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Google Patents Telling Time

theodp writes "Will Google's battle against Microsoft and Apple over their use of 'bogus' patents result in greater scrutiny of its own IP holdings? Take Google's new patent on 'Electronic Shipping Notifications' (please!), which might pique the interest of Amazon.com, UPS, the USPS and others in the shipping business, since providing customers with guesstimates of what time The King of Queens will show up at their door with Christmas presents could now constitute patent infringement. From the patent: 'The broker sends an electronic message, such as an email or text message, to the customer prior to the estimated shipment arrival time to inform the customer of the impending arrival. The customer can thus arrange for someone to be at the shipping address to receive the shipment at the estimated arrival time.' To help the USPTO understand its invention, Google supplied this diagram."

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  1. Nothing to see here by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chill. It's Google doing this, so it must be okay.

    These are not the absurdly obvious patents you are looking for.

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here by AJH16 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally I wonder if they are intentionally patenting the absurd simply to point out how broken the system is. I know some people don't like ads, but at the end of the day, ads displayed on websites by the choice of those websites as a means of generating revenue is not evil. Trying to make the ads more targeted so as to be meaningful to the user is not evil. It is actually really kind of good. The deal is they take what I want to do anyway and use it to be able to get marketers that I might want to actually hear from to pay for what I want to use and show me other things I may want to use. That is not a bad deal for me, it is in fact far better than the classical model of throwing any old thing in front of me regardless of whether it could have anything to do with my interests and wasting my time while giving me almost nothing for it.

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here by bonch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I see, so when Google patents absurd things, it's a protest against the patent system. Like when they patented changing their logo for special events and holidays back in 2001. Thank goodness Google is rebelling against the patent system by patenting the invention of "periodically changing story line and/or special event company logo to entice users to access a web page."

    3. Re:Nothing to see here by s73v3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean at the top of the fucking page? Where the toolbar would be?

    4. Re:Nothing to see here by NotBorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, we could switch to Microsoft's Bing but Google has corrupted those results too. It's too bad because Microsoft is such a big player in the open source world.

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    5. Re:Nothing to see here by pdabbadabba · · Score: 3, Informative

      As usual, actually reading the patent helps. The patent is not on "shipping" or on "shipment notifications" and is obviously not on "telling time." It is on a process whereby a third party can analyze status information provided by the shipper, possibly in light of historical data, to predict an arrival time (not just date). This sounds like a new and useful service to me.

      As usual, I'm open to the suggestion that this is obvious, but could we at least begin our discussion with a remotely accurate description of what is claimed in the patent? Here's a tip for reading patents: glance at the abstract for context but know that it doesn't mean much; the meat of a patent is in its "Claims" section.

      I agree that there are problems with the patent system, but posts like these get in the way of having real discussions about them. This is totally unserious journalism from a site that will use any excuse to mock the US patent system, actual merits of the patent be damned.

    6. Re:Nothing to see here by dave87656 · · Score: 2

      It's the closed-source gatekeeper of the internet, and Google places its services above others on the search results page regardless of their actual algorithmic placement.

      Okay, I'll bite...
      Google (as in the search engine) doesn't do anything that prevents someone else from doing it better. I could switch to another search engine today if there were a better one. I've tried Bing and it just doesn't get the results that google does. Google has been successful by having better products. It's what this country was built on.

  2. Pizza Tracking by aardwolf64 · · Score: 2

    No! That means no more pizza tracking from Dominoes!!! :-(

  3. cookie-happy site (here's the text, fuck the link) by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

    too many cookie requests! so to screw them back, here's the article for all that its worth:


    Google’s battle against Microsoft and Apple over their use of “bogus” patents promises to result in greater scrutiny of its own intellectual property holdings. And we have a hunch that Amazon.com, UPS, the U.S. Postal Service and pretty much everyone else in the shipping business will be highly interested in this new addition to Google’s portfolio.

    The search giant this week was awarded a patent on electronic shipping notifications, of all things. Here’s the abstract, explaining the approach.

    A broker facilitates customer purchases from merchants. Shippers ship shipments containing the purchases from merchants to the customers. A shipper identifies a shipment using a shipment identifier. The broker uses the shipment identifier to obtain the status information for the shipment from the shipper. The broker analyzes the status information in combination with other information to calculate an estimate of the time that the shipment will arrive at the customer’s address. The broker sends an electronic message, such as an email or text message, to the customer prior to the estimated shipment arrival time to inform the customer of the impending arrival. The customer can thus arrange for someone to be at the shipping address to receive the shipment at the estimated arrival time.

    Of course, the real test is whether Google will assert the patent against anyone who does something similar, as Microsoft and Apple are doing against Android with their own patents.

    In the meantime, we’ll be left scratching our heads over the need to patent something like this.

    man, last time I leave cookies enabled on FF's prefbar. sheesh! I had forgotton how NASTY some sites really are.

    fuck them. so here's the text - no need to visit their damned site.

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  4. Useful, novel, and non-obvious by _0xd0ad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    perhaps the useful and novel part of the patent was in steps 1-500?

    Perhaps. But where's the non-obvious part?

  5. LOL ... with a computer ... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is about as close as I've seen to a "System for accomplishing a well known task with a computer".

    This patent sounds like complete rubbish. I'm pretty sure that FedEx and several other companies have been giving me an estimate as to when my parcel will arrive for some number of years.

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  6. Yep by symbolset · · Score: 2

    This is Google poking fun at the patent office. They probably have hundreds of these in the pipeline, all with the same purpose: find out "How stupid a patent can you get?"

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    1. Re:Yep by AJH16 · · Score: 2

      In fairness, it probably is also for business purposes of protecting themselves from law suits from someone else patenting it. They have to defend themselves and if they can have more absurd ones and sit on them, then why not? When they start going after people for patent violations, then I will agree they are being evil, but until such a time as they use their patents in an offensive way rather than a defensive way there is no story.

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    2. Re:Yep by mcvos · · Score: 2

      The moment Google actually sues anyone over a patent (and I don't care how innovative that patent is), that's when Google has really turned evil. Google used to not believe in patents. Not so long ago, they had barely any patents for a company of that size. They only started to acquire patents because others (Oracle especially) started suing them, and they needed ammo to defend themselves. It still sucks that they're using patents as ammo at all, but unfortunately that seems to be how the system currently works, and Google may not have much choice in submitting to that system.

      It seems like a neverending cycle. Sun didn't believe in patents either, until IBM sued them for violating lots of unspecified patents. Then, Sun started to patent like crazy, so they'd be able to defend themselves in the future. Sun got bought by Oracle, which now uses Sun's crazy patents to sue Google, another patent unbeliever now forced to acquire patents. And who knows what those patents will be used for in the future? It's a sucky system that we need to get out of, because it's stifling innovation and competition.

    3. Re:Yep by IrquiM · · Score: 2

      Google-Jesus is not perfect, but he's certainly better than Microsoft-Jesus and Apple-Jesus!

      That being said, I'm an Atheist.

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  7. Patently ridiculous by drobety · · Score: 2

    Software patents are patently ridiculous. When I worked for a subsidiary of Microsoft, I was harassed (it's how I felt, being interrupted from writing code for what I perceived as silliness) into helping finding any angle in the code which could be turned into a patent, and to help with the serious-sounding language to describe the patent. I'm ashamed my name is out there attached to silly laughable software patents which purpose is just to perform the obvious.

  8. In all seriousness, how the hell does this happen? by scottbomb · · Score: 2

    We've had such package tracking in use for YEARS. Now, all of a sudden, someone can patent it? I wonder who will patent the wheel? How about a patent on picking one's nose or walking across a street? Aren't there rules that prevent such absurdity? Or is the entire patent office about as incompetent as the White House?

  9. it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by Chirs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Looking at the actual patent, what they're doing is figuring out based on historical delivery information a more accurate estimated time of day for the delivery and sending an email to the recipient with that information *on the day of delivery*.

    Basically it saves the recipient having to constantly check the tracking page for the courier.

    Not earthshaking, but more than is currently offered.

  10. Re:Patent Trolling by noahm · · Score: 2

    Sounds to me like Google is playing the system as it is currently designed to be played - but with a different intent. I hope they continue to file for more and more ridiculous patents until the real patent trolls (or, more importantly, the government) have nothing left but to call for reform.

    Why do slashdotters insist on reading some kind of noble intent into this, just because it's Google? If Microsoft or Yahoo! or somebody like that did it, they'd be mass outcry. Google, and all the other big corporate names, patent things like this to give them more ammunition in the inevitable patent battles that come up from time to time with their competitors. Eventually, somebody will get pissed at Google and sue them for some kind of patent infringement. Google will then compile a counter suit, alleging infringement of all sorts of patents like this one, and the two parties will settle out of court by signing some kind of cross-licensing agreement. That's how the game is played, and Google is not going to play it any less effectively than anybody else.

  11. You realize what is actually being claimed, right? by beachels416 · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those that are so quick to jump on Google about this (which I suppose is understandable these days), you would hope that one would actually read the patent, or understand that the only important part of a patent is the claims, NOT the abstract or diagram provided. Yes, Google has patented providing delivery notifications...but the important, relevant question is HOW it calculates and provides those notifications. For, example, Google has decided that it is more efficient to, during shipment, halt the queries to the shipper's computer system until the day before the expected delivery date, then resume so as to provide up-to-date notifications. It has also claimed analyzing historical data of shipping routes and times to determine, down to the minute (theoretically) estimates of an arrival time, not based on what the shipper says, but what it has demonstrated in the past. Finally, UPS or other shippers could not possibly infringe because the patent clearly provides for a "broker" computer, which is explicitly not the shipper's computer, to query the shipper's database. The point is that Google has a novel idea here, and has defined it as such. Boiled down to its essence, it provides shipping notifications just like others do. But ice and a/c units both cool air, coffee cups and vases both hold liquid, dial-up and cable both provide access to the internet. The method is what is important, not the end result. To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims. While some claims may be obvious, it is the (sometimes few) non-obvious ones that actually matter. Google has provided some of those non-obvious, novel claims (at least it appears to have) and it seems to have a valid patent.

  12. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by MiniMike · · Score: 2

    We've had such package tracking in use for YEARS.

    This patent was actually filed in 1952, according to a Google search.

  13. Re:Perhaps Google is only trying to make a point? by bonch · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and everyone else is "trying to make a point" too. How awesome of Google to be just like everyone else when it comes to patents.

  14. You are telling lies to yourself by roguegramma · · Score: 2

    I was all with you, till you said "To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims". That is actually not true.
    It depends on how the patent is structured and how nice the court is when the patent is tried there (Hello Texas!).

    For example, typically claim one says "Claimed is the same thing you all are used to, but with an improvement".

    Then claim 2 says "The object of claim one, with yet another improvement", then claim 3 either says "The object of claim 2, with yet another improvement" or "The object of claim one, with yet another improvement".

    Most of the time if you infringe on claim one, infringing is what you do.

    Suppose claim one is bad. When tried in court, for some strange reason courts sometimes allow e.g. claim 2 to stand by itself, even if claim one is found to be obvious. So you can be found infringing on claim 2 even if claim one is a bad claim.

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  15. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Cato · · Score: 2

    "To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims."

    Wrong - you only need to be covered by one claim in a patent to infringe the whole patent. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_infringement#Elements_of_patent_infringement (2nd paragraph).