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TSA Body Scanners To Show Less Revealing Images

tgtanman writes "The Washington Post reports that the TSA will begin installing new software on millimeter wave body scanners at 41 airports that will replace the controversial body images with generic images of the body. While the change is currently limited to millimeter wave scanners, similar upgrades for backscatter scanners is being developed, according to the TSA. The ACLU has applauded the changes but continues to note other concerns with the scanners."

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  1. Successful project by zget · · Score: 2

    Now people can applaud them for doing the good thing and changing the controversial scanners to better ones. I don't feel so bad anymore. Good job!



    wait, didn't I still lose privacy somewhere in the process?

    1. Re:Successful project by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Worse, these aren't any less invasive of your privacy. They're still, by definition, still taking the image. The computer is just throwing away some of the data. Translation: it is just software that can change at any time, even to the point of sending a complete copy of the unprocessed image data to a porn site in Russia.

      Just to put on my cynic hat, the government had better hope that they rounded up all those Anonymous hackers the other day. Otherwise, I'd give it a year, tops, before somebody manages to pull off "Girls Gone Wild, Airport Security Style". Really, when you have something so utterly ripe for abuse, it's not a question of if, but when.

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    2. Re:Successful project by Seumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      YES.

      If the only reason you weren't going through the machines as it was is because you didn't want someone keeping an archive of your naughty bits, then you were standing up for the wrong reason. Treat it as any other aspect of your privacy. Exercise it. I won't go through the machines for the same reason I don't just invite an officer into my house or give an officer a reason to snoop around my car. Rights are meaningless if you don't exercise them.

    3. Re:Successful project by capedgirardeau · · Score: 1

      Yes, what you said, exactly.
      I hope your comment gets modded up.

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    4. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      DAE remember that before these scanners were first installed the TSA, in combination with the Department of Homeland Security, certified that there was software in place which blurred the naughty bits and prevented any sort of saving, printing, etc, of the images... and that it all turned out to be a COMPLETE AND INTENTIONAL LIE?

      DAE ever go look at the TENS OF THOUSANDS of high quality images that have been posted on the internet by TSA agents who saved the images to a personal thumb drive since there is no security whatsoever which would prevent saving of images to a USB device? Who needs Anon? "GGW: Airport Scanner" is already a reality (at work or I'd link it)

    5. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation Needed]

    6. Re:Successful project by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      How about an understanding of computer system architecture? That alone proves the "unable to store or transmit images in any way" thing is a crock of shit.

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    7. Re:Successful project by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the same way you "lost privacy" when they first installed metal detectors. And luggage scanners. And security cameras.

      Enough already. Either give a good reason why your privacy is more important than airline security, or go find a new topic to complain about.

    8. Re:Successful project by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2

      Would it be okay to give a good reason why my privacy is more important than the appearance of airline security?

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    9. Re:Successful project by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Would it be okay to give a good reason why my privacy is more important than the appearance of airline security?

      Depends. First, think about whether you would still object if these machines were 100% effective. If the answer is "yes", then don't bother. Otherwise go ahead, but be ready to support your argument with statistics from a credible source.

    10. Re:Successful project by Travelsonic · · Score: 2

      ... give me a break - a metal detector and x-ray for bags is nothing like this.

      You say this like you can't have airport security without the overt intrusions - better yet, why don't YOU tell me why we should use the invasive pat downs, scanners, and the like - instead of other alternatives that exits, and also tell me why you can't have security without such absurd over-the-top intrusions.

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    11. Re:Successful project by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Arbitrarily shifting the boundaries of the debate a bit aren't we? There are legitimate objections even if, hypothetically, they were as you say "100% effective"

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    12. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care about privacy, it's overrated IMO. If it was not a health risk I would have no objections to it.

    13. Re:Successful project by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2

      First, think about whether you would still object if these machines were 100% effective. If the answer is "yes", then don't bother.

      Define 100% effective?

      100% effective at catching people trying to smuggle weapons aboard planes?

      or

      100% effective at detering people trying to smuggle weapons aboard planes?

      or prehaps

      100% effective at reducing the number of passengers who want to travel by plane to start with?.

      The problem with this stuff is, it clearly isn't 100% effective, even if it was, there are still issues with passenger privacy and health (whether precieved or real) and the really genius bit of it all is that if it is successful the outcome from the point of view of an inpartial external viewer is exactly the same as if nothing happened at all. I have a tiger repelling stone necklace you might want to buy, I have never once been attacked by a tiger while wearing it.

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    14. Re:Successful project by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Captain Hook, I'd like to buy your stone necklace!

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    15. Re:Successful project by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

      At this point, airplane hijacking or bombing has become a crappy attack vector, and it has nothing to do with increased security, as the shoe-bomber and underwear-bomber found out. Passengers will no longer let it happen. Therefore, the scanners have little to do with airline security. Besides, my rights are always more important than my security.

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    16. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GGW, ASS.

    17. Re:Successful project by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Just to put on my cynic hat, the government had better hope that they rounded up all those Anonymous hackers the other day. Otherwise, I'd give it a year, tops, before somebody manages to pull off "Girls Gone Wild, Airport Security Style". Really, when you have something so utterly ripe for abuse, it's not a question of if, but when.

      If TSA is smart about security (ha), they wouldn't hook the scanners to any network that touches the internet (dedicated lines from the scanners to the hidden room, be it ethernet or something else). Doing this more-or-less eliminates the threat of outside hacking. How can you hack and extract data from something that isn't connected? No, I'm not describing a Mission-Impossible style break-in.

      (I'm not addressing the other built-in security flaws like USB support)

    18. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Rights are meaningless if you don't exercise them.

      Words worth writing right there.

    19. Re:Successful project by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 2

      Would it be okay to give a good reason why my privacy is more important than the appearance of airline security?

      Depends. First, think about whether you would still object if these machines were 100% effective. If the answer is "yes", then don't bother. Otherwise go ahead, but be ready to support your argument with statistics from a credible source.

      I find it amusing that the TSA continually argues that the scanners are effective in detecting not only weapons such as knives and guns but their number one argument has been in detecting explosives. The latest lawsuit against the TSA basically was thrown out because the Judge said the search for explosives in the TSA's argument was more important than our right to privacy.

      Amusing. Then why not use a proven tech and get dogs into the airports to check ??

      Just received a letter from my representative (Jason Chaffetz) on the subject. He received a Pentagon report recently which they say dogs are the most effective way of detecting explosives.

      So much for the TSA's argument. . .

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    20. Re:Successful project by hedpe2003 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the same way you "lost privacy" when they first installed metal detectors. And luggage scanners. And security cameras.

      Enough already. Either give a good reason why your privacy is more important than airline security, or go find a new topic to complain about.

      Let us break it down then... How many terrorist attacks have we really gotten on American soil? Let's assume (outrageously I would probably say) that every year, there is an attack on the scale of 9/11. 3,000 people tragically died that day, and lets assume that happens EVERY YEAR (crazy right?). With 300,000,000 people in the US, the odds of this affecting you are, frankly, quite small. Even if you take a 100 year lifespan, we are talking about a 1% chance of you EVER being a victim (Compare this with the risk of dying in a car accidents for an interesting perspective :). With that said....

      There are currently 1,430,895 US active duty military in this country.
      The oath these fantastic men and women take, says nothing about making American citizens safe.

      I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.

      With 85,600 military personnel deployed in Iraq, the 103,700 in Afghanistan, and many more in other countries risking their lives and personal security (and families, really) to defend the constitution... what are YOU willing to give up for the same cause? Would you be willing to take the extremely small percentage chance YOU personally will be affected by terrorist activity in order to defend our constitution? Or are you going to give up your rights written directly in the constitution in order to hide behind the idea of (false) security?

      Is that a good enough reason? (Now... how can I mod myself up so people stop asking stupid questions? :)

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    21. Re:Successful project by gstrickler · · Score: 2

      It doesn't make flying any safer. The TSA fails to detect 80%-90% of the contraband every time they're tested. And only 10% of cargo is scanned, so a cargo bomb has at least a 90% chance of making it onto a plane. And that doesn't even address all the other ways something can get onto a plane (airport employees, TSA screener, etc.)

      It's not just about privacy, it's invasive and ineffective, and an unconstitutional search of your person, something prohibited by the 4th Amendment. Even if you don't care about privacy, you should care about your rights, and about it's ineffectiveness, and about all the easier ways an attacker could get something onto a plane.

      It's security theater, nothing more. It's completely ineffective, costly, invasive, and unconstitutional. Everyone should care about at least two of those problems.

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    22. Re:Successful project by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      The constitution, in these discussions, is a red herring. If you think it's not constitutional, take it up with the supreme court. When they rule in your favor, I'll take your argument seriously.

      The statistics, likewise, fail to impress. You could use similar logic to get rid of the flu vaccine.

      I appreciate the effort you put into your response, but I'd appreciate it more if you could make an actual case for why you want to get rid of airport security.

    23. Re:Successful project by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Define 100% effective?

      Either 1 or 2 would be fine. 3 is just retarded.

      The problem with this stuff is, it clearly isn't 100% effective

      I guess you're not familiar with the concept of a "thought-experiment"?

      I'll help you out: the idea is that we take a "what-if" scenario, and then extrapolate to see how it affects a given argument. So, for instance, when you argue that scanners should be banned because they're ineffective, we can ask "would you oppose them if they were effective". If your answer is "yes", then it follows that you original complaint was pointless; you don't care whether they're effective, and even if someone were to show you that they ARE effective you would continue to oppose them.

      Does that help? Can you understand, now, the purpose of a thought-experiment? Or of my question, specifically?

      even if it was, there are still issues with passenger privacy and health (whether precieved or real)

      Ridiculous. There are "perceived health issues" with cellphones - should we ban their sale and use? Sorry, FUD is not a "health issue", and it's certainly not a valid reason for avoiding a particular technology.

      and the really genius bit of it all is that if it is successful the outcome from the point of view of an inpartial external viewer is exactly the same as if nothing happened at all.

      Yep, just like vaccines. Guess we should ban those, too?

    24. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice strawman - and that you kept the argument going? bravo! and ten internets to you for each victim of your troll - I counted at least three!

      In case it's not clear: getting rid of airport security is not the same as getting rid of airport security THEATRE. Either you are trolling (in which case, well done!) or you sincerely believe the two are identical, in which case you might want to examine the premises at hand a little more carefully.

    25. Re:Successful project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rights are meaningless if you don't exercise them.

      I have to strenuously disagree with this notion. It is quite possible to value the right to, say, heckle Obama during a speech, while at the same time consider it to be in poor taste to actually exercise that right. In fact, I'd almost go as far as to argue the opposite: for freedom to have any meaning, it must include the right to do things that are not a good idea, things that you yourself would never do.

      In the present case, I think it is an entirely reasonable position (though not my own position) for a person to say that, while he believes we ought to have the right to opt out of backscatter x-rays, he is willing to go through the machines to increase the efficiency of the screening process.

    26. Re:Successful project by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Same way that (according to a CNN report) box cutters were found planted on aircraft on 9/11 that hadn't yet had any passengers on them. You get someone who already has physical access to the hardware to do the job, e.g. a service technician, a TSA screener, a member of the night cleaning crew, a member of law enforcement, etc.

      Note: I don't have any actual proof that this is what happened on 9/11. It's remotely possible that terrorists got through security in a previous week and planted knives on the right planes during previous flights as a hedge against getting caught with knives on the actual day of the attacks. It is, however, fairly unlikely, given that previous flights on those same routes by the terrorists would have likely been noted in at least one news report if that were the case, and given that planes don't always fly the same routes.

      Of course, it is also possible that the plane flew a different route than usual, and that the weapons were planted for a fifth 9/11 flight that didn't get hijacked because the wrong plane flew that morning. If so, then one must ask who the other terrorists are in our country waiting for another chance, and why they have not struck yet. This seems somewhat less likely to me than the simpler explanation, though, which is that a member of the ground crew is a terrorist, in which case none of this screening actually matters in the first place.

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  2. The new image by margeman2k3 · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:The new image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn alert!

    2. Re:The new image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is what it looks like when a terrorist tries to get through:
      http://procrast-nation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sf8.png

  3. Does it matter? by Boogaroo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does it matter if it's less revealing if the radiation is just as dangerous?
    Does it matter if it's ineffective now and continues to be ineffective?

    I think we could better spend the money on monitoring the TSA screeners who keep stealing our stuff.

    1. Re:Does it matter? by zget · · Score: 2

      I've traveled a lot in asia, including Cambodia (one of the poorest countries in the world) and China. Not once they have stolen anything from my backs. It's kind of funny that it happens in the US.

    2. Re:Does it matter? by ModernGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I never understood how they justified this. X-Rays are considered high risk. They keep quoting radiation dosages, but it doesn't seem to factor the fact that this is ionizing radiation. Ionizing radiation that damages DNA. Damaged DNA that causes cancer cells. Why is this allowed?

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    3. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X-rays? I thought they used millimetre wavelength rays. That's how it can pass through clothing, while still reflecting off skin, which is why the whole being able to see you naked thing was a problem in the first place.

    4. Re:Does it matter? by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

      This was a compassionate move, to lessen the burden of watching as vast hordes of portly American travellers waddle naked through their magic gate.

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    5. Re:Does it matter? by blindseer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. These scanners will find nothing that a metal detector and those bomb sniffers don't already find. Sure, I suppose someone might be able to sneak one of those ceramic or high density plastic blades on board the plane that these back scatter scanners might find but that problem has already been addressed. Tactics like a bolted door to the pilots and a cabin filled with people (crew and passengers) that know that someone that wields such a weapon can kill everyone on board. These people will react with lethal force using their own fists, feet, and teeth if they must to take that person down.

      Bomb sniffers and metal detectors are enough on the ground. Bolted doors and a "to the death" attitude in the air can handle what gets through the detectors. Pat downs should be reserved only for people that are placed under arrest for failure to comply with the safety rules. Anyone that has been patted down is automatically not going to fly, with rare exceptions.

      Those bomb sniffers aren't even that great since they are often too sensitive and will pick up a variety of cosmetics, medicines, and just stuff people pick up from the environment and flag it as explosive. Common sense needs to prevail when screening for explosives. The sniffers are great in picking up potentially explosive compounds but really bad at finding an actual bomb. Turning people away only because the sniffer picked up something is stupid because the false positive rate is so high, and if the screeners truly felt the person did have a bomb then that person should not be allowed to walk free, that person needs to be arrested, investigated, and charged with attempted murder or something.

      When it comes to the TSA screeners stealing there are two separate issues here. One is the unconstitutional search by an agent of the federal government without warrant or probable cause. No one can tell me that attempting to take a flight in an airplane is probable cause to a government search for explosives or weapons. Let the airline and/or airport staff take over control of the security. I recall that history shows that they are more effective at securing the airport anyway. Might have something to do with the fact that it is their own planes that are being protected, no airline wants to lose an airplane or the passengers within it.

      The second issue with items disappearing in the handling of luggage is that the TSA is allowed to search bags in private where no one can see them steal stuff. There is also the plausible deniability on both the part of the TSA and the airline, both groups can point fingers at the other on who stole what. If it is only the airline that handles the luggage then they are solely responsible for any loss along the way. No luggage should be opened without the owner present, excepting some very rare instances. The policy of routinely cutting locks needs to go.

      I have flown only once since this TSA nonsense began and that is only because I had a deal on some tickets. After the crap I went through to get on a plane I'm not sure I'd fly if the ticket was free.

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    6. Re:Does it matter? by blindseer · · Score: 3, Informative

      These scanners come in two varieties, one uses millimeter waves and the other uses x-rays. X-rays will pass through clothing, and people, but the detectors are placed and tuned in a way that only the X-rays that bounce off skin and solid objects is detected.

      I am guessing the X-ray machines are cheaper which is why they are more popular.

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    7. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've traveled a lot in asia, including Cambodia (one of the poorest countries in the world) and China. Not once they have stolen anything from my backs.

      Did they steal anything from your fronts?

      That would be smart, you know. To do it right under your nose.

    8. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you drive a whole country by means of "think of the children" and puritanism. You know that this will please the masses, as they know your country is still "doing" something, but it's not "abusing" of the images.

    9. Re:Does it matter? by Solandri · · Score: 2

      These x-ray scanners give you a much smaller ionizing radiation dose than you'll get from the flight itself. When you're flying at altitude, there's less air to absorb ionizing cosmic radiation, so you end up encountering and absorbing more of it. Airline crews on certain routes actually get a higher annual dose of radiation than nuclear plant workers.

      While I agree that the scanners are an abomination, the radiation from them is (assuming the machine is working properly) a tiny fraction of the increased radiation exposure you subject yourself to when you fly. If you're that paranoid about radiation, don't fly, drive.

    10. Re:Does it matter? by mspohr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It may be a very small amount of radiation or they may be calculating it wrong or they may be lying.

      In any case, it is radiation and can cause cancer. There is no safe amount of radiation. Any amount of radiation can cause cancer. The more radiation, the greater your chance of cancer. I choose not to expose myself to this extra radiation.

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    11. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should get rid of the TSA, x-ray and millimeter machines, metal detectors and everything else. Period.

      It's beyond theatre. This can be made so simple.
      1. Everything goes in checked luggage.
      2. Instead of this security BS, have everyone required to wear a "airline safe" uniform which is basically just a high-grade(eg not low-thread-count chinese shit, but high enough grade that you can't see through it) skin-tight yoga type clothing with no pockets and no seams. If you can't afford it, you don't fly. They can wear their normal clothes on top, but must take them off at the security checkpoint. Put them back on after the security checkpoint after it goes through an explosives trace test. You can use a thermal camera on it then if it's needed. Even a regular camera with the IR filter modified (look up "sony-see-through-cam") can see through it.

      It's one point less intrusive than the expensive scanner bullshit, and removes the TSA-molestation brigade. All they need is a curtain so people in line and after the security check point can't be voyeurs.

      Anyhow. Take the train, less hassle.

    12. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second issue with items disappearing in the handling of luggage is that the TSA is allowed to search bags in private where no one can see them steal stuff.

      Solved easily enough by travelling with a firearm. Buy whatever cheap pistol you prefer (even a starter pistol) and a metal suitcase. At the ticket counter, declare your pistol to the agent. At this point the TSA agent will come over to inspect your luggage at the counter, in your presence. Once they are done, you will be instructed to lock the case (with whatever lock you choose, even if it's not a "TSA Approved" lock) and take the key with you. If they need to open it for more inspection, they are required to come find you in order to do so, since they do NOT want to risk losing a registered firearm.

      How does this help prevent theft? The requirements for checking in a firearm state it has to be in a lockable metal case. Nothing says it can't also be large enough to hold your clothes, documents, and laptop/tablet at the same time. =)

    13. Re:Does it matter? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      My guess is that in Cambodia, people who work at the airport are effing GLAD they have such a great job and wouldn't dream about doing anything that could even possibly endanger this position.

      In the US, otoh...

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    14. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was more of a compassionate move for the passengers, as it is well known that the TSA employees can print / download the images, and that some of the high resolution models, can give you a hell of a picture.

      I live in a country which doesn't have them yet (Australia), but the government is planning on bringing them in, and I also have friends who work for our version of the TSA. They've seen some demo runs of some models, and these guys are fucking excited. The amount of girls they're going to get to check out, is going to add a significant perk to their job. Even though the figures are coloured in such a way as to not be sexual, when you're looking at the girl, and then looking back, the imagination fills in the blanks. As it is, they already use inocuous codes, which sound like their regular codes, but aren't, to signal when there's some hot girl coming through the checkout, and a code to tell the guy on the monitors to take some good pictures.

      Now, being a guy, and knowing that they wouldn't be checking me out, I don't have a problem with this. However, I'm sure most women, if they knew they were getting this treatment, WOULD have a huge problem with this.

    15. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess would be anecdote doesn't equal fact.

    16. Re:Does it matter? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2

      After being in Nepal, that's what I think:

      • Smaller airports --> bigger accountability. In some cases the bags were always in public sight while they were checked / sent to the plane.
      • Even when the baggage was not in sight, the traffic was so little that I imagine that there could be no more than two - three people looking baggage. It makes workers a lot harder to say "But I did not see nothing" if someone complains.
      • I do not know if it was because we were obviously foreigners, but I did not feel that the checks were very thorough. It looked like they were looking more for smuggled goods than for bombs, which makes it easier to check (you can hide a bomb almost anywhere, if you are smuggling goods probably you'll have to get your luggage full of it in order to make a profit).
      • Also, as Opportunist says, probably having a stable work in an office in an airport is a way better prospect than most of the population there has, while here it is just a minimal wage work.
      • And finally, low traffic allowed for some measures that would not be practical in other airports. When leaving Katmandu airport a security officer checked that the code in our bags matched the label we had in our tickets. Think how much would it cost doing the same in, say, Heathrow or JFK.
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    17. Re:Does it matter? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      These people will react with lethal force using their own fists, feet, and teeth if they must to take that person down.

      I suspect even now, a lot of those people will assume and hope someone else will do the take down.

    18. Re:Does it matter? by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      Only works if you can take the gun with you to where you're going (aka, only US flights)

    19. Re:Does it matter? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      To everyone in this thread, these arent X-ray scanners, theyre millimeter wave scanners, which are fundamentally different than the backscatter scanners in that they DONT INVOLVE XRAYS.

      For the TLDR crowd out there, once again, NO XRAYS ARE INVOLVED HERE.

      Good gracious are people not even reading the summary?

      The Washington Post reports that the TSA will begin installing new software on millimeter wave body scanners at 41 airports that will....

    20. Re:Does it matter? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      These ARENT x-ray scanners, and do not dose you with ionizing radiation. So while most of the stuff in your post is accurate, it is irrelevant because so far as anyone is aware these scanners (Millimeter Wave) do not cause any health effects whatsoever; theyre basically zapping you with microwaves which only have thermal effects so far as anyone has shown.

    21. Re:Does it matter? by swillden · · Score: 1

      One is the unconstitutional search by an agent of the federal government without warrant or probable cause. No one can tell me that attempting to take a flight in an airplane is probable cause to a government search for explosives or weapons.

      Unfortunately, it's not an unconstitutional search. If government agents have your permission to search you and your stuff then they don't need a warrant or probable cause, and the fact is that when you fly you're voluntarily submitting to that search. Of course, if you don't submit you can't fly, but the courts are of the opinion that while you have a right to travel you don't have a right to travel via a particular mode of transportation. Unless we can get the courts to decide that flying is a right which cannot be denied by the government they can continue to consider your decision to fly as voluntary acceptance of the search.

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    22. Re:Does it matter? by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In any case, it is radiation and can cause cancer.

      No, its microwave radiation (not even that!), and noone has ever shown a conclusive or even likely link to show that it causes cancer. From the wiki article on it...

      The terahertz region is between the radio frequency region and the optical region generally associated with lasers....safety limits are based on extrapolation.... It is expected that effects on tissues are thermal in nature and, therefore, predictable by conventional thermal models.

      In otherwords, there really isnt any credible "it causes cancer" hypothesis out there based on where it lies on the electromagnetic spectrum.

      Please stop spouting nonsense, every time one of these TSA Millimeter wave discussions comes up someone inevitably spouts nonsense about cancer.

    23. Re:Does it matter? by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      Just did a trip from Germany to Hawaii (via L.A.). Stuff was stolen from my suitcase. Interesting thing is that it was nothing of (monetary) value, it was a sealed, single-use Embolex injector (to help prevent DVT on the return flight). This was in checked luggage, prescribed by my doctor, no security threat at all. If I had tried to bring it in carry-on, I know they would have hassled me, so I put it in my checked luggage so that wouldn't happen and they took it anyway.

      My business partner was on the same flight, and had all of the chocolate in his suitcase stolen.

      Fucking TSA is a bunch of thieving idiots.

      I have a feeling this is very much under-reported. Anyone else with recent experiences like this?

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    24. Re:Does it matter? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "X-Rays are considered high risk."

      You must be very young. Us old farts got their shoe size checked with x-rays until the 70ies.

      http://www.museumofquackery.com/devices/shoexray.htm

    25. Re:Does it matter? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      These x-ray scanners give you a much smaller ionizing radiation dose than you'll get from the flight itself.

      This is true. However, the harder radiation you get from high-altitude travel is full-body radiation -- it passes through your entire body. The radiation from the TSA scanners are concentrated on the skin. This negates any chance of deep tissue cancers, but raises the chance of skin cancer.

      Personally, I won't get in one of those machines. I like a good pat-down or two on my vacations, anyway.

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    26. Re:Does it matter? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      In Nepal [...] I did not feel that the checks were very thorough

      Well, last time I was there, we had ONE TON of extra luggage. After slipping a couple bills under the counter, we didn't have to pay the outrageous extra fare (thousands of dollars, if not more) as they miraculously all missed the scale. I was actually worried that the airplane might not lift off...

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    27. Re:Does it matter? by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      X-ray backscatter has a better resolution and sensitivity to density differences, but almost no capacity to see past higher-density objects, like millimeter-wave does.

      Incidentally, "tuned" in this case is probably that X-ray backscatter uses lower-energy (higher-wavelength) X-rays than typical transmission X-ray applications.

    28. Re:Does it matter? by alexo · · Score: 1

      The backscatter machines emit X-rays, not microwave.

    29. Re:Does it matter? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it's not an unconstitutional search. If government agents have your permission to search you and your stuff then they don't need a warrant or probable cause, and the fact is that when you fly you're voluntarily submitting to that search. Of course, if you don't submit you can't fly, but the courts are of the opinion that while you have a right to travel you don't have a right to travel via a particular mode of transportation. Unless we can get the courts to decide that flying is a right which cannot be denied by the government they can continue to consider your decision to fly as voluntary acceptance of the search.

      You are correct, but I just wanted to register that that is complete bullshit. We are coerced into submitting in order to use modern transportation. Despite what the Supreme Court says, I do not have a choice but to fly in many instances.

      I recently had to travel across the country on business on a tight schedule (New York to LA and back again, spending 12 hours in LA). Driving or rail was not an option; they are not fast enough. What was I supposed to do, tell my boss I wouldn't fly because I didn't want to submit to a search? Quit my job? Those just aren't realistic options for your average wage slave. So the ruling that flying is a choice and if I don't like it I can just travel another way is not realistic and is therefore bullshit.

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    30. Re:Does it matter? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      As discussed extensively in the thread, there are two types of machines. One type emits X-rays which are ionizing radiation and which can cause cancer. The other type uses microwave radiation. The evidence for microwave radiation and cancer is not clear. There have been many studies of cell phone microwave radiation and microwave oven leakage which have been inconclusive. Some studies seem to show a link while others do not. It's still best to be safe rather than sorry.

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    31. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Before you responded the conversation had been about X-Ray backscatter scanners not millimeter wave scanners. I believe it is correct to say that X-Ray is ionizing radiation and that thus far millimeter wave scanners haven't been shown to be an issue. Since the TSA doesn't really talk too much about the difference and it may not be obvious from the machine itself as to which type of emission it generates the perceived threat is still there. Link. Please don't detract from the fact that if this backscatter technology was so safe their own employees would be wearing dosimeters. It also doesn't change the fact that while the amount of radiation is small the concentration in the skin is still a factor. Contrived Example: You are willing to stand in the sun for 5 min unless I place a large lens between you and the sun to concentrate the radiation you may have more a problem with it.

    32. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The policy of routinely cutting locks needs to go.

      This. I used to lock my checked baggage with one of those small TSA certified locks so the TSA could check and OK my bag, but then the airlines wouldn't be able to get into my stuff. You know the kind I'm talking about, the ones with the TSA logo stamped on both sides and a code on the bottom telling them which tool to use to open it without damaging it. Then on one flight the pricks decided to cut the lock off my bag. The one clearly branded as TSA certified. The one they didn't need to cut at all. They were nice enough to stick a pamphlet into my bag though letting me know it was necessary to destroy my lock in the interest of safety. Gee, or you could have just not been a lazy fuck and opened the damn thing before resorting to a pair of bolt cutters... The least they could have done was return the lock to me as proof they had to cut it, or tossed in a dollar or two to cover the cost (it was approved for use with the TSA after all.) But they didn't even do that. If they had I could have concluded that maybe they just didn't have the tools available at the time and getting them would have excessively delayed my bag from getting on the plane. But they didn't, so I would rather assume that the pricks opened it without damaging it and simply stole the fucking thing.

      Now I try my best to not even check a bag at all. You can't destroy my property if it's in my possession.

    33. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the FDA once said that Factor (a drug for hemophiliacs) was safe and, once they found out that you could get HIV from it, sided with the companies when they said that heat-treating the plasma that Factor was made from would render it useless. They were wrong on both counts.

      Just because the government tells you something is safe, doesn't mean that it is.

      On a side note, the CDC actually *did* try to do something about factor but were largely ignored by everyone.

    34. Re:Does it matter? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      You do have a right to travel by air, 49 USC 40103:

      (a) Sovereignty and Public Right of Transit.—

      (1) The United States Government has exclusive sovereignty of airspace of the United States.

      (2) A citizen of the United States has a public right of transit through the navigable airspace. ...

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    35. Re:Does it matter? by SkimTony · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing some stories about the unfortunate experiences of shoe salesmen from that era.

    36. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fill your suitcase with spring-loaded snakes-in-a-can. If they go missing, you can at least have the comfort of knowing you pissed off whoever was doing it.

    37. Re:Does it matter? by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Then don't fly.

      Also bear in mind you are exposed to radiation all the time and your cells are usually quite competent about repairing it.

      It's only once the level of DNA damage exceeds that which can be repaired that you start worrying about radiation-induced cancer.

      Note that plenty of things besides radiation can also cause cancer. Your disproportionate fear of radiation is less than rational.

    38. Re:Does it matter? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Happens all the time. If they don't know what something is, they just take it. I think they must have a quota or something.

    39. Re:Does it matter? by swillden · · Score: 1

      The courts disagree that the one implies the other.

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    40. Re:Does it matter? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you read TFS, the summary makes it explicitly clear in its first sentence that the devices discussed in the article are millimeter wave.

      You can bring up backscatter and its safety all day long, but the article isnt about that and neither was my comment.

    41. Re:Does it matter? by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Does it matter if it's less revealing if the radiation is just as dangerous?
      Does it matter if it's ineffective now and continues to be ineffective?

      I think we could better spend the money on monitoring the TSA screeners who keep stealing our stuff.

      Is the radiation really that dangerous? My understanding was that it was radio waves which should be safe, especially in the relatively brief time they need.

    42. Re:Does it matter? by blindseer · · Score: 1

      There is a very serious flaw in this plan. The TSA has been known to violate this policy. Even though they are required to open luggage containing a firearm only in the presence of the owner they have routinely violated this law. The reason is simple, the law is broken.

      The TSA routinely cuts the locks off of luggage they wish to inspect. The law requires that there be no markings on luggage to indicate that they contain a firearm. Since the law does not allow the TSA to mark luggage that contains a firearm, and the TSA routinely cuts the locks off of luggage they wish to inspect, it is inevitable that some TSA agent, ignorant of the contents of the luggage, will cut the lock off a bag containing a firearm. That is precisely what has happened many times now.

      The only way to fix this is to treat every bag as if it contains a firearm and not open them unless the owner is present. Another solution, marking the bags that contain firearms, is just asking for unscrupulous baggage handlers to steal them or cut them open. The current requirement that luggage containing firearms to not be marked exists precisely to deter potential theft. To better prevent theft of firearms, or any other property, all luggage should not be using TSA approved locks. No locks shall be cut. All luggage inspections need to be performed in the presence of the owner or his/her advocate.

      (with whatever lock you choose, even if it's not a "TSA Approved" lock)

      The law REQUIRES that one not use a "TSA approved" lock to secure luggage containing a firearm. Using a TSA approved lock would be, IIRC, a federal felony.

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  4. Doesn't address the issues. by gstrickler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While it's slightly less of an invasion, it doesn't change the invasive nature of these scans, nor does it address the possible health concerns. It's still an invasive search of your person without probable cause, and they're still ineffective at detecting even known types of dangerous items. Ineffective, invasive, (violating the conditions for a legal administrative airport security search) and without probable cause, that means they're still prohibited by the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution.

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    1. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      For those who want to see the criteria for an administrative search to be legal, see my blog

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    2. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if you want the information without padding his blog's ad revenue, just go to his source: http://llr.lls.edu/docs/41-1kornblatt.pdf

    3. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      There ARE no health concerns with Millimeter Wave scanners, as they do not use ionizing radiation.

      For your education:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terahertz_radiation

    4. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Where you can read 20x as much to get the relevant info, and deprive me of the $0.01 ad revenue the above has earned.

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    5. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of MMW/THz radiation. However, your statement is not accurate for the following reasons:

      • The TSA is using both MMW and x-ray scanners. While this article is about software for the MMW scanners, it also mentions they're developing similar software for the x-ray scanners
      • There are no KNOWN health issues from THz radiation, however, no one has been exposed to it for any significant duration because it doesn't occur naturally on earth and we've only been able to generate it in quantity in the last 20 years. While it's probably safe, "probably" still leaves room for plenty of minor health concerns.
      • Fliers don't get to choose between MMW or x-ray scanners, you either go through the scanner at your airport, whichever type they're using, or you opt out and get groped, which has it's own health concerns.
      • Most fliers don't know the difference between MMW or x-ray scanners

      Any way you look at it, there are still health concerns

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    6. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you're the Readers Digest of bloggers now? Forget you and your "earned" penny.

    7. Re:Doesn't address the issues. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      And you're apparently the idiot who's to cowardly to post using a real account, and too idiotic to understand that I don't care about the stupid penny. As it would take around 10,000 views for me to earn a dollar, clearly I didn't post my blog to make money, I posted it to save people time. And my blog clearly links to the original source for anyone who wants the full version with all the detail, so clearly I wasn't trying to take credit for anyone's work or mislead anyone.

      Forget you and your misguided attempts to prevent me from saving people time, because I might make $0.0001 per person who reads it.

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  5. USA USA USA by cosm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get fucking rid of them. And the TSA. But now that those assholes unionized, they'll never go away I'm sure. Land of the slave, home of the serf.

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  6. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What does radiation have to do with the gross adjustment of your bones?

    If I have high exposure to radiation, why on Earth should I see a chiropractor and not an actual doctor?

  7. Wait, what? by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If it was possible to do this in software to begin with, and they knew the images were "controversial" to begin with, why the hell didn't they just do this from the very beginning? My understanding of the system was that it was the fact that the images revealed everything, so to speak, that they were effective. So either they need to be revealing (which they clearly don't), or they've just been lying the whole time.

    Which brings me to my second question. Who is being paid to develop this software? Is this literally a case where they could have done something in the beginning, but didn't so that they could charge extra later, and then look like good guys because they are "protecting our rights"? Or am I missing something here? Because it looks very much to me like this move shows that they were pressing as hard as they could to see how far they could go "to stop terrorists", then, when people object, stepping back the tiniest inch (and BTW, anyone who doesn't go through these still has to be frisked) and trying to look like good guys.

    Seriously, this absolutely reeks of deception and probably downright lying. Of course, now people will back off and the TSA can continue with their security theater. The ACLU doesn't need to applaud this decision: they need to launch a class action lawsuit and corruption investigation to shut down the TSA.

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    1. Re:Wait, what? by evil_aaronm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I forget the term for this, but I think it's along the lines of, "They set the bar at this height, we resist a bit, and they lower the bar a little, and we relent, now that the bar is lower, but we've still lost because the bar exists in the first place."

    2. Re:Wait, what? by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I won't go so far as to say that this was intended all along--there has been too many blunders for such to be the case--but I will say they are now in the position to offer a compromise that any reasonable person should accept. Just like a swindler trying to sell a car or a politician trying to get more advantage from a bill, these guys, having bid high to begin with, can place the burden of compromise on their opposition. Now, those of us who have said all along, "but, I'm a little concerned due process is dying a x-ray induced, cancerous death here", are going to be treated as doctrinaire fanatics who are unwilling to give a little for the common good.

    3. Re:Wait, what? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      If it was possible to do this in software to begin with, and they knew the images were "controversial" to begin with, why the hell didn't they just do this from the very beginning?

      Because it's all about behavioral conditioning, not safety.

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    4. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what you're referring to is called an Overton Window

    5. Re:Wait, what? by Builder · · Score: 1

      Stalking Horse

  8. Meh. by Xacid · · Score: 2

    It's still the SAME thing. They're still regularly blasting folks with unnecessary radiation. Still misappropriating priorities and funds.

    Let's be real - how many planes are going to be coming down with knives and similar now that The Door (tm) is in place? Perhaps I'm grossly misinformed - if so, by all means educate me. But I'd rather see more investments being made in explosive detection.

    Heck, there was a story recently about the TSA busting a guy with C4 by using an explosive detection device.

    1. Re:Meh. by pipedwho · · Score: 2

      Heck, there was a story recently about the TSA busting a guy with C4 by using an explosive detection device.

      Funnily enough, that story is about the TSA congratulating itself for detecting a small amount of detonatorless explosive (1/2 ounce of C4 in a tobacco tin), in checked luggage. - ie. a non-threat to anyone on the plane.

      The really sad thing is that the luggage would have been searched (and the C4 found) not because the explosive itself was detected, but because trace amounts of probably unrelated residue on the outside of the bag were detected. I suspect that 99% of 'trace' detections lead to searches that don't end up finding anything; mainly because there are too many legitimate ways that 'explosive' residue can find its way onto a bag.

    2. Re:Meh. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No, it's worse. Because they are still misappropriating funds and blasting radiation, and in addition they are wasting funds to build these computer recognition algorithms. More wasted money.

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    3. Re:Meh. by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Yeah - one of the commentors on the blog figured it was just some guy who snagged some and wanted to blow up a piece of his own backyard or something. Hey, it's plausible; however, that certainly falls in the category of "shit-that-you-just-don't-bring-on-a-fucking-plane". Alternatively it could have been a test run from a hostile group. There are quite a few possibilities of what the intent could have been but regardless I'm glad they actually caught it. Why? Because maybe they'll see more usefulness to that approach (wishful thinking, I know). In regards to "'trace' detections" coming up with false positives - I'm relatively ok with that. IMHO, having trace residue of explosives is a reasonable probable cause scenario for further search at that time to that individual.

  9. So what, they're still looking at you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People still look a the naked body scans, they're just not doing it there in front of you any more. Scans are sent somewhere else to be examined. This is a total scam to appease the masses while still doing business as usual.

    Then of course you still have all the other issues mentioned in this thread.

    1. Re:So what, they're still looking at you by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      People still look a the naked body scans, they're just not doing it there in front of you any more. Scans are sent somewhere else to be examined. This is a total scam to appease the masses while still doing business as usual.

      Then of course you still have all the other issues mentioned in this thread.

      The best hope is for the scans to be published on the web.

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  10. Less Resolution isn't going to help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scanners already don't work, making them work less well isn't going to help anything. From the day they rolled out they couldn't detect the one thing they were meant to, (the explosives used by the underpants bomber weren't dense enough to show up in the scans).

    It was possible that the scanners could catch something, though, which won't be the case if they lower the resolution. This is taking security theatre and turning it into a Michael Bay action movie, without any pretense of the original premise, (i.e. security).

  11. Its the money really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be interesting to know who gets the contracts to make these scanners and a huge revenue every time they release a new version. It will be surprising to know
    1- How much it makes to build these scanners
    2-How much government pays for those
    3-And how often TSA makes such changes to put new versions into production and use tax payer money
    4- Which companies make these scanners and whether they have any known subsidiaries or parent group of companies.

  12. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by OttoErotic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't try to fool me. Everybody knows that chiropractic medicine is quack science, just like global warming or vaccinations for children. The truth is that subluxations are easily cured with a homeopathic bleach solution. And don't get me started on radiation. Just sleep under a crystal pyramid each night like a normal person and you don't have to worry about radiation. Or Thetans.

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  13. As long as Chertoff is still getting his kickbacks by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Let's be perfectly clear on this, the purpose of these body scanners was NEVER to increase security, it was a gigantic kickback to former homeland security chief Michael Chertoff who received very well documented "consulting" positions with the company that makes those scanners. They are no more secure than competing, less invasive scanners, but the manufacturers of those scanners obviously didn't bribe the right officials.

  14. The Solution by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    Instead of removing the problem, lets spend time (and money?) to add a 'feature' to lessen the problem instead of just shoving those stupid devices off a cliff.

    1. Re:The Solution by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It did not even lessen the problem. The scanners still take the same image as before, it just gets processed and "masked" before being displayed to the operator. It's the usual "I can't see it so it ain't there" fix.

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  15. Should let me run it by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    They should let me run airport security, well have x-rays and bomb sniffing for bags, metal detectors, and bomb sniffing dogs for people. If you're allergic to dogs then, you can go through a bomb sniffing machine. ta da airport secure! No I won't search your laptop/iphone for porn, no I won't cavity search you for drugs. I'm not worried about you breaking the law I'm worried about keeping people safe. So long as you're not carrying any weapons you're fine.

    1. Re:Should let me run it by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Allergies shouldn't really come into play. Most people aren't deathly allergic to dogs such that a quick dog-sniff would cause them life threatening illness. My wife gets some bad reactions to dogs and cats. She would have trouble breathing at my parents' house thanks to their dog. However, a casual "meet a dog on the street corner" (equivalent to "dog sniffs you at TSA checkpoint then you go on your way") doesn't cause any trouble. Even if it did, she can prepare by taking allergy meds ahead of time to prep her body.

      Still, I would agree with your assessment. Note the Mythbusters episode where they tried to hide the explosives from the bomb sniffing dog. Even in a jar of peanut butter in a filing cabinet hidden away in a room filled with distracting items the dog still found the goods. I have no doubt that we could have bomb sniffing dogs roaming our airports (and situated at a checkpoint area) and it'd be more secure than our current setup. Of course, that would mean money for training the dogs and hiring talented handlers. You couldn't just toss a radiation emitting machine in, give some minimum wage employees a quick run-down and then proclaim "Everything's Secure Now!!!"

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  16. Only in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only in the USA could "someone seeing an x-ray of my dick" be considered more serious than having all your communications monitored by the government.

    1. Re:Only in the USA by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Only in the USA could "someone seeing an x-ray of my dick" be considered more serious than having all your communications monitored by the government.

      No one is really worried about pictures. They're worried about testicular cancer. Every dose of radiation is a physically damaging assault on the body. Of course, the TSA wants to frame the debate around "nudies".

    2. Re:Only in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get more radiation from eating a banana, and a lot more from the flight itself. It is about nudies. The "radiation" only became an issue in the last couple of months; every article you find on the internet talks about "privacy".

      Of course, plastic explosives are ridiculously easy to hide (from both the scanners and pat-downs), and metal detectors are the only ones with a chance of spotting the detonators. So the real point of these scanners is to make a couple of companies a shitload of money. But that doesn't change the fact that most Americans are fine with invasion of privacy as long as it doesn't include their crotch.

  17. From a frequent traveller. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am someone who frequently travels. And by that I mean at least two, and up to 5 flights a week. I've yet to see a full body scanner at any Priority Access/I First Class/Business Class/blah blah line that I travel in. To me, I think it's because they know that this just wouldn't stand for the people who really bankroll the airlines.

    To me, even though I benefit from this, this is insane. I should be scanned just like everyone else (albeit in a much shorter line) if it's really about security. But I don't think it's about security. Just like everyone else here, I think it's all about the theater of it all, and they do pretty well at that.

    That being said, I accidentally brought through a bottle of water a few weeks ago, and a corkscrew a few weeks before that. I didn't mean to, and meant to leave them at one of the hotels I normally stay at. No idea they were there. I really question the amount of actual security is being provided, given that I waste hours a week (even in priority lanes) waiting at security.

    1. Re:From a frequent traveller. by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      I hate to admit it, but my brother works for the TSA. He regularly slips "stuff" past the screeners. In fact, that's his job. If he approaches another agent, they know they've already screwed up.

    2. Re:From a frequent traveller. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even need to slip it past the guards - I was in an airport lounge last week and watched one of the staff open a box of chips with a box cutter knife. How hard would it have been for me to swipe it or have someone on the inside to give on to me? Unlike water bottles, box cutters have been used to kill people during a terrorist attack.

    3. Re:From a frequent traveller. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Terrorists come from poor countries and can only afford economy, don't you watch the news? They also have no kids they could stick their bombs to.

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    4. Re:From a frequent traveller. by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      I've flown within Europe in economy class twice this year and I've spent 10 minutes (in total) in the line for security, and another 10 to get trough passport control. Priority lanes should even be faster.

      Also, you only get the body scan when flying to the US (and maybe the UK). However, when I flew from a regional airport back to Europe (transfer in Houston) I just had a metal detector.

  18. Re:Oh Goodie by trytoguess · · Score: 1

    Anon and Lulzsec are about as effective as someone spray painting on some mob boss's house, and Wikileak's does what it does so that the rest of a nation will get off their asses and demand justice/change for the better. In short, we're pretty much on our own when it comes to the TSA. Better start thinking up some plan against them.

  19. Meanwhile... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Meanwhile... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Just wait until some idiot terrorist sticks explosives up his backside to avoid the body scanner - then we'll all be getting free enemas too!

    2. Re:Meanwhile... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And I thought I already get shitty flights now, I don't even want to imagine what it must be like then!

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    3. Re:Meanwhile... by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      They're not pressing felony charges, although they may still charge her with a misdemeanor. Of course, she shouldn't be charged with anything, and if she is, she should demand a jury trial.

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  20. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Nursie · · Score: 1

    Wait, so you're into chiropractics and you think think that these are deadly dangerous...

    Cool, they're probably fine then. I shall no longer worry about it. Not that I really did anyway.

  21. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Chiropractor? The real scam is that loons like you are licensed by anybody to do anything. I believe I heard it best on Penn & Teller's Bullshit - "baby twisting motherfuckers"

  22. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too little too late. I'm not flying until they trash 'em all.

  23. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dr." Bob,

    Don't take this the wrong way, but please fuck off with the whole subluxation thing.

    You have a gift for relating any story to chiropractic issues, but it's starting to wear a bit thin. You need to understand that the kind of folks who frequent this board are the ones that prefer their research to come peer-reviewed, double-blind tested and based on at least a small shred of reality. Otherwise, you'll just end up getting lumped into the same pile as Mormons, Scientologists and Jenny McCarthy. And nobody deserves to get thrown on a pile of Jenn McCarthy.

  24. I'm glad I don't live in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last time I traveled on a plane I didn't even get a metal detector waved over me. I didn't even have to talk to a person, just scan the barcode on my ticket as I walked through the gate

  25. It's a fakeout by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

    It's the same image, they just draw a smiley face on it.

  26. Re:Don't like it? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Want to fly? Then STFU and go through the body scanner. I doubt TSA gets enjoyment out of patting people down or looking at body scan images. It's their job to screen people and keep the flights safe.

    Troll Rating: 3/10.

  27. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Brilliantly done, sir. I wish there was a "+1 Troll" option - you already hooked half a dozen... How long did you have to wait for a body scanner article to post this?

    And for those who thought this was real, here are two other very real, very scary sites:

    The Onion

    Christwire

  28. All this talk about security... by cavePrisoner · · Score: 1

    And all I want to know is will I still get a free groping at the airport? It's FREE people. jeez...

  29. Re:Don't like it? by Roachie · · Score: 2

    Been on a bus lately? Shit, I'll take my chances with the nukeatron and getting felt up at the airport. At least I have some assurance that my blood will stay in my body by the time I reach my destination.

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  30. This isn't going to stop anytime soon by hamburgler007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's sad how far down the shitter we are, namely past the point of no return. If the supreme court ruled against these invasive searches, it would stop, but scotus almost always sides with the federal government. If travelers protested by not travelling by air it would stop, but that certainly isn't going to happen. All the budget problems won't stop it, the government would sooner cut education than "defense." It's not realistic to see a genuine concerted effort by the majority of the public to stop this. Sure there are stories that infuriate the populace from time to time, but generally speaking those stories are quickly forgotten, with the occasional token legislation to treat a symptom of the disease, but not the disease itself. Say what you will about the tea party (I find most of their ideals reprehensible), but they are the only party for a long time who have motivated private citizens to become politically active. While I may not agree with the legislation they try to push through, I have a great deal of respect for them, in that they actively get involved with flaws they perceive in the government rather than grumble about standing in line to get scanned or the latest TSA faux pas.

  31. The ACLU has applauded the changes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing the TSA can ever do to gain my applause is to disband.

    1. Re:The ACLU has applauded the changes... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They could do a lot to get my applause. Most of all, stop the whole security theater and either step down or start doing something that actually has an effect on security.

      What bugs me most is that scanning, patting and anal probing is not universal. Either do it on everyone or forget about it altogether. The whole thing has so many holes that it's simply not funny what hoops I have to jump through to get into airport, let alone on a plane, while knowing exactly that it's all pointless and just a hassle and nuisance without any benefit.

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  32. TSA, a risk factor by Roachie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I heard that Al Qaeda was going to use rogue TSA agents to smuggle explosives into the secure areas of the airports.

    The only way to be sure is to perform a cavity check on each and every TSA agent when they arrive for work, every day they show up.

    Spread the word about this risk.

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    1. Re:TSA, a risk factor by the_raptor · · Score: 2

      This is why the TSA is a joke. The authorities try to paint TSA agents as if they are all highly trained FBI agents or something, but they are low skill rent-a-cops with little educational requirement.

      Drug runners subvert airport personnel and police all the time (and most contraband in prisons is smuggled in by the guards). Are we expected to believe that such a tactic is too dishonourable for terrorists or something? And the best bit is that the terrorists can just pretend to be drug runners and not even have to worry about finding an agent with similar ideology.

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    2. Re:TSA, a risk factor by Roachie · · Score: 1

      True, they could have the weapons and/or explosives tucked up in their rectums, females could have things you know where.

      Just at the beginning of their shift, they submit to an rectal examination, females get the speculum. Then they can clock in.

      It really for all the children, we have to keep our country safe for future generations. I would hate it if the terrorists got one to slip thru because the TSA and FBI were not being thorough enough, heads will roll. It really just a quick, simple check, for everyones safety.

      The check should be done in the presence of several persons, every shift, cant be too safe.

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    3. Re:TSA, a risk factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rogue TSA agents

      That is unpossible! We have BACKGROUND CHECKS! and POLICIES! How dare you impugn the honor of our courageous and selfless patriots in uniform, you TRAITOR!

  33. more like by Weezul · · Score: 2

    http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/

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    1. Re:more like by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, if it wasn't for pat-downs in airports, I wouldn't have a sex life at all. Hell, that's the whole reason I'm flying!

      When I told that to the pat-down guy last time he was really pissed at me for some odd reason. Do I really look that bad?

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    2. Re:more like by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1
  34. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't get it - if the guy's a troll, he's certainly a very odd troll. His posts have been consistently batshit insane. His Facebook page has over 500 friends, but almost all of them appear to be chiropractors. He may have gone out and tried to friend every chiropractor he could find online, and if so that just seems a bit sad. If he's trying to get a rise of tech geeks, spine adjustments is a very obscure attack vector.

    If it's an attempt to discredit chiropractors, it's a pretty brilliant Kaufmanesque move. However, I'm going to apply Occam's Razor and say that the most likely answer is that he's a total nutjob.

  35. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, the reason you keep getting modded as troll isn't because there are still some of us dumb enough to bite, it's because that if you put your mind to it, you can actually be funny, like you were in that cyberwar book review today. Please, try for moar of that and less of this.

  36. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

    The man is a genius. You'll note that only the first sentence and the first few words of the second paragraph actually refer to the TSA scanners, the rest is simply about "radiation" - and a frist psot, at that - pure genius.

  37. This isn't for the X-ray ones by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is for the millimeter wave ones. Those ones are not ionizing radiation (as the wavelength indicates, it is below visible light). Remember there are two different kinds of body scanners out there.

    1. Re:This isn't for the X-ray ones by thegreatemu · · Score: 2

      What no one has ever been able to explain to me is, if there are two models, one that is completely safe and one that _might_ be safe but still uses ionizing radiation, why in the hell are there any of the latter operating???

    2. Re:This isn't for the X-ray ones by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Either unit is equally effective in the Security Kabuki. Safety is not a consideration, because the worst effects will manifest after the responsible politicians are retired to a life of taxpayer and corporate funded luxury.

    3. Re:This isn't for the X-ray ones by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It's not that the X-ray backscatter machines "might" be safe. Unless they're lying about the dosage (which would be stupid), the risk to the traveler from the radiation is trivial. There's as much cancer risk from the formaldehyde in the air from furniture and from countless other sources, all of which are small compared to the radiation received from living near rocks and underneath the sun.

    4. Re:This isn't for the X-ray ones by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      The cynical answer is the company that makes the x-ray backscatter machines has friends in Washington.

      The non-cynical answer is that having just a single supplier for a mandated piece of equipment is both risky and expensive. If the x-ray backscatter machine was banned, the millimeter wave machine's makers could charge whatever they liked.

      The correct answer is probably somewhere in between.

    5. Re:This isn't for the X-ray ones by gorzek · · Score: 1

      X-ray machines are cheaper, bottom line.

  38. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    His posts have been consistently batshit insane.

    If anything, a very clear hallmark of a troll. Normal people usually post sane comments occasionally (unless their mother named them Michael Kristopeit, anyway).

    His Facebook page has over 500 friends, but almost all of them appear to be chiropractors.

    Anyone can create a fake FB account and friend some people. The question is, how many people have friended him?

    And even that wouldn't tell you much. Many people will friend anyone who friends them if there is so much as a distant reason - and for chiropractors, being in the same "business" and spreading the word certainly counts as a valid reason.

    If he's trying to get a rise of tech geeks, spine adjustments is a very obscure attack vector.

    Slashdot is very much negative towards any form of pseudoscience - just read comments in any story on homeopathy. Chiropractics usually get mentioned in such discussions pretty fast, as well. And it doesn't take long reading Slashdot to find that out. So, if anything, this guy is not even particularly creative in his choice of the subject matter.

    Really, though, the only piece of evidence that you need to know to realize that it's a troll is that he consistently posts flamebaits as first posts. His only other comments are occasional replies to anyone who bites the bait, in that same thread.

  39. Not only that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    They were not real useful without the software because the idiots operating them didn't know what to look for. A magnetometer is right on par with what a no-training TSA 'tard can deal with: Greed = good, red = bad. It tells them when there's a problem. The mmW scanners didn't do that. They produced an image you had to analyze, which is something they were bad at. At Denver they were sending people through, but then taking them for a pat down because the moron running the thing kept saying he couldn't figure out what he was seeing. It was actually LESS secure than using a normal metal detector.

    With this software, they might be useful again. The person running them can see if there's a problem. Still a huge waste of money, but at least now they are a step back in security.

    Of course it only works on the mmW ones, not the backscatter X-ray ones.

  40. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Don't get me wrong, someone who would go to this extent and length to satirize chiropractic medicine on site like slashdot almost has to be a bit messed up. But brilliant, nonetheless.

    And I'd argue based on the pure number of "perfect" flags of chiropractic quackery that Occam's Razor argues the opposite. If he's a nutjob he's one in a million... (but one can dream).

  41. We're still raping you ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

    ... but we take care to not go all the way in!

    1. Re:We're still raping you ... by Ghengis+Khak · · Score: 1

      I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization.

      With your taxes you also buy body scanners that irradiate and invade your neighbors. Good work there.

    2. Re:We're still raping you ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      My taxes buy a good deal of things, and most of them are nice to have. If your solution to body scanners is not paying taxes, then may I suggest seeking citizenship of Somalia?

    3. Re:We're still raping you ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Move to Somalia" is the liberal version of "America: Love it or leave it!". They are identical in meaning and in purpose. You are literally a neocon Republican.

    4. Re:We're still raping you ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "Move to Somalia" is different in that it is the suggestion to actually try living in a society that person promotes (even if they don't understand that) - hence why it includes a very specific destination, unlike "love it or leave it". The proper equivalent from neocons to liberals would be "move to Canada", except that somehow doesn't sound all that offensive, eh?

      It's good to know that I'm a neocon Republican. Must be quite tricky for them to sign me up, considering that I'm not an American to begin with. Very cunning guys.

    5. Re:We're still raping you ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Move to Somalia" is different in that it is the suggestion to actually try living in a society that person promotes

      No it isn't, because in exactly ZERO of those cases is the person actually promoting such a society. It's a strawman - a deliberate, intentional distortion of the other person's position into one which is not even remotely suggested by anything they said. Therefore, by using it at all you scream at the top of your lungs an unconditional surrender of the argument, because you're admitting that you are not mentally competent to refute your opponent's actual position.

      It's good to know that I'm a neocon Republican. Must be quite tricky for them to sign me up, considering that I'm not an American to begin with. Very cunning guys

      That doesn't matter in the least. Your attitude, your goals, and your mindset are completely identical to theirs in every possible way. Therefore you are identical to them, and thus you ARE one of them. And you know it.

    6. Re:We're still raping you ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No it isn't, because in exactly ZERO of those cases is the person actually promoting such a society

      I used to think so myself. And then I saw a libertarian on Slashdot giving links in response:

      http://mises.org/daily/5418/Anarchy-in-Somalia#.Tg0iTSER62U.email

      And there are any others like if you care to look, with the gist of the idea being that Somalia is indeed developing quickly to the better thanks to anarchy, and it's not up to Western standards of living yet only because it was that far behind. Some also add a modicum of conspiracy theory - apparently, the only reason why UN supports a central government in that place is to hinder successful development of anarchical society.

  42. Yes, it matters by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    These x-ray scanners give you a much smaller ionizing radiation dose than you'll get from the flight itself

    True but any radiation exposure increases the risk of cancer. The risk is acceptable if there is a corresponding benefit to be gained from taking it. However for security screening X-raying is not needed. Tera-hertz imaging can produce the same quality of images with no known risks. There are some people concerned about it but, if there is a harmful effect, it is so small that it has not yet been detected. This is before you even start asking about effective this type of screening really is at stopping terrorists.

    Although I disagree with it, I can see the argument for security theatre like this but when that theatre increases the risk to my health, even by a tiny "almost negligible" amount, for no reason it has gone too far. Besides, multiply that tiny risk factor by the ~800 million people who fly each year and you'll almost certainly get a number greater than one as the people who will get cancer each year just from airport security scans.

    1. Re:Yes, it matters by Oceanplexian · · Score: 2

      That is not necessarily true, plenty of radiation workers live long healthy lives, and there is a lot of controversy surrounding the linear no-threshold model wherein all radiation exposure is dangerous.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_hormesis

      Back to the point, the real problem with the scanners isn't the pictures or the "radiation", it's the blatent invasion of privacy and expenditure of tax dollars on security theatre.

    2. Re:Yes, it matters by swillden · · Score: 1

      Back to the point, the real problem with the scanners isn't the pictures or the "radiation", it's the blatent invasion of privacy and expenditure of tax dollars on security theatre.

      I think there are multiple problems, and radiation exposure may well be one. While the scanners expose individuals to a relatively low overall radiation dose, the delivery concentrates this dose in the top few millimeters of the skin. We really don't know what effect this may have, because the per-tissue-volume dose is significantly higher than, for example, medical diagnostic x-rays. It's also not clear that the scanners deliver that dose uniformly, there may be even hotter spots. Since the TSA won't allow independent experts to evaluate the machines, we don't know. For that matter, we have only the TSA's word regarding the field intensities, again because they permit no independent researchers to evaluate the machines.

      It is possible that the radiation issue is negligible. It's also possible that it's not.

      Added to that, the machines are unnecessary, ineffective, invasive and expensive. We need to get Congress to step in and simply shut that program down. For that matter, I'd really prefer we eliminated the TSA from airports altogether and returned to the pre-9/11 model, which worked just fine.

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    3. Re:Yes, it matters by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      True but any radiation exposure increases the risk of cancer.

      False. There is no scientist Ive ever heard of who would ever claim that infrared or optical radiation causes cancer, and these particular scanners (which ARENT x-ray scanners) are just outside the infrared spectrum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terahertz_radiation).

  43. Getting cancer from scans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Increased cancer risk is a small price to pay for false security.

  44. Epic fail! by Wildmuffin · · Score: 1

    The first generation of scanners was crap. Even if you came down from your hermit cottage for the first time in years, and watched a scan of a person of the opposite (?) sex, it would definatly NOT give you a boner, therefor NOT making it in any way invasive or controversial. Making the second generation scanners even less revealing is just a slap in the face! Airport staff need some sort of excitement in their daily work..

  45. This time they're telling the truth by Ghengis+Khak · · Score: 1

    The TSA has repeatedly lied about these scanners in the past, why should they be believed now?

    1. Re:This time they're telling the truth by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      lol. The Health Rebel? Prison Planet?

      Good troll, sir, good troll.

    2. Re:This time they're telling the truth by Ghengis+Khak · · Score: 1

      Alright. If ad hominem attacks are your thing, use this instead: http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=TSA+lies&btnG=Google+Search

    3. Re:This time they're telling the truth by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      prisonplanet ... prisonplanet ... infowars ... papersplease ....

      lol. best ... google search ... EVER!

      you're awesome :)

      and yes, while it may be an ad-hominem to point out that your sources are all lunatics, I'm not going to waste time refuting people who have been shown to be liars, lunatics, and fanatics. You don't debate crazy people - you laugh at them, or you get them help.

      If you actually manage to find a serious article from a credible news source which actually supports the original claim as it was first stated, let me know. I'd love to see it. Otherwise, thanks for the lulz :)

  46. Yeah, great, great... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    But are we still at security theater or are we now patting and scanning everyone? Last I heard is that kids don't get scanned (ok, I can see why they shouldn't be patted...). And while I understand the argument, the whole thing is rendered pointless if that's the practice: If you don't test everyone, you can just as well not test anyone. Security is the security of the weakest link, and if I can stick my bomb to little Ali to get it on board, I'll do just that if I'm enough of a lunatic to accept blowing myself up as a really good idea. Ali's gonna be a hero and beloved of whatever deity I abuse for the whole shit.

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    1. Re:Yeah, great, great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the TSA does hold kids down and abuse them. There are videos of 3-year-olds screaming "NO!" as the TSA thug molests them.

      http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-11-17/entertainment/27081483_1_tsa-security-pat-down-full-body-scanner

    2. Re:Yeah, great, great... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That could be resolved by setting the scanner to a sensitivity that doesn't get triggered by the iron in our blood cells.

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  47. Re:Don't like it? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    If it actually brought on any security, I'd maybe even consider accepting it.

    I dunno if I'm already a terrorist if I just list the ways you could avoid and evade the whole security theater and get pretty much anything but a megaton nuke on board of a plane, so I'll refrain. But if you know at least a hint of airport dealings and how things run at most airports, the whole thing simply disgusts you.

    You might FEEL safer. But only if you never worked at an airport and never had to audit airport security (that's where I lost every semblance of a feeling of security). Hell, most of the things are even blatantly obvious to people who fly frequently.

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  48. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    You are a loony. People will dismiss what you say as lonny babble and may associate your nonsense with the real reasons to avoid the TSAs lightly tested radiation machines.

    You do the world a great disservice with your crazy talk.

  49. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by 1s44c · · Score: 2

    Don't try to fool me. Everybody knows that chiropractic medicine is quack science, just like global warming or vaccinations for children. The truth is that subluxations are easily cured with a homeopathic bleach solution. And don't get me started on radiation. Just sleep under a crystal pyramid each night like a normal person and you don't have to worry about radiation. Or Thetans.

    Don't try to out-looney the resident looney. It won't work.

  50. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    Wait, so you're into chiropractics and you think think that these are deadly dangerous...

    Cool, they're probably fine then. I shall no longer worry about it. Not that I really did anyway.

    He is really from the TSAs marketing department trying to make you believe these machines are harmless.

    Most likely they are harmless but we can't be totally sure for another 10 years at least.

  51. Here is how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why the hell didn't they just do this from the very beginning?
    For the public
    i) gov/corps set very low standards for new system or update
    ii) gov/corps raise standard ever so slightly when people complain, but principle of the search is accepted.
    iii) wait a while
    iv) goto i)

    For corporations it is
    i) profit from sales
    ii) profit from changes
    iii) count profits, buy yacht and say 'buahahaahaaahaaaa' very quietly out of public view
    iv) goto i)

  52. Total Recall imaging would have been better by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    The scenes where he walks through the public security and it shows only a green skeletal outline and highlighted anything "not human" would have been a great solution. Probably outside the their ability at this time but the whole process has to be as natural as walking past a window.

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  53. TSA porno Scanners To Show soft porn only by surveyork · · Score: 2

    Pedobear and other lecherous friends are sad. No more HD porn, only low-res soft porn now. Damn rights activists!

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  54. Re:As long as Chertoff is still getting his kickba by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    For shame, slashdot. When did we get to the point that conspiracy-theory garbage automatically gets modded +5 without even a cursory citation?

    This place has really degenerated.

  55. Just stop wasting money, and get rid of that shit. by trum4n · · Score: 1

    Adam Savage, of Mythbusters fame, walked through a full body scanner with 2, 12 inch foam cutter blades in his coat pocket, by accident, undetected. WAY TO GO TSA, THESE THINGS SURE DO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You have a gift for relating any story to chiropractic issues, but it's starting to wear a bit thin."

    Really? I consider it a running gag and I'm always a little bit disappointed if Doctor Bob doesn't have the first subluxation reply.

  57. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "Anyone can create a fake FB account and friend some people. The question is, how many people have friended him?"

    Anyone can create 500 fake FB accounts and friend themselves.

  58. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    The truth is that subluxations are easily cured with a homeopathic bleach solution.

    A very weak one with minimal water.

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  59. Still the problem of Radiation by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1
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  60. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    I have to say, though, that I rather appreciate a bit of creativity in his trolling. Trolling is a art, and things nowadays are usually just goatse and/or spewing racial epithets.

  61. Suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Land of the free home of the brave HA HA

  62. Same Radiation by koan · · Score: 1

    Less Information

    TSA "Screwing the American public since 2001"

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  63. Re:Don't like it? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    As a regular flyer I can attest to this. I came up with about 5 different ways to get anything I want on an airplane one afternoon while sitting bored in an airport pub waiting for my flight to board.

    Here's just a simple example. On international flights, you get to go shopping in the no-tax zone. The security is before you enter the zone. There is absolutely nothing that checks the safety of anything you bought while there (and by definition whatever you buy is now hand-luggage).
    Most of those zones include shopping for all sorts of things - not least I've never seen one without a pharmacy (meaning you can buy quite a lot of chemicals there ) and liquor stores (so much for no glassware on a plane when I can carry all the whiskey bottles I want, as every barfighter knows a pretty dangerous weaon - and filled with a flammable contents).

    See, unlike you, I'm not subject to US jurisdiction and the TSA can suck me if they think I'll be afraid to point out how useless they are. If I wanted to get weapons on a plane nothing they are doing would stop me in the slightest. This is just one example - buy the weapons at the airport on the other side of the security gate.
    So you need to be a bit inventive (I've yet to see a gunstore in a no-tax zone) but it hardly takes McGuyver genius to turn a whiskey bottle into a weapon or make a smoke-bomb out of pharmacy-grade over-the-counter saltpeter.

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  64. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But can he spell potatoes? That is the question.
     
    Still tooting your own horn, eh? What a joke. Always pointing the finger but never contributing anything worthwhile. I've seen a lot of your kind in my day.

  65. image recognition and auto-replace by bobbagum · · Score: 1

    So, if I have a contraband that I wanted to smuggle onboard, I'd only have to make it appear to be naughty bits of the human anatomy and the machine will auto-replace it with generic crotch images? hooray to gun-shaped penis, or is it penis-shaped gun?

  66. Cursory google search by p4nther2004 · · Score: 1

    with Michael Chertoff scanners.

    4th item:

    A few days later the Washington Post revealed that Chertoff represents Rapiscan - a maker of full body scanners drawing criticism of groups who oppose full body scanners "Mr. Chertoff should not be allowed to abuse the trust the public has placed in him as a former public servant to privately gain from the sale of full-body scanners under the pretense that the scanners would have detected this particular type of explosive," said Kate Hanni, founder of FlyersRights.org, which opposes the use of the scanners.

    Continue reading at NowPublic.com: Full Body Scanner Lobby: Michael Chertoff & Rapiscan | NowPublic News Coverage http://www.nowpublic.com/world/full-body-scanner-lobby-michael-chertoff-rapiscan-2552674.html#ixzz1SkZjxX2P

    http://www.nowpublic.com/world/full-body-scanner-lobby-michael-chertoff-rapiscan-2552674.html

    Frankly, it's common knowledge.

    1. Re:Cursory google search by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Frankly, it's common knowledge.

      Yeah, that's great, except for the fact that it's a complete lie. Try checking their source article. It makes no mention of Chertoff representing anyone - it merely states that Rapiscan was a client of his security consulting business. Moreover, nowhere is it stated that Chertoff lobbied for that company, or for a technology that's unique to them.

      To draw an analogy, this would be as if Microsoft hired me to do penetration testing for them, I lobbied a local politician to buy more computers for the local school, and then you came along and started whining that the reason the school board didn't buy Macs is because I was shilling for Microsoft. It's retarded.

      Moreover, even if what's claimed in that article were 100% true, it wouldn't support the original statement, which was:

      "the purpose of these body scanners was NEVER to increase security, it was a gigantic kickback to former homeland security chief Michael Chertoff who received very well documented "consulting" positions with the company that makes those scanners"

      You'd have to show that their purpose wasn't to increase security, AND that Chertoff got kickbacks based on actual sales, AND you'd have to justify the quotation marks around the word "consulting". Failing that, the statement remains an idiotic conspiracy theory, based on the delusional interpretations of a paranoid mind.

  67. Re:TSA "Cancer Coffins" by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    You do realize you're being trolled, right? And for what it's worth, it's some of the best trolling I've ever seen. It's tangentially on-topic but beyond rational discussion, the ratio of people amused by it to people pissed off by seems to be pretty even and he's not taking the easy way out by linking goatse or pasting some kind of racial slur. You should be happy to be trolled by someone who puts so much effort into it. If you're not, at least the rest of us are amused by your walking right into it.

    --
    They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
  68. More kickbacks? by alexo · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me that they found a way to "upgrade" the useless systems at the public's expense.

  69. Use the source Luke by p4nther2004 · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know about YOUR definition of "representing", but when someone hires my company (me), I am most certainly "representing" them.

    LOL, as for his "lobbying", go do some research - Chertoff advocated heavily and repeated for the full body scanners (such as those made by Rapidscan) after the underwear bombing claiming they would have detected the explosives.

    He made no mention that this was an international flight and that the explosive would NOT have been detected - the full body scanners are deployed to the US, not internationally.

    To draw an analogy, this would be as if Microsoft hired me to do penetration testing for them, I lobbied a local politician to buy more computers for the local school, and then you came along and started whining that the reason the school board didn't buy Macs is because I was shilling for Microsoft. It's retarded.

    If you were a penetration testing expert and you claimed schools should buy them because they can't be hacked into...then yes I could claim you were shilling.

    In fact, I have claimed that multiple testing organizations have shilled for Microsoft both now and in the past because they received cash and then "claimed" that Microsoft systems provided a clear advantage over their competitors. Where do you think FUD comes from? (Or do you think FUD is purely fiction?)

    Moreover, even if what's claimed in that article were 100% true, it wouldn't support the original statement, which was:

    "the purpose of these body scanners was NEVER to increase security, it was a gigantic kickback to former homeland security chief Michael Chertoff who received very well documented "consulting" positions with the company that makes those scanners"

    You'd have to show that their purpose wasn't to increase security, AND that Chertoff got kickbacks based on actual sales, AND you'd have to justify the quotation marks around the word "consulting". Failing that, the statement remains an idiotic conspiracy theory, based on the delusional interpretations of a paranoid mind.

    1. I claim their purpose was to enrich the pockets of company that make the scanners (what, you think they're giving them away?)
    2. I claim Chertoff got kickbacks (no, the kickback do NOT have to relate to actual sales) - and he did, his firm was "hired", meaning money exchanged hands
    3. And finally I don't have to justify the word "consulting". At this point, I have enough of a case to question his judgement, or the judgement of any politician, by showing that money has exchanged hands -- if Chertoff wants to clear his name, he can explain in detail what consulting he provided and what cash he received.

    If you don't want to connect the dots - that's your business, but Chertoff was hired by Rapidscan and Rapidscan is doing business with the Government.

    1. Re:Use the source Luke by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      *facepalm*

      I'm sorry, but you've either misunderstood everything I've said, or you're being intentionally obtuse, as your response seems to have only a tangential connection to my comment. I don't have the energy to try and explain everything again. You can claim victory, now, if you like.

  70. BTW: in his own words by p4nther2004 · · Score: 1

    During my time as secretary of homeland security, the Transportation Security Administration began working to replace the 1970s-era metal detectors used at airports across America with modern technology able to detect non-metal weapons concealed by terrorists on their bodies -- even in their underwear, where Abdulmutallab allegedly hid his bomb. The latest versions of these machines -- sometimes called whole-body imagers -- are deployed at 19 airports, and the TSA is attempting to place them throughout the nation.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/31/AR2009123101746.html

    What's curious about this: at the time - there was only one company that made full body scanners - Rapiscan.

  71. Re:Don't like it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A stupid non-issue to an AC with the mental capacity of a retarded fetus maybe.

  72. Waistline by pokyo · · Score: 1

    There goes my incentive for working out