Worm Descendants From Columbia Disaster Relaunched
astroengine writes "In 2003, Space Shuttle Columbia burned up on reentry, killing all seven astronauts on board. However, from the wreckage, a sample of C. elegans worms survived. On Monday, descendants from the worms that survived the disaster were launched on board Endeavour for experiments on the space station. 'C. elegans is a common, well-studied organism used in biomedical research as a model for human development, genetics, aging and disease,' says NASA. 'The organism shares many essential biological characteristics found in human biology.'"
Let's hope the little bastards didn't cause the crash.
"Take us into zero-g, will you!"
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At first I thought it was related to Columbia, the country.
Then I was like, heh, maybe it's about the Worms videogame (Worms: Descendants?)
Finally, after RTFS, I still don't know what this means for space exploration or the earthworms in specific.
I guess this will force some folks to RTFA...
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The worms were saying "Fuck, we dodged a bullet on the Columbia, eh boys? What the fuck? Where are they bringing us? Oh damn."
trying extra-hard to prove that correlation is not causation.
"The last time these worms went up, the shuttle crashed. But we're gonna prove the two facts aren't related! LIFTOFF!"
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Holy crap. My automatic, summary-summarizing brain routines skipped the title and the clause containing a date (which I guess I unconsciously find unimportant) and read the first sentence as, "Space Shuttle burned up on reentry, killing all seven astronauts on board." Turns out the story was about worms. Phew.
Sorry...
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Perhaps they are breeding for luck?
"First we tried breeding spacemen that could survive a crash. Well, that didn't work. So now we're breeding worms that can survive a crash."
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You are a dumbass, aren't you ?
If you had used your brain more than five seconds, you would have realized that for them to be the "descendants" of worms in the shuttle crash, their parents have to be in that damn shuttle.
And, why do you think these worms were put in in the first place ?
Let me help you. Might be because it's of inestimable value to understand how such a resistant organism can survive into space. There are useful technics to learn about how to protect and restore organits and on the way first life evolved.
Next time, before saying any craps and insulting people far more intelligent than you (NASA scientists), just try to think five minutes. These guys don't waste a precious occasion like this one with dull experiments.
When asked about this achievement for C. elegans, the species did not respond, instead opting to reproduce asexual for a period of three to five days.
They didn't make the crew wear red shirts again, did they?
... somewhere is thinking "Whew, glad I'm not going again."
Studying well-studied critters actually makes a lot of sense as many variables have already been accounted for.
but as a practical matter, the worms didn't survive a re-entry by themselves. If you threw a handful of worms from orbit down toward the earth, all of them would burn up in the atmosphere and DIE. They survived the Columbia accident because they were encased in some kind of container that didn't get fully vaporized during re-entry.
We've put microscopic WORMS in low Earth orbit! Clearly we can build space elevators now! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I sure as heck would have been a solid NO.
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The classification C. elegans is short for Caenorhabditis elegans(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_elegans). You would normally only abbreviate the genus if you have already written it in its full form (thus first mention should be of Caenorhabditis elegans and all further mentions can be C. elegans. TFA does this, but the summary should mention Caenorhabditis elegans first before launching into abbreviations.
and I wonder why tax money goes into trying to educate and keep alive you worthless cum sprouts when you are so incapable of intelligent thought.
OK, all those reasons are sound, but they also hold for hermaphrodites which would be sexually symmetrical (do bidirectional exchange of genes). What reason makes specialized inseminators superior to more symmetrical model of procreation? Faster rubber-stamping of successful genes?
Not just unharmed, some of the worms actually seemed to develop improved abilities after the shuttle crash. One could stretch itself to extreme lengths (though that's not uncommon for worms), another could become transparent. A third could spontaneously burst into flames and a fourth could become a hard rock-like thing. I think it's absolutely fantastic.
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Hmmm. Lone survivors of the crash.
Should we be worried that some super-villainous worm is out there somewhere? Or are they so fragile it doesn't matter?
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...and the science gets done & we make a neat gun for the worms that are...still alive.
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