IBM Watson To Replace Salespeople and Cold-Callers
An anonymous reader writes "After conquering Jeopardy! and making inroads into the diagnosis of medical maladies, IBM's next application for Watson is improving sales and customer support. Companies will be able to simply fill Watson (or rather, DeepQA) with domain-specific information about products and services, and sit back as it uses its natural language processing skills to answer the queries of potential customers. The potential benefits are huge. Watson could either augment existing sales and support teams, or replace them entirely. Also, in a beautiful and self-fulfilling twist, the first application of this re-purposed Watson will be be internally, at IBM, to help sell more IBM Watsons to other companies."
Mark my words, this will kill the economy, just like ATMs did.
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Now voice-response menu systems are artificially intelligent. This is not an improvement.
Think an unholy union of Skynet and QVC.
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The only reason I don't hang up right away on sales/survey calls is because deep down I don't like being rude, even to strangers. The minute I hear a machine or recording I hang up, though. For support, if I can't talk to a human that speaks the same language as I do within a reasonable time frame, I don't use the service. Replace humans at your peril.
Customer: Can you tell me the location of your office in the United States?
Watson: Toronto?????
Life is like a web application. Sometime you need cookies just to get by.
(drum fill) REAL sales droids. All you ever wanted. Yuck.
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The thing companies seem to fail to understand is, if someone is CALLING YOU, especially in 2011, then their question / answer is LIKELY COMPLEX. If my query could be answered via a Google search or my transaction be done on your website, then why the F do you think I would be calling you? No, I am calling you because it is something only a human can do, so get me to a freaking human ASAP.
Yes, it is true that we used to be the tech-savvy minorty. This is no longer the case. Who does not bank online? Who doesn't pay their bills online? If you bank online and are calling the bank, what on earth could you be calling about that could be done by a robo-call? Nothing.
What are the legal implications of Watson lying? of providing false or misleading information?
On the other hand, the ability of Watson to augment a live human at a call center should be considered. On several occasions, I have been transferred from one person to another because the first few people had no clue what I was asking about -- "You want to do what with your cell phone? What's GSM? Do you want to buy a 3G plan?" It would be very helpful if something Watson could help them understand what it is that is being asked, and perhaps provide some sort of answers.
Now, I may be overly optimistic about the way that Watson will ultimately be used, but that is another story entirely. Watson is not necessarily a bad idea for those situations where a less-than-knowledgeable person is forced to deal with a technical question from a customer (and I really cannot be the only person in the world who asks technical questions).
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So they want to use a somewhat intelligent(?) computer to augment and/or replace their customer support? And here I didn't think customer support could get any worse than the current automation/unknowledgeable representative hell that exists?
If any company is going to honestly transfer its customer service division into the hands of a computer, you can kiss any useful support goodbye permanently from that company.
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...(because you cost too much to maintain) or you'll adapt to their systems. And for Pete's sake, stop trotting out that overused ATM bit. It's called an EXAMPLE. It's how you illustrate a broad trend. ATMs are one of many, many ways that people are lost jobs to automation. There's lots more examples. My favorite is the sleeping bag factory that cranked out 1 million + bags/yr with just 300 employees. Then there's all the small craft businesses (like closet makers) that used to be highly specialized and now are being replaced by a few expert systems.
I don't know if you're old enough to remember, but back in the 80s were promised expert systems that would do these things and free us up for leisure time. Trouble is, instead of leisure time we're getting pink slips and a one way ticket to the gutter we're schedule to die in. Thing is, I've yet to hear a compelling solution to the problem of automation that doesn't just boil down to 1) Anyone w/o jobs dies of starvation or 2) Some form of socialism. What I do hear a lot of is attempts to ignore / downplay the problem. Remember Biotech? Where are the jobs? And even if we had them, how the hell would anyone get trained for them when we're cutting back on education budgets left and right?
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Plus, lets just say I'm the head of a large government agency, and I'm going to spend a few billion dollars on a large consulting contract. Who am I going to buy from, IBM, who has Watson, who can answer all my questions? Or some other company, who has an actual salesman, who can buy me a lapdance and a couple of scotches?
Just wait, soon there will be Watson powered answering machines.
And soon after, we'll have these AI cold-callers interacting with same AI answering machines...
And what conversations will they have, on phones unmonitored by humans?
Come on IBM, finally, finally, FINALLY we have an opportunity to actually create a talking car a la Knight Rider and you let it go to waste on such frivolous tasks as winning a game show, doing medical diagnoses, and selling people stuff. This must make David Hasselhoff so mad that he is rolling around half-naked on the floor unable to even eat a simple cheeseburger.
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nobody who controls the machines is going to just give food and housing and water to people.
example? health care. if you are a wal-mart part-time employee, and you get cancer, which something like 1/3 of people will, you have to declare bankruptcy. if you get a splinter in your foot and it gets infected, and you need time off work, you will probably get fired. and wal-mart can make a profit if you die on the job, because of something called 'dead peasant insurance'.
wal-mart, with one of the most advanced IT departments in the world, did not use this new found wealth from machine automation to improve the lives of the people. it used it to cut costs, slash benefits, destroy unions, outsource production to military dictatorships, and so forth and so on.
there are countless other examples.
if these examples keep being ignored, we will be where we were in the early 1900s in europe . . . masses of starving people who had nothing to lose, and so joined revolutionary movements to overthrow the existing governments and try bizarre social experiments that ended in horror.
im sorry, 'productive job that helps increase the wealth of the nation' returned no hits on Monster.
while you live in a fantasy land, real flesh and blood people cannot pay the rent or feed themselves with ideology.
before there could be 'garage based startups', people had to have garages. if you are homeless you cant have a garage.
this is not about buggy whips and ATMs.
this is about massive unemployment that will destabilize society and lead to mass starvation and mass homelessness. there aren't any jobs. when buggy whips went out, there were auto factories. there was Henry Ford, who decided for the hell of it to increase the pay of ALL HIS WORKERS, including janitors, by several multiples. old industries were replaced by new industries. those new industries payed better and they provided more opportunity to improve oneself educationally.
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now, we have old industries dying, and no new industries replacing them.
any 'new industries' left are not paying better. they are paying worse. they are part time, no health care, no set schedule, no nothing. there are people who work at hospitals now who get no health insurance. thats where we are headed as a society.
there are no Henry Fords nowdays increasing workers pay. those CEOs would be fired in the modern era for 'wasting stockholder value' and sued for lowering stock price.
this is not 'just like the last time'. this time is different. really different.
What kind of grief can you possibly give them? You're obviously well educated (by American Standards) and have a highly critical mind. The vast majority of people lack your education & critical thinking skills. Very few people are like that. Most base decisions on their 'gut', meaning their emotions. Advertising will play on those emotions and drown out any objections they have. A recent study shows that a 3 week advertising blitz could change 51% of the public's opinion on ANYTHING.
I guess my point is, you can't win with that kind of logic. I'm pretty sure I know what you're getting at, which is the same free market, invisible hand clap trap that is failing miserably now. Fact is, Adam Smith envisioned a world of small shop owners and what today we'd call a mid sized business. The capitalists lived near enough the proles to suffer the consequences, plus a revolt was practical and possible (if you think violent revolutions is still possible, you need to read up on what modern military hardware is capable of). Smith didn't foresee Mega-Corps more powerful than any king & globalism pitting a working in Spokane against one if Bangalore. He was an economist, now a futurist.
Face it, Capitalism is broke, permanently. Modern society needs something as powerful as a Mega-Corp to stand up to a Mega-Corp. It's foolish to even suggest that a lose-knit group of balkanized citizens are going to do anything but what their corporate Masters tell them. I propose a strong central government as a solution. Yes, the power is probably going to get abused, but at least from time to time some good will come of it. I've never understood why people are perfectly OK with getting reamed by a Mega-Corp with zero accountability and 10 times the power of even the most base King or Queen, but their scared shitless of the government. Wait, strike that, I do understand. Almost forget the 50 years of indoctrination and scaremongering about the big bad Communists. Convenient, eh?
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Actually, we're not the most prosperous nation. Most of Europe has us beat on any statistics that don't involve owning cars and really big houses. In terms of education, economic security, pay, hours worked, health care and just about any other measure we're lagging behind every other 1st world nation. And if you're looking at the gap between rich and poor, we're behind war torn Egypt for Chris' sake. There are some cracks in Europe's armor, but their mostly from following our awful policies (like the bank deregulation in Greece that caused billions of shady capital to flow in and run rampant). Basically, the ruling class of Europe is seeing the crazy gains in wealth that the American ruling class has and salivating. Unless you happen to be a member of the ruling class, or one of their cherished lackeys, you're about to get screwed.
And for the last bloody time, repeat after me: THE SOVIET UNION WAS NOT, NOR HAS IT EVER BEEN, COMMUNIST. Sorry to shout, but I'm so sick and tired of seeing them trotted out as an example of Socialism's failure when they were nothing more than a fascist dictatorship the whole time. China too, for the record.
And I never said it was THE answer, I said it was the BEST answer we have. It's a snowball's chance in hell, but I'll take a snowball in hell over what the right wing Mega-Corps have planned for me any day. I MIGHT make out OK with the government. They at least pretend to listen to me. Mega-Corps are legally required to screw me as much as possible (for the good of the shareholder, of course).
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The post that you linked appears to be somewhat... misleading. I did a quick glance it is seems to be a set of talking points around lies, damn lies and (most importantly) statistics. The first graph builds in 'compensation' along with wages. It's an undefined term and my guess is that it includes things like heavily hedged retirement funds and stock options. The growth line certainly looks like it spikes at the 90s tech bubble and everyone knows how that turned out in terms of long term worth. It also doesn't say how it includes or doesn't include things like medicare.
The second graph is good old fashioned cherry-picked statistics. They have taken one small sector that goes against the general trend. Then they have chopped off the information that disagrees with them. Note that all their other graphs start in the 60s or earlier. This one starts after '85. Then they have compressed the axis to make it look like a much larger gain. So their (presumably) strongest supporting evidence is an industry (manufacturing) that has seen the largest layoffs and off-shoring in the period they chose to include, leaving behind mostly senior positions, and it still only resulted in a 20% wage increase over 20 years.
The rest of their graphs are cherry-picking goods that have in general gone against inflation trends and comparing them to wages. For example, the price of computers or eggs has gone against inflation. They are effectively de-adjusting for inflation and then acting like the bigger number is relevant.
Finally, it's a website that advertises itself as a supporter of the Austrian School of economics. These are the people who believe in complete deregulation of everything, no taxes of any kind and that the only appropriate government spending under any circumstances is military. In any serious discussion the outlier fanatics of any sort need to be taken with a grain of salt, regardless of the side of the discussion.
I grabbed my info from here, somewhat ironically also referencing the Bureau of Labor Statistics. It's a quick and dirty link but in-line with what I have see in the past across various web and print publications.
We could just replace sales teams and cold callers with large heaps of festering shit instead. It would be cheaper, and no one would even notice.
I'm so sick and tired of seeing them trotted out as an example of Socialism's failure when they were nothing more than a fascist dictatorship the whole time. China too, for the record.
And yet isn't it curious that every single time anyone anywhere declares themselves dedicated to socialism their country just happens to wind up a fascist dictatorship? You can see the process happening right now in Venezuela under "President for (almost) Life" Chavez, and the supporters of Venezuelan socialism are absolutely explicit about the fascist nature of their "revolution": they say very clearly that socialism in Venezuela is incredibly fragile and utterly dependent upon the person of their Leader to be successful. If you've been following the story at all you'll have seen this, from Venezuelan socialists themselves. They don't of course point out the fragility their insistence on a fascist model implies, but it is very clearly there.
So it is hardly a strong defense of socialism to point to its failures as those of fascist dictatorship, when every attempt at socialism ever tried becomes a fascist dictatorship.
Social democracy, on the other hand, does not end in fascist dictatorship, in part because it does not embrace the ridiculous and counter-productive class-warfare model that socialism uses. As any student of 20th century history will realize, "war model" approaches to human conflict are the least efficient, least effective means of solution, and very frequently result in some very unsavoury characters ending up in control of the state.
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