10 or fewer employees, $10,000 for a corporation that does business across state lines or has more than 10 employees).

      This will encourage entities to actually generate money from their patents or else stop renewing them.

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    55. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Even besides that, unless you can show that you are actually using the patent in some kind of product, you shouldn't get patent protection on it. These "holding companies" are nothing but bullshit, completely contrary to the original spirit of the patent system, and a leech on society.

    56. Re:One question they did not answer by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't think inventors should be allowed to sell patents. The rights of a patent should be attached for the specified period of time to the inventor (or shared by an inventing team). It was originally designed as a protection for the inventor (and possibly his family). There is great evil in turning it into a commodity. First of all companies pre-empt an inventors right to a patent in many employment agreements (which is a deal with the devil , recording artists have seen this with the copyrights on their work as well). And the patent trolls which fullfil about the same place in society as the deriviatives market. IP should not be seperated from the intellegence that created it. That leads to exploitation and really stupid things like patenting an idea that you push a button and you can update, so pay me, no pay the guy that bought my idea.

      The companies article in defense of selling very obvious ideas, are that they published the information in the patent so obviously someone else could not have thought of the idea (because it was so blooming obious). Does anybody remember the old game where if you said the same thing as someone else "jinx, you owe me a coke".

      And now they are talking about removing the invalidation of a patent due to prior art. I think this is a copy of the laws in Europe. So get your stupid idea's in now, or see an existing good idea, check that there is not currently a patent or patent pending and slip their idea in as your own.. Bonanza!

    57. Re:One question they did not answer by mellon · · Score: 1

      I could tell you were joking. But it wasn't funny.

    58. Re:One question they did not answer by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      Being in the business of owning patent portfolios and not doing anything with them should be 100% non-viable.

      If you added an exception for the original inventor, you might be onto something. There's a well established business model around inventing something worthwhile and monetizing it through licencing deals. However, if you're not business savvy, it can take an inordinately long time to navigate through the myriad decisions needed to get an invention made.

      If you could limit damages anyone else could collect for infringement -- by tying them to actual manufacturing under the patent, whether by the patentholder or by a licensee -- it could achieve the objective you're going for, without threatening the business model that fosters a lot of the innovation we see.

    59. Re:One question they did not answer by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      It's more than likely, that the bought a bunch of (s)hit, and through numerous Patent Lawyers, have managed to polish SOME of the (s)hit into Gold.

      >> this is the modern-day equivalent of Alchemy!

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    60. Re:One question they did not answer by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Software patents and, worse, business process patents should be abolished. A few dozen lines of text about how someone, sometime, could possibly want to purchase an upgrade to some software by talking to a server?

      And that idea warrants a percentage every time someone wants to do so? I think not.

      Heck, I'm not so sure that ALL patents shouldn't be abolished. Billions (literally) of dollars are spent (wasted) each and every year litigating patents.

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    61. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way to fix patents is not to restrict selling them but instead charge a yearly fee for possessing them.

      1) First 10 patents are free of yearly cost (this allows individuals to reasonably patent their inventions without burden)

      2) After 10 patents are owned, a per-patent fee is required to maintain the patent, else it automatically enters the public domain

      3) The per-patent fee INCREASES as the number of patents owned increases, this will discourage holding vast patent portfolios

      4) A patent may be donated to the public domain AHEAD of its scheduled expiration in exchange for a reasonable tax deduction, pro-rated for the number of years left on the patent

      5) Total tax deducations from all donated patents are limited to reasonable yearly maximum

      6) Bankruptcy automatically transfers all owned patents to the public domain

      7) Sell or Transfer of patents are taxed based on the long-term capital gains rate, with proceeds going to the patent office to support patent clerks

    62. Re:One question they did not answer by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

      How much investment does it take to start a company ? Answer, close to zero. The easy circumvention is to start a company with, say, $500 capital and then sell the company for the value of the patent (to a troll) + $500. It's one thing to make it mandatory to start a company, quite another to sue someone for being unrealistically under-capitalized to actually bring a patented invention into production.

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    63. Re:One question they did not answer by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      I see what you're saying, but cant help thinking that in this world, the USPTO would start to lose money and these competent and honest people would be quickly sacked to "save face".

      Everything seems to revolve around money these days. And greed goes hand in hand with patents like this.

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    64. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the patent office did not understand what the patent was about then how the hell could it pass? It should be obvious not to allow a patent they don't understand.

    65. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There can be a protection for truly independent inventors but rule out legal firms that do nothing but wait for businesses to come along and sue them. The inventor would need to show a best effort to secure a manufacturer or acquire funding, and the patent can be challenged if good faith efforts are not made.

      There can also be restrictions on legal firms owning patents. Why should law firms be allowed to own patents which are in the business sector? If someone is a lawyer, they should have a much higher bar to prove that they are the true inventor and not just a patent buyer.

    66. Re:One question they did not answer by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      I can. It's an animal toy. The patent does not cover sticks in general, unless they are used as animal toys. More importantly, the patent covers manufactured sticks, made from pressed cellulose or treated wood, infused with flavorings or scents. If challenged, the plain-stick part probably wouldn't hold up. The idea of a flavored, scented stick as an animal toy, made from what could be recycled sawdust, is actually pretty interesting to me.

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    67. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean we shouldn't mix fully and scientifically justified artificial scarcity with PTO bureaucratic empire building?

      Very little of what the PTO does today can be truly justified.

    68. Re:One question they did not answer by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      It wasn't obvious in 1988 because a confluence of technologies didn't exist to make it trivial. Coming up with an idea that's not obvious because its completely impractical and then suing people once it does become practical and they unwittingly implement it is ridiculous.

      Computers and networks didn't exist in 1988? I'm not sure what additional technologies have developed since then that had to exist before this patent could have been implemented.

      Your point is correct if, say, they were claiming a way to let man comfortably stand on the surface of Mercury, when we don't have a way to get there yet. But their claim is in-app upgrades. It doesn't need anything that didn't exist in 1988.

    69. Re:One question they did not answer by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      I'm not a patent attorney (or, any kind of attorney) ... Of course, the USPTO are morons, and their rules say that say that once they've validated a patent, you have to act like it's legit, and that becomes the law of the land.

      Since you're not an attorney, you can be forgiven for the mistake - it's not the USPTO who makes the laws, but Congress. The USPTO has to follow what Congress has said and what the Supreme Court has interpreted those laws as.

      Trying to overturn a stupid and pointless patent is exceedingly difficult.

      Actually, it's not that bad. Look up re-examination some time. It can even be done anonymously.

      Sadly, they now have a patent which covers ... well, it's so vague, it probably covers things we haven't even identified yet. Maybe even the stock market since it's mostly talking about valuation and distribution of commodities.

      This is no way to run a legal system.

      Say I'm the first person to invent the wheel. Brand new, not obvious, revolutionizes the transportation industry. At the time, I may not have envisioned the internal combustion engine, but If, by some freak of innovation, cars get invented during the duration of my wheel patent, the patent covers them. Why wouldn't it? They use my wheel. They couldn't have gotten to where they are without my wheel.

      If an inventor, at the time of applying for a patent, could explicitly enumerate every possible way that invention could be used during the life of the patent, you're essentially assuming that innovation moves sooooo slowly that no one in an entire industry can come up with more than one new invention every 20 years. And that's just silly.

    70. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that this was obvious in 1988

      Oh come on! IBM was doing "in app" upgrades for their mainframe hardware (e.g. enabling extra CPU's on payment) decades before. This isn't exactly rocket science.

    71. Re:One question they did not answer by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      And, in 1988, how were you going to purchase that app, and how was it going to be delivered to you? I knew what the Internet was at the time, but I bet I was in a pretty exclusive club.

    72. Re:One question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being in the business of owning patent portfolios and not doing anything with them should be 100% non-viable.

      While we're at it, the same should go for gaining money from simply manipulating money, without contributing anything of worth to society.

    73. Re:One question they did not answer by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      That's what investors are for. And if you have a patent on the item, then you should be able to get some investors willing to help you out.

      And your example is retarded. The engineer should be starting a business making those solar cells. If he's not going to try and take advantage of the idea, then he has no business stopping someone else from doing it.

      That is retarded. What if the engineer is only in it for the fun of it? Just to see if he (or she) really can do something? If the engineer don't want to become a businessman or pointy-haired boss?

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    74. Re:One question they did not answer by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Are you sure they didn't just buy a rubber stamping machine? That sounds awfully labor-intensive to rubber stamp everything in sight.

      Wait, let me guess - someone patented a method for rubber stamping patents, and is suing the maker of the rubber stamping machine into oblivion...

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    75. Re:One question they did not answer by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      Masters degree REQUIRED. from time of filing until patent issued, 100 hours MUST be spent on each patent researching it. and then it will be prominently displayed on their website asking for people to submit examples of prior art.

      THEN the patent and all info and notes are decided by a once a year patent board that reviews the reviews and public information and says "yay or nay"

      The patent process should be VERY HARD.

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    76. Re:One question they did not answer by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      And, in 1988, how were you going to purchase that app, and how was it going to be delivered to you? I knew what the Internet was at the time, but I bet I was in a pretty exclusive club.

      Good point. Most people would have had absolutely no idea, and only a few highly skilled people would recognize it. That means that the invention is really non-obvious. You just strengthened the patent.

    77. Re:One question they did not answer by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Then he should be the most appalled at the idea of his patent ending up in the hands of someone who won't do anything but sue others with it.

    78. Re:One question they did not answer by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, this patent actually makes sense when you consider that it is a manufactured dog toy, not a stick. Now the method of swinging on a swing pantent is blatantly stupid however, and would serve as a much better example of abuse of the system.

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    79. Re:One question they did not answer by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Does the patent office really make a profit? Is it possible for them to lose money?

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    80. Re:One question they did not answer by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I could go around patenting the idea of paying for things with brain waves, or using personal visual information overlays to identify plants, or using similar technologies to determine where a long nail hammered into a board will hit a stud, or any number of other things. Things that are so totally impractical today that nobody would think of patenting. Then, in 5-15 years when they actually happen, poof, extortion city, here we come!

      Thinking of an idea is the easy part. The hard part is actually making it come to life. People should not be compensated for thinking of ideas. The system that allows them to be compensated for that is broken.

    81. Re:One question they did not answer by Troed · · Score: 1

      When reading patents you ONLY have to check the claims. This is what's patented:

      "What is claimed is:
      1. An animal toy, comprising:
      (a) a solid main section having a diameter and a longitudinal length and extending a predetermined distance along said longitudinal length; and
      (b) at least one protrusion attached at one end thereof said main section and extending a predetermined distance therefrom and wherein said at least one protrusion includes a second longitudinal axis that is not in parallel alignment with a first longitudinal axis of said solid main section;
      and wherein said animal toy is adapted to float on the water."

    82. Re:One question they did not answer by Kalriath · · Score: 2

      Actually, there's a re-examination certificate at the end, and it says that claims 1 through 20 were cancelled.

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    83. Re:One question they did not answer by Troed · · Score: 1

      Thanks, although that still means it did get through once.

    84. Re:One question they did not answer by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      It was just an example...but i'm sure they'd have to justify their budget etc. its just the ridiculous way everything works nowadays...

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  2. May I be the first to suggest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that these guys go screw themselves?

  3. So by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 0

    Apple, Google and Microsoft, all 3 have licences from them?

    they ask for 0.575% for US revenue. I dont know the numbers, but 0.575% fo Apple,Google and Microsoft US revenue combined should be a HUGE number..

    1. Re:So by do0b · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't think Apple, Google and Microsoft agreed to such a percentage. A flat fee, maybe. More like grant us a license or we'll find a way to litigate you to the ground.

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    2. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple, Google and Microsoft, all 3 have licences from them?

      they ask for 0.575% for US revenue. I dont know the numbers, but 0.575% fo Apple,Google and Microsoft US revenue combined should be a HUGE number..

      Approximately $880m USD... A very nice number indeed...

    3. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple, Google and Microsoft, all 3 have licences from them?

      they ask for 0.575% for US revenue. I dont know the numbers, but 0.575% fo Apple,Google and Microsoft US revenue combined should be a HUGE number..

      I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be all revenue, only revenue generated by the in-app upgrade button, which probably isn't really all that much for those companies.

    4. Re:So by brainzach · · Score: 1

      It is probably an insignificant unrelated license between Apple and Lodsys, if any actually exists.

    5. Re:So by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2

      They ask for 0.575% of U.S. revenue for the products using the patent.

      FTFY.

      They get 0.575% of all U.S. revenue from Apple, Google, Microsoft, etc., but rather only the revenue from products that use the patent in question. There is a BIG difference.

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  4. Patent Troll/Wall Street Speculator business model by digitaldc · · Score: 0

    How can we make profits without actually doing any work or producing anything of value?
    How can we make revenue off of other people's work and businesses?
    I know! Threaten people and make stuff up!

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  5. Ideation by Fwipp · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "This ideation, as expressed in the patent, enabled a building block for others to build on and create more value."

    I'm pretty sure that the use of non-words like "ideation" is inversely proportional to the originality of that idea.

    1. Re:Ideation by wintercolby · · Score: 1

      It would seem that it has been a medical term for a while at least. I'm certain that ideation of suicide is close to the connotation they were looking for.

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    2. Re:Ideation by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      You're right, I should have said buzzwords, not non-words.

    3. Re:Ideation by TopSpin · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the use of non-words like "ideation"

      That word disgusted me as well. I was certain that it had to be a marketing speak neologism. It isn't. Ideation is a legitimate word, resurrected from disuse by these heinous trolls.

      Websters (1913): ideation

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    4. Re:Ideation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps because you can't call something a creation if you never created it

  6. patent trolls by afidel · · Score: 1

    I wish we could deal with patent trolls the same way the judge recently dealt with Righthaven by stating that having no rights other than the right to enforce the IP is on its face hollow because no damage can come to the rights holder. If the idea of copyrights and patents is to "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts," then I think it's obvious that allowing firms to just buy the right to sue over a piece of IP is against the intention in the constitution and hence invalidates their suit.

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    1. Re:patent trolls by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      They did not "just buy the right to sue over a piece of IP", they bought the rights to IP. They effectively bought the IP and all control over said IP as allowed by law. Someone made "Progress of Science and useful Arts", patented said progress, and then sold the patent and all associated rights to someone else. You are trying to change the facts.

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    2. Re:patent trolls by kimvette · · Score: 1

      The problem is that although the Constitution is the supreme law of the land, courts do not look at it that way.

      They layer precedent upon precedent upon precedent over the laws, which are in turn laid over the Constitution, and what you end up with is a murky soup prone to corruption, injustice, abuse and even tyranny in case.

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    3. Re:patent trolls by afidel · · Score: 1

      Unless I misread the article they sold the rights to sue to the subcompany
      "Intellectual Ventures who then sold those patent rights to a private ownership group which then setup “independent companies, with sufficient capital and talented staff to focus on licensing the patent rights broadly to the marketplace."

      I think it's telling that it says patent rights not patents. The way the patent trolls generally work is they encapsulate the bare minimum in the troll so that if they lose there is no recourse for the aggrieved party, if they actually had to stand up to countersuits then the model would be less valuable.

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    4. Re:patent trolls by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      You misread the article. Specifically, you read into it instead of reading it.

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  7. The apotheosis of patent troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Anonymous want to do something truly useful they'd wipe this scum off the face of the Internet.

    1. Re:The apotheosis of patent troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU are anonymous. No play on words intended. We are ALL anonymous.

  8. Most revealing section by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is the most revealing section of the "answer" given"

    http://www.lodsys.com/1/post/2011/05/q-what-is-dan-abelows-involvement-is-intellectual-ventures-behind-lodsys-or-controlling-lodsys-in-some-way.html

    For those that don't want to read the section, allow me to sum up: Some guy named Dan invested a crapload of time patenting things he had no intention of making. those patents were resold a couple times until they landed in the hands of a Patent Troll company who set up multiple smaller companies with the expressed intention of Patent trolling.

    Yep. It's every bit as obnoxious and evil as you thought it was.

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    1. Re:Most revealing section by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      the new SCO Group is born...

    2. Re:Most revealing section by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Here is the most revealing section of the "answer" given"

      http://www.lodsys.com/1/post/2011/05/q-what-is-dan-abelows-involvement-is-intellectual-ventures-behind-lodsys-or-controlling-lodsys-in-some-way.html

      For those that don't want to read the section, allow me to sum up: Some guy named Dan invested a crapload of time patenting things he had no intention of making.

      Most garage inventors spend a crapload of time (and money) inventing and patenting things that they have no intention of making. Instead, they sell the patent to companies that will make the invention. Take that away, and you're essentially saying that only large companies with large manufacturing arms should ever be able to get a patent, and small inventors had best seek employment at one of them if they want to earn anything.

    3. Re:Most revealing section by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      It's not that i want to take that away, I just want to take away the ability to Patent Troll. I would propose a change along these lines:

      If you invent something patentable and obtain a patent, you have the classic 15 years of time to either produce the patented thing and make a profit, or sell the patent to someone else. Patent creators and inventors still have full original rights.

      If you BUY a patent from anyone, you have FIVE years to produce something with the patent and MAY NOT resell it. After 5 years all "second owner" patents enter the Public Domain IF nothing is being produced with the patent. If the patent is in use after 5 years then a single 10 year extension is placed on the patent, after which it enters the public domain.

      This results in a maximum of 20 years that a patent may remain idle, and a maximum of 30 years that a patent may be in active use, after which all patents are forced into the Public Domain.

      Now, this doesn't prevent a company from say, creating an invention, patenting it, producing it for 15 years, and then just before expiration selling it to a subsidiary and continuing to create for 15 years.

      Regarding Internet-based patents, taking into account just how fast the internet moves, the time limitations would be shrunk accordingly. 5 years of ownership for an original inventor, only one sale allowed, and a SINGLE year to implement the idea for purchasers of the patents, with 4 additional years if the idea is in active use.

      Let's face it: Every 5 years the internet is a completely different place. Allowing internet concept patents to last longer than that stifles growth.

      The idea behind my concept is simply to prevent or minimize Patent trolling. If the patent is in active USE, then trolling isn't happening, even if said company is suing the pants off of other companies for trying to copy it's patented idea.

      Incidentally, I would also outright BAN software patents. Software is covered under copyright.

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    4. Re:Most revealing section by Aldenissin · · Score: 1

      Most garage inventors spend a crapload of time (and money) inventing and patenting things that they have no intention of making. Instead, they sell the patent to companies that will make the invention. Take that away, and you're essentially saying that only large companies with large manufacturing arms should ever be able to get a patent, and small inventors had best seek employment at one of them if they want to earn anything.

      How do you get that only large companies with large manufacturing arms can only make some inventions? Why can't they get investment and still make it "themselves"? At the least sub-license/contract it out? I really don't see anything but good in taking away the ability to patent something with no intention of making it. Sure, our culture has made it sometimes difficult, but that is only because of and reinforced by the way things are, which is no reason to continue. Undoing this injustice do the system will help put us on the correct path to sanity and setup to allow inventors to make things without feeling they HAVE to sell the patents to large companies who've become oligarchies.

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  9. One question though by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Assuming this patent is valid(playing devil's advocate here), what would it mean to Apple's demands that apps allow for in-app purchases(that Apple takes a cut from)? Apple would essentially be requiring developers to use and therefore have to license this idea, and then pay the Apple royalties on top of that, would it not? Seems like this would be bad for Apple, as it would drive more people away from iOS and the app store, which would mean fewer fees and royalties for Apple.

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    1. Re:One question though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As near as I can tell from their "FAQ", the patent covers upgrading from a free to a paid version of an app, not all other in-app purchases. And the FAQ also hints at the idea that this isn't unique to Apple, although they may have started their trolling there.

    2. Re:One question though by rritterson · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt that Apple realizes a vibrant community of developers is what fuels the app store and the iOS ecosystem, as well as the chilling effect this sort of lawsuit can have on someone looking to make apps. If at any time some patent troll can ambush you and take your revenue away, you'll think twice before starting to write an app.

      Apple has a history of taking time to respond to news like this, but I'm sure they are looking at all possible options here, from agreeing to pay more in licensing fees to get immunity for developers to launching a nuclear bomb of lawyers at Lodsys.

      And, if they find a good solution, they'll combine it with FUD and use it as marketing: "Why develop for the questionably written Android (did they steal from Oracle?) without any protection from submarine parents? Come develop for us, and we'll protect you!"

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    3. Re:One question though by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      AUWYHSTOT (Acronyms are Useless When You Have to Spell Them Out Too)

      Only when you don't use them again. If your post happened to contain that phrase in multiple places, then it would (ironically) be useful to replace them all with AUWYHSTOT.

  10. This one time... by theghost · · Score: 2

    This one time i was at a baseball game and i bought a beer without leaving my seat. Did Lodsys get their cut off that?

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    1. Re:This one time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have your IP.

    2. Re:This one time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one time i was at a baseball game and i bought a beer without leaving my seat. Did Lodsys get their cut off that?

      Was it at band camp?

    3. Re:This one time... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      This one time i was at a baseball game and i bought a beer without leaving my seat. Did Lodsys get their cut off that?

      Unless you and the beer vendor were coupled to a remote database through a network and you include a display and keypad for providing a user interface, then probably not.

  11. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the patent. Teletext, Prestel, Viewdata and whatever it was called in France are all prior art.

  12. Re:Patent Troll/Wall Street Speculator business mo by hedwards · · Score: 1

    The problem is that fraud has been rampant on Wall Street for so long that I could probably host all of the honest people that work there in a small house.

  13. Re:rubber stamp everything in sight! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it now! Maybe it's this lady!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P46qYCIt954

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  14. Can you be infringing by using a supplied API? by KreAture · · Score: 2

    If apple supplies an API for/with in-app purchasing, then I shouldn't be infringing for using it. Apple should. Then again, there were shopping apps before, and they were not infringing on in-app purchasing patents, but existed before them. Doesn't that void the patent?

    1. Re:Can you be infringing by using a supplied API? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only...the way our effed up system works is anyone touching the patened object can be sued. Even the individual consumer. Company I worked for got dragged into stupid shit like this a couple years ago. The difference is that we were an online shop selling computer hardware. What we got sued over? Processor heatsinks with heatpipes! Shit NASA developed back in like the 50's or 60's I think for the north, but is a new invention since the patent was beyond broad and vague. If you wanna look it up, search for "ATI outletpc".

  15. This isn't so bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all of the different developers contacted with basically a threat/cease-and-desist/pay up notice, perhaps they will form a consortium to appeal and revoke what appears to be a completely unconscionable software patent.

    This undue attention will be their undoing.

  16. The actual important question they did not answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far not mentioned in the blog: "How does an 'Upgrade' button infringe any of the claims of the quoted patent for recording user feedback locally?"

    See, for instance: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2152750&cid=36122268

  17. Invention ? by billcopc · · Score: 1

    What exactly did Lodsys "invent" here ? And how can it not be considered trivial/obvious ?

    Can I go ahead and patent In-Bar Purchasing (IBP) ? "A process where one person, robot, or legal entity, acquires food, beverage or short-lived sexual gratification in exchange for cash, credit, or barter."

    I'll gladly take 0.575% of all bar revenue worldwide. Suuuuure.

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    1. Re:Invention ? by gilleain · · Score: 1

      Can I go ahead and patent In-Bar Purchasing (IBP) ? "A process where one person, robot, or legal entity, acquires food, beverage or short-lived sexual gratification in exchange for cash, credit, or barter."

      That reminds me of a joke : "A hive intelligence, a robot, and a limited liability company walk into a bar..."

  18. There is one, just one proper solution to all this by DanielSmedegaardBuus · · Score: 1

    ...patent shizzle: We need a death squad killforce to squash these patent trolls from existence. Their being here is a burdon to all, and therefore, their life grant should be revoked. ASAP.

  19. Going after who earns the value? by 01101010001010001010 · · Score: 1

    The first item in their FAQ says that they are going after developers because they make the money from using the technology. Actually I think they'd find that Apple, taking 30% of everyone's in-app purchases would be earning many times the amount that any individual developer would earn. So by their own logic they should be going after Apple. Also Apple has delivered the tools for devs to 'infringe' their patents.... Bunch of trolls...

  20. And yet. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Their responses are all - naturally - based on the assumption that their claims are valid. However, they have yet to explain how their patent -- which specifically encompasses a method of providing feedback to content creators from content consumers... has relevance to an in-app upgrade purchase. Nothing of the sort is referenced in the patent. The suggestion that such a purchase is a form of feedback is specious at best: the customer is offering no suggestions for improving or changing the product (the common example specified in the patent itself), but is rather paying continue using or unlock already-existing functionality.

    1. Re:And yet. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Their responses are all - naturally - based on the assumption that their claims are valid. However, they have yet to explain how their patent -- which specifically encompasses a method of providing feedback to content creators from content consumers... has relevance to an in-app upgrade purchase. Nothing of the sort is referenced in the patent. The suggestion that such a purchase is a form of feedback is specious at best: the customer is offering no suggestions for improving or changing the product (the common example specified in the patent itself), but is rather paying continue using or unlock already-existing functionality.

      One thing to bear in mind is that in the original Slashdot story, we never saw Lodsys' letter, but just the report from the guy who received it. Lodsys most likely is asserting several patents, not just the one. That's supported also by this story, which quotes Lodsys' statement that the inventor had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars obtaining the patents in question. It typically costs only about $25k to get a patent. There are probably at least half a dozen at issue here, but only one has been named.

      To really conclusively say that Lodsys' patent portfolio has nothing to do with in-app upgrade purchases, you'd have to investigate their entire portfolio.

    2. Re:And yet. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Valid point - and something they make it easy to do, apparently: http://www.lodsys.com/our-patents.html At least based on the description (and I know you can't really go by that, but I don't have time to do the same digging I did for the first one - maybe someone else can) they're not immediately/obviously related.

  21. Living and Dying in East Texas by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    So they're getting death threats over this. I'm not surprised. The big problem there is that only one of those threats ever has to be real. The thing about East Texas is that while it may be hospitable to patent trolls, it is also hospitable to gun ownership. Not a great mix.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Living and Dying in East Texas by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Patent troll season? Yes please.

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  22. Excuse me by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Excuse me while I go patent the hyperlink as a method of selecting product or content for purchase or rental.

    I am not greedy; I seek only 0.575% of US revenue.

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    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    1. Re:Excuse me by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Bell Labs / AT&T is way ahead of you on that. They already have a patent on the hyperlink.

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      For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
  23. Re:Patent Troll/Wall Street Speculator business mo by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    I could probably fit all the dishonest people from wall-street in a small house as well. Though I might need to reduce them to compressed ash first.

  24. Re:The actual important question they did not answ by dlingman · · Score: 1

    Claim 24: 24. The system of claim 1 wherein the two-way local interactions comprise a transaction for sale of a product or a service contract for the commodity. I'm guessing that would be the claim in question. As for which apps apple needs to pay for? I'd guess the app store one, and the itunes one at a minimum.

  25. Were you playing baseball or watching baseball? by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    If you weren't playing the game, I'm not certain that the patent would apply.

    And if you were playing the game, was the beer instrumental to you winning the game? If not, I don't think the patent would apply.

    Not that I think the patent is necessarily valid, mind you, I just don't think the analogy is apt. Paying to view a game and then purchasing a beverage while viewing the game is not the same thing as entering a game and then paying for materials, etcetera to help win the game.

  26. Can't they just be slashdotted? by hawguy · · Score: 1

    Maybe everyone here should send an email to Lodsys describing an app that they've thought about developing and ask for a license agreement? As the design for the app evolves, keep sending revisions to them to see if it requires a new agreement?

    That should at least slow down their business model.

    Hmm...that gives me an idea - maybe someone should patent the patent troll business model?

  27. Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same "Inventor" that got a patent on tooltips:
    http://www.techdirt.com/blog.php?company=webvention&edition=techdirt

    And roll-over images:
    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/10/14/2030245/Webvention-Demanding-80k-For-Rollover-Images

    Both perfect examples of the abuse and mis-use of the USPTO.

  28. Spammers (and patent trolls) lie by Trillan · · Score: 1

    It's the first rule of dealing with spammers, and should be the first rule of dealing with patent trolls.

    You're fighting someone with no ethics and no memory. Assume they'll lie to you. Assume they'll lie to everyone else. And assume the lies will contradict each other, and even (sometimes) a lie will contradict itself.

    Don't give them anything: valuable information, money, or the time of day.

  29. It's a bluff by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

    Their answer to the first and most important question, "why targeting little guys and not Apple?" is "it is only fair to get paid by the party that is accountable for the entire solution." When you are trying to forcibly take money from small fry who have no knowledge of your so called patent and you have to use the words "it is only fair," you know you don't have a case.

    And then they proceed with that ridiculous hotel analogy: "hotel owner is responsible for the service, not the owner of the land that the hotel is leasing, or the manufacturer of hammers used to build the hotel." The analogy is flawed because the manner of the service is instituted by the Apple.

    1. Re:It's a bluff by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Their answer to the first and most important question, "why targeting little guys and not Apple?" is "it is only fair to get paid by the party that is accountable for the entire solution." When you are trying to forcibly take money from small fry who have no knowledge of your so called patent and you have to use the words "it is only fair," you know you don't have a case.

      Not defending scumbag patent trolls, but they answer it in TFA:

      Q: Lodsys is trying to force Apple to take a license by pressuring iOS developers.
        05/15/2011 No, thatâ(TM)s not whatâ(TM)s happening. Apple is licensed for its nameplate products and services.

      So Apple licensed the patent.

      And not just that, but...

      Q: What about other Operating Systems such as Android?
        05/15/2011 So far no one has asked this, or speculated on it, but itâ(TM)s a logical question for a business that has created applications on multiple platforms. Google is licensed for its nameplate products and services. Also, Microsoft is licensed for their nameplate products and services.

      So did Google and Microsoft.

    2. Re:It's a bluff by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Apple licensed it, for their own reasons, and that's fine (as fine as scumbag patent trolling is concerned), but this does not give an answer why individual developers should pay for it since they can only charge in-app in the way Apple mandates it (AFAIK). "But your honor it is only fair that we bilk these unwitting people out of their money" sounds like a weak defense, and it seems to me their choice of words reveals this weakness.

      The uncommon lowliness of this troll is that they don't go after big companies but after individuals, that's why this one must not go through.

  30. Raising money is not that easy by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If the patent is worthwhile, the engineer will have no trouble securing funding for a new company dedicated to producing the solar cell.

    As someone who has been involved with fund raising for startup businesses I feel comfortable saying that is nonsense. Just because you have a good idea does not even remotely ensure that securing funding will be easy or ensure a return on investment. Even if you can raise the money that doesn't ensure you'll get the money on favorable terms.

    1. Re:Raising money is not that easy by calzones · · Score: 1

      Then you shouldn't patent it.

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      Asking people to think is like asking them to buy you a new car
  31. It's an asset like any other by sjbe · · Score: 1

    why can they be bought and sold like securities?

    Because, like securities, patents are by definition an asset. Assets can be bought and sold. Doesn't matter what kind of asset either. You can sell receivables, inventory, property, securities, debt, and any other kind of asset you care to mention. There is absolutely no reason to make a distinction for patents.

    They should be non-transferable unless the case is one of a certain company buying another.

    Nonsense. Patents are an asset. If they are more valuable to someone else than to me I should have every right to sell or license that asset to another party. Don't conflate how an asset is used with whether it should be allowed to be sold. There is nothing wrong with buying a knife to use for cooking. Use it for stabbing someone else and now we have a problem. Same with patents - what matters is how they are used, not how they are acquired. A patent troll who's sole "product" is litigation is to my mind like the person who buys a knife with the intent to stab someone rather than to cook.

  32. Re:Patent Troll/Wall Street Speculator business mo by hedwards · · Score: 1

    You say that like its a bad thing.

  33. I'm from LOLSYS by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    If you have amused people in the past with your application, and you respond to the user such that the amusement is; enhanced, or n-1 improved, or generally MORE amusing, you are in violation of my LOLSYS patent.

    n-2) If you are adding to the acronym LOL, such that it is LOL-Cat, or LOL-System, or other derivative of this work, such that the LOL in question is either "more" confusing, or less confusing, you are considered to be using a derivative work of the LOL architecture.

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  34. Re:rubber stamp everything in sight! by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    i am impressed by her speed -- but what exactly is the REAL-WORLD application for such fast stamping?

    Either you automate the process, or someone needs to READ the piece of paper.

    >> Maybe USPTO could be replaced by a machine -- but there is no need to hire a PERSON merely to stamp a piece of paper.

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  35. A more clarified explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See the issue here that should be stated is TRANSFER OF A PATENT VERSUS LICENSING OF A PATENT.

    Basically it should be impossible to transfer a patent or allow another to collect the licensing fees (IE a corp you work for writing into your employment contract that they recieve all or x percent of the patent licensing proceeds for any patent you are the published inventor on.), and doing so should make the patent null and void.

    Additionally licensing a patent should be A-OK, this is what allows an inventor to design and produce prototype inventions without having to worry about it being stolen/exploited for profit by someone with the legal power to bankrupt them.

    Additionally I think handling patent cases between single person inventors and large companies in a 'small claims court' setting might be a better option, limiting the company to a single representative and thus hopefully putting the inventor on more competitive grounds.

    What do the rest of you think?

  36. App Developers are Accessing System APIs by Salvo · · Score: 2

    So Apple, Google and Microsoft have already payed Licensing fees for integrating the Technology into their OS and System APIs?
    Whenever this technology is integrated into a Third-Party App, they access it using System APIs.

    If App developers use System APIs to playback h.264, MP3s and other Licensed Technolgies, they aren't expected to pay licensing to MPEG-LA or Fraunhaufer Institute. The Licensing has already been payed by the OS Vendor.

    How is this any different?

  37. No, they did by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

    They did answer that question, rather obliquely.

    Starting in 1988, Dan Abelow invented, put in significant amounts of his time, and paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in patent filing, prosecution lawyer fees, and maintenance fees to the US Patent Office to create the patent portfolio.

    Actually, they did. It's on the second page:

    Q: (opinion, in several blogs): The patents are broad and should not have been granted 05/15/2011 The patents were issued and recognized as invention from a patent application filed in August of 1992. It is all too easy to look back with 18.5 years of hindsight, and knowledge of how the market has evolved, and say “of course this is how everyone is going to do it” or “the patents are too broad.”

    It's not that "gosh, we spent so much money at the patent office so we deserve a patent," but rather, if you want to claim the thing is obvious, you have to supply references from pre-August 1992 to show it was obvious. You can't just wave your hands and say "duh," since the legal standard requires more than just the conclusion.

    1. Re:No, they did by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I would never have guessed that's how it would happen in 1992, and neither did the patent holder.

  38. Obvious by exomondo · · Score: 1

    If this isn't the obvious way to do it then what is?

  39. discouraging innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is indeed a troubling trend -- the fact that MacroSolve and Lodsys are filing patent enforcement actions against one-person app development shops, rather than against the "deep-pockets" targets like Google and Apple, does not bode well for the future of innovation. Such lawsuits will inevitably discourage some small-scale developers from continuing their work, which will in turn deprive consumers of technological advances. What a shame.