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Ask Slashdot: What To Do When the Rapture Comes?

Posted by timothy on from the prone-beneath-a-desk-is-best dept.

Okian Warrior writes "Since the rapture is tomorrow (May 21) at 6:00 pm local time (everywhere), I was just wondering: what plans does everyone have? I've got no specific plans for what to do. What will you be doing around 6:00 pm tomorrow?" If you're on the IT staff, you might want to consult this checklist of things to do or not do in the interim.

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  1. Re:Visiting rapturefail.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I just wish Christians would figure out that the Old Testament is just Jewish myth and that the New Testament has been edited so much that many of Jesus' teachings have been overshadowed by the hocus pocus BS and the BS about him being the Son of God.

    Jesus - awesome spiritual teacher and philosopher.

    Christianity - One fucked up superstitious horseshit - well, RELIGION.

    Some brilliant individual comes along and teaches the truth and then people have to add bullshit, superstition, and other garbage and turn it into a religion. All religions have this problem.

    An old story: A demon in a panic runs up to the Devil and says, "Master, we're doomed!"

    The Devil asks, "What? What?"

    "There's someone up there teaching the Truth!"

    "Silly Demon! Someone will turn his teachings into a religion and we'll have more business than ever!"