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Airline to Offer In-Flight Adult Movies
Soon the loud passenger who's had too much to drink on your red-eye flight will be the least of your travel worries. Ryanair Airlines chief Michael O'Leary plans to launch an app that will allow passengers to watch porn on their tablets and smartphones during flight. Mr O'Leary told the Sun: "I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices. Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" Best of all, the app could also be used to gamble or play games in case you got bored during the speaking parts of your in-flight adult movie.
Especially since they're taking out all but one bathroom...
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
My thoughts exactly. I had to look at my calendar to confirm it wasn't April 1st. Regardless of people's desire to apparently have limitless access to porn 24/7 and that most people that determined to be looking at smut on a flight can download it to their phones easily enough, I am still trying to fathom that there's a universe and market niche that actually feels compelled to look at porn while in flight, surrounded by hundreds of people. Is the airline also going to hand out tissue packs and "spank screens" so its customers can jerk off in private? If this is the best the CEO can come up with to increase his airline's profile, he needs to be shown the door.
They've already thought of that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 is the magic number.
Due to Rule 34 I can't tell if you're joking. But it's pretty funny either way.
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You're watching the wrong kind of porn. There is actually "nice" porn. Although I've never seen a man in it.
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...and not in a cramped tin box sitting next to a stranger.
Speak for yourself.
You haven't taken a Metro Transit bus in Seattle for some time, have you?
Have gnu, will travel.
You haven't taken a Metro Transit bus in Seattle for some time, have you?
Damn those metrosexuals.
Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.