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The Least Amount of Exercise Needed To Extend Life

Toe, The writes "Of particular concern to couch potatoes, gamers, and anyone who spends an inordinate amount of time sitting and staring at a screen is how little exercise can I do and still receive a benefit. A new study entitled 'Minimum amount of physical activity for reduced mortality and extended life expectancy: a prospective cohort study' answers this important question. The conclusion: 92 minutes of moderate activity a week can extend your life by three years."

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  1. 92? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously they meant 42.

  2. So I get three more years... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...in which I'll have to exercise? Oh, let my sweet death come.

    1. Re:So I get three more years... by ari_j · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's a net gain. If you work out 92 minutes a week, 52 weeks a year, for 50 years, you have spent 166 days working out and gained over 6-1/2 times that much life. What the summary doesn't inform us is how long before you die you have to start this regimen in order to get the full 3-year benefit, which could easily make that ratio quite a lot higher. Best-case, you only work out a little under 10 days during the extra 3 years.

    2. Re:So I get three more years... by sh00z · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It gets better--following their math, 92 minutes a week gives a 14% reduction in mortality from all causes, and every additional 15 minutes gives an additional 4%. there's no point of diminishing returns identified. So, if you exercise 7 hours a week, you become immortal.

    3. Re:So I get three more years... by donutz · · Score: 4, Funny

      It gets better--following their math, 92 minutes a week gives a 14% reduction in mortality from all causes, and every additional 15 minutes gives an additional 4%. there's no point of diminishing returns identified. So, if you exercise 7 hours a week, you become immortal.

      On average. In reality, some people exercising 7 hours a week will live much longer than that, and some much shorter.

    4. Re:So I get three more years... by dingen · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's a net gain.

      It never feels like a gain in reality, because you only get more of your last years, which are crappy anyway. Having more of your middle years would be great, but alas, instead of having fun, you're now exercising during those times.

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    5. Re:So I get three more years... by Rei · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it's actually the exercise causing the life extension, or simply the maintaining of a healthier weight. Aka, would caloric restriction likewise extend your life? I lost ~25 kilos and got down to the lower end of the healthy weight range (instead of where I started -- the upper end of "overweight", just under "obese") simply by reducing portion sizes. No change in exercise levels.

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    6. Re:So I get three more years... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      What the summary doesn't inform us is how long before you die you have to start this regimen in order to get the full 3-year benefit

      It also doesn't address quality of life. I'd hate to put in all that effort just to be able to spend an extra 3 years bed-ridden...

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    7. Re:So I get three more years... by drb226 · · Score: 2

      if you exercise 7 hours a week, you become immortal

      In reality, some people exercising 7 hours a week will live much longer than that

      Who are these people and can I have their autograph?

    8. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says you only get more of your last years? If you keep fit and healthy, you also slow down the gradual deterioration of quality. So you at least get a little bit more of everything.

    9. Re:So I get three more years... by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      actually you get it in those middle years because you are slowing the degradation of your body, not increasing the amount of degradation your body can tolerate before it breaks

    10. Re:So I get three more years... by metlin · · Score: 1

      This is silly. At the age of 65, my father won a half-marathon. If you ate healthy and worked out regularly, you will be in the peak of your health even when you're older. Both my parents have no diabetes, no heart problems, and are generally quite healthy for their age. The only health issue they seem to have is a mild onset of arthritis.

    11. Re:So I get three more years... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It never feels like a gain in reality, because you only get more of your last years, which are crappy anyway. Having more of your middle years would be great, but alas, instead of having fun, you're now exercising during those times.

      But you will get more of them! If exercise results in you living longer due to being healthier, then it stands to reason that your "middle years" -- the ones where you're in good enough shape to enjoy them -- will last longer. It's not like you're in exactly the same condition as a non-exerciser right up to the age of 95, and then squeek out another 3 years because you exercised when you were 20. It means that the time when life starts to get crappy will be pushed out. That's a win.

      Plus, you could always find a form of exercise that is fun for you, having fun and increasing the amount of time you can have it. You're mainlining win at that point.

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    12. Re:So I get three more years... by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      Caloric restriction does indeed extend life span. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie_restriction

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    13. Re:So I get three more years... by f97tosc · · Score: 1

      It gets better--following their math, 92 minutes a week gives a 14% reduction in mortality from all causes, and every additional 15 minutes gives an additional 4%. there's no point of diminishing returns identified. So, if you exercise 7 hours a week, you become immortal.

      I think this is a straw man argument. The authors clearly state that the trend was for comparison between the "inactive" and "low exercise" group. Somebody exercising 7 hours a week would not count towards either group. Indeed the title of the paper makes it clear that they are talking about the benefits of small amount of exercise for those who do little or none.

    14. Re:So I get three more years... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Since immortal means 'infinite lifespan' or 'living an infinite number of years', then only one person has to do that to make the average also infinite. Everyone else could die tomorrow.

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    15. Re:So I get three more years... by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      Caloric restrictions may keep the weight down, but actual exercise has cardiovascular benefits on top of just not adding more cholesterol plaques to the arteries. Also, weight-bearing exercise increases bone mineral density and makes you less likely to break a hip and end up bedridden when you are old.

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    16. Re:So I get three more years... by Sark666 · · Score: 2

      How do you only get more of your last years? You will be healthier in your middle years. I'm 41, I'm certainly not a top athlete, but I can run 20-30 minutes easily, I'm stronger than I have ever been with weight-training, look great and have lots of energy. Compared to my 40 something counter-parts, I look almost 10 years younger. Yes, genetics plays a big part as well, but if I never did any of this, I wouldn't like to imagine how I'd look and feel.

      Personally, I think sitting on your ass is a killer, but hey to each his own I guess.

    17. Re:So I get three more years... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Caloric restriction does indeed extend life span. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie_restriction

      Are you a mouse? Or a mushroom?

      It's been shown to increase life span in some, but not all animals and fungi. YMMV.

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    18. Re:So I get three more years... by mcavic · · Score: 1

      Since immortal means 'infinite lifespan' or 'living an infinite number of years', then only one person has to do that to make the average also infinite.

      True, but you can never know if you've truly achieved an infinite lifespan.

    19. Re:So I get three more years... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      So when you die, you know it wasn't you. :)

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    20. Re:So I get three more years... by monkyyy · · Score: 0

      sport stars, they tend to die from drug abuse so they airnt immortal

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    21. Re:So I get three more years... by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      there is studies on humans in there. it certainly seems to have some effects. I've seen people on documentaries before that used caloric restriction for many years and they have bodies of much younger people.

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    22. Re:So I get three more years... by PPH · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to put in all that effort just to be able to spend an extra 3 years bed-ridden...

      Depends on who you're riding.

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    23. Re:So I get three more years... by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Don't think this is the case. Other studies of exercise and longevity show decreased mortality, "adjusting for other risk factors", and weight is surely one of the other risk factors. However, the fact that exercise tends to also move those risk factors in the right direction, seems to imply (given my imperfect understanding of these things) that to the extent that the bad scores on "other risk factors" might be caused by lack of exercise, that exercise is probably better than its conservatively adjusted effect.

    24. Re:So I get three more years... by archen · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's just a matter of gaining years, but the increase in the quality of life. It's well established that exercise leads to better health, so I'd think of that as more of a benefit than tacking on some time at the end. Similar to only getting 3 hours sleep. Sure you're awake longer and "could do more" but you'd also be a zombie during all the other hours as well after a few days of doing so.

    25. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of diminishing returns is already somewhat demonstrated by athletes, although there are no reasonable numbers to quantify the actual values.

      Still it's not difficult to intuitively discern. Mostly the compontent of diminishing returns arises out of sports related injuries. When you take a look at high-impact sports like Boxing, Wrestling and American-style Football or Rugby, you can see that things like concussions, sprains, torn ligaments and bone breaks factor themselves in, so as to temporarily inhibit exercize, and also reduce incentive to contibue execise.

      When things like spinal injuries are inclided, you'll see cases of permanent cripplong injury. Medium impact sports like Baseball and Soccer have their fair share of injuries too. Also there's even the odd case of cardiac arrest due to blunt trauma from taking hard hits from baseballs directly to the solar plexus.

      Ruptured splenes from tackling, heat exhaustion from dehydration, exppsure and bear attacks when hiking and moutain climbing, getting mugged or raped while johging in the park? All those things happen, but it'd take a longitudinal study to tease all that data into useful numbers.

      Anyway, there's also heart attacks from old gheezers pushing themselves too hard, broken hips from falls, on and on.

      Having an active lifestyle has its piftalls, but accidents aside, I'd say the 40 hour work week is probably where you'd start to see the crest of the curve. and then anything that starts to disupt eating habits and/or deprive you of normal sleep and recovery periods is where the real drop off occurs.

      Finally enslavement and death marchs would undoubtedly produce an asymptote.

    26. Re:So I get three more years... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      What the summary doesn't inform us is how long before you die you have to start this regimen in order to get the full 3-year benefit,

      I'm guessing its some considerable time before your 97th birthday...

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    27. Re:So I get three more years... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I think you will find nine out of ten cats will believe anything they see on TV.

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    28. Re:So I get three more years... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      So if I excercise for 7 hours a week, I'll live forever!
      (yes, I know percentages don't work that way)

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    29. Re:So I get three more years... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      What do you mean with "instead of"? Exercising leads to a serotonin and dopamine release, which is the very definition of having fun.

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    30. Re:So I get three more years... by h5inz · · Score: 1

      Time laughs at all things... Except Chuck Norris. Time knows better than to laugh at Chuck Norris. And that's why he will live forever.

    31. Re:So I get three more years... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      People keep saying that exercise makes them feel good, but I never feel good during and after exercise. Does anybody here have that experience?

    32. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The math is more complicated than that. You have to take work (for 40 of those 50 years) and sleep into account, which makes your working out time more 'expensive' (a bigger chunk of your available leisure time). On top of that, you have to take into account that those three years are tagged on at the end of your life, meaning you would be retired, meaning you would get more time back. So effectively you're investing a scarce commodity now (time you don't work or sleep) for a more abundant supply of it later.

      You could of course work out in dead time. Take a walk during your lunchbreak. Bike (part of the way) to work some days. Get a desk exercise machine or a treadmill desk.

    33. Re:So I get three more years... by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      there's a big difference between tv and a BBC doc about aging.

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    34. Re:So I get three more years... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Could it be that you are doing it not quite right? You should start slowly, have a good warm up to prevent a bad case of DOMS, exercise regularily two-three times a week, raising your goals slowly but steadily. After two weeks DOMS ought to almost disappear and after two months or so you should be fit enough to feel comfortable at the very least - or even go reach the flow - and have a sense of achievment after each workout (something like "holy shit, I never have thought I'd ever be able to lift that much weight/run such a long distance").

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    35. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does anyone live longer than an immortal?

    36. Re:So I get three more years... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Cut off their head? There can be only one!

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    37. Re:So I get three more years... by chemosh6969 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that while you may live longer, that longer life is more years that you end up in a nursing home pooping yourself. Wouldn't you rather die sooner instead of being a batshit, senile, old fool for 3 more years that the staff hates, abuses and steals from?

    38. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't stop running when you get old, you get old when you stop running.

    39. Re:So I get three more years... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      "How does it feel to live forever?"
      "I don't know, I haven't done it yet."

    40. Re:So I get three more years... by cmarkn · · Score: 1

      I think Jim Fixx said this, right before he dropped dead at age 52, while he was running.

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    41. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah, but...

      ScienceDaily (Aug. 30, 2005) — Severely restricting calories over decades may add a few years to a human life span, but will not enable humans to live to 125 and beyond, as many have speculated, evolutionary biologists report. ...
      "Do you want to spend decades severely limiting what you eat to live a few more years? You will be unhappy and then your life will end shortly after mine ends," Phelan jokes.

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/08/050830065729.htm

    42. Re:So I get three more years... by CountZero117 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I also think it was a joke too though. Well I hope!

    43. Re:So I get three more years... by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

      I think Jim Fixx said this, right before he dropped dead at age 52, while he was running.

      If memory serves, Jim Fixx had a familial heart problem; it was said his running gave him about ten extra years of life.

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    44. Re:So I get three more years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People keep saying that exercise makes them feel good, but I never feel good during and after exercise.

      I am 61. I've walked daily since mid-2004, got up to five miles/day quickly, just bumped it up to seven miles/day a couple of months ago. I'd like to do 10 miles/day, but, alas, I have to work for a living and don't have that extra hour/day.

      If I don't walk, I feel like a slug. Significant daily exercise is a (good) addiction.

    45. Re:So I get three more years... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the feedback on that. I'll try to do more exercise. I don't know where you find time for more than 2 miles, though.

  3. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have some questions about this study, but I'm not going to read the article. It seems like too much work.

  4. terrible luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just my luck: I've been doing ninety ONE minutes a week all along. Shit.

  5. Love excercise by sakdoctor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good job I love exercise, so I don't have to go around calculating the bare minimum.

    1. Re:Love excercise by yurtinus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bad nerd, get back in the basement and stop talking nonsense.

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    2. Re:Love excercise by Inda · · Score: 1

      Just remember:

      You don't extend the life of a car by driving it.

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    3. Re:Love excercise by PopeScott · · Score: 1

      But your car WILL deteriorate if it's not driven. You can't just park a car in a garage and one day 30yrs later expect to get in and start it up. It MUST be run. WTF good is a car or a body if you're not using it anyway?
      It's about balance.

    4. Re:Love excercise by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Hehe, though seriously, going from a sedentary lifestyle to an active one involves a certain pain barrier.
      Perhaps as long as 2-3 weeks where you get all pain and no benefit. It's plain sailing, and all benefits after that.

      OT: Troll mod? Not sure if the allocation algorithm changed, but the general quality of /. moderation is in the toilet these days. Make me want to not post.

    5. Re:Love excercise by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Nor do you unduly wear out your body if you exercise correctly.

      Being mechanical, the car analogy is useless.
      Consider instead a shark, which must keep moving continuously all it's life, simply to breath.

    6. Re:Love excercise by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Just remember: You don't extend the life of a car by driving it.

      Ummm...yeah, to some extent you do. Engine cylinders, pistons, connecting rods, bearings, etc. rust if the engine isn't periodically run. Water builds up in the oil sump due to condensation, causing even more rust, if the engine isn't run long enough to come up to operating temperature. Hoses and gaskets dry out, crack and fall apart much more quickly in cars that just sit. Electromechanical contacts corrode when they aren't used. The list goes on and on and on. Unless you have taken the time to "pickle" the engine and store the car in a suitable environment, you will actually age the car quicker by just letting it sit.

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    7. Re:Love excercise by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Just remember:

      You don't extend the life of a car by driving it.

      Hm. I think we need to invent a bio-mechanical car that responds to casual wear and tear by rebuilding itself more robustly, and then revisit this.

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    8. Re:Love excercise by gregor-e · · Score: 1

      "I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
      — Neil Armstrong

    9. Re:Love excercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider the idiot, who can't spell "its" or "breathe" to save his life.

    10. Re:Love excercise by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Just remember:

      You don't extend the life of a car by driving it.

      Hm. I think we need to invent a bio-mechanical car that responds to casual wear and tear by rebuilding itself more robustly, and then revisit this.

      Like this.

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    11. Re:Love excercise by Rik+Rohl · · Score: 1

      You don't extend the life of a car by driving it.

      But you do by maintaining it and not putting shit fuel in it.

    12. Re:Love excercise by Sark666 · · Score: 1

      Honestly Doc, I never exerted or pushed by body. Not once I tell ya! Why is everything breaking down? It should be like brand new!

    13. Re:Love excercise by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Thanks for explaining. I have often wondered why that was the case, and you explained it. How long do you need to run a machine? I realize that all machines are different, but can I run it for 5 seconds each month, and then have no problems for a long time?

    14. Re:Love excercise by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Um, excuse me, my exercise bike in my basement has an excellent laptop mount...

    15. Re:Love excercise by fritish · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. I tip my hat.

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    16. Re:Love excercise by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      "A witty saying proves nothing"
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      Guess what, regular workouts improve the cardiovascular system, so the heart can pump more blood in a beat. Thus very fit athletes can have resting heart rates in the 40ish range and even lower (benign sinus bradycardia), while average resting heart rate for normal people is in the 70 bpm range; slackers and obese people reach 90 bpm.

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    17. Re:Love excercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keyword "operating temperature". Depends on the weather, but 10-15 minutes probably isn't far off. Also, once a month is not often enough, my mechanic says at least every other week.

      However, this kind of use is hard on the battery (it never gets to full charge), so you should probably get a "tricle charger" (maintenance charger) too.

      And year, half the times I have a problem with my car, I get the message "that happens because you don't use it enough. The other half is mostly related to it being 20 years old.

    18. Re:Love excercise by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That would be hard to say. Running it for literally 5 seconds per month would definitely do more harm than good. For an average car, if you park it with the battery disconnected, I'd say at least a half-hour of driving per month (a half-hour per week would be ideal). That will get the engine up to full operating temperature, scrape the rust off the brake discs, give it more than enough time to charge the battery back up, and once the tires are warmed up that should get the flat spots out. You'd want to drive it hard once it's warmed up, driving cars too gently all the time allows carbon deposits to build up in the cylinders. Before oil changes, you should spray some carb cleaner down the carb/intake while revving the engine (WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES AND HAVE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER NEARBY. IF YOU GET THAT SHIT IN YOUR EYES YOU'LL WISH IT WAS BRAKE CLEANER INSTEAD). This will clean oily deposits from the intake and blast carbon buildup out of the cylinders. And of course if you don't drive a car often you should use fuel stabilizer. There are fuel system cleaner chemicals you can add to your fuel to help de-gunk the system a bit.

      Tires are different from most things on a car. They get a little more "crusty" (less sticky/grippy, more like hard plastic) every time they're heat cycled and will dry rot even if they aren't. The best way to store tires is off the car and ideally in a sealed container, but even then, they'll deteriorate with age.

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    19. Re:Love excercise by Pope · · Score: 1

      The mods, they is us.

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    20. Re:Love excercise by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you get modded troll but it seems like you are bragging. Even if we take it positively it's not really transferable advice, there isn't a single sport I'd like to do for 92 minutes a week.

      Climbing is a *little* interesting but the most interesting places to climb are the most dangerous. The safer ones are total boredom. Swimming is also kinda nice but only because I don't do it often. Since I get bored of swimming after a day when I go to hotels and such, I'm pretty sure I'd get tired of swimming if I did it with any regularity. Oh wait I did. there was a time I was swimming once a week because I paid a subscription, it did got boring, it wasn't something I was looking forwards to. Competitive sports are not my thing. Combat ones are the most interesting but I don't want to get hurt. Gottcha is the closest thing to playing video games I could get in real life and while it's fun, it's very expensive. At least where I live, I just can't afford it. And I'm just sure that some how it is not real exercise

      So to me exercising means doing something repetitive like biking while listening to music and watching the clock. I'm pretty sure that for a lot of slashdotters this is the case, you are more of an anomaly.

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    21. Re:Love excercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, if you're just going to stack exercise fine, but this is a min/max discussion.

    22. Re:Love excercise by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      You have never had a car, have you?

    23. Re:Love excercise by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Just remember: You don't extend the life of a car by driving it.

      Actually, you do. If you let a car sit and do not drive it the seals, belts, bushings and fluids will deteriorate much more quickly than if it were driven. Your body is the same way. So drive that baby!

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    24. Re:Love excercise by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      What I've found across the board is if somebody wants to get in shape, they need an active hobby - something they truly enjoy doing. It can't simply be a mundane exercise. Hiking, biking, running, kayaking, swimming, sports, etcetc - if it's "just exercise" to you, you aren't going to enjoy it much and won't do it for very long. The sweet spot is to find something active (can even be marginally so, as long as you're on your feet and moving) that you enjoy for the sake of the activity, not the exercise.

      Of course, there are those weirdos for whom "staying in shape" is their hobby and any mundane exercise will do

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    25. Re:Love excercise by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You two are skipping psychological impediments - my father pressured me to exercise by the clock every day, ever since I was first grade. Now the only sport that doesn't make me hate myself is walking. I can walk damn fast, because I'm a nervous wreck due to many factors, and I channel nervous energy in my (long) legs, but nothing more. Only thing that can make me sweat and still enjoy it, is sex. One act, total to this day. I'm 17.

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  6. What this means by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    When you do nothing, really nothing you die three years earlier than the couch potato next to you who exercises 92 minutes a week. This can easily be achieved by walking fast to the pizza place 10 minutes away instead of calling for delivery. ;-)

    1. Re:What this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: does reading the article about minimum exercise count towards my 92 minutes? Otherwise I'm not bothering.

    2. Re:What this means by tombeard · · Score: 1

      The nearest food or any other purchase is probably an hours walk along heavily traveled roads with no accommodation for pedestrians. I like cities but I don't live in one. Also, it has been in the 90s for 3 months now. Its hard to turn down that 20 second hike to the car.

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  7. 3 more years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By my calculations, as long as I live less that 330 years, this will pay off!

  8. So what we want to know is.... by TheEmpyrean · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... does masturbation count? Because I'm going to live forever at this point.

    1. Re:So what we want to know is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its 15 minutes, 6 days a week. that was the extra two minutes

    2. Re:So what we want to know is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I average about an hour and a half a day of very very strenuous activity, that should plenty well do it, right?

    3. Re:So what we want to know is.... by witherstaff · · Score: 2

      How long before we can submit escort services as medical expenses?

    4. Re:So what we want to know is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... five minutes of frantic activity a day makes you immortal?

    5. Re:So what we want to know is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, masturbation does not count.
      Impregnation counts however, and actually makes your immortal.

      Now isn't that a good way to think about this?

    6. Re:So what we want to know is.... by guybrush3pwood · · Score: 1

      Not soon enough, my friend.

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    7. Re:So what we want to know is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume exercise involves more than the hand (since the penis is neither muscle or bone). So I figure a love doll qualifies.

  9. Let me get this right by Anon-Admin · · Score: 2

    If I exercise for 92 min a week for the next 38 years I get to live an extra 3 years.

    So if I total it up, I am doing 3.32 days of exercise a year to gain 25 days of life expectancy. Ok, so it seems like a deal.

    Though I could just spend those 3.3 days playing the latest game, much more enjoyable and loosing 3 years is not that big of a deal.

    1. Re:Let me get this right by geekmux · · Score: 1

      ...Though I could just spend those 3.3 days playing the latest game, much more enjoyable and loosing 3 years is not that big of a deal.

      Ahhh, spoken like [insert anyone under the age of 35 here].

      Sorry, I don't mean to pick on you, but your opinion about how valuable time is will likely change drastically from the oh-so-popular "meh, fuck it, I won't even make it past 30" attitude that many younger people have.

      Time. It's the one thing that no matter how rich you are, you can never buy more of, and once it's lost, it's gone forever.

    2. Re:Let me get this right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first time any species from our planet has seriously started planning to go to mars. 3 years isn't a long time, until you figure that it could be the 3 years when we achieve sustained fusion energy, an ICP0- attenuated herpes vaccine, and put a colony on Mars. Out of the 4.568 billion years since the formation of this solar system, I'm pretty sure dying in the next decade would be the *worst possible* 3 years to not be alive. It'd be like serving 20 years of jail time and having a heart attack walking over the threshold on the day you're released.

    3. Re:Let me get this right by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Though... there are other factors. What if that only averages 6 more months of good health? 3 extra years worth it, if you spend 2.5 of it in pain or in a hospital bed?

      Not saying I expect to find that, but depending on your choice of exercice and other factors...who knows. What about increased risk of injury? Your chooice of exercise may increase the odds of getting an injury that may have other complications.

      encouraging but...yes we do need more than just "you get to be even older"

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    4. Re:Let me get this right by metlin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As someone who works out on a regular basis (an hour or two on most days), I will let you in on a little secret: working out is fun.

      Sure, when you first get started, it feels tedious. Pointless, even. But once you start seeing the changes in your body, it becomes addictive.

      For instance, most days, I can't wait to get done with work and hit the gym. Ever heard of the runner's high? Working out makes you feel great when you're done with it -- you feel euphoria when you're working out, and a feeling of accomplishment when you're done with it. But the trick is to keep at it.

      In the short term, you'll feel more awake, sleep better (deeper REM sleep), and eat better (seriously, once I started working out regularly, I just started craving a wider variety of food than I'd usually eat -- more vegetables and protein, less carbs).

      After a few months, you will see serious physical changes in your body that, if not anything else, helps with your vanity. :-) Plus, there's nothing quite like having a girl check you out -- it's a great feeling. As my wife is wont to say, there's nothing that women like more than a buff geek. Beauty and the brains -- can't beat that.

      You can do it for any number of reasons, but you will eventually get to a point when you'll be doing it because it is fun. Once you get there, you'll look back and wonder why you didn't do it all these years. Trust me, it's worth it.

    5. Re:Let me get this right by ComplexSimplicity · · Score: 0

      If you exercise, your quality of life in your later years will be much higher as well. No exercise, means you will need a walker by the time you are 50!

    6. Re:Let me get this right by baka_toroi · · Score: 2

      You know, I went to the gym for like a year and it was great, I felt better than I do know. The catch is that I used to go with a friend. At this point in my life I don't really have a friend that could adapt to my schedule and I tried working out on my own: it was awfully boring, incredibly boring.

      So now I'm not excercising at all because I *know* it will be boring. Any piece of advice to share?

    7. Re:Let me get this right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find that when I'm on a rowing machine or swimming laps, time actually feels like it's passing slower. They should factor that into their equation too.

    8. Re:Let me get this right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time. It's the one thing that no matter how rich you are, you can never buy more of, and once it's lost, it's gone forever.

      So why would you waste time (over) exercising? As the article states, 92 minutes a week of exercise is the optimum point to maximum Time (without wasting too much via exercise).

    9. Re:Let me get this right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a great comment on why geeks should start working out. Why was this modded down?

    10. Re:Let me get this right by metlin · · Score: 2

      Can you find an activity or a sport you could participate in? A softball league or an ultimate frisbee league? Or a pick up game of soccer? Otherwise, there's always Craigslist! :-)

      As someone who is always on the road, I often have this problem, but it's usually easier to find people to do activities with when you're playing a sport (no matter how bad you are at it).

      The other thing is to take up an interesting and new hobby (e.g. I've been thinking of doing boxing for fun, just every Saturday for an hour). Even if it's one day a week, I know there will be someone at the ring, and it helps you get into a groove. As you start doing better, you will start participating in activities to support your performance in the sport (e.g. when I used to play soccer or tennis, I would run regularly; with boxing, I'm hoping to start lifting more).

      Also, I'm not sure how feasible this is, but we've a dog -- my wife enjoys running with the dog because it's good company, and it's a lot of fun.

    11. Re:Let me get this right by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Time. It's the one thing that no matter how rich you are, you can never buy more of, and once it's lost, it's gone forever.

      So why would you waste time (over) exercising? As the article states, 92 minutes a week of exercise is the optimum point to maximum Time (without wasting too much via exercise).

      Uh, if there is one topic that has been over-discussed and anal-yzed to an obscene level, it's fitness.

      This month's health magazine will have THE "perfect" ab workout...at least until next months issue comes out, with the next "perfect" ab workout.

      Sorry, but the ONLY thing I personally believe in is moderation. Moderation truly is the key to life, no matter what you are doing, including exercise. Do I believe 92 minutes is the magical number? Hell no, because it's easy for me to "moderately" exercise for 92 minutes straight one day a week, and still be living an absurd lifestyle and morbidly obese that would probably still end my life prematurely.

      Exercise is an individual plan, not some magical number that applies to every single human body. And if you truly enjoy exercising, then you're certainly not wasting any time.

    12. Re:Let me get this right by somersault · · Score: 1

      What the hell people. "Exercise" can be just as fun as computer games. You just need to find an activity that you enjoy.

      I love playing the Assassin's Creed games, but doing Parkour for real is more fun, not to mention free, with a much larger potential play area. As a side bonus, you get very functionally fit (and much more confident in your body's capabilities), unlike those guys pumping weights just for the aesthetic results.

      Besides, I don't want to be one of those old people that can barely walk because they have no muscle - and being fit makes life much more enjoyable than when I was carrying 20lbs of dead weight.

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      which is totally what she said
    13. Re:Let me get this right by somersault · · Score: 1

      It's definitely not trolling either. The gym can be fun. Sports even more so. I'm not great at competitive sports, but over the years I have enjoyed stuff like cycling, kayaking, windsurfing, SCUBA diving, climbing, and Parkour, and would recommend any of them for geeks looking to get off their asses.

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      which is totally what she said
    14. Re:Let me get this right by MorePower · · Score: 1

      I've never felt good when exercising. I do it, and do it regularly, solely because I like to be sexually desirable. But there is no way it can be called fun. It's something you grit your teeth a force yourself through because it feels better later, when you're not exercising, and some girl is actually checking you out.

      On Saturday (my big workout day) I often stay I bed long after I've already woken up, long after I've gotten bored out of my mind just laying there, because I'm filled with dread at the fact that once I get up, I'm going to have to force myself to workout. And runner's high? I've heard of it, but the only thing I've ever felt is just sort of a dizzy, head in clouds, "out of it" sort of feeling, like being drugged up by a doctor. Granted you don't feel the pain anymore, but the experience is anything but pleasant.

      Exercise sucks, it may be worth it later, but I hate when people like you say it's "fun".

    15. Re:Let me get this right by monkyyy · · Score: 0

      there s no way parkour increases ur life, im not sure but a broken neck will lower it to close to ur current age right

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    16. Re:Let me get this right by LtGordon · · Score: 1

      Though I could just spend those 3.3 days playing the latest game, much more enjoyable and loosing 3 years is not that big of a deal.

      You assume that physical activity is necessarily unenjoyable. Find and take up something you enjoy, whether it be racquetball, basketball, biking, bowling, skating, golf, etc, and it will never feel like work.

    17. Re:Let me get this right by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      Then you're doing the wrong thing. Try another activity.

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    18. Re:Let me get this right by reason · · Score: 1

      Listen to audiobooks or podcasts while you work out. Suddenly, it's not nearly so dull.

    19. Re:Let me get this right by metlin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd recommend good workout music. While it's a question of personal preference, I've found certain genres of music to be more uplifting for working out than others (e.g. hip hop with good rhythm and beats is great).

      It would also depend on what you're doing. A significant part of working your muscle groups involves concentrating more on using certain muscles over others. For example, when doing your lower back, it is easy to lose concentration and work your core or your legs, but it takes focus to ensure that the right muscle group gets the workout. I'm not sure I could listen to a book or a podcast when I'm doing anything other than cardio, but YMMV.

    20. Re:Let me get this right by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Well, I tried blurring the lines by playing real life Leisure Suit Larry, and well, long story short, I now have a police record in addition to a pudgy body.

    21. Re:Let me get this right by reason · · Score: 1

      I only do cardio. I know I should do strength training, but it's dull - music alone isn't enough to change that for me and you are right, strength training takes too much attention for audiobooks.

    22. Re:Let me get this right by somersault · · Score: 1

      Parkour doesn't have to involve doing backflips from rooftops.. and when it does, it's by people who know what they're doing. I don't see what you're getting at here. My knees are in much better shape than before I started doing Parkour, now that I know proper form for landing, etc.

      Even if there is a chance of hurting yourself more seriously than typical people who hurt themselves just using a set of stairs or tripping on the sidewalk, accidents are very infrequent in Parkour when you take your time to build your skills gradually and only try things when you know you are ready. And you also get to have a lot of fun. If you spent your life in a bubble then you'd be very safe, but it would also be very boring. It's like having a dog and never taking it for walks. The poor thing might not know any better, but it won't be as happy as if you took it out for exercise.

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      which is totally what she said
    23. Re:Let me get this right by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      Im over 40, so I guess it kinda blows that idea.

    24. Re:Let me get this right by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I hate working out for the sake of working out, and spending an hour at a gym.. ugh.

      For me getting involved in non-serious sports was the ticket. I'm not competative (or athletic) enough to be on a serious sports team... but there are lots of people who arn't either, and they do stuff too.

      Find an activity you _enjoy_ doing.. find some people who also enjoy it.. and get involved. Running on a treadmill while looking at a wall twice a week and playing a game of floor hockey with the guys at work twice a week are two very different experiences, and will both get you to the same place.

    25. Re:Let me get this right by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Find and take up something you enjoy, whether it be racquetball, basketball, biking, bowling, skating, golf, etc, and it will never feel like work.

      This was the ticket for me. I can't stand working out for the sake of working out. Playing floor hockey with the guys at work twice a week however, I look _forward_ to that.

      I didn't get involved in sports for a long time because I'm not a competative person, nor athletic enough, and as such felt I'd end up bringing some serious team down. The fact is there are lots of people out there like this.. who just want to have some fun without making a big deal out of who wins or loses. Find some of these people and get involved!

    26. Re:Let me get this right by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You know - if a study demonstrated that spending 90 minutes a day debugging C code extended lifespan, all those guys who spend 14 hours a week in the Gym would be complaining about how unenjoyable it is. Those of us on SlashDot would of course be saying stuff like the above to them.

      Maybe for some people the intersection of things that they enjoy and the set of things that involve serious physical exercise is the empty set. Maybe for others it isn't. You know, because we aren't all clones...

    27. Re:Let me get this right by Pope · · Score: 1

      Stop worry that the exercise will be boring, and start concentrating on what the end results will be.

      Quoth Jack LaLanne: "I hate working out. Hate it. But I like the results."

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    28. Re:Let me get this right by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm not like that. I'm the kind of guy that prefers to be poor if the alternative is shoving shit or being a lawyer.

    29. Re:Let me get this right by metlin · · Score: 1

      This is actually true. That's one of the reasons I hate doing weights in the morning -- before you know it, you've worked out for an hour and you're only half-way through your circuit, and you've to get dressed and head out to work.

      Running or being on the elliptical, on the other hand, feels much longer than it really is.

    30. Re:Let me get this right by metlin · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. I enjoy doing weights (mostly because I set goals, and it's fun trying to beat them), but I don't enjoy cardio. So, I try to substitute that with activities (e.g. tennis or soccer).

      The other thing I do is rock climbing. It can be intense, and gives you a full body workout. It can be pretty amazing, and your entire body feels like jelly when you're done.

    31. Re:Let me get this right by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said, except maybe the sleep. Then again, it may be because I work out in the evening, and maybe I'm still a little wired by bedtime, but on the nights I workout (4x a week), I don't seem to sleep soundly at all. On the off nights though, I'm dead to the world.
      It is hard to get started, definitely. You keep asking yourself, "Why am I putting myself through this?", it's hard and it's boring. But once the results start to appear, it's a whole different ballgame, and you not only look better, you feel a lot better; you carry yourself differently, self-confidence goes up a few notches, and even the lifting itself feels different, due to the increased proprioception I imagine. Plus there's the post workout endorphin high you mentioned.
      The only difficult thing for me is watching the diet. I have no problem eating healthy foods; however, I love my beer and mead too. I'm guarding against the dreaded spare tire, so it's weekends only for that now. That's the tough part.

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    32. Re:Let me get this right by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      You know, I went to the gym for like a year and it was great, I felt better than I do know. The catch is that I used to go with a friend. At this point in my life I don't really have a friend that could adapt to my schedule and I tried working out on my own: it was awfully boring, incredibly boring. So now I'm not exercising at all because I *know* it will be boring. Any piece of advice to share?

      Besides trying other sports, (good idea), if you wanted to stick to just the gym, keep looking for a training partner. I know that can make all the difference in the world. Keep looking for someone, but in the meantime, you could try changing your exercises to make the workouts a little different and more interesting, and less routine. F'example, one chest workout might be bench press, incline press, and flyes; but the next time, do dips, cable crossovers, and use a pec deck. It ain't much, but it might help til you find someone. (IMO it also helps to be less boring if you belong to a gym that always has a few "gym bunnies" present)

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    33. Re:Let me get this right by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      If you like playing FPSes you can try paintball. It's just like Counter-Strike, except the force feedback is turned up way too high, your character moves like Strelok does when his backpack's nearly overloaded, and your monitor gets foggy sometimes.

      But it's not all gloom and doom. Nobody calls you a fag or draws giant penises on the walls, n00bs get helpful tips rather than being laughed at, and the losing team is quite civil and shakes hands and says "good game," rather than saying they'll find you and tie you up and rape your family to death in front of you and then kill you.

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    34. Re:Let me get this right by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Oh, forgot one last important difference: You have to use a cross between the Dark Forces stormtrooper rifle and the German submachine gun from RTCW. The most accurate weapon you can buy is about as accurate as the tommy gun from BioShock, minus the climb.

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    35. Re:Let me get this right by fritish · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about podcasts and audiobooks for cardio, though every now and then I do mix in some music. Anything you recommend? I've been digging The Skeptics Guide to the Universe, Radiolab, and Sound Opinions.

      --
      "Coffee is for closers."
    36. Re:Let me get this right by tsotha · · Score: 1

      ...and loosing 3 years is not that big of a deal.

      When the time is upon you it will probably be a bigger deal.

    37. Re:Let me get this right by reason · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tips. I'm a fan of ABC Radio National shows: All in the Mind (psychology and neurobiology), The Health Report (the latest evidence-based medical news), The Law Report (interesting discussion of legal issues in Australia), Media Watch (keeping an eye on the Australian Media) and Background Briefing (in-depth current affairs).

      I also enjoy the BBC radio shows Thinking Allowed (sociology) and In Our Time (history).

      But my favourites are probably the fiction podcasts The Drabblecast (strange stories for strange listeners), Escape Pod (science fiction) and Star Ship Sofa (science fiction stories and related nonfiction - I skip the nonfiction in that one, though).

    38. Re:Let me get this right by fritish · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I added most of those to my queue. I'll try them out on my next run.

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      "Coffee is for closers."
    39. Re:Let me get this right by metlin · · Score: 1

      And oh, you could also try a program like P90X or Insanity. Get a copy on your iPad or iPhone, and you can take it anywhere. Some of their exercises (such as Plyometrics or Kenpo) do not even require any equipment. Even when they do, it's pretty minimal. Plus, the challenge of tracking to goals and working out to the video makes it possible for you to do it without any company and still remain interested.

  10. calling BS by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    How can one call himself a scientist and make statements like this?

    "The conclusion: 92 minutes of moderate activity a week can extend your life by three years.""

    It's obvious that it could only be result of very indirect studies.

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    1. Re:calling BS by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      Right. If I read the abstract correctly, the data is from peoples' self reporting of how much they exercise

      So, the data doesn't show whether exercising makes you live longer, or whether people who are healthier also are more likely to exercise.

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    2. Re:calling BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think that people who exercise are more likely to lie about their death.

    3. Re:calling BS by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      I would think that (a) people overestimate how much they exercise and (b) exercise is still good for you. There was a Danish study of mortality rates and physical activity, and various forms of (self-reported) exercise looked good, but riding a bicycle to work looked really good. I don't think that biking is any better than any other form of aerobic exercise, but if you bike to work, you do it, or you don't. And you don't quit halfway to work. Which is to say, that the self-reporting of biking to work, was probably more accurate than the self-reporting of "oh I get lots of exercise".

    4. Re:calling BS by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Damn you, selection bias!

  11. What's the definition of 'moderate' excercise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's about the same as walking to and from the bus stop for 15 minutes each day, then I can rest easy knowing I might live 3 years longer than if I didn't.

    1. Re:What's the definition of 'moderate' excercise? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      If it's about the same as walking to and from the bus stop for 15 minutes each day, then I can rest easy knowing I might live 3 years longer than if I didn't.

      Uh, a bus stop? Don't lie, you wanted to see if masturbation counted as "moderate exercise", didn't you?

  12. quality of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that your quality of life will likely improve with exercise.

    1. Re:quality of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss-read that as quality of wife, which I suspect would be true for the majority of guys as well.

  13. BS - We already got the answer from Bill by joeflies · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing Pirates of the Silicon Valley, BIll Gates makes the claim that lifespan is based on how we spend the finite number of heartbeats in a lifetime.

    1. Re:BS - We already got the answer from Bill by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Easy for him to say. He could afford to have a teen's heart transplanted into him once a decade.

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  14. It isn't for the last 3 years by TooMad · · Score: 1

    If you look good enough from the neck down (from all the exercise) the previous 50 some years will be that much more enjoyable.

    1. Re:It isn't for the last 3 years by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      If you look good enough from the neck down

      But what to do about the hideous thing above my neck?

    2. Re:It isn't for the last 3 years by TooMad · · Score: 1

      Go somewhere that people exercise their livers.

    3. Re:It isn't for the last 3 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove it. Ned Stark will approve.

  15. Calculation suggests this is worth it by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    One obvious question to ask for this sort of thing is if it is worth it. If the time increase to lifespan was less than the time necessary to spend exercising then this would be worth it. Assume a normal life span of 80 years. And assume that the exercise takes 120 minutes (showering off, changing clothes etc. pushes one above 92 minutes. I'm assuming 120 here because that makes it exactly two hours which makes the arithmetic easier). Then with 52 weeks a year, one gets that this takes up a total of 80*52*2/24, which is slightly under a year. So even if you are completely neutral to exercise and can't get any nice thinking done during it, the total delta is 2 years. So this does look like it makes sense. There's a slight argument that using time up when one is younger isn't good if the later years aren't as high quality. I'm not sure how much validity that argument has but there's some evidence that exercising keeps one healthier for the last few decades of life, so this probably increases the quality. Overall verdict: Exercising seems to make sense.

  16. Girlfriend could help but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's hard enough to find a girlfriend. It's even harder to find one that wants to have sex 92 times a week.

    1. Re:Girlfriend could help but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It takes you one minute? I think you are doing it wrong...

    2. Re:Girlfriend could help but... by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      Or if he's done in one minute it might explain why he can't keep a girlfriend.

    3. Re:Girlfriend could help but... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You're doing "getting the joke" wrong.

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    4. Re:Girlfriend could help but... by errhuman · · Score: 1

      WHOOSH

    5. Re:Girlfriend could help but... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      (psst, you're supposed to whoosh the person who missed the joke, not the person who made the joke.)

  17. Remember, nay sayers, by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    ...That's 3 more years in which you can defend your high score.

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  18. Life Expectency vs. Extended Years by nitroscen · · Score: 1

    An interesting concept to note: TFA mentions they found it extends life expectancy by three years. With this, I would argue that the exercise was found to "extend your life" by more than three years.

    For example, imagine I said there was a process to delay "old age" deaths by 50 years. Does your life expectancy go up 50 years? No, it goes up far less than that due to other types of death that can occur.

    It's all semantics and statistics anyway, but I just thought I'd point out they were using life expectancy values.

    1. Re:Life Expectency vs. Extended Years by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Also, lifespan only covers one aspect of the situation. Quality of life isn't addressed. The extra 3 years you get from exercise might just be an extra bonus compared to how well you're able to live in the interim.

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  19. On the other hand... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    ...you could ignore the whole issue and gamble that a pill that has the same effect will be invented soon.

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    1. Re:On the other hand... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They have that pill already, but chronic necronic necrosis is one of the potential side effects...

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  20. Depends... by itchythebear · · Score: 1

    Depends on what kind of animal is chasing you...

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    If what I just said sounded like a troll, it was probably just a failed attempt at humor.
  21. Pretty specific number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    considering how varied the population is in weight, mental condition and eating habits. From the abstract, I can't really see how they addressed that. I'm overweight, and am currently working to get rid of the spare tire attached to my waist. I've found that by trying to exercise more, I find myself getting out more, and spending more time with friends and family. In fact, going on hikes, walks, runs and bikes with friends and family has improved my life more than the three years is worth, and my day to day mood has vastly improved. Hell, my love life has even gotten better. The abstract doesn't really say too much about this, but I suspect there's a lot more to longevity than just physical attributes. I have no data to support that, of course, but I have a feeling that going out, exercising and socializing with people certainly couldn't hurt one's life expectancy. Even if you don't get those three years, the ones you have will certainly be more enjoyable.

  22. Full paper by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

    The full pdf paper is slightly more informative. While the summary would seem to indicate that chances of mortality decreases linearly with increasing exercise, from Figure 2 of the chart it seems like after 100 minutes a day the benefits taper off. So it seems like 15 minutes a day is good,150 is overdoing it. http://www.natap.org/2011/HIV/PIIS0140673611607496.pdf
    They also note that ex-smokers exercised more than the norm, so that might be contributing to the decrease in cancer rates (correlation, not causation). Probably very imp. considering the study was done in Taiwan.

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  23. Exercise is good by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

    I know we are geeks here and "supposed" to hate exercise, but exercise is great. It helps cognitive health(http://www.fi.edu/learn/brain/exercise.html, http://news.illinois.edu/news/04/0216exercise.html) and emotional health (http://news.illinois.edu/news/04/0216exercise.html). Increasing your agility and endurance can save your life in a dangerous situation.

    It doesn't have to be boring either. You can practice martial arts or swordsmanship (and what helps you get into a Song of Fire and Ice better than being able to cook some of the dishes and work on swordplay in between books?). Sex counts too (http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/health/sex/better-sex-guide/sex-positions-that-double-as-exercise/), you can get pretty creative in the bedroom. You can grab a bunch of like minded friends, and invent games yourself.

    1. Re:Exercise is good by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      You can grab a bunch of like minded friends, and invent games yourself.

      And with luck, you can use the tips from the fitness magazine with your group of friends.

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    2. Re:Exercise is good by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha. WIN. I'm off to find and join an orgy club, and if one doesn't exist, create one.

    3. Re:Exercise is good by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      For health's sake, of course.

    4. Re:Exercise is good by PPH · · Score: 1

      Sex counts too, you can get pretty creative in the bedroom. You can grab a bunch of like minded friends, and invent games yourself. But I repeat myself.

      There. FIFY

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    5. Re:Exercise is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Exercise is good by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/health/sex/better-sex-guide/sex-positions-that-double-as-exercise/

      They appear to have forgotten the best one. The bucking bronco.

      That definition of Bucking Bronco position is lame. For a real bucking bronco, just start in doggy style with your wife/GF, and when she's starting to enjoy it, lean forward and whisper "your sister likes it this way, too". Then you've just got to stay on for 8 more seconds...

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    7. Re:Exercise is good by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1
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  24. 20 miles equivalent of cardio by peter303 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've heard this expressed in terms of weekly calories expended in heart-raising exercise, i.e 2000. Walking, running, biking (3x miles), etc. doesnt matter so much as long that many calories are burned. Neither whether its compressed into a couple of long sessions or divided into many ten-minute mini-sessions. In fact it recommended to choose the most pleasant form of cardio to you so can you can continue to do to for 50 or 70 more years.

    This data comes from the "grandfather" of the exercise boom Dr. Kenneth Cooper. He wrote a book called Aerobics in 1968 promoting endurance exercise over the then-popular calesthetics. He ignited the running boom by putting the on top of his 60-point-week exercise classification system. Running gets you there in the shortest time.

    Above 2000 exercise calories a week the situation gets murkier. You get additional, but diminishing longevity results up to about 5000 calories (50 miles walking/running). After that the main effect is improve sports performance, not longevity. Dr. Ken even claims that too much exercise may create more oxidative waste than the body can eliminate and then decrease longevity. But this is a minority opinion and irritates the ultra people.

    1. Re:20 miles equivalent of cardio by casi0qv · · Score: 1

      I strongly question the notion that burning calories or raising your heart rate are (independently) where the benefits of exercise come from. Numerous studies show that short duration high intensity exercise (such as Tabata Intervals, or the weight training methods in "Body by Science") produce the same or greater metabolic adaptations (VO2 max, strength, weight loss) with significantly less time spent, and significantly less calories burned. Health improvements from exercise come mostly from activating a specific biological response/adaptation by applying a specific type of stress to your body, not from altering your energy homeostasis by burning calories. Running is probably one of the worst forms of exercise for improving health, since it causes long term joint/leg problems, and tends to cause muscle wasting as your body consumes muscle to maintain glucose levels... but the exercise doesn't use muscles in a way that induces a hypertrophic response.

    2. Re:20 miles equivalent of cardio by joh · · Score: 1

      Running is probably one of the worst forms of exercise for improving health, since it causes long term joint/leg problems, and tends to cause muscle wasting as your body consumes muscle to maintain glucose levels... but the exercise doesn't use muscles in a way that induces a hypertrophic response.

      It seems that just walking a lot is the best. The problem is that it takes time and when you can't integrate this into your daily life (like walking instead of driving) spending an hour a day or so on walking around is a lot.

      There's a study that shows that prostate cancer can be prevented or massively delayed by brisk walking three hours a week.

      Anyway, I think our bodies are evolutionary adapted to a certain lifestyle and this certainly involves quite a bit of getting around and exercising. It's not that exercise extends life, *not* exercising shortens life.

    3. Re:20 miles equivalent of cardio by casi0qv · · Score: 1

      The book I quoted in my previous post ("Body by Science") makes a very strong argument that about 8 minutes/week of very high intensity exercise (weight training to failure) is at least as good as, if not superior to other more time consuming exercise regimens. The authors draw from a rational argument based on physiology and biochemistry, decades of research supporting this viewpoint, and decades of anecdotal success using these techniques themselves. As a programmer/grad student whom must work long hours at a desk, this is my only practical option anyway. Myself, I saw radical changes in my body composition and insulin sensitivity within a few months... nothing like that ever happened with my previous attempts at regular running, cycling, jogging, etc.

    4. Re:20 miles equivalent of cardio by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      spending an hour a day or so on walking around is a lot.

      That's why walking/running on a treadmill while vegging watching TV works so well (at least for me)... Takes my brain off of the pain/sweating, plus I'm watching something I wanted to watch anyway.

    5. Re:20 miles equivalent of cardio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > i.e 2000

      I think you meant e.g., unless the only possible expenditure is 2000.

    6. Re:20 miles equivalent of cardio by zildgulf · · Score: 1

      Which would explain why avid runners that do 3 marathons a week look like heck.

  25. Only exercise 92 min/wk ... by gstrickler · · Score: 2

    ... unless you're enjoying the exercise, or are rich enough to retire. Here's why: Assume you spend 8+ hours per day sleeping, eating, and bathing, and work 40 hours a week (plus travel to/from work). There are 8760 hours per year, of that at least 2,920 hours are sleeping, eating & bathing. Working 40hr/s & 50 weeks (2 weeks vacation) = 2,000 hours. So, at best, you net 3,840 hours/yr, and realistically, closer to 2,500-3,000. Then you spend time shopping, doing housework, being sick, etc.

    • 92 minutes per week gives you an average of an extra 3 years of life. That's ~80 hrs per year for ~75 years = ~ 6,000 hours exercising. In return, you get 3 years extra life. So, 3 yrs will give you 7500 - 11,500 hours of additional free time. That gains you something, but it's not huge.
    • Spending an extra hour a week exercising to get to 150min/week, means spending an extra 52 hrs/yr * 79yrs (75 + 4 extra) means you'll spend 4,180 extra hours exercising to gain just one additional year, which I've already established nets you at most 3,840 hrs (less in reality), which is a net loss of free time.

    So, if you're enjoying the extra exercise, or you can afford to retire, then that extra hour per week might be worth it, but if not, put in your 92 minutes and call it good. Remember, you read it hear first.

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    1. Re:Only exercise 92 min/wk ... by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Two typos in my post "4180" should be "4108" and "hear" should be "here". Preview is nice, but is /. ever going to get an edit option?

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    2. Re:Only exercise 92 min/wk ... by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Or ride a bike to work. If it only takes you twice as long by bike as by car (not always true, but often true), then the net time you spend exercising is only 46 minutes per week (or half of whatever time you spend). Bonus if you can arrange to ride your bike on the days that there are usually traffic jams, because you can do better than (less than) twice as long, plus the schadenfreude of passing stopped traffic on your bicycle.

  26. immediate pleasure of exercise more important by peter303 · · Score: 1

    It makes me feel good doing it. It makes me look better. It reduces colds and headaches. And its fun at times. Increased longevity is a bonus, but not a deal-maker.

    1. Re:immediate pleasure of exercise more important by Pharmboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You young whippersnappers will soon learn that one reason so many of us older folks get exercise is that it reduces the amount of pain in old bones. I won't go to the gym to save my life, but I will work in the yard, garden some, mow the law, haul water in a 5 gallon bucket, wheel barrel stuff off, etc. Nothing too dramatic, but enough that it reduces the pain and inflammation in the joints and you really do feel better. The least amount is around 30 minutes a day of just moving around doing light work to get the benefits, preferably in the A.M. Ask anyone with arthritis, you will get the same answer.

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    2. Re:immediate pleasure of exercise more important by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      I won't go to the gym to save my life, but I will work in the yard, garden some, mow the law, haul water in a 5 gallon bucket, wheel barrel stuff off, etc.

      Not to mention humping the wife daily. For medicinal reasons, of course [quoth the merely middle-aged rheumatic].

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    3. Re:immediate pleasure of exercise more important by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      I won't go to the gym to save my life, but I will work in the yard, garden some, mow the law,...

      Mowin' the law, mowin' the law!

      /judaspriest

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  27. Worthless study by surferx0 · · Score: 1

    As a fitness professional who has worked with a countless number of people at different fitness levels in different stages of their lives, trying to quantify the number of years gained with exercise completely misses the point and is deceiving.

    Truthfully exercise will probably net someone little to no extra years in their life. However the quality of those years is where the significant difference will be. If someone wishes to be physically active with their body well into their elder years, then exercise will allow for that. However if someone is content being completely inactive, then exercise will provide little benefit to them and honestly they should just not bother with it.

    Diet will have a far bigger impact on actual life expectancy than exercise ever could.

    1. Re:Worthless study by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      If someone wishes to be physically active with their body well into their elder years...

      Or with their mind.

      Diet will have a far bigger impact on actual life expectancy than exercise ever could.

      Intense exercise reduces appetite. It also counteracts depression, which is a cause of overeating.

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    2. Re:Worthless study by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      As a fitness professional who has worked with a countless number of people

      Thanks Surferx0, I'll trust your personal opinion coming from the standpoint of having exercised with people sometimes over science anyday!

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  28. Breath in, breath out. by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Breath in, breath out.

    Put fork in food. Lift fork to mouth. Chew.

    Walk to bathroom. Do my business. Flush toilet.

    Failure to do any of these on a regular basis is very likely to shorten my life significantly.

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  29. Sweet by Megalodactyl · · Score: 1

    I am well into the clear then, that and with a standing desk arrangement I'll have a long and productive life.

  30. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just seems like a waste. I'm smoking and extremely obese. Why would I want to live longer?

  31. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  32. Re:I'm an active poster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on your reaction to trolls.

    Throw a 20"+ CRT across the room? That's 5 minutes, not including the time used to broom up the pieces.

    Punch through an LCD? Sorry but that's half a minute (+1 minute if it's a glass screen). You can increase the activity level by standing and breaking the screen across a knee.

    Write a snarky replay? Sadly that is negative 30 seconds plus the time to write (ttw) it out: -(30s + ttw)

  33. Causation? by screwzloos · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to bet that on average, the people that fit in the workout group also ate healthier food, didn't smoke, and kept their excess weight down. If you completely ignored the workout aspect (or selected a test group where they were all equally inactive) and looked at just eating and smoking habits and body fat percentages, would you find the same three year difference? (Rhetorical; I know the answer.)

  34. It's about quantity, not quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares how long you eventually live. Take a look at someone approaching old age after a lifetime of inactivity versus someone who exercised regularly and tell me which one you'd rather be. I see many folks in their late 60s and early 70s who can't stand up straight and for whom every movement is painful, who get winded doing the simplest of activities, etc. They can't play actively with their grandkids or even walk through a supermarket without assistance. Meanwhile, I see plenty of folks who have gotten regular exercise who have far, far higher quality of life well into old age. They might die at the exact same age, but I know which one I'd rather be. That said, it seems that being overweight is the single most important factor when talking about physical mobility in old age - based on my very casual observations. Being fat will have you riding a scooter around your supermarket while folks 10 years older than you amble on by quite comfortably. And you just don't see many fat people who are well into their 80s and 90s, probably for good reason.

  35. Okay by TafBang · · Score: 0

    This was my facebook status days ago. people need to quit being fat as fuck

  36. Another clumsy study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the summary, each additional 15 minutes of exercise reduces mortality risk by 4%. There's no cap, no diminishing returns? So if I exercise 5 1/2 hours a day, I can reduce my risk to zero?
    The methodology of these studies are always so questionable too. A - it's self-report. B - it's just a tenuous association. I don't see any mention of controls for diet, stress, sleep, etc. I'm going out on a limb here, but maybe people who exercise more eat better too.

  37. gamers and exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you please, in the future, refrain from using the cliché that gamers don't get exercise?
    Thank you.

    (captcha: smelly. :D )

    1. Re:gamers and exercise by PPH · · Score: 1

      (captcha: smelly. :D )

      That captcha generator appears to incorporate some serious AI.

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  38. You don't become less active when you get old... by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...you get old when you become less active.

    Statements like that quoted in the summary are pure silliness. On average, exercise will tend to extend life expectancy, but that is certainly not the whole story. Plenty of exercise, proper nutrition, and stimulating thought will improve quality of life for many years leading up to death. Those years are the time to enjoy the life you have.

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  39. Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by casi0qv · · Score: 1

    This is an epidemiological study, so it cannot establish cause and effect. It's highly plausible that people whom live longer also exercise more, because of other factors (such as being physically able to). There's also many different types of exercise with totally different metabolic effects, which this study doesn't isolate. Moreover, it's only capable of looking at the range of activity present in the population it's looking at (relatively sedentary people in Taiwan). Personally, I think if you're going to do exercise for the explicit purpose of improving health and extending life, you shouldn't focus on replicating the amount of time spent exercising by the longest lived people in this group. There's a lot more information you can learn from also (biochemical understanding, exercise physiology studies, other epidemiological studies of other populations, etc.) I suspect spending less time doing high intensity exercise (such as the 8 minutes/week of heavy weight lifting to total failure as explained and justified biochemically in great detail in the great book "Body by Science") is much more likely to extend life span, and prevent metabolic syndrome (the main cause of death in developed countries) with much less time commitment. Not to mention that it will make you ****ing ripped with significant measurable weekly increases in strength that continue for a year or two. High intensity exercise (like weight lifting or sprinting) can use up most of your glycogen reserves quickly, and with little chance of injury in a way that almost no other exercise can. This improves insulin sensitivity (one of the main problems of metabolic syndrome) significantly for weeks after the exercise.

    1. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Cannot establish cause and effect, yet it is another in a long strong of amazing coincidental correlations of exercise and reduced mortality.

      I have, however, heard a somewhat more authoritative confirmation of approximately your assertions about insulin sensitivity, from a bona-fide microbiologist who has been studying diabetic metabolism in recent years. He didn't say anything about high-intensity stuff, he just said, "use the muscles". And the fact that all these other studies were not necessarily studying high intensity exercise (stuff like walking, bicycling), perhaps it is helpful, but it is not the only helpful thing.

    2. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by casi0qv · · Score: 1

      If it's not high enough intensity, than only a small portion of muscle fibers (slow twitch) are engaged, so you don't drain as much glycogen from your muscles or make the same beneficial metabolic adaptations. If its *too high* intensity (such as a single powerlift) the slow twitch muscle fibers never fatigue fully. Reaching total muscle failure in about a minute or so through weight lifting can engage and fatigue nearly all of the muscle fibers in the group being worked, so it gives you the most "bang for your buck" in terms of metabolic adaptation with a limited training time. There's many peer reviewed studies supporting this, such as this one (http://www.biomedcentral.com/1472-6823/9/3/abstract).

    3. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Could be (which is to say, an occasional hill climb on the bike seems to make me faster for a week or so afterwards, and I've read something positive about old people and weight training), but what about the other stuff exercise gets you? That would include aerobic capacity (much harder for me to grow than muscles), blood chemistry improvements (+HDL, -LDL, -triglycerides), and making stiff (perhaps arthritic) joints feel better?

    4. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      I just read that abstract -- you've got to be careful, because those were young men. Speaking as a former young man, I remember when I could grow muscles carrying groceries into the house. That might not generalize to old farts (which is to say, I no longer grow muscles carrying groceries into the house). There were things I could do then that I would not even attempt to do now, for fear of damaging myself in some dire way. I was also, right around that age, denser than water, even with a full breath of air. Nowadays, I float handily.

    5. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by casi0qv · · Score: 1

      High intensity exercise *also* maximally taxes the cardiovascular system and produces the same or better aerobic capacity improvements as endurance training with less training time (http://pmid.us/8897392). If you notice AFTER high intensity exercise, you're out of breath for a very long time. During this period your cardiovascular system continues to work at maximum capacity for quite some time, breaking down leftover lactic acid from your short period of high intensity exercise. The HDL/LDL/TG measure in terms of "good/bad/bad" is oversimplified to the point of meaninglessness but basically if excess glucose is getting shunted into muscle tissue, then it's not undergoing denovo lipogenesis and raising triglycerides and small dense LDL. Arthritis is primarily an autoimmune inflammatory disorder, and for that I think dietary changes may be more effective than any exercise regimen.... especially dietary omega 3/6 ratio (reduce high linoleic acid seed oils, eat more fish) and testing for unidentified common food allergies through systematic elimination and reintroduction (gluten, casein, etc.). The biggest thing that bothers me about intense regular aerobics/endurance training is the hormonal stress response (significantly elevated cortisol that stays raised for weeks after training ceases). In the long term high cortisol levels totally wreck your health in many different ways. However this is much more of an issue for pro-athletes than someone doing just a few hours a week of aerobics.

    6. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      I realize that one guy's anecdote is not an epidemiological study, but I get immediate and days-sustained relief from some joint aches, from time spent on the bicycle. This correlation goes back decades; I am willing to bet on causation at this point.

      As far as the dietary stuff goes, doing that already. It alone is not sufficient. Anything easy, I do. It helps that I like fish.

      So for me at least, your advice about the relative effectiveness of exercise vs diet w.r.t. joint pain, is exactly backwards. I am well aware that I am not necessarily typical.

      I think you are a little quick to dismiss the HDL/LDL/TG stuff, too. Though we don't know the exact mechanisms involved, the conclusions about good/bad/bad are also derived from epidemiological studies, not unlike the one that you cite. Some of the methods for changing them have been shown to be bogus (Zetia, Niacin -- change the measures, but not the outcomes), which raises the distinct possibility that these are symptoms, not causes, but for the moment, still not sure.

      On the other hand, exercise (of many kinds, not just intervals) is well-correlated with reduced mortality, so, duh. And yes, I know about intervals within a larger exercise program -- I raced bicycles as a kid, intervals are what you do to get stronger.

      I'm not sure there's much point in your giving me much more medical advice, since about half of what you recommend, is bass-ackwards for me.

    7. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by casi0qv · · Score: 1

      I'm not intending to give you medical advice, just share controversial ideas that I think are interesting. It's not possible to give enough detail to fully cite my sources and justify my reasoning in a convincing manner within a /. post.

      I'm also a long time avid cyclist, but I continued to have serious inflammatory problems with my lower back and left knee that did go away at the same time that I made significant dietary changes (could be a coincidence).

      Exercise is well correlated with mortality at a population level, but that doesn't tell you which type of exercise is most effective at preventing or managing a specific illness, nor does it suggest that the dose/response curve is linear (ie how much exercise of a given type would optimize health, vs diminishing health with excessive exercise). I'm trying to make the argument that high intensity exercise seems to be the most practical course for a sedentary person looking to improve their health with minimal risk.

      I'm not dismissing the importance of HDL, LDL, or Triglyceride levels, just pointing out that it's severely oversimplified and not well understood. In particular factors such as mean LDL residence time, particle size, and lipid composition are much greater predictors of cardiovascular risk than total LDL, but are not yet commonly tested for. High LDL could be a risk factor at the population level only because high LDL tends to have a certain cause or follow a particular pattern in that population. In particular, it's surprising that high saturated fat consumption raises LDL significantly yet fails to correlate with increased cardiovascular deaths even in the extreme when it makes up the majority of total calories ( http://pmid.us/20071648 and http://pmid.us/16018792 among many others).

      There is a lot of new evidence that nearly all autoimmune inflammatory diseases co-occur with "leaky gut" or decreased intestinal permeability, plus gut dysbiosis (unusual patterns of gut microbial species). Exactly what this says about how we should be treating those illnesses is unclear.

    8. Re:Another epidemiological study misinterpreted? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      That might not generalize to old farts (which is to say, I no longer grow muscles carrying groceries into the house). There were things I could do then that I would not even attempt to do now, for fear of damaging myself in some dire way.

      I used to be that way (I also suffered from an unpleasant chronic illness). Then I worked up to my present exercise program slowly and carefully, backing off (but not quitting!) when I detected the onset of joint damage. I now have a waist-hip ratio of .9, an ideal BMI, a resting heart rate in the mid fifties, systolic blood pressure below 110, and a 2 minute recovery after maximal exercise of more than 40 beats. I also take (a lot of) fish oil and am on an SMNS diet.

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  40. Not the minimum by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    What if I only want to extend my life by 2 years? Why is 3 years the quantum, here?

  41. Not enough information. by tool462 · · Score: 1

    Did they factor in how much of that extra 3 years is due to the time dilation of moving closer to the speed of light than a sedentary person?

    I just can't take this study seriously if they're going to gloss over obvious issues like this one.

  42. There is a lot more to this story... by pk001i · · Score: 1

    ...but the authors also calculated the least publishable unit, and found that with just 92 minutes of work per week they can extend their funding by three years.

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  43. Bicycling! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    The *only* benefit I have gained by moving where I have has been that I can now bicycle to and from work. While I have considered that it may somehow extend my life in some way, I am often more concerned about how it might shorten it. ;)

    Seriously, people. I have ridden a roller-coaster of experiments on myself mixing diet and exercise and there is little to be gained through exercise. Sure, you need to keep your heart healthy and your circulatory system working well, but as far as I am concerned, that is the only real benefit of regular exercise. If you want to get or keep the weight down, nothing influences that more than diet.

    Last year, I went on low-carb and heavy cycling. Once I reached my target weight and size, I went back to normal eating (which in all honesty isn't "good" eating) and I maintained my cycling. Before long, I was gaining weight and my pants were feeling tighter.... and I NEVER stopped cycling. (I do about 10 miles a day minimum... somewhere between 40 and 70 minutes each day depending on traffic and weather)

    So every time I hear something about exercise without mention of diet, I have to shake my head. And you don't have to go low-carb to diet either... you can drop meat and greasy foods and push vegetables. (Just don't mix fats with carbs... one or the other, but not both) But since this study was done in Taiwan, I doubt they have a horrible obesity rate there and that they eat better than we do in the US, so it's probably a non-issue in this case.

    1. Re:Bicycling! by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      I ride almost every day to work. It is far more pleasant than driving.

      The key to exercise is finding something that you enjoy.

    2. Re:Bicycling! by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      This is totally in line with my experience as well. However, as a recently diagnosed Type2 diabetic frequently monitoring my blood sugar, I can also attest to another clear benefit of moderate exercise: it keeps your blood sugar in much better control than if you stay sedentary. And at least for me, the blood sugar benefit seems to appear with as little as 20-30 minutes of walking, and doesn't seem to help much more with longer or more vigorous exercise.

      But as much as I've ever tried, and I've tried pretty damn hard, losing weight by exercise alone never worked for me. And after reading both of Gary Taubes' books, there seems to be good reason for that...it is very difficult to engage in extended vigorous exercise without "working up an appetite", which tends to defeat any caloric deficit from the activity.

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    3. Re:Bicycling! by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      There's a LOT to be gained from exercise, as long as you aren't expecting miraculous reduction in weight. About 5 years ago I ramped up to 50 miles/week on my bike. I rapidly lost 20 pounds -- but not a pound since then. However, I have not gained any weight, either.

      On the plus side, my achy joints (knees, back) don't ache so much, and in the winter I can shovel snow till my arms are noodles and my hands feel like a ran a truck over them. And all my blood numbers moved to the good side.

    4. Re:Bicycling! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      And after reading both of Gary Taubes' books, there seems to be good reason for that...it is very difficult to engage in extended vigorous exercise without "working up an appetite", which tends to defeat any caloric deficit from the activity.

      Your exercise was not vigorous enough. Really intense exercise reduces appetite. Try, for example, an interval training regime consisting of eight one-minute sprints seperated by one minute of brisk (100 steps/min) walking. The sprints should be run all-out, so that your heart rate reaches at least 80% of your maximum and you are left breathing as hard as you can. If you are young replace the walking with jogging.

      You're right that exercise alone is not enough, though. Try the SMNS diet. It works.

      BTW I know someone who completely cured his type 2 diabetes with diet and intense exercise.

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    5. Re:Bicycling! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Wrong. After you become 30 you will lose 1% of your muscle mass every year if you don't exercise. Slowing muscle loss or even gaining muscle mass is a huge benefit. Strenghtening the bones is also a good thing.

      As for you gaining weight, it is basically very simple: if you eat more than your body needs, you will get fat, whether you do sports or not. Also when you get progressively more fit, your body will expend less energy while exercising, so either you will need to push yourself harder or eat less than accustomed.

      If cycling was not good enough to keep your weight then your normal eating is really excessive.

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    6. Re:Bicycling! by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you talking about quick vigorous activity, but any endurance race I do gives me the munchies.

      I do a lot of triathlons and in the last few miles of the run I start fantasizing about eating pizza. Its really odd!

  44. I can do the math also by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Tonight, I'm going to exercise for 92 minutes. In 2.9 years, I'll again exercise for 92 minutes. Just do it.

  45. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "92 minutes of moderate activity a week can extend your life by three years."

    Eternal life!

    Yes!

  46. According to my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll need to have sex 46 times this week.

    1. Re:According to my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The way my marriage is going, I'll be lucky to have sex 46 times before I die.

  47. It could be 1 minute a week and it wouldn't matter by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I have come to the conclusion that by large and far the average person's goal in life is to spend ZERO minutes per week doing anything even remotely resembling work they don't have to do, and by "don't have to do" I mean "that they're not getting paid cash money to do". There is absolutely nothing you can do to externally motivate people to exercise. Even pointing a gun at them and making it clear you'll use it on them is only temporary, and even then I'm sure some people would rather take the bullet. Motivation to exercise must come from within, and reasoning like "you'll live longer", "you'll look better", "you'll feel better in the long run", "you'll be healthier in the long run", and "you'll be considered more attractive by the opposite sex" are never enough and can even be counterproductive in the long run ("attracting a mate" is eventually self-defeating, once you get what you want, so much for your motivation!).

    I'm already aware of how much heat I'm going to get for calling out the majority of the people in the world like this, and I don't really care, I'm just calling it like I see it. Go right ahead and moderate me down to "-1, Troll" all you like; it won't change my opinion or invalidate anything I just said.

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  48. immortal? by anwyn · · Score: 1

    It gets better--following their math, 92 minutes a week gives a 14% reduction in mortality from all causes, and every additional 15 minutes gives an additional 4%. there's no point of diminishing returns identified. So, if you exercise 7 hours a week, you become immortal.

    Not if someone who exercises 8 hours per week takes your head!

    1. Re:immortal? by CountZero117 · · Score: 1

      Well you know.. There can be only one and all that. :)

  49. Cause or effect ? by dacom · · Score: 1

    This could mean that persons with a body capable of endure 3 extra years are more willing to do exercise .-

  50. Speaking of Beer by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    Do 16oz curls and monkey wrestling count?

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  51. It's about QUALITY OF LIFE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It gets better--following their math, 92 minutes a week gives a 14% reduction in mortality from all causes, and every additional 15 minutes gives an additional 4%.

    Clearly, it's not a linear scale. Also, this is a reduction in mortality. Life expectancy did not increase 14%, it increased 3 years which is about 4%.

    It means if you exercise, the length of time you are in a wheelchair or in pain due to insufficient muscle mass (eg. chronic back pain, or chronic joint pain, etc.) is greatly reduced. Instead of a slow, painful decline leading to death spreading over last 20 years of your life, your life ends much more abruptly. For example, you die from complications to some cold virus while you were fine just a week ago.

    Exercise is about quality of life, not about its duration.

    1. Re:It's about QUALITY OF LIFE by CountZero117 · · Score: 1

      It gets better--following their math, 92 minutes a week gives a 14% reduction in mortality from all causes, and every additional 15 minutes gives an additional 4%.

      Clearly, it's not a linear scale. Also, this is a reduction in mortality. Life expectancy did not increase 14%, it increased 3 years which is about 4%.

      It means if you exercise, the length of time you are in a wheelchair or in pain due to insufficient muscle mass (eg. chronic back pain, or chronic joint pain, etc.) is greatly reduced. Instead of a slow, painful decline leading to death spreading over last 20 years of your life, your life ends much more abruptly. For example, you die from complications to some cold virus while you were fine just a week ago.

      Exercise is about quality of life, not about its duration.

      True true. But also the quality of your life is usually improved due to exercise cause of increased neurotransmitter release, hormones, etc. A little bit of exercise should improve quality and duration of life by a someone positive percentage. In theory anyway.

  52. Yet another misleading headline by rcharbon · · Score: 1

    The study doesn't say that 92 minutes of exercise a week is the minimum necessary to extend life. It says that all groups in the study that exercised at all showed extended life when compared to the inactive group, and the average weekly exercise duration of the study group with the lowest amount of exercise was 92 minutes. Whoop-de-do. Exercise is good for you. Who knew?

  53. Extra 3 years? Who cares. What about life quality? by Flammon · · Score: 1

    Quality of life is more important to me. I don't exercise for the extra three years, that's just a bonus.

  54. Re:Extra 3 years? Who cares. What about life quali by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Young, aren't you?

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  55. Yes, but is it *worth it* by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
    After approximately 19.2 yrs of 15-mins-a-day (everyday) you will have successfully *spent* those "extra three years" doing exercise.

    The real questions needing to be answered are
    • after 15 mins a day does your quality of life improve or are you just likely to live slightly longer
    • 15-mins-a-day for a couple of months, or for the rest of my life
    • and if I live more than 20 yrs, do I get more than just three years (because it rapidly becomes a loss not a gain)
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  56. Living Well by ddelmonte · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of two expressions (sort of polar opposites).

    1. Living well doesn't make you live longer, it just makes it seem longer.

    2. Eubie Blake - at his 100th birthday - "If I'd have known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"...

  57. really ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 years for all that exercise ? screw it

  58. No it doesn't by jeroen94704 · · Score: 1

    "The conclusion: 92 minutes of moderate activity a week can extend your life by three years."

    Which is bollocks of course. The only thing that can be said is that 92 minutes a week increases the average life expectancy of a population of sufficient size by three years. What the result of this exercise is on any given individual is completely unknown.

    Also, what's the standard deviation for this number? I am of the opinion that everybody who argues a case using some average number without providing the accompanying standard deviation should be summarily executed. An average without a std dev is worse than useless.

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  59. definition of exercice by goarilla · · Score: 1

    Does it include masturbation ?

  60. Great news by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I must spend that long wanking

    1. Re:Great news by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just 13 minutes a day is all it takes. Any single guy should have it covered.

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  61. Re:Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Varicose veins.

  62. Executive Summary by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Good Looking Corpse

  63. Ask Dilbert first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1990-08-07/

  64. Re:Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For more extremeness: run 8 miles to work, code at standing desk all day, run 8 miles back. Use beer as calorie replacement. As a result of this, I freak out when my body fat gets to 8%. I don't know how overweight people manage to do anything, I'd be too stressed by how weird everything felt. In that way it's almost a respect thing, but it's not a place I'd like to be myself haha.

  65. You won't live longer, you'll die healthier ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...which is a good thing in itself. But no amount of physical exercise, health food, etc. can alter your genetically coded individual life expectancy. That's one of the great lies of our times. Shortening your life on the other hand is easy - motorcycling, drugs abuse (including alcohol & burgers), becoming a soldier in Afghanistan...

  66. Re:Two words: by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Standing desk. Proper diet an a minimum of exercise for the nerds.

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  67. Re:You don't become less active when you get old.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we can't forget the genetic factor. The men in my family on my paternal side. have regularly lived to late 90's no matter if they drank or smoked or not. My father smoked and drank to excess and lived to 98. His father did neither and hit 99. And so it goes.

  68. Quality of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, what quality of life are you extending into? Drooling all over yourself and increasing your Depends change frequency for an extra three years could suck! Call me when you can tack on the extra three years at 21.

  69. The answer is to socialize your workouts by xmark · · Score: 1

    I teach group fitness classes at the gym. Actually, at four of them.

    There is no greater motivation to work out than to enjoy it, and if you find a good instructor and fun, vigorous class, you will stop thinking of exercise as something you have to do, and start looking forward to it as something you get to do.

    If you try a class and don't like it, then try another one until you do. Good instructors keep the format evergreen and ever-changing, and the music fresh. They engage the class the way an emcee engages an audience. It's not about the workout, it's about the experience.

    Be sure to pick a class where the scenery is good, too. No kidding, that can be immensely motivating. After 7,000 classes, it still is for me. :)

    Also, pick a class that's challenging. Not overwhelming, but definitely hard. I learned that early on - people come back again and again when they know they will be challenged. A successful regime of exercise provides a sense of accomplishment over time, a sense that one has taken back control. It's heady. Plus, it reliably provides stress relief each time you do it. Finally, working out in group classes provides easy avenues to meeting women who are a significant cut above the usual fare at bars, etc.

    To a certain point, working out doesn't cost time, either. You won't use the time you "save" by skipping exercise, you'll fritter it away. But if you exercise, you'll get that gym hour back through increased energy, efficiency, better sleep, and sharper thinking. Your mood will be better, too, as well as your self-confidence.

    There is no downside. Find a way to socialize your workouts.

    1. Re:The answer is to socialize your workouts by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      I think this is the best answer to my post. Thank you! I wish you were my teacher since you sound like a really good one, and even if I'm wrong about that, I'm sure you are passionate about what you do and that's probably more important.

    2. Re:The answer is to socialize your workouts by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Do you have any ideas on how to work around psychological blocks? My dad was overzealous - now anything different from walking makes me feel like trash.

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  70. wow, thanks by xmark · · Score: 1

    You made my day. Seriously.

  71. so imagine if.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    So imagine if you actually instead of doing 93 minutes over a 172 hour week, you did actually more like 10 hours overall.....wow...just imagine....