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CmdrTaco Visits Pixar

A couple of weeks ago I scored a visit to Lucasfilm and half jokingly challenged the Slashdot audience to invite me to other cool places. Two brave Pixar employees took me up on my offer and showed me around for Slashdot T-Shirts. It's an amazing campus. Thanks to Mark Harrison and Ralph Gootee for showing me "0% of the render-farm" and making me wish that I was talented enough to have a place in such an amazing world. Soon I'll have a cool story to post about the crazy work Mark is doing with mind boggling volumes of data, but for now I have a picture of me next to a giant Luxo Lamp. Also thanks to Heidi Parmelee who gave me a Woody doll to give to my son and made me a hero. So now the gauntlet has been doubly thrown: Who out there in Slashdot-land works somewhere super cool and can give me a tour in exchange for a T-Shirt?

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  1. Lucky Bastard! by killfixx · · Score: 2

    New plan: Create internet phenomenon and use ensuing "cred" to live my dreams!

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    1. Re:Lucky Bastard! by Moblaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      I work in my bedroom. Besides code, the only thing I would be rendering is children and my wife has informed me you can see 0% of our render farm as well. Could I still get a t-shirt?

  2. Nice success so far by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad to see that the "Invite CmdrTaco to your cool place" campaign has went a lot better so far than its predecessor, the "Come kick kdawson in the balls" campaign.

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    1. Re:Nice success so far by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What the hell happened? People should have been line-camping for that!

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    2. Re:Nice success so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can imagine the disappointment, when they realized he had none... ;)

    3. Re:Nice success so far by smelch · · Score: 5, Funny

      There was, that was the problem. When that many people were confronted with the reality of the situation, kdawsons balls are unable to be found, a riot broke out. I think a girl died.

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    4. Re:Nice success so far by PPH · · Score: 1

      Ran out of t-shirts. A riot ensued.

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    5. Re:Nice success so far by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? It's over? I'm STILL in line, dammit! Hey, is Duke Nukem out yet?

    6. Re:Nice success so far by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see that the "Invite CmdrTaco to your cool place" campaign has went a lot better so far than its predecessor, the "Come kick kdawson in the balls" campaign.

      Oooh, so that's who the Ow, My Balls guy is!

  3. How about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Google.

  4. Where are the photos? by Tei · · Score: 1

    Show us the photos. If you are shy, you could photoshop your face with a Ghost In the Shell logo, or a V for Vendetta logo.

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    1. Re:Where are the photos? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      If you want to see CmdrTaco just watch Revolution OS ...

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    2. Re:Where are the photos? by pyrosine · · Score: 1

      Dont forget he managed to get around 250,000 people to read it

    3. Re:Where are the photos? by plunderscratch · · Score: 1

      Yup, 250,000 people all downloading the same 4MB 2362x1574 pixel png of two over-inflated plastic novelty objects and a big lamp. meow

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  5. Woddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Also thanks to Heidi Parmelee who gave me a Woody" ...niiiiiice

  6. How 'Bout the Last Shuttle Launch by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 2

    Nice! Another reason to live my life vicariously through CmdrTaco!

    Any übergeeks out there that could get Rob into NASA for the Atlantis launch?

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    1. Re:How 'Bout the Last Shuttle Launch by uncledrax · · Score: 2

      Probably.

      NASA employees can sometimes get Employee-Car Passes to the launches (assuming they don't have to work said launch). I know you can get Causeway 'seating' that way.. someone with more cred might be able to get something closer though.

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  7. Sooo....where's the article? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

    Is the summary all there is here?

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    1. Re:Sooo....where's the article? by Bratmon · · Score: 1

      The location of the article is only available inside the article, which is not indexed by Google and has zero backlinks.

  8. Re:Come on over by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    I could offer him a visit to a boring office...located in a nice tropical vacation destination that he could visit on business expenses ;)

    Now YOU bribe ME for an invite, CmdrTaco >:)

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  9. This is news? by Nationless · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you think this is? Your personal blog?

    (And for those who don't get the joke, yes, i know ;)

  10. MSFT by donutface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    CmdrTaco if you're in the Seattle area within the next two months I can give you a tour of the Microsoft Redmond campus ;-)
    Can't really see that being your scene though!

    1. Re:MSFT by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Funny

      LOL I think he'd get killed by a chair that mysteriously fell from an upper floor XD

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    2. Re:MSFT by Nyder · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco if you're in the Seattle area within the next two months I can give you a tour of the Microsoft Redmond campus ;-)

      Can't really see that being your scene though!

      While he's here, he can tour my apartment. It's a hands on tour, and to appreciate the charm, you get "hands on experience"* in my kitchen. Then the bathroom.

      Don't worry, you don't have to do windows.

      * Cleaning

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    3. Re:MSFT by bazorg · · Score: 1

      closing up shop in 2 months over there hey Ballmer?

    4. Re:MSFT by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco if you're in the Seattle area within the next two months I can give you a tour of the Microsoft Redmond campus ;-)

      Can't really see that being your scene though!

      August 20th (IIRC) Groundspeak (Geocaching.com) is having a blockparty/open house in Seattle. He'd have a lot more fun there, along with 3,500+ other geocachers.

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    5. Re:MSFT by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      It's a trap!

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    6. Re:MSFT by Technician · · Score: 1

      If he doesn't make it all the way to the Seattle area, he could stop in the Portland Oregon area and visit my cool employer instead. Even Obama has stopped by for a tour. Much more to his liking is the nearby Open Source Labs.
      http://osuosl.org/
      Info on Obama's visit to my employer
      http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2011/02/intel_obama_continue_difficult.html

      I'm sure we could arrange a tour. I don't think I can get you into the clean FAB. Sorry.

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    7. Re:MSFT by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan of MS business practices but the software has been improving, I got to spend a few days out in Redmond as part of a TAP for one of the System Centre products and whether you like MS or not it's an experience I'd highly recommend to anyone.

  11. Picture is photoshopped! by tadauphoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    The light is obviously pointing in the wrong direction. It's a fake!

    1. Re:Picture is photoshopped! by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Damn, now they are going to have to re-render it.

  12. Well.. by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    I can give you a tour of where they clean out port-a-potties. You'll never forget it.

    1. Re:Well.. by denobug · · Score: 1

      Send that invitation to Mike Rowe. Wait, I think he has done that already...

  13. Want to know how Bourbon is Made? by phishead · · Score: 1

    If you're in Kentucky I can show you around the Buffalo Trace Distillery. We make bourbon and organic vodka from scratch.

  14. Already have a ten speed by Captain+Arr+Morgan · · Score: 1

    Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a /. T-shirt. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out. Otherwise you could come visit the Skype office in Palo Alto.

    1. Re:Already have a ten speed by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Already have a ten speed by Captain+Arr+Morgan · · Score: 1

      Pfft! Really? Pay for it? I am the poster child for retail is for suckers. Its just a T-shift if you pay for it, its shwag if its given to you.

    3. Re:Already have a ten speed by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      True, but it is cheaper than killing people in front of your your mom. :P

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  15. I'll show you around the Johnson Space Center by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Of course that means having to be in Houston.....

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  16. wow! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    Also thanks to Heidi Parmelee who gave me a Woody.... Got my attention!

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  17. And after that, QTM! by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    I can give you a tour of the Quantum building and you can look at our lab with our nifty-keen tape and disk libraries! Even more importantly, afterwards I can take you to awesome pubs here on the Eastside!!!

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  18. Re:Virgin America by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has a new name?

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  19. come visit my home office by chappel · · Score: 1

    Nothing particularly interesting here - mostly old tech crap - but there isn't any heat, and in the midst of a minnesota winter 'cool' is an understatement.

    Can I upgrade my tee-shirt to a /. parka?

  20. Re:Virgin America by wrencherd · · Score: 2

    A /.-er visiting Virgin America?

    Busman's holiday, I'd say.

  21. My neighborhood and your family members by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    I literally live right next door to your sister in law Mary cmdrtaco. I hung out with your brother a few weeks ago when he was visiting. You should come down here and give me a tshirt just because I know some of your family personally ;)

    1. Re:My neighborhood and your family members by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

      Step sister not sister in law... My bad ;)

  22. Rackspace by jeffy210 · · Score: 1

    If you're out San Antonio way, I can give you a tour of Rackspace's Headquarters. Can't claim to be as cool as pixar, but got quite a few people who'd probably want to meet you.

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  23. SAS Institute tour? by MarkOnBoat · · Score: 1

    I can arrange a tour of the 300+ acre SAS Institute headquarters here in Cary, NC if you would like. It's beautiful - and SAS was Fortune's #1 best place to work in the USA two years in a row - last year and this. I think it's a cool place to work! http://www.sas.com/company/

  24. Google HQ by canadianTyPo · · Score: 1

    I can show you around Google's main campus and get you a free lunch, if you're in Mountain View.

  25. Facebook by jubishop · · Score: 1

    I work as a Software Engineer at Facebook and I would be happy to give you a tour of our campus(es). ;o)

  26. Come to Swansea by vosester · · Score: 1

    You can see Alan Cox in his natural environment, here’s a bit feral, but you can coax him out with a rump of steak, that has a picture of Linus taped to it.

  27. Can you come to Israel ? :) by lieutenant · · Score: 1

    I can get you into some interesting places...

  28. C'mon Taco, give a little back by Triv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You got invited somewhere awesome by a member of the /. community, and all we get is a thank you and a request to be let into more awesome places? It would've killed you to snap a few pictures, or to have set up an interview, or to have given us something, anything, back in return?

    Either make a big deal out of it when this happens and do some actual, experiential blogging, or keep quiet about it, but this story is just...a smirk.

    I work nowhere remotely interesting these days, but if I did, after this story I wouldn't be inclined to help yo

    1. Re:C'mon Taco, give a little back by rwade · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't get what this is all about. I thought that when he posted about Lucasfilm last week that he was just doing it on a lark -- I'm pretty shocked to see that this is a regular, erm, feature published here.

      Indeed, I don't see the point of these posts from a content generation perspective at all -- I mean, clearly there are 67 comments here so far, so people are reading it. But I bet there are better things to occupy the space than this...

    2. Re:C'mon Taco, give a little back by rhizome · · Score: 1

      As one of the people mentioned in the article, it's really hard to get our PR to agree to "sharing" things. He really really wanted to get a story, I promise!

      Well big whoop. Tell your boss that you really really wanted to get that thing done, but it's really hard to get your brain to agree to "sharing" effort.

      I don't really come to Slashdot in order to read sub-Michael Arrington "look at me" content-free posts. What's the moral of the story here, "Pixar still exists?"

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  29. Re:Boise ID by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    Anybody just going to Boise period is going to be disappointed haha

  30. AFN Broadcasting Center by tattooed_pariah · · Score: 1

    I can give a tour of all the excitement that is the Defense Media Activity, American Forces Network Broadcasting Center in lovely Moreno Valley, California... We broadcast tv and radio programs worldwide for service-members and their families.

    1. Re:AFN Broadcasting Center by rwade · · Score: 1

      Are you guys up at March? Always wondered where AFN came from...

    2. Re:AFN Broadcasting Center by Napoleon+The+Pig · · Score: 1

      So you're the one to blame for the crappy PSA's that are passed off as commercials on AFN...

  31. Nice by creat3d · · Score: 1

    Cool story man! Keep 'em coming! I liked the part where you visited Pixar and took the picture with the ball and there was that lamp right beyond you omg lookout lol hahaha anyway man keep in touch would love to read more on that trip to Lucasfilm! Take care! BTW have you seen my bong? Can't find it anywhere, I'm thinking it's either you that put it in your bag mistaking it for the darker one (yours) or Amanda... you know how she is! LOL ok take care Taco peace out

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  32. Mod parent Funny by rwade · · Score: 1

    High comedy, my friend. Well done.

  33. PNG? That photo size is huge. by PhrstBrn · · Score: 1

    While PNG is a great format for digital artwork, and maybe even archiving, it's a terrible format for distributing pictures on the web. JPEG, while lossy, still looks good at high resolutions, and compresses down to smaller image sizes for distribution of photography on the web. It's the difference between FLAC and high bitrate MP3... while the FLAC is "technically" superior in terms of quality, most people aren't going to be able to tell the difference between 256kbps MP3 and FLAC.

    Saving that photo as a JPEG cut the size by 75% without trying very hard, and I can hardly tell the difference at a glance (small differences, but not that important).

  34. Re:PNG? That photo size is huge. by gmccloskey · · Score: 1

    Not only is it a big ass PNG, it's also in AdobeRGB colourspace - so probably about .1% of the readership is actually able to see it correctly. and never mind cutting file size by 75%, try 90 or 95%, and that's without even touching the resolution. The only question is why he didn't go the whole hog with a 32-bit image instead of the paltry 8-bit option. (that last bit was sarcasm, or should I say the last 24 bots were sarcasm) Leading technology web site, eh? Remind me again of the relevance of slashdot, with stories regularly appearing a day or two days behind other sites, slashvertisements, and little in the way of original content. And I agree with the others, taking advantage of users' good will and giving nothing back is pretty weak.

  35. Taco proves he's a douche, one more time! by kuzb · · Score: 1

    I wish this fuckbag would just give up the torch to someone who actually gives a shit about the quality of the content here.

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  36. Kisko Labs / Frozen Rails by k33l0r · · Score: 1

    You're welcome to visit Kisko Labs any day, with or without t-shirts. We don't have a render farm, but we compensate by having a sauna.

    Heck, we'll even throw in some Frozen Rails conference passes.

  37. Warbirds by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    We actually met up at the A2 slashdot tenth birthday celebration, so I already have a t-shirt. But, I'm also the admin for Yankee Air Museum , home to a flying B-17, B-25, and C-47. I offered then, and it still stands. I think something can be arraigned.

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    1. Re:Warbirds by Spykk · · Score: 1

      I think something can be arraigned.

      Come on now, officer. How many criminals actually fall for that?

  38. So Let Me Get This Right... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ...*I* have to put some effort into ensuring *YOU* get as many "away from the office" jollies as you can.

    How about you go check out an office chair company on your next expenses-paid trip out? Then when I tell you to go "sit & swivel", I can at least gain some pleasure in knowing you will have a fairly good chance of carrying out my orders.

    Incidentally, I'm thinking of taking a sickie from the office on Wednesday next week? Can you call my boss and make up an excuse for me?

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  39. CERN by toruonu · · Score: 1

    If you happen to come to Geneva let me know, might show you around CERN :)

    1. Re:CERN by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Aaaaand, we have a winner!

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  40. There's no such thing by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    as a free lunch. Especially from Google!

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    1. Re:There's no such thing by canadianTyPo · · Score: 1

      Challenge Accepted. Lunch is free AND there are no ads.

  41. Re:PNG? That photo size is huge. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    I'm GLAD he used PNG. With modern highspeed being what it is, you shouldn't complain about the size difference, and the quality difference is substantial.

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  42. Yawn by ukemike · · Score: 1

    Been there. Done that. Have a picture of my son next to the 6' Lego Buzz Lightyear

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  43. Mauna Kea by Shag · · Score: 1

    As in, big shiny toys.
    Of course, you'd have to get yourself to Hawaii...

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  44. Re:PNG? That photo size is huge. by PhrstBrn · · Score: 1

    No, it really is not substantial. It's there, but you really have to be looking for it.

    Besides, this attitude of "with modern X being what it is", we create this computing culture of throwing hardware at the problem when there are performance issues, rather than trying to solve the root issue at hand.

  45. Re:Three letter agency? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I can give you a tour of a government three-letter agency if you would like. The only caveat is that you can't ever leave.

    Hotel California is a government three-letter agency, who knew?

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  46. willing to either.... by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    a. have a temporary background check and polygraph (previous employer, still have connections for tours).
    or
    b. willing to sign an NDA (HINT: you may have already did from your last visit. Think parents...).

    Also, did they show you the hideouts (i.e. must be 21yrs or over) and did you get to play drums?

    TFA has tag: brag written all over it... and hopefully this post does not. FYI, I don't exist.

  47. The world's largest Chipmaker by Technician · · Score: 1

    Care to visit the R & D facility of the world's largest chipmaker? If I twist the right arms I might even be able to get you a 6 core i7 990X Extreme to try out. If not I'm sure we can find a t shirt.
    http://www.intel.com/products/processor/corei7ee/index.htm
    http://www.intel.com/?en_US_01

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  48. Disney by stm2 · · Score: 1

    @Glendale, CA.
    But it must be before Jun 18 that I go back to Argentina. I am a the "website factory" and it is very cool, but there are also a lot of different sections in the same block and the block in front of that. Email me at sbassi gmail if you like the idea.

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  49. Re:PNG? That photo size is huge. by creat3d · · Score: 1

    You're missing the point, entirely. The problem with the picture is that it's a photo of Cmdr. Taco touching a giant ball in front of Pixar's HQ, underneath 4 lines of text (on my screen) about his trip. At the least, post a gallery of something, anything and write more about... other things... am I asking too much?

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  50. You like kids, don't you? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Come hang out here and I'll introduce you to one of this generation's most prolific children's book authors.

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  51. Re:How about SpaceX HQ in Los Angeles? by creat3d · · Score: 1

    I did check my PMs, twice already and still nothing. Are you sure you clicked on my name?

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  52. Re:Three letter agency? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    The only caveat is that you can't ever leave.

    Ah, must be "DMV".

  53. she gave you a what?? by DaScope · · Score: 1

    Quote: "Also thanks to Heidi Parmelee who gave me a Woody" ... is it just me... or that sounded funny?

  54. ye olde computer lab by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    I don't work there any more, but I can arrange for a tour of the CIT and Comp Sci offices and maybe a student computer lab at Hope College!

    Slightly cooler, I more recently did tech support work for Kendall College of Art and Design in Grand Rapids, and still have friends there....

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  55. Are you interested in telescopes? by wwphx · · Score: 1

    If you ever find yourself in West Texas/Southern NM, I could probably give you an insider's tour of a 3.5 meter telescope. If the timing and weather is right, you might get to see an Apollo run when we bounce a laser off the moon. They have some pretty cool computer equipment, including a Dec Alpha running VMS and Lisp to control the telescope motors. I also rather like the 6-8 parallel DAT drives that recorded the streaming take from the SDSS 2.5 meter telescope.

    Apache Point Observatory is about 100 miles N of El Paso above Alamogordo, NM. We're next door to White Sands National Monument and near Carlsbad Caverns. The Trinity Site where the first atomic detonations took place is nearby and open for tours the first Saturday of April and October.

    I love being married to an astrophysicist!

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  56. Re:PNG? That photo size is huge. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    For example, look at the following image in both PNG and JPEG (100% quality setting):

    PNG
    JPEG

    Would the results have been better if both pictures had been based off of the same source picture, rather than the second being made from the first? I was always taught that creating a lossy image out of a lossy image yielded poor results..

  57. SpaceX? by ender06 · · Score: 1

    If you're in the LA area I can give you a tour of the SpaceX facility and show off awesome rockets and spaceships.

    1. Re:SpaceX? by dnoble · · Score: 1

      Like spaceships? Come to JPL too, and I'll give you a tour. Pasadena is also in the LA area, depending on the time of day.

  58. CERN, Switzerland by andre.david · · Score: 1

    At CERN, the http protocol was born, the Grid Tier0 is hosted, open access publishing was organized, the LHC is operating, other mind-boggling experiments take place every day, and there are free tours.

    What are you waiting for?

  59. Re:PNG? That photo size is huge. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    I was trying to be mildly sarcastic, but I was tired and could've done better.

    The image type in question doesn't even benefit that much. A line art drawing sure does, or a traditional cartoon, but a fully rendered high colour scene is best done in JPEG.

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  60. Dreamworks Animation by ClockChaos · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco, I'm in R&D at Dreamworks Animation (Redwood City campus) and we'd love to show you around! :)