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Microsoft 'Hut' Opens Outside Seattle Apple Store

theodp writes "On October 20th, Microsoft will open its 14th store in Seattle's popular University Village shopping center, where it will go head-to-head against an existing Apple Store. To help build buzz for next week's grand opening, Microsoft set up a temporary Kinect-equipped hut within spitting distance of the Apple store, a guerrilla marketing effort designed to catch the attention of the throngs flocking to the Apple Store for the new iPhone 4S. Microsoft will up the marketing ante for next weekend's grand opening, transforming the parking lot between the two stores into a concert venue for performances by The Black Keys and OneRepublic. Any bets on whether the concerts will drum up more business for the Zune Market Place or the iTunes Store?"

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  1. A parade and a funeral by symbolset · · Score: 2

    Maybe it would be best in consideration of the season and in light of current events for Microsoft's marketing department to reprise this popular event from the launch of Windows Phone.

    The free concert series was a big hit for WP7 - it drew big crowds.

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    1. Re:A parade and a funeral by A12m0v · · Score: 1

      What does Microsoft have to sell? As a Zune HD owner I'm disappointed they didn't bring a Zune HD2.

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    2. Re:A parade and a funeral by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Yeah didn't they kill the whole Zune line?

      What's kindof interesting is, I played with a windows phone lately. To be honest, they're pretty slick.

      I guess they just fell asleep at the wheel with the crappy old WinMo and showed up way too late for the current generation of smartphones.

    3. Re:A parade and a funeral by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Ahem... XBox? Their softwarez?

    4. Re:A parade and a funeral by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Xbox is a net loser. Word processing documents and spreadsheets have been a solved problem for 20 years. What new have they, except their stuff doesn't work with other stuff? And why would that be a "plus"?

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    5. Re:A parade and a funeral by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be honest, they're pretty slick.

      I've seen this comment about a lot of MS products lately, like the Office ribbon, Win 7/8, Mango, etc. Problem is, once you press the Microsoft evangelists on what they actually DO better, they can't tell you (and instead just get their mod-squad to downvote the comment to oblivion). As a result, Kinect is one of the rare products they have which is even vaguely inspiring.

      Between that, and antics like this Kinect-hut, you'd have to say Apple has spooked them so thoroughly they're putting all their efforts into making shiny products instead of effective ones.

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    6. Re:A parade and a funeral by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      "What's kindof interesting is, I played with a windows phone lately. To be honest, they're pretty slick. "

      Slick, yes. In fact, very slick... but little else, unfortunately.

      None of the advantages represented by Windows as a brand are present - whether from Windows Mobile (direct syncing via cable, all the more or less mature business features) or Windows on the desktop (the fairly obvious... useful multitasking, a world of applications), and none of the new features are good enough to sway either Android or iOS users.

      Maybe Windows 8 ARM tablets in phone form factor will change that...

    7. Re:A parade and a funeral by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Xbox has been turning a profit now for the last few years. They lost a lot on the first one, some on the 360 for the first 1-2 years, since then it has turned in a profit every quarter.

    8. Re:A parade and a funeral by JabrTheHut · · Score: 2

      As a result, Kinect is one of the rare products they have which is even vaguely inspiring.

      I find Kinect frightening - an advertiser's nirvana, where they can watch you in your living room and determine what you are doing all the time.

      No thanks, I'd rather they have to hire someone to sneak up to my window to do that, rather than have me pay them to do that.

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    9. Re:A parade and a funeral by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      XBox 360 - Yes, was a loss leader now making money nicely
      Zune - Dead
      Windows Mobile - Dying and losing against competition
      Office/Windows - The default, still popular, but not for any reason other than it is the default
      IIS - Still well behind
      etc .. etc ...

      They have a partial monopoly that is rapidly losing ground, in one market, but in all other markets except for consoles they are an also ran ...

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    10. Re:A parade and a funeral by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Even over the previous losses?

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    11. Re:A parade and a funeral by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Yes I too miss Zune. I have been looking for an expensive way to hold down papers, fill my pocket and weight down mousies that I throw into the lake who can't pay their mafia debts. Now that Microsoft has bowed out of this lucrative market, who else is going to come forward to fill this HUGE markets demands???

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    12. Re:A parade and a funeral by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I find the reason I avoid Microsoft technologies is how fast they churn out new products, just to realize the failure and drop it. Why would I adopt any product microsoft makes when I'm not sure if they'll even hold on to it? They're so fast at changing technology and completely alienating the userbase that bought into it.. The old windows phone that lasted a week? The zune- whose market place is sure to close.. Forget it. I'll go with a small company who has a lot more riding on their products.

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  2. Spitting distance? by plover · · Score: 1

    Spitting distance? Ballmer must have selected the location.

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    1. Re:Spitting distance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be worth it to see the Softies with their black T-shirts: "Let's Cut Off (Apple logo) Air Supply"

    2. Re:Spitting distance? by Divebus · · Score: 2

      Spitting distance? Isn't that "squirting distance"?

      It's hard to believe Microsoft would be so willing to show this direct comparison - revealing they haven't had an original thought in ten years.

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    3. Re:Spitting distance? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What original thought did Microsoft have 10 years ago? Even 20 or 30? Microsoft has actually built some good software on occasion, but they have never had an original thought since Bill Gates wrote a BASIC interpreter on paper tape in 1975.

      Actually, MSR has plenty of original thoughts, but what just like Vegas, whatever happens in MSR stays in MSR.

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    4. Re:Spitting distance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Kinect?

    5. Re:Spitting distance? by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Microsoft bought Kinect from PrimeSense, an Israeli company.

      Next?

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    6. Re:Spitting distance? by Divebus · · Score: 1

      The original thoughts Microsoft had more than 10 years ago... uh, got me there.

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    7. Re:Spitting distance? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I think technically MS got the idea of Kinect from MS Research as Project Natal. My understanding that they were not able to get the technology to work the way they wanted it to work until PrimeSense came along with their camera technology.

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    8. Re:Spitting distance? by luke923 · · Score: 2

      I know it's been a while, but what about Hungarian Notation? Granted, it's been out for a while, but it's indispensable for most non-Web developers.

      BTW, since no one has said it before, let me say it now -- DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! Now, we can be within "sweating distance."

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    9. Re:Spitting distance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you making a funny?

    10. Re:Spitting distance? by JabrTheHut · · Score: 1

      What original thought did Microsoft have 10 years ago? Even 20 or 30? Microsoft has actually built some good software on occasion, but they have never had an original thought since Bill Gates wrote a BASIC interpreter on paper tape in 1975.

      They came up with the brilliant idea of forcing every PC manufacturer to sell only their product, destroying all competition and making billions. A very original idea at the time...

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  3. Grr. Link fail. by symbolset · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Grr. Link fail. by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      That was the launch of WP7 - almost a year ago to the day.

      This "Mango" version coming out at the end of the year is the version that is REALLY supposed to work. And they have better bands this time. And they got their mobile OS a kewl new food-based nickname. (How original!)

      Yes, any year now they should be ready to compete with where Apple and Android were a couple of years ago.

    2. Re:Grr. Link fail. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      IF they hadn't thrown away support for WiMo 6 all that hackers who built that ecosystem would still be using Microsoft phones. All the tinkerers I know who liked Windows Mobile are now all Android users.

      Way to fuck your customer, again (Play4sure), Microsoft!

  4. aaah by unity100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    that would be 'chair-throwing distance'. not spit.

    1. Re:aaah by plover · · Score: 2

      Perhaps I should have said "frothing distance", or possibly "sweating distance". Whatever, with Ballmer, they're still all about the same.

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    2. Re:aaah by c · · Score: 2

      > Perhaps I should have said "frothing distance",
      > or possibly "sweating distance".

      How 'bout "squirting distance"?

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    3. Re:aaah by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope, squirting distance...

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    4. Re:aaah by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      > Perhaps I should have said "frothing distance", > or possibly "sweating distance".

      How 'bout "squirting distance"?

      Snorting distance, perhaps. I mean just look at d4 as an after effect...

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    5. Re:aaah by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Chair throwing distance?

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    6. Re:aaah by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You win. If only moderation weren't broken, and I had mod points.

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    7. Re:aaah by unity100 · · Score: 1

      google 'balmer chairs'.

    8. Re:aaah by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      ... from 2005?

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    9. Re:aaah by unity100 · · Score: 1

      mmmmmmmmmmmm ..... 2005 ..........

  5. Nevermind that... by robot256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    On October 20th, Microsoft will open its 14th store in Seattle's popular University Village shopping center...

    Why do they need 14 stores in one shopping center?

    1. Re:Nevermind that... by toetagger · · Score: 1, Troll

      one for each customer, of course! Do you know how long it takes to install & configure one PC?

    2. Re:Nevermind that... by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      It's one damned popular shopping center.

    3. Re:Nevermind that... by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Because Ballmer figured out that he needs to have 14 MS stores to every 1 Apple Store? Also, it's but a stones throw away from Office Depot where you can sometimes get a good deal on chairs.

    4. Re:Nevermind that... by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      On October 20th, Microsoft will open its 14th store in Seattle's popular University Village shopping center...

      Why do they need 14 stores in one shopping center?

      Because the author is wrong. According to the list of stores on University Village website there is only one Microsoft store which will open October 20th.

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    5. Re:Nevermind that... by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

      They decided to imitate Starbucks.

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    6. Re:Nevermind that... by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

      They open one each time someone buys a WP7 phone - its a kind of loss leader tactic so the marketing peeps can trumpet their staff/customer ratio being the highest in the business.

    7. Re:Nevermind that... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      The author isn't wrong. The other thirteen stores aren't in University Village.

    8. Re:Nevermind that... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, the author isn't wrong at all, he's just unwittingly exposed one of the flaws of the English language, the fact that one of his clauses is ambiguous in what it's referring to. I haven't looked it up, but MS probably now has 14 stores, but that's the total number everywhere. The 14th one is located in this shopping center. How else would you word this sentence to specify that only the 14th store is located in this shopping center? Without adding whole sentences, I don't believe you can.

      To be fair, though, even with this and many other flaws, English is still better than a lot of other languages in this regard.

    9. Re:Nevermind that... by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOOOOSHH....

    10. Re:Nevermind that... by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      If it were a chair's throw away it would probably explain the good deals.

    11. Re:Nevermind that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - On October 20th, Seattle's popular University Village shopping center will be home to Microsoft's 14th store. ...there are countless other ways to say the same thing

      There are numerous ways to avoid confusion brought on by ambiguous language

    12. Re:Nevermind that... by formfeed · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOOOOSHH....

      Are you all so subtly implying that there are clueless people on the internets and that they don't follow the first rule to sit on one's hands for a while before posting?
      .. or was that just the sound of a chair flying by?

    13. Re:Nevermind that... by BlackSmithNZ · · Score: 1

      "On October 20th, Microsoft will open its 14th store, this one in Seattle's popular University Village shopping center..."

      or

      "Microsoft will open its newest store in Seattle's popular University Village shopping centre on October 20th, Microsofts' 14th store in the US...."

      etc...

      but the context allows most people to figure out the original sentence anyway.. it makes sense that this store would be in the shopping centre, and 13 others elsewhere..

    14. Re:Nevermind that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if you write "opening the 14th store, in the shopping center", you can get it done.

    15. Re:Nevermind that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They decided to imitate Starbucks.

      There actually are 4 Starbucks' there. :)

    16. Re:Nevermind that... by Fnord666 · · Score: 0

      Because the author is wrong. According to the list of stores on University Village website there is only one Microsoft store which will open October 20th.

      Hey, what was that whooshing sound?

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    17. Re:Nevermind that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's only three Starbucks in the University Village.

    18. Re:Nevermind that... by sinan · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it's time to buy Office Depot stock...

    19. Re:Nevermind that... by luke923 · · Score: 1

      They probably used to be Blockbusters.

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    20. Re:Nevermind that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? All three of you totally missed that robot256 was joking? He's a robot, and yet is still better than all of you with little human idiosyncrasies like humor.

    21. Re:Nevermind that... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no. I certainly saw that he was joking, but the first responder, "iamhassi" is the one who missed the joke. Then I turned it into a discussion about the English language. BTW, there's only two of us; you're the third one.

    22. Re:Nevermind that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does in fact have two Starbucks...

    23. Re:Nevermind that... by Millennium · · Score: 1

      So that each one can hang a banner outside the front door that says "DEVELOPERS".

  6. More business for Zune market or iTunes store? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like more business for BT: Hey these guys have a log of good songs. I think I'll grab their whole discography.

  7. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Osgeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

    buthurt much? who the fuck cares, its not like this one store is going to break MS or Apple.

    And by hundreds of miles behind apple, do you mean in the shiny object hipster yuppie market? Because the majority of the real world seems to show otherwise.

  8. Microsoft has a store?? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    wtf

    1. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Apparently 14 of them now. I don't know how profitable they are though as MS has not divulged or bragged about that aspect. Apple retails stores do seem profitable.

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    2. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Apparently 14 of them now. I don't know how profitable they are though as MS has not divulged or bragged about that aspect. Apple retails stores do seem profitable.

      I walked in one once. It's eery how they are total rip off of the Apple store. I think the employee uniforms, furniture and paint came from the same supplier.

    3. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For MS it might not be so much a store but a means to get mind share. Apple has lots of cool gadgets. Microsoft: Xbox 360 and ... no that's it. The rest is productivity stuff, and large corporate software. Sure there are games, there are phones running WinPhone etc.but it won't be nearly the same experience as an Apple store where you go in and see one companies shinny products I think. Where it could help Microsoft is give the brand a "face". "I like Office better than LibreOffice because that nice guy in the store spent an hour showing me how to use it" kind of thing.

    4. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I completely forgot about their stores and didn't realise any opened. I tried looking on the net and there isn't much being said about them. The only thing I found were these.

      http://articles.latimes.com/2010/nov/26/business/la-fi-microsoft-stores-20101126
      http://www.tuaw.com/2010/11/26/lost-in-translation-microsoft-retail-stores-not-matching-apple/
      http://www.informationweek.com/news/windows/microsoft_news/229401433


      The gist of them seem to be that Microsoft is copying Apple so they have the same look but unlike the Apple store the MS stores aren't a good value because they don't carry as much stock and can't compete on price with other shops carrying Windows based computers.

      That's always going to be a problem for them. They aren't a hardware company (for the most part) so unlike Apple they don't have a ncie small set of hardware that they can offer at the best price available. Apple computers may cost more than Wintel machines but when you go to an Apple store the price of the Mac is the best price you can get for a mac without a student discount.

      You go into a Microsoft store and you see PCs that you can get elsewhere for cheaper. Where's the incentive to buy from Microsoft? Imo, their stores will die out quietly or they'll just sell them to someone who can offer a better deal and probably ask to keep the branding.

    5. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a bald, middle-aged guy with a 1993 Pontiac Firebird and a taste for barely legal pussy, I take offense at being compared to Microsoft's store.

    6. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I bet people actually buy stuff at the Apple stores.

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    7. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      C'mon, I'm sure Ballmer has a nicer car than that.

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    8. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yeah I don't see the ROI on them other than brand recognition. Apple stores are profitable and in some cases like right now with the iPhone 4S, it may be the only place you can get certain Apple products.

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    9. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by Wamoc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You go into a Microsoft store and you see PCs that you can get elsewhere for cheaper. Where's the incentive to buy from Microsoft?.

      The reason the computers in Microsoft Stores are more expensive is because they run Windows Signature which does not contain the bloatware that comes on machines bought from the manufacturers, and is also tuned for optimal performance on that machine. To my knowledge, the Microsoft Store is the only place that will sell the machines with Signature, but I could be wrong in that regard.
      Disclaimer: I do work for Microsoft. I also expect suddenly everyone on Slashdot will probably try to burn me at the stake now...

    10. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      And unlike at Apple stores, the employees will be accurately labeled. And generally with mittens pinned to their shirts.

    11. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by sootman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Apple retails stores do seem profitable.

      You don't know how right you are. They are, in fact, more profitable per square foot than any other retail store, period. "... more than six times the revenue per square foot at Neiman Marcus, four times that of Best Buy, and about one and a half times that at Tiffany's"

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    12. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In other words, Microsoft's sells the same hardware as everyone else, but they mark up the price and remove all of the extras that other computer manufacturer's include for free.

      Yes, I know that most of the extras that OEMs add to their computers are crapware, but try explaining that to your average consumer without mentioning that the trial version of MS Office (that probably ships on the Microsoft Signature version) also fits into the same boat.

      My guess is that these stores simply drive people right into Apple's arms. Apple's ridiculous prices almost certainly seem less ridiculous when compared to Microsoft's premium prices. The fact of the matter is that most Windows users don't actually want to use Windows. They just can't quite justify buying a Mac. Jacking up the prices on PCs is not likely to help.

    13. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Yeah I don't see the ROI on them other than brand recognition.

      And that's not necessarily a bad thing.

      What was the rationale behind Apple opening their own stores? Basically, Apple had a problem with...brand recognition. Pretty much everybody figured that Apple had gone out of business or had been bought out by Microsoft. Stores that sold Apple products, for the most part, did so poorly. They were usually stuck in a corner, the screens were messed up, and the salesmen very rarely suggested a Macintosh to customer (spiffs, lack of knowledge, etc.) Apple's idea with the stores was to create an environment where they could sell people on the benefits of a Macintosh computer, show the world that there was software available for them, etc. The idea was that even if the stores only broke even, it was still great marketing because it reminded everyone that Apple existed.

      Microsoft has a similar problem at the moment. While you can go into any big box store and buy a computer with Windows 7 on it, where can you go to check out Windows 7? Consider the "Mojave Experiment," where people had a negative attitude about Windows Vista but they'd never used it. Gosh, if there was only some place where they could actually try it out. Have you ever used a Windows Phone 7? Wouldn't it be nice if there was someplace you could actually go to try one out? Again, if the stores only break even, if people walk away with a positive view of Microsoft, that is a good thing for them.

    14. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The gist of them seem to be that Microsoft is copying Apple so they have the same look but unlike the Apple store the MS stores aren't a good value because they don't carry as much stock and can't compete on price with other shops carrying Windows based computers.

      So they're pretty much like Apple stores where they dont carry much stock and cant compete on price with other Windows based computers.

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    15. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The main rationale behind Apple's store wasn't just brand recognition. Yes in some cases they were relegated to a corner of other stores. A problem was Apple was being slowed discontinued in many stores as the stores rightfully did not think Apple would survive. However, Apple has the advantage in that they controlled the whole product. In terms of finances they can get more profit than one of their distributors like Best Buy. This is how Apple is able to easily get their 30% margin at times with their own product. With third party software and accessories, they have no financial advantage over anyone else like Best Buy.

      With MS, their problem was image. Vanishing distribution channels was not their problem. MS can try to do the same thing however, financially, they are at a disadvantage in that at best they will be a resellser since they don't control the hardware. In order to make profits, they have to markup just like everyone else but many of the computers makers sell direct so they are a disadvantage in that regard ways. Only when selling their own software at retail does MS have any advantage, but many people don't buy Windows at retail; they get Windows when they get a new computer.

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    16. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I wish microsoft would get back into the joystick market. I miss the Sidewinder Precision Pro.

      God those were awesome joysticks. Too bad the flight sim/mech sim lines of games are dead enough to make the whole idea moot.

      (It's mostly dead; new games are being put out by indie devs and some new products are coming out... Any slower though and we'll have to rifle through the genre's pockets for spare change.)

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    17. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      I like some of their mice and their comfort curve keyboard too. They do some hardware right. I have the apple full keyboard on my Mac and while it looks cool it feels kind of weird to type on since the keystrokes are so short.

    18. Re:Microsoft has a store?? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I like the short keystrokes on apple's keyboards though. for some reason it feels more immediately responsive, reminds me in a weird way of Japanese arcade buttons.

      Though, if I was serious about gaming, their keyboards and mice do kick ass. I don't think they offer a better deal than the Razer Naga I got on sale at Fry's, but, I don't think they offer lousy products either.

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  9. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by arkane1234 · · Score: 2

    And by hundreds of miles behind apple, do you mean in the shiny object hipster yuppie market? Because the majority of the real world seems to show otherwise.

    I consider it very humorous on how when something is not in their realm of refinement/etc then it's suddently "hipster" or "yuppie".
    The majority of the real world (as opposed to the fake world... wtf?) buys the cheapest shit they can get their hands on without regard to any side effects or lifespan concerns. There are a percentage that want something else.

    Which dovetails nicely into our current conversation. Thanks, please continue.

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  10. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    And xbox live is governed by corporate pigs.

    And nothing Apple does is governed by corporate pigs?

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  11. The Black Keys? by hardwarejunkie9 · · Score: 1

    I find it particularly interesting that their choice of performers is OneRepublic and The Black Keys. It's particularly odd because The Black Keys have some of the strongest independent credentials out there. They've been consistently published by independent labels and have really carved out their own musical niche by themselves. The idea that they're playing a concert for Microsoft is a bit... odd. I don't particularly care, however. If I was in the area I would be one of the first there for the show.

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    1. Re:The Black Keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warner Brothers is not an independent label. They may have indie cred, but they don't have indie reality.

    2. Re:The Black Keys? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's particularly odd because The Black Keys have some of the strongest independent credentials out there. They've been consistently published by independent labels and have really carved out their own musical niche by themselves.

      So they've made a name for themselves as independent, only to throw it all away now by selling out to one of the most soulless corporations out there. They might as well go whole-hog and start whoring themselves out by making music for corporate commercials.

    3. Re:The Black Keys? by russotto · · Score: 1

      So they've made a name for themselves as independent, only to throw it all away now by selling out to one of the most soulless corporations out there. They might as well go whole-hog and start whoring themselves out by making music for corporate commercials.

      Hey, what's the point of building a name if you can't cash in on it?

    4. Re:The Black Keys? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with cashing in on your name, but to call yourselves "independent" while being a corporate whore makes you a hypocrite.

      IMO, the best way for a band to become financially successful from their popularity while still remaining independent is to simply make your money playing concerts. Look at Metallica before Cliff died and they sold out in the 90s; they were making tons of money playing giant, sold-out concerts in huge arenas, with pretty much only word-of-mouth advertising. They didn't need to dumb down their music to radio-friendly lengths, or play videos on MTV, and they sure as hell didn't need to play concerts for corporations like MS to make money. Of course that all changed when Cliff died.

    5. Re:The Black Keys? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      So they've made a name for themselves as independent, only to throw it all away now by selling out to one of the most soulless corporations out there. They might as well go whole-hog and start whoring themselves out by making music for corporate commercials.

      You clearly have no idea how many commercials, NFL games, TV shows, etc. have already paid to use music by The Black Keys. Off the top of my head, besides sports bumper music, there's AT&T, Cadillac, NPR, Nissan (I think), Carson Daly's annoying show, some travel site, and there's been a bunch more. They have not "sold out" in the sense that they have changed their music to satisfy record company executives, or anyone else for that matter, but they have no qualms with making money or being popular. What's wrong with that?

      I miss the days when I could see The Black Keys at the Beachland Tavern with maybe 100 people, the Lime Spider with 200 people, or chat with the boys at someone else's show, but I don't hold it against them that people like their music. They have done things more or less the same way for about ten years, and the masses have recently begun to catch on. TBK are not Linkin Park, Jewel, Nickelback or any other pop bullshit. They make good music, and sometimes (rarely) good music becomes some of the most popular music. That's not selling out.

      And as for the whole MS thing, I'd go to enjoy The Black Keys if this were close enough, then not buy anything sold by either MS or Apple, just like always. Thanks M$, but no dollars for you!

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    6. Re:The Black Keys? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      I hereby encourage M$ to spend lots and lots of money on lots more cool concerts! They can afford it. But that won't make me a customer. Ever.

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    7. Re:The Black Keys? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You clearly have no idea how many commercials, NFL games, TV shows, etc. have already paid to use music by The Black Keys.

      Actually, I have no clue who "The Black Keys" even are. I guess I could Google it, but why bother, it's probably just some crappy new band. AFAIC, there's been no good new bands formed since the 80s, and I don't really give a rat's ass about modern popular music.

      So apparently this band has always been a sell-out and a bunch of corporate whores.

    8. Re:The Black Keys? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Watch the opening credits of the HBO show Hung. I believe I've heard their music in movies and commercials as well.

      I hate Microsoft and love The Black Keys, so I'm a bit disappointed, but I don't blame them. Being a professional musician and being a sell-out are one in the same. Being independent just means one hasn't been provided the opportunity to sell out. Anyway, it's not like they're some punk band preaching a 'us vs. the system' type mentality.

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    9. Re:The Black Keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amanda Palmer walked away from her record deal and is self publishing now by choice. From what I hear Pomplamoose has turned down record deals. There are a handful of punk bands that I know have turned down record deals in favor of self publishing or working with an independent label.

    10. Re:The Black Keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a lot of their exposure was in commercials. They license frequently.

    11. Re:The Black Keys? by luke923 · · Score: 1

      Nah, that all changed when they hired Bob Rock as their producer.

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  12. Panicked Investor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Brick & Mortar stores can't possibly compete against the internet!!

  13. I was there last night! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was at the Apple Store at University Village last night. It's so crowded they have a line just inside the door to match you to an associate because the ratio of customers to help was so out of whack. The MS store was draped but is directly across a small parking lot facing the Apple store. This is Seattle and the kind of people that go to see the Black Keys are not MS buyers. BUT...I'll bet big money the email goes out to every MS employee on their campus that it's their corporate responsibility to flood the place on opening weekend.

    I've also worked on building several Microsoft stores throughout the country and they're kind of pathetic in their copying. All built within site of an Apple store and just have darker wood and a giant video wall. Even the uniforms are a carbon copoy. Kinda desperate move on MS's part. Plus, no way can their income pay for the sq footage of their stores. Money down a hole just to (fake) show they can keep up with Apple. The whole effort is so disingenuous.

    1. Re:I was there last night! by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      I've also worked on building several Microsoft stores throughout the country and they're kind of pathetic in their copying. All built within site of an Apple store

      You must not have been to the one in Arizona then, or forgot to mention it as an exception. The MS store is in the Scottsdale Fashion Square mall, which is where all the most expensive mall shops are (Nieman Marcus, Barney's, etc.). For some odd reason, there's no Apple store in this mall at all, which is odd because it's the mall where people who have too much money to spend all go (there's not that much high-end shopping in the Phoenix area after all). If there's any place in the Phoenix area where you're likely to see Lamborghinis and Ferraris parked, it's probably at or near this mall. I see Aston Martins parked in the valet section here pretty frequently.

      The Apple store is in the Chandler mall, about 10-15 miles south. This is a pretty "normal" mall; Nordstrom, Dillard's, Sears, and Macy's are the anchor stores; there's no Coach store like there is a short distance from the MS store in Scottsdale; there's no other high-end designer stores. It's not a ghetto mall by any means (not like Ghettocenter, er, Metrocenter near central Phoenix, or Fiesta Mall in Mesa), just a normal mall. Why Apple built a store in Chandler but never in Scottsdale, I have no idea. It seems like they're always going after people with lots of extra money to throw around, so why they didn't build a store in Scottsdale first, I'm really curious.

      But yes, aside from the Kinect demo outside, the MS store looks very much like a cheap copy of the Apple store at first glance. Of course, this is to be expected: everything MS has ever made has been (or at least started out as) a cheap copy of something else: DOS, Windows, Office, etc. They've never innovated a single thing on their own.

    2. Re:I was there last night! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      They've never innovated a single thing on their own.

      As far as I know they're the only ones who where clever enough to put "Shutdown" in their "Start" menu.

      Oh wait.

    3. Re:I was there last night! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yep, and they finally changed this in Win7. I'm a long-time KDE user, and KDE has always gotten this right: there's no "Start" menu, but there is a menu (not named "Start"), that does basically the same thing, and has a way to shut down the computer. This menu only has an icon, no words. So, years later, what does MS do? They get rid of the "Start" and replace it with a windows icon.

      As usual, MS can only copy.

    4. Re:I was there last night! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It changed in Vista, not in Win7.

      And if you really want to bring the whole subject of copying of UI solutions when it comes to DEs, KDE is a great example, given how it was duplicating Windows 95 L&F from day 1. In truth, all major DEs exchanged ideas back and forth - this means Windows, OS X, KDE and Gnome. It would be very silly to start counting who "stole" what and when, but I very much doubt it would be in Linux favor if you do.

    5. Re:I was there last night! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think it should be fairly obvious that changing a "Start" menu to an icon doesn't really count as a significant innovation. However, it is helpful (certainly makes more sense than "Start"), and I have to wonder why MS took so long to change it.

      KDE copied from lots of DEs, not just Windows: CDE, NextStep, MacOS, etc. Basically it started out trying to be configurable to whatever you want (and still is, to a large extent, unlike Gnome/Unity/Windows/Mac). You like focus-on-mouse? With KDE, it's a configuration option away, but not available on Windows or Mac. This isn't a KDE "innovation", it was normal for earlier X/Unix environments. Virtual desktops? Long a standard on Unix systems, and KDE has them too, but never available on Mac or Windows. Panel on bottom: copied from Windows, but that in turn was really copied from CDE.

      As you said, DEs have all been exchanging ideas from each other, and for a very long time. But there is one party out of these who's constantly claiming to be "innovating", when in fact they've done nothing but copy: MS. I've never seen the Linux guys yammer on and on about their "innovation" like MS does; they yammer about freedom, and unlike Mac and Windows, they do seem to have the advantage there; it'd be pretty hard to argue otherwise.

    6. Re:I was there last night! by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      Plus, every Linux DE I've ever used has support for multiple virtual desktops. I've come to take the feature for granted since I can shunt programs I've left idling to other desktops to cut down on GUI clutter. Whenever I have to use Windows, I miss this feature. Badly. The fact that Linux DEs (and other Unix DEs before that) have natively supported virtual desktops since the beginning of time and Windows STILL doesn't have it out of the box (as of Windows 7) is really kind of pathetic.

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    7. Re:I was there last night! by unixisc · · Score: 0

      I thought OS-X took the interface from NEXTSTEP (which can be seen in the original as GNUSTEP) and made some changes, like moving the dock from the right to the bottom, and putting a shelf there. I doubt that there is anything OS-X copied from Windows, much less KDE or GNOME. But I do agree w/ your other point - that all major DEs exchanged ideas and borrowed concepts from each other. In the KDE control center in 3.5 (I have no idea to what extent it changed in 4.x) they had a theme called 'Redmond' that would allow one to have not only the Windows XP look & feel, but also the same start screens when one starts.

  14. pestilence by arkane1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft can have a store at every corner of every street in the world and I'd still avoid them like the plague.
    I lost respect for them completely in 1997 (cratered by their previous blunders), so it'd be on par with walking into Walmart.
    In fact, both have the same feel.

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  15. Childish microsoft by diegocg · · Score: 2

    Sure, Kinect is going to make iPhone users want to buy a WP7-based phone...

    1. Re:Childish microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if they look like sheep...

  16. So they can tranfer my Zune files to my iphone by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    Very convenent

    1. Re:So they can tranfer my Zune files to my iphone by slyrat · · Score: 1

      Very convenent

      I guess it may get a bit religious over there. Which I guess could be convenient

  17. Re:MS always follows, never leads by leoplan2 · · Score: 0

    I live in Seattle and many tech people I've talked agree that MS' biggest problem is the person at the top - Steve Ballmer. He has no vision whatsoever and at best is a chief operating officer. Not only Ballmer, but also the bureaucracy at Microsoft is one of the biggest problems for them. That's documented on the Mini Microsoft blog

  18. It will work, maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well played, MS.

    Some people might actually watch Microsoft products -- if the line for the iPhone 4S is big enough, that is...

  19. how about by unity100 · · Score: 2

    "monkey jump distance" ? developers sure know the exact measure of that one.

  20. I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't usually associated with tangible objects. It's a second-thought to people when getting devices and computers whether it runs Microsoft or not. (Fx, people will get a Dell, a HP, a Toshiba... Not a "Microsoft computer"... ) So I'm trying to understand what's motivating that business model...

    my best guess is they are going to be selling a bunch of different vendors products for them. If it does take off, it means device makers can rely on MS as a distribution channel of sorts. (At the very least, MS seems to suggest they will get the word out about those products.) That'd be a really good incentive for those companies to create a solid line of Windows branded stuff.

  21. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by bjwest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And xbox live is governed by corporate pigs.

    And nothing Apple does is governed by corporate pigs?

    Nope. Apple is governed by hipster hogs.

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  22. Wallmart or MS store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which one have you never been in, again?

  23. There'll be decent attendance by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft's had a Kinect hut set up on Red Square at the University of Washington for several weeks (since the week before school began). It's been popular - not "waiting in line" popular, but there's always someone playing in there. Well, hold on, there are 35,000 students at UW so maybe it's not all that popular...

    In any case, I'm sure they'll get good attendance at the Kinect hut; and if they're selling games in the Microsoft Store I'm sure a goodly number of people will be in there looking. From what I've seen and heard, though, it's unlikely there'll be much crossover success with regards to Windows computers. I know several Mac users who own XBox 360s, but I've never heard any of them say "you know, I think I'll try Windows again because my gaming console is just so great!" People compartmentalize their technology. Most of the Windows admins I know own iPhones (seriously, none of them own an Android or a Windows Mobile phone) - and I've never heard any of them say "I like my phone so much, I think I'll buy a Mac!"

    I'm sure a lot of customers will stop by on the way, listen to some music, maybe play a game... and then go on into the Apple Store.

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    1. Re:There'll be decent attendance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      But what are the game prices like? The complaints I've heard about the PC hardware is that MS isn't competitive on price so if you want a Windows PC then a MS store is probably the last place you want to go.

    2. Re:There'll be decent attendance by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Big problem with Microsoft is that XBox360 does not correlate with Microsoft in ordinary people's minds. PlayStation always reminds people of Sony. Mac reminds people of Apple. XBox, not so much. But maybe that is a good thing for XBox. Maybe Microsoft has to rename itself to XBox to have more appeal.

    3. Re:There'll be decent attendance by xhrit · · Score: 1

      They should have made an xbox phone instead of a windows phone. Then maybe people would buy it...

    4. Re:There'll be decent attendance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny enough ... I've actually heard a number of Windows Admins say they liked their iPhone so much that they WERE going to buy a Mac - now several of them have Macs which they dual-boot and spend MOST of their time in OSX.

    5. Re:There'll be decent attendance by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      But what are the game prices like? The complaints I've heard about the PC hardware is that MS isn't competitive on price so if you want a Windows PC then a MS store is probably the last place you want to go.

      Probably because Microsoft demands that all PCs they sell are free of crap preloadware. And where possible, to use Microsoft equivalents. So no loading Norton Antivirus or whatever - if you want to provide antivirus, it has to be MSE. No trial versions of Microsoft Works or Corel or whatever - you put on the Office demo, etc.

      Of course, when you take away the big profit makers for OEMs, they have to raise the price to compensate.

    6. Re:There'll be decent attendance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you say, Mr. Coward.

  24. I believe by crumbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    this just proves that Microsoft doesn't get it. For all there R&D dollars and for all their marketing dollars, piggybacking off of Apple places them in a poor light, a "hey look, we are relevant too" kinda light. Apart from the OS space and the occasional Windows phone, Microsoft and Apple are no longer the direct competitors they once were.

    1. Re:I believe by Technician · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the real reason was to get access to the parking lot so they could fill it up with the concert and concert people to keep people from the Apple store opening. Big concert = no parking left. That could be the real reason if you are a conspiracy theorist.

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    2. Re:I believe by jimicus · · Score: 2

      They've been doing it for 25 years, why stop now?

    3. Re:I believe by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      I disagree; it proves nothing of the sort. I haven't read the article because the /. title reeks of flamebait, but the location is obviously well frequented by their target market and has nearby parking, end of story. You even suggest that they're no longer direct competitors. If that's the case, then the location makes even more sense, and could ultimately be good for both companies.

    4. Re:I believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Microsoft basically copies Apple's style without understanding their substance. There's more to Apple's products than just a nice GUI. Apple's products are end user focused, first and foremost. Microsoft's prosucts are additional extensions to Microsoft's platforms, first and foremost. Watching how poorly Microsoft does at attempting to copy other competitors products just shows me that they only understand how to copy what's visible in front of them without understanding the underlying concepts. Compare Windows vs MacOSX, zune vs iPod, or even the "I'm a PC" ads. in the first two examples, you can see the different primary goals of those two companies. In the latter, you can see that Microsoft failed to underatand that in Apple's "I'm a Mac" ads were not about end users who identified themselves as a Mac or a PC, but are anthropomorphised versions of those products (which Apple took a jab at Microsoft with the "I'm a Megan" ad).

  25. Spitting distance or parking lot? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    "The company has set up a temporary hut within spitting distance of the Apple store. "

    And you couldn't get one photo showing how close the "hut" is to the Apple store? All I see in your photo is a white cargo box in a parking lot. That photo could have been taken anywhere on the planet. If your entire story is going to be able how incredibly close a Microsoft store/hut is to a Apple store *at least* have photos to back up your claim.

    And the photos you do have are beautiful. One photo shows the Microsoft Store (that's the name on the outside of the hut) with two dark figures inside. The other photo is inside the store but it's practically a thumbnail with a resolution of 225x171. Seriously? 1998 called, it wants it's crappy photos back.

    So not only did you not take a photo proving the Microsoft "Store" is within spitting distance of the Apple store, you couldn't take one decent photo of what *was* there. All kinds of fail is going on here.

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    1. Re:Spitting distance or parking lot? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      So not only did you not take a photo proving the Microsoft "Store" is within spitting distance of the Apple store, you couldn't take one decent photo of what *was* there. All kinds of fail is going on here.

      Yeah, I know University Village reasonably well - and I can't tell with certainty where these photos are taken from. Since I can see the Barnes & Noble, I can tell it's on the same half of U Village that the Apple Store is in... but that's quite a large place.

      My best guess is this is closer to 25th, on the other side of Fran's Chocolate and the garden shop whose name escapes me (Ravenna Gardens - thank you Google Maps). If so, you can't actually see the Apple Store from this location.

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    2. Re:Spitting distance or parking lot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the hut is the same parking lot, really close. the ms store front is directly ooposite the apple store. you stand in the entrance of one and you are looking directly at the other abou 100 yards away.

    3. Re:Spitting distance or parking lot? by BancBoy · · Score: 1

      And the world record for spitting distance is 100 feet four inches. 100 yards is most definitely NOT spitting distance.

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  26. Re:MS always follows, never leads by teg · · Score: 1

    MS hasn't innovated in 20 years.

    Windows Phone seems to have quite a bit of innovation in it, probably the most innovation since iPhone was launched (Android is just a copycat of that, sorry Android fans[1]). So they're not completely dead yet.

    [1] Android has some pros and cons compared to iOS, e.g. being some bits being opens ource, it's less locked down, using Java rather than Objective C for development and support of a wide range of hardware in various niches rather than just one high end set per year.

  27. I smell a law suit. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Pizza Hut needs to sue their pants off.

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    1. Re:I smell a law suit. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Do we really need to see Microsoft with its pants off?

    2. Re:I smell a law suit. by brokeninside · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry. It's micro and soft. About as offensive as Ken doll with no clothes.

    3. Re:I smell a law suit. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But is Microsoft's butt as firm as Ken's?

    4. Re:I smell a law suit. by bedouin · · Score: 2

      Yes, how else do they keep the stick up there.

  28. When wil Microsoft realise... by 91degrees · · Score: 2

    Microsoft is not a "cool" brand. It's the brand that people are forced to use in the office because Microsoft has essentially left no choice. This is not a good reason to buy Microsoft.

    But MS does have a cool brand that it controls. It has XBox. It's even managed to give Kinect its own identity. Windows phone 7 may not be able to hook onto those, but Microsoft can create a brand. Relying on the existing brand doesn't make sense if they want to appeal to the trendsetters.

    1. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think Microsoft realises it's not cool and that on PCs it has its position purely because of its legacy support.

      What else do they have?

      Kin - failure

      Zune - Failure

      Windows Phone 7 - it's creaking along gaining a tiny bit of market share one month and losing market share another

      Kinect - everyone except gamers seem to like them and buy them. At least they're selling them but I'm not sure I'd want to make Kinect games.

      Xbox - It's a success in that it's not losing money but is that because it's awesome or because everything is an expensive proprietary add-on and its whole online model is built around milking you for money (ie MS points, subscription based, no web browser and most services requiring a Gold account) and even then it's only really a success in North America. Because of this the Wii has blasted right past it to first place and despite all of Sony's monumental fuck ups and launching 1 year later MS only lead of a few million over Sony. Any little foul up in the next generation could leave them dead last. They could still end up in 3rd place in this generation if it lasts much longer.

      Microsoft using legacy support to tie users to their OS worked really well for Windows. Windows will probably always be number 1 for at least another decade. But I think they've really damaged their reputation with Windows. Allowing OEMs to install any sort of crap on top of Windows and allowing them to put it on machines that weren't really up to the job of running it just makes windows look bad. So I think when people don't require some legacy Windows app they go elsewhere.

      Some of those people I think are then realising that actually they don't need Windows, love their iphone and then get a Mac so Apple's market share has been creeping up even if there isn't any chance of it over taking MS any time soon. So I think they are a bit scared with times changing and think having a propaganda to push nothing but Windows will some how help.

      In a way I think it will only hurt because from everything I've read MS stores seem to be (or were) more expensive for Wintel machines so they'll end up looking like they're ripping off customers.

    2. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by formfeed · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is not a "cool" brand. It's the brand that people are forced to use in the office because Microsoft has essentially left no choice. This is not a good reason to buy Microsoft.

      Not just forced into. People who are not interested in computers at all will buy Microsoft. People who just want something that is common enough to not be too out of the ordinary or avantgarde-ish. If Microsoft made fanboy T-Shirts they would say "default"

    3. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is not a "cool" brand.

      Gosh, I wonder what they could do about that. Maybe if they opened some stores where people could see the stuff that they have, it might inspire them to buy.

      Nah. That could never work.

    4. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft using legacy support to tie users to their OS worked really well for Windows. Windows will probably always be number 1 for at least another decade. But I think they've really damaged their reputation with Windows. Allowing OEMs to install any sort of crap on top of Windows and allowing them to put it on machines that weren't really up to the job of running it just makes windows look bad. So I think when people don't require some legacy Windows app they go elsewhere.

      This has been happening for like 20+ years now. The only people who really care about the crapware are you and me. The average joe and jane doesn't understand that the crapware is slowing down their PC and cluttering their screen.. They don't know their PC could actually be faster..

    5. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      No it won't. Too little.

      They could completely rebrand, eliminate all the "uncool" products, associate Microsoft entirely with games and awesomeness, and bring out several new product lines associated with leisure, but that would be a moronic move since that would eliminate the largest chunk of their income.

    6. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by mydn · · Score: 1

      Allowing OEMs to install any sort of crap on top of Windows and allowing them to put it on machines that weren't really up to the job of running it just makes windows look bad.

      Microsoft tried to block OEMs from installing crap, and they were sued for it and forced by the courts to allow it.

    7. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Sure let them do it but charge significantly more to put Windows on the machine to make it unattractive. That's one thing I do think they should have fought harder on the ground that it damages their image. Of course with all the other shady stuff they were doing it's not terribly surprising they lost.

    8. Re:When wil Microsoft realise... by mydn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they dug their own hole with their abusive behavior. If they had let their products compete on the merits, instead of creating technical hurdles or complicated bundling and licensing, we would have ended up with much better products.

  29. "Microsoft Hut" by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because "Microsoft ghetto" was judged to be too uncomfortably close to the truth.

    1. Re:"Microsoft Hut" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starring Steve Ballmer as Jabba.

  30. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, that one store won't break MS or Apple. Microsoft is breaking themselves and cheap stunts don't help.

    As for not understanding the 100s of miles between them, those are the words of a bitter, clueless fossil. Reading a bunch of your past posts didn't disappoint me. Dismissing Apple's ability to release products people actually want as the "shiny object hipster yuppie market" puts you squarely in denial. Half of new Macs are sold to people sick to death of Windows. The "real world", as it was, has been burning down for a decade and the fact that Apple is what Microsoft wants to be really rubs you the wrong way. That's ok, you'll be obsolete sooner than you realize, although Apple has demonstrated they're perfectly capable of fucking it up all by themselves.

  31. Found the store (not the Hut) by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a post in the Seattle PI's "Microsoft Blog" that shows the location for the actual store - it is indeed right across the parking lot from the Apple Store.

    I can understand why Microsoft would want to do that, I guess, in terms of symbolism - but I think it's a terrible business mistake. Whatever you think of Microsoft and their products, you can't believe they've got the same cachet that Apple does. People aren't going to be hunting them out - but MS has picked a spot with seriously bad visibility from most of the mall. University Village isn't a big enclosed mall - it's an open-air space where most of the shops are scattered among smaller buildings that open straight onto parking lots. The Apple Store is on a side lot that's set back somewhat, but it at least is visible as people are driving through the lot from the 25th Avenue entrance (plus people are going to be looking for them anyway). Someone coming from that entrance and driving straight in won't even see the Microsoft Store - as they pass that side lot, the MS Store will be behind their left shoulder while the Apple Store will be in front of them.

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    1. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Unless it turns out to be hugely popular (I find it hard to believe they are since MS is been so quiet) it'll be a mistake. Having an empty MS store across from a busy Apple store just makes Apple look better.

    2. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Unless it turns out to be hugely popular (I find it hard to believe they are since MS is been so quiet) it'll be a mistake. Having an empty MS store across from a busy Apple store just makes Apple look better.

      There is / was a Sony store about 1/2 block and 90 degrees to the Apple Store. Wandered in there once waiting for the crowd to thin out at the Apple Store (it was soon after the iPad launch).

      Quiet. Eerily quiet. A bunch of TVs hooked to MTV, some headphones, a bunch of computers at random screens. A couple of employees crouched in the corner. Dark.

      They don't get it. Microsoft doesn't get it. I'm not really sure I get what the attraction is about the store but it sure has resonated with a bunch of people.

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    3. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by mrxak · · Score: 0

      I think it's a terrible idea to put them so close together. It may actually drive more traffic to Apple Stores.

      Think about it, you're a regular customer who doesn't know much about computers, but you heard that (through Microsoft marketing) that the Microsoft Store is the best place to go and really learn about how to use the computer, and they'll tell you which one to buy which is good because you don't have a clue. You arrive at the parking lot, and you look around. As you approach the Microsoft Store, you look across the way and see a a big crowded Apple Store.

      "Oh, that's one of those Apple places," you think to yourself. "While I'm here, maybe I should go look and see why everyone is talking about those. I'm really going to buy a Windows PC, so I'll go to the Microsoft Store after I see what the deal is with those Apples."

      So you wander over to the Apple Store, and rather than being jumped by desperately lonely salespeople, you see that the store is crowded, really crowded, and everyone looks happy and casually interacting with the products. You wait around a bit, a bit in shock, and then stumble in a haze over to a computer station, or perhaps an iPhone or iPod, or one of those iPad things you've seen on TV in the New York Times ads. Almost right away, you find yourself looking around at the other customers, and how they don't seem scared of the products they're looking at, they're just messing around, doing whatever they want. You've always been wary of technology displays, and the infinite levels of choice, and no understanding of what it all means, but suddenly you feel like it's okay to play around too.

      Suddenly, another customer starts a conversation with you. That's never happened to you before in any store, and you begin to ask them questions, and before you know it, another customer is selling you on the Mac or iOS device you're playing with, telling you their experiences, and what they've done with theirs.

      On your way back to the car, your credit card recently charged and a box under your arm, you remember you were supposed to go into the Microsoft Store. But you don't feel guilty. The nice enthusiastic kid with the Apple shirt told you you can still do all your Microsoft Offices and Words and showed you how easy it is to move all your pictures and files to your new Mac, and if you have any questions, you can always come back and talk to somebody called a Genius who will help you out some more. You don't care about games, you have a console for that, or don't game at all. Most of what you do is in a web browser anyway.

      I expect that happens a heck of a lot more than the reverse.

    4. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by sconeu · · Score: 0

      There's a Sony store directly across from the Apple Store in the Westfield Topanga Plaza mall. I have no idea how busy the Sony store is, I refuse to set foot in it.

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    5. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by xhrit · · Score: 1

      You see this sort of thing happen in every market so it must be a good idea. Burger King within a block of Mc Donalds and Taco Bell. Shell Gas Stations on one corner, Mobile across the street. CVS Pharmacy right next to a Right Aid Pharmacy. Think about malls; you will have 5 or 6 stores that sell the exact same type of stuff, all within walking distance. If it didn't work then they wouldn't do it.

    6. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by tworavens · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if you drive in from the Blakeley St entrance then you'll see the Microsoft store right in front of you and Apple will be invisible. Also Microsoft is right next to a Starbucks so everyone will walk right in front of it as they get their cup o' joe. I get asked at least once a week where the Apple Store is. It's not super visible, despite the giant silver apple on the front of the store.

    7. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      You're right, assuming they'd decided they wanted a presense in the village, what they should have done was (ironically) bought out the lease on "The Land of Nod" (also ironically) located beside the starbucks, unless of course you know "The land of Nod" people said no... Honestly, Microsoft is a very very large company, but they can't just go around burning down other buildings just so they can get the good spots. I mean, the Apple store is in a good spot, maybe they should have tried to get that lease, two birds with one stone! Anyway, I can't say that I think the store will be popular (I doubt it) but opposite an Apple store and a Starbucks seems like a good location to me.

    8. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      terrible business mistake.

      If one company opens a store right across the parking lot from another - it is like throwing a glove. It is a challenge you don't just walk away from. It is a statement: "We've come and you are going down." So, does Microsoft really expect Apple store to pack up and leave? No, I don't think so. Not gonna happen. That leaves Microsoft eventually packing up. What does it make Microsoft look like: "We've come here, talked $hit, and now it's time for us to go back where we came from 'cause we can't afford staying here talking $hit any longer. Bye." Microsoft shouldn't start something they can't finish. It is terrible for business image.

    9. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by greed · · Score: 1

      I last went in a Sony store (in the Toronto Eaton Centre) about 4 years ago.

      The only thing interesting about it was the miniature radio museum, showing various models of Sony radio from the iconic "transistor" set to a AM/FM/MW/LW set from the '80s.

      Needless to say, they didn't have any modern equivalent for sale--they suggested the Web site.

    10. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MS store isnt in that bad of a location, its a much better position than the sony store which has no visibility on the backside. The best bet probably would have been waiting for Barnes and Noble to move out and take part of that location as its more centralized and visible than both.

    11. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      The MS store isnt in that bad of a location, its a much better position than the sony store which has no visibility on the backside. The best bet probably would have been waiting for Barnes and Noble to move out and take part of that location as its more centralized and visible than both.

      True enough - you're the second person to mention the Sony Store in U Village... I didn't even know it existed!

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    12. Re:Found the store (not the Hut) by mrxak · · Score: 1

      Yeah but what's really the difference between Shell gas and Mobile gas, or CVS vs. Rite Aid? They're identical and commoditized, and they survive because there's enough market for both of them, though first mover advantage means one of the two is likely on the best side of the street for visibility and getting traffic.

      There's a lot of differentiation between Microsoft and Apple, and despite all of Microsoft's efforts to copy Apple Stores, their stores as well. It's because the products are different. If the products were the same, Microsoft would win easily, because they're the known brand. Since they're not, their store positioning merely encourages comparison. I don't think the comparison will be favorable for that average tech consumer.

  32. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You neglected to mention that you will find products from Apple partners in the Apple store as well, not just those branded by Apple (I mean, is anything really *made* by Apple, discuss). And yes, an Apple store is an experience. I'd imagine an MS store would be less interesting, and more creepy.

  33. The Burger KIng of Computer Stores ... by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Just as BurgerKIng uses McDonalds site planning and places stores near them, so Microsoft falls into the same seemingly profitable pattern. Hey! Yes Hey! Microsoft! Isn't McDonalds Bigger than Burger King??? Ever hear of first mover advantage? It applies to real estate too. If they liked your location they'd be there.

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    1. Re:The Burger KIng of Computer Stores ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I think part of it is MS being cheap and lazy. Apple seemingly puts a lot of research into where they place their stores for maximum revenue potential. MS just puts their store where Apple has a store so they don't to do any research and piggybacks on Apple. The thing is Apple's customers are not MS customers so that approach may be flawed.

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    2. Re:The Burger King of Computer Stores ... by mrxak · · Score: 0

      Apple does put a lot of research into their stores, it's why there aren't more than there are. They could have just carpet-bombed, putting one on every corner, but they don't do that. Each store is massively profitable for its square footage because they spend a huge amount of money researching and designing each one on an individual basis. It was certainly a gamble, initially, but now they make so much money from the stores they can easily afford to do this sort of high quality planning for future ones.

      People have to drive a bit to get to one, in many places, but the thing of it is people are willing to drive there no matter how far away it is. Heck, a lot of their "flagship" stores have become tourist attractions.

  34. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 7 still takes 3 hours to install anything.

    One thing I feel compelled to say in defense of Win7 is that the OS itself doesn't take long to install. There was me expecting to be sitting in front of the PC for two hours, merrily clicking "accept" buttons and selecting options from drop down boxes, only to discover that I'd barely even started my second coffee when the install finished. It was so freaky.

  35. Re:MS always follows, never leads by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    I don't know .Net has some pretty cool stuff in it. Most of it lived in labs beforehand but there is a lot of lab projects moving into the mainstream via .Net, generics, LINQ, lamdas, Task Parrallel Library etc. Do other languages have this stuff, probably. Who was first? Not sure but if not quite cutting edge innovation it is at least a quick pace of incorporating innovation into products. Similar to Win Vista/7 "cloning of OS X who cares, can you OS do what I want it to for a price I'm willing to pay (even if it is as a MS tax on the purchase of new hardware)? Yep. Okay you get my money.Visual Studio IMHO is the best IDE hands down, and the whole package (TFS) seems like it would be really useful for large dev teams though I'm usually a sole or very small number of developers kind of projects so never used it. I'm yet to see anything that comes close. P.S. I actually really like the snap to side and snap to top GUI feature in Win 7. That to me made Win 7 beat Snow Leopard in usability IMHO and I'm running a 27" iMac. Drives me nuts when developing in Mac OS that I constantly have to fidget with windows to look at things side by side. Windows? Drag left drag right done. Maybe not "wow" technology but MS rarely does that. It usually does things either very productive or at least productive enough to keep people coming back. Since the Lion upgrade I find my computer runs half as fast as it did under Snow Leopard and much slower than under Win 7. I haven't been back to OS X since other than occasionally to run updates and see if it works better for a few hours. So Apple screws up too but they are always trying to be the second coming. MS is just trying to push out okay to great, Mac tries to always push "wow this is new" (which usually means wait till service pack 2 just like a MS product :-)).

  36. Re:Gosh, that mouth of your never stops flapping. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

    Since when is single-digit marketshare considered "dominant"?

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  37. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is hundreds of miles behind Apple, and may always be.

    I know, right?

    Anyway, the people coming out of the Apple store probably already own Apple's far superior game system and would never buy an XBox360 and a Kinect.

    Oh wait...

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  38. Re:MS always follows, never leads by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

    MS hasn't innovated in 20 years.

    Windows Phone seems to have quite a bit of innovation in it, probably the most innovation since iPhone was launched (Android is just a copycat of that, sorry Android fans[1]). So they're not completely dead yet.

    If they keep up that kind of innovation, they will eventually run out of money (and customers). It may be "innovative" but nobody cares, which is a different kind of innovation to what Apple is known for. Re: Android don't forget voice actions first, over the air updates first, multi-tasking first (no?), and being much more open with the entire apps process (apps allowed, side loading, etc).

  39. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    Hey little kiddies get on my App guess who's back with a brand new Shrink Rap? :-) People tend to group things/themselves together based on what makes them different from the norm That is way the early Nazi movement happened in bars of like minded crazies, if a city has 100 Jamaicans there will be a little Caribbean etc. Apple has the advantage here because they are the "others". Which really isn't true now because I'd suspect the majority of households in the west have at least one Apple product. But it is still perceived as different. MS is perceived as normal, "I already understand this", or even worse "that is the stuff I work on all day why would I care about it when I go home?" Apple except in some niches, mainly the cool ones creatives, science, etc, has stayed away from the office. It makes it a lot easier to convince people they are cool gadgets you go spend your own time and money on. Very few people get wood for a spreadsheet :-)

  40. Re:MS always follows, never leads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is also a Microsoft store directly across from an Apple store in Mall of America. Based on the few items I checked prices on, they are not making money from people who price compare. They had the exact brand and model of a 16GB USB flash stick for almost three times what I paid for it.

  41. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Because MS doesn't sell PCs they do at least have a lot of hardware from partners but half the problem is it costs more than in most other stores from what I've read so they're not competitive where as if you go to an Apple store it's the same prices as anywhere else admittedly that will mainly be because there are very few options for buying a Mac.

  42. More of a threat to GameStop than Apple by Tangential · · Score: 1

    Based on what Microsoft has that it can sell to consumers, they'd be a lot smarter to locate near a GameStop than an Apple store. They XBox line is really all that they have to sell directly to consumers.

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    1. Re:More of a threat to GameStop than Apple by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      This crossed my mind, but not in the way you mention. I was thinking that it would be a huge mistake for Microsoft to put these things anywhere near a GameStop because if GameStop feels threatened they'll tell their employees to start plugging Sony and Nintendo, they'll cut down on shelf space dedicated to XBox, and their magazine will have an anti-MS bias.

      So they're probably keeping these things as far away from GameStops as possible. You compete with your competitors, not your partners. I don't think it should be too big of an issue b/c they're putting these stores in wealthy districts while GameStop tends to build next to WalMarts.

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    2. Re:More of a threat to GameStop than Apple by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can stock the store very generously with their keyboards and mice. Then after people go and buy a Mac in the Apple store, they can stop by the Microsoft store to get a real mouse and keyboard.

  43. Not a flaw by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 0

    No, the author isn't wrong at all, he's just unwittingly exposed one of the flaws of the English language...

    This is not a flaw in the English language - it is quite easy to accurately communicate the information. For example: "Microsoft has 13 retail stores in the US and will open its fourteenth on 20th October in Seattle's popular University Village shopping center, where...". If you choose to write ambiguously it is not a flaw in the language but a flaw in the author.

    1. Re:Not a flaw by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Just like I said, for you to be explicit, you have to "talk around" the flaw in the language. It's like this in many other simpler languages that don't have as many cases as other languages. Yes, you can accurately communicate the information, but you have to add 10-50% more words (or worse) to do so. That sounds like a "flaw" to me. With a more complex language with more cases, you can pack a lot more information into a smaller space. Just look at Latin for example.

      With your "talk around", you've added 7 more words in a separate clause to the sentence.

    2. Re:Not a flaw by RazorSharp · · Score: 0

      Just like I said, for you to be explicit, you have to "talk around" the flaw in the language.

      No, for one to be explicit they just need to be explicit. It kind of makes sense that being explicit has a lower word efficiency than being ambiguous. Yes, other languages are different, but that doesn't make one flawed. If word efficiency was really all that important then Spanish wouldn't be a language. Spanish speakers just have a clever way of getting around the inefficiency of their language: they talk fast.

      ". . . Microsoft will open its 14th store. Located in Seattle's . . ." Oh, look, I made it explicit using only a period and one extra word.

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    3. Re:Not a flaw by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Yes, other languages are different, but that doesn't make one flawed.

      Yes, it does, IMO. And IMO, Spanish is a very flawed language. English isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than that abysmally-inefficient excuse for a language. What's really strange is that Spanish is descended partially from Latin, which is one of the most efficient languages around.

    4. Re:Not a flaw by BlueScreenO'Life · · Score: 0

      It's syllable-inefficient, and that's common to most Latin languages.

      Other than that, care to explain why you find it "abysmally-inefficient"? A conjugated verb (no subject needed) can express grammatical number, grammatical person, tense (including future) and likelihood.

    5. Re:Not a flaw by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      It's syllable-inefficient, and that's common to most Latin languages.
      Other than that, care to explain why you find it "abysmally-inefficient"?

      That's it exactly. It's abysmally inefficient with syllables.

      So why is it so inefficient, when Latin itself is extremely efficient, and Spanish is partly descended from Latin? Portuguese doesn't seem to be much better, and that's much closer to Latin from what I've read.

      Of course, I suppose the Latin-writers highly preferred an efficient language, since the Romans tended to write a lot of stuff down on stone tablets and the like.

    6. Re:Not a flaw by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft's store number fourteen will open in University Village next week, within verbal insult range of Apple's store at the same location."

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    7. Re:Not a flaw by BlueScreenO'Life · · Score: 0
      But a few posts above you seemed to suggest "efficiency==lack of ambiguity". English is no less ambiguous than Spanish.

      So why is it so inefficient, when Latin itself is extremely efficient, and Spanish is partly descended from Latin?

      The lack of cases. The vast majority of modern Latin-descended languages lost them almost completely or completely. Romanian is an interesting exception, I think, though by no means as complex as Latin.

      Portuguese is not much closer than Spanish to Latin in grammar or word inflection - they're pretty similar. They have different root words, and they have many in common as well (not sure which one is more like Latin in that sense) but that doesn't have to do with efficiency.

      By the way, sometimes one doesn't want to be very precise and the lack of precision adds to the language's efficiency. For example, to say "I'm with a friend" without disclosing the gender of the friend in Spanish, and yes also in Latin from what I remember from high school, one would have to resort to pretty awkward constructions with lots of words.

    8. Re:Not a flaw by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      how can a language NOT be flawed when it assigns gendered articles (i.e. english 'the' as el or la) to inanimate objects.
      El capital = funds, la capital = capital city

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    9. Re:Not a flaw by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But a few posts above you seemed to suggest "efficiency==lack of ambiguity". English is no less ambiguous than Spanish.
      The lack of cases. The vast majority of modern Latin-descended languages lost them almost completely or completely. Romanian is an interesting exception, I think, though by no means as complex as Latin.

      See, that's what I'm getting at. With Latin and all its cases, it seems like you get both high syllable efficiency, and also lack of ambiguity. The trade-off, of course, is that the language is complex and hard to master because of all those cases and declensions. But shouldn't we be striving for better things, and not being lazy? I wonder how much learning a simpler language while growing up affects a person's brain development vs. learning a more complex one.

    10. Re:Not a flaw by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do get your point there, and that seems to be a flaw with many European languages. Any linguists care to enlighten us on exactly what good genders are (for non-gendered things)?

      The only thing I can see is that with Spanish (which I don't know very well, but I see a fair amount) for instance, the gender of the noun determines which article you use. So nouns ending in "-a" you refer to with "la", while certain other nouns (like ones ending in "-o"?) you refer to with "el", and because of this, the language in spoken form "flows" better, or is easier to speak or sounds better. This also makes it easier to know which verbs are masculine and which are feminine, by looking at the endings. However, in German (which I took for 4 years in high school, though I don't remember that well), I don't really see any relation to the construction of the noun and which gender it is; it can be masculine, feminine, or neuter, and you just have to memorize it. Seems to me that the best thing the Anglo-Saxons did over the years was dump the whole gendered noun thing from their language. It doesn't seem to serve any purpose. As my other posts indicate, I'm all for reducing ambiguity and increasing efficiency, even if that means some more complexity, but I don't see how the addition of genders helps anything; it doesn't convey any more useful information, and just gives you more stuff to memorize but for zero benefit.

      El capital = funds, la capital = capital city

      This seems to be like a "workaround" for another flaw in Spanish in this case, the fact that one word has two meanings (I'm assuming you didn't misspell one of these). This of course is a common failing in English too, and usually the only way to tell the difference is by context. Except for funds vs. political seat, we use "capital" vs. "capitol", although you obviously can't tell the difference if its spoken rather than written, but we have plenty of other cases where the same word has multiple meanings.

  44. Re:MS always follows, never leads by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

    Windows 7 is good (whatever Mac OS X/LINUX people, it's great for gaming)

    Windows 7 is only good for gaming because they've been pushing DirectX for so long, and refined it for so long, and pushed game developers into using it, that it's the de facto standard for 3D gaming, and of course since it's proprietary and only supported on Windows, that means Windows is the best (3D, FPS, etc.) gaming platform out there. (Of course, there's other kinds of gaming out there now, as the iPhone/Android games have shown, but that's beside the point.) If MS wanted to make Linux into a great gaming platform, it'd be pretty trivial for them to port DirectX to Linux; obviously they wouldn't do that, but the point is that it isn't Windows 7 that's so great for gaming, just one of its components that predates Windows 7 by a long time.

    Windows 7, in fact, isn't innovative in any way at all; it's just a warmed-over version of Vista with a lot of bugs and problems fixed, and a few minor cosmetic changes to the UI.

    Arguably one could give MS a point for the XBox360.

    No innovation there (except for the Kinect recently). That was just a cheap copy of the Playstation series. Like lots of their other ventures, they saw some market they wanted to dominate, so they made a cheap copy of the top player in that market, put it out there, and then kept refining it and pouring more money into it until the competitors ran out of steam and they could become dominant themselves. But at what cost? Has their Xbox division ever been profitable?

    I live in Seattle and many tech people I've talked agree that MS' biggest problem is the person at the top - Steve Ballmer. He has no vision whatsoever and at best is a chief operating officer.

    I agree with that being their biggest problem. The board needs to toss him out. However, his best job would be as a used car salesman, not a COO.

    Ballmer can't even hire someone to find new locations for retail fronts... so what does he do, he opens stores by Apple's . Microsoft erected a big(ger) store just a few doors down from Apple's in one of the malls in the Seattle area (Bellevue Square). MS couldn't even pick some other part of the mall, it had to be close to Apple's.

    Here in AZ, MS actually beat Apple in the store selection game, I think (maybe someone who disagrees can point out why Apple's selection is better). The Apple store is in the Chandler mall, which is a pretty "normal" mall with Macy's, Dillard's, Sears, and Nordstrom as its anchor stores. MS never did open a shop there; instead, they got a rather nice location in the Scottsdale mall, which is an "upscale" mall with Nieman-Marcus and Barney's as two of its anchors (Macy's, Dillard's, and Nordstrom are the other three; definitely no Sears to be found there), and which also has a lot of overpriced designer stores like Coach, Touraneau (sells expensive watches like Breitling and Rolex), etc. The MS store is actually a very short walk from the Coach store. So for whatever reasons, MS picked the ritzy-ish mall, while Apple (which was there first) chose the more pedestrian mall. Apple has another store I'm aware of here in AZ, but it's way up in north Scottsdale in some crappy strip-mall, not really an exclusive location by any means, and actually right across the street from a Walmart and Sam's Club.

  45. Re:MS always follows, never leads by A12m0v · · Score: 1

    Microsoft employs some of the brightest minds in the industry, just look at the amazing work done by Microsoft Research, it just seems to be unable to monetize and/or properly market its innovations which makes them seem reactive instead of leading. XBox, Windows Phone and Zune are excellent products in their own merits but they way Microsoft markets them make them seem as if they are copying the market leader. They also fail to stick to their products and lack a consistent strategy, they quit on Zune why too soon and then there is their development platforms and technologies .net, Silverlight, Win32, WPF and now they are moving to HTML5 and JavaScript.

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  46. Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But perfectly in keeping with the Microsoft's definition of "innovation".

  47. I love The Black Keys by lophophore · · Score: 0

    I love The Black Keys. They are awesome.

    But this smells like selling out.

    I've been looking forward to their new record.

    Now I'm afraid I'll keep seeing that fucking Windows logo in my mind's eye whenever I hear it.

    Shit...

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    1. Re:I love The Black Keys by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      every band's dream is selling out

      selling out that club, selling out that hall, selling out that stadium... whats different about selling out to a crowd, you really think they care if its Budweiser or Microsoft paying the bill?

  48. Microsoft and Apple by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Should just get a room.

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  49. Date night possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amorous couples can go check out the latest Zune and squirt each other.

  50. Re:Gosh, that mouth of your never stops flapping. by alamandrax · · Score: 1

    By corporate world, are you going outside the American borders or staying within them? (No snark intended or implied - genuine question)

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  51. Re:MS always follows, never leads by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Has their Xbox division ever been profitable?

    Do you mean, recouping all the early investments? If so, then no, not yet.

    Or do you mean yearly balance? If so, then it has been profitable for several years now.

  52. That just sounds pathetic and desperate... by mrsnak · · Score: 0

    ..for Microsoft. 'nuff said.

  53. Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by swb · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...has an Apple store and a Microsoft store very nearly across the same hallway from each other.

    I can't stand the Mall of America but on every compulsory trip I've taken there, the Microsoft store is nearly empty. A few people (my 7 year old included) are goofing with a Kinect up front, a few losers are using the demo PCs for Facebook updates and that's it.

    The Apple store on the other side of the hallway is packed, with nary a demo iPad or Mac unattended. Lots of people in the store.

    In neither case did I count who walked out with stuff, but the interest level in the Apple store was high.

    I thought the Microsoft store was generally attractive, but the whole idea seems unfocused. There's Microsoft products like Xbox and Zune (well, not anymore), the phone and then there's...PCs. Laptops, desktops, but they're not really selling them, well, maybe they are. You can't tell.

    It felt like they were pushing the whole PC "experience" and not just the Microsoft vision of it, which even Microsoft didn't seem they could explain very well.

    For full disclosure, I build my own Windows PCs but have owned more iPods and iPhones than I'd care to admit (every iPhone model from the 3G to the 4S).

    1. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The Apple store on the other side of the hallway is packed, with nary a demo iPad or Mac unattended. Lots of people in the store.

      ...waiting for the Genius Bar.

    2. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Need a parody ad, with all the MS store employees pressed up against the inside window of their store, looking out across the hallway to the packed Apple store.

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    3. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is the difference between Apple and Microsoft.
      Mac users go to the Apple store because they wanted to use a Mac over Windows.
      Windows users use windows because they have too, it is the cheapest, that is what everyone else uses, they want to build their own machines, they hate Apple, or it has the best games.
      Of that group only the gamers and the people that like to build their own machines really have much passion. The thing is they have passion for games and building not for Microsoft as a whole. You have the haters but they are a not as much a market segment.
      A Microsoft store can also include XBox which is a good segment but Apple can pull in the iPod crowd, the iPhone crowd, and the iPad crowd.
      I left out WP7 for now since that is a tiny segment as well as the AppleTV for the same reason both may grow over time.
      Finally you have the none Apple users that go to the store. These people may have never used a Mac, iPad, or iPhone so they want to see what the big deal is about.
      Everybody knows what Windows is so their is no reason to go look at it again.
      Ad in Apple makes it's own hardware and provides tech support for it through the stores and you have a large number of people going to Apple stores.
      Microsoft can do some support but they do not sell their own computers.

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    4. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make it a point to at least walk into the Apple store on every visit to the MOA. When the nice greeter asks me what I'm looking for, I tell them that I just walk it because I know it annoys the Microsoft folks.

    5. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by blakelarson · · Score: 1

      Interesting point about AppleTV -- that should be cool, and would be great to demo in the store. But they don't! Ideally it would be the *best* thing to demo in-store as it isn't portable like the other products. Apparently it's not cool enough, so it isn't allowed in stores. Sounds like MS only has a couple cool products worth showing off, and the rest is just filler. The filler makes it look pathetic.

    6. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      As far as products goes Microsoft has one cool product and that is the XBox line.
      it really comes down to why would you go to a Microsoft store?
      To look at windows? Everybody has a Windows machine.
      To get help? Well maybe but it will be limited because you didn't by a Microsoft computer.
      To see Windows Phone 7? That is probably the best idea but it has no real buzz and very little marketshare. And it really isn't cool.

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    7. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by mrxak · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs before his passing referred to AppleTV as a hobby, not a business for them. Until they start selling like crazy, Apple won't waste much energy showing it off.

      That said, they usually have one set up somewhere in the store.

    8. Re:Mall of America, Bloomington, MN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I thought the Microsoft store was generally attractive, but the whole idea seems unfocused.”

      This is why the MS stores will fail. The business plan is just reacting to Apple Stores.The Apple Stores probably have the top officers at Apple micromanaging it, but at least they have a business plan.

      The Apple Stores were more of a reaction to its own licensed distributors and Apple re-sellers. Jobs wanted more control. Microsoft will probably just be aimless, with shooting the messenger when the quarterly sales report comes up. They will close when the rent for the space is exceeding the revenue.

  54. Sounds convenient to me by mhocker · · Score: 1

    I can pick up my new 27" iMac at the Apple store and go get a copy of Windows to run on Boot Camp or VMWare, all without leaving the mall. I think Microsoft has this all figured out!

    1. Re:Sounds convenient to me by bedouin · · Score: 1

      Don't bother dude, you can leech the ISO from me when you get home.

  55. GREAT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I get to play kinect while I wait up in line for my 4GS! :D

  56. Re:Gosh, that mouth of your never stops flapping. by mrxak · · Score: 1

    That's for computer sales, worldwide. When you look at US stats, it's definitely double digits, and compared to other computer manufacturers individually, instead of against all Windows combined, they have a very respectable share, especially in the laptop market and non-business computing. They're also pretty much the only computer manufacturer that is growing their market share, and rather dramatically, compared to nearly all of their competitors losing ground.

    For Apple's other markets, music players, phones, and tablets, they are clearly quite dominant.

    You may be confused, this isn't the 90s Apple anymore.

  57. Re:MS always follows, never leads by VJmes · · Score: 1

    I don't see Java as being a positive over a lower-level, compiled language like Objective-C (It is basically C after all). You can go onto the Apple developers site and download one of the twenty open-source projects that are currently being developed as a part of iOS. The other two examples though are legitimate positives ov Android.

  58. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by mrxak · · Score: 0

    Apple may not have a living room console, but they've got the handheld market. Heck, Nintendo's downfall is being blamed on iOS games (and to an extent, other mobile phone games).

  59. Re:MS always follows, never leads by VJmes · · Score: 1

    MS hasn't innovated in 20 years.

    I don't agree that Microsoft hasn't innovated in 20 years. The Xbox had quite a lot that the competition lacked at the time, the Windows Phone has a rather different approach to other handset OSs & the continued development of Windows 7 and Windows 8 is has been rather different to the one Microsoft (And other PC operating systems) have traditionally taken.

    MS' biggest problem is the person at the top - Steve Ballmer. He has no vision whatsoever and at best is a chief operating officer.

    In all the examples I've given above, are all projects Steve Ballmer has had very little input in. As a CEO, you couldn't pick someone who was more of an unimaginative, direction-less bureaucrat and it shows from everything Microsoft did from the late 1990's until recently. I don't know what's happened in the last four years but Microsoft have really gained some direction and begun to really innovate.
    The problem it seems is Microsoft is now working in the shadow of Apple in terms of the failed Zune and now the Windows Phone, that's not to say they're bad devices, but they're trying to innovate in areas where Apple dominates using a very different approach. To the point where it's given Microsoft a huge disadvantage if they want an innovative/different product to succeed.

    Then again, these Microsoft stores appear to do nothing more than to follow Apple. There are advantages to how Apple handle retail, but the way in which MIcrosoft have done is appears to be nothing more than copying the competition.

  60. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by mrxak · · Score: 2

    Apple has done a remarkable job becoming establishment while maintaining their outsider credibility. It really comes about, I think, from their hippy origins and starting out in a garage. Heck, they flew a pirate flag outside their headquarters for the longest time (they may still, I don't know). When you've been the underdog your entire time in business, and have an anti-establishment culture within the company, that sort of reputation sticks, even when you've got the biggest market cap and everybody and their mother has an iPod.

    And, let's face it, Apple has amazing marketing, and a real focus on cool things to do with your devices, not the devices themselves. When you go into an Apple Store, each area is set up for "solutions" not just a long row of computers as you find in most stores. You go to the music area, it's all about music. You go to the video area, it's all about video. You look at their TV ads, and the emphasis is never on specs, it's about usability and what you can do. It makes it a lot less nerdy, and a lot more approachable, to the average consumer. Apple is a huge company, but they have the personality of a scrappy little company that's cool to associate with. People want to Think Different even when everybody else is too. It's remarkable how Apple has gotten the best of both worlds and no doubt business schools will be talking about it for a long time.

    We'll see how well it lasts without Steve Jobs, I guess, but I think they'll keep it going. Steve Jobs set up "Apple University" to indoctrinate employees in the culture, and certainly the team he assembled under him during his tenure as CEO are true believers.

  61. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple may not have a living room console, but they've got the handheld market.

    Absolutely. Clearly the serious gamers have given up on Modern Warfare 3 and Gears of War and have moved to Angry Birds.

    It's revolutionary!!

    Seriously, is it really impossible for an Apple fan to admit that there's one thing that Apple does not do better than Microsoft. So much so that they won't even recognize that playing a game on an XBox360 and high definition TV and surround sound system is maybe a slightly better experience than playing the same game on an iPhone? Or even admit that you cannot play Gears of War or Modern Warfare 3 on the iPhone?

    I can hear it already..."Yeah? Yeah? Well, Apple sold more iPhones than Microsoft sold XBox360s so clearly that means Apple is superior in every way. And you can't make a call with your XBox, so that means iPhone is a superior gaming platform."

    Hey, I'm getting good at this...

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  62. Paralfin aka Kerocene Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a few gallons of kerocene to the 'Hut'.

    Spalsh'm up.

    Toss a match.

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  63. Valkryries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude.

    Homes of the frm and current CEO on Google Maps.

    Adds:

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    Cennsna 150.

    Bick lighters and Vodka.

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  64. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1, Informative

    What I find funny is Apple is usually associated with liberals and the stereotype is liberals are all about charity and causes. Anyways Apple is notoriously stingy when it comes to charity meanwhile Bill Gates has given away the majority of his wealth.

  65. This happened a year ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The premise of this article is that Microsoft is putting a store right in Apple's face. Microsoft's first store is in the Bellevue Square mall less than 100 feet from the Apple store, so this is nothing new.

    I stop in both stores often to check out the latest. There are some intersting things in the Microsoft store. My iPhone 4 web browser gets very sluggish when displaying complex web pages (mmo champion specifically), as did my three Android phones (AT&T N1, Verizon Droid, Verizon Droid-X). The windows phone is much faster in this regard and quite easy to use. I havent played with enough to determine if it's as usable as an iPhone yet but it is in the same ballpark.

    Elsewhere in the store Microsoft has touch screen systems for people to play with, XBox with Kinect, and the commercial Surface device (a 36" multi user touch screen thing marketed at bars). Comparing the two stores Microsoft is more inviting and is way more fun. They're beating Apple here in both product lineup and in the store's handling of customers.

    Over the last many years Apple has completely humiliated Microsoft in the consumer market: The ubiquity of the iDevices and coming from behind to overtake Microsoft in market cap. You can see by comparing the two stores that's still happening: Apple's store is packed, Microsoft's is not. But looking at the product lineup, staff attitude, and the improving usability of their products I dont think Apple is leading on merit any longer.

    It appears to me Microsoft has figured out what it takes to compete and is giving it the college try. They may still lose despite their merit because of market acceptance or some issues I'm not seeing. I am very curious to see how this will unfold. I do sincerely hope that they do well enough to cause some feirce competition, it would be good for us as consumers.

    1. Re:This happened a year ago by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      The windows phone is much faster in this regard and quite easy to use. I havent played with enough to determine if it's as usable as an iPhone yet but it is in the same ballpark.

      Elsewhere in the store Microsoft has touch screen systems for people to play with, XBox with Kinect, and the commercial Surface device (a 36" multi user touch screen thing marketed at bars). Comparing the two stores Microsoft is more inviting and is way more fun. They're beating Apple here in both product lineup and in the store's handling of customers.

      It's not working. You need to shill harder.

    2. Re:This happened a year ago by mydn · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you mention mmo champion. That site is very difficult to view on my Droid, but works a little better on my Xoom. I don't know why that front page has to be so complicated.

  66. Re:MS always follows, never leads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So for whatever reasons, MS picked the ritzy-ish mall, while Apple (which was there first) chose the more pedestrian mall.

    Sell to the masses, live with the classes.

    Remember that Apple's head of retail came from Target.

  67. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by mrxak · · Score: 1

    I'm not arguing with you. I myself do far, far more gaming on my 360 than my iPhone, and there's no serious games on the iPhone (that I can think of). But you make it sound like Apple and Microsoft are going head to head in gaming, and they are not at all. Each has their preferred market, and are doing okay in their niches. The casual market seems to be a bigger one, though, which is why the Wii kicked the 360's ass and the PS3 is limping in third.

    The gggp was talking about Microsoft being behind Apple in a lot of ways, but you can't compare the two companies between markets that the other one is not trying to compete it at all. That's comparing Apples and, uh, Microsofts. His statement refers to markets where Microsoft is following Apple (which is sort of the point of TFA), not markets in which they are no competing with each other.

  68. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by mrxak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Soooo offtopic, and a bit misinformed. The widely-cited ending of Apple's charity program when Steve Jobs returned as CEO was because the company was going under and couldn't afford it anymore. Since they've become profitable, they've done a lot more. Apple's participated in Product Red quite heavily with their iPod lines. Steve Jobs is widely believed to have given a lot of money to cancer research before he died, but simply chose to do so anonymously so we can't be entirely sure. There may have been quite a bit of other philanthropic efforts done that we won't know about because Steve Jobs was a very private person, and nobody cares enough about the other executives there to actually find out about their charitable donations but that's not proof they haven't given anything either.

    I actually find it a lot more obnoxious when these rich guys give their money away so publicly. I was raised to give to charity and not make such a big deal out of it, because then you're doing it for the right reasons, and not praise. When you are a billionaire, giving away money is literally the easiest thing you can do. You won't miss it. Let me know when Bill Gates gives up his entire net worth, leaves nothing for his family, and lives as a pauper. Then I'll consider him a saint. Until then, I'm a lot more impressed by the person making minimum wage dropping some dollar bills in the charity bucket and not telling all their friends and the media about it.

  69. Re:MS always follows, never leads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > generics, LINQ, lamdas, Task Parrallel Library etc. Do other languages have this stuff, probably

    Aw, you made all the Lisp fans weep again...

  70. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    But you make it sound like Apple and Microsoft are going head to head in gaming, and they are not at all.

    That's not my point at all. This was a discussion about the Kinect and gaming and Microsoft trying to market the Kinect and Xbox360 to Apple customers. The person to whom I responded made the point that Apple was superior in every way to Microsoft so why would any Apple user be interested in a Kinect? and I called BS.

    The gggp was talking about Microsoft being behind Apple in a lot of ways

    No, he did not say "in a lot of ways". He said "superior" ( I think the exact quote, in a discussion of the Kinect and gaming hardware, that Apple was "miles ahead of Microsoft") and when you're talking about gaming hardware to suggest that Apple is superior is just fanboy silliness.

    Don't you agree?

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  71. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
    I get the not wanting to make a big deal about it. It depends I think. Bill Gates is running his charity so he has to talk about it. Some of the causes he is working on he deemed ignored so with someone high profile like him talking about it he gets some time in TED etc to bring it up. Product Red isn't exactly immune to tooting their own horn since pretty much by definition they label everything around the product with the charity they are supporting, use Bono etc.

    I agree offtopic but I do find it interesting that Apple kept all the liberal cool without a whole lot of liberal policies like charities, work life balance perks (at least in their early days not sure about now), etc. where as MS probably the closest to "big corp" you get in tech had its founder quite his day job, give away half his net worth and go work feeding/curing sick kids full time. I guess it shows people/orgs can't be easily pigeonholed.

  72. Metro by toolo · · Score: 1

    People want to see Win8/Metro - it will be the same UI across all MS stuff backed by the cloud. It will be interesting to see it all tied together in one place.

  73. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by willy_me · · Score: 1

    I was raised to give to charity and not make such a big deal out of it, because then you're doing it for the right reasons, and not praise.

    Well to be fair with Bill, he publicized his donations and created his charity in an effort to get other billionaires / millionaires to also donate. And it worked - many did.

  74. Re:Gosh, that mouth of your never stops flapping. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    "Gosh, that mouth of your never stops flapping."

    least I am not a little pussy AC

  75. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    Oh - excuse me. I thought the discussion here was centered on the mobile market. I must have missed something. Yes, Win7 installs fairly quickly on a desktop. You win that point. Now - let's look at the scoreboard. Oh. Wait. No point, because the desktop isn't in this competition at all!

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  76. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    one could argue when Apple was within inches of deaths door people said the same thing about the cheap stunts of apple stores

    half of mac's? HA so what the fuck is that 0.5% of all PC sales? (keeping in mind apple's current status includes their gadgets and not actual computers)

    oh an here we go with some hippy nonsense of the world is dead blah blah blah, I would beleive the notion that apple is what microsoft wants to be, that is if apple has not spent the first 30 years busting their ass to get where MS already was with limited to no success, and therefore turned into a gadget company.

    The only point we agree on is apple is perfectly fine shooting themselves in their own ass, they did it with jobs, they did it without jobs and its just a matter of very little time before they go doing it again. I cant wait until each store has unique models of iCrap making it impossible to tell if your getting fucked over or not like the performa days.

  77. U Village alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend Fran's Chocolates, on the other opposite side of the parking lot from the Apple Store. No error messages, no updates, no compatibility issues.

  78. Zune? by pbjones · · Score: 1

    Didn't MS kill off the Zune?

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  79. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by luke923 · · Score: 1

    Apple is a liberal company? You better tell Rush Limbaugh.

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  80. Re:MS always follows, never leads by luke923 · · Score: 1

    No innovation there (except for the Kinect recently). That was just a cheap copy of the Playstation series. Like lots of their other ventures, they saw some market they wanted to dominate, so they made a cheap copy of the top player in that market, put it out there, and then kept refining it and pouring more money into it until the competitors ran out of steam and they could become dominant themselves.

    Actually, it wasn't considering that the XBox was the first console to introduce the progammable shader pipeline -- which was a huge game-changer for consoles when it came out. Before that, any changes to the way your 3D scene was rendered required involvement of the CPU, which is relatively expensive compared to having the video card handle those calculations. But, I have to hand it to Microsoft in how they have handled DX up to this point since most of the additions to the D3D feature set tend to be a year before OpenGL has them (at least the big ones like geometry shaders). MS doesn't do much right, but they do handle that well.

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  81. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a modern version of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widow's_mite

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  82. samsung too by georgesdev · · Score: 1

    Funny, Samsung did about the same thing (open a shop beside an Apple store in Australia. They were "selling" Galaxy S2 for 2 dollars unlocked ...

  83. Microwho? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they even relevant anymore?

  84. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by unixisc · · Score: 0

    He's known it from the start, but never made any decisions based on that bias of theirs. That way, even Bill Gates was/is a Liberal, and when you go to Unix/FOSS/GNU, you have a mix - from Stallman to Raymond to McNealy. So no point making computing decisions based on the politics of the company chiefs.

  85. Shameless, it's ok by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered about hanging around outside places to get customers. But I always shyed away think I might get sued or beaten off. I have to remember this story! This is a great reminder that capitalism & competition doesn't have values, so why not? Shameless!

    1. Re:Shameless, it's ok by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Shameless!

      Too bad a corporate person cant be thrown in jail for indecent exposure.

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  86. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    Dude you are in denial! I am a Linux user and gave up Windows. However, my family members are Apple users, and my brother has most Apple products. Frankly they work well together. Want to know why my brother is an Apple user? Because he is sick to crap about having to be an admin to copy files from one machine to another. He likes the fact that his media is available from one device to another. He likes being to watch TV with Apple TV and not have to figure out nitty gritty details such as having the right flash player.

    I am not an OSX user because well I prefer Linux. But I am also not dumb to say that Apple has iCrap!

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  87. Every computer store ... by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    .. is already a Microsoft store, except for the Apple stores of course. What's Microsoft going to do differently? Sell t-shirts?

  88. TXT: free concert across from teh apple store!!!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    microsoft: we'll show them - put an ugly, pre-form shack (that might be confused with a windshield repair 'shop') across from the apple store !!!

    apple: oh noz they dinnt- ohhh, look how cheap it is ! (biiiiiig grinnnn)

    microsoft: we're not cheap, or ugly- WE HAVE A FREE CONCERT COMING BITCHES !!!! wp7 will own your iphone !!

    apple: even bigger grin, whispering to the hotter female employees "get ready to hand out free bottled water and free $10 itunes cards, on the sidewalk the second the concert starts. dance a little!" wink wink

    microsoft: our concert is rockin ! look at all the sheeple loving on us !!!

    apple: wait for it.... waiiiiiiit.....

    The football jock, or whatever sports person takes the stage to say something 'cool' about windoze... and the crowd takes three giant steps back. One person realizes he's still holding his free itunes card... and bumps his buddy on the way back to the apple stores....

    apple hottie chick, sweaty from dancin and smilin: "Welcome back, what can I do for you?"

    customer: ya, i need a new iphone

    apple hottie chick: "OK ! Lets go get one !"

    sale, and a fail, all in one city block. awesome

  89. Re: Apple Stores sell more than Apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple is a publicly traded company. Bill Gates is a real person who can, if he choose to do so, exchange his entire fortune for a Twinkie. I'm kind of happy that the SEC would frown on a publicly traded company that decided to emulate Gates' largesse, and I love Twinkies.

  90. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by intheshelter · · Score: 0

    " shiny object hipster yuppie market"

    Trying pretty hard to fit in with the rest of the trendy Apple haters aren't ya?

  91. Re:MS always follows, never leads by intheshelter · · Score: 0

    Multitasking first? No. Every iPhone has had it from day 1, just not on every app sucking your battery dry.

  92. Goal of a language? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Yes, you can accurately communicate the information, but you have to add 10-50% more words (or worse) to do so. That sounds like a "flaw" to me.

    If the goal of a language is to communicate in the fewest number of grunts possible then every natively spoken tongue on the planet is extremely flawed. Given that no real language seem to be designed to optimize this (I suppose there might be some strange invented ones but even ones like esperanto don't seem to have this as their primary goal) I'd suggest that this is, in fact, NOT the primary aim of a language and so it cannot be said to be a flaw.

    1. Re:Goal of a language? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If the goal of a language is to communicate in the fewest number of grunts possible then every natively spoken tongue on the planet is extremely flawed. Given that no real language seem to be designed to optimize this (I suppose there might be some strange invented ones but even ones like esperanto don't seem to have this as their primary goal) I'd suggest that this is, in fact, NOT the primary aim of a language and so it cannot be said to be a flaw.

      But if we do assume that to be the goal, for the sake of argument, then some languages are much more efficient than others. If you're trying to write this language down, then the "grunt efficiency" becomes even more important, because it affects how much information you can convey in a given space. Whether you're typing or handwriting (or worse, carving into stone), you're going to want a language that's more compact and concise when you're putting it in written form.

      As for languages being "designed" to optimize this, it seems to me (if any linguists want to jump in here, feel free) that languages tend to devolve into simpler forms over time. We see this with Latin-derived languages losing all the cases for instance.

      For the invented ones, you might want to look at the logical languages such as Lojban. Esperanto seems to be nothing more than an attempt to construct a single European language, because it's so obviously derived from other European (mainly Romance) languages, rather than a "clean sheet rewrite", as Lojban seems to be.

      So if you don't think efficiency and unambiguity are goals of natural languages, what do you think are (inasmuch as something that's not guided by any central authority but is evolutionarily changed slowly over time by its users can have "goals")?

  93. From an apple-user POV . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are they trying to get from this?
    1) Who walks to a B&M store to wait in line these days?
    2) Do they think they can sidetrack the type of person that is going to the apple store to go to their store for something?

    I may 'be a mac' -- but I have *no* idea who these throngs of neophytes and loungers are when I am forced to go to an apple store to get something at full price because I need it *now* and no one else in town carries something.

  94. Wattle and daub? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Given the level of sophistication in MS product, I would exepct their storefronts to demonstrate a similar technology level.

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  95. Re:What exactly does Microsoft hope to accomplish? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I just want to know why Win7 hangs on shutdown, because I have a File Window open. WTF?!!!

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  96. Re:Gosh, that mouth of your never stops flapping. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I miss 'beleaguered' days. Shoulda' bought more stock back then, when it was $10-$12/share.

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  97. Re:MS always follows, never leads by teg · · Score: 1

    Re: Android don't forget voice actions first, over the air updates first, multi-tasking first (no?), and being much more open with the entire apps process (apps allowed, side loading, etc).

    I had all of these on Nokia N95... IPhone's innovations wasn't much about features. The only brand new thing for a phone was multi-touch - the revolution was the combination of this with Apple's combination of usability and focus: Let's do the most important things first and do them right the rest can wait.

    [1] Apple's big Siri announcement is not about voice control - they've had it themselves since 3GS, and I had it on my Nokia N95. Apple claims that they have added contextual understanding, so you can almost have a conversation about it rather than exact commands.
    [2] Nokia N95 had almost everything, but it wasn't very usable... it being the pinnacle of pre-iPhone phones shows how much difference Apple did.

  98. Deperately seeking Apple? by MECC · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how ms has lost the most valuable member of their creative team, they must be getting desperate.

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