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Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor

FoolishOwl writes "Scientists at the University of Leeds tested the effects of wearing heavy medieval armor by monitoring volunteers, who were experienced medieval reenactors, as they walked and ran on treadmills, while wearing accurate replicas of 15th century armor. While the suits of armor weighed between 30 and 50 kg, comparable to the weight of gear carried by modern soldiers, volunteers who carried equivalent amounts of weight in backpacks had an easier time with the weight. Volunteers in armor burned more energy and had difficulty breathing. The scientists speculate that much of the additional effort was due to weight of armor on the legs — leg armor was one of the first things dropped in the shift towards lighter armor in the 16th century. While it has long been assumed that heavy medieval armor limited mobility, and that this contributed to the outcome of battles, such as the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, this was the first study to quantify the impact of wearing heavy armor."

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  1. Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    While it has long been assumed that heavy medieval armor limited mobility, and that this contributed to the outcome of battles, such as the Battle of Agincourt in 1415

    Nonsense. It's well established that being French contributes to the outcome of battles, such as the Battle of Agincourt. The effects of armor is minor in comparison.

    1. Re:Battles by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Good thing they got better in the 19th Century eh mon ami?

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    2. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean the American Revolutionary War, 1775-1783? That'd be late 18th century.

    3. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once they stopped assuming that being noble meant being immune to arrows and bullets, they got better quickly. Mind you, they basically exterminated the French nobility in the process, but it worked.

    4. Re:Battles by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      No I meant the Napoleonic Wars where France had the whole world on the run for almost 20 years.

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    5. Re:Battles by liquidweaver · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh come on. http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp When you cherry pick from the history of any country, you can come up with a long list of defeats. I don't remember Japan, Germany or Russia being too successful in the last hundred years. Even America got it's capital burned to the ground in 1812, and was defeated in Vietnam (in fairness, after France too).

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    6. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... defeated in Vietnam ...

      That was not a battlefield defeat, it was a defeat on TV and in Washington DC. For example the North failed tactically and strategically during the Thet Offensive; the Viet Cong was destroyed, the NVA regulars were decimated and the population of the South failed to rise up in rebellion (rejected the North). Only the US antiwar movement saved the Thet Offensive for the North. In 1973 the North recognized the South and promised not to invade, so the US left. Two or so years after America's military departure the North launched a full scale conventional invasion, tanks rolling down the highway sort of stuff, exactly the type of thing America was most effective at destroying. However the US President decided not to come to the aid of the South as promised and sat idly by while the South was overrun.

    7. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, it wasn't a tactical defeat. Nor even a strategic defeat. It was a defeat of policy and ideology. Waging proxy wars and trying to "contain communism" turned out to be really stupid ideas. The people of South Vietnam did not want US involvement. It was an unpopular war at home AND in the nation they were fighting in.

      Now, you say that the south "rejected the north", but during it's formation, even Eisenhower thought that most of the people would have voted to be lead by communist Ho Chi Minh.

      Leaving as we did probably wasn't the best way to go about it, but leaving was a good thing in the long run.

    8. Re:Battles by Baseclass · · Score: 1

      "Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!"
      - Otto

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    9. Re:Battles by waimate · · Score: 1

      At least the French never got beaten by the Canadians.

    10. Re:Battles by dltaylor · · Score: 2

      Yeah, like the losers who blockaded Lord Charles Cornwallis' resupply and reinforcements at Yorktown, and the ground troops that reinforced the perimeter to help prevent a breakout.. Without the help of the French, both in North America and in keeping the British busy elsewhere, there would likely be no United States of America.

      Perhaps the French defeats that passed into folklore (Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo, Dien Bien Phu) have done so because the French were, at the time, a major power (which takes winning a lot) that got some comeuppance, as the USofA did at, for example, Little Big Horn.

    11. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been awhile since I've seen a quote from A Fish Called Wanda.
      I'll have to pirate that and watch it again soon.

    12. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plains of Abraham, if we're counting British victories in Canada as Canadian victories....

    13. Re:Battles by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Napoleon didn't have the Americas on the run, nor China, India, Africa, Ottoman Empire nor the Persian Empire, so his impact on the world is a little overstated.

      Remember that the US almost declared war on France at the same time they declared war on the United Kingdom in 1812. The US wasn't scared of France then.

    14. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waging proxy wars and trying to "contain communism" turned out to be really stupid ideas.

      Actually it did sort of contain communism.

      The people of South Vietnam did not want US involvement.

      Opinion varied, and a lot of folks coming from the north to the south distorts the picture.

      Now, you say that the south "rejected the north", but during it's formation, even Eisenhower thought that most of the people would have voted to be lead by communist Ho Chi Minh

      In reality people in the 50s really wanted national unity, not communism; and that "poll" was before people learned that communism meant that local communist representatives will assassinate teachers, elders and others who do not agree with them.

    15. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps the only real observation here is the one not in the report: medieval reenactors are about as far from athletes as you can get.

    16. Re:Battles by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Nor did the United States, during the War of 1812 Canada wasn't a nation and none of the Generals or units of the British Army who burned Washington DC were Canadian.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ross_(general) - Anglo-Irish
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cockburn - English

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bladensburg#British
      Foot (Infantry)
      1st Battalion, 4th (King's Own) Regiment of Foot - English
      21st Regiment (Royal North British Fusiliers) - English with some Scots
      1st Battalion, 44th (East Essex) Regiment of Foot - English
      85th Regiment of Foot (Bucks Volunteers)(Light Infantry) - English
      Royal Marines
      2nd Battalion, commanded by Major Malcolm
      Companies of Colonial Marines from 3rd Battalion, commanded by Major Lewis
      Composite battalion (formed from ship-based Marines) commanded by Captain Robyns

      The only units that can be considered the least bit "Canadian" are Companies of Colonial Marines from 3rd Battalion, commanded by Major Lewis and some of the Composite Battalion

    17. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. they did indirectly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_and_Indian_War

    18. Re:Battles by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Really? They totally sucked in 1871.

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    19. Re:Battles by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 2

      It is easy to go after the French, especially since they initially lost WWII. What most USA,USA,USA Americans tend to forget was that the first World War was largely a French vs Germany affair, with France fielding the largest army and suffering the largest casualties, not to mention that the war was fought largely on French soil. It was no poetic license when they said that the "flower of Europe's youth" were killed during WWI. The UK and US on other hand had the luxury of fighting without serious consequences to their homeland,separated by the Channel or the Atlantic ocean. This was slightly less true for the Brits in WWII but still much the same for the US. If like some historians who argues that WWII was only a continuation of WWI, then you will see the reason for the rapid collapse of the French army at the start of WWII. And in case you Anglo-Americans/Brits tend to forget, the Normans were French with Viking blood in them. The English language that you speak today had been drastically modified by the Normans. So, in many ways, you are French too.

    20. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'The US wasn't scared of France then.' no they where too busy repainting the White house to care.

    21. Re:Battles by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Americans have this tunnel vision with regards to the French, and assume they can't win wars because they got their ass kicked in WWII. They seem to think its funny even - even though if you mention the French in any regard on a forum, you can be 100% assured that someone will make a comment concerning that defeat. Its long since gotten tired folks.

      Somehow they seem to ignore the whole Napoleonic Wars period, you know 30+ years where the French were the most feared military force in the world. When the French *defined* military technology, techniques and achievements. Sure, they are kind of stuck up, and their recent military history hasn't been all that distinguished but to be fair they were also faced with the German army, in its time the most efficient military force in existence. It took a whole lot of countries to defeat the Germans, and yes that eventually included the USA.

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    22. Re:Battles by liquidweaver · · Score: 2

      I am an American - and I would agree with you. Britain was just short of defeat in WW2, Sweden was making deals with the Nazis, and Russia is enormous and enormously cold. France got sacked in WW2 mostly because of bad military strategy - but more importantly, because the Germans had the best tech and strategies in Europe. Making fun of France for getting rocked in WW2 is like laughing at the kid who got his lunch money stolen, despite that he tried to defend himself. And I am proud of my country;however, a lot of my countrymen are so proud it's jingoist.

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    23. Re:Battles by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      The London Underground is not a political movement, I looked it up.

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    24. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow they seem to ignore the whole Napoleonic Wars period, you know 30+ years where the French were the most feared military force in the world.

      That's what makes the jokes even more funny ... cuz if the French always sucked then there wouldn't be that amusement factor.

    25. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on.
      http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp
      When you cherry pick from the history of any country, you can come up with a long list of defeats.
      I don't remember Japan, Germany or Russia being too successful in the last hundred years.
      Even America got it's capital burned to the ground in 1812, and was defeated in Vietnam (in fairness, after France too).

      You should at least actually know the history you're attempting to use as an example.
      The Vietnam War for the USA wasn't actually a defeat.
      The Tet Offensive was a massive defeat for the Viet Cong.
      Perhaps the footage of VC being fought (and defeated after a short battle) inside the US consulate grounds made you belive otherwise?
      The defeat was so crushing that the Viet Cong still had not recovered and played little part in the invasion of South Vietnam by the North Vietnames regular army two years after the USA pulled out of South Vietnam.
      It was South Vietnam which lost it's war to an invading North, long after the USA had left.

    26. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US made deals with the Nazis as well. Off the top of my head, GM, Ford, General Electric all fought and financed both sides. Technically, once the US got involved they became separate companies (with the same name), up until after the war then they were reunited. My personal favorite? IBM. The tattoos on concentration camp victims are punch card numbers. If it wasn't for IBM, the Nazis wouldn't have killed nearly as many people and IBM wouldn't have made nearly as much money.

      The US economic backbone is built from funding both sides of wars. al-Qaeda? Taliban? I hope China doesn't take that path when they become the leading superpower in 10-15 years.

    27. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you redefine "leaving because you cannot handle the losses associated with a long term conflict" as "winning" then yes, Vietnam was a resounding victory for the USA. As glorious as the victories being won in Iraq and Afghanistan.

      The American way seems to be either arrive at the end once everyone else has done most of the fighting (WW1 and WW2) or bomb the opponents, claim victory even though the other side is still fighting and run away when they start inflicting casualties (Iraq, Afghanistan).

    28. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US land army in the spring of 1940 was hardly better than the Dutch or Belgian army, and tiny compared to the French one. The quick French defeat is unfortunate, but no other army actually in existence at that time could have done better defending France from Germany. French performance on the unit level is also not notably worse than British, Belgian, and Dutch performance in that campaign, if one compares units of similar quality.

      The French were Europe's most formidable military force in a number of periods: the Napoleonic wars, the second half of the 18th century, when the French were only contained by European coalitions (the Grand Alliance, the Augsburg leaugue), and in the early Carolingian and Merovingian periods. From the point of view of us Dutch people, the French were the #1 threat to peace in Europe for centuries before Germany took center stage.

      I would also rate them higher than the English as soldier material in general. Obviously, the countries that are most often in harm's way are most likely to develop and retain a militaristic tradition. The hundred years' war was most of the time a war between Frenchmen. England was at that time partially based in France and obviously raised many of its "English" soldiers locally. England also depended on allies and experienced mercenaries from France and the French-speaking Low countries (Burgundy, Flanders) in that war, and even fought the Scots and Welsh in that era using continental war veterans. Agincourt is an exception, involving mostly English and Welsh archers, and is especially notable to the English because of it. Other major victories over the French involve major contributions of European allies. At Blenheim, for instance, 16.000 of 52.000 were English, at Waterloo just 24.000 of 118.000 (also excluding the King's German Legion). French armies also made use of mercenaries from Germany, the Low countries, and Nortern Italy at times in the middle ages, but generally speaking mostly consisted of Frenchmen.

    29. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans have this tunnel vision with regards to the French, and assume they can't win wars because they got their ass kicked in WWII. They seem to think its funny even - even though if you mention the French in any regard on a forum, you can be 100% assured that someone will make a comment concerning that defeat. Its long since gotten tired folks.

      And 1914.

      And 1871.

      Every 30 or 40 years the Germans come marching through the Ardennes forest and kick French ass.

      Q: Why does Paris have tree-lined boulevards?
      A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

      Now it's bankers instead of soldiers.

      Somehow they seem to ignore the whole Napoleonic Wars period, you know 30+ years where the French were the most feared military force in the world.

      Yeah, you gotta go back 200+ years.

      And how'd that end? With the French losing to Germany and England.

      When the French *defined* military technology, techniques and achievements.

      Yay! Balloons and horse-drawn artillery!

      I note that you fail to point out how BADLY the French have done since then. In 1940, the French had more and better tanks than the Germans, and their air force was numerically and technologically just about the equal of the German's. And the even spent a whole lot of money building the Maginot Line.

      All to no avail.

      Sure, they are kind of stuck up, and their recent military history hasn't been all that distinguished but to be fair they were also faced with the German army, in its time the most efficient military force in existence.

      You'd look good too if every few decades you got to beat the crap out of the French.

      It took a whole lot of countries to defeat the Germans, and yes that eventually included the USA.

    30. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It took a whole lot of countries to defeat the Germans"

      No, it took one Russian winter to defeat the Germans. That one winter and the march into Russia's interior cost the Germans three-fourths of the material and manpower casualties that they had in WWII. For German, WWII was basically a war between Germany and Russia, with minor but well-publicized fronts in Europe and North Africa.

    31. Re:Battles by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Their surrender in WW2 is usually the first thing British people bring up too. The reality is that we were there too (Expeditionary Force) and got our arses kicked too. It would have been a lot worse for us if the French hadn't covered our fleeing from the battle at Dunkirk.

      France was defeated militarily. People seem to think that when Churchill gave his "fight them on the beaches... we will never surrender" speech he was being serious, but no country ever fights to the last man. While I don't want to take anything away from the heroic pilots who won the Battle of Britain it could easily have gone the other way just by the weather being more favourable to the Germans. If we had lost and they invaded it is unlikely we could have stopped them and would have surrendered eventually rather than every last man, woman and child fighting to the death.

      We should be proud of our victory, but also realistic and not so xenophobic. Aside from anything else it holds us back. When people start talking about the EU the old war-time propaganda seems to be fresh in people's minds. Most Germans were not even born when the Nazis were in power and they have done a lot to prevent it ever happening again. We should also not forget that the allied victors of WW1 are partially responsible for making Hitler, and it is only be recognising that truth that we were able to create a stable Europe free from war in the years after WW2. In fact Churchill was one of the strongest proponents of a united Europe, which is ironic because the far-right BNP now uses his image to peddle their hateful messages.

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    32. Re:Battles by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      People seem to think that when Churchill gave his "fight them on the beaches... we will never surrender" speech he was being serious, but no country ever fights to the last man.

      Speak for yourself. . Most people I know would have fought to the end against Hitler or anyone else invading us. There was a whole guerilla/insurgent organisation planned and trained, and it would have started by killing any collaborators.

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    33. Re:Battles by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Although you're largely correct, the UK also had a large proportion of a generation wiped out in WWI too - even apart from the dead thee were huge numbers of serious physical and psychologically injured soldiers too.

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    34. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fair amount of truth here but I don't think it's fair to say that the Uk had the "luxury of fighting without serious consequences to their homeland". Quite a significant amount of that European blood was British.
      Also it's more accurate to say that the Normans are Norse men with French blood in them. Normandy only existed for a short while before 1066.

    35. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans have this tunnel vision with regards to the French, and assume they can't win wars because they got their ass kicked in WWII. They seem to think its funny even - even though if you mention the French in any regard on a forum, you can be 100% assured that someone will make a comment concerning that defeat. Its long since gotten tired folks.

      Somehow they seem to ignore the whole Napoleonic Wars period, you know 30+ years where the French were the most feared military force in the world. When the French *defined* military technology, techniques and achievements. Sure, they are kind of stuck up, and their recent military history hasn't been all that distinguished but to be fair they were also faced with the German army, in its time the most efficient military force in existence. It took a whole lot of countries to defeat the Germans, and yes that eventually included the USA.

      The best way to be taken seriously as a French military force is to be led by a Corsican... Napolean wasn't born French, he was born Corsican with ancestry in Genoa. The fact that Genoa sold Corsica to the French a bit before he was born didn't make him feel any more French, though it did apparently give him the motivation to realize that the French have no problem submitting to most anyone from outside their continental soil. So we Americans continue to fart in your general direction, you Froggie apologist! (I keed, I keed!)

      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
      " The Napoleonic Wars
      - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer."

    36. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that 30 year run ended because their commander got a nosebleed. How... French... of them.

    37. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "no country ever fights to the last man"
      I can think of one. Hint: the biggest in the world; horrible weather from October to April; the drunkards with nuclear weapons...

    38. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean when they were being lead by a Corsican? Corsica was incorporated into France 1770 Napoleon was born in 1769 so he wasn't born French, he just by default became French.

    39. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UK fought "without serious consequences to their homeland?"

      Just short of 1,000,000 Brits died in WW1, at that time 2.14% of the population. Many countries lost more, either absolutely or as a percentage, but to make a glib statement that the UK fought without serious consequences to our homeland is spectacularly inaccurate and bordering on offensive.

    40. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, as to the French, about half a million to a million soldiers died in the World War I allied offensive at Passchendaele : "The offensive also served to distract the German army from the French in the Aisne, who were suffering from widespread mutiny."

    41. Re:Battles by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      In fact Churchill was one of the strongest proponents of a united Europe, which is ironic because the far-right BNP now uses his image to peddle their hateful messages.

      Quite true. On the eve of the French defeat, he even offered to make France part of the commonwealth with full citizenship (cite: "Their Finest Hour")

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    42. Re:Battles by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and he continued to advocated a merging of the two countries in the decades after the war. They were talking about it seriously in the 1960s.

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    43. Re:Battles by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      Rambo gets my blood pumping as much as the next guy, but don't you think our culture should at some point move beyond glorifying war, and progress to glorifying software releases?

    44. Re:Battles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When the French *defined* military technology, techniques and achievements."

      whats your point here? they, at some point in history, did well?

      lots of chumps can adopt your statement.

      just hope youre not saying the french are the creme de la creme of military tech, techniques and achievements.

    45. Re:Battles by waimate · · Score: 1

      The US tried to invade Canada and failed.

      Ask a Canadian who won.

    46. Re:Battles by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You proved my point. Rather than fighting until everyone is dead it is better to surrender and then form a resistance to fight for liberation. Throwing your life away uselessly to avoid surrender is not a very good strategy.

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    47. Re:Battles by mijelh · · Score: 1

      And 1914

      You know France actually won WWI, right?

    48. Re:Battles by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha....funny...no, not really. Now say they (the French) decided to take back their Statue of Liberty because it was a gift from them to the US. Now what do you say? Fuck off with your jokes about the French.

  2. Ergonomics by pgpalmer · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's a reason why good-quality backpacks have a strap that wraps around the waist - the pelvis is capable of comfortably supporting a large amount of weight, and that is why the weight of backpacks is best supported there. Medieval armour supports it all over the body, causing body-wide muscle fatigue. From the article: "We were interested to find out why that was - and one of the main reasons is that if you wear a suit of armour, a lot of the weight is carried on the legs - about 7-8kg of it."

    1. Re:Ergonomics by husker_man · · Score: 2

      Actually, the best backpacks (ones for long-distance hiking) tend to have the weight more on the hips than on the waist. Ideally, the shoulder straps should be relatively loose, and the bulk of the weight transferred down to the hip belt. The purpose for the shoulder straps is to to keep it relatively stable.

    2. Re:Ergonomics by gknoy · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he did imply that when he mentioned the weight being distributed on your pelvis (the hip bone).

    3. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Put a 500g of weight in each ankle and measure the additional consumption of oxygen. The researchers should have read some of the findings in the field of sports medicine. The submitter forgot to add the impact of the muddy battle field from the article, leaving a generalization of limited mobility causing defeat in the Battle of Agincourt. I would guess early firearms and heavy crossbows had something to do it also.

    4. Re:Ergonomics by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Medieval armour supports it all over the body, causing body-wide muscle fatigue.

      Not so. Medieval armour up to the 14th century had hip belts that supported the weight of the leg armour on the pelvis.

      The amount of effort you spend wearing armour is way more dependent upon the fit than the total weight.

      There's been a huge study of this in various groups of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA). Possibly the best proponent of this study that I know of is a gent known as His Majesty Cornelius von Beck, current king of Lochac (Australia). (www.sca.org.au). He's an armourer himself, and has studied - and worn - original 14th century plate. Serious students only can contact him via the SCA.

      The SCA is the only organisation I know that chooses its leaders by rite of combat...

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    5. Re:Ergonomics by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Informative
      A 50lb draw longbow can throw a clothyard shaft straight through 1/8" mild steel plate 10 out of 10, and through maille as if it were gauze.

      Crossbows weren't really required at Agincourt. A long-established culture of longbow use (mandated by the Crown) had more of an effect. You can see the effect today by looking at the window sills of small English churches -- worn to a catenary by yeomen (yew-man, a bow user) who believed sharpening their arrowheads on a church window brought good luck.

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    6. Re:Ergonomics by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      Not so. Medieval armour up to the 14th century had hip belts that supported the weight of the leg armour on the pelvis.

      Not a medieval armor expert, but didn't they have even better after the 14th century? I think that was the point of an arming doublet, a jacket or coat that was worn under say, plate maile that had straps and hooks for fastening armor on. I would imagine with such a garment that you could re-adjust where weigh was carried to a great degree.

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    7. Re:Ergonomics by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      At Agincourt, the longbows hampered the heavy knights, but didn't kill them except in rare shots through the visor.

      They reported French knights looking like hedgehogs. Armor works.

      In any event, this study is quite stupid. They measured how much faster armor tires you out when running, and then concluded from it armor was a hindrance, in contradiction to all history.

    8. Re:Ergonomics by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I helped to dress a serious re-enactor once (in Brisbane - he's not with the SCA, though) - he had me put my foot on his waist while I pulled the war belt as tight as I could. The lower half of his chain-mail suit was then supported by the belt around his waist/hips, so the whole thing (approx 10kg) wasn't solely taken on his shoulders.

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    9. Re:Ergonomics by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Not so. Medieval armour up to the 14th century had hip belts that supported the weight of the leg armour on the pelvis.

      While it may take some of the weight while standing still, it won't do anything to help lift the legs while walking.

      And if you transfer the weight onto the pelvis, what supports the pelvis?

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    10. Re:Ergonomics by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's been a huge study of this in various groups of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA).

      And some of it has even been reasonably scientific. The vast bulk of it doesn't even approach Mythbusters levels of scientific accuracy and diligence however. Though the SCA tried very hard, and has gotten markedly better over time, a scientific or academic organization it isn't.
       
      (Disclaimer: Member of the SCA 25+ years now.)

    11. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The SCA is the only organisation I know that chooses its leaders by rite of combat...

      Other than every common street gang in the world.

    12. Re:Ergonomics by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Yet those same arrows fail to penetrate maille with a padded jack much of the time. http://www.myarmoury.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=11131

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    13. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Originally I was going to give a snarky remark about how pointless this research is, but figuring out how to distribute weight should be VITAL for our future exosuits and power armors.

    14. Re:Ergonomics by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Not so. Medieval armour up to the 14th century had hip belts that supported the weight of the leg armour on the pelvis.

      While it may take some of the weight while standing still, it won't do anything to help lift the legs while walking.

      And if you transfer the weight onto the pelvis, what supports the pelvis?

      You move your legs more than you move your Pelvis, so putting the weight on your Pelvis is better--think about it.

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    15. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent down, uninformed bullshit. Yeomanry shares no etymology with Yew just to start, the rest of your "facts" are equally questionable. Slashdot intellectualism at its finest.

    16. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SCA is the only organisation I know that chooses its leaders by rite of combat...

      That's not particularly a credit to their trustworthiness. After all, that just means the biggest thug gets to the top. Why would you take their "studies" seriously?

    17. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's been a huge study of this in various groups of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA). Possibly the best proponent of this study that I know of is a gent known as His Majesty Cornelius von Beck, current king of Lochac (Australia). (www.sca.org.au). He's an armourer himself, and has studied - and worn - original 14th century plate. Serious students only can contact him via the SCA.

      The SCA is the only organisation I know that chooses its leaders by rite of combat...

      I wonder - Do you have any idea how pretentious you're sounding? He may know something about medieval armour but referring to him as "His Majesty Cornelius von Beck, current king of Lochac (Australia)" made me vomit a little in my mouth.

    18. Re:Ergonomics by xkuehn · · Score: 1

      The main advantage of the crossbow/musket over the longbow was that it didn't require a lifetime of practice to use. Not penetrating power. So N men with crossbows/muskets do not give you an advantage over N men with longbows, quite the opposite, but it impacts how many men you can field.

      A relevant quote that often shows up (with some variation in wording and origin): Amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics.

    19. Re:Ergonomics by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The reason his title is relevant is that it suggests that he has applied his studies of medieval armor to actual practice (the OP probably also listed it so that people would know how to contact this guy, if they were interested in obtaining info about his research). Since being "king" of an SCA kingdom only lasts for six months, it is not nearly as pretentious as it sounds.

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    20. Re:Ergonomics by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I thought it had more to do with the fact that to train someone in the effective use of a Longbow took a fairly long time, while the crossbow you could basically pick some peasant of the street, hand him a crossbow, and he would be proficient in about 5 minutes. Point at person you want to kill, press trigger. Crank, repeat.

    21. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they didn't penetrate the knights' armour, but what did they do to the horses they rode?

    22. Re:Ergonomics by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Why would a Knight look like a hedgehog if the shafts hadn't penetrated? Is there evidence that the arrows were going fast enough to lodge themselves in the armour but not penetrate deep enough to hit the flesh and cause pain/bleeding? I thought that the archers were able to take out the horses, forcing the knights to dismount and advance on foot across a large muddy field, leaving them tired and open to slaughter by the limited number of British knights, who were out of French crossbow range and thus able to rest for the melee combat. Not all the French were killed crossing the field, at least once enough got through to force the Prince to request help from the King, who said this was a good chance to win his spurs.

    23. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love you SCAers. This is why -> "Serious students only can contact him via the SCA." Laf! :D

    24. Re:Ergonomics by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down, uninformed bullshit. Yeomanry shares no etymology with Yew just to start, the rest of your "facts" are equally questionable. Slashdot intellectualism at its finest.

      Horse manure. "The Art of Archyere" (Gervaise) - a 15th century book, copy of which is on my bookshelf now - describes various woods for a bow, and refers to one's bow by the wood it's made of, as in "take and bend thy Yew" and makes references to Yew-man and Yew-men, alternate spelling "Ye-man". Etymology fail? I don't think so.

      This book went into fine detail to the level of describing which wing of the goose from which you should take your fletching, and how to cut your bow.

      English technique bent the bow, rather than draw it, by the way -- that is, started with the string at the cheek and pressed the bow outward, rather than drawing the string back. I've used this technique in combat archery myself, and it allows you to aim while readying the arrow. And much of plate armour, such as Styrian half-armour, was quite thin -- 1/8 " thick or less. I have first-hand experience of shooting a clothyard shaft through 1/8" mild steel in safety tests, and will stand behind what I said. Yes, I am - or was - a medieval re-enactor, and a bloody good one thanks. Ran the Melbourne SCA Barony for four years, and we did a lot of research. Bona-fides on file.

      I will finish off with a generous but uncharitable "up yours".

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    25. Re:Ergonomics by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I think 14th century could be considered the peak of the form, but I'm possibly a bit biased. The tournament form of armor continued to improve past that point, but it could be argued that it was more of a niche product. Google images "king henry armor" for some interesting Tudor-era late developments. This stuff was more for shock & awe than for the foot slogger, who in earlier days wore half-armor for two reasons: (a) it was lighter than full armor, and (b) if you turned your back on the enemy you deserved what you got.

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    26. Re:Ergonomics by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Or you could do as we did, that is, try it and see. Empirical studies FTW!

      If your armor didn't fit right, the poor interaction between the various plates, belts and arming points would soak up a lot of energy. It was quite wearying. The difference an arming belt made was quite dramatic.

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    27. Re:Ergonomics by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      heh -- there will be variations across some - what is it, 50k members now? Come to Lochac, mate :-)

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    28. Re:Ergonomics by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Or you could do as we did, that is, try it and see. Empirical studies FTW!

      If your armor didn't fit right, the poor interaction between the various plates, belts and arming points would soak up a lot of energy. It was quite wearying. The difference an arming belt made was quite dramatic.

      I was making the assumption that the average slashdot user would find it more efficient to think about it than to conduct an empirical study. :)

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    29. Re:Ergonomics by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      When I'm lifting my legs, I'm lifting the leg armour. I'm doing work against gravity. If a poleyn is 500g, and I raise my knee by 10cm, then that's 0.05 joules per stride.

      Unless the thing it's hanging on can change tension, I don't see how it helps.

      I get the point someone made below that if bits flop around / rub on each other than it'll be even more tiring. But that's nothing to do with transferring the weight.

      Perhaps I'm missing something.

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    30. Re:Ergonomics by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, 22nd-century scientific techniques would fit with the SCA's name...

    31. Re:Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English technique bent the bow, rather than draw it, by the way -- that is, started with the string at the cheek and pressed the bow outward, rather than drawing the string back. I've used this technique in combat archery myself, and it allows you to aim while readying the arrow.

      Thanks for that description of technique. I used to shoot arrow as a hobby and remember how heavy the bow was and how awkward the aiming was. The English way sounds quite a bit better, particularly when aiming with relatively stiff bows. By the way I can imagine how hard the 50lb bow must have been to shoot accurately without the English technique, with the pressure on the fingers.

    32. Re:Ergonomics by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Why would a Knight look like a hedgehog if the shafts hadn't penetrated? Is there evidence that the arrows were going fast enough to lodge themselves in the armour but not penetrate deep enough to hit the flesh and cause pain/bleeding?

      That's basically what the reports say. They'd hit hard enough to punch in partway (with a direct shot) but not enough to injure or kill. Only shots that landed through the visor killed the knights. Some ended up bleeding from a lot of little punctures, though.

      A number of French knights got through, actually, but the sharpened posts Henry IV ordered all the longbowmen to chop and carry protected the archers so that they could continue raining fire down on the foot infantry following the mounted knights.

      >>Not all the French were killed crossing the field, at least once enough got through to force the Prince to request help from the King, who said this was a good chance to win his spurs.

      Not that many were killed, actually, those that were in plate.

  3. We are the knight who say "Ni by MRe_nl · · Score: 3, Funny

    ne miles on a treadmill are you effing joking".

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    1. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are joking.

      The folks who could afford full armor could also afford horses.

      And they didn't do a lot of running. They mostly stood around a quarter of a mile behind the fighting watching to see if they should get back on their horses.

      The folks who did the fighting, if they wore any armor at all, wore small pieces of armor at critical points.

      I call ye olde shenaniganes.

    2. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by mcvos · · Score: 2

      The folks who could afford full armor could also afford horses.

      You touch upon a very questionable claim by TFA. It says the inability to run for very long might have influenced battles like Agincourt, but the French (who lost there) had all there knights on horseback. The English knights (who won) were on foot. They still weren't running very much, because they were relying mostly on their longbows and letting the French come to them (who were hindered by mud and stakes in the ground), so to what extend fatigue from running in armour is relevant is highly questionable.

      That doesn't change the fact that many other battles did feature lots of armoured foot soldiers walking all across the battlefield. It's just that Agincourt seems like a poor example to me.

    3. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by corbettw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever ridden a galloping horse over rough ground? It's hard, and you use a lot of muscles in your legs, buttocks, and abdomen just to stay upright. Add in all the weight from armor and weapons, and it's no wonder that knights who had to move, even if they were riding horses, would be exhausted compared to knights who could stand back and let the enemy come to them.

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    4. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the French (who lost there) had all there knights on horseback.

      Huh? Most things I've read say the second wave attacked on foot.

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    5. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "the French (who lost there) had all there knights on horseback."

      And what does a french knight do when his horse gets shot by an arrow, or stuck in the mud?

    6. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Go back and read your history books. While there were a great many mounted knights, the bulk of the French force was heavy infantry/ unmounted knights.

    7. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I'm probably confusing Agincourt with Crecy, which I'm more familiar with. They're very similar battles, but I guess it makes sense that by the time of Agincourt, the French had picked up some of the English tactics.

    8. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by xkuehn · · Score: 1

      Exactly. So why use a treadmill instead of horses? Seems like a big hole in the study.

    9. Re:We are the knight who say "Ni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseriding is something that gets much easier with practice, like cycling, you just get used to using the different muscle groups and hte strengthen, making it easier, so if someone is experienced at riding a galloping horse across rough ground they find it easier than someone who isn't. In olden times lots of ground was rough.

  4. Dads with swords by gijoel · · Score: 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ

    Who knew scientist suffered from too much game of thrones.

  5. Experienced reenactors?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who were experienced medieval reenactors

    What does this have to do with anything?

    1. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by ThePeices · · Score: 2

      Well, I am going to turn on my brain ( you forgot to, it seems ), and apply logic and reasoning.

      Being an experienced medieval reenactor means that person is experienced in wearing and moving around in, medieval armor. If you were going to study the effects of wearing heavy armor, would it not make sense to use test subjects who know how to use said armor, in the way it was used, in the 14th century?

      See, how hard was that? Using your brain is not as difficult as you thought, stop being lazy and use it.

    2. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      Maybe interest level. "Volunteers wanted for research, wear armor and run on a treadmill!" got no takers at the local McDonalds, wheras they got all the volunteers they needed in 2 mins at a rennisance festival.

      Also it probably helps to have people who have worn armor before are familiar with how they're supposed to fit, how they can move in them, how they put it on.

      At the -very- least, it's an important methods note. You wouldn't publish a drug trial study and leave out the fact that you used mice.

    3. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory it means that they are used to the weight of the armour. I call BS, though. A medieval knight would train to fight in armour for 6-8 hours a day since he was old enough to spit. These guys put it on and stand around doing nothing much for a few hours a day. The whole idea that we can tell how well a medieval person supported armour weight by using modern untrained people is very suspect.

    4. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Since we don't have medieval knights these days, I would say those who have had some experience wearing armor would probably be better at this exercise than those who have no experience.

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    5. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by perpenso · · Score: 2

      In theory it means that they are used to the weight of the armour. I call BS, though. A medieval knight would train to fight in armour for 6-8 hours a day since he was old enough to spit. These guys put it on and stand around doing nothing much for a few hours a day. The whole idea that we can tell how well a medieval person supported armour weight by using modern untrained people is very suspect.

      While an actual medieval knight would surely have outperformed a modern re-enactor that is not terribly relevant. An actual medieval knight would still have improved his personal performance by switching to a modern backup. The modern backpack doesn't rely on muscle, it relies on a physiological structure that has not really changed in the last few centuries - well perhaps scale has changed but not essential structure.

    6. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      It's somewhat sensible to use reenactors instead of random people from the street, but reenactors are hobbyists, and not real medieval soldiers. A knight trained to fight in armour would probably be quite a bit stronger and tougher than your average reenactor.

    7. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by Xaositecte · · Score: 2

      It controls for experience. Random people off the street might be more or less able to move around in armor, all depending on how quickly they take to it. It could have been possible that wearing armor which distributes weight evenly is no more tiring than wearing a backpack, but because the volunteers weren't familiar with armor, they would expend more energy for that reason.

      Also, it's not possible to go out and get real knights, because we haven't finished the time machine yet. Reenactors are the best next thing.

    8. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      reenactors are hobbyists, and not real medieval soldiers...

      I feel a great disturbance, as if millions of SCA fans reached out in terror...

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    9. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      It also controls for people who are going to fall on the floor and scream like a little girl the first time they feel the weight of the armour on their back muscles...

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    10. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      A knight trained to fight in armour would probably be quite a bit stronger and tougher than your average reenactor.

      There is actually quite a bit of debate about this. The question is actually quite complicated (involving diet, modern athletic training techniques, medical science and a few other factors). The conclusion generally reached is that you are correct. Most knights were stronger and tougher than your average reenactor. However, it is unlikely that they used average reenactors for this study. More likely they used guys from ARMA (Association of Rennasiance Martial Arts). There are a significant number of guys in ARMA who are equivalent to the highest level practitioners of eastern martial arts. Some of them even do it professionally. Those guys are probably comparable to your average medieval knight.

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    11. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Does ARMA train in period armour? Most HEMA schools (including mine) tend to train without armour, and spar with modern, lighter armour.

    12. Re:Experienced reenactors?? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I am not sure on this. However, I do know that many ARMA practitioners study the training manuals that can be found from the time period and use the training methods described in them (they, also, study other writings from the period that reveal training methods and fighting techniques from the period).

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  6. Armor on the legs by Megahard · · Score: 1

    didn't seem to help the Black Knight much.

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    1. Re:Armor on the legs by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Nor did they help the other Black Knight. I suspect casting was more of a problem there though.

  7. Experienced medieval reenactors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked with "experienced medieval reenactors" and most of them actually BELIEVE they are living in medieval times.

  8. Horses? by SpasticWeasel · · Score: 1

    I though that knights rode horses. I doubt that they did very much jogging.

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    1. Re:Horses? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I though that knights rode horses. I doubt that they did very much jogging.

      Yes, however this research indicates one reason why getting a knight off his horse was considered a "good thing" by his enemies.

    2. Re:Horses? by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Yes, however this research indicates one reason why getting a knight off his horse was considered a "good thing" by his enemies.

      The standard way of getting a knight off his horse wasn't to politely ask him to dismount, it was to knock him off.

      At that point, his ability to jog wasn't an issue, it was more an issue of him flopping around on the ground like a turtle on his back until his squire could come help him stand up again.

      It was a "good thing" to knock him off not because he'd be hard pressed to run after you, it was because he'd be hard pressed to run away from you. Or swing a sharp cutty thing at you, for that matter.

    3. Re:Horses? by sheetsda · · Score: 1

      From an anecdote I heard somewhere recently (I think in 'The Knight' episode of Terry Jones' Medieval Lives [highly recommend it, was on Netflix instant, these days who knows]) not only was he hard press to run away, he was hard pressed to even stand up again. The armor, however, was so good at its job you couldn't hurt him while he was on the ground until you brought out the boiling oil.

    4. Re:Horses? by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Totally bogus, even in heavy plate it's not hard to stand again unassisted. Maybe you're thinking of tournament armor. Tournament armor was many many times thicker than battlefield armor. Because you wouldn't be wearing it for extended periods, you wouldn't need to maneuver, and nobody wants to die in a game. Those are the ones where the squire had to help them up, because the armor weight as much as the knight! A knight on the battlefield could probably get back up faster than you could. Another piece of common knowledge about armor that's wrong is that it's mostly pointless. In fact, 10 plate armored knights against a force of 100 chain and leather clad soldiers would be an even match. Plate armor was incredibly effective. It was even somewhat effective against musket fire unless it was at very close range. Just because the hero can casually slice through plate armor doesn't mean a damn thing. Just because it's barely effective in RPGs doesn't mean a damn thing.

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    5. Re:Horses? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The armor, however, was so good at its job you couldn't hurt him while he was on the ground until you brought out the boiling oil.

      You don't have to actually penetrate armour to injure the occupant. A decent hit with a hammer will cause a shockwave that can concuss or break bones.

      Then there's a dagger through the eyeslits, or in the part that isn't armoured in order to get a better grip on the horse.

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    6. Re:Horses? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Agreed, top quality body armour is a formidable force multiplier. It's like the US Army vs. insurgents. If you're not wearing modern body armour with plate inserts, you're severely disadvantaged.

    7. Re:Horses? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      another piece of common knowledge about armor that's wrong is that it's mostly pointless. In fact, 10 plate armored knights against a force of 100 chain and leather clad soldiers would be an even match. Plate armor was incredibly effective.

      What you're forgetting is that the point of swords in medieval times was not to slash or pierce but to break bones. The Scottish Claymore is a great example, it was blunt as a butter knife, the Scots used it to great effect to break arms, leg, ribs, backs and skulls. Plate was somewhat more effective at distributing that force over a larger part of the body then mail but once you'd been knocked down in plate you've got no chance. Almost all swords in the middle ages were designed to crush rather then slash or pierce, the sharp gleaming sword was an invention of Hollywood.

      Now there were a few peasant weapons designed to pierce plate armour, the halberd, goedendag and Swiss degen not to mention the damage that longbows would cause. But as firearm technology progressed plate armour became obsolete because a peasant with an afternoons training in a musket could massacre a fully armoured knight, You could field hundreds of peasants with little training compared to a handful of knights which required years of rigorous training. By the Napoleonic times, full plate armour had reduced to a single breast plate on heavier cavalry.

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    8. Re:Horses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

      Read above. Primarily the french assault portion. Try walking a few hundred yards of mud in 60 pound armor with arrows pelting you the whole time. Lots of the knights were simply just knocked over and never got up, lots of them drowned in their armor.

      In fact, 10 plate armored knights against a force of 100 chain and leather clad soldiers would be an even match.

      There are countless battles where horses were useless, just like Agincourt. Once the Englisher archers ran out of arrows they joined the melee and sucessfully killed many armored combatants with just a knife and their hands. A fatigued armor plated knight a fresh archer with no armor.

    9. Re:Horses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all swords in the middle ages were designed to crush rather then slash or pierce, the sharp gleaming sword was an invention of Hollywood.

      For a long time, swords were designed to slash. They got blunt later, when armour got so good it rendered slashing weapons ineffective. Furthermore, the blunt-edged sword was not just for bludgeoning your opponent. The tip was sharp (for thrusting into chinks in the armour), as were the tips of the crossguard (you'd turn around the blunt-edged sword and use it like a pickaxe) and the pommel could be either sharp for stabbing or blunt for bludgeoning.

      Now there were a few peasant weapons designed to pierce plate armour, the halberd

      I don't know where you got your info on the halberd. It's a spear with anti-cavalry capabilities, not a specialised anti-armour weapon. It could be used to slash the horse or pull a man off his horse. All spears would have been thrust into chinks in the armour.

      a peasant with an afternoons training in a musket could massacre a fully armoured knight

      Longbows and muskets were only effective when used in massed formations. "A peasant with an afternoons (sic) training in a musket" would be extremely lucky to beat a fully armoured knight one-on-one. Furthermore, full plate remained mostly bulletproof until the musket became so advanced that thick enough plates were too heavy to be useful.

    10. Re:Horses? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The tip was sharp (for thrusting into chinks in the armour), as were the tips of the crossguard you'd turn around the blunt-edged sword and use it like a pickaxe

      I've never seen a sword with sharpened quillons, nor any reference to the technique you mention.

      Plus I've never seen a tool with a handle that's made of thin, flat bare metal. Maybe that's because it'd be rather hard to hold?

      I call bullshit.

      I don't know where you got your info on the halberd. It's a spear with anti-cavalry capabilities

      Halberds are pretty poor against cavalry, due to being shorter than a lance. That's why the Swiss partially replaced them with pikes.

      not a specialised anti-armour weapon. It could be used to slash the horse or pull a man off his horse.

      So why the heavy blade like an axe or cleaver on the front? Form follows function. If it was for the reasons you suggest something like a partisan or glaive would do the job as well, while being lighter and quicker in use.

      Charles the Bold's armour didn't save him.

      Longbows and muskets were only effective when used in massed formations. "A peasant with an afternoons (sic) training in a musket" would be extremely lucky to beat a fully armoured knight one-on-one.

      A battle's not a football match. Who said it has to be equal numbers on both sides? Stalin certainly wouldn't agree, given his opinions on quality. There are economic factors at work - as mentioned by the GP - that mean it won't be 1 vs 1, or even close.

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  9. Next week by Nanosphere · · Score: 2

    Scientists study the impact of wearing a wizard hat while yelling "Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"

    1. Re:Next week by eharvill · · Score: 1
      Oh come on, at least post a link!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

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    2. Re:Next week by Drophet · · Score: 1

      http://shinyfish.com/ilightning/ HAHAHA... stupid... free... and geeky.

  10. Now let's study other ancient suits of armor by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 1

    Japanese samurai armor looks much more comfortable, with the joints being unhindered and the armor plating hanging loose, while still offering a comparable degree of protection. Then Roman and Greek armor look increasingly comfortable while protecting less, but that must have been vital given the climes of those locales.

    1. Re:Now let's study other ancient suits of armor by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2

      In Judo one of the higher katas (well, higher than those that I know) simulates(*) wearing japanese armour. And, from looking at the movements, it looks anything but comfortable.

      (*)I do not know if somewhere it is actually done while wearing armour, I only saw that with the participants wearing the usual judogi.

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  11. SCA Nerd by Toze · · Score: 4, Informative

    Disclaimer; the SCA does medievalISH combat with rules and equipment for safety; it's not authentic medieval fight styles, and there are other groups (like WMA) that focus on things like 15th century German fechtbuchs and who have more authority to speak on authentically historical modes and styles of combat.

    That said, the SCA does swordfighting at full speed and often with full power (depending on the area), and there are some strong similarities with historical combat. The sticks used (for safety reasons) are roughly the same weight as the historical swords, and there's a strong social pressure to wear armour that is both save and as authentic as possible. Thus, there's a couple things I can comment on from personal experience. First, metal armour on limbs *noticeably* slows down shots. We accept plastic plates as long as they're covered ("best effort to look good" is the standard), so people will fight with plastic covered in canvas or leather, and there is a well-known tradeoff in the SCA between "looking good" in shiny metal armour and having the best possible speed.

    I just finished building a fairly close replica of 14th century coat-of-plates armour. I had been using (poorly disguised) plastic before, and the difference when wearing 25 pounds of overlapping plates is quite noticeable. I look much better, of course, but I also work harder, sweat more, and need to take more breaks. The weight's all on my shoulders, so it's not wearing my legs out, but there's a noticeable weight when I'm moving. I recently got metal gauntlets, and they're noticeable as well; the hands move slower when there's a pound or two of metal on them. I hate to reference anime, but you know how Goku wears the heavy arm and leg weights in Dragonball Z? There's some truth to that; even the fat SCA fighters have bulkier shoulders and larger arms. (actually wearing weights around all day will just screw up your joints, by the way; it's the holding-heavy-things-out-from-your-body that does it)

    There's a reason armour was attached where it was in the middle ages; suspending legs from a belt takes at least some of the weight off the legs when moving.

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    1. Re:SCA Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fighting in heavy armour is not your day job, it's just a hobby. Comparing today's "experienced medieval reenactors" to the fighters from hundreds of years ago, is much like learning kung-fu by watching Jackie Chan movies. Make a school that practices this, just like a dojo that practices karate, and ten years from now analyse the results from those fighters.

      Also you mention that wearing heavy armour screws up your joints, well, people those days thought 40 is an old, and very few lived longer than that, so they rarely found out about those side effects.

      See how samurai learn to fight how much they train to use those feather light swords of their, and then compare it to this experiments "experienced medieval reenactors".

    2. Re:SCA Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "social pressure" "looking good" "I look much better" "I hate to reference anime, but [...] Goku [...] in Dragonball Z" "fat SCA fighters"

      This is the most adorable thing I've read all day...

    3. Re:SCA Nerd by rich_hudds · · Score: 1

      This idea that everyone died young is completely wrong.

      If you made it out of your teens you had a pretty reasonable life expectancy.

      Take a look at some old English churchyards and you'll see that people lived into their 70's and 80's.

      Think about it, why would people drop dead at 40? Not many 40 year olds nowadays require modern medicine to keep them alive and people's lifestyles back then were most likely healthier than now.

    4. Re:SCA Nerd by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Make a school that practices this, just like a dojo that practices karate, and ten years from now analyse the results from those fighters.

      There are such schools...and they have been around for longer than ten years. Since these schools have been around in England longer than in the U.S., and are more widely known there, it is probable that one (or more) of them is where they got the "reenactors" for this study.

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    5. Re:SCA Nerd by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      people's lifestyles back then were most likely healthier than now.

      Even if that were true, it still didn't help you if you had an illness or injury, even something that wuold be annoying but trivial nowadays would kill you in an age of no antibiotics, appalling hygiene, negligible awareness of how diseases were transmitted, and do-or-die surgery.

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    6. Re:SCA Nerd by Toze · · Score: 1

      No, he's right; people get confused about the _average_ life expectancy, which took a serious hit because you had a 50/50 shot of living to 12 years old or so, iirc. You ignore the first decade, and average life expectancy in the middle ages shoots up to somewhere north of 60, I think, and that includes endemic warfare and plague and drought, so really, not bad.

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  12. That's a good first step. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now, let's test the impact of backpacks versus suits of armor on surviving a barrage of arrows.

    1. Re:That's a good first step. by GerryMander · · Score: 1

      You did catch the Agincourt reference at the beginning? The english longbow was VERY effective vs armored knights.

    2. Re:That's a good first step. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But that impact may have been more of a side effect of the arrows rather than directly because of them. There were relatively few casualties to armoured men as a result of arrows. The arrows meant that men at arms had to keep their heads down and visors closed, which made them advance slowly and tire out faster. This was amplified by the battlefield being covered in thick mud. Once they advanced to meet the enemy they were exhausted, and the much fresher and less encumbered archers were able to engage in hand to hand combat against them and win. The story against the cavalry charge was a bit different, but the effectiveness of arrows against armour was the same. The casualties were mainly a result of arrow hits against unarmoured parts of the horses.

    3. Re:That's a good first step. by tunapez · · Score: 1

      Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!

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  13. Powered Armour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is the initial research that will lead to the development of powered armour, which will be vital in our eventual war against China.

    1. Re:Powered Armour by Animal+Farm+Pig · · Score: 1

      [better_off_ted] What? Everyone knows that war is coming! [/better_off_ted]

    2. Re:Powered Armour by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Except that China will manufacture it.

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  14. Mount and Blade by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

    ...they just need more points in Athletics.

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  15. Firsthand by Caerdwyn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Speaking as an ex-"reenactor" (Society for Creative Anachronism, http://www.sca.org/ I can offer the following firsthand observations:

    1. The quality of fitting to the individual is probably the single most important factor in how burdensome a given suit of armor is, from the point of view of the ability to move quickly. Leggings are by far the hardest to fit correctly; they also tend to shift around the most in response to movement, so a good fitting can become a bad fitting very quickly.
    2. In melee combat, the legs are hit far more often than any target other than the head. Leg armor may be encumbering, but when it comes to hand to hand combat you can't do without it.
    3. When faced with archers, an unshielded fighter takes it in the arms and torso more than anywhere else.
    4. Breathing difficulties are usually caused by poor ventilation in a closed-face helm, or a side effect of heat. Which brings us to:
    5. Overheating is what is going to exhaust you. You're wearing not just armor, but heavy padding as well. The number one factor an SCA medic sees at a large battle is overwhelmingly heat exhaustion/heatstroke/dehydration.

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    1. Re:Firsthand by Toze · · Score: 5, Informative

      Regarding 2, Bengt Thordeman's "Armour of the Battle of Wisby" includes a survey of wounds from a 14th century mass grave, and very many of the deaths in historical combat seemed to be preceded by leg wounds. Specifically, one or both legs followed by an overhead strike to the top of the head with sword or hammer.
      (sca) I found it particularly amusing, because there's an An Tir joke about "the kingmaker" being ankle-ankle-head. (/sca)

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    2. Re:Firsthand by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >3. When faced with archers, an unshielded fighter takes it in the arms and torso more than anywhere else.

      At what SCA events did you have live archery fighting?

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    3. Re:Firsthand by Caerdwyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Larger wars include archery, slingers (glorified tennis balls), javelins. Archery rules specify 30-pound bows maximum, padded bird blunts, arrow shafts covered with fiber tape to prevent jagged points if they break (some kingdoms disallow wooden shafts altogether and require fiberglass, because fiberglass makes a mushy rather than pointed shape when it breaks), all helms required to have no single opening that you can fit a 1/4" dowel through, no neck-exposure allowed. West-Caid war (California vs. Arizona, etc.) was a great one for that. I think they do that at Pennsic (New England vs. the Rust Belt, battle cry is "Loser gets Pittsburg!"), and Pennsic draws many thousands of fighters annually. It's quite a spectacle.

      All of the above info is over a decade stale. Things may have changed, then again, maybe not. I don't know if the SCA still includes archery in wars (it was never universal; wars were announced in advance whether there were any scenarios including archery), but archery was a great way to get inexpensively into SCA war-combat. An archer needed only light body armor and a helm that was the equal of the heavy fighters. Rules are (were?) that an archer was automatically considered dead if a heavy fighter comes within ten feet, which is a good thing, as SCA melee combat is full-power full-speed. You are hitting your opponent as just as hard as your strength allows (the blow has to be hard enough to have caused injury with a real steel weapon against period armor, so such a hit on a lightly armored combatant would certainly break bones, even with SCA rattan weapons); nobody wanted to chance that a heavy would misidentify a light fighter as another heavy through limited visibility and give a full-power hit instead of a token "love tap". However, getting within ten feet isn't easy. Many an archer has happily led a heavy fighter a merry chase under the blazing sun, taunting all the way... to deal with that exercise in frustration, some fighters carried "darts" (small javelins) to smack down cocky archers with.

      Good times. Add where else can you hire an entire mercenary company for a keg of home-brew?

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    4. Re:Firsthand by mcvos · · Score: 2

      5. Overheating is what is going to exhaust you. You're wearing not just armor, but heavy padding as well. The number one factor an SCA medic sees at a large battle is overwhelmingly heat exhaustion/heatstroke/dehydration.

      Note that this depends quite a bit on the climate. There's a good reason why armour got lighter the further south you got. Also keep in mind that much of the US lies at the same latitude as the Mediteranean.

      In the end, though, armour wasn't meant to be comfortable. It was meant to keep you alive, or at least make you somewhat harder to kill.

    5. Re:Firsthand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add where else can you hire an entire mercenary company for a keg of home-brew?

      Half the pubs in Manchester, I should think.

    6. Re:Firsthand by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Touché!

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  16. Horses, anyone? by DCheesi · · Score: 1

    In theory, at least, the weight and unwieldy nature of the armor may have mattered less to the nobles who were most likely to wear it, simply because they rode into battle on horseback. As such, they didn't need to support themselves the whole time. The problem of the leg armor in particular largely disappears when on horseback (assuming of course that the horse itself can manage the weight).

    If and when they fell off their horse, or said horse was put down, *then* they could be in trouble. But my understanding is that foot soldiers were usually more interested in capturing nobles and holding them for ransom, rather than killing them outright. It was probably far more important that they be able to weather the rain of arrows and the attacks of other horse-bound noblemen.

  17. Good point by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    Doubtful that full suits of armor were issued to the infantry. For one thing, they were extremely expensive.

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    1. Re:Good point by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      I believe that the knights were required to buy their own armor. And if you could afford that, you could probably afford a horse too.

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    2. Re:Good point by mcvos · · Score: 1

      You're both partially wrong. Yes, knights rode on horses for much of the middle ages, but in sieges they often fought on foot (because a horse isn't much use against a wall), and during the 100 Years War, England also often had knights fight on foot during field battles.

      Also, heavy infantry like halberdiers and some swordsmen often did wear armour. Not the kind of armour that a mounted knight would wear, but pretty heavy armour nonetheless.

    3. Re:Good point by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      This is a bit of a myth caused by extrapolation from accounts of very fancy custom suits made for kings and nobility.

      In fact, there was (relatively) cheap mass produced armour too.

      It's like looking back from the future only seeing Rolls-Royces, and not Fords because it's mainly records of the rich and famous that are preserved.

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    4. Re:Good point by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Spot-on. A lot of infantry were dressed in armour paid for by the nobility, too. Looks good until you get up close.

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  18. Napoleon was Italian :-) by perpenso · · Score: 2

    No I meant the Napoleonic Wars where France had the whole world on the run for almost 20 years.

    "Napoleon was born in Corsica to parents of noble Genoese ancestry", so he was actually Italian not French. :-)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon

    Corsica was ruled by Genoa (part of Italy) for 400 or so years, had a 20-something year rebellion, 15 or so years of independence and was then conquered by France shortly before Napoleon was born. Its constitution was written in Italian and Italian was the dominant language long after Napoleon's death.

    Before commencer à la flamme please note the ":-)". Yes, Napoleon was born in French territory and was therefore a French citizen.

    1. Re:Napoleon was Italian :-) by aevan · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is the French aren't bad soldiers, as long as they are lead by non-French, or their opponents are also French? =P

  19. Modern Armored Combat by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Informative

    What's interesting is that modern sports combat based on western martial arts -- meaning sword and shield, full metal armor, but using modern materials -- has shifted over to using things like 6061-T6 aluminum to keep things light. Also Underarmor sweat wicking clothing (seriously). For instance, the SCA, which is interested in individuals or groups meeting in competitive combat rather than a specific battle from a particular time or place. A good deal of effort is put into finding lightweight armor that still protects your bones.

    Now comes the twist: It's actually thicker and more durable, because nobody likes to hammer out their armor each week after (or during) fighter practice. So it actually lasts much much longer under a barrage of blows, but is still roughly the same weight. Apparently it's a reasonable weight to fight in, and what you can now take out with modern materials, people are adding back for durability.

    Check out http://www.zoombang.com/ for really out there modern armor designed for medieval non-edged combat.

    obSemiOffTopic: Deep bruises are just part of the sport -- my wife is very careful to point out early in doctor visits that she's involved in full contact martial arts. Especially as she's 5 foot and petite and I'm 6'3" and huge; we already had one nurse freak out and send me out to have a talk with her about reporting domestic violence. She now carries photos on her phone of herself in armor, holding her helm and grinning happily, just to fend off people who get the wrong idea.

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    1. Re:Modern Armored Combat by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 2

      You had me at "modern armor designed for medieval non-edged combat" but Zoombang lost me with that god damn flash menu.

  20. Oh, *physical* impacts... by Beorytis · · Score: 1

    I thought this was going to be about the socio- and psychological impacts.

  21. Representative? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

    I somehow doubt that you can make a representative study of how knights in the Middle Age (you know, the ones whose almost only duty / job was to fight for his lord and who trained during his life for that) by using some modern people, who might be fit but will need a serious training to get used to it. Not to mention all of the know-how about using the armour lost during the centuries.

    As a sidenote, the simplest explanation to the fact that the first armor to be eliminated was the armor of the legs may be just that there are no vital organs in the leg, so an injury there is less likely to be lethal.

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    1. Re:Representative? by dave562 · · Score: 1

      there are no vital organs in the leg, so an injury there is less likely to be lethal.

      Organs no, but those arteries are a real bitch.

    2. Re:Representative? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      there are no vital organs in the leg, so an injury there is less likely to be lethal.

      Organs no, but those arteries are a real bitch.

      That's why I just said less lethal. I prefer not to receive any, but if I have to chose I'll go for a cut in the leg or the arm before a cut in the head any day.

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    3. Re:Representative? by DeeEff · · Score: 1

      I was about to say this myself. Nothing like losing all your blood on a breezy summer's day...

    4. Re:Representative? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      The legs themselves are rather vital if you want to run away from danger. Disabling someone's leg is very effective in combat.

    5. Re:Representative? by corbettw · · Score: 2

      there are no vital organs in the leg, so an injury there is less likely to be lethal.

      The femoral artery is the single largest artery in your body after the aortic artery. Even just knicking it, let alone severing it, will cause you to bleed out in about 30 seconds.

      And considering modern standards of diet and health care, I think you could find considerably better specimens for testing endurance while wearing armor than among knights from 500 years ago.

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    6. Re:Representative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tis but a flesh wound!

    7. Re:Representative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legs would get hit less, that is true.
      Though there are many reasons.
      One is that with shorter weapons, striking at the legs would more likely involve leaning forward which would present a target (head) prior to a threat to the leg. Google "Paradoxes of Defence" by George Silver (1699) to read about the intent of always presenting a threat prior to moving in distance.

    8. Re:Representative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly there are a few really important tendons down there that make it possible for you to move.

    9. Re:Representative? by Paradigma11 · · Score: 1

      i think the lethality comes from the guy who has injured your leg and is now standing over you and swinging down on your head.
      just a guess.

    10. Re:Representative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the femoral is ok, the next blow while you are on your knees is probably going to kill you.

    11. Re:Representative? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      As a sidenote, the simplest explanation to the fact that the first armor to be eliminated was the armor of the legs may be just that there are no vital organs in the leg, so an injury there is less likely to be lethal.

      The problem there is that it is very difficult to avoid a lethal injury once your leg is injured. However, I am going to guess that improved maneuverability offset the loss of protection. The introduction of gunpowder to the battlefield changed the balance between maneuverability and physical force in combat.

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    12. Re:Representative? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In Medieval times, if you got a significant wound to your leg (ignoring any severed arteries for the moment) you were basically a dead man hopping.

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  22. Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2

    Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor

    And, this being slashdor, I expected to see a story about global warming and the effect that armor had on it.

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  23. In the words of Jeremy Clarkson... by billsayswow · · Score: 1

    "It's like bringing a longbow to a sword fight!"

  24. Oh, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The entire premise of the war was a lie, and you got your ass handed to you as a result. Man up and admit it for once.

    1. Re:Oh, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire premise of the war was a lie, and you got your ass handed to you as a result. Man up and admit it for once.

      Ponder the following to develop the insight that you apparently lack: Soldiers/Marines win battles not wars.

    2. Re:Oh, please. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The war was "lost" by the National Guard units at home who apparently didn't have the balls to shoot enough hippies to win the war.

      Yes, the US failed to act like a properly fascist state, the soft bastards.

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    3. Re:Oh, please. by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      +1 insightful
      +1 funny
      +1 perfect

  25. The Primary Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor by willworkforbeer · · Score: 1

    Incurable virginity.

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  26. Re:Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Arm by maharvey · · Score: 1

    Slashdor is right between Gondor and Mordor...

  27. Forgeting by Nex6 · · Score: 1

    you can not just take, random geeks. even ones that "quote" play at mock combat. and test them, and compare that to a medieval warrior Knight. Form almost, all of these warriors it was a full time job, meaning they where in shape for it. otherwise, they would have died in combat....

  28. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how about 1792-1815 ....

    yeah im waiting ?

    ah, i also forgot how it was the french navy, french volunteers and a french general that not only bolstered the ranks of the revolutionaries back in 1774 in america, but also that particular french general was the general who, with his quick action, ended all english hopes on the continent in the last battle.

  29. Heavy Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys could have saved a lot of trouble and expense by just asking Bill & Ted:

    Heavy Metal

  30. bespoke by blueforce · · Score: 1

    The medieval blokes wearing the bespoke armor fared much better than the poor bastards wearing that cheap outsourced shit from War-mour Mart.

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  31. Re:The Primary Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever been to one of the large SCA get-togethers? It makes a college dorm look like a nunnery by comparison.

  32. Re:Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Arm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdor the Barbarian?
    Sworn enemy of Canon the Destroyer?

  33. Re:Arses? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    In fact, 10 plate armored knights against a force of 100 chain and leather clad soldiers would be an even match.

    Ah. I always wondered how the English won at Bannockburn, and why the Duchy of Burgundy extends from Belgium all the way down to Italy.

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  34. Re:Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Arm by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    One does not just walk in Armor.

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  35. What kind of physical conditioning did they have? by swb · · Score: 1

    ....back then?

    A friend is a history professor and he has a story (apocryphal?) about a history professor who had an exact-size copy made of some 13th century king's armor from his teens (Richard the Lionhearted?), and the armor was a good fit on a modern football linebacker.

    Anyway, the idea is that the elite soldiers -- from nobility, raised to fight from a young age, the best possible diet for the era (high in protein) -- were in outstanding physical condition and very, very strong. The armor the football player put on was for a teenager, so the thinking is the adult sized armor was even larger and the actual adult who filled it was bigger than a football player (who are all really huge).

    My friend has told me this story more than once, I need to pin him down on facts. But it's an interesting story.

  36. House Rules by guyminuslife · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that the motivation for this experiment was to settle a long-standing argument about D&D encumbrance rules.

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    1. Re:House Rules by meglon · · Score: 1

      I always liked the cartoon in an issue of the Dragon that showed a guy being pushed into a shower with a bunch of cats tied to him... to simulate the average fight with a pack of kobolds, i believe it was.

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    2. Re:House Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best. Reply. Ever.

  37. The Longbow by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    While it has long been assumed that heavy medieval armor limited mobility, and that this contributed to the outcome of battles, such as the Battle of Agincourt in 1415

    Nonsense. It's well established that being French contributes to the outcome of battles, such as the Battle of Agincourt. The effects of armor is minor in comparison.

    Actually, the English won at Agincourt (despite being outnumbered) because they had longbows. The battle signals the end of the era of the mounted knight and the rise of the infantry revolution, one of a few fundamental shifts in warfare. (Basic Training [Romans]; Infantry [Longbows shoot through armor]; Gunpowder [major infrastructure required], Modern [Machine Gun, Mechanized Warfare, WMDs]). It also made nationalism more important--you needed the loyalty of the people with the longbows, not just of the people wealthy enough to own armor.

    Agincourt is also the battle Shakespeare wrote his "Band of Brothers" bit for--in a play which Data performed on the holodeck for Captain Picard. (The scene where the King is going hidden among his subjects.)

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    1. Re:The Longbow by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Agincourt is also the battle Shakespeare wrote his "Band of Brothers" bit for--in a play which Data performed on the holodeck for Captain Picard. (The scene where the King is going hidden among his subjects.)

      Thanks for the Star Trek reference, no one would have known what you were talking about otherwise.

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  38. US Schools by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 2

    'The US wasn't scared of France then.' no they where too busy repainting the White house to care.

    Interestingly, US Schools teach that the British torched the White House, but they usually omit that it was done in retaliation for the U.S.'s burning the houses of Parliament in Canada--which is why the Canadian capital was moved to Ottawa.

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    1. Re:US Schools by slackbheep · · Score: 1

      Funny how revisionist history works. During my school years my history books were written to imply that the retaliation was mostly on the part of Canadians with nominal support from the British, downplaying its relevance in the larger conflict. I suppose they thought we needed something to chest thump over aside from Vimy Ridge.

  39. Crusades by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    I believe that the knights were required to buy their own armor. And if you could afford that, you could probably afford a horse too.

    Generally, but there were many times they did not have horses. For example, during one of the crusades it is estimated that tens of thousands of horses left Europe and effectively none made it back alive. The knights who survived, if they kept their armor, walked in it.

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  40. No, have you? No spinal damage here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a known fact that plate armour and leathers were only worn when in hand-to-hand combat, and chainmail was worn to stop arrows or bolts.

    They didn't wear their armour durring the long walk, but maybe their L-Padded. Remember how I a spell "armour" properly, so assume I'm English. The reason the French lost was they were ...French. They probably pulled their own carts of pre-slaughtered beef-cuts on the way to the battlefield, rather than have the cow be alive pulling the armoured men to the battlefield and only kill the cow when they're hungrily done with combat.

    1. Re:No, have you? No spinal damage here. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      It is a known fact that plate armour and leathers were only worn when in hand-to-hand combat, and chainmail was worn to stop arrows or bolts.

      That'd be silly. Mail is awful at stopping arrows, but pretty good at deflecting sword blows.

      Also, it's awfully inconvenient to change your armour in the middle of a battle.

    2. Re:No, have you? No spinal damage here. by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Against a piercing weapon like an arrow, bolt or war pick chainmail is just a whole load of holes held together by wire. You'd be better off not wearing it at all - you'd at least have a chance of dodging behind cover.

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  41. Battle of Cerignola ended the age of armor, too. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    Besides the Battle of Agincourt, which proved that armored knights on horseback was no match for large formation of well-train longbow archers, I think another battle nearly 100 years later--the Battle of Cerignola in southern Italy--proved that full-body armor of the time was useless against the then-new gunpowder firearm, the harquebus gun.

  42. Conclusion by Roachie · · Score: 1

    Modern medieval armor wearers cant get laid.

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  43. Glad they cleared that up by meglon · · Score: 1

    I never would have thought wearing around 110 pounds of pot metal and swinging a 10 pound metal sword like your life depended on it would cause fatigue. Fascinating, no really!

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  44. They didn't walk, they were mounted by loufoque · · Score: 1

    So the weight on the legs didn't matter.

  45. Not the first study. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even close to the first study. And not much of a study, either.

    The Discovery channel ran a 2-hour documentary as a 2-part series called "Medieval Tournament: Making of a Knight" nearly a decade ago. It did a much better job of re-creating the period environment, and they determined that most of the stories about armor are bullshit.

    This BBC treadmill "study" is horribly flawed and amounts to jack shit. For starters:

    The breast and back plates of the medieval armour also affected breathing: instead of being able to take long, deep breaths while they worked up a sweat, the volunteers were forced to take frequent, shallow breaths, and this too used up more energy.

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    What this tells us, is that the armor does not fit them properly.

    The BBC just used whatever gear these guys were using for their re-enactments. They call them 'exact replicas' and that's a problem, because the originals they were based on were made for somebody else entirely. I'm ignoring all the other problems with using a replica instead of using a battle-ready period accurate piece.
    The DC's series had an actual Master Smith hand-forge each of them their own battle-ready, museum-quality replica. And this guy is used by the world's top museums to create display armor which is 100% true to the time period, as opposed to being a visual copy of one that was found or preserved.
    The result was that their armor fit properly, so they had no trouble climbing on/off horses, jumping, running, and even sprinting in full plate mail across broken ground.

    So the BBC's study really only gives us two potential conclusions: That running in someone else's armor sucks, and that it's not easy to run on a hard, flat surface when wearing armor which is designed for running across semi-soft and broken ground.

  46. How can you say USA was defeated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Vietnam, when none of our infrastructure on U.S. soil was levelled into the dirt by bombs & no vietnamese soldiers were present on U.S. soil occupying OUR cities?

    That's the part that constantly kicks my ass whenever I hear people say THAT utter bullshit... and I mean that.

    (I say that, because if that's "losing a war/being defeated", especially when the other side took that kind of a beating? I'll take being "defeated" any day of the week, vs. being "the winner", anytime...!)

    * It TRULY "boggles my mind" to hear anyone say "the U.S. was defeated in Vietnam", because of THAT alone!

    APK

    P.S.=> For example, I've NEVER seen anyone say that in say, a boxing match, the guy with no cuts/blood running down his face "lost", especially when the other guy was SO badly beaten he's bleeding &/or knocked out!

    ... apk

    1. Re:How can you say USA was defeated by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So I suppose the Soviets didn't lose in Afghanistan either then?

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  47. Re:The Primary Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    The saying is "If you can't get laid at Pennsic, you can't get laid." (Pennsic is an annual gathering of SCA members from all around the world).

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  48. Were Soviet cities occupied or bombed? No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They, like the U.S., withdrew due to 2 things:

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    1.) Unpopularity with those funding it, taxpayers

    2.) Economics

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    * HOWEVER, I don't see any cities occupied OR DESTROYED in either the U.S.A. or U.S.S.R. (in either conflict)... but, I sure saw & know of that happening in Vietnam &/or Afghanistan, for sure.

    Plus - once you beat the hell out of a guy, unless you want to KILL them? What's the point?? Either nation could have used NUKES & did that, easily... but, they did not. Didn't HAVE to...

    APK

    P.S.=> Now - I don't know about you, but, everytime I have seen a fight or been in one myself (unfortuantely)?

    Well... The guy with his head pummeled & bleeding on the ground knocked out, is the guy who lost...

    ( & neither the US nor the USSR (whatever they call themselves now) are "that guy", in either case)...

    So, all this b.s. of "The U.S. 'lost vietnam'" or "The U.S.S.R. 'lost in Afghanistan'"?

    Complete crap...

    ... apk

  49. Re:What kind of physical conditioning did they hav by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I think someone like Richard the Lionheart was probably the excepion to the rule. If you look at most suits of armour in museums they look quite small by modern standards.

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  50. Re:What kind of physical conditioning did they hav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a well-known fact that modern people are on average taller and bigger than those who lived in the medieval times.

  51. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't cure cancer or anything, investigate shit that happened 300 years ago.

  52. Confusing tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone else confused by the !armor tag applied to this article?